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[Anonymous No.29792143]

Tell me how sex feels like right NOW

[Anonymous No.29792285]

Like bags of salty chocolate milk and coins

[Anonymous No.29792290]

>>29792143
How would anyone here know?

[Anonymous No.29792315]

>>29792143
the only good sex i've had was anonymous with no strings attached. sex in a relationship is kinda weird and lame and with time, you'll end up making excuses for avoiding it. there's a reason why boomers say sex is over once you're married.

[Anonymous No.29792325]

i dont know.

[Anonymous No.29792333]

Feels ok

[Anonymous No.29792364]

>>29792143

It feels awesome depending on the girl your fucking

[Anonymous No.29792376]

>>29792143
penis in vagina is godlike feel.

[Anonymous No.29792381]

>>29792285
What do you mean by coins

[Anonymous No.29792398]

>>29792143
Kinda awkward. You're not missing much.

[Anonymous No.29792412]

>>29792364
You mean her looks?

[Anonymous No.29792434]

like sandbags

[Anonymous No.29792448]

>>29792143
sex is great the first few times you do it with a person, then you'll start to view it as '15 minutes of strenuous activity for an orgasm' then its all downhill from there

[Anonymous No.29792453]

Feels good, man

T. married and in love

[Anonymous No.29792472]

>>29792315
>sex in a relationship is kinda weird and lame and with time, you'll end up making excuses for avoiding it.
Sounds like you didn't do it with someone else you're in love with

[Anonymous No.29792476]

>>29792143
ever stick a tootsie roll up your ass?

[Anonymous No.29792485]

>>29792143
bro i'm married with kids, i don't even remember

[Anonymous No.29792504]

like bags of sand

[Anonymous No.29792506]

>>29792143
Worse than masturbation. I have such a death grip I didn't fucking feel anything on my first time. But I stayed hard for 2 hours. She wanted to quit because it took too long. Lmao get fucked, leave my room, trash. In coomer art I trust

[Anonymous No.29792508]

>>29792376
Define godlike

[Anonymous No.29792511]

>>29792412
Nah her pussy

[Anonymous No.29792522]

>>29792143
Nice.

[Anonymous No.29792527]

>>29792143
>>29792285
>>29792290
Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
>How does a butthole taste?
Put a dirty penny in your mouth

[Anonymous No.29792532]

>>29792472
sounds like you're a 60 year old woman

[Anonymous No.29792542]

>>29792453
Is this >>29792315 true?

[Anonymous No.29792555]

I'll find out after I get married

[Anonymous No.29792561]

>>29792364
>your

[Anonymous No.29792558]

>>29792143
it's ok. it will go like this
>wtf this was it? this is what the big fuss was about?
>a few weeks later
>i want more of that

It's more like a need. Sex itself isnt amazing. But I am cut, and maybe its different for an uncut guy

[Anonymous No.29792564]

>>29792143
Not as great as you imagine

[Anonymous No.29792578]

>>29792143
trash, unless it is with someone you really like

[Anonymous No.29792583]

>>29792143
Like warm apple pie

[Anonymous No.29792619]

Overrated

[Anonymous No.29792631]

Every couple I know eventually stopped having sex after the first or second kid.

One married guy was complaining to me that he hasn't had sex with his wife for more than two years after their last child and they are in their 40s.

[Anonymous No.29792647]

>>29792558
it is, poor soul. you will never know what sex truly feels like

[Anonymous No.29792655]

>>29792448
Why would pleasing someone you love become a strenuous activity?

[Anonymous No.29792666]

>>29792143
Overrated.

[Anonymous No.29792691]

Gonna fuck an 18 year old blonde piece tonight mmmm sex so good

[Anonymous No.29792704]

>>29792143
bags of sand

[Anonymous No.29792712]

>>29792485
Why can't you have sex if you're married with kids

[Anonymous No.29792714]

>>29792143
Hmm warm. Wet. Overrated.

