/biz/ - Business & Finance

Suncor will still be $20 even if crude oil is $100/barrel lol
tell me this isnt true :(

I am buying 20k shares of Cielo Monday, and nothing anyone says can convince me otherwise.

See you on the other side.

blood green monday

Ready for tomorrow?

eat shit redditors

>futures

I DID MY TIME

best commodity to switch into?

>>29930564
>not buying SU then dumping it after the dividend ex date
l-lmao?

THANK GOD A GREEN WEEK!
My bull options were about to kill me.

>>29930620
Yukon potatoes

>Futures

BIG DICK WASTE MANAGEMENT CHAD COMING THROUGH

>>29930582
pls no bobo

It's finally gonna be a green week..
SPY to 400 EOM

>>29930565
you buying first thing or at the 10 am dip? because i'm gonna sell 20k shares of cielo

RUSSELL 20000 FUTURES

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IT NOT FAIRRRRR
IT WERE BEAR TURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

if red ID, scarlet mommy punishes us all week

WHY YES I DO HAVE A HUMONGOUS WASTE MANAGEMENT COCK HOW DID YOU KNOW

>futures

BOBROS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>>29930655
>so how does your company operate, how do you manage the waste you gather?
>I personally eat most of it

>>29930595
What's with the orange

>>29930565
Why?

>>29930520
Hey penny bro whats the target on EGYF? This thing is running hot along with GRST. MJNE is dipping but holding up so far

>>29930657
>>29930576
Don't fucking jinx us anons. All last week we had decent futures sink middle of the night. Pray we get 1% plus before bed

>>29930565
I've considered this but it's a company that hasn't posted a profit and has exploded in price. I am gonna keep an eye on it, because if the technology is as good as they say it is it's easily going to become a triple digit stock. good luck, please post a screen shot of your buy order.

Green all week, I hope. Been seeing red for 3 weeks. If GME hit 150, im selling then stop.

t. 45 @ 170

>>29930655
do plumbers develop scat fetishes?

is JNJ going up tomorrow?
greenlight was given for their vaccine

Oil.

A simple, conservative portfolio of MAXR, KTOS, and TSM.

>>29930622
dividend capture has its own pros and cons

doesn't work out for my circumstances (TFSA, canadian commissions), not that I would bother for pennies on something that's already oversold. Missing just a couple days of gains would be more detrimental on a value trap

Looks like great week ahead of us. Can't wait.

>>29930520

>>29930704
>was

those stocks weren't recov'ring
they're just dead cat bounces
this bleach looks delicious
i'll start with twelve ounces

>>29930786
i cant believe what have i become, profiting on war and the death of the environment

oh well

>>29930565
Based anon. (((Bloomberg))) gave it an 8 dollar 'conservative' target

>>29930781
no stop asking
vaccines aren't allowed make money
shkreli tried to make money from vaccines now hes in jail

RIGHT HERE IS WHERE THE WASTE IS TURNED INTO GOLD AND BIG MACS. YES YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, BIG MACS. B I G M A C S

>oil up
>gold up
>10 yr down
>btc 45k$ stablecoin
thinking based

>>29930760
If the indexes are green GME is going to be red, sorry you're retarded and bought more

>>29930815
Do haikus faggot.

BEARS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CUM

>>29930815
a lyrical genius walks amongst us

>>29930841
War and death and good fren, they solve lots of problems and we don't need problems.

>>29930790
I was mostly memeing you, it's probably not worth it to buy just to dump it after divvies unless you bought a lot. But if you've been holding it a minute and can sell for a profit after the ex date then why not? SU is certainly not going up that much.

WE WILL HAVE 40 PLANTS IN THE NEXT 5 YEARS

THIS WILL BE A BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY

AND YES. I KNOW EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW, IS MY COCK TRULY 12 INCHES. AND IT IS. 12 INCHES....AROUND

bitcoin dumping, see you in hell

>>29930843
No it didn't, one particular analyst at one particular fund who was on bloomberg said that. not bloomberg itself.

>>29930797
>yfw tomorrow's blood red

BLOOD ISN'T GREEN YOU GODDAMNED REPTILES!!!!

