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[Anonymous No.29693008]

Sell me this painting.

[Anonymous No.29693188]

>>29693008

hey buy this fucking painting faggot

[Anonymous No.29693326]

>>29693008
Its the perfect place mat. Spill wine on it? Who cares, its fucking stupid and no one will give a shit. It can be yours for the low price of helping me move some furniture.

[Anonymous No.29693443]

>>29693008
every girl studying art or design goes through a bohemian toulouse lautrec phase. your dates will think you have something in common when they see it in your flat

[Anonymous No.29693522]

>>29693008
Hey check out this painting. I work at a top art dealer and we were exclusively told to critique based on this painting. Shit is gonna 10x in a week with a 100 replica market cap.

Source: trust me bro

[Anonymous No.29693532]

His art is good. I can never remember the name of my favorite artist though.

[Anonymous No.29693912]

Art thread?
Pic related is the most spectacular painting I've ever seen in the flesh. The way that Renoir could capture how light on a sunny day comes down through foliage, to give those dappled spots of warmth, is fucking mesmerising. No picture can do it justice.
I used to sneer at art growing up because I didn't get it, but it is honestly magical. Completely transporting.

[Anonymous No.29694010]

A famous painting would be more of a fuck you than owning a Lambo.

[Anonymous No.29694247]

>>29693008
Hey OP, I'm gonna sell you that painting for 10 million.
Later, one of my curators will evaluate the painting in 40 million. Afterwards, donate it to one of those dumbfuck museums in Germany, they dig that shit. Since it's a donation, you'll get 30million tax cut for free.

Done.

[Anonymous No.29694315]

>>29693532
I remember, Alphonse Mucha.

https://www.alfonsmucha.org/the-complete-works.html

[Anonymous No.29694335]

>>29693008
You have awful taste

[Anonymous No.29694613]

>>29693008
Art is unironically the most based asset you can have anon. That painting is completely unique, the artist is well recognized plus hes dead so there will never be more art works from him to dilute the value.

Furthermore, you can move paintings with you to offshore jurisdictions were they will never be taxed, so you just add value non stop. you can literally carry around hundreds of millions of dollars under your arm.

Art auctioning is the biggest money laundering operation in the world and no one gives a damn. youd be a fool not to buy that painting anon.

[Anonymous No.29694631]

Why should I? This is really REALLY bad art. However if you recorded yourself pouring gasoline over it and lighting it on fire I would maybe give you a like on Twitter but only if it was the original that you burned.

[Anonymous No.29694779]

>>29694315
>>29693532
toulouse lautrec

[Anonymous No.29694911]

>>29693912
I know that feel. I saw a really great impressionist painting at a museum in DC and just sat and absorbed it for a good 20 minutes. Art is great. If I ever get stupid rich I'll definitely become an art collector (or better yet just buy myself a seat on the board of the Metropolitan Museum of Art).

[Anonymous No.29695190]

modern art is kinda shit, look at the level of detail of paintings 400 years ago

[Anonymous No.29695276]

[Anonymous No.29695292]

>>29694911
>>29693912
*mogs Renoir in Spanish

[Anonymous No.29695603]

>>29695190
400 year old tranny posters are overrated

[Anonymous No.29695716]

>>29693008
Colorful and theatrical, Toulouse-Lautrec's work is more complicated than you think and you only see a tenth of what is true. A memory, a feeling of a time past. You are only here for a fraction of a fraction of a second and here is something to make you feel connected, something to cherish, something to make you feel loved. Maybe you won’t know the true value for twenty years. You may never ever trace it to its source. And you only get one chance to decide with a million little strings attached

[Anonymous No.29695792]

>>29695603
wtf is that ugly shit.. ugly inside = ugly paintings

[Anonymous No.29695859]

>>29693008
do you hate yourself? then buy this horrible piece of shit painting so every time you look at it you will experience the misery you deserve

[Anonymous No.29695931]

>>29695190
I love that I know just how big of a flex this was on other artists when he made it. Muh textures.

[Anonymous No.29695939]

>>29693008
You can jack the price up in a auction and use it to launder money or get tax write offs

[Anonymous No.29695942]

>>29693008
Dubs say you HAVE TO buy it.

[Anonymous No.29695965]

>>29693912
neat but too many humanoids for my taste

[Anonymous No.29697646]

>>29693008
buy a new painting