[Anonymous No.29792720]

>>29792583
unronically just about true.

[Anonymous No.29792752]

>>29792532
lmao why is this so fucking true

[Anonymous No.29792765]

>>29792542
I guess it differs from person to person and it depends on the relationship. I havent been married for long though and I may still be in the "honeymoon phase".

Your mileage may vary

[Anonymous No.29792781]

>>29792485
worst is I'm not even sure I would even like to have sex anymore...

[Anonymous No.29792790]

>>29792143
Feels like a lot of effort

[Anonymous No.29792804]

It's ok only good thing is it rejuvenates your soul in a way, allows you to feel like an animal again.

t. haven't had sex in 8 years and remember feeling like a king when I last did

Even a blow job really does something to your phyche. Just knowing someone touched you and you shared a moment with another being is pretty based

[Anonymous No.29792802]

>>29792527
>Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
You're penis is small

[Anonymous No.29792815]

>>29792143
Sex is so bad I quit 5 years ago.
Now I only masturbate.

[Anonymous No.29792827]

>>29792315
That's normal:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coolidge_effect

[Anonymous No.29792858]

>>29792143
Its overrated, i fucked 2 random hookers last year and i seriously regret it.
The physical feeling is overrated, it feels like you're jerking one off with rubber gloves.
All the pressure around having sex only exists because of the leveraged debt banks get over the mortgages and individual car sales.
You should read a bit about Jacques Lacan, the most redpilled individual that has ever lived.

[Anonymous No.29792867]

>>29792647
There's no way of knowing retard if there's any difference

[Anonymous No.29792880]

>>29792381
He means he makes sex with black jews

[Anonymous No.29792903]

>>29792583
>>29792720
What do you mean

[Anonymous No.29792907]

you can't really describe it because there's a spiritual element. yeah, it feels good, but if it was just a physical sensation you could emulate it with a sex toy, but it isn't. big part of it is just being as close as possible to another person and sharing happiness and vulnerability.

[Anonymous No.29792922]

>>29792558
I need lube since it doesn't have an helmet for protection and it hurts when it's too tight.

[Anonymous No.29792939]

>>29792631
Why? Do couples lose attraction or something after kids?

[Anonymous No.29792960]

>>29792858
>All the pressure around having sex only exists because of the leveraged debt banks get over the mortgages and individual car sales.

huh

[Anonymous No.29792977]

>>29792315
>>29792542
It's true if your partner later picks up body-image issues and starts to struggle to feel sexy/hate sex. That's why Boomer sex lives fell apart - look at the numbers on how many got fucking fat.

Boomerism aside, the best sex is like dancing - the best only happens when two people put time into practicing with each other to really perfect their flow.

[Anonymous No.29793004]

the purest best pleasure

[Anonymous No.29793038]

it's great if it's something you arrive at naturally

I don't get much pleasure by going to a hooker, there's no suspense

[Anonymous No.29793042]

Great every day, forever, thousands of times until you die if you're this guy >>29792453
Pic related, if you know you know

Otherwise you get sad cases like >>29792631
That's everyone else, especially lesbians

[Anonymous No.29793048]

>>29792143
Warm-up a fleshlight and it's remarkably similar. Honestly not much better than masturbation. I often jerk off instead of going after my gf because it's just too much work.

Protip:buy a super soft heated blanket and it feels much better than pussy

[Anonymous No.29793066]

>>29792143
Unless you’re an uber chad you will be too self-conscious to let yourself go. You’ll worry that she isn’t enjoying it. Then you’ll worry that you’re not cumming, probably ever. Because you’re so conditioned by porn and your death grip that a vagina just isn’t enough anymore. Then you’ll give up, exhausted, she’ll get upset that you didn’t cum again and you’ll have to explain to her that “no, it’s not you” over and over again until she shuts up.

[Anonymous No.29793072]

>>29792631
can absolutely relate
Wife really hit the wall, I got fat and I just don't want to go through the motion anymore.
Having access to VR is also a game changer.

