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[Anonymous No.29866191]

Why aren’t you a software engineer?

[Anonymous No.29866228]

So a man?

[Anonymous No.29866231]

imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.29866236]

>>29866191
nice wordpress blog nigger

[Anonymous No.29866243]

>>29866191
I'm honestly curious what her work looks like

[Anonymous No.29866246]

>>29866191
Software "engineering" is not engineering

[Anonymous No.29866263]

>>29866191
I am but I've never seen a dindu at my office

[Anonymous No.29866274]

fucking disgusting niggers
fuck off to africa subhumans

[Anonymous No.29866285]

>>29866191
>if you were wondering
I wasn't
and you're fired

[Anonymous No.29866309]

>>29866243
Hello world

[Anonymous No.29866322]

>>29866191
that's a nigger

[Anonymous No.29866326]

Too easy outsourcable, too many people entering the market, not autistic enough to care about solving high level math.

Also I dont want to be a code monkey and dont want to start a startup because startup culture is cut throat, manipulative, and faggy (asides from being super fucking hard).

I also hate niggers.

[Anonymous No.29866336]

>>29866191

id fuck that man

[Anonymous No.29866338]

>>29866191
okay, but I don't understand why your appearance matters.
maybe you should show some examples of your work instead?

[Anonymous No.29866339]

I'd like to avoid being a codemonkey. This despite studying a subject where most employment opportunities are either code monkey or academia. I can stall for a few years more but I need my shitcoins to moon.

[Anonymous No.29866340]

>>29866191
Can bitches with nails like that even type on a keyboard?

[Anonymous No.29866373]

Explains it

[Anonymous No.29866397]

>>29866191
Clown world

[Anonymous No.29866415]

>>29866191
What flag is that?

[Anonymous No.29866419]

>>29866309
kek
I took comp sci in college and the 90% of the chicks would drop out after the first semester. To them it was nothing more than a status symbol. They loved being able to tell everyone they met that they were a "computer programmer" despite failing every assignment and test and eventually dropping out. But you can bet even after they dropped out they would still tell people they were programmers.
Some of the chicks were legit, but usually immigrants who actually wanted to learn and get a job.

[Anonymous No.29866430]

>>29866191
i hate women

[Anonymous No.29866438]

>>29866339
Code monkey go to work!

[Anonymous No.29866447]

>>29866191
I literally and unironically am

[Anonymous No.29866448]

>>29866326
It’s alright, I can skim by just knowing the formulas or names of formulas to solve a problem and leave the rest to actual mathematicians.

[Anonymous No.29866451]

>>29866191
wheres the cock?

[Anonymous No.29866487]

>>29866191

The title “software engineer” is just an inflated title. She’s a web developer that probably only knows MERN from going to a 3 month bootcamp and was hired through diversity quota. Others on her team are probably seething at the fact that she works on one jira ticket per sprint and still gets higher raises than they do.

Fuck tech culture.

[Anonymous No.29866495]

>>29866191
>full-snack developer
Uncle Ted was right

[Anonymous No.29866509]

>>29866326
almost no software projects needs high level math.

[Anonymous No.29866526]

>>29866191
How do you even find this? Are you following her? What are you searching for that twitter shows you this?

[Anonymous No.29866541]

>>29866438
No I'm suckling on the teat of academic grants and stipends for a few years more.

[Anonymous No.29866555]

>>29866191
So glad I transitioned to data engineering and data science. Software engineering is full of pajeets and niggers now.
Code quality is out the window, so is reliability, but we gots diversity an shiet nigguh.

[Anonymous No.29866556]

>>29866191
She is basically desperate to be colonised.

[Anonymous No.29866602]

We had a black programmer, he was the only programmer fired at our office.

[Anonymous No.29866634]

>>29866326
Nobody cares about you or your fucking opinion man. Now go and suck a nigger cock

[Anonymous No.29866642]

>>29866555
Checked and true testament to the sad state of affairs that is the west.

[Anonymous No.29866644]

>>29866191
Mmm hmm, I be workin’ wit ress API’s an makin some mad stacks of paper, you jealous hun?

[Anonymous No.29866649]

>>29866191
call me a faggot, but i fucking hate it when cs majors use 'engineer' to make it sound better. nigger youre a code monkey.

t. power systems engineer

[Anonymous No.29866660]

>>29866556
Why you desperate cucks would even pass white genetics to niggers and bugwomen is a disgrace to the race

[Anonymous No.29866674]

>>29866602
kek ours too

[Anonymous No.29866687]

>>29866634
triggered nigger lover

[Anonymous No.29866692]

>>29866326
code monkey niggers don't know any math more advanced that first/second year undergrad discrete math and number theory (if in cryptography). TCS people learn the equivalent of a patchwork of undergrad math, some of them are just mathematicians working in CS. It's not a quantitatively demanding profession by any means, much more a logically intensive activity than anything else. You don't even need to know calculus to do most programming work.

