/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.29691446]

WAGIE HUMOR THREAD

[Anonymous No.29691751]

>>29691446
Im still laughing cause of that picture, props to
the author

[Anonymous No.29692750]

>>29691751
aye, it's genius, the sheer size of that thing, the dominance it exerts over the miserable wagecuck, the societal implications of """artificial intelligence""". this picture should reside in an art museum imo, in place of the pomo trash

[Anonymous No.29693070]

>>29691446
yeah that's based

[Anonymous No.29693315]

[Anonymous No.29693583]

>>29691446
Exploitable image for those that are interested

[Anonymous No.29693759]

[Anonymous No.29693804]

>>29691446
kek

[Anonymous No.29694013]

I’m 26 yo and working minimum wage so I can go back to school for programming with co-op. I’ll live like a slave now to escape Business Administration hell that has been my life for the last 5 years.

[Anonymous No.29694369]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7Asf9n848M

[Anonymous No.29694607]

>>29691751
>>29692750
This.

[Anonymous No.29694807]

>>29694369
Holy crap this is why I’ve never had a “real job.”

[Anonymous No.29695125]

>>29694369
Barely made it to the end
That was like Vitalik rapping on stage

[Anonymous No.29695257]

>>29691446
I don’t get it. People go into stores?

[Anonymous No.29695414]

[Anonymous No.29695471]

>>29693315

[Anonymous No.29695545]

>>29695414
BAHAHAHAH WTF

[Anonymous No.29695828]

>>29691446
Marty was programmed to dab on wagies, they just can't catch a break.

[Anonymous No.29695829]

[Anonymous No.29695869]

>>29694369
My mom is a wagie who works in my country's equivalent of Walmart.

Thanks for setting me up in life, mom.

[Anonymous No.29695957]

>>29695545

[Anonymous No.29696055]

>>29691446
Was in that thread

[Anonymous No.29696056]

[Anonymous No.29696092]

[Anonymous No.29696097]

>>29695471
I feel for this poor guy

[Anonymous No.29696287]

[Anonymous No.29696423]

>>29696287
someone make a wojak version of this one please

[Anonymous No.29696424]

>>29696287
this is fucking bleak man

[Anonymous No.29696450]

>>29696097
its likely he has a phd ot at least a degree from his home country otherwise he'd be doing slave labour construction instead. stay in school kids

[Anonymous No.29696475]

>>29696287
aww I bet he was hoping for the light blue prize

[Anonymous No.29696482]

[Anonymous No.29696540]

>>29695828
The fact that its a can of goya beans makes this even sweeter. KEK

[Anonymous No.29696589]

>>29693583
What is this

[Anonymous No.29696646]

>>29696589
It detects trash on the ground and informs a human wagie to come clean it up.

[Anonymous No.29696698]

>>29695828
>it smears the shit around and rolls through it
I am in tears

[Anonymous No.29696745]

[Anonymous No.29696848]

>>29696092

[Anonymous No.29696877]

[Anonymous No.29696891]

>>29696646
>>29696589
It costs 35,000$ to tell wagies to clean up the floor

[Anonymous No.29696893]

>>29696589
Marty

[Anonymous No.29696911]

>>29696287
I needed this sort of thread badly. Pharmaceuticals is awesome even if management is shit most of the time.

[Anonymous No.29697047]

>>29695125
Yeah but atleast vitalik is a multi millionaire. These people make like $9 dollars/hour and pretend to be happy lmao

[Anonymous No.29697057]

>>29696877
my sides

[Anonymous No.29697118]

>>29691446
I literally work in a wage cage. I spend 12 hours 7 days a week in it from 6pm until 6am...
Is it worth making 100k?

[Anonymous No.29697126]

>>29694369
Oh god I had trauma flashbacks. I used to work an office job that actually paid pretty well for a starter job. We had weekly team building bullshit like this, it was so infantilizing and just wastes everyone’s time. Corporate culture was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.29697140]

>>29696877
kek

[Anonymous No.29697231]

>>29696540
Where’s the wall

[Anonymous No.29697257]

>>29696877
holy shit

[Anonymous No.29697261]

>>29697118
You better figure out shitcoins/other investments really quickly
Dumbasses on here figure it out and you will figure it out, too. Or you will feel the rope bristles bite into your neck

[Anonymous No.29697276]

>>29694369
all of those wagies would be justified lynching those managers

[Anonymous No.29697319]

by the way are "employye of the month" pics a thing in your areas?

always hilarious to see some wagie awkwardly posing for that fucking picture in their wagie uniforms

[Anonymous No.29697335]

>When Marty notices spills or other trip hazards, he can alert customers verbally by saying “Caution. Hazard detected.” He can then contact employees through the store’s public announcement system. Marty the Robot can also scan shelves to check products and detect incorrect pricing or missing labels.

[Anonymous No.29697367]

>>29695828
>Rams into shelf, knocking over a glass jar of shit
>Drives over it, smearing shit and glass all over the floor and its tires
>WAGIE #75721 CLEANUP IN AISLE 4
>Alarm starts going off
>Wagie hurries to clean up the mess
>YOU HAVE MISSED THE REQUIRED RESPONSE TIME BY 6.2 SECONDS, A REPORT HAS BEEN GENERATED AND YOUR PAY WILL BE DOCKED. BOW YOUR HEAD TO ACKNOWLEDGE.
>ALERT - OBSTRUCTION IN TIRES
>WAGIE #75721, CLEAN UP REQUESTED
>wagie has to wipe the robot's feet
>repeat once every 10 minutes
>performance review with boss
>"Sorry Anon, with the money we spent on Marty there's no room for a raise this year. Keep at it, maybe next year!"

[Anonymous No.29697383]

>>29695957
Kek.

[Anonymous No.29697419]

>>29695828

[Anonymous No.29697435]

>>29696877
Kek

[Anonymous No.29697441]

>>29697335
I have a strong feeling that this machine doesn't really work all that well.