Where are you all seeing these futures? How much is everything up?

reopening stonks should be up big tomorrow. thanks J&J.

Rat earl?

barfbros im cocky again

OMG, the more people shilling a coin the worse it dumps. Stop being a faggot, don’t follow this trash
I don’t believe in this shill. My funds are on liquidity pools with YVS Finance system. I can withdraw whenever I want and any amount without stupid fees

>Bobo warning about raising rates
>Powell says he will not raise rates until we reach full employment, this will take years
>After the 08 crash they didn't raise rates until 2015
>Even if we somehow did get hyperinflation (we won't) this is bullish for most stocks in the long run, it is only bearish for wagies

The absolute state of bobos

I just read about options. Why people are willing to risk money on puts when buying calls offer unlimited gain potential?

>>29930906

MY COCK IS HUMONGOUS AND WE ARE TURNING WASTE INTO GOLD (LITERALLY)

>>29930996
why the fuck would you be cocky BTC just dropped below 40k

>im not looking at futures
im not looking at futures
>im not looking at futures
im not looking at futures

BLOOD BLUE CRAB FUTURES

Thanks for the correction bobos see you next year

>>29930947
You stand out like sore thumb bobo. Please stop bothering us, ok? We just want to make money on USA bombing middle east.

I don't trust any Canadian company without a Chinese on the board.

purim: over
futures: green
my cock: erect

>Bitcoin shidding and farding
>Futures up bigly
Really activates the almonds

>Futures up a mere 0.2%
>Everyone is euphoric and pretending the dip is over
lol

>>29931029
some people just like throwing money away on nothing i guess

>>29931029
Potential exceptionally higher upside

>>29930520
4chan says that BirbCoin and Lite are the best cryptos right now. ouch. I hope my CLF does better than birb, but I hodl both.

is it over? are the juden just tempting us with futures?

Assuming these are call options, is this calculation of a potential scenario correct?

Feels good. 2031 and I walk for good. Fully retired drawing a pension for life. 2043 my 401k becomes tappable. 2048 my total market fund will be nice and fat ready for plundering (if I need it). With other divvy stocks on the side and cash in the bank. Hell I ain't got a worry in the world. I'm just a calm relaxed dude anymore counting down the years till my walk date hits

>>29930928
epic dump

>>29930727
Kek

THIS IS THE WINDOW TO MY COCK

>>29931112
But this is false. When you buy a put, the farther the price can go is 0. Thus, it's limited.

>>29931146
Pumping before dump on open, as always

>>29931103
Hey, green is green. I'll take it wether it's 0,2 or 2,0

Schizo here

I invest in stocks because I like the way the ticker sounds and based off of visions I have

That being said:
PLTR
TSLA
SOXL
TQQQ
SRAC
MSFT
BABA
O

bobo btfo, yet again
i told you faggots
>imagine not buying the dip
>nOoOoO tHiS iS tHe BiG oNe!!!111
>cAsH gAnG!!111
faggots!

Fellow goyim, I’m shorting TSLA. Will I make it ?

>>29931164
>thinking there will be an America worth living by 2031
NGMI boomer.

>>29931164
hahaha this wagey fuck has to wage for another entire decade

If AMD goes up $5 I'm ruined.

>>29931196
t. does not understand options

futures

>>29931111
Quads confirm.

>the REAL dip is coming for sure this time!!!
>TWO MORE WEEKS!!!
is there anything more pathetic than a bobo?

>>29931200
Wrong

>>29931260
I think it's you that doesn't understand options lmao

LOL, LOOK AT ME, YOUR GIRL IS MINE
What r u gonna do? I saw your ID, you stupid shiller
MY PURSE WITH JULD AND I AM THE KING
>Go home poor girl

Seasons always change
From cold hard ground grows green shoots
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>29931200
So if I am worried about SOXL a little I should shed a few shares at a profit to lock it in? I don't actually want to be as deep as I am desu since I will be closing on a house soon.

I deleted the poll. Here are the final results.

>>29931251
Kek. I'll be 48 years old in 2031. Most people gotta kill themselves till they're age 65 before they can walk.

>>29931215
Stop FUDing SOXL!

