/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.29642496]

If this isn't what you're striving for, get the fuck off of /biz/ right now

we don't want you here

[Anonymous No.29642545]

>>29642496
I am just tired desu

[Anonymous No.29642586]

>>29642496
>having a kid
I'd rather shoot myself desu

[Anonymous No.29642587]

Taking care of my child while I Bogandoff the markets? I guess.

[Anonymous No.29642638]

>you will never be elon's baby

[Anonymous No.29642651]

>>29642496
AAVE holders be like "ok"

[Anonymous No.29642673]

I'm striving for this

[Anonymous No.29642701]

>>29642496
I'm on /biz/ to make money, why would I want to generate a being which, for 18 years, is effectively a financial black hole?

[Anonymous No.29642709]

That baby’s so ugly, even Bill Clinton wouldn’t fuck it.

[Anonymous No.29642741]

>>29642496
have baby, be on phone

[Anonymous No.29642754]

>>29642496
>If this isn't what you're striving for, get the fuck off of /biz/ right now
>we don't want you here
So striving to be the king of reddit basically? Fuck off. Can't wait until tsla crashes.

[Anonymous No.29642770]

>>29642496
I pull out everytime no whore is worthy of my seed

[Anonymous No.29642796]

Lets see you donate all your crypto to an orphanage then OP
"Muh children" kys

[Anonymous No.29642810]

>>29642701
Because have more money, then they're relatively cheap. Go poll parents, ask whether they regret it.

[Anonymous No.29642841]

>>29642701
>>29642651
>>29642586
>>29642545
/biz/ rules for life

>Health
Look at those chest muscles and clavices
>Wealth
Self explanatory
>Legacy
Companies and Children

Elon is the embodiment of these values // if you're trying to make money for the sake of just making money

son, it's over for you

[Anonymous No.29642855]

>>29642496
did he know Grimes would make such an adorable baby? We all wondered why he chose her but she yielded a Gerber baby.

[Anonymous No.29642986]

>>29642810
Having a child is inherently narcissistic, of course parents don't regret it. Anyone who dedicates nearly 2 decades towards raising a smaller version of themselves is obviously going to be happy with it
>>29642841
>Health
You are much healthier without children
>Wealth
You have much more money without children
>Legacy
faggot

[Anonymous No.29642987]

>>29642855
Genetically engineered babies have been around for a while

[Anonymous No.29643001]

>>29642841
Legacy is overrated I just want to be comfy and fuck hookers. Have fun changing shitty diapers though if that's how you wanna live your life.

[Anonymous No.29643026]

>>29642986
All statistics are against your fud.

[Anonymous No.29643047]

>>29642496
>ELON OMG ELON FUCKING MUSK
>HE'S LIKE IRONMAN GUYS, OH MY GOD HE'S ONE OF US
>AAAAAA I FUCKING LOVE ELON HE'S ONE OF THE GOOD GUYSSSSS AAAA ELON AND KEANU REEVES DOUBLE TEAMING ME IS MY DREAM AAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.29643070]

>>29642496

i can barely take care of myself anon. I just want to be a rich neet and to die in a car crash in my late 40s using my tesla auto pilot

[Anonymous No.29643108]

>>29643001
>Have fun changing shitty diapers
I've changed maybe 5 diapers since my baby was born 6 months ago. That's what wives are for.

[Anonymous No.29643111]

>>29642496

I'm striving for my ferrari and time alone. check'd

[Anonymous No.29643137]

>>29642673
Hope you've been on HRT since you were 13 anon, you don't get slender shoulders like that otherwise.

[Anonymous No.29643182]

>>29643108
That's 5 too many.

[Anonymous No.29643195]

>>29643137
keked

[Anonymous No.29643197]

>>29642496
>if you're not /pol/ you don't belong in /biz/
The goyim are getting uppity again

[Anonymous No.29643235]

>>29643182
lmao

[Anonymous No.29643246]

>>29643111

lmfao

[Anonymous No.29643272]

>>29642841
You will never make it. Those who make it do it because they love to see numbers go up, simple as

[Anonymous No.29643289]

my crypto will allow me to afford surrogate children who will then inherit my crypto fortune, nice try roasties, nice try jews, nice try /pol/ cucks

[Anonymous No.29643340]

>>29643111

casual.