[Anonymous No.29697489]

Wtf I never knew what Marty was until I saw this thread and googled it

[Anonymous No.29697501]

[Anonymous No.29697666]

>>29696893
OHHHHHHHHHHH WAAAAGIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.29697757]

>>29697261
Advice on getting into shitcoins? I have done stock investments but I’ve stayed away from crypto since I have even less knowledge of it than the stock market
Links would be greatly appreciated

[Anonymous No.29697773]

>marty

[Anonymous No.29697778]

>>29697501
gold

[Anonymous No.29697896]

>>29695414
Maine Governor Janet Mills did not issue a statement requiring restaurant staff to wear dog cone-style face visors. Rather, the updated prevention checklists for COVID-19 issued by her administration require only that restaurant staff who opt to wear face shields instead of face masks must wear them upside down.

[Anonymous No.29697982]

I fucking love you, /biz/

[Anonymous No.29698040]

>>29697501
>sit at a computer for 50 years until you die

Ah, the true /biz/onacci

[Anonymous No.29698098]

>>29697896
Thanks, kind gentle-sir! Upvoted and gilded.

[Anonymous No.29698109]

>>29695828
CLEAN IT UPPP WAAAAGGGGIIIIIEEEE

[Anonymous No.29698249]

>>29696877
holy shit i lost it

[Anonymous No.29698277]

>>29696287
>cupcake
Kek everytime

[Anonymous No.29698286]

>>29697757
You need to install the Metamask wallet extension in your browser. Metamask themselves has tutorials on crypto itself. What you're not going to like about crypto is the insane amount of reading involved; you have to read everything that exists about every crypto, because otherwise, you will be unable to detect bullshit and scams. You will not gain context for many months and learn how the markets "move" for at least a year. https://metamask.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/sections/360002198491-Basics

This is where you see coin rankings: https://www.coingecko.com/en
Click on the name of each coin in the top 10. When the page comes up, off to the left, there will be a link to the coin's website. Go to the website, which will try to explain to you what it does in human English. Again, endless fucking reading. I turned $2000 into a quarter million in 3 years and I am considered a failure. Perhaps you can do better - get reading.

[Anonymous No.29698440]

>>29696877
is this a reference to something?

[Anonymous No.29698570]

>>29697982
Where can I get one of those? There is a market that didn't let me enter with these open face masks, so I want to go there wearing one of those

[Anonymous No.29698629]

>>29697757
Learn about binance smart chain and buy bnb ,cake or ADA and just hold, thank me later. Also learn how to keep your wallets safe, once its hacked its gone forever

[Anonymous No.29698634]

>>29696450
why do poos dress with such ridiculously unfit trousers?

[Anonymous No.29698783]

>>29698570
I like that idea.
>wear the most obnoxious giant bubble you can
>wander around the store bumping into people and knocking over shit
>when wagies confront you, chimp out about them not social distancing from you and making you feel unsafe
>proceed to knock even more shit over during your flailing

[Anonymous No.29698790]

>>29698570
Idk anon, maybe /biz/ should start a company selling various atrocities like this. Like selling chains to slaves.

[Anonymous No.29698845]

>>29698783
cringe

[Anonymous No.29698859]

>>29698440
lol zoomer

[Anonymous No.29698889]

>>29696877
Lmfao

[Anonymous No.29698935]

>>29698440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJshjMyg6no

[Anonymous No.29698946]

Oh hi mark nice weather today huh

[Anonymous No.29698967]

>>29698783
I'd pay to watch that.

[Anonymous No.29698982]

>*PSHHHRRRRRRRT* Beep boop, Robo-bladder malfunction, recommended course of action: clean it up wagie

[Anonymous No.29698990]

>>29698440
Half Life 2. At the beginning of the game, to show the player that they can pick up and move objects, a soldier makes the player pick up a can and commands them to throw it in the trash.

[Anonymous No.29699114]

>>29696540
lmao, bot dabbing on leftist wage cucks.

[Anonymous No.29699117]

>>29695869
Don't give your mom a hard time for not giving you life on a silver platter. Struggle builds character, and I'm sure your mom has done the best she could under the shit circumstances.

[Anonymous No.29699122]

>>29698990
why lie to him anon?

[Anonymous No.29699204]

>>29695869
If you aren't in america maybe it's actually a good job.

[Anonymous No.29699224]

>>29699122
What's the truth?

[Anonymous No.29699228]

>>29698440
Halo 2 intro

[Anonymous No.29699231]

>>29695414
Asteroid when?

[Anonymous No.29699262]

>>29698946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJW_av0PQXM

[Anonymous No.29699285]

>>29696287
suddenly living in europe doesnt feel so bad

[Anonymous No.29699341]

[Anonymous No.29699392]

>>29699117
No sympathy for parents who don't wait until they're secure. I wouldn't dare raise my spawn before I'm ready.

[Anonymous No.29699478]

>>29698098
Disinformation is b-b-based

[Anonymous No.29699516]

Interesting how everyone here indirectly admits being a wagie is humiliating and akin to slavery, yet if one criticizes capitalism in this board you get called a commie. American right wingers are truly a sight to behold.

[Anonymous No.29699581]

>>29698570
Why? I don't think they'll see it as you getting back at them. You'll just end up looking retarded to everyone that sees you.

[Anonymous No.29699584]

>>29698286
Holy cow thats some serious gains! Thank u fren

[Anonymous No.29699659]

>>29696287
6000 positive recorded points of interaction with customers is a superhuman feat, even under the rules of their game the prizes are so insulting, Jesus Christ how does he do it

[Anonymous No.29699694]

>>29699516
Wagies are slaves by nature, commies are slaves by choice.

[Anonymous No.29699744]

>>29698982
>*BEEEEP**BEEEEP* *BEEEEP*
>WAGIE YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO COMPLY
>*BEEEEP* *BEEEEP* *BEEEEP*
>WAGIE, CLEAN IT UP, YOU HAVE 3 SECONDS TO COMPLY
>*BEEEEP* *BEEEEP* *BEEEEP*
>BEGINNING TO WRITE EMAIL TO REGIONAL MANAGER, YOU HAVE 2 SECONDS TO COMPLY

[Anonymous No.29699791]

>>29696056
I drive by one of these every day, but never went in not really my scene. Do they really make their wagies sing?