[Anonymous No.29866719]

>>29866246

Seething engicuck mad that I make 250k at 24 with a BS

[Anonymous No.29866749]

>>29866602
same

[Anonymous No.29866750]

>>29866191
i hate the fucking narcissism today

[Anonymous No.29866786]

>>29866602
Why was he fired?

[Anonymous No.29866807]

>>29866526
OP will never answer this.

[Anonymous No.29866810]

>>29866644
Fucking kekd

[Anonymous No.29866825]

>>29866509
>Almost no nigger tier software projects needs high level math.
Fixed.

[Anonymous No.29866833]

>>29866339

Being a code monkey is comfy as shit tho. Make lots of money not leaving your home

[Anonymous No.29866856]

>>29866191
I'm systems engineer
so fuck off

[Anonymous No.29866880]

>>29866526
Somebody I follow on crypto Twitter liked this post

[Anonymous No.29866884]

>>29866833
true : )

[Anonymous No.29866921]

>>29866644

I name my son Dev ‘Ops

[Anonymous No.29866927]

>>29866649

she's almost certainly not a cs major

coding bootcamps teach their grads to label themselves "software engineers" to try and blend in with the actually educated codemonkeys of the world. if you see someone that clearly has no idea how to do anything technical call themselves a "software engineer", they almost certainly just have a 3 month tard certificate

[Anonymous No.29866939]

>>29866833
If you like it, fine. I don't. The definition of wagecucking is wasting your life on something you hate because you can't afford not to. Academia is dogshit in every aspect except that it doesn't make me want to slit my wrists every day.

[Anonymous No.29866965]

>>29866825
okay

[Anonymous No.29866968]

>>29866243
>>29866191
deliver OP

[Anonymous No.29867017]

>>29866228
Kek sheboons are indeed manly, they are heads of households and give their surnames to their black children. Black women where the pants in their family, also sexually agressive af.

[Anonymous No.29867023]

>>29866191
I'm very bad at math things. It looks like chinese to me.

[Anonymous No.29867026]

>>29866939

Academia would make me literally suicidal. Being broke making 30k a year doing math all day surrounded by SJW’s. Fuuuuuuck that.

[Anonymous No.29867028]

>>29866634
>op asks for opinon
>NO ONE CARES AAAAA

[Anonymous No.29867066]

>>29866191
this song goes very hard
love from kazakhstan
i hate women so much it's unreal.

[Anonymous No.29867074]

>>29866191
Because I need to get a job to buy a computer, FML, also EI saved my life. Wasn't raised that well desu

[Anonymous No.29867108]

>>29866602
I hired a group of 12 devs for a contract project with Microsoft years back. We had 1 black dev, and out of the 12, he was the only one that produced terrible work, and he had the easy javascript task too. I think we may be on to something here.

[Anonymous No.29867148]

>>29866191
BOOBA

[Anonymous No.29867159]

>>29866927
I had the misfortune of working for a company that hired some of these niggers. It was pretty comfy before that happened.
The problem is niggers are literally incapable of fulfilling the simplest task you can think of, so, even though more people were on the payroll, "whitey" still had to pick up the slack.
They lost 7 senior developers, 5 data engineers and 2 data scientists (mainly statisticians) in a matter of months, I left too after I noticed they actually gave a nigger a pay raise for something so trivial it is akin to spelling your name correctly.
Found out they went out of business about 2 months ago, the problem is nobody would hire them, especially the managers and HR.

[Anonymous No.29867195]

>>29867023
Start from the base bro. Once your comfy with the base. You can move forward. Here is a book to help your base. I taught my cousin in one year how to do even precalculus after his base was perfected in only 3 months. He was 11 yrs old

[saje No.29867226]

>>29866644
>>29866921

lmfao

mmHhmmmm hunny I be readin some of that Old White Man Martin Fowler books and I'll tell you sister, he finna be writin that CLEAN code honey, that squeeky clean code gone give mommy a pair of new shoes sugar, if ya know what I be talkin about

[Anonymous No.29867243]

>>29866339
I don't even have the brainpower to be a codemonkey. I took a class on it once and hated it. I've tried and failed to learn basic Lua a few times.

[Anonymous No.29867256]

Ok mam, I'm going to need you write fizzbuzz.
Wtf mayne, dat shits raycis you cracka ass mufugga.

[Anonymous No.29867259]

>>29866326
you don't have to know boolean algebra to write a program with a boolean expression. they tricked ya brah!

[Anonymous No.29867289]

I am but I'm better. I'm a technology consultant. Some projects I'm coding shit, and others I'm just shooting the breeze and working on slides for interesting shit. Harder to outsource it too. Take the consulting pill.

[Anonymous No.29867294]

>>29866243
>cd code
>cd..
>cd ..
>cd code

[Anonymous No.29867313]

>>29866660
But I am black?

[Anonymous No.29867324]

I am. I especially enjoy working in diverse offices where I have a lot of women and minority coworkers. The mix of cultures and ideas leads to better software.

