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Can we please please please have a stimulus thread?

I need to know where to park all this free money Mr. Biden is about to grant me - I already know what I'm spending my food stamps on (clean bulk). I'm learning everything about investing into stocks and crypto from this board.

Starting from the basics and working my way up. I'm also getting back into my career (software) after taking sabbatical and I see this as an opportunity to mix the two together and automate my trading. Would 100% make a thread documentation my progress (like the other anon the other night w/ $15k+ in profit).

I'll make another thread asking everyone to shill my knowledge/plays, but this thread is for everyone.

Where do we park our stimulus money 2021?

>> No.29933992

read up niggas
https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-congress/house-bill/1319/text

>> No.29934021

Weapons, ammunition and non-perishable food supplies.

>> No.29934065
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what does this mean for the crypto/stock market?

I'm ready to go all in April - or has everyone agreed COVID was a hoax and anyone entering any market in 2021 is just a bagholder?

>> No.29934082

>>29933933
What does this mean for inflation, lads?

>> No.29934140

>>29933933
>me - I already know what I'm spending my food stamps on (clean bulk
This is the saddest thing I’ve ever read on this website. Peak 2021 Zogchan

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>>29934021
I was op of the /k/ thread. I have all the guns/ammo I need and want for now. I need to make stock/crypto plays NOW

I like paying for contraband with Bitcoin, shit is fun

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>>29934140
gotta get it how you live

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>>29934299
>>>/k/48471375

>> No.29934594

>>29933933
silver

>> No.29934608
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>Text
https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-congress/house-bill/1319/text

>Crossposts
>>29933933
>>>/k/48471375
>>>/pol/310167563

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How poor to qualify for this round?

>> No.29934696

>>29934594
bought some yesterday along with some gold

>> No.29934926

>>29933933
In the last stimmies, only 3% got into Crypto, 6% in Stocks. Percentage of mutt npc's 91%. We are so fucking early. I assume this stimmie is gonna play out like last time.

>> No.29934971

>>29933933
>free money
Is it really free or is it a loan against tax refunds?

>> No.29935121

>>29934696
>>29934594
Gold costs a shit ton, i don't understand why you wouldn't just buy silver if everything they say in pmg is true? Wouldn't that mean more profit long-term? Or is it just to diversify?

>> No.29935139

>>29934608
Damnit I wish I had time to read that whole thing
I got about a page in but I gtg

>> No.29935178

>>29934971
its free money but not quite. you see, creating money out of thin air isn't free. Someone is on the hook for that. That means every person in burgerland is on the hook. It amount to something like $14k per person. That includes every man, woman, child, xir and attack helicopter.

So they dangle $1400 in front of you while they saddle you with $14k of debt. Gotta pay for bombs and gibs to universities somehow. When you get your stimmies spend that shit fast into assets. guns, ammo, crypto, precious metals, non-perishables. Whatever you can get your hands on. Welcome to the Jungle.

>> No.29935217

>>29933933
This is the shittiest airdrop. If you pay a lot of taxes and have a stake in the system, you don’t get anything out of it.

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>>29935121
just to fuck around with, I'm new to /png/ but want a chain soon

>> No.29935282

>>29934299
real ones got the guns first and the shitcoins second
>>29934327
no other way. eat up, it's on aunt sammi

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>>29933933
>mfw I only stack 22 and a few k's in silver
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa...

Oh wait, I have really good real-estate and tens of thousands in fishing reels. Am I gonna make it?

>> No.29935328

>>29935262
That's... trashy. You do you though.

>> No.29935362

>>29935262
What have the niggers done to your mind?

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>>29935217
My 2019 income was 100k+ - single male taxpayer so I get raped just like you

So much into the system, so little I get out

Got fire at the right time and was granted UI, then COVID hit, CAREA act passes which created PPP and PUA - the rest is history. Been on gibs ever since. My only mistake was not getting into crypto/stock during 2020 but at the same time the boost ran out at the end of July, the program terms were not clear and Republicans were fucking around the whole time.