[Anonymous No.29643382]

>>29642496
"Shut it down"

[Anonymous No.29643464]

>reddit thinks no can tell

[Anonymous No.29643586]

>>29642496
>"gf" in high school is a lonely nerd, no friends
>not even ugly, just the other nerd girls don't like her because she's really cruel
>she picks me as her beta orbiter and takes me to lunch constantly
>ask here how she has money
>she invests in bitcoin, whatever that is, and tries to explain to me
>stupid as shit, getting straight c's, don't understand
>think she's some evil genius who can make money appear
>she has me take her virginity since she says she trusts me
>in community college she writes my papers so that i have more time to pay attention to her
>if she wants me to take her to a shitty diner at 3 AM i'm up
>i start working shitty movie theater job and driving her around in my hand me down subaru my mom never got oil changes for
>she demands money for bitcoin every paycheck
>ok yes, i know you are smarter
>got married after she finished two degrees and i dropped from finishing one and joined the military
>she stays home watching charts all day
>i only come here for the memes and to try and understand what she's doing, i still don't understand
>she shows me the portfolio every increase to get me hype
>lost two babies but we really want one and i can provide even without her slinging shit tokens
>i send her graph memes to support her
>she surprised me with a bass guitar and a vacation from the crypto and says that i paid for everything because of the money i put into it

family and a wife and kids is the only thing that matters.

[Anonymous No.29643660]

>>29643586
Based?

[Anonymous No.29643683]

>>29643586

[Anonymous No.29643809]

>>29643586
I'm happy for you. Doubt I'll ever get anything close to that

[Anonymous No.29643875]

>>29642496
Imagine cockriding celebrities
gtfb2reddit

[Anonymous No.29643927]

>>29642496
sorry OP, the goyim know, we're not producing any more white slave cattle for you. enjoy your nigger filled world and good luck using the chinks like you used us lmao.

[Anonymous No.29643961]

>>29643586
>lost two babies
What do you mean???

[Anonymous No.29643987]

>>29643586

what weird particular larp fantasy, you really spent some time brewing that one up didnt you

[Anonymous No.29644022]

>>29643047
Kek

[Anonymous No.29644033]

>>29643961
shes barren

[Anonymous No.29644059]

>>29643875
nigga, I don't give a fuck about Elon. I think he's a bitch for not inhaling with Joe Rogan. I hate him, and his cult of personality.

But I love this photo. It makes me smile because he's doing exactly what we all want. Conducting monetary business/playing the game, while also taking care of her personal personal business

Has to be a balance of both, without one, the other is void. You can have the family without the money, but money helps keep the family happy. and the money don't mean shit after you get some of your childhood dream toys (cars, guns, other expensive/rare liquid assets)

I love the OP photo - it's so aesthetic. Guy is taking care of the business and the heir.

Legend

[Anonymous No.29644096]

>>29643961
she miscarried twice, really early though and the doctor says it's more common than most think
>>29644033
we thought so too, but tests all point to no

[Anonymous No.29644139]

>>29642986
>they're happy
Yes

[Anonymous No.29644210]

Uh oh the /pol/ invaders are here again.

[Anonymous No.29644220]

>>29644096
Yes it's getting more and more common, probably due to xenoestrogens and other hormone disruptors being everywhere in the modern world.

Not saying you should do this because she'll stop miscarrying, but you should really throw out all the plastic foodware anyways. Teflon skillets, plastic food containers, etc. The plasticware you heat up food with with are by far the worst.

[Anonymous No.29644303]

>>29643586
If not a larp thats pretty fucking lucky anon, hope you cherish those moments.

[Anonymous No.29644356]

>>29644220
>Teflon skillets
Teflon in paticular is pretty much the most harmless plastic as it is fairly inert. Not saying that plastics aren't harmful though

[Anonymous No.29644374]

>>29642496
that's a biological woman

[Anonymous No.29644405]

>>29643683
Ducks in a row. Doge. Thanks just bought 100K.

[Anonymous No.29644471]

>>29642496
is that Ecksay Etwelve?

[Anonymous No.29644520]

>>29642496
but i want this

[Anonymous No.29644564]

>>29642496
Where did you get this picture?

[Anonymous No.29644568]

>>29642841
Do you actually think Elon Musk looks fit?
You need to hit the fucking gym bro

[Anonymous No.29644611]

>>29642496
Go back to /pol/

[Anonymous No.29644666]

>>29642855
Spoiler: Babies are cute

[Anonymous No.29644707]

>>29644520
shit taste

[Anonymous No.29644773]

>>29644666
Ok Satan

[Anonymous No.29644836]

>>29644707
literal mutt, also shit taste

[Anonymous No.29644872]

You're not even from here, /pol/ refugee
Go back yourself

[Anonymous No.29644879]

>>29643961
They die mate. Just lost 2 girls at 22 weeks. It's hard continuing the species but someone white has to do it

[Anonymous No.29644914]

>>29644836
what about

can we agree?

[Anonymous No.29644955]

Absolutely no interest in having a kid, im helping the overgrowing population and my finances.