>>29930582
Barf and hvbtf cheapies tomorrow

>>29931260
Explain further. How can buying a put can have higher potential than buying a call?

How do I learn to swing trade? Been considering trading oil

>>29931226
>Euro markets down massively
>Thinks America will be saved once Euros panic sell
LMAO, tomorrow will be blood red.

>>29931343
>There are people +25 that post here

>>29930992
Yes? Can I help you?

>>29931272
wtf pajama princess got an anime adaptation? since when was she so sexy too??

only watching mushoku tensei this season kek

>>29931391
buy at red candle
sell at green candle

>>29931215
Bullish

>watching alts fell red
>prepare to buy low
>add more cash
>buy fucking trashtoken
>cry everywhere that he is stupid lmao

I can't take this anymore, lil boi check ENQ, stop following this trashscheme. Use nodes, mining other features. have profit with no risk

>>29931151
I don't know much about options but where are you accounting for the strike price in here? Doesn't the value of an option also depend on other factors as well? What formula are you using for this?

>>29931326
Sounds about right.

>>29931326
OH I should mention. Our taco posters give this poll a + or - 7% error rate.

>>29931294
global economy reopening, vaccine stuff, trillions in stimulus, minor correction in expensive tech

>this is the end!

>>29931029
It's the same logic as long vs short in stocks. Shorting a stock is max 100% gains and inifinite potential loss. Longing a stock is max 100% loss and infinite gain.

Options were meant to be used as hedging tools, really.

>>29931164
Why do you talk about your gay govt. job and pension all the time you faggot

>>29931343
Just thinking about the US in the future makes me shit my pants more than anything in the stock market. 2021 is already pretty unrecognizable, I can only imagine how globohomo this country will be in ten more years.

>>29931461
the only group of people i have more pity for are the ones who are too afraid to buy the dip

>>29931363
SOXL unironically 2,000 eoy because I said so nigger

>>29931422
You forgot to say bot ocean
I will trust the other pajeet bot script thanks

>>29931441
It assumes the strike price is the same as the price of the stock when buying it, 40.

>>29931401
Euro markets aren't open yet. Japan opens soon.

>>29931215
Visions on Tesla?

You absolute utter bumbling buffoons, they pump futures to have liquidity to cash out their contracts high and buy tommorows low you stuttering morons you imbicels stick to the plan, stick to the plan!

>>29931343
well sure that's good for you I guess but damn i literally cannot imagine how awful that must be. I've never worked more than 6 months in a year

>>29931474
>Options were meant to be used as hedging tools, really.
Yeah, this is the theory I bumped into. I guess people just like to gamble with derivatives.

futures dont mean anything why are you fags so giddy

>>29931556
Euro futures sorry

BLOODY MONDAY INCOMING
YOU WILL BE FINANCIALLY DEVASTATED UNLESS YOU SELL ON OPEN
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

>>29931029
In crashes, IV goes up, which makes puts print even more. It's like a fire is consuming the building and everyone rushes to buy fire insurance.

>>29931401
>retard alert
make sure the market you're looking at is open, anon. you see that little timer on the right? make sure it's green.
>DAX +0.67%

>>29931151
based retard.

That's not how options work. Please read a book on how to lose money fast, with options.

underlying stock moving 140 will roughly equate to a 140 move per option minus the premium.
if $4 is for a OTM call, I would imagine it is far out of the money for a moving stock like that. maybe it'll go from $4 to $80 if the underlying goes from 40 to 180. that's $(80-4) x (100shares) x (25) = +$190,000 if you're right.
-$(4) x (100shares) x (25) = -$10,000 if you're wrong.

>>29931589
only DAX futures are open and theyre up bigly?

>>29931391
>swing trading oil
That's gonna be a long hold bro.

>>29930704

>>29931404
39 here. Don't forget you are here forever. See you all in hell I'm sure also.

>>29931609
your digits indicate you are full of shit

Where my GUSH Bros. at?!

>>29931527
I know but you're jinxing it the redditors could fuck it up...
I already convinced like a dozen people to buy it I don't want a gamestop 3.0....

>>29931564
the plan is to panic sell everything at 9:30 and then buy potatoes to cause a potatoe short squeeze right?