[Anonymous No.29867327]

>>29867159
Nogs gonna nog lad. Sad to hear it took out a million dollar business. Happy to see more people understand nogs are trash

[Anonymous No.29867337]

teaching myself to code and making good progress. desu it seems like 90% of the work is just idiotic gluing frameworks and packages together. like most of the work, as with most work in the real world, is re-inventing the wheel e.g. making some variant of a CRUD app on the backend and wiring shit up on the frontend.

i'm not sure if i want to continue going down this path. if it's this easy (and i am definitely a midwit), it seems like the field is ripe for culling. i have a LOT more responsibility/domain specific knowledge as a wagie accountant and i'm paid like 40-50% less than these codemonkey retards.

[Anonymous No.29867340]

>>29866231
Niggers smell like shit, anon.

[Anonymous No.29867363]

>>29866191
>this is what a larping nigger looks like

[Anonymous No.29867404]

>>29867259
>>29866692
Arent you just destined for a career of being a code monkey if you don't know how to do real math?

[Anonymous No.29867412]

>@notadindu

[Anonymous No.29867459]

>>29866556
Never gonna happen, we've seen the result of lighyskins of white descent in the carribean
> Pic related is a barbados lightskin thot flaunting her lighter status while being a nigge whore

No amount of white blood fixes black stupdity

[Anonymous No.29867493]

>>29866921
underrated

[saje No.29867534]

>>29867337
bro I fell for the bootcamp thing. Make good money now after 5 years but fuck me it's literally exactly what you describe, glueing pipes together. The big problem is you're not versed enough to do any of the real interesting work. Only do This if you enjoy it, or really like cushiony well payed work.

[Anonymous No.29867538]

>>29867327
It's kind of funny because it's all doomed to fail. Admittedly, they hire people who are smart in those positions, it's impossible to be smart and reconciliate what you're being told, about niggers being your equals, with the reality you're seeing on a daily basis... a bunch of monkeys wondering around the office doing nothing but impeding progress and making everyone uncomfortable.
I love CompSci, I really really do, but if the only way of doing it is side by side with niggers and pajeets, I'd rather see it burn to the fucking ground.

[Anonymous No.29867541]

>>29866921
Kek

[Anonymous No.29867548]

because software engineers are code monkeys

[Anonymous No.29867582]

>>29867404
what are you wanting to do?

[Anonymous No.29867587]

>>29867459
>>29867459
>>29867017
Why do you have so many of her photos readily available on your computer?

[Anonymous No.29867588]

>>29866555
Based. I'm almost in my last semester studying data science. There are so many jobs in this field, we're gonna make it :D

[Anonymous No.29867616]

>>29866191
I am. They only make us do suggestive poses in sprint planning meetings, though.

[Anonymous No.29867654]

>>29866274
Post chin

[Anonymous No.29867655]

>>29866509
>almost no software projects needs high level math.

you are a fucking retard dude

>>29866602
>>29866674
that is a shame. our sr here is black and quite competent. kind of weird but a cool guy. i get what you mean though.

[Anonymous No.29867678]

>>29867243
someone trying to use love2d

[Anonymous No.29867687]

>>29866880
what kind of people are you following that like this kind of stuff?

[Anonymous No.29867730]

>>29866921
holy shit my sides

[Anonymous No.29867747]

>>29866191
lol no its not... links to github pls

[Anonymous No.29867750]

>>29867538
Lad I understand you completely. As an electrical engineer, i've seen what my "black" colleagues are capable of, less then a technicians role. Some can't do basic calculus, other cannot understand basic electrical principle, even worse they are given the easy design tasks, but still fail at autocad. Their fired in months bro. Meanwhile I'm out on the fieeld making sure things go according to plan risking my life

[Anonymous No.29867751]

>>29866246
>Software "engineering" is not engineering
I'll allow it if some kind of formal spec and proof of correctness is employed. Otherwise, I agree with you.

[Anonymous No.29867758]

>>29866191

[Anonymous No.29867790]

>>29867582
I'm a dentist so I don't really want to code but I'm just wondering.

[Anonymous No.29867822]

>>29867587
To enforce disgust on this board against the jogger thot hoard trying to get recolonized. Got a problem here is a big black booty for your troubles.

[Anonymous No.29867863]

No one is freaked out by the lack of knee joints.

[Anonymous No.29867881]

>>29867758
Lol, predators with milkers explains negresses so well

[Anonymous No.29867899]

>>29867404
well not really no, you can work in ML, quant fin, computational science, data science. you do need more advanced statistics, lin alg, understand of algorithms to do that. generally speaking code monkeys don't have the capacity to do that kind of work. but, even if you do know higher level math it wouldn't necessarily save you from code monkeying as the labor market is pretty bad for most mathfags and physicfags. i'm finishing up an applied math degree right now and my target is probably going to be bioinformatics which is a form of glorified code monkeying, but I certainly know more math than the average software developer making 6 figures. your knowledge of arcane technical subjects doesn't have to translate into wealth by any means.

