[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance


View post   

File: 1.41 MB, 1024x768, horseshoe-crab-blood-horseshoe-crab.org_.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29635378 No.29635378 [Reply] [Original]

>Tired of watching your shit-coin-of-the-month crab week after week?

Take the blue-blood pill and start farming hsc blood today

>$60,000/gallon

Horseshoe crabs are 244 million year old arthropods, and their blood contains Limulus amebocyte lysate (LAL), which is used for the detection of bacterial endotoxins in medical applications. Every medical device which comes into contact with human blood is required by the FDA to undergo and LAL assay. No synthetic alternative is currently approved, and there is none on the horizon.

>Right now, a shortage of hsc blood is one of the biggest bottlenecks in supply of corona virus vaccine

A single crab can yield 200-450ml of blood, with minimal metabolic effects to the animal. With the right conditions, their peak LAL/blood level density can be replenished in one week.

>A small farm of 150 crabs can yield 12 gallons/week

You do the math, demand has never been higher

>Helpful Literature
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/23659797_Blood_Collection_from_the_American_Horseshoe_Crab_Limulus_Polyphemus#:~:text=Blood%20is%20collected%20by%20direct,200%20%2D%20400%20mL%20of%20blood

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/229236190_Three_decades_of_horseshoe_crab_rearing_A_review_of_conditions_for_captive_growth_and_survival

https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.24.059816v1.full.pdf

>> No.29635457

>>29635378
what the fuck???? blue bloods???????????

>> No.29635479

>>29635378
Thanks just sold all my crabs.

>> No.29635528

>>29635378
how the fuck do you invest in horseshoe crab blood lol

>> No.29635548

I feel like you'd need have a super sterile setup to have medical practitioners to accept your basement made horseshoe crab blood.

>> No.29635558

>>29635378

Which exchanges trade blue crab blood?

>> No.29635575

>>29635528
go to the beach when no one is looking and steal some

>> No.29635593 [DELETED] 

>>29635378
What could the penalty be for goyim if one were to embark on such a mission?

>> No.29635624

Thanks anon. Just bought a bag of horseshoe crabs.

>> No.29635704
File: 27 KB, 500x375, 23a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29635704

>>29635378
ok what the fuck?

>> No.29635747

>>29635378
I wonder what the feasibility is to lease a Horseshoe Crab. I dont own one of these fancy farms, but I can catch a crab, lease it to one of these farms for a small amount of percentage as long as its alive.

>> No.29635796
File: 677 KB, 2400x1600, 1601919912264.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29635796

>> No.29635908

Now, how do you get horseshoe crabs exactly?

>> No.29635917

>modern medical science is 100% dependent on availability of horseshoe crabs

Real world is a meme.

>> No.29635953

>>29635796
They are pretty fucking cool.

>> No.29635956
File: 31 KB, 720x644, 2af305c004b189582ad1e8f435faad9e2c1059e23aa584d8cf266c94a3edae7b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29635956

just 10x longed horseshoe crabs

>> No.29636001

>>29635908

Forgot to put in op, but dynasty marine in FL is a reputable supplier.
https://dynastymarine.net/get-quote/

They're tolerant of a wide range of temperature/salinity. But their peak metabolism and food intake is at around 65F. Just get some 300 gallon stock tanks, a recirculating pump, some large aquarium heaters, a protein skimmer, and you're set. They aren't picky eaters, and will readily eat dry fish-food. Juveniles enjoy frozen blood worms.

>> No.29636044

>>29636001
Kek, do you farm horseshoe crab blood yourself? How the fuck did you come up with this idea? Good business?

>> No.29636067
File: 450 KB, 633x421, 1612776180963.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29636067

crab

>> No.29636077

>>29635378
I kinda want to take a sip just to see what it tastes like.

>> No.29636119

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28v13BCPfk0

>> No.29636260

Leveraged in 50x off my shrimp holdings. GMI.

>> No.29636384

>>29635378
Are you telling me those horseshoe crabs are alive? Jesus christ.

>> No.29636429
File: 1.30 MB, 1920x1594, schizophrenic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29636429

OP was posting this on /pol/ a few months ago. Most likely a schizophrenic of some sort.

>> No.29636444

>>29636119
>that dislike ratio

>> No.29636458

>>29635378
Better than mutant salmon

>> No.29636534

>>29636444
checked, asians have to eat everything that's edible.

>> No.29636538

I used to be obsessed with those as a kid

>> No.29636539
File: 220 KB, 280x199, 1611985431773.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29636539

>>29635575
Kek

>> No.29636611

>>29635378
Beyond race, beyond ethnicity, beyond all things, even the Jews, we deserve what we get. Humans deserve to die for what we do and what we have done.

