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Insider here. Trips and I reveal Monday's big announcement.

>> No.29817179
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>>29817134
don’t care. good night

>> No.29817222

>>29817134
link won already, we just waiting no need to post anything

>> No.29817234

>>29817222
lol

>> No.29817256

>>29817222
Checked. That was quick.
The announcement is that Sergey has left the Chainlink team.
The last reported sighting of him was inside of a Planned Parenthood in New York City asking women waiting for abortions if they had entered into a smart contract agreement with their unborn fetus. He was eventually escorted out by staff, but not before pulling two Big Macs out of his pockets and flinging them wildly, the contents of the sandwiches covering the clinic's walls and its patrons. Authorities were called immediately after the incident but Sergey had fled the scene. Witnesses claim that he was screaming "I am the oracle!" repeatedly as he ran off, eventually diving into an uncovered manhole in the street.

>> No.29817259

>>29817134
your mom is gay. We all knew.
>>29817222
So much for kek being real. Anyway, pay up OP. Tell us all about your gay mom now.

>> No.29817269

>>29817222
/thread

>> No.29817273

>>29817222
Crack on then anon

>> No.29817297

>>29817256
Thanks OP. Just sold. Also sorry to hear about your lesbo mom.

>> No.29817342

>insert Muslim Sergey pasta
le epic meme, amirite fellow redditors?

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>>29817134
I am too tired bros...

>> No.29817425

>>29817256
kek

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>>29817256
definitely bearish

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>>29817222