[Anonymous No.29867934]

>>29866191
lol think of how many real devs they have to hire to unfuck the diversity devs' code

[Anonymous No.29867957]

>>29867655
>our sr here is black and quite competent
Same but I'm in embedded
Actually few based nigroz at my workplace if you ask me, but I can't compare the "fired" thing since no one has been fired yet

[Anonymous No.29867990]

>>29866191
>NotDanilu
This is a tranny isn't it?

[Anonymous No.29868026]

>>29866660
You forget lad, most codemonkey's are incels who are blue pilled about women. Any attention from any woman is enough for them to blow their genetic heritage

[Anonymous No.29868029]

>>29867822
This feels like a long winded of way of saying you coom to black girls and are trying to use reverse psychology to justify it.

[Anonymous No.29868116]

>>29866921
https://vocaroo.com/19Xy2nXmY9XE

[Anonymous No.29868121]

>>29866419
To be fair comp science teaches are fucking retarded and can’t teach for shit.

[Anonymous No.29868140]

>>29868026
>Fake hair
>Fake lashes
>Makeup
>Fake ass
>still a <5
kek niggers weren’t meant to make it

[Anonymous No.29868152]

post some code fellas.

public static void main (String[] args) {
ArrayList<String> Colors = new ArrayList<String>();
ArrayList<String> Descriptors = new ArrayList<String>();
Colors.add(["red", "blue", "green", "black"]);
Descriptors.add(["based", "cringe", "An-Prim", "despair"]);
for(int i = 0; i < Colors.size(); i++){
System.out.println(Descriptors.indexOf(i) + " and " + Colors.indexOf(i) + "pilled.");
}
}

[Anonymous No.29868153]

>>29867337
Yea that’s exactly what most people think software engineering is. It’s what I thought it was. The guy I intern for is a boot camp grad and admitted he doesn’t know what Java can be used for since it doesn’t translate into websites (there’s a framework for that).

Software engineering isn’t exactly engineering, more like software mathematics. Or software Solve-This-Integral. Software Efficient Math Solutions To Problems

Of course obviously engineering is all about math but ... ah fuck it ... I’m done explaining. Take computer science and practice Java/C++ mad you’ll see

[Anonymous No.29868157]

>>29868029
No your projecting your coomer ways on someone with a good message. Nonetheless I digress. Your here to fight over a meaningless topic such as this. Now take a pick of which butt pleases you coomer guy

[Anonymous No.29868158]

>>29866191
I am. That's me.

[Anonymous No.29868200]

>>29867790
well I was trying to get away from the whole, it depends shit, which it does, but hearing or reading that is like nails on a chalk board for me. most cases, you learn what you need to know to solve a problem. anybody that says differently is gatekeeping.

[Anonymous No.29868243]

>>29867538
>>29867750
How do I know you guys are lying
>hint: you made it obvious

[Anonymous No.29868249]

>>29868140
Yeah her ranking is like a 1 at best. Probably in the negatives at that point. Codemoneky's are indeed ngmi in life

[Anonymous No.29868266]

>>29868140
Haha this

[Anonymous No.29868271]

>>29867957
Worked with a few black guys in my time most were certainly competent although I work in a very competitive meritocratic field. Not sure how some people on this board have literally never met a Black person that wasn’t an idiot in their entire lives.

[Anonymous No.29868300]

>>29866191
I couldn't keep a straight face watching 6'0 bearded men walk around in a skirt

[Anonymous No.29868309]

>>29868026
What’s it like at the end of the night when this goblin has a shower and she’s got a skull cap on, loses the makeup and her real hair/blotchy skin is on full display. That ass looks like a bag of cement

[Anonymous No.29868312]

>>29868153
i have a degree in applied math (from a decade ago) so i'm aware of how deep the math can go. it just seems that >90% of all jobs are gluing frameworks/packages together.

[Anonymous No.29868328]

>>29868152
Got no math courses this semester (yet, waiting for semester B to start) so I got into the leetcode grind

[Anonymous No.29868334]

>>29868157
None of them. Those butts would appeal to a nigger perhaps

[Anonymous No.29868374]

>>29868271
Most racists are autists who don't even talk to white people, much less black people.

[Anonymous No.29868378]

Lmao at all the seething fgts here,
She'll prolly make PM while you cucks work for her

[Anonymous No.29868403]

>>29866236
Kek

[Anonymous No.29868422]

>>29868334
>Not liking child bearing hips and a healthy looking buttocks
Are you even human?

[Anonymous No.29868440]

>>29868334
Then why the hostility towards my message?

[Anonymous No.29868449]

>>29866719
Bullshit. Not even senior level cs boomers make that much

[Anonymous No.29868481]

>>29868271
>Not sure how some people on this board have literally never met a Black person that wasn’t an idiot in their entire lives.
I don't know limited exposure? I don't hang around blacks but races tend to stick to to their own even in friendship circles, so it would make sense. I went in with that expectation too but now there isn't really a difference to me. You're either retarded or not, and we have seen an absolute medley of retards

[Anonymous No.29868505]

>>29866191
Those nails aint developing shit, probably end user testing to make the gui retard proof.

