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Just got liquidated. All of my money lost.
Easy ways to kill myself?

>> No.29853129

Post screenshot.

>> No.29853160

A bullet to the head. Are you fucking stupid? Why would you ask. Just do it you attention whore.

>> No.29853162

>>29853091
how the fuck do you get liquidated in a crab market?

>> No.29853233

>>29853091
how did you get liquidated when the market has being going sideways for days? But to answer your question shotgun to the head, jump from 300 feet, or inject megadose of heroin

>> No.29853254

larp. have you been paying attention that everything happening is extremely bullish for 2021?

>> No.29853318

>>29853091
>Easy
Cut your belly like a man.

>> No.29853859

You were too greedy to even consider shorting a bull market. Love and learn. Next time you won't make the same mistake. It's part of life. Moving is living, stagnation is death, just don't give it up

>> No.29855139

>>29853160
redditcom/r/MakeMyCoffin/comments/lnct14/mmc_after_i_shotgun_my_self_in_carshering/

>> No.29855235

>1 post by this ID
yea just another larping shitcoiner that thinks everyone who uses leverage is as retarded as them

>> No.29855312
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>>29855139

>> No.29855566

just get more. why do people take the wrong aspects of money seriously all the time. wow ur broke so is 90% of the the world buddy, just get more

>> No.29855632
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a lot of people accidentaly die this way. realy A LOT

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>>29855139
you ruined my fucking day faggot

>> No.29856074

>>29853091
don't do it bobro

>> No.29856195

>>29855139
This is honestly why I'm scared to kill myself. I'm part of the small percentage that something like this would happen to.

>> No.29856553

>>29855139
What the fuck how is he alive

>> No.29856904

>>29856553
Just because you put a bullet in your head doesn't mean you instantly die. You have to consider bullets travel through the body in different ways and can avoid vital organs that could potentially kill you. So make sure you do it right when go to kill yourself.

>> No.29857026

>>29853162
100x leverage

>> No.29857059

>>29856553
Offing with a shotgun fails quite often.

>> No.29857122

>>29855632
seems like it would be impossible but yes alot of people figured it out somehow!

>> No.29857263

>>29856904
fuck those ultra violent suicides. just combine xanax and booze and go out like a comfy pussy

>> No.29857280

>>29856553
If you put the shotgun under your chin, you might just blow off the front of your face without hitting the brain. Thats why you put the gun in your mouth

>> No.29857288

>>29857026
so what? I sold everything and racked up every cent of debt I could get and then filed bankruptcy to pay for cancer treatment for my mother in law. wife wanted to throw everything we saved for ours and our children’s future at giving her mom a few extra years, and we did. not sure how she feels about it now, but I’m debt free so fuck it, go back to work and earn more. life goes on.

>> No.29857377

>>29855632
coroners hate him!

>> No.29857416

>>29853091
Go kamikaze take as many types of loans from banks and other financial institutions and keep trading.

Actually don’t tho this is a meme.

>> No.29857422

>>29856553
The face can be insanely messed up without killing. The only thing on the head that will kill you if damaged is pretty much just the brain and even then sometimes people survive bullets to the brain if it goes through not vital areas

>> No.29857449

>>29855139
i bet that smarts

>> No.29857459

>>29855139
Someone post a screenshot, i'm not giving that faggot site my data or more traffic

>> No.29857471
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>>29855139
Remember kids, this is what happens when you put the shotgun under your chin.

>> No.29857472

>>29857263
I’m a fentanyl exit method man myself

>> No.29857494

>>29853091
get a 200k loan and go all in on mcdonalds token, that'll save you

>> No.29857533

so many newfags on this board

>> No.29857535

>>29857263
that's not reliable either though since you'd probably pass out and/or vomit before you take enough, mix some heroin with it though it would be effecitive. Or just jump from high enough, really not that hard since there are bridges that height everywhere.

>> No.29857625

>>29857472
yea idk why people make things more complicated than they need to be

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>>29857472
a respectable exit plan.

>> No.29857695

>>29857533
including you

>> No.29857720

>>29857459
search for russian blows his face of or something like that. video is very new

>> No.29858075

>>29853091
car exhaust in a closed garage is the patricians choice

>> No.29858119

>>29857459
Don't do this. Gore isnt fun. Its for mentally ill people.

>> No.29858159

>>29857288
do Americans really?

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>>29858075
>pass out
>someone finds you
>revived.jpg
>severe brain damage, potato IQ

>> No.29858204

>>29857695
I’ve been browsing 4chan since 2014

>> No.29858221

>>29857280
facts

>> No.29858325

>modern cukchin can't even suicide right

>> No.29858503

>>29858171
>not doing it at 1am
>living near other people
ngmi

>> No.29858636

>>29858204
2014 still makes you a newfag

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>>29853091
inhale some hopium and think about hugging and sinking into a female's chest, btw she is also hugging you

>> No.29859488

>>29858963
Michael Cera with boobies

>> No.29859656

>>29853254
>have you been paying attention that everything happening is extremely bullish for 2021?
why?

>> No.29861188

>>29853091
Call CNN. tell them you have information on the Clinton & Biden dealings and want to tell everyone with the evidence you have currently on hand.

>> No.29861411

>>29855139
Apply directly to the forehead
>>29857459
It's just a guy with his face blown open because he aimed too low. Sure you've seen vids like it before

>> No.29861429

>>29856553
if you want to kill yourself via gun to the head, you need to sever the brain stem, most reliable way to go out instantly, even if a bullet goes through your brain theres a small chance it wont kill you and just make you a vegetable. this guy put the gun under his chin like a retard and blew his face off without actually touching the brain.

>> No.29861487

>>29853091
>Easy ways to kill myself?
Just wait.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqX6FE0xIJg

>> No.29861571
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>>29856553
The human body can take a surprising amount of punishment and keep going.

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>>29861571
>>29856553

>> No.29861809

>>29861571
Jesus