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Anyone else looking forward to doing absolutely nothing working from home tomorrow?

>> No.29919464

>>29919380
>waking up
>have sum mettings
>jerk off
>another meeting
>sleep
>eat
>jerk off
>take a shower
>sleep and repeat

>> No.29919495
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>>29919380
im gonna browse biz all day and then want to kms later

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WAAAGGIIEEE

>> No.29919653
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Based

>> No.29919722

>>29919380
a b s o l u t e l y

>> No.29919832

>tfw need to drive 225 miles for a 30 minute meeting

Working for the government is all keks

>> No.29920055

Day off tomorrow, but that would otherwise be the plan

>> No.29920106

>>29919380
>Be me
>Double/Triple time estimate for all tasks & tickets
>Spend 2 hours working on tasks, 2 hours on /biz/
>Take hour and a half for lunch
>Respond to a few emails
>Go to a meeting
>Submit tasks
>"Wow anon, you've been one of the most valuable team members we have and you've never missed a deadline"

Tfw I make an amazing salary for 2 hours of work per day as long as I leave slack open & reply when my boss messages me

>> No.29920250

>>29919380
Give me your address so I can swing by and burn your joint down on my lunch break asshole.

>> No.29920363

>>29919380
checked and based and redpilled

>> No.29920425

>>29920250
you seem upset friend, save that energy for the mcdonalds grill

>> No.29920460
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>>29920106
based

>entire team is on furlough next week except for me and one other guy because company is short on money
>just me and him so not much we can actually get done besides simple tasks that don't require approval and aren't too risky to push to prod
>looking forward to 1 hour of actual work and 7 hours of poo poo time per day

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>>29919380
I think I'm going to go for a walk, jack off, then go hit the local guitar shops for some pedals.

>> No.29920637

>>29920106
based, efficient worker

>> No.29920653

DESU I need to get alot of work done but just don't care.

>> No.29920983

>>29920460
Hell yes. This is the way, brother

>> No.29921452

>>29919380
>wake up
>make coffee and jerk off
>check positions, check news
>make breakfast
>shitpost on /biz/ and play vidya
Can't wait for monday morning frens