[Anonymous No.29868536]

>>29868309
Probably like living with a person that has gangrene or someother flesh eating disease causing necrosis. Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.29868542]

>>29868271
i live and work in the real world, where niggers nig 24/7/365. try leaving your office and walking into a nigger-majority area after dark for more details.

[Anonymous No.29868547]

>>29868153
Writing business software is 100% just gluing pipes together. Almost no one is doing cutting edge work. Even the guys at NASA and spacex are working with existing frameworks and just plugging in big spreadsheets that their real engineers give them. Probably the only cutting edge programming left is here in the crypto space, in quantum computing, and at the NSA.

[Anonymous No.29868556]

>>29868271
98% of posters on this board don't work or do not have any sort of social skills ( and thus haven't interacted with any black people). Their world view is limited to what is posted on the shitholes of the internet (aka 4chan and other pointless image boards aka in celibate containment zones), and it really shows.

>>29868157
> calling others boomers but has an arsenal of soft-core porn readily available to upload to 4chan

[Anonymous No.29868599]

>>29867017
someone explain to me how black girls arent a fantastic lay. You dont have to marry everyone you fuck

[Anonymous No.29868603]

>>29868271
>Work with black people
>Always slack off
>Have to do their job for them
>Their hours get cut
>Threaten you to slow down so they can get more hours
>Jewish boss says he can't do nothing because they're hired from programs

Many such cases

[Anonymous No.29868613]

>>29867750
>electrical engineer
> "risking my life"
t. larping faggot

[Anonymous No.29868620]

>>29868300
and here I thought I was mentally unhealthy

[Anonymous No.29868644]

>>29868556
we work or we wouldn't be able to buy crypto in the first place, but I am autistic.

[Anonymous No.29868682]

>>29868547
Have you ever looked at SIGGRAPH? Coding anything from those papers requires a heavy math background.

[saje No.29868717]

>>29868116
le epic upboats! have some gold, stranger!

[Anonymous No.29868727]

>>29866719
nice larp fag.

[Anonymous No.29868728]

>>29868556
>Their world view is limited to what is posted on the shitholes of the internet (aka 4chan and other pointless image boards aka in celibate containment zones), and it really shows.

This in no way reflects reality because the people who hate niggers the most are spics who are generally outgoing

Exposure to blacks lead to racism, non exposure to blacks less to cuck faggots

[Anonymous No.29868761]

>>29868542
Yeah, that anon clearly met the cream of the crop. The averwge nog is way worse then the outliers he met

[Anonymous No.29868784]

>>29868603
I've worked with white people like this too
T. Brown man.

[Anonymous No.29868786]

>>29868682
I don't see how his point doesn't still stand

[Anonymous No.29868812]

>>29868556
I called you a coomer, not a boomer.

[Anonymous No.29868853]

>>29868449

Actually you can if you work at FAANG as a SWE II, which you can get after 2-3 years of exp depending on how good you are. Although 250k would prolly include bonuses and stock options, and not just salary

[Anonymous No.29868910]

>>29866719
more like coping over your forever 40k/yr until you train a pajeet to do your position for 30k

[Anonymous No.29868947]

>>29868449
Not true. I used to work at a quant firm as a senior level engineer (infosec). The developers who worked directly with the quants were a higher level or two than me (officer titles, so AVP, VP). They had to clear around 350-450k on a bad year after factoring in bonuses. There is so much money in the finance industry, its insane and hard to explain.
My base bonus was 50% of my salary but there is a saying that if you only get your base bonus you most likely are getting fired. The average mediocre worker would at least get 75-90% over target of their base bonus. Additionally every employee would get a company performance % added to their bonus, plus additional bonus point %s for department percentage. One year I went 175% over target. My base salary was 140k.

[Anonymous No.29868950]

>>29868599
Just realize they have exponentially more std infections makes it the exact oppositenof a good lay. Then there is the fact that they live in shitholes. So they are naturally unclean due to living in slums. Here is baltimore. You want to lay with someone living there

[Anonymous No.29868964]

>>29867934
This

[Anonymous No.29868969]

>>29866191
I am really trying to give this person a fair shot but I can't find even a single reference to code or engineering whatsoever on their twitter. No github, no projects they've worked on, not even commentary on a framework or language or service. Anything.

[Anonymous No.29868998]

>>29868812
My browser auto corrected -coomer- to boomer. It was designed by pajeets which auto corrects to paneer...figures huh

[Anonymous No.29869005]

>>29868784
>White people threatening others
>White people have programs
Larp and cringe

[Anonymous No.29869008]

>>29868300
>diplomat
>6 figure a year job with perks
It has its own bathroom too doesn’t it?
>>29868536
Lol yeah Shaqanda with her waist trainer on and a bucket of fried chicken under her arm

[Anonymous No.29869031]

a

[Anonymous No.29869034]

>>29868969
Sounds like she twerked hee way to a degree in compsci

[Anonymous No.29869039]

>>29867337
Coding jobs, in general, have 2 problems. First, you have CS grads with a lot of theoretical knowledge and no fucking clue how to apply it. Secondly, you have code monkeys who managed to slap together a couple of CRUD apps and think they are software engineers.

