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I work as a Canadian plumber. Today i made more money than any of you cucks will ever make day trading cryptocurrency. Want to know something amazing though? I can hold it in my fucking hand, that's right i can count my dollars right in front of my face. I'm not playing around with pretend coins that don't have any impact on this world.

I started work at 5:00 AM today. I was able to install 3 boilers each giving me ~3000$ per. I unclogged 3 toilets each giving me ~600$ each for 30 minutes of work. I find problems that dont exist in every single customers house that i enter into. Even if its an old fucking boomer in their 70s who ruined our economy i dont care i take advantage of their stupidity.

You really need this heat exchanger upgrade to your heating system!! It's looking really old and your pipes could burst any moment.
Even though its completely fine i'll just bill them for a $900 part that was in perfect working condition.

The only way to get ahead in life is to fucking push your way around. So that's right today i made $12,585 canadian dollars. Meanwhile you fucking cucks are investing in digital garbage like "chainlinks , howdoos, effereums, and dotcucks" Spamming your fucking cuck memes and losing money.
Why don't you use your brain for a minute and realize that the latest SEC news is going to crash all of your crypto world around you in the next few months. Bitcoin is a Ponzi scheme that only profits for the original founders. You will never make as much money as me in the trades because you're too busy failing realizing the only way to get ahead in life is through hard work and ripping people off.
Enjoy staying poor

>> No.29778781

based shit cleaners
I go to bed at 7 am

>> No.29778854

trades are based but even more based is taking your union paycheck and gambling it on made up internet money

>> No.29778855

This copypasta needs an update, faggot.

>Installed 3 boilers for 3k each.

Yea, you didn't do any of that.

>> No.29779017

>>29778687
>obvious copy pasta
>in Canada
This is the gayest larp I've ever read

>> No.29779032

>>29778687
kek
these are the people looking down on crypto, literal shit cleaners
at least you're one step above wagies
also
>canadian dollars

>> No.29779076

>>29778687
There is no amount of your clown colored monopoly money that will transform your Canadian DNA into human DNA, leaf. You will be an NPC until they put your gray drone chassis onto the ice and set it adrift.

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>>29778687
What kind of fucking retard pays 600 dollars to unclog a toilet

>> No.29779218

the powers that be have been pushing this idea that its a cut throat world. That its you vs the world. Instead of change the status quo they preach join it? Fuck that and your shitty business practices.

>> No.29779239

>>29778687
But sir... India has no need for plumber

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>>29778687
>I find problems that dont exist in every single customers house that i enter into. Even if its an old fucking boomer in their 70s who ruined our economy i dont care i take advantage of their stupidity.
reported to the FBI

>> No.29779399

>>29778687
12k Canadian is $40 American, am I missing something?

>> No.29779403

Have fun cleaning shit and piss all day long I guess. If that's your thing no one else can judge you, keep at it, bro.

>> No.29779455

>>29778687
>I unclogged 3 toilets today

KEK. you cant make this shit up

>> No.29779494

show skin color & nose

>> No.29779532

>>29778687
smacks lips damn this canadian boi goes hard girrrrl

>> No.29779536

>>29778687
Can you give me $100 leafbro? Is for an emergency

>> No.29779786

Well done OP, I’d rather be poor than be an American

>> No.29779913

>>29779786
i am pooramerican

>> No.29779946

Holy fuck you’re all coping so hard, OP just eternally btfo your crytpobabbies

>> No.29779981

>The only way to get ahead in life is to fucking push your way around

Um, yes based department? You have a call waiting

>> No.29780231

>>29778687
You had years to buy, anon, sorry nocoiner

>> No.29781042

>>29778687
>I started work at 5:00 AM
kek

>> No.29781211

>>29778687
>I work as a Canadian plumber
fucking kek

>> No.29781245

>>29778687
No you didn't. You paid $2500 for each of those boilers. Plus, to do that all in a day means you spent less than an hour at each house. I hope you don't have a warranty because you'll be getting callbacks for years. Plus the gov is gonna take 40% and then the gst/pst of 5% of the $500 you did get to keep. All in, I bet you got to keep $1k out of all that.
But the real issue is that you're a residential shit, so that's your peak earning before people stop calling you because you behave like a Jew. You are a flash in the pan and gone in 6 months like all the residential fags before you.

t. commercial fitter

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>>29778687
>I touch strangers shit and peepee all day to make my canuckbucks derrrherrr

>> No.29782532

>>29779196
This, wtf lol. as for the boilers that must include the cost of the boiler itself which OP must pay for.

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>>29781245
when you fall for the data collection bait to find out what % of /biz/ posters are real life plumbers, a known metric to time the top of the bubble

>> No.29782753

>>29778687
>I unclogged 3 toilets each giving me ~600$ each
Whoever falls for this is dangerously retarded lol

>> No.29783014

>>29778687
>i can count my dollars right in front of my face
Wowee Canadian paper promises? Golly get fifty of those together and you can afford a 5oz hamburger patty

>> No.29784081

>>29779326
Assuming FBI should give a fuck about a Canadian

>> No.29784860

>>29784081
They don't, but if he did report it they will pass that on to the appropriate Canadian agency just as Canadians do with ours. I can call in a suspicious package I see on an unsecured webcam in Bongistan and the feds will contact the faggots in checkered safety vests to take a look.

>> No.29786019

>>29781245
Enjoy staying poor commercial cuck

>> No.29786387

Bullshit OP. You charge 1200 dollars an hour to plunge toilets? Fucking bullshit.
If this is true, it isnt, then you are absolutely scamming your customers.

>> No.29786799

>>29778687
>$600 to unclog a toilet
>implying that even the dumbest normie can't get a pipe snake, plunger, or draino
Nice LARP faggot.

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>>29782275

>> No.29787389

>>29782275
That picture is so fucking cringeworthy holy shit lmao.

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>> No.29787567

>>29787490
lmao

>> No.29787738

why not both work and crypto?
and please, spare me the plumbing job BS
i'll do a pleasurable job instead, like engineering

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> unclogged 3 toilets for 600$ each

>> No.29787940

>>29778687
This is one of those bot posts.