BABBYS FIRST TRADE

[Anonymous No.29729981]

Hello /biz/raelies. Today is the day i finally am going to buy my first crypto meme coin and lose grandmas pension, just made my coinbase account and am feeling bullish on chainlink. I'm a poor fag so I cant jump straight into big crypto like bitcoin unless it falls through the floor. What would you all recommend to a beginner? What was your first day like? Teach me your autistic ways grampa oldfag .

[Anonymous No.29730049]

>>29729981
bump because board

[Anonymous No.29730108]

>>29729981
One of the first lessons I'm going to teach you right now, is that the price of the coin doesn't matter, what matters is the percentage increase. If you buy however much money you have worth of bitcoin, you'll still make more money when it goes up than if you buy a coin that costs a dollar per coin, but the price stays stagnant. If you are poor though you're right you should pick one coin and stick to it.

[Anonymous No.29730320]

>>29729981
i'll help, dude
how much money do you wanna put in total

[Anonymous No.29730334]

>>29730108
To make matters worse I'm a leaf, so my cucked countrys money is worth nothing even with this fall today it would likely take a years worth of saving to buy a single bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.29730432]

>>29730334
>>To make matters worse I'm a leaf
Sorry to hear that fren, come to Central America, you'll live like a king for $5k per month lmao, plus if you are white and tall you'll get a hot latina tradwife material in no time.

[Anonymous No.29730438]

>>29730320
right away? not a tremendous amount, I'm also a bit scared to buy anything too cheap because what's the point of buying something only worth 15 cents.

[Anonymous No.29730454]

by your post it's obvious you're a real noob at this so don't put in anymore than $10 until after you're done at least 100 hours of research okay my dude

[Anonymous No.29730501]

>>29730438
>>29730108
listen to this guy friend, it's more about x2 or x3 or x4 or whatevering your money

[Anonymous No.29730522]

>>29730432
Tempting but knowing my luck I'd gets eaten by some cartel dogs for being a sarcastic cunt.

[Anonymous No.29730544]

>>29730438
you came in at a kind of bad time to be pouring lots of money in because this shit is crashing or gonna crash soon so there's a good chance you'll lose up to 80% of whatever you put in

[Anonymous No.29730552]

>buying when everything is dumping

[Anonymous No.29730600]

>>29729981
Step 1) Make a Binance acoount
Step 2) Fund your binance account
Step 3) Purchase Binance coin (BNB)
Step 4) Profit

[Anonymous No.29730664]

>>29729981
bro youre literally buying during the bear cycle of this bull market litereally wait like 5 days to buy anything

[Anonymous No.29730712]

>>29730522
>some cartel dogs
I mean, just go to the rich neighborhoods and you'll be fine, stay away from rural areas and you're set. There are many people from other countries where I'm from (San Salvador, El Salvador)

[Anonymous No.29730770]

>>29730664
yeah, let this shit cool down for a couple of months before you think about putting any money in, don't get the feeling like you're missing out on anything special because most likely the best thing that can happen right now is you double your money

[Anonymous No.29730824]

>>29730600
Step 5) sens your cat to CZ for bbq

[Anonymous No.29730849]

>>29730501
Ok that makes sense, and of course, know your limit play within it, etc. How did you all start out? I'm sure at least a few people that see my dumbass typing here have been doing this a while.

>>29730552
no Hitler I'm not buying in yet I'm planning my first move. Don't worry I'm not gonna get suplexed on my first go but I'm also aware of the number of pink wojaks i saw here today. eventually the dump is gonna stop.
>>29730664
Good, I have lots of time to plan what to do. last thing I wanna do is panic buy on my first go. like a newfag on k whenever anyone talks about gun control.

[Anonymous No.29730894]

>>29729981
sell signal

[Anonymous No.29730925]

>>29730712
>el Salvador
oh man, I really hope you're doing better down there.

[Anonymous No.29730945]

>>29730600
Tried this, it's been nearly 20 days and those fucking retards still haven't verified me.