[Anonymous No.29699948]

>>29699516
But it's not real capitalism anon, my specific form hasn't been tried yet.

[Anonymous No.29699971]

>>29699392
I strongly disagree, then the birth rate would approach zero lol.
Everyone should have at least 2 kids.
>>29699584
Its mindblowing....and then he gets one day he chooses off..... i bet 90 percent of american slaves had it better.

[Anonymous No.29699979]

>>29699516
Under commie were all wagies for big daddy government

[Anonymous No.29699991]

>>29699516
Because that's reality retard, what are you going to do let everyone just stop working? Unless everything is 100% automated there is no alternative.
Also not every company does humiliating shit you see in this thread.

[Anonymous No.29700020]

>>29698440
I was going to say underageb& but then I realized how old HL2 is.

[Anonymous No.29700051]

I’m still a wagie and working my way out (don’t do drugs kids they fuck up your life) but fucking hell I’m glad I work at a little country general store. Corporate retail is insane. The worst thing I ever had to do was clean shit off a toilet and it was my own shit from “taste testing” too much candy and energy drinks with my boss because we were bored

[Anonymous No.29700095]

>>29699979
>>29699991
You can criticize capitalism without being a commie, you know...

[Anonymous No.29700132]

>>29699392
Some people value love over money.

In a perfect world everyone would be rich, but this isn't a perfect world. And the people who aren't rich still deserve the opportunity to create a family.

[Anonymous No.29700142]

>>29695414
Kek I live in northern ME and we never even bothered locking down. Went to visit my family in the "big city" of Portland (not Oregon) in November and half of the old port area was permanently shuttered. Sucks to suck, urbanites

[Anonymous No.29700168]

>>29699948
It has been tried anon and it worked great but the more socialist policies are added to worse it works.
That's why we have this shitty crony corporatism.

[Anonymous No.29700183]

>>29699791
yes, my sister use to work for them. Any time someone tips them, they are required to sing one of a script of cold stone themed songs. its hilarious

[Anonymous No.29700199]

>>29699694
This, 99% of wagies provide no other possible use besides slaving, human society would have never progressed this far without the use of slaves, everyone plays their part. Atleast they dont get beaten and raped and have some free time.

[Anonymous No.29700245]

These threads are funny and painful at the same time. I am king wagie, I manage a restaurant and fire true wagies. Some of these people legitimately don't have the capacity for anything that pays over $7.25/hr. I'm not sure whether to feel sad for them or dismiss the feeling because that's just how things are. I make good money for what it is, but leave me unfulfilled.

I'm almost out though, once I graduate with my BS in mathematics next year I'll be free r-right?

[Anonymous No.29700249]

>>29700095
What are you, a feudalist?

[Anonymous No.29700250]

>>29700095
Yeah and you can criticize niggers without being racist, what’s your point?

[Anonymous No.29700252]

>>29698990
Anon, that's such bait, nice lie.

[Anonymous No.29700265]

>>29699971
>I strongly disagree, then the birth rate would approach zero lol
So?

[Anonymous No.29700275]

>>29700183
Awesome business plan, i love humiliating wagies

[Anonymous No.29700377]

>>29700245
Feel sad that they don’t starve in the wilderness for the benefit of society, but don’t concern yourself with their “feelings”

[Anonymous No.29700402]

>>29695828
god imagine working in retail

[Anonymous No.29700415]

>>29700183
America truly is a dystopia. Feels good to be a superior Nordic European

[Anonymous No.29700417]

>>29700095
Marx invested in the stock market doe. I am a believing Marxist-Leninist and a stock market/crypto speculator

[Anonymous No.29700424]

>>29700265
We are dying out then, is this your wish?
Post nose

[Anonymous No.29700549]

>>29700199
>>29700275
>>29700377
>I'm anonymously edgy on the internet because people bullied me in high school

[Anonymous No.29700621]

>>29700245
>restauarnt manager

damn, this is pretty much a top off job, you will never do better than this mane

[Anonymous No.29700640]

>>29695828
The ultimate wagie slayer 1.0

[Anonymous No.29700682]

>>29700549
> humanity should suffer because dumb people might feel bad if they got what they deserved
Found the person who got bullied in school

[Anonymous No.29700844]

>>29700682
You're probably one of the dumb people though. Tell me: which books have you read in the past year?

[Anonymous No.29700880]

>>29695828
>workers watched helplessly

[Anonymous No.29700891]

>>29696287
It was hard making it a nigger

[Anonymous No.29700923]

>>29695471

Meanwhile in India

[Anonymous No.29700988]

>>29691446
You gotta love how they put googly eyes on it to make it look more “friendly”.

[Anonymous No.29700989]

>>29693583
BEEP PLEASE PICK IP GARBAGE

[Anonymous No.29701055]

>>29697896
That's a chef's spit guard though. They're supposed to go on that way.
Covid is a scam for retards.

[Anonymous No.29701057]

>>29699516
Most of the jobs being made fun of here are the bottom of the barrel jobs like working in food service or at a grocery store. Some white-collar jobs might be soul crushingly boring but at least you get paid better than working at Burger King. Also, does humiliating and/or boring work all of a sudden not exist under Communism?

[Anonymous No.29701081]

>>29700844
>reading books = intelligence
110 IQ

[Anonymous No.29701146]

>>29700989
not cool

[Anonymous No.29701156]

>>29697982
>>29698967
Gotta love January-February 2020 when they were saying masks don't work and the virus would never happen. I was on COVID since the middle of Jan 2020 and so far I know 3 people who laughed it off then but are now schizophrenically afraid of it and act as if they always believed in it. I stand here thunderstruck

[Anonymous No.29701222]

>>29691446
I am on $10/hr at Kohls.
Get on my level.

