Wagie horror stories thread

[Anonymous No.29871479]

>worked a shitty manual labor job all summer into fall
>inhaled large amounts of lead dust, heavy metal fumes and solvents
>have tons of heavy metals in my skeleton
>every time I sleep poorly, exercise too hard or get stressed for too long it gets released from my bones and I feel like I'm dying all over again

[Anonymous No.29871527]

The next biggest alpha is Sentinel dvpn. If you know you know. The meme magic is real bros.

[Anonymous No.29871574]

>>29871479
life ruined over 5 months of working. never again. fuck wagies

[Anonymous No.29871597]

>tfw I've been working between 40 and 100 hours a week over the last 6 years and the only thing I have to show for it is a 2 bed 1 bath house at 25 yo that i still work paycheck to paycheck to keep it mine

[Anonymous No.29871660]

>>29871527

just bought 50k stack today. i put it off for the last month. so fucking relieved im on the train.

[Anonymous No.29871698]

let me guess american


In europe you would get a nice few euro for something like this

[Anonymous No.29871726]

>>29871597
lol brown id cus your life is shit

[Anonymous No.29871730]

>work as a retail vendor
>Managers constantly complaining that they are always out of stock
>Go to store, check backroom, pallets of products

[Anonymous No.29871756]

>>29871597
It’s only a matter of time before this version of capitalism gets torn down and replaced with something different.

When you have athletes, celebrities, and IG and OnlyFans thots making millions, while the average wagie makes 30k-50k, and housing and food prices keep rising, people will revolt.

[Anonymous No.29871791]

>>29871698
America is the most litigious nation on earth you retarded Europoor, he could easily probably sue.

[Anonymous No.29871912]

>>29871479
Listen OP, capitalism is the most efficient system. If you didn't like where you worked then simply quit your job and find a new one. So, pull yourself up by the bootstraps and one day you'll become rich too :)

[Anonymous No.29871943]

>>29871479
>work in expensive city
>can’t afford home live with parents
>only make $13/hour
>max annual performance raise is 3%
>raise only enough to keep up with inflation
>boss only gave me 2.25% raise
>age 28

[Anonymous No.29871988]

>>29871791
Lol I got none because I’m a millionaire through investments businesses and flipping money with Jewish secrets.

[Anonymous No.29872086]

>>29871479
>shitty manual labor job as a painter
>painting inside of a school gym
>metalworkers working on steel on the roof
>sledgehammer on steel sounds like a fucking rifle going off due to all the reverb in the gym
>no earplugs
>"WOOOO SING IT BABY, GIVE IT TO ME"
>they start sawing a 9-inch I beam
>*REVERB INTENSIFIES*
>sound is so loud it feels like the saw is cutting through your chest
>literally shakes your eyes in your skull
>tunnel vision, knees weak arms are heavy
>there's paint on his fingers already
>Bob's epoxy
>he's nervous
>but he can't close his ears to stop pain
>and he keeps on forgetting
>how to get out
>he pulls the lift joystick but it won't go down
>it's over, how
>everyone is grinding now
>you better jump to get away before your heart goes *BLAOW*

[Anonymous No.29872219]

>>29871698
Europoors are so fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.29872479]

>>29871988
Checked and based

[Anonymous No.29872689]

>>29871756
Most likely they will refuse to do those jobs and live on government assistance. I'm a machinists and regularly get ask to apply to stuff I'm not qualified for with urgent need in the title.

[Anonymous No.29872813]

>big indoor paint job
>end of the job
>i'm the guy that has to clean up all the dried drips on the floor/moulding
>go around dumping acetone on everything for 6 hours straight
>final objective is to clean some paint buckets
>poor acetone in buckets
>lean in and start scrubbing
>tfw when starting to not feel so good
>finish scrubbing and pack up the job
>tfw starting to not see so clear
>drive home and get out of the car
>tfw starting to not walk so straight
>shower up
>tfw strong scent of acetone on my breath
>try to relax for the night
>tfw head spinning like never before
>try to lay down
>tfw lungs feel like they're full of fizzing molten lava
>tfw migraine sets in for 2 days

[Anonymous No.29872905]

>>29871479
go through chelation therapy
>>29872813
obvious lawsuit, sue the shit out of them.