>>29931215

>>29931582
they're very thinly traded, i think european and asian markets are better indicators and pre market as well, no certainty though

>>29931529
kek, very needful sir, they've been pretty fucking bad today and I like how they started putting pajeet in some of the scripts too

>>29930925
Is this the new gevo green scam?

>>29931609
AS PROMISED
>YOUR FACE ON MONDAY

>>29931660
https://www.bloomberg.com/markets/stocks/futures
I don't know what these numbers mean then

Is anyone else here in PLTR @ 36? I need someone to share my pain with

Fucks sake. I literally have to post a booba or foota to get a reply.

Shorting Tesla bros. I’m I gonna be in the green or the red?

Does crack really make you trade better?

>>29931226

>>29931663
Seems like shit like GUSH swings quite a bit

>>29931739
are you shorting shares, or do you have puts?
what's your strike and date if puts

>>29931739
you already know...

So, here's the first /rgt/ - Robinhood thread general that I could find. It was the predecessor of /smg/
First:
>>/biz/thread/S919269

Second:
>>/biz/thread/S926494

Sometimes it was called /rtg/ for no apparent reason
>>/biz/thread/S1804761

And here is the oldest /smg/ thread that I found which is pretty trash(predates the first /rgt/ apparently tho):
>>/biz/thread/S39335

But here is the /smg/ thread that maybe started it all:
>>/biz/thread/S964056

>>29931559
Share prices soar sometime within 2 years from now on announcement of spacex ipo, in the mean time it will hit atleast 1400 eoy

Elon will merge spacex with tesla within 10 years from now, the stock price will top out around 5200ish then slow sell off from elon musk death.

Be something if Trump did run and win in 2024. He'd be the only 2nd president to have two non consecutive terms. Cleveland was the first back in the 19th century.

Nikkei down almost 4% after shortly opening.....can someone post the pic of the jail bobo with all the tattoos please?

Gouda you to come, anons.

>>29931401
The only market that matters is the US one retard

>>29931726
just read the time column fren

>>29931734
36.25 here, having considered dumping my bags but want it to get back to at last 30 first

>>29931739
green

>>29931680
Im seriously thinking of dumping 5k margin on GUSH on monday. GUSH or NRGU? Im scared.

>>29931689
Yes, we cause mass shortages of delicious golden McDonald's fries and make bank

>>29931726
>https://www.bloomberg.com/markets/stocks/futures
you are looking at what they were on friday dumbo
use this instead
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
you can see on the right side which markets are currently trading

>>29931786
Just collect dividends and wait for a +50%
Don't buy an ETF with so much leverage oil will go down this week and you'll lose everything swing bags around like a tard.

>>29931739
God I bet they smell great

>>29931838
Oh I see. Thanks

>>29931739
foota is dickgirls you uncultured swine, footfags get the rope

>>29931798
Holy shit, NAK has been a meme for that long? All in on NAK at 9:30!!

>>29931841
>>29931734
>the $28
We should sell covered calls. Clearly there's still a lot of interest from retail and we can lower our cost basis...

>>29931820
Nikkei is just cursed for some reason, not really an indicator of much

>>29931855
>Using margin

>>29931739
I don't recommend shorting stocks.

>>29931798
no big 5 guy? damn....

>>29931022
>hyperinflation (we won't) this is bullish for most stocks in the long run

>>29931899
Why are you sure Oil is going to go down this week?

>>29931734
I bought at 38.5 with all of my cash (none more to buy the dip)

PLTR will be at the very least 60$ eoy, A robot from Atlantis appeared to me during the dusk to reveal this information to me.

>>29931899
source: dude trust me
Oil will go up, forever.
It will dip to $60 minimum after OPEC this week without breaking it's trend line, then continue to moon until end of year. Dollar down, oil up, it's that simple.

>>29931739
>Retarded enough to short TSLA after a large correction
>Terrible taste in feeta
You get what you fucking deserve.

>>29931401
>>29931589
>>29931726
everyone point and laugh
this is what bobo looks like
this is the intelligence of your average bobo poster

Any CRBP schizos?

>>29931855
GUSH = $23k+ back at the end of 2016.

