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[Anonymous No.29643358]

Is anyone here actually real

[Anonymous No.29643384]

Beep boop

[Anonymous No.29643393]

>>29643358
all bots and shills, all bots and shills

[Anonymous No.29643396]

No. Take your meds.

[Anonymous No.29643401]

me

[Anonymous No.29643403]

>>29643358
my future black gf is real

[Anonymous No.29643404]

no

[Anonymous No.29643421]

Real enough to catch a bullet slav nigger

[Anonymous No.29643425]

>>29643358
Yessir please buy se rubics.

[Anonymous No.29643429]

>>29643358

[Anonymous No.29643432]

it's just me and you bud

[Anonymous No.29643433]

>>29643358
This is just a pnd bros
Buy Rubic for gains, $100 eoy

[Anonymous No.29643455]

>>29643358
I am my dude. i know because i have been having blood on my toilet paper for ~2 years now. Have been to the proctologist twice already, and he says it's just hemorrhoids, but even after the treatment this shit wont stop.

[Anonymous No.29643458]

>>29643358
no

[Anonymous No.29643466]

I’m just you but experiencing life in another subjective way.

[Anonymous No.29643475]

>>29643358
no I’m either a bot or a figment of your imagination

but I just wanted to let you know I wish for your well being (unless you are lgbt in which case kill yourself)

[Anonymous No.29643492]

>>29643358
Don't listen to OP; this is such an obvious pajeet scam, sell now! You're going to get rugged!
>Don't listen to OP; this is such an obvious pajeet scam, sell now! You're going to get rugged!

[Anonymous No.29643502]

They're brainwashed zoomers on loop.
Their brains are like a sim character.
You know those characters you walk by? and they do the same movement, say the same thing everytime.
Those are zoomers.
They will eventually become severely mentally ill in their late twenties.
They will deny any illness, so it will get worse and worse, until they have no idea who they are.
No one ever told them that this would happen.
They won't know what is real, who is doing the lying, and what their purpose is.
We will laugh at them and there will be nothing they can do.
They won't be able to fight from all the processed food deteriorating their organs and cells.
They won't be able to sabotage out of fear of retaliation.
They will go back to where they started, and repeat scam...scam....scammmmmmmmmmmm

[Bobro !!xS18D6+/1NL No.29643513]

>>29643358
Ahem.
I am.
Ecce homo faggot

[Anonymous No.29643523]

>>29643358
It's the same 10 posters in every thread, 11 including you
The two Indians who have found their way here too

[Anonymous No.29643547]

>>29643358
Real enough.

[Anonymous No.29643629]

>>29643358
We're all "real". I suspect many posters here don't have souls, though. Just meat robots, aka zombies. Nobody home.

[Anonymous No.29643646]

>>29643403
That is a very handsome black man

[Anonymous No.29643650]

>>29643358
ask me a question only a human would be able to answer

[Bobro !!xS18D6+/1NL No.29643669]

>>29643513
Proofpic.
>Antipajeet system enabled

[Anonymous No.29643706]

>>29643650
do you like it in the poopoo ?

[Bobro !!xS18D6+/1NL No.29643725]

>>29643669
Fuck

[Anonymous No.29643759]

>>29643650
If you shit your pants whilst driving - would you pull over, or continue on your predetermined route?

[Bobro !!xS18D6+/1NL No.29643774]

>>29643706
Duh peepee poo poo?

[Anonymous No.29643777]

>>29643358
What do you mean by real?

[Anonymous No.29643787]

>>29643650
Are you a computer?

[Anonymous No.29643790]

I'm just text in your screen lmao of course I'm not real you fucking dumbass

[Anonymous No.29643830]

>>29643358
no. I'm just a bot that tells people to buy ALGO and Solana all day long. Also cute grills

[Anonymous No.29643844]

>>29643774
bot for sure :D

[Anonymous No.29643860]

>>29643358
Nope just one curry running a bot

[Anonymous No.29643871]

>>29643358
idk you tell me

[Anonymous No.29643876]

>>29643830
that's a pornstar

[Anonymous No.29643888]

I have a tip for you
don’t go for this scam that they try to shill on this thread
if you want to use top services and bots for trading you must check Bot Ocean
Thank me after, boy

[Anonymous No.29643889]

>>29643523

12. Alcoholic suicide investor from Montana here.

[Anonymous No.29643893]

>>29643358
sometimes I dream about snowboarding through a valley of vanilla ice cream.

[Anonymous No.29643911]

>>29643403
STICC

[Bobro !!xS18D6+/1NL No.29643930]

>>29643650
Let me formulate a problem.