[Anonymous No.29701298]

>>29701081
There you go

[Anonymous No.29701314]

[Anonymous No.29701327]

>>29701146
Less trash to deal with on the streets

[Anonymous No.29701332]

>>29701156
Imagine actually believing in (((covid 19))) lmao. Fucking hell. How do these people exist?

[Anonymous No.29701338]

>>29696877
kekekekekekekekek

[Anonymous No.29701353]

>>29700923
This can't be real. He must be mentally ill, right?
No normal human would ever even think of this without gagging, right?

[Anonymous No.29701358]

>>29691446
I don’t wagecuck anymore but I honestly miss it a lot. Very carefree and dumb wagies are pretty fun to hang around with, but only if no one gives a fuck.

[Anonymous No.29701387]

>>29700923

[Anonymous No.29701389]

>>29700989
kek

[Anonymous No.29701420]

[Anonymous No.29701483]

>>29701156
I'm the opposite of your friends lol. I was getting kinda spooked (and excited) back in Jan 2020 but then it hit the states and I realized it was a nothing burger while all the normies that thought I was crazy, now still think I'm crazy for the opposite reason while they wear their double masks. Top kek fuck normies

[Anonymous No.29701484]

>>29698286
Where do I learn to know what’s bullshit and what’s feasible? I’m getting lost in whitepaper’s word salad.

[Anonymous No.29701488]

>>29699285
Europe is a paradise compared to the US when it comes to work ethics, don't ever feel bad about it

[Anonymous No.29701497]

>>29701156
You think that's bad I remember, "go out and hug an asian person to fight racism".

[Anonymous No.29701501]

>>29695829
It’s like an ironic art piece but real

[Anonymous No.29701561]

>>29701298
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G_factor_(psychometrics)
educate yourself

[Anonymous No.29701580]

>>29701387
cow piss made him /fit/. what a chad

[Anonymous No.29701600]

>>29694369
At least I only worked the night shift, everyone refuses to do the stupid dance then.

[Anonymous No.29701695]

>>29700844
uh ok let me see
Bloodlands by Tim Snyder
Island of lost maps
Salt- A world history
The pinball effect, james burke
LOTR, Silmarilion, currently on book 10 of history of middle earth
One up on wall street/beating the street by peter lynch
Meditations by Marcus Aurelius
Ignition
Autobiography of US Grant
Cathedral Forge and Waterwheel
Phantom Tollbooth (fuck you it's a good book)
several bryson books on audiotape while driving road trips
The serpent's coil / grey seas under
The alahambra and the kremlin (old travel book)
The Gun
all of Tintin
The art of execution
a bunch of old time-life science books that I can't remember the name of, fun seeing how much science has moved forward since the 80s
and a lot of random articles people here link
I'm not a smart person, but I'm not an animal. I don't spend all my money on phone bling and designer pants then complain that capitalism doesn't work because I have no money. I don't eat out every day. I don't drive around aimlessly then bitch that gas costs to much. The fact that you can't see how the average person is a dumb animal that has no conception of long term goals or self agency is pretty damning proof you're one of them. Stay mad

[Anonymous No.29701700]

>>29700549
Even commies basically came to believe that wagies were subhuman by the early 20th century. The concessions of Lenin and Gramsci which boil down to "intellectual vanguardism" imply that historical materialism would not be enough to bring about communism, because wagies are retarded cattle who don't understand that communism is in their best interest. Not to say that I believe in communism, but every form of neo-marxism believes that historical dialectics are not enough to produce communism (because the proletariat/wagies are retarded)

[Anonymous No.29701780]

>>29691751
Me too. Im in tears.

[Anonymous No.29701887]

>>29700132
if you'd love your kids, you'd want to set them up in a world where they can be happy

[Anonymous No.29701889]

>>29701488
But can you go in your backyard and shoot raccoons while drunk and yelling the n word? checkmate

[Anonymous No.29702017]

>>29701887
If I wanted my kids to be happy, I would move to the middle of nowhere and live off the grid.

[Anonymous No.29702020]

Bootin

[Anonymous No.29702027]

>>29697757
Count yourself lucky. You still have time to get in early-ish on alt season. Ignore ethereum for now, read up on binance smart chain for the time being. But get out before the end of the year back into ethereum.

[Anonymous No.29702056]

>>29701483
Yeah I was like that too. Last January my family and I were having a great time doomsday prepping for COVID while everyone else didn't believe in it. I remember showing them hot corona chan artwork in a grocery store parking lot after we loaded up on shit. By about May we stopped caring about it though kek

[Anonymous No.29702118]

>>29697982
> i actually bought one of these for my wife because her office requires masks and won't let her work from home even though she has diagnosed claustrophobia and can do her job from home
it's retarded but honestly being able to see faces and breath easily makes it slightly better than masks

[Anonymous No.29702136]

[Anonymous No.29702268]

>>29696893
PICK IT UP WAGIE

[Anonymous No.29702290]

>>29695828
this motherfucker knows exactly what he is doing. what a chad.

[Anonymous No.29702341]

>>29702118
It still looks extremely retarded

[Anonymous No.29702349]

>>29691446
I feel so bad for wagies man.
Fuck the mega corps and the oligarchs, it's not fair.
>tfw """""teleworking""""" doing overtime getting paid a total of 17 hours per day and only work 3 at most

[Anonymous No.29702501]

>>29700142
Orono comp student here. Can confirm mainers are absolute units

[Anonymous No.29702590]

>>29699516
Suicide. Now.

[Anonymous No.29702591]

Rest in Piece Wagie

[Anonymous No.29702596]

>>29701298
underrated haha

[Anonymous No.29702665]

>>29702341
indeed it does
> I can do my job from home
> every time I come in to the office I end up getting derailed by other people's projects and can't work on the stuff you pay me to do
> I can't get or spread the coof if I'm not here
> "no sorry we really need you to come in today, there's a teleconference"

[Anonymous No.29702754]

>>29699516
I'm a natsoc and I agree fuck (((capitalism)))

[Anonymous No.29702756]

>We NEED a living wage, we NEED $15 an hour
meanwhile...