>> No.29636829

>>29635378
I bet it tastes either like kool aid or blue peptobismol

>> No.29636901
File: 378 KB, 2138x1604, horseshoe-crab.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29636901

>>29635747
most of the blood supply comes from wild caught crabs, which are released after they are bled. However, the large companies often take too much blood (>30%) and have a very high post-release mortality.

This industry has really taken a toll on wild populations, (along which habitat destruction). And the gov is starting to regulate the capture more and more, which makes farming them more commercially feasible, and in my opinion, more ethical.

>>29636044
Yes, I'm a marine biologist, and was aware of the problems mentioned above. Decided to research it further a few years ago, and started a "proof of concept" farm. Recently I've been able to scale up and make it more commercially viable.

>>29636077
salty

>> No.29636918

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUNYPkroz18

cute

>> No.29637003

>>29635378
Crabs are incredibly costly to farm. Different salinities for each stage of micro/macroscopic life. Eat each other. Goodluck

>> No.29637030

>>29635378
Yea im aware. Every drug on earth ever made required this stuff. Hope a nobel peace prize goes to the man who saves these animals by inventing alternatives.

>> No.29637080

I'm not buying your HSC bags OP.

>> No.29637103

>>29636901
How do you convince the medical companies to buy from you? Or are they so desperate for this stuff they'll buy it from anyone with a jar?

>> No.29637156

>>29637030
I should say: every manufacturing suite is tested using swabs and LAL test. And every drug going into human blood is endotoxin tested.

>> No.29637223

Is this real?

Fuck man imagine being farmed for you blood

>> No.29637246

>>29636901
How hard is it to maintain one? Are they suitable for aquariums?

>> No.29637273

>>29636611
Based

>> No.29637320
File: 7 KB, 360x202, Eu31F6uVoAAJtJx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29637320

>>29635575
The elites don't want you to know this
but The crabs at the beach are free
you can take them home
I have 458 crabs

>> No.29637336

>>29637246

Have you ever seen one? I see them on the beach alot in florida. You would need a big and strong aquarium. That tail with destroy glass and hurt you. They can grow pretty big also...like knee high

>> No.29637366

>>29637223
Yea remember that next time you take an ambien because you cant sleep, this is what youre supporting. Through my career ive only worked for cancer companies and refuse to take the depression/benzo/whiny drugs i dont need because this is what youre supporting and so much more (plastics, human/beagle/monkey testing)

>> No.29637382

>>29637336
No never in my life really

>> No.29637436

>>29637366

Unbelievable cruelty right here fren. We need a better way asap

>> No.29637484

>>29636001
>https://dynastymarine.net/get-quote/

Don't make me email them, how much do these crabs go for?

>> No.29637513

>>29637382

They are fairly active and strong. Haul ass. You cant really grab them they will attack and hiss and spit on you so they would be miserable to farm

>> No.29637550

>>29637030
I think farming/ breeding them is an ethical alternative to exhausting wild populations, in the absence of that alternative. There was a synthetic product developed by the Russians, but it turned out to be unreliable and expensive, and wasn't approved by FDA.

>>29637103
I got into contact with a commercial lab, and sent them samples. They were happy with the quality (high density of LAL). Most commercial bleeders water down their blood, or take blood from weak crabs with low LALs

>> No.29637596

>>29637484
All i can tell you is these are the industry experts and the people buying the blood
https://www.criver.com/products-services/qc-microbial-solutions/endotoxin-testing/lal-reagents-accessories?region=3611

>> No.29637602

>>29637436
These creatures don't even have brains anon. They have a bundle of nerves. These are some of the least evolved life forms on earth.

A horseshoe crab is about 5% as intelligent and aware as a pigeon.

>> No.29637678

>>29637436
The crabs will eat, and attempt to mate while being bled. They really don't seem to mind if you take 10-20%. You can remove the same amount from a human without them noticing.

>> No.29637690

I think I will move some of my shrimp out of their tanks and get some horseshoe crabs.

I watched some jewtube videos and they look like they whip their spikey tail at you and also make bubbles and spit them everywhere. It's like a pokemon.

>> No.29637750

>>29635378
Don’t know why, but this comes across as some kike shit that just doesn’t sit well with my spirit.