[Anonymous No.29793079]

>>29792804
Why the long gap

[Anonymous No.29793085]

>>29792939
Possibly due to stress with raising kids and providing for them

[Anonymous No.29793087]

not that much better than having good visualization skills and jacking off to your imagination.

[Anonymous No.29793107]

>>29792143
warm apple pie

[Anonymous No.29793145]

>>29792858
based

[Anonymous No.29793176]

Good sex feels like two souls are connecting as your bodies move as one, bad sex feels like putting your dick in a cheese melt.

[Anonymous No.29793217]

>>29792143
Not as good as you think

[Anonymous No.29793257]

>>29792867
>cut off majority of nerve endings
>t-there's no difference, dude. no way of knowing

[Anonymous No.29793258]

>>29792712
he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.29793274]

>>29793079
I'm shy and self conscious, will probably get an escort though soon, they achieve the same feeling

[Anonymous No.29793276]

>>29792977
People's sex lives fall apart behind because they get fat is such a lazy explanation

[Anonymous No.29793282]

>>29793066
>>29793176

both of these are bretty valid

[Anonymous No.29793296]

>>29792939

I'm in my 20s but judging by those around me it comes down to:

>Stress from work
>Stress from Childcare
>Ageing

[Anonymous No.29793305]

>>29792485
where do I find some kids to marry?

[Anonymous No.29793328]

>>29793042
>Great every day, forever, thousands of times until you die if you're this guy
But he said he's only recently married.

[Anonymous No.29793332]

like a blowjob

[Anonymous No.29793346]

>>29792143
It itchy in the ass but good for some quick LINKies.

[Anonymous No.29793399]

>>29792143
It's not even close to as good as the world would have you believe. The only part of sex you can't get from porn is scent, and I wouldn't be surprised if that's coming next.

[Anonymous No.29793478]

>>29792960
>All the pressure around having sex only exists because of the leveraged debt banks get over the mortgages and individual car sales.
the jews win again

[Anonymous No.29793495]

>>29792143
feels great honestly

[Anonymous No.29793504]

>>29792143
Imagine you ate a pill of MDMA but the body high concentrated on your penis and then you massaged your penis with a hot oily microfleece towel

[Anonymous No.29793508]

>>29792631
Do people in their 40s even have sex? I havent seen any women that old that was even close to attractive

[Anonymous No.29793560]

>>29793296
Aging is not it. Humans are wired to be sexually active till 60s atleast.

[Anonymous No.29793564]

>>29792448
I know that feel, bro.
First time I creampied my first gf it was a godlike feeling. Ever since then I've tried to chase that initial feeling but to no avail, like a heroin junkie trying to relive their very first hit.

[Anonymous No.29793591]

>>29793495
Elaborate

[Anonymous No.29793592]

>>29793508
Go back zoomie virgin

[Anonymous No.29793610]

>>29793176
This, good sex is addicting as fuck

[Anonymous No.29793637]

>>29793564
Why though? You still love her don't you?

[Anonymous No.29793699]

>>29793560

Maybe men, as they can get erections and have function semen till they die.

But women struggle already in their 40s once they are no long able to have kids. Hormones really mess them up more than men

[Anonymous No.29793708]

(You) feel a stabbing pain and then a tearing sensation in your anus usually

[Anonymous No.29793711]

>>29793066
>dis
fren, I feel you

[Anonymous No.29793730]

>>29793564
in awe of that absolute unit

[Anonymous No.29793747]

Literally the worst, I hate it. But I think that's just because I'm autistic.

T. Married for 7 years with 2 kids

[Anonymous No.29793755]

>>29793591
well, being physically close with a woman feels great by itself. the fact that she is opening herself up to getting fucked by you is a huge turn on, obviously. then the sex part where you are literally fucking her stimulates a lot of nerve endings on your penis which feels good as well.

[Anonymous No.29793762]

>>29793257
You cum faster with more nerve endings