The code monkey route is easy, you learn a couple of frameworks, html, css, basic js, and how to deploy them. But you have no idea where to even begin optimizing the app.

Good programmers (and it goes for all engineering) know a lot of shit about things adjacent to their work. Like data structures and how they differ between languages, how shit is stored in memory, basics of communication protocols, common algos (you just need to be aware how certain tasks are done efficiently, no need to memorize this crap). Experts recognize nuance, amateurs can't do that.

Every job is full of morons and ego-tripping assholes. Coding and software dev is no exception

[Anonymous No.29869112]

>>29868300
Found him https://www.reddit.com/user/SophiaAndRoxy/

[Anonymous No.29869115]

>>29869005
I don't know about the programs part but everything else checks out. Don't wanna believe that? Fine whatever fag i don't care. I'm just putting it out there.

[Anonymous No.29869116]

>>29866191
she's so fucking fine.

[Anonymous No.29869131]

>>29866509
this only data science

[Anonymous No.29869136]

>>29868728
>arguments constantly rely on extremes
>>29867337
learn a real language and not python

[Anonymous No.29869140]

>>29869008
Indeed negresses don't get fit because of hardwork, its usually genetics or in this sheboons case plastic surgery

[Anonymous No.29869219]

>>29869112

[Anonymous No.29869252]

>>29868998
I agree shitskins right terrible code, do you agree negresses are the worst type of women?

[Anonymous No.29869270]

whered the "electrical engineer" anon who risks his life designing shit in autocad go
kek 99% of everything on this board is a fucking larp

[Anonymous No.29869290]

>>29869112
>when just saying 'im gay' doesn't get you enough attention
what an insufferable faggot, fuck this world.

[Anonymous No.29869294]

>>29866509
>>29869131
Not true, video game engines use a lot of math and physics.
Machine learning lots of statistics.
Finance uses tons of math.
It's only if you're doing a boring, topical project that you don't need higher level maths of some sort, although it's usually very specific.

[Anonymous No.29869317]

>>29869252
>I agree shitskins right terrible code
loving the irony

[Anonymous No.29869328]

>>29868547
then why don't you just do it and quit whining?

[Anonymous No.29869333]

>>29869290
Yep and fuck niggers especially

[Anonymous No.29869350]

>>29868969
I actually was almost tempted to waste some time doing this myself but I knew already that what you found - nothing - would have been the result. Fucking hate people that pretend to be who they aren't and get away with it

[Anonymous No.29869383]

>>29868271
>blacks have a statistically lower average IQ and commit crime at far higher than average rate than whites or east asians
>therefore every black is a retarded criminal
Do people actually believe others think this way? Why is it one you point a statical average that you must be saying every individual of that group must conform to that average?

[Anonymous No.29869384]

>>29869294
like i said 99% of this board is larping

[Anonymous No.29869452]

>>29869317
Aw the nigger is mad he was getting constructive criticism. Your name is toby, not kunta kinte. Get back to writing shitty code toby. And work on your cad skills. They are terrible

[Anonymous No.29869456]

>>29868947
Dear sir,

I have an internship at a big bank this summer as a software engineer (python and C#) with a funny sounding technical title.

Will I be a candidate for software engineering roles in the finance industry?

Regards,

Anon

[Anonymous No.29869461]

>>29868121
Lmao this is true. One of my software engineering teachers at high school would let us play Halo Online for the full 3 hours because he clearly was too lazy/not knowledgeable to really put an effort. He was really chill tho, but now I wish I had a better teacher :(

[Anonymous No.29869492]

>>29869140
yep jews hate beauty and are using niggers and media to destroy all that’s beautiful In the west unironically, half breeds are abominations

[Anonymous No.29869507]

>>29867758
his mouth kind of look like ummmmm

[Anonymous No.29869510]

>>29866191
thats a nigger.

[Anonymous No.29869527]

>>29866326
Startups are elaborated pump and dumps. No different than the 10 different shitcoins shilled here on /biz/ on the daily. The only big difference is that you can dump after 2-3 years instead of 2-3 weeks if you want to make profit.

[Anonymous No.29869528]

>>29869112

[Anonymous No.29869556]

>>29869492
Tell me aboutbit look atvthis nigger buck make his case >>29869384 he isn't inferior. Point and laugh anon

[Anonymous No.29869565]

fuck i want that big black booty on my face

[Anonymous No.29869602]

>>29869556
>at this

[Anonymous No.29869619]

>>29866191
Someone please tell this person that a three hours bootcamp on css does not make you a software engineer

[Anonymous No.29869645]

>>29869452
>Your name is toby, not kunta kinte
i dont even think this would offend a black person these days
you couldn't even spell "write" correctly
continue larping and posting those sheboons you hate so much you weird raceplaying faggot

[Anonymous No.29869649]

>>29866191
WE

[Anonymous No.29869655]

>>29869565
Here is another bigger and blacker booty anon.