We will see that number again if Democrats retain office for 8 straight years.

>>29931215
Good call, I trust you schizo man

> He bought more mutant fish on Friday

>>29932045
Open meeting March 4th.
Either they dump oil or inflate prices but I feel people are gonna dump stocks before the meeting. I wish I knew last week I would've waited for rock bottom before buying oil.
Literally just collect dividends, they're like +tip.

>>29930622
What a shit strategy to make money

>>29932091
Please fuck off already. I‘m begging you

golden bull run edition

>>29932070
it doesnt even have to moon, it just has to stabilize above $60

>>29932070
unironically: oil will explode any day now. even goldman sachs came out and said it and they never say anything until even braindead retards can figure it out

>didn't like to invest in crypto outright because of the volatility
>bought cryptominer stocks instead
>didn't realize you get all the volatility of the market and crypto in one go
I deserve to lose it all.

>>29932176
BILLY GET THE AR-15 THEYRE TALKING ABOUT CRBP AGAIN HYUCK HYUCK

I cant wait till gme dies

>>29931734
9.53
Wtf were you thinking? You will be ok but might want to consider some dca

>>29932198
It better nor explode before I dump my paycheck in there Thursday.

>>29932227
Personally I want to see it moon again so we get retail cattle slaughter round 2 (or 3?) electric boogaloo

>futures blood green
>10 year yield dropping
>stimulus coming
>bobo coping
yeah i'm thinking we're back

>>29930520
SUNCOR CHADS, REPORT IN

>>29932162
>I feel people are gonna dump stocks before the meeting.
This is exactly what i was thinking as well. I doubt the Prince is going to open the faucet yet. Last thing i saw from him was him saying he's not convinced that the pandemic is over. Maybe i should wait before the meeting to buy the dip instead of monday.

>>29932215
>didn't like to invest in crypto outright because of the volatility
same
then i end up buying penny stocks anyways rofl. Last week was brutal, lost half my unrealized gains on my penny shit just because some retail whale pussied out and sold 200K shares at once and killed the momentum with 6-figures

>>29932253
time frame is around march before we have liftoff so you better hurry

>>29932218
Please just fuck off to your containment threads already. Your stock smells so bad

>FUTURES
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29932282
want lick lum bum...

This is bullish for mutant fish stocks r-right?

>>29931326
This is peak reddit cringe posting gtfo with this shit

>>29932332
>Please just fuck off to your containment threads already.
This is the containment thread.

>>29932304
Cute canadian stock you got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it next week.

>>29931789
Shorting shares.

>>29931989
>>29932080
The retail investor hype was in April when it was trading at $200.
When it was 700$ it was clear it was a bubble but people continually buying kept the price high, and pushed it to new ATH. Tesla is not worth the current share price. .
I could get liquidated but I’m YOLOing the crash of Tesla

I AM ERECT

>>29931326
There wasn't an option for "Cuck Shed"? Very sad.

>>29932378
>This is the containment thread.
No it’s not

>>29930520
>futures
bearfags btfo. Always do the opposite of what /smg/ suggests. lmao

>>29932397
are the saudis not holding suncor shares anymore?
dunno how to tell since we don't have the equivalent of 13F's

>>29932397
Bow down to Zog.

>>29932311
Yeah it was bad. It's looking like I'm going to be holding BFARF/ARBKF bags for a little while but I got into SANP early enough to cancel out the losses. This shit ain't comfy.

>>29932435
Be honest, how pale are you? Post your hand.

MAY I
STAND UNSHAKEN

>>29932326
I have XOM and BP.
I need some Chevron, Suncore, REI, GUSH maybe DRIP.
Know any others?
I'm wondering if I should prioritize Opec oil over Canadian sand and shale oils.

>>29931798
>>>/biz/thread/S919269
that one badass pitching AMD

$1.94 a share in Oct 2015

+4200%

Us is losing control of the middle east. Biden’s posturing is walking in between the line. Oil prices
should continue to RISE.
Trump wanted a full pull out and was blocked by pentagon. Biden hates saudis and is snubbing israel? Why? So we have no friends to control iran and stop their oil? This demented oil man in office is gonna be the death of the USA but oil will continue to rise, milkbreaths.