[Anonymous No.29702848]

>>29702756
Um...
Whoever this is deserves to be poor.

[Anonymous No.29702853]

>>29695828
>>29691446
I'm loving the marty memes. Please keep them coming. Hopefully we can bring him into the biz character fold
>wagie marty
>bullish marty
>bearish marty
we just need one excellent hand drawn marty as a template

[Anonymous No.29702900]

>>29699516
You are quite the ostentatious. The idiocy and irony are almost perfectly balanced considering why and where you posted this. Tyvm room temp IQ overlord

[Anonymous No.29702908]

>>29702591
Jesus fucking christ....

[Anonymous No.29702940]

>>29694369
I'd rather be homeless addicted to heroin than to ever work in retail again.

[Anonymous No.29702959]

>>29702756
>500$ on youtube superchat
0 sympathy for wagies
go on try to give a wagie financial advise and watch how angry/dismissive they get.

[Anonymous No.29702972]

>>29696877
FUCKING KEK

[Anonymous No.29702981]

>willingly cleaning shit

[Anonymous No.29703033]

>>29702756
thats so fucking sad jesus

[Anonymous No.29703046]

>>29702940
This. I'll take my chances on the street over a life of wage cuckery

[Anonymous No.29703066]

>>29702756
who the fuck is he simping for and why is he so utterly retarded with his money?

[Anonymous No.29703067]

>>29702981
Only way I would ever consider cleaning shit for money is if I'm taking care of children or the elderly. How fucking low must you think of yourself to do a job like this.

[Anonymous No.29703087]

>>29699516
Because the current system is NOT capitalism and hasn't been for decades

Try to keep up, retard

[Anonymous No.29703118]

>>29702981
imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.29703272]

>>29695828
how can a robot be so BASED
KEK

[Anonymous No.29703349]

>>29696877
<3

[Anonymous No.29703410]

>>29696893
holy shit who the fuck came up with that

[Anonymous No.29703431]

>>29703066
He's donating to some vtuber. Just google the faggot's reddit name and you'll see the post.

[Anonymous No.29703456]

>>29702756
Yes you fucking kike.
We should be at $20 by now but you mentally-ill hoarders can't stop accumulating.
Who cares if there are people like pic related? There are so many more that need the help.

[Anonymous No.29703457]

>>29697367
lol sorry anon indeed

[Anonymous No.29703477]

>>29703410
>holy shit who the fuck came up with that
someone based who hates wagies

[Anonymous No.29703483]

>>29694369
I'd rather neck myself if I don't make it than be subjected to this

[Anonymous No.29703492]

>>29702756
> yay now everyone gets 15 an hour!
> what do you mean I'm only working 15 hours a week
> why does bread cost 10 bucks a loaf
> why won't anyone hire me, my associates in intersectional glaciology is totally valid, I only got fired from my last 3 jobs because they didn't understand that mercury in retrograde was bad for my hair and I had to stay home
Maybe I just won the wagie lottery but I literally walked into a local store 5 days after quiting speed with no degree in tattered clothes, told the interviewer I wanted to fix my life and get better clothes and would take any shift and any extra hours so I wouldn't be home alone, started in a weekend position filling in shifts whenever, and 3 years later I'm managing the store and have zero debt and make more than most of the people I knew in high school with degrees who work 2-3 part time jobs to pay off loans
like maybe if I had a life or enjoyed doing things I would be unhappy but it's basically a gym that pays me to work out and most of our customers are batshit insane backwoodsmen and nice little old ladies who tell me I look like their husbands back during the war and how happy I'll make my wife and they invite me to feed carrots to their horses after work and tell me stories about growing up before the freeway got built

[Anonymous No.29703523]

>>29702848

budget looks pretty balanced to me. someone send that man to congress.

[Anonymous No.29703526]

Anyone have the vocaroo saved where someone was screaming “OHHH HEDGIE” ?

[Anonymous No.29703581]

>>29703456
can't form a sentence without need or deserve

[Anonymous No.29703682]

>>29699744
I think I rather work with ED-209 than Marty.

[Anonymous No.29703700]

>>29703456

[Anonymous No.29703750]

>>29703492
sounds comfy anon

[Anonymous No.29703756]

>>29703456
seethe

[Anonymous No.29703800]

>>29703456
The people that need help, get help. You and people like picrel don't deserve anything.

[Anonymous No.29703813]

>>29700245
no. You'll start at the bottom and be forced to salarycuck until you make enough or save enough to live off your investment returns.

If you choose not to do this, you may be able to enjoy more "stuff"/consoom more but it's ultimately empty.

Your best bet is to use your degree to work & save, then figure out a way to parlay your savings into passive/semi-passive businesses.

[Anonymous No.29703927]

>>29703756
Ballzy move insulting someone who has a blank cheque on your card

All it takes is a wagie to enter TIP=$1000

[Anonymous No.29704015]

>>29701387
cow looking at him like, man i gotta charge more for this

[Anonymous No.29704096]

>>29703927
Then you can literally just do a chargeback and get the wagie fired.

[Anonymous No.29704150]

>>29703927
>charge back
>resturant gets nothing
>wagies has to foot the $49 in the end

[Anonymous No.29704172]

>>29696287
i would kill myself if it landed on cupcake

[Anonymous No.29704191]

>>29695828
>>29700640
for real ... hahahah lol

[Anonymous No.29704279]

>>29704172
>kill yourself
>not the corpo faggots

[Anonymous No.29704290]

>>29704172
Has anyone noticed the lack of wagie rage these days? 20 years ago it was well known that we would get a postal wagie every few weeks, now? nuthin. What happened?

[Anonymous No.29704294]

>>29703456
why do they need it? is it because of their own bad habits and addictions?

[Anonymous No.29704305]

>>29695869
At least your mom worked you ungrateful fuck, my unemployed dad forced me to get a job at 16 and stole literally 65% of my money. Working 7 hours a day after highschool amounted to the equivalent of getting a 10 dollar weekly allowance until I was able to move out at 18. He spent it all on weed and fast food.