[Anonymous No.29869716]

>>29869556
Meds now.

[Anonymous No.29869749]

>>29869527
like 50% of startups are created by retarded seniors in college or new grads who are trying to leverage clown world buzzwords and parlay it into a job.
just got out of a job fair where the recruiter was a guy only 2 years older than me, he was intelligent, but the entire reason he got into Venture capital was because his highest accomplishment was a failed startup that put him in the VC sphere

know multiple other people like this as well, who did startups for retarded shit got jobs after in finance, defense, etc.
just make a startup and use these words:
governance, environmental ,stakeholder, machine learning, AI, democratized, green energy, solar, recycling.
a green app for african transgenders to produce machine learning aglorithms for tinder

[Anonymous No.29869753]

>>29866191
Not with those nails, qwaaayn.

[Anonymous No.29869764]

>>29866191
>software engineer
>front end WYSIWYG click-and-dragger larping as a full-stack dev larping as an engineer
>get a million upvotes because of melanin
Forgive us God

[Anonymous No.29869770]

>>29869645
nobody would genuinely be offended, but some would cash in on the current social hysteria with pretend outrage

[Anonymous No.29869799]

>>29869333
unbelievably based trips

[Anonymous No.29869819]

>>29869645
You are till a nigger tyrone. Resorting to spell check as final attack is deplorable. Especially because I spelled writing, not write. Nigger

[Anonymous No.29869825]

>>29869770
this is true

[Anonymous No.29869834]

>>29869383
because statistically speaking, everyone who parrots this datapoint without understanding the nuance or greater context behind it from a macroeconomic and societal perspective is ahead of the bell curve by 1 SD at minimum.
>>29869456
It depends.. Are you smart? The quant field (especially in engineering) from what I've seen is extremely meritocratic at the gates and nepotistic once you are inside. Expect to be bludgeoned with multiple technical tests before you are hired.

[Anonymous No.29869863]

>>29866231
This >>29867340
>>29866191
I am halfway through my law degree, I don't want to be replaced by robots, like software engineers will

[Anonymous No.29869874]

>>29869136
>learn a real language and not python
i want to get a job not write autistic command line apps in c++ for good goy points on /g/

[Anonymous No.29869882]

>>29869799
Very based dubs anon

[Anonymous No.29869922]

>>29869565
Wait till the waist trainer/spanx come off and her stomach, backfat and tits hit the floor

[Anonymous No.29869931]

>>29869716
You first nigger junkie

[Anonymous No.29869937]

>>29869819
>. Especially because I spelled writing, not write. Nigger
kek so you were trying to type "shitskins writing terrible code" when you typed "shitskins right terrible code"?

[Anonymous No.29869964]

>>29869834
>Are you smart?
Not especially, no.

[Anonymous No.29869973]

WE

[Anonymous No.29870015]

WUZ

[Anonymous No.29870023]

kek

[Anonymous No.29870026]

>>29869749
yep, that's a vast majority of what makes up a postindustrial economy.

[Anonymous No.29870037]

>>29869112
Non binary. Demostrates this by wearing womens clothes instead of mens clothes.

[Anonymous No.29870042]

KANGZ

[Anonymous No.29870050]

>>29866243
10 PRINT "THICC!"

20 GOTO 10

RUN

THICC

THICC

THICC

THICC

THICC

THICC

[Anonymous No.29870052]

This is the post I am referring to toby. >>29869937

>>29869452

What do you have to say now nigger

[Anonymous No.29870110]

>>29869452
Turbo autists like yourself usually write dogshit code,work alone ,never communicate with your people in your team, and have bad hygiene. I honestly can't imagine how you faggots can even function in the real world it seems kinda crazy to me that someone such as yourself is even employed at all. Most of the people ITT have got to be larping.

[Anonymous No.29870127]

>>29869874
as if 90% of python isn't cli shit
do you have any idea what c++ is even used for?

[Anonymous No.29870140]

>>29869922
Nig women age so poorly within a few years she’ll be getting around in a fat buggy

[Anonymous No.29870143]

>>29869749
Wait, this is a good idea.

[Anonymous No.29870161]

>>29870052
those are definitely men

[Anonymous No.29870182]

I am. Waiting for my company to 5x so I can retire

[Anonymous No.29870213]

>>29870161
it's diamond and silk

[Anonymous No.29870230]

>>29870110
I am not a software engineer toby nigger. I never stated such. Meanwhile you are defending niggers like a nigger

[Anonymous No.29870236]

>>29870127
it's used to make the candy bar come out of the vending machine

[Anonymous No.29870248]

>>29866191
Tell that nigger to move out the way so I can see the software engineer.
Check'em

[Anonymous No.29870314]

>>29870213
Now you attack nigger finally. Join in on the nigger hate anon by all means

[Anonymous No.29870342]

>>29866692
Knowing high level math and physics puts you 1000 steps ahead of the the normie CS majors. The best coders are getting minors in math or double majors in mathematics.