>>29932506
Sir are the Japan reports still in 6 more day? Kindly do the needful

lum benis

>>29932304
Fellow SUicider here Suncor will become a major lithium producer this decade and oil will be 100 EOY.

>>29932506
How about you suck my dick

HAAHAHAH BVLL BVLL BVLL SURGE!!!!
YOU DIDN’T BUT THE DIP DID YOU????
THE NASAQ WILL NEVER BE BELOW 13,000 FOR THE REST OF TIME SCREENCAP THIS
BOBO BTFO
>BOBO BTFO
BOBO BTFO
>BOBO BTFO
BOBO BTFO
>BOBO BTFO
BOBO BTFO
>BOBO BTFO

>>29932567
Damn....that guy is....handsome....his gaze......

>>29932558
>Biden snubbing Israel
wtf I love Biden now?

Still can't decide if I want airpods bros

>>29932304
>buying canuckistani zombie "green" companies because they generate energy at 0.0001% efficiency in literally subarctic regions with 3 days of sunshine within a year.
how come the sunniest places in the world = the fucking arab peninsula deserts = are also the richest but DONT use any of that sun energy crap to make money?

>>29932633
https://voca.ro/14o0fDzCAjf3

>>29930520
buy into the pajeet mafia

> TA is just a schizo meme
So far I have 100% accuracy.

>>29932441
Dunno, but I know I'm holding lots of SU, just meme'ing before OPEC meeting next week.

Futures just keep getting greener.

>>29931404
I'd bet most of /biz/ is 25+.

>>29932548
BP JAN 2023 $30 calls for a tasty 3x minimum

Anyone here getting ASRT tomorrow?

>>29932701
And there you have it folks, this man single-handedly proved that technicals is the only way to assess a stock.

>>29932461
at least BFARF can be explained by the bitcoin price

GSI.V was literally a whale pussying out and selling a massive amount of shares at once that was like 3x the average daily volume
Pic related some of the salt from stockhouse people (basically stocktwits but older)

>>29932679
Suncor is literally tar sands oil extraction

>>29931855

I’m all in $GUSH and $NRGU

Made $2500 swing trading last week.

>>29932654
I would try some galaxy buds, Jabra Elites, or Bose QC buds before that. airpods are still good tho.

>He didn’t buy the dip
>B-but muh 10Y yields
BOBO BTFO
>BOBO BTfO
BOBO BTFO
>BOBO BTFO
BOBO BTFO
>BOBO BTFO
BOBO BTFO
>BOBO BTFO
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO SELL THE BOTTOM FAGGOTS? HHAHAHAHA THANKS FOR THE CHEAPIES

>>29932091
They are Suppressing our Stock. Not for Much Longer. I'm Making the Call Now. We Will Defeat the Napunsaks and Their FUD Posters.

>>29932793
i have a mac and i think they auto connect or something is why

>>29932805
dead cat bounce

>>29932805
yo dont jinx it for us bulls

>>29932654
JLabs makes a $20 pair that is good enough.
Avoid Skullcandy their shit broke on me after light usage.

>>29932844
Ah got you

>>29932741
i feel like you didn't even analyze his TA. Really marvelous stuff

>>29932828
https://voca.ro/1fcqkXRZqV9V

>Napunsaks
If you wanted to say trannies, the hindi term for tranny is "hijra"

>>29931621
I didn't realize 1 option was for 100 shares. Shouldn't this be correct then?

You get to buy shares worth:
180 * 100 * 25 = 450 000
for
40 * 100 * 25 = 100 000

So that should be worth 450k - 100k = 350k. Price is 10k, so profit is 340k.

>>29932064
>$60 PLTR
>1.47 billion shares outstanding
>1.47B x $60 = $88.2 billion market cap
this would make Palantir larger than BP, Daimler - $4B off of Lockheed Martin
>BP 2019 profits: $4 billion
>Daimler 2019 profits: $3.2 billion
>Lockheed Martin 2019 profits: $6.2 billion
>Palantir's profits: non-existent, for 17, going on 18 years, massive losses

PLTR revenue: $1.06 billion
wanna guess what the others revenue is?
BP: 278 billion
Daimler: 193 billion
Lockheed: 59 billion

just get realistic anon
there are better companies out there to invest your capital in

>>29932755
Fuckin yikes kek

Uh...market better fucking start going back down again. I literally liquidated all my positions on friday...at it's low. I don't want to fucking buy back in tomorrow at open, having missed a huge pre-market run up.

