pick it up wagie

[Anonymous No.29783508]

[Anonymous No.29783722]

>>29783508
I'll never get tired of these.

[Anonymous No.29784048]

>>29783508

[Anonymous No.29784134]

>>29784048
https://youtu.be/0zlXR4VzM8Q

[Anonymous No.29784222]

>>29784134
Is she based?

[Anonymous No.29784813]

>>29783508

[Anonymous No.29784910]

Do you job Jannie

[Anonymous No.29785032]

fucking hell, martyposting cracks me up everytime

[Anonymous No.29785454]

>>29784813
>marty gets more days off despite not being sentient

[Anonymous No.29785613]

>>29784048
being a wagie is literally more humiliating then going to jail lmao

[Anonymous No.29786249]

We thought robots where made to serve us, in the end we will serve them.

[Anonymous No.29786351]

anyone here been a wagie at a gas station? the one near me is hiring and i think it seems kinda comfy.

[Anonymous No.29786462]

OOOOOOOOHHHHH WAGGGGGIEEEE

[Anonymous No.29786616]

>>29784222
she types like an actual retard so yes

[Anonymous No.29786636]

>>29784910
Saved

[Anonymous No.29786684]

>>29786351
Everyone who works at my local gas station is apparently completely dead inside. It's great.

[Anonymous No.29786846]

>>29786684
the one near me isnt too busy and is run by just four dudes, one of whom is always outside hitting his dab pen when i show up to buy snax

[Anonymous No.29786865]

>>29786351

i guess the boredom would be interrupted by occasional robberies from meth heads.

[Anonymous No.29787018]

https://youtu.be/1jAD3ufTRy4

[Anonymous No.29787280]

Why are neets so miserable they have to make threads about people they think aren't happy with their life? Do they really think everyone hates their life as much as they do? I don't get it

[Anonymous No.29787369]

>>29784048
Where do they have these things? I want to fuck with one so bad

[Anonymous No.29787412]

>>29786351
It's alright, it's shit, but if you work nights and do the bare minimum basics (clean stuff and date check) it's easy and you won't get fired as most of the staff won't even do anything. Nights is better than days because no office wagies in a rush to get to work, they're all annoying cunts and days is too bust and night people are basically all as >>29786846 says, probably high people and dealers. >>29786865 yeah meth heads and alky cunts are the main pain in the backside you'll get. Let's put it this way, out off all basic wagecuck jobs, it's not the worst.

[Anonymous No.29787428]

>>29784134
you just know niggas will knock this thing down if it gets close enough

[Anonymous No.29787494]

>>29787018
K E K

[Anonymous No.29787522]

>>29787280
*tsk tsk* Get off this scary nazi website at work, wagie. I don't want Mr. Shekelstein to reprimand you.

[Anonymous No.29787537]

>>29787280
>t. Marty

[Anonymous No.29787566]

>>29783508
>>29784048
Fucking KEK

[Anonymous No.29787571]

>>29787280
I like these threads because i can commiserate, I worked in food service getting treated like dirt by rich people for like 6 years, it sucks, but the comradery with my bros made it tolerable. Now I laugh so hard I tear up a bit because I remember the pain vividly, and like to imagine I'll never be back. There's an interesting humor to be found in walking through the muck of poverty, I guess it makes me feel human.

[Anonymous No.29787614]

>>29787428
Ok ok hold up this thread. Is there a way we can make it recognise niggers as needing cleaning up?

[Anonymous No.29787681]

>>29787614
It's called code brown

[Anonymous No.29787765]

>>29787681
lmfao wtf did I just watch

[Anonymous No.29787889]

>>29783508

[Anonymous No.29788122]

>>29787681
>Expected scat
Well ok, meth?

Does Marty update over WiFi? Is this exploitable? Hacked firmware? Can his sound files be replaced with Johnny Rebel songs?

[Anonymous No.29788145]

>>29787765
America

[Anonymous No.29788235]

>>29788122
>Can his sound files be replaced with Johnny Rebel songs?
Would be so based

[Anonymous No.29788475]

>>29787765
The absolute state of US niggers

[Anonymous No.29788541]

>>29784048
>WAGIE! WAGIE!
>TIME TO CLEAN WAGIE!
>WAGIE! WAGIE!
>TIME TO CLEAN WAGIE!
>WAGIE! WAGIE!
>TIME TO CLEAN WAGIE!

>THANK YOU FOR CLEANING WAGIE!

[Anonymous No.29788555]

>>29786616
t. wagie

[Anonymous No.29788639]

>>29784048
Holy shit wagies btfo

[Anonymous No.29788759]

>>29787765
the outcome of slavery

[Anonymous No.29788786]

>>29788235
>A quiet day in store, fairly busy, not much happening
>One person drops a jar of sauce
>Marty speeds in, hitting the jar and crushing it further, grinning at the customer with his dead googly eyes face
>Back up again making sure to crush the jar in to very small pieces
>NOW I LIKE SUGAR
>AND I LIKE TEA
>BUT I DON'T LIKE NIGGERS
>NO SIREEEE!
>THERE'S TWO KNOWN THINGS THAT'LL MAKE ME PUKE
>AND THAT'S A HOG EATING SLOP AND A BIG BLACK SPOOK

[Anonymous No.29788932]

>>29784910
HAHAHA MY SIDES

[Anonymous No.29789184]

>>29787571
I hope you make, anon

[Anonymous No.29790395]

>>29787681
Whiteface

[Anonymous No.29790550]

>>29787412
Plus you can skim on people who leave cash in the pumps

[Anonymous No.29790873]

>>29783508
only smug pepe works

[Anonymous No.29791063]

>>29784048
millionaires will literally fund this over raising wages

[Anonymous No.29791347]

>>29784048
Couldn't help myself

[Anonymous No.29791634]

>>29791063
If you give them more money they might start to lift themselves out of wagery. The machines will work for them forever for free, even if they don't actually do anything useful yet.

[Anonymous No.29792726]

>>29791063
Cheaper in the long run and won't sue you