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>>29935315
>tens of thousands in fishing reels.
That's a very interesting store of value and I'm not even being sarcastic desu senpai.

>> No.29935464

>>29934082
nothing.
inflation happens when the citizens get the money. the corporations will get the money and they will buy everything and you will own nothing.

1.9 trillion / 350million = $5400 per person

>> No.29935576

>>29935444
Family does a lot of fishing and I got some rods. You have no idea how expensive those fuckers are. A decent offshore rod + reel can cost as much as most guns.

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>>29935362
>>29935328
Miami Cuban Links attract Miami Thotties

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>>29935282
real niggas know

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>>29935576
Well, I was thinking about it in comparison to my camera lens arsenal. However, the difference is that if society really fell through, a quality fishing reel could make a difference in feeding yourself or family, where a lens means dick. Kind of like guns in that sense, I suppose.

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>>29933933
Bump for interest

>> No.29936112

>>29935629
Not when you are poor and get stim checks you fucking retard.

>> No.29936351

>>29936112
I can get a six figure job anytime I want buddy

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29936641

Guys stop printing money so much...

>> No.29936681

>>29936351
Who is going to hire you, dr dre?

>> No.29936731

>>29934299
>I like paying for contraband with Bitcoin, shit is fun
ngmi
Use monero instead you brainlet.

>> No.29936862

>>29934021
We full cheeki breeki now.

>> No.29936901

Be feerfull when others are greedy;D

>> No.29936916

>>29934140
>he didn't fake a mental illness and get committed so he could scam the goverment for SSI and spend all day studyin, squattin, and fuckin fat asian girls in between food coin swings.
That doesn't sound fun anon. No sir, not one bit.

>> No.29936918

>>29936641
no, it's going straight into crypto

>> No.29936993

>>29935812
Yeah. I also think I'm fine with my 22 since I put about a stack into my 10/22. Bull barrel, pistol grip, collapsing stock, trigger group, etc.,. I am proud of my raifu and I shall treat her kindly.

>> No.29937093

>>29936731
where do you buy this shit? Is it on binance?

95% of the shit shilled here isn't on coinbase - only reason I got on GRT was because it was on coinbase which means its legit

>> No.29937131

Reee I need to finish my taxes so we get cash for our new baby

>> No.29937220

u know $1400 isn't a lot of money for a lot /biz/nessman, so you think at the personal level, nothing is really gonna change much. Then you give $1400 to literally everyone in the country, a lot who have been economically devastated. They will want to consume ps5's or buy nikes or other normie shit, some might even try some scam stocks or crypto.

The most prudent thing to do will be to pay off debt amassed during the pandemic, but with the way things are going, most ppl are just gonna say fuck it to missed rent/debt. They will just ask for a debt jubilee.

How crazy will the inflation be?

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>>29936862
>We full cheeki breeki now.
u kno it bby

>> No.29937461

>>29937220
I'm getting $20k in gibs with this bill

>> No.29937486

>>29937461
>>29937220
20k until September so I need to know where to park my money

Literally just opened an Ally account for drugs, cash app, escorts, onlyfans

>> No.29938733

>>29934392
Great movie, I’ll rewatch it tonight.

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>>29937093
>where do you buy this shit? Is it on binance?
it's on binance (at least outside of the US) and kraken and other places like local monero. Stop using goybase (and bitrex for that matter) even if you're not into alts.
Check out the xmr general some time >>29938906
I'm being serious when I see even if you're the biggest maxipad around you should use monero for buying naughty things. Buying naughty things with bitcoin, especially when you purchase it from a CEX and ESPECIALLY when you purchase it from goybase is just asking to get ZOGGED.

>> No.29939980

>>29933933
>the house
But who actually pass the laws...hmmm

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>>29939931
Also make sure you store your coins yourself unless you're actively trading. NOT YOUR KEYS, NOT YOUR COINS.

>> No.29940189

>>29935629
disgusting. why does her mouth move like that?

>> No.29940576

>>29935629
I'm going to Miami for 9 days next month. Staying in South Beach. What to expect? What are the women like?