[Anonymous No.29704361]

>>29700142
Currently in northern maine as well, and I couldn't be happier.

I lived in Portland ME up until just a few months ago, and the final straw was a homeless encampment right outside my apartment; police didn't do anything about it. I got attacked twice, didn't get hurt either time, but it was shocking.

That city is a hellhole right now; every other building on most streets is vacant. It looks unironically worst than Lewiston, both the COVID lockdown and pretentious hipsters that reside there destroyed that city forever.

We even had a bunch of antifa-wannabe's tried to set up their own little Chaz in Monument Square over the summer, it failed instantly due to all the homeless people there.

I miss the comfy life I had there, it was a great place just a few years ago.

[Anonymous No.29704377]

>>29704279
t.johnny
Rage against the machine, you sure are doing something! Good job little J.

[Anonymous No.29704380]

>>29704290
Normalization. Greater consequences.

[Anonymous No.29704393]

>>29704305
>65%
My bad. It was 95%. He literally took almost all of it every week.

[Anonymous No.29704405]

>>29703927
so you just report the charge to the bank to cancel it and press charges for fraud

[Anonymous No.29704445]

[Anonymous No.29704446]

>>29702591
>northern ontario
What else can you do out there? Up there the fast food places are are old people.

[Anonymous No.29704471]

>>29704290
Neoliberalism, it produced a generation of servile animals that reside themselves to wage slavery, all the while consuming worthless things to counteract their suffering.

[Anonymous No.29704472]

>>29698634
poverty

[Anonymous No.29704474]

>>29701353
This man is coping, probably makes 10 rupees a week in one of the most overpopulated 3rd world hell holes in the world. If the man wants to drink and bath in cow piss as he rapidly approaches his regions average life expectancy fuck it

[Anonymous No.29704566]

>>29700989
ayyy-yo, now we're meming boys.

[Anonymous No.29704567]

>>29703581
Good job licking that boot when they have extracted trillions from us while the inequality soars.

>29703700
Nice windmill, you'll get your (You) later.

>>29703756
Liberal-woke shit does nothing to me. Fuck the cultural left.

>>29703800
I got help and "made" it after being a piece of shit NEET all my life, but that is not everyone. I and everyone else claiming to make it are the minority. Stagnated wages, ceiling welfare, insurance up the ass, rising housing costs, rising educations costs, off-shoring jobs, automating jobs, etc. I can go on, it's very much against you.

>>29704294
Here we go again. Why do you people automatically go to bad habits and addictions so frequently? Do you realize that those are the minority? If you have a libertarian ideology for example, why are you concerned over what people do with their money? If they fuck it up with the help, then it's on them. Those that are struggling will get a huge breathing room instead of being submitted to wage slavery.

[Anonymous No.29704570]

>>29700891
the wagie wheel is truly just a display of humiliation. just being inside of wal marts depresses me enough i'd rather wipe ass at the old folks home than wage at wal mart

[Anonymous No.29704619]

What would be some good ideas to make wagies life even more insufferable? I'd like to devote some of my free time to make some good ideas into reality.

[Anonymous No.29704644]

>>29704361
Had a stepbro live in portland. It was so expensive he was rooming with 3 other people and they were all barely able to afford rent working wagie jobs while trying to get through Uni.
He told me how not only is there a massive homeless population, but on top of that a massive student-homeless population. Not just old drugged-up shiteaters, but once bright-and-hopeful, potentially worth-something kids that got fucked and can't find homes they can afford. They even have jobs or in some cases FAFSA but the prices are so high- and some places won't even let you rent if you can afford it because they don't allow people who haven't rented apartments before.

[Anonymous No.29704655]

>>29704567
You GOT help, exactly. I repeat, the people who need help get it. As in, they go get it.
Nobody deserves the kind of help you want to give them.

[Anonymous No.29704661]

[Anonymous No.29704683]

>>29704305
>>29704393
PPFFFT HAHAHAHHAAA, you deserve it because you're a weak fucking idiot who accepts anything.
Any rational intelligent courageous mammal would have killed his father to inherit the house, sell the house and then blow it off on 7 years of good life before he offed himself.

Life. Is. Not. Living
And it's weird how standardless you christian cucks are when you believe in 1 life. Normally if you have 1 life you should get even more pissed off that you're wasting it / idiots are pushing you around to waste it.

[Anonymous No.29704730]

>>29704377
listen if you're going to be mad and do something about it why kill yourself and go out like a wet fart

at LEAST do something interesting

[Anonymous No.29704731]

>>29698286
Jesus christ bigger, are you kidding?? Awesome work, feel like I'm late to the party, but here's to trying

[Anonymous No.29704746]

>>29704567

[Anonymous No.29704781]

>>29704661
The only wagies I can't pity are Chick-fil-wagies
They are not only getting the same deal as every other wagie, they are also working on their manners. And I think we can all agree that manners are everything. It's the perfect job for teens and young adults.

[Anonymous No.29704788]

>>29696877
IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[Anonymous No.29704813]

>>29700923
he chillin though

[Anonymous No.29704814]

>>29702501
Word I'm moving to Orono on Saturday, got some $cholarships coming my way. Should be fun going to college at 29 years old

[Anonymous No.29704840]

>>29698286
Why Metamask? It only supports ETH

[Anonymous No.29704868]

>>29704840
BSC

[Anonymous No.29704886]

>>29704730
>do a flip
Go fuck yourself. Why struggle even harder if you're intending to stop struggling in the fucking first place. Nothing you do will change anything. Reject the "muh effect on society" meme and embrace the individualist pill.

[Anonymous No.29704890]

>>29703456
Who the actual fuck are you calling a kike

[Anonymous No.29704908]

>>29696287
You can see he's holding back the pain from missing Rotisserie Chicken

[Anonymous No.29704938]

>>29702136
I was a cook and dishwasher at Roadhouse and remember the first time I saw this. How do front of house people live?