[Anonymous No.29872918]

>>29871479
my sister worked at a boat factory for 2 days where they had her sanding fiberglass with no PPE of any kind. she was inhaling fiberglass dust all day. she brought her own mask on day 2 and noped the fuck out before her shift was over. amazingly, this company had been operating like this for decades and none of the employees had enough IQ points to call OSHA or sue.

[Anonymous No.29873010]

When I worked at Mcdonalds when I was a teenager I had some creepy middle aged coworker make not so subtle sexual harassment comments to me. About how I'm a good asset to the team etc. emphasizing the word. keep in mind this was my femboy phase . I was like 17.

someone remind me why a 45 year old man works at McDonalds though

[Anonymous No.29873307]

>>29873010
lol when I worked in the kitchen of my college cafeteria, there was a guy in like his late 40s/early 50s with long hippie hair who smoked pot on his breaks and talked about nothing but classic rock. these are the ultimate NPCs who never have a single thought about how to advance in society.

[Anonymous No.29873408]

>>29871527
>>29871660
Weird how thread had nothing to do with this shitcoin but you both praise it, guess I'm buying 100k

[Anonymous No.29873441]

>>29872918
Apparently your sister is one of those people too.

[Anonymous No.29873479]

>>29871479
Wtf

[Anonymous No.29873823]

>>29871912
leave this board

[Anonymous No.29873934]

>work at a locally owned grocery store when I was 19 for the summer
>Have to do literally everything in the entire store from cleaning the bathroom to groundkeeping, to even building and painting the shelves
>managers would do shit like hit me on the back of the head with water bottles
>had to spend several days sorting out bottles of nail polish, many of which were broken in the box and the broken glass would cut through my gloves
>manager asks me to vacuum his land cruiser then goes fucking mental and tries to strangle me to death when I missed a spot

[Anonymous No.29873993]

>>29871479
>night audit at a dumpy little hotel
>actually pretty chill most of the week, except for Friday and Saturday because of the hotel bar
>after a few months, bar complains they're too busy to take care of their own shit
>already take care of the two public restrooms on our side of the hotel
>never more than a quick mop and refiling the paper
>I get told part of my new duties is to also clean the bar restrooms after close
>go into the men's room
>beer bottles, piss, paper towels on the floor next to an overflowed trash can
>eh...
>take out the trash, hit everything with a mop, no big deal
>go into the wahmen's room
>knocked over by the smell of blood and shit
>looks like the inside of an abortion clinic's dumpster
>used tampons and pads thrown everywhere
>blood on the floors
>blood on the inside the stalls
>blood on the fucking walls like they were performing some sort of fucking blood ritual
>toilets are all covered in drunken cunt tequila shits because women refuse to put their asses on the toilet seat and insist on shitting while "hovering"
>put an "out of order" sign on the door and just go back to my desk
>inform the front desk manager the next morning to consider this my immediate resignation if I am asked to take care of the bar bathrooms again
>she thinks I'm bluffing or being a whiney faggot because I don't want to do any work
>she checks the bathroom
>actually kept my job
>it becomes the bar's problem again

[Anonymous No.29874155]

>>29872813
You feel that? That's the feeling of permanent post-onset brain damage.

[Anonymous No.29874312]

>>29871479
>>worked a shitty manual labor job all summer into fall>inhaled large amounts of lead dust, heavy metal fumes and solvents >have tons of heavy metals in my skeleton>every time I sleep poorly, exercise too hard or get stressed for too long it gets released from my bones and I feel like I'm dying all over again

Nice.

[Anonymous No.29874327]

>>29873993
I worked in a bar once, we had a guy stuff his pants, underwear, shoes and socks down the toilet on top of a massive shit and then leave half naked without being spotted.

[Anonymous No.29874335]

>>29874155
oh yeah b the acetone was bad but let me tell you about the paint thinner and the mineral spirits and the varnishes and the lead paint dust and the metal fume fever b honestly don't fucking know how I'm still alive

[Anonymous No.29874488]

>>29873993
Based

[Anonymous No.29874537]

>>29874335
>b
Wow that shit really did damage your brain, huh?