JUST LOOK AT MY ID AND THE INFO I PROVIDED AND APPROVE ME. I"VE BEEN STUCK ON KEKBASE FOR WEEKS WITH THE LAME COINS

[Anonymous No.29730985]

>>29730894
I have an empty portfolio right now but I suppose that means I haven't lost anything yet.

[Anonymous No.29731110]

>>29730985
one thing you're gonna wanna do is when it's time don't go all in at once, if you put all of your money in at once then you're stuck, you wanna break it up into pieces spread across a period of time

[Anonymous No.29731118]

>>29730544
But that also means I might be able to afford something when the dust settles. Call me an optimistfag

[Anonymous No.29731161]

>>29730985
right now it's at 46k but who knows where it will be this time next month, could be even lower

[Anonymous No.29731223]

>>29731110
This is the plan maybe buy chainlink or monero IDK what I want to spread over yet but I'm certainly not gonna dump everything I have in one thing at a time.

[Anonymous No.29731332]

Btw thanks for humouring me guys I know I'm probably requiring a little bit of hand-holding but we all gotta start somewhere eh?

[Anonymous No.29731793]

>>29731332
don't become a shitcoin peddler, you might get lucky for a little while but 90% of them get BTFO in the end

[Anonymous No.29732066]

>>29731332
another thing you'll want to look into is coinbase pro
https://youtu.be/nPHNahkkHj8

[Anonymous No.29732294]

>>29732066
is this what you use ?

[Anonymous No.29732678]

>>29730849
Hitler's drunk OP, now is a great time to buy. Just as you shouldn't try to time the top, don't try to time the bottom. When you see pink wojaks and red candles, that means there's a crypto sale going on

[Anonymous No.29732783]

>>29732294
yeah, the fees for buying and selling are lower

[Anonymous No.29732982]

>>29732066
>Be me
>have high-end desktop and high-end laptop
>coinbase pro lags to shit on my desktop, can't use it at all, just freezes and stutters
>try laptop, same shit
>well fuck it, ill download the app
>works fine
>go to onramp some fiat
>go to preview buy, button is literally off of the screen
>uhhhhhh.....
>go look at app reviews
>95% of all reviews since december are 1 star
>brother comes over, has used CBpro for ages
>logs in
>goes thru 2step
>it works perfectly fine
>rage

I'm positive coinbase is attempting to keep their users on regular coinbase so they can make more money off of fees. They're doing this because they've got an IPO debut coming up and they want to pad the books.

[Anonymous No.29733133]

>>29732982
hmmm sounds like jewry

[Anonymous No.29733373]

>>29730894
It is over isn’t it?
Well, see you in 4 years

[Anonymous No.29733381]

>>29733133
Don't get me wrong, regular coinbase seems legit and I've used it for months now, but I'm convinced they're up to hinky shit these days when it comes to pro. My brother and I swapped back and forth on both of my computers and the problem kept coming back.

[Anonymous No.29733589]

>>29729981
Go all in on Tezos

Stake it and sell it in 10 years. Enjoy your millions

[Anonymous No.29735210]

>>29732982
change the "Aggregation" to the highest setting

[Anonymous No.29735700]

>>29729981
I xany believe people are telling you not to buy when there is blood in the streets. This show how shit most bizfags are at trading.
Good call on link, it's at a good price right now and they just released OCR.
If I were you, I'd buy link now. Don't go and spend all your money in 1 though. Maybe 30% then watch yo see if it goes lower, if it does then another 30% etc...
Davr the remaining 40% until the market has decided what it is going to do.

[Anonymous No.29735702]

>>29735210
Tried that, didn't do shit. I've got 32 gb ram, i9, and an ssd. If I can model weird ass futa porn for clients I can do anything

[So, not a morning person then.(...) No.29735801]

>>29730945
>literally approved within 2 hours
t. German

[Anonymous No.29735905]

>>29730945
It took 3 weeks for me to get the one stage of verification, its been 8 weeks and the final stage of verification hasn't gone through for me. Once you get the frst stage of verification, onramp some fiat using gemini cuz its cheapish, then send some shekels to your binance account that way. Be patient and good luck fren