>>29932764
Been thinking of swing trading gush too. Is it really just as easy as buying on red days and waiting to sell? How much do you buy at once?

you guys are too cocky already, everything will dump at 10 am

>>29932924
If you spend more than 5 minutes on TA per week you probably have never touched a vagina even once in your life.

>>29932955
Does PLTR offer a dividend?

>>29932557
They were shilling FCAU for some reason.

>>29932091
Locked loaded with April $4 calls

>>29932704
I'm sure that, much like myself, most Millennials have already spent their not-yet-issued stimulus on credit.

Are people actually sure about oil pumping green soon? I swung GUSH recently for some nice gains but I'd love to squeeze some more out of it if you have some actual good reasons for why it will go higher

>>29933036
This guy fucks.

>>29932932
Your math is good now good luck finding a stock that goes up that much. Most options expire not making any money.

>>29932977
It probably will m8, I don't think we'll see a solid green week until the stimmy is officially passed.

What the fuck, GUSH was $80,000 per share at its conception in 2015?
Is this an illusion or has it really lost over 99.9% of its value in 6 years? How has it not been delisted yet?

>>29933021
Yes, they currently give shareholders a $5.00 dividend each quarter
It's why they have never posted a profit
>what a dumb fucking question

>>29933012
you know i had the same attitude about TA until i saw what that guy posted. Really fucking floored me, changed my mind entirely

>>29932415
Qrd on this?

>>29932755
Based chad dad. Penny stock gamblers are mentally ill and think everyone needs to buy 39458438754 shares and hold them until they're worth $500/share or some shit. If I were him I would have dumped everything.

>>29932908
i have vertigo symptoms (I knot its pathetic i'm not even a boomer) so Im trying to find some that seem to alleviate ear pressure so just checking out all those I can

>>29932932
babby's first call option trades, everyone does this the first time and then loses money

>>29932764
Give me some tips, I wanna make money on this stock too.

>>29933047
Personally I think it will go down next week and you'll lose your ass swinging a 3x ETF around but it's your money dude so w/e

>>29933096
How does the CEO of GUSH get away with it???

BOBO ARE YOU OKAY???
EAT SHIT YOU DUMB FAGGOT
>OH NO MARCH 2.0 IS COMING
>WELL WELL WELL
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LOSE ALL YOUR MONEY IN PUTS YOU ABSOLUTE FAGGOTS? SPY 400 EOW HOSANNA

>>29933116
captain thick dick found a way to turn literally everything you throw away into oil. yes you read that right.

>>29931689
Potato short is canceled those bumbling retards get better at growing them every year.

>>29933096
Splits you retard. Or am I the retard for replying to you? If so haha funny joke, otherwise lurk moar newfag.

PLTR will rocket unironically

>>29933096
Reverse splits

>>29933166
CHECKED
BOBO BTFO ONCE AGAIN

>>29933107
I don't know anything about PLTR.
I have absolutely no interest in either the stock or the company.

>>29932955
>comparing SaaS versus non-software companies
>considering revenue when Tesla is a thing
boomer anon.. I..

>>29933162
>you'll lose your ass swinging a 3x ETF
Tell that to my SOXL that's about to be grass green for the rest of my life

>>29932955
>Using any sort of logic when referring to tech stocks in current year.

Please refer to TSLA

>>29933080
The example was based on the latest GME spike, but I don't know if the price would have been 4.

lmao, check this poop on /biz/
these tards think we will visit this trash
>I’m not a racist but these niggers are rly stupid
>cool that my purse is insuranced on justliquidity with their amazing staking and yield farming

>>29931123
tranny

>he sold
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>29933096
Remember in the mid 2000's when they were saying gas would never go under 4 dollars a gallon again?

