What are you gonna do when you make it?

[Anonymous No.29915883]

I’ll start:
>be me
>60+ y/o neobzoomer
>bored asf
>decide to fuck with the plebs
>crawl out of the florida swamps and make my way to m*ami
>cruisindownthestreetinmuhvette.jpg
>install autopilot in my 70s car
>fuck you /o/ lmao
>roll up stogey made in UV tabaco firm i bankrolled
>distant seething from commie island that looks like poo intensifies
>death squads lookin kinda bullish desu
>HEY SIRI
>*doodoot*
>CALL ME SECRETARY FAGGOT
>*calling stacy*
>heeeeyyyy, stacy!
>“y-yes, mr. anon?”
>remind me to find firms that supply cuban deathsquads and slowly buy in, then give a massive pump to tell the commies to get off their asses and shoot the shit
>but don’t say a word about my investment
>“do you want to keep it off the record”
>nope just make sure no one else profits, no speculation
>fuck you /biz/ lmao
hint: if your reading this in the future and those stocks pump, (you) know why ;^)
>see wagies on the cyberpunk streets of m*ami, whose aesthetic and crime rate i personally pumped
>one’s cuban
>I like cubans
>HOLA ONIONS UN GRINGO Y YO ESTOY MUY GENORASIO
>APPRENDO LOS STOGEYS PARA NO DÓLARES Y DICE LA GUBIERMENTO DEL SU PAÍS...
>Siri how do I say to go fuck itself in beaner
>*doodoot*
>*Que se joda*
>YEAH THAT
>cuban is seething but doesn’t turn it down
>stack of stogeys is more then he makes in a year in wageslavery
>roll away throwing stogeys at hookers to show booba to me and the wagie plebs
>noice.jpg
>stillcruisinwhilewagieslosin.wav
>consider that the cuban wagie will probably resent me for the rest of his life and will try to usurp my wealth or some shit
>will only realize the value of the stogeys once he figures out its value goes up
>cuban will probably get into investing and will do everything he can to beat me
>hegeliandialectics.pdf
>mfw ive made it
>mfw cuban is gonna make it
>mfw wagmi