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29799103 No.29799103 [Reply] [Original]

>job interview
>screech and shit on the table
>tell them my salary is 9000/month
>they say they can't hire me
>tell them it's not gender-inclusive (i identify as transethnic, transspecies, transfiber) and also bigoted
>get check for 3 milli
>shit in toilet like normal person

How's your day going?

>> No.29799519
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>drive home from work
>almost a 2 hour drive
>play Love Pledge and the Arena and Truth and Reconciliation Suite on repeat
>the whole time I imagine myself coaching a high school football team in Japan, and making men out of teenage chinks. It becomes a cultural phenomenon and there ends up being a movie on our program like Hoosier (never saw that movie)
This actually happened btw

>> No.29799624
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>>29799519
>Japan
>chinks

>> No.29799813
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>>29799624
Chinese Japanese dirty knees look at these

>> No.29800158

>>29799103
>boss asks me to not take my lunch break so I can catch up on work
>take an extended lunch break and leave the office

I never came back.

>> No.29800212

>>29800158
Based if true

>> No.29800576

>>29799813
dangerously based

>> No.29801357

>>29799103
Spent the entire day having autistic delusions of how I'm gmi then travel and fuck random girls and bribe them to keep the kid