[Anonymous No.29705047]

>>29699516
These are wageslave jobs. There are other jobs that let you have dignity, but the wageslave jobs are explicitly frustrating and humiliating.
Even data entry is a lot more respectable.

[Anonymous No.29705066]

>>29701483
Goddamn brother are you me?? Lmao, I was full tin foil watching the welding-in-homes video, and people thought I was overdoing it. Now I think it's a joke, they're wearing the dog cones, and again I'm the weird one lmao

[Anonymous No.29705072]

>>29696287
Feel so bad for this guy. Should have gotten a week paid vacation. Absolutely pathetic one of the prizes is "Sat and Sun Weekend".

[Anonymous No.29705083]

>>29698946
what a story

[Anonymous No.29705122]

>>29701695
based but also whyd you try so hard? guy your talking to is silly

[Anonymous No.29705150]

>>29704886
who said it was about an effect on society, you'll be fucking dead, you don't care
I'm saying it's your one chance to break the mold of being a tard abiding by social conventions and just doing whatever the hell you want

[Anonymous No.29705168]

>>29705047
Data entry is a comfy job, brainlets need not apply.

[Anonymous No.29705189]

arbeit macht frei

[Anonymous No.29705264]

>>29705150
>you'll be fucking dead, you don't care
>I'm saying it's your one chance to break the mold

[Anonymous No.29705267]

[Anonymous No.29705299]

>>29704567
Go back

[Anonymous No.29705358]

>>29705066
Checked. Yeah, I guess the chinks fooled us. They just jumped on it to be more authoritarian and made it look worse than it was (like welding people in their homes that was top kek). Now its total clown world over a nothingburger. I have no words. All I can do is laugh at it all

[Anonymous No.29705405]

>>29700245
If you're going to teach math, then yes.

[Anonymous No.29705429]

>>29697335
Maybe it also discourages niggers from stealing, but they don’t want to advertise that because they will be accused of racism?

[Anonymous No.29705524]

>>29705358
>>29705066
>>29701483
>>29701156
>jan-feb 2020
Where are my niggas at. The ones who were being called conspiracy theorists in novermber 2019.

[Anonymous No.29705529]

>>29699516
Lmao the reason being a wagie is so pathetic is because of commie policies that have fucked the economy and any form of employment.
Don't blame capitalism for the shit you filthy kikes caused

[Anonymous No.29705576]

>>29699516
Fuck off communist shitskin

[Anonymous No.29705619]

>>29705529
This, wagies used to actually be able to negotiate their wages.

[Anonymous No.29705658]

>>29699516
kys commie

[Anonymous No.29705679]

>>29704567
>why are you concerned over what people do with their money?
because its coming out of my taxes you fucking pinko faggot, thats why. now tell me why i shouldnt be concerned where my stolen money goes.

[Anonymous No.29705711]

>>29696423
FUCKING THIS

[Anonymous No.29705731]

>>29696877
Topfuckingkek have mercy

[Anonymous No.29705745]

>>29700095>>29700249 >>29700250 >>29700417

[Anonymous No.29705799]

>>29702981
That’s an OSHA violation by the looks of it. Doubt wagie knows what that is though.

[Anonymous No.29705859]

>>29705168
Right? And you can write scripts to do your job, and then just chill in your suit and tie pretending to be an expert level business man
>b-but the boredom
The people who use this argument have forgotten what its like to to work a wageslave job, with garbage human beings for managers and duties consisting of scraping shit of toilet walls

[Anonymous No.29705932]

>>29699516
Communism is just like the current system, except instead of there being some upper, middle, and lower classes, instead everyone starves and dies together. Equity is a beautiful thing isnt it?

There is unrest in the forest
There is trouble with the trees
For the maples want more sunlight
And the oaks ignore their pleas
The trouble with the maples
And they're quite convinced they're right
They say the oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light
But the oaks can't help their feelings
If they like the way they're made
And they wonder why the maples
Can't be happy in their shade
There is trouble in the forest
And the creatures all have fled
As the maples scream "Oppression"
And the oaks just shake their heads
So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights
"The oaks are just too greedy
We will make them give us light"
Now there's no more oak oppression
For they passed a noble law
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet, axe, and saw

[Anonymous No.29705974]

>>29705122
i like books
cathdral forge and waterwheel is a really good book

[Anonymous No.29705976]

>>29704644
Yep, I made enough to rent a one bedroom by myself, but the studios there are still $900 minimum on any street that isn't a hellhole.

I didn't even know about the student homeless population, that's horribly sad.

I will never forgive the people who currently run the city, they ran it into the ground. There was a point in time where I could see myself living there forever. I've spent most of my life in Maine, but I've also been in many other cities. None have been quite as comfy as pre 2020 Portland has been.

[Anonymous No.29706096]

>>29701057
Not a commie, but no, wagie jobs in the soviet union were never as humiliating as in modern day america.

[Anonymous No.29706108]

>>29705932
cringe

[Anonymous No.29706155]

>>29699392
sounds like a recipe for the end of white people

[Anonymous No.29706178]

>>29706096
Correct, instead of just wagie jobs being humiliating, most jobs were..

[Anonymous No.29706237]

>>29704683
Holy shit you are one cringey fedora wearing fuck

[Anonymous No.29706265]

>>29705932
that's a good poem

[Anonymous No.29706277]

>>29701057
>Also, does humiliating and/or boring work all of a sudden not exist under Communism?

Capitalists want the most money possible any way possible. That's why you have Johnny blocking the picture, that's why you have roadside mascots & sign swingers(don't know the exact title)

[Anonymous No.29706387]

[Anonymous No.29706405]

>>29706277
Capitalists want the most money possible, so they don't treat their workers like shit.
What exactly makes you think the current situation in the US is capitalist, what with all the government regulation.

[Anonymous No.29706487]

>>29706178
Nobody had to sing, dance and smile for costumers.. and besides most of the shitty jobs were done by gulag prisoners.