[Anonymous No.29874621]

>>29872086
go to cvs and get fucking ear plugs or use stereo earbuds

[Anonymous No.29874661]

>>29874537
talmbout colby brian flew a helicopter into train station b?

[Anonymous No.29874690]

>>29873993
>at the same hotel
>from my desk I see see two tipsy Chads literally carrying a drunk Stacy out of the bar down the hallway to the elevator
>she has her arm around each of their necks, each dude is up under her holding a leg just team-carrying her
>heh, they gonna get some fug
>one of the Chads comes to the desk a few minutes later, asks if I have any extra towels
>toss him a few, he leaves
>a random patron stops at the desk to say, hey, there is a mess out there you might want to clean up
>go out and look
>hallway (linoleum tile) is just covered in blood coming from the bar leading down to the elevator
>pools of blood
>wtf
>someone from the bar comes out and explains that the Stacy dropped a glass then stepped on it dancing drunk and barefoot, ripped her foot to shreds
>follow the blood trail to the elevator
>carpet in the elevator is dark and sticky almost edge-to-edge from her bleeding during the elevator ride up
>follow a blood trail till I find another black pool on the carpet in front of a door
>knock
>the other Chad answers
>uh, is your bitch dyin' in our hotel?
>cheap white towels just saturated in blood lying on the floor
>Stacy is sobbing weakly
>Chad is trying to keep pressure on her foot
>should I maybe call EMTs, brah?
>yeah, maybe you should do that
>call a squad, they take care of her shit before she bleeds out
>I'm not trained in hazmat
>go downstairs to laundry, find some heavy rubber gloves, some bleach, brush shield they use for weed eating in maintenance, and a bucket and just mop up everything with bleachy water

[Anonymous No.29874953]

>>29874690
But did they fug?

[Anonymous No.29875056]

>>29874953
guess not if EMT was called

[Anonymous No.29875442]

>>29873307
Watch the edge, kid

[Anonymous No.29875608]

>>29873993
>same hotel
>the bar has live musical acts on occasion
>small quiet town with 94% white demographics
>bar decides to appeal to white liberal college students in a display of wokeness and books a Nig-hop group from a nearby groid-infested city
>I fucking hate you
>have to deal with pavement apes from 11PM till bar close
>owner comps 10 free rooms for the group
>the nig-hop group decides to bring two full busses of groids from the city
>chimp-noises and sheboon money-ass mating dances everywhere
>white guest has his teenage daughter propositioned and her titty grabbed by a drunken pavement-ape right there in the lobby
>multiple guests demand refunds and just leave
>female bartender is being groped so often she calls in backup; they bring two male bartenders in
>jungle drums intensify
>hotel bar closes at 1AM
>pavement-apes refuse to leave since most bars close at 2AM
>fights break out as engineers and doctors and lawyers debate how best to rebuild Wakanda
>I get a call from the bar at my desk
>all three bartenders are using the back stock room as a panic room
>all the liquor is taken off the shelves
>someone steals the entire cash register
>cops get called
>one cruiser with two Mayberry officers show up thinking it's the usual escort a drunk mission
>full on Planet of the Apes scenario
>cops have bottles thrown at them threatened with beatings
>watching this all from the office on the other side of the hotel on CCTV
>cops just get in their car and leave
>nogs cheer
>dindu rap battle dance party continues in the parking lot
>about 40 minutes later a couple of cop trucks show up
>aw shit they called in blackup from the city
>officers in riot armor hop out
>noggers continue to nog, try to chase the officers off again
>watch a nog take either a beanbag or a rubber round to the fucking stomach
>fuck I wish this CCTV was recording this, the Korean owner has been too cheap to replace the DVR the whole time I've been here
>nogs eventually get dispersed

[Anonymous No.29875667]