[Anonymous No.29644971]

>>29642586
Ahah traitor to your own ancestors that struggled through times to give you your life.
TLDR = faggit

[Anonymous No.29644991]

>>29642841
>legacy
you are delusional if you think your future relatives will remember you after the third generation. I couldn’t give a single fuck about my great-grandfather.

[Anonymous No.29644997]

>>29644872
nigga I've been a citizen of /g/ since 2010 and that was the board that /sci/, /3/, and /biz/ were born from.

shut the fuck up, don't try me

I 100% have dual citizenship with pol, but I
m banned from there/have a warrant there right now so I'm here until I'm unbanned

[Anonymous No.29645141]

>>29643586
Is she still really cruel?

[Anonymous No.29645359]

>>29642496
Having children with more than one woman should be a death penalty crime. Mixed families are not ok. He already has 5 kids from his ex-wife doesn't he? He shouldn't be having any more.

[Anonymous No.29645382]

>>29642496
I'd much rather be racing cars than wiping shit out off an ass and never sleeping

[Anonymous No.29645468]

>>29642810
They only say that it's a blessing because of social pressure. Parents are fucking miserable, especially in the first 5 years

[Anonymous No.29645474]

>>29644914
im fine with pic related

[Anonymous No.29645619]

>>29642496
>he doesn't want a peaceful comtemplative life , working his farmstead in the day, reading by the fire or to the sound of crickets in the evening.
ngmi

[Anonymous No.29645690]

>>29643586
If she lost children you’re not compatible. That’s just the way it is man. You’re kids likely will be fucked even if they survive. Just because you’re both white doesn’t mean phenotypes don’t matter.

[Anonymous No.29645736]

>be middle school manlet
>get bullied by three mexicans
>random big girl comes out of nowhere pushes leader into lockers and they scurry away
>spend rest of school year carrying her backpack and feeding her tomogatchi
>she uses my head as an armrest
When I make it I will finally get an amazon wife

[Anonymous No.29646102]

imagine growing up as elon musk's son
imagine that moment when he gets old enough to realize what it means that he is the son of a famous multi billionaire

[Anonymous No.29646111]

>>29643987
You can't possibly make that shit up man. If he did though, he should be working in hollywood (jk he can't cuz prolly not a kike).

[Anonymous No.29646140]

>>29642770
good man

[Anonymous No.29646259]

Bringing a kid into the current world just doesn't seem right to me imo. Maybe if things change in the next 5 to 10 years but looking at govs. world wide and the amount of retards screaming every election cycle, I don't see that happening.

[Anonymous No.29646635]

>>29646259
>yes goy it's much too dangerous to have children just go back to work and pay your taxes like a good goy

[Anonymous No.29646794]

>>29642841
sauce? i am hoping it is softcore porn but it might just be a 90's action.

[Anonymous No.29646819]

>>29646635
Yee but no, I don't let them live rent free in my head like the faggots here do. I have many reasons for not wanting kids at the moment with one of the main being the current country I live in being shit for whites.

[Anonymous No.29647212]

4chan is filled with low-test, low-ambition faggots with a narrow worldview and almost no self esteem.

They are easy prey for the "don't breed" propaganda.

I used to be the same, kind of got my act together in the last few years but I'm a bit older than ideal.

It's a fucking sad thing if someone hates themselves so much they don't think their genetics should have a place in the next level of this absurd game.

[Anonymous No.29647578]

>>29642496
anime and chicken tendies is all i need. i don't need some fag telling me what to do.

[Anonymous No.29648044]

>>29642496
SpaceX will drop a physical DOGE wallet on the actual moon.

That could actually really happen, elon doing a little secret troll where he puts a paper wallet that contains all funds in the leviathan wallet rockets and tosses it on the moon causing a massive green doge candle that will break all laws of physics and also creating atlantis tier myth launching a new gold fever era but this time with crypto on moon


Tesla's Supercomputer Dojo to use Doge
another theory is that elon musk wants to fork doge and airdrop his own tesla/mars/musk-coin

[Anonymous No.29648270]

>>29642841
>/biz/ rules for life
>values
I thought 4c and /biz/ is just about tendies.

WTF! I hate /biz/ now. Maybe I really do need to move to based reddit & WSB if 4c has "core values" now.

[Anonymous No.29648359]

>>29642673
she is too skinny for that ass

[Anonymous No.29648460]

>>29647212
Okay go back faggot.
Hitler did nothing wrong,
Fuck women and fuck Jews
>inb4 incel
>inb4 retard
Nigger, I’m happily married and have a girlfriend on the side, my networth is half a mill in crypto, precious metals and firearms. Most of the people here are better or more adjusted than I am and we
Just come here for the memes and to release our frustration on post modernism.
>gayddit
Retards pretending to be smart
>4chan
Smart people pretending to be retards

Lurk more before posting and go back to your shitty glowniggers site, here’s a ((you))