[Anonymous No.29706490]

>>29703456
>we should be
*meanwhile at companies when a minimum wage regulation is implemented*
>oops sorry we can only afford 300 employees now instead of 500
>we have to lay you off now
>now hard feelings ;^)

[Anonymous No.29706559]

>>29706487
Yeah, the just had to sin, dance and smile for the state.

[Anonymous No.29706622]

>>29706387
Shit like this is my tip rate went from 20% to "round up to the nearest dollar if I don't have change on me"

[Anonymous No.29706665]

>>29706387
reminder that every US state requires employers to pay minimum wage if tips don't meet it, and more than half require them to pay minimum wage regardless of tips. serving staff are the most entitled people on earth

[Anonymous No.29706722]

>>29695828
I’m in fucking TEARS!

holy Jesus. The absolute state of wagecucks it’s so sad it’s funny.

The machines have truly taken over.

[Anonymous No.29706786]

>>29706108
Spotted the zoomer plebbiter
>>29706265
Written by the late, great Neil Peart. Its a Rush song.

[Anonymous No.29706816]

>>29696877

[Anonymous No.29706831]

>>29700989

[Anonymous No.29706890]

>>29696056
Wasn't it Baskin Robbins that did that?

[Anonymous No.29706932]

>>29700142
I cant post at work right now (BIW) because someone there cant stop saying nigger on /tv/.

[Anonymous No.29707048]

>>29706890
no coldstone has this bell thing you can ring and they all have to sing, when i worked at baskin robins in highschool they wouldnt even let us have a tip jar

[Anonymous No.29707062]

>>29706786
Oh don't worry, I get it.

Still fucking cringe as fuck to recite it in full to an unrelated /biz/ post

[Anonymous No.29707164]

>>29697982
Yeah well I'd rather be safe than sick

[Anonymous No.29707211]

>>29696287
the west is dead there's nothing left but bacteria's buffet

[Anonymous No.29707250]

>>29695828
this robot AI was designed by the CEO of Based department

[Anonymous No.29707273]

>>29706559
I'd rather be mining uranium in Butugychag, Siberia, than cleaning tables at McDonald's. Politics be damned, at least I could look in the mirror.

[Anonymous No.29707283]

>>29706387
Start an onlyfans Erica, literally not my problem to pay your rent

[Anonymous No.29707307]

>>29696893
HOLY FUCK poor wagies. Wagies on suicide watch now.

>>29701338
I want to kiss you

[Anonymous No.29707326]

>>29701889
The funny thing is that in most countries in Europe you can, they are not cucked as you think or not cucked at all compared to USA. It's just that amercans generally only hear about UK, which is cucked to the max right now.

[Anonymous No.29707396]

>>29707273
>I would rather be forced to do a bad thing than choose to do a bad thing
I mean...

[Anonymous No.29707408]

>>29705932
just like the current system except bad for everyone
ok
how is that better

[Anonymous No.29707473]

>>29707326
Americans know very well how based eastern europe is.

[Anonymous No.29707544]

>>29698967
fucking Celestial Dragons

[Anonymous No.29707751]

>>29697126
Haha we used to do retarded "team building exercises" at my job when I first started there but I think it was mostly because we thought it was a thing everyone was supposed to do. Had a couple good ones though, one time we went to a 300-degree cop/self defense training simulator place with gas powered light guns and shock belts. We also installed Far Cry on the dev PCs and called that team building a few times. Haven't done them in over 5 years though, I think people realized it was a complete waste of time and now everyone is waging from home anyway.

[Anonymous No.29707801]

What communist country has it better than the USA?

There are none. Communist countries are all shit tier.

[Anonymous No.29707825]

[Anonymous No.29707839]

>>29699516
In order for me to succeed others must fail.

[Anonymous No.29707849]

>>29707396
If I ever chose to do something bad, stupid and humiliating, I couldn't live with myself. If I was forced to do it, because I didn't toe the party line, then that would at least mean that I have a spine and a fucking soul

[Anonymous No.29707865]

>>29701695
>all of Tintin
Fucking based. Found a bunch of them online a while back, really loved it as a kid. Cigars of the Pharaoh was the bomb.

[Anonymous No.29707912]

>>29707849
So... you don't want to be able to choose?
Your line of thought is fucking crumbling dude.

[Anonymous No.29708010]

>>29707825
I feel bad for the fatty. You can tell he doesn't have much else other than that shit job in his life

[Anonymous No.29708028]

>>29707062
>le cringe
You have to go back.

[Anonymous No.29708061]

>>29703492
>batshit insane backwoodsmen and nice little old ladies who tell me I look like their husbands back during the war

yeah people shitting on wagies but I worked at a store selling airsoft guns and loved the people, felt like king shit, all the customers knew me and we'd shoot the shit. The cool people made up for the bad 1% by far. Then I quit over some bullshit, and I'm home alone all day with nothing to do feeling like a loser with no one to talk to. I make more on gov benefits but its not the same.

[Anonymous No.29708086]

>>29703927
nope, the wagie would have to pay the corrections from its pocket, even if its an accident
otherwise they'd just charge $2-3 to everyone and chill

[Anonymous No.29708098]

>>29697757

Literally all you need to do to make it is buy a 1000 ORN and stake it indefinitely for massive passive income

[Anonymous No.29708370]

>>29708098
how do i get in on this

[Anonymous No.29708751]

>>29704661
Is it just me or is anyone else here uncomfortable with the phrase “my pleasure”? To me, the word “pleasure” sounds inherently sexual.

[Anonymous No.29708831]

>>29708751
coombrain

[Anonymous No.29708845]

>>29707473
Don't even need to go to the east, I'm talking about Italy in my case. I'm not saying it's the perfect country or anyhting, it's a fundamentally old country past his prime where anybody aspiring for greatness is forced to emigrate by frustration. But, the more I see of other countries, the more I understand that if you learn the way to live here, you'll have a very happy and comfy life. I would need an essay to convey why and this is not the thread, but that's how it is imo.
Sadly, retards are pumping americanism more and more into the culture to the point we are beginning to import the faggotry too.