>finish high school
>parents are uneducated and believe the holy gospel of college means big money
>they themselves have no money to send me
>listen to them and get wagie job to do community college in cash
>walk into gamestop of all places 7 years ago
>immediately hired because I am the only not fat person applying for a job
>they promote me quickly because I can count and diversity
>also know my alphabet which is half the job sorting games
>it's air conditioned in the south and I don't have the muscle to do physical labor
>they start giving me morning shift since I will get my ass up to open
>typical nerd likes sleeping in until 2 pm
>usually quiet in the morning, i just clean and hear the same tv ads a million times alone
>funko pops start being big
>we have pre-orders for chinese plastic shits
>only get like 3 confirmed pieces each because store is small
>GOT metallic dragon comes out
>gamestop exclusive
>have a line outside and get to make people angry they weren't the first three there
>a month later shit is delivered to store
>open them and put them in the huge cabinets behind the counter so they can't get taken by randos
>first two people come in and claim their consumerism badges
>third isn't there
>has 48 hours to come pay for it before pre-order cancels and it's up for dibs
>in walks the fattest, tallest samoan i have ever seen
>a brown snorlax appeared
>asks if we got the dragons
>say yes but they're all gone but one might be available in two days
>he offers me ten bucks to sell it to him now
>funko pops are so insane the company fires people for fucking with them
>tell him no, i make more than that in an hour so it's not worth it
>he does a weird grunt that i can still hear in my head but can't describe
>porky hand comes up to his mouth
>bends down since he has more than a foot on me
>tells me that he will be back tomorrow morning in a weird whisper
>ask why but he leaves without answering

[Anonymous No.29875965]

>>29875667
>next day opening new deliveries with my buddy Tim Tim hanging around
>Tim Tim is a very lanky 6’4” Shaggy from Scooby doo who is obviously mentally unsound
>he usually yells at little kids and has a VERY high pitch voice
>that of a pedophile
>his mom drops him off to walk around town all day to get him away from her
>I usually let him come in to escape the heat, charge his phone, and play the demos for hours
>we talk a lot of Pokemon
>sometimes ask him to go get me food and get himself something too with cash I give him
>get hungry so send him with money next door to get breakfast tacos
>samoan was obviously casing the joint since he comes in as soon as Tim Tim leaves
>thunder thighs roll up to the counter before I can offer the fake hi I have to give to all entering customers
>tells me to sell him the dragons we discussed yesterday in a really aggressive voice
>told him no and to leave if he is going to be confrontational about it
>pissing myself internally because he could eat me
>we stare at each other for awhile because we obviously don’t know how to move forward
>he leans over the counter and shows me on his phone that he had already sold them on eBay and needed to get them to ship them
>say that sucks because I can’t really work it out in my head what to do
>smacking my phone to emergency call the police or something
>monster dude leans closer and says he could rape me easily if I don’t give him what he wants
>laugh at what I just heard out of nervousness
>just makes him angrier

[Anonymous No.29876091]

>>29875608
>how are all these niggers getting home anyway, they were bussed in?
>still have to deal with noise complaints the rest of the night when the nig-hop group comes back for their rooms
>do not care, tell the complaining white guests to get refunds in the morning
>next afternoon hear about a small crime spree in the city
>multiple cars with smashed windows in the parking lot
>gas station across the street robbed
>shit stolen from the yards of nearby houses, including a few BBQ grills
>imagine a nigger taking a BBQ grill back home on the bus, laugh a bit
>chat with the head housekeeper the next next morning
>rooms were absolutely trashed
>owner had to call the cops to break into one of the rooms at 3PM because the door was bolted from the inside and they refused to answer the phone or check out
>unconscious, probably OD'd sheboon in bed
>cops call in an ambulance, she's removed
>shit 32" LCD TVs are literally bolted to the desk
>some clever ape just stole the whole desk
>bar isn't allowed to book niggers any more

I swear this all happened with minimal embellishment.

