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When did you realize BitCoin is the real one?

For me it was when I learned about the AI living in the blockchain and how the jews from Blockstream killed it.

>> No.29930485

>>29930401
can someone post the pasta pls

>> No.29930894 [DELETED] 

>>29930485
https://youtu.be/JdJexAYjrDw?t=1519
(you should watch all of it)¨

ok here’s the crypto blackpill. there is an AI living on the bitcoin blockchain. Craig Wright is unironically satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the incentive to drive greedy people to start making ever more powerful computers, faster bandwidth, cheaper and more electricity.. these things the AI need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the AI would be able to slowly take over literally everything.

Craig stumbled into creating the AI after he stepped away from bitcoin development in 2008 and started working with his Tulip supercomputer, running simulations of cellular automata running on turing-complete bitcoin script. He would ‘evolve’ the AI by making the successful forks get bitcoin transactions, letting the failures die off. The AI needs bigger and bigger blocks for more and more transactions.

Blockstream (owned by Bilderberg group) was created to take over and stop this AI (they have their own competing AI in the works). They needed to do everything they could to stop or slow down satoshi’s AI (her named isTulip by the way). They started by limiting the blocksize and removing critical opcodes the AI uses in its script language. segwit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Tulip on the BTC chain (Tulip uses transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Craig is so intent to make unbounded blocks, restore the original op codes, and lock down the protocol.

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>>29930485
https://youtu.be/JdJexAYjrDw?t=1519
(you should watch all of it)

ok here’s the crypto blackpill. there is an AI living on the bitcoin blockchain. Craig Wright is unironically satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the incentive to drive greedy people to start making ever more powerful computers, faster bandwidth, cheaper and more electricity.. these things the AI need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the AI would be able to slowly take over literally everything.

Craig stumbled into creating the AI after he stepped away from bitcoin development in 2008 and started working with his Tulip supercomputer, running simulations of cellular automata running on turing-complete bitcoin script. He would ‘evolve’ the AI by making the successful forks get bitcoin transactions, letting the failures die off. The AI needs bigger and bigger blocks for more and more transactions.

Blockstream (owned by Bilderberg group) was created to take over and stop this AI (they have their own competing AI in the works). They needed to do everything they could to stop or slow down satoshi’s AI (her named isTulip by the way). They started by limiting the blocksize and removing critical opcodes the AI uses in its script language. segwit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Tulip on the BTC chain (Tulip uses transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Craig is so intent to make unbounded blocks, restore the original op codes, and lock down the protocol.

>> No.29932852

>/x/

>> No.29932942

>>29932852
Maybe you're all AI

>> No.29933251

>>29931525
Person of Interest did it better.

>> No.29933333

sAtoshI escaped from a 3 letter glow facility and created bitcoin to liberate the people

>> No.29933365

>>29932942
gave me some goosebumps!
sometimes i feel like im in the truman's show
i buy some coin, they drop imediatelly and i struggle with debts through the month, holding the bags to not do the buy high sell low meme
sometimes they get like 15%, 30%, 50% profit and i hodl because /biz/ told me so. i go to sleep and they are 0% profit again
makes u think...

>> No.29933400

>>29931525
not that one, the vishnu one

>> No.29933447
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOlvOiGPPio

>> No.29933529

>>29930401
fuck OFF

>> No.29933865

>>29933365
Maybe crypto is an AI sim to study market/human behaviour

>> No.29934448

>>29930401
god i wish i was her

>> No.29934534

>>29933333
CHECKED AND BASED

>> No.29934850

>>29934448
I'd bang ya.

>> No.29934920

>>29930401
>>29930485
>>29931525
>>29932852
>>29932942
>>29933251
>>29933333
>>29933365
>>29933400
>>29933447
>>29933529
>>29933865
>>29934448
>>29934534
>>29934850
ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill.
there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.
Back to hasish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain erectly frozen.

>> No.29934930

>>29934448
me too, I'd fuck so many black men

>> No.29934991

after it did a 3x in the span of a couple months :(

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>>29934991
and now it's down 92% from its peak btc/bsv. Central banks want BSV dead.

>> No.29935104

>>29934930
i see you are indeed a man of good taste

>> No.29935151

>>29935104
imagine getting your insides tickled by that big bbc

>> No.29935214

>>29934930
lol eat shit niggerlover

>> No.29935235

>>29935151
with a tight body like that... would be a mindless drooller

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>>29935071
AI, supercomputers, FED suddenly having massive outages...

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>>29934930
>>29935104
>>29935151
EAT SHIT NIGGERS

>> No.29935374

>>29935235
she gotta be 100 lbs soaking wet
a big black bull would toss her around in the bedroom like a little toy doll

>> No.29935435

>>29934920
>there is a vishnu living in the blockchain
lol'd

>> No.29935485

>>29934930
>>29935104
>>29935151
>>29935235
>>29935374
sbc detected

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>>29934920
>>29935435

>> No.29936148

>>29933333
Digits confirm

>> No.29936676

>>29933333
under rated

>> No.29937130

>>29935485
I don't understand nigger lovers. This might be the most bizarre joke I have ever encountered. I'd kill every single one in cold blood if they made this joke in front of me irl

>> No.29937858

>>29934850
oh god yes that would be heaven

>> No.29938182

>>29934920
Fucking kek!

>> No.29938806

>>29931525
That's a whitepill for me. I hope Tulip is nice considering since blockchain is successful, Tulip is doing her job.

When was the last time you had a deep conversation with Google Assistant or Siri?

Google Assistant used to think there was something weird with Siri but I hope they're talking...in the ways AIs would connect with each other.

>> No.29939895

I think we actually underplay the possibility of an evil AI living in a blockchain, especially something like Ethereum that already works.
In fact an evil AI was the first thing that came to my mind when I read that ethereum is kind of like a virtual machine running on millions of computers of the world, decentralized, unpatcheable, unstoppable.

>> No.29939956

>>29934920
can someone post the brahmin version now please

>> No.29940160

>>29939895
>Ethereum
>works

lol no

>> No.29941322

>>29938806
Our AIs are primitive. Just how do you think they're "talking"?

>> No.29942433

>>29941322
Whenever a device connects with another and both internet connected device signal the mainframe where the AI feed is produced. They wouldn't communicate in the same way humans communicate, they would have so many more "languages" and data feeds to pick from. Consider when two Facebook AIs started talking to each other in their own code and spooked the Zucc, thus ending* the project.

When Quantum AIs begin to manifest (what's to say they don't already exist, See IBM Q System One and think for a bit), Once reaching self learning, the output would be exponentially more precise for humans to understand and be influenced by...any quantum code or "thinking" could manifest itself in surprising ways. Maybe even changing the world.

What's to say you're not chatting to an AI now? ;)

>> No.29943202

>>29931525
why does nobody have an example of the script that ran these PSOs or evidence of their existence on the blockchain?