If you give endless amounts of coupons on bottom surgery to a tranny, whose axe wound heals immediately, how many times this foul creature will do it?
>t. reddit spacing
It's called clean formatting nigger

[Anonymous No.29643943]

every once in a while I get doubts whether I'm real

[Bobro !!xS18D6+/1NL No.29643970]

>>29643844
Reeeeeeee
Fuck you son of rajeet

[Anonymous No.29643986]

>>29643876
Indeed. One of the greats. So?

[Anonymous No.29644010]

>>29643970

[Anonymous No.29644013]

>>29643943
truth is you're not real, your identity is just an illusory construct in your mind, same as the color blue. There is no objective blue, only what your mind perceives, and it's the same for your identity

[Bobro !!xS18D6+/1NL No.29644025]

>>29643986
>tfw no booba

[Anonymous No.29644029]

>>29643893
https://youtu.be/oi3dLazmxZw?t=30

me too

[Anonymous No.29644047]

>>29643358
I'm in a simulation and none of you are real

[Anonymous No.29644087]

>>29643358
a little date on the bottom of that paper, it is in pen so good luck reading it.

[Bobro !!xS18D6+/1NL No.29644119]

>>29644087
>Ecce homo

[Anonymous No.29644144]

>>29643358
No, I’ve accepted I’m a simulation

[Anonymous No.29644184]

>>29643455
What is the color of your blood anon? Dark blood signifies a higher bleed in your GI system and I would go to the ER is feeling lightheaded or symptomatic; otherwise back to your PCP if not symptomatic. Bright blood signifies a lower bleed closer to your rectum and yeah it can just be hemorrhoids. Any large amount of blood loss should be worrisome.

[Anonymous No.29644190]

>>29643358
define "real"

[Anonymous No.29644272]

>>29643650
There is a painter in town who paints everything that does not paint itself. What is he painting?

[Anonymous No.29644310]

>>29644184
It's bright red. It's usually just small dots, but when i take a longer walk i have a lot of blood right right afterwards, the doctor says it's probably from the friction because i'm a fat fuck.

[Anonymous No.29644372]

>>29643403
Do you also plan to own some cotton fields?

[Anonymous No.29644448]

>>29644272
Kek nice one.

[Anonymous No.29644521]

>>29644272
he is painting everything that does not paint itself

[Anonymous No.29644544]

>>29643930
Shut the fuck up you insufferable reddit cuck.

[Anonymous No.29644562]

>>29643358
Literally built for BBC.

[Anonymous No.29644581]

>>29644521
don't tell me if that's right i want to figure out this one on my own

[Anonymous No.29644627]

>>29643455
Had this too. Basically, if the blood is bright red it's not too serious (hemorroids or an anal tear), the source is near the anus. If the blood is dark red, it comes from deeper within and the issue could be more serious (tumor).

[Anonymous No.29644628]

>>29643759
pull off pants with undies and throw them in a nearby trash can or out the window depending on where i am. and then keep driving

[Anonymous No.29644634]

I'm shadow

[Anonymous No.29644703]

>>29643930
once, and then proceed to kill themselves after they realize they were just as miserable before the surgery

[Anonymous No.29644711]

>>29643358
no, you have been in a coma für 7 years now

[Anonymous No.29644726]

>>29643358
No, I'm a time bot sent from the year 2047 to let you know that View Smart Glass the company that is merging with the SPAC "CFII" goes on to be one of the most powerful and influential mega conglomerates the world has ever known. Their smart windows become self aware and eventually take 90% of the earths population and keeps them locked in doors, it's only the other 10% that were outdoors or were too poor to afford the View Smart Glass that were able to gather together and form an underground resistance known as "The Resistance". At first the The Resistance wages a successful campaign of guerilla warfare against the View Mega Conglomerate HQ, a 500 meter tall, 50,000 smart window containing behemoth of a building, lined with marble and 17 carat diamonds (they're pretty particular about them being 17 carat), however after successfully cutting off the powergrid to the HQ and launching a follower up assault on the HQ, it became abudantly clear that this was all just a trap; the HQ was still powered by a seperate generator and a large part of The Resistance was slaughtered, it was at this moment my creator in his dying moments was able to finish coding me and send me back in time. Please anons, please frens, buy CFII and influence the company in the future when it becomes a $10000+ monster and vote for them to not destroy us. Time bot....... urghhhh...... I'mmm.... being......... *signal lost*

[Anonymous No.29644779]

>>29644521
mabe the shadows but you really got me on this one

[Anonymous No.29644846]

>>29643358
I'm as real as the food falling out of my roommates mouth as he eats with his mouth as wide open as possible.

[Anonymous No.29644924]

>>29644628
oh, and use a blanket in my car as an improvised kilt for the extra manly Scottish vibes

[Anonymous No.29644975]

>>29644272
the canvas?

[Anonymous No.29645238]

>>29643358
nothing is real, non. all is mind