[Anonymous No.29876124]

>>29875965
>Tim Tim walks back in asking me if I want salsa
>notices another man close to his bff
>starts in his weird high pitch voice saying hello
>incoherently tell Tim Tim to call the police
>the police have been called on Tim many a time for being a public nuisance
>he asks “but whY” in his cracking voice
>he moves closer to look at samoan guy who wasn’t making eye contact
>sputter out he threatened to rape me
>Tim Tim to the rescue and says “well he would have to rape me first”
>my mentally disturbed savior moves behind maui
>fat dude takes off not before knocking down a shit ton of displays
>Tim looks fucking smug as shit
>buy him as many Pokemon card packs his ten year old mind desires
>tell boss to file police report and get security footage
>say I refuse to work solo shifts anymore
>he gets mad I let Tim hang out
>he says there was no way that guy could rape me with cameras
>says Tim is most likely to rape me
>says I’m not moving shifts
>spit at him before I even register what I’m doing
>quit on the spot
>he won’t snitch I spit at him because I will tell his wife he is stepping out on lunch breaks to fuck another employee in his car
>police find big guy harassing all store employees over funkos in the area
>get new job at garden center and Tim actually gets hired to carry crates of peaches there too after I recommend him
>he uses his new money on Pokemon go stuff since he has to walk around town still
>old boss actually gets stabbed by employee he was having affair with
>still confused on how cameras make me rape proof
>fast wagie times at gamestop

[Anonymous No.29876413]

>>29871479
lel you a car mechanic? they're so trigger happy with brake cleaner, solvents, brake dust (which is literally asbestos) as well as fumes that you can inhale from welding. i stopped doing it but the pay was ass for that work

[Anonymous No.29876436]

>>29875667
fun fact: half of black people do not know the alphabet
they will randomly search around for their name on a roster sheet and it takes them a whole minute while it takes me 3 seconds

[Anonymous No.29876722]

>>29871479
worked a factory for a few years. pressure vessel exploded 50 ft away from me. almost fell off a 2 story high press. had piece of equipment covered in dust catch on fire 3' away from me, lit up with a roar I'll never forget. top to bottom wall of flame 3 stories straight up in a few seconds. almost had my land pressed with several thousand tons of force. blacked out from heat exhaustion a few times. puked from ammonia fumes a few times. etc.

[Anonymous No.29877168]

>>29876413
nah even less glamorous basically just a maintenance man for a landlord pay was decent though

[Anonymous No.29877173]

>go to take a shit at the end of the day
>toilet looks fine
>barely shit
>toilet is clogged by something else in the pipes
>shit comes back up
>toilet water overflows
>been in there too long to feign ignorance
And that's why I never use the washroom without doing a test flush.

[Anonymous No.29877529]

>>29877173
I had this happen at work once and I didn't even shit, I just like to sit on the toilet while I'm on my phone for 20 minutes. Poo just comes erupting out of the loo. Was fucking awful.

I could either deny it and argue it wasn't me, or take credit for clogging an industrial toilet.

>boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I shit on company time

[Anonymous No.29877930]

>tfw you're in your 30s doing work you could have done in your teens

[Anonymous No.29878107]

>>29875608
>>29876091
Anyone who isn't redpilled on niggers deserves the destruction they will bring upon themselves.

[Anonymous No.29878443]

worked as wagie really windy day, some fertilizer dust that was wet got in my lungs, felt like shit for a couple of weeks with a fever. Finally went away after a couple of months, had to quit because I was so sick. Haven't worked since then just trading crypto and living off passive income.

[Anonymous No.29878555]

>>29876436
Sick brag

[Anonymous No.29878566]

>>29871660
What does this have over MYST?

[Anonymous No.29878610]

>>29871479
>have tons of heavy metals in my skeleton
So you are Wolverine but if Wolverine was a bitch?

[Anonymous No.29878896]

A guy got his hand stuck in a trimmer that trims the tails off of bottles, luckily didn't lose fingers or his hand. Lady working in room with him calls panicking on the pa speaker. Someone else gets on the pa speaker and mocks her while this guys hand is still stuck in there.

[Anonymous No.29878982]

>>29871479
Honestly haven't hated any of my jobs. I always feel like I'm only doing the bare minimum but always get praised for being hard working. I really don't get it. It must be that other people are just lazy cunts and have set the bar so low that I barely have to try.

[Anonymous No.29879144]

>>29878610
hey fuck you guy