[Anonymous No.29870361]

>>29869863
Imagine being so stupid to think that bots will be able to code themselves

[Anonymous No.29870374]

because i'm a devops engineer

[Anonymous No.29870379]

>>29870236
yeah it's not used in aero or defense or anything like that
>>29870314
my name a borat

[Anonymous No.29870386]

>>29870161
All negresses are manly by nature. They come from a matriarchal society based off degeneracy

[Anonymous No.29870392]

>>29866191
Like a whoreish nigger? Yuck cunt

[Anonymous No.29870408]

>>29866326
I work at a startup and its literally nothing like what you said besides hard work.

[Anonymous No.29870424]

>>29870127
embedded (not a computer engineer) and low level stuff (<10% of the software job market.) i've played around with microcontrollers for fun before you accuse me of not even knowing what C/C++ is.

[Anonymous No.29870439]

>npm install isodd
You mad?

[Anonymous No.29870473]

Software engineer is a broad ass term. But it's not broad enough to claim your black is one just because you know html, css3, and some shitty framework like php.

Maybe Shaniquwah is getting it mixed up with Full Stack Engineers ? You need good in-depth knowledge of Databases and Javascript for that

[Anonymous No.29870475]

>>29870050
>goto.

[Anonymous No.29870476]

>>29869922
Digits confirm

[Anonymous No.29870525]

>>29866419
He's smart: he knows the coding job market has become a bubble at this point. He did you and your class a favor.

[Anonymous No.29870528]

>>29870424
so yes it's not just for cli /g/ points or whatever you said

[Anonymous No.29870535]

>>29870475
Pussypants.

[Anonymous No.29870538]

>>29866921
ok im black and this made me lel fuck u

[Anonymous No.29870559]

>>29866191
Good luck to anyone going into software engineering or CS in 2021...

[Anonymous No.29870567]

>>29870361
>Imagine being so stupid to think that bots will be able to code themselves
>Implying an AI will not be able to writte computer programs
If a nigger can, surely an A.I. can do it, after all they can be trained to do so, sure it still may need some human correction, but at the end is not that big of a task
https://www.fastcompany.com/40564859/an-ai-can-now-write-its-own-code#:~:text=Computer%20scientists%20have%20created%20an,own%20software%20code%2C%20reports%20Futurity.&text=1%20minute%20Read-,Computer%20scientists%20have%20created%20an%20AI%20called%20Bayou%20that%20is,own%20software%20code%2C%20reports%20Futurity.

[Anonymous No.29870580]

>>29870342
only very specific kinds of higher level math and some of the quantitative skills you learn during a phys undergrad are useful to someone going into CS. you don't need to know the vast majority of the material you're exposed to, it's practically useless. numerical analysis, discrete math, some probability and statistics, lin alg, maybe a tiny bit of diff geo if you're interested in comp geometry or computer graphics, and obviously tiny little bits of functional analysis will help quite a bit. But, that's really mostly for academic CS research. Honeslty, just knowing a lot of stats and lin alg is your best bet if you want to get into ML and things of that nature. Quantum computing is an academic pursuit for the most part, not sure how lucrative it really is at the moment.

[Anonymous No.29870584]

>>29869882
decently based 82 you got there fren

[Anonymous No.29870592]

>>29867294
Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.29870604]

>>29868334
This
A bunch of fat obese pigs.

[Anonymous No.29870607]

>>29870408
working at a startup is not the same thing as running a startup

[Anonymous No.29870614]

>>29868152
N= "nigger"
Print(N)

[Anonymous No.29870627]

>>29868556
that's a whole lot of cope you got there buddy. core biz are either wagies, self made, or trust fund babys. but you wouldn't know that because you're a fucking tourist

[Anonymous No.29870634]

>>29866243
Probably creating shit using WYSIWYG software

[Anonymous No.29870640]

>>29866326
You could have saved yourself the first two lines and just say you hate niggers.

[Anonymous No.29870681]

>>29870379
I didn't know you wanted me to tell you everything that language is used for, so I just picked my favorite one. and soon, my favorite use of that language will go from vending machine, to sexbots

[Anonymous No.29870702]

>>29866326
Why are code bros so butthurt when people say that software engineering is hard?!? I knew one wanabee codebro, he was a complete failure and a drug addict and tried to take the test. He FAILED. Because STEM is HARD. And it's supposed to be hard, otherwise, your aeroplane will crash into Milwaukee with all the passengers in it. Chaos. Fire. Y'know?

[Anonymous No.29870714]

>>29870584
Thanks fren

[Anonymous No.29870715]

>>29867587
His dick must be so small he can't even penetrate through these nigresses' asscheeks.