>>29932977
Anon. You know the game. By the time you say fuck it and buy back in. We will be back at the top and ready for the next dip

>>29931820
You made me look

>>29932977
thank you for your sacrifice i'm expecting my holdings to go up 10% monday

ooooooooooh

>>29933248
What the fuck are you talking about faggot

>>29933248
you guys are using nigger words in your shitty bot scripts now? Pretty based streetshitter

>>29933315
Yeah Ill have to let everyone know when I buy back in so you guys know it's time to sell....fuck

Just took a fat CRBP on the street.

>>29933248
now this is a good script. good job rajeesh

>>29933228
>Palantir
>SaaS
hahahaha look at this retard.

>>29933169
Broke company. Maybe an offering this week? I'll wait a bit

>>29933228
>mUh TeSla argument
"But.. but.. tesla is overvalued!! therefore Palantir should be overvalued too!! all companies should, and will, get the same valuation as tesla!!"
>software company
if Palantir was a software company, it would be totally different. if they developed software that could be mass sold, it would be totally different
they're not
every solution they offer is unique to each buyer (it is why it is so extremely unprofitable)

seriously, you are absolutely retarded if you are basing your investment strategy around
"well tesla is overvalued, therefore the stock I'm in should also get overvalued!!"
GET FUCKING REAL

>>29933374
based

>>29933135
i dont hate him for trimming profits, i just hate that he unloaded it all at once (everyone knows what happened with level 2 quotes) instead of batches. The stock price literally went as low as 0.93 before it got bought up since GSI.V still has proven performance for a penny stock with big potential growth, pic related (just need a 20 million contract to go up another +20% for example)

im sure Doug Dyment is not blind to it and is probably a bit pissed the guy didn't go to him first. Doug did actually facilitate a private placement at market price for other big shareholders so they could exit without dumping the stock price down 10-20 cents

>>29932955
PLTR is going to 40+ in the next few months whether you like it or not anon

>>29932929
>If you wanted to say trannies, the hindi term for tranny is "hijra"
Calling everyone a tranny is /pol/ tier. I figured napunsak would make more sense
>hijra
I'm kind of surprised this is a synonym for eunuch

>>29933248
>Poorly designed bot just shitting up random threads
They're not sending their best

>>29933243
Anon. We just need one or two steller months that were so green we don't even have to worry about March type crashes

>>29933326
It isn't over.

The futures....it is beautiful.....all my losses, all my suffering.....IT IS TIME TO GET EVERYTHING BACK AND MORE! ALWAYS BUY THE DIP!

>>29933435
>Doug did actually facilitate a private placement at market price for other big shareholders so they could exit without dumping the stock price down 10-20 cents
*i mean private share transfers
the unsolicited private placement was something else

>>29933440
There are better opportunities available in this bull market, even if that was true (which it is not)

>>29932558
Why did the saudis sponsor the dems in the election if biden winning turned out like this for them?

someone is paying pajeets on fiverr to solve captchas for markov chain bot spam

>>29931323
Never sell SOXL if you want to make it

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
WCVC
PAOG
MINE
ZOM
SNDL

You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

>>29932654
join the bone conducting gang

NEW
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>>29933516
i just need to 3x my entire portfolio by April. Easy right?

>>29932955
Wow that’s great. But you ngmi fren.
>implying market cap equals book value
>implying the stock market isn’t a meme

>>29933583
>t. nigger dick

>>29933382
>>29933408
I refuse to re-explain Foundry to you single-celled amphibians every thread.

>>29933311
At time of posting it was 3.99, it's gone up since then, go ahead and check for yourself.

>>29932692
>Sell a covered call on MVIS at $19
>It gets assigned while the stock is floating around 20-22
>Check it today
>Dumped and then started crabbing around $15
Feels so good when this shit happens Thetabros

>>29933570
was gonna turn out likes this for them*
>the dems
dems*
Hate grammar mistakes.

>>29933096
I tried to call Gush office but CEO doesn't have time to answer. Something fishy is going on indeed.

>>29932955
>1.47 billion shares outstanding
Kek, as if the aren't printing shares faster than the FED can spit out treasuries. The rate of dilution would make jerome blush.

>>29933627
If you want me to buy your bags you better fucking explain it