>> No.29637762

>>29637602
I raise clams, limpets, and sea hares too. All of them are more intelligent than the crabs lol

>> No.29637799

>>29635378
What's the make it stack

>> No.29637836

I do endotoxin/pyrogen testing with LAL kits practically every week at work. The fact that the global pharmaceutical industry is entirely dependent on horseshoe crabs is hilarious to me. If horseshoe crabs went extinct tomorrow 90% of medicines would cease production. You don't want someone dying from septic shock after they take their nyquil do you? The fucking evolutionary dead end stupid looking horseshoe crab... my god it's funny. It's a divine joke

>> No.29637854

>>29637799
Lol

>> No.29637876

>>29637750
Before this method was developed, they would test on rabbits, which would be injected with a culture from the device being tested. The rabbit would either die from sepsis, or survive and just be euthanized.

>> No.29637933

>>29637799
10 crab suicide

100 crab make it

1000 crab god tier

>> No.29637987
File: 49 KB, 640x848, 1600148605805.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29637987

$60k is FUD, I'm thinking $100k eoy. crab these digits

>> No.29637991

god i wish that was me

>> No.29638089

FUCK BROS I NEED SOME OF THESE CRABS ITS ALREADY MOONING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.29638235
File: 972 KB, 700x1300, 77945ae20d9ff235ffae7778ae1a1425.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29638235

I-I-I'M GONNA C-C-C-R-R-RAAAAABBBBBBBBB

>> No.29638281

>>29637750
Horseshoe crabs are some funky shit. Their blood is blue because it uses copper instead of iron to transport iron.
They adapted to be completely immune to infection by microbes and crabs that have basically been bitten in half are able to survive just fine.

>> No.29638352 [DELETED] 

>>29635378
how do i get in the horseshoe blood business

>> No.29638393

>>29635378
all those crabbos are gonna live right?

>> No.29638526

>>29638393
no crabs are sea niggers read up on how they are the bottom feeders of the ocean

>> No.29638549

http://prnt.sc/1068uw3

>> No.29638609

>>29637320
unbelievably based

>> No.29638619

>>29635378
how do you tap your crabs anon? do you use the method in the picture in OP? is there a trick to it?

>> No.29638627
File: 49 KB, 570x750, 1613681950966.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29638627

>>29635378
you sound like a chink

>> No.29638645

>>29637320
1k is make it crabstack

>> No.29638656

This kills the crab

>> No.29638664

that sounds pretty interesting, how much capital do i need to start a business like this?

>> No.29638815

>>29637320
kek

>> No.29638886

>>29637690
What shrimps do you hold anon? Cherry and Amano here.

>> No.29638917

>>29635378
i heared the horseshoe crabs are in their majority 98.2% muslims

i dont think its ethical to drink their blood as a christian

>> No.29638964

>>29635378
Too late, im all in on Tether /USDC.
Perfect crab coins.

>> No.29639257

>>29638964
>Tether
ngmi

>> No.29639320
File: 1.60 MB, 2048x1536, GettyImages-667760523.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29639320

>>29638619
I buy and install a patented portecath that is fastened to the top of the shell of the crab with a vetinarinay-epoxy, but you can use the method outined here:

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/23659797_Blood_Collection_from_the_American_Horseshoe_Crab_Limulus_Polyphemus#:~:text=Blood%20is%20collected%20by%20direct,200%20%2D%20400%20mL%20of%20blood.


I just pulled a stock google photo for the op. The crabs in that pic have their tails flipped underneath them, and a catheter placed in between the segments. Its not ideal, and leaves them prone to infection.

>> No.29639409

What are the margins on something like this? Fish farming usually has shit margins

>> No.29639469

>>29638886
Nice, I got some amanos in my 50 gallon planted betta tank. Their population has exploded recently.

>> No.29639500

>>29635378
BbbboringDAO

>> No.29640284

>>29639320
this is pretty cool OP, good luck! hope you make it

>> No.29640325

ITT: OP tries to trick suckers into holding his bags.

5 minutes of research would tell you retards that there IS a synthetic alternative to horseshoe blood. It hasn't been approved by burgerland yet but the industry is already in decline.

>> No.29640445

>>29637602
So they're like fetuses?

>> No.29640640

>>29637246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUNYPkroz18&loop=0

You could have one as a pet, this guys holding it in the palm of his hand at 4:40

>> No.29640826

>>29640325
recombinant Factor C (rFC) FUD is so 2018. Not FDA approved, not happening.

>> No.29640828
File: 136 KB, 500x422, Thousand Cubit Stare.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29640828

>>29635378
That's pretty fucked up, even by abattoir standards.

>> No.29640890
File: 277 KB, 800x800, dmd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29640890

>>29640828
Humans fucking suck man what kind of kike does this to another living creature.

>> No.29641105

>>29637336
I'm more astonished by the fact there are still these alien type creatures around and they are also fairly big.

>> No.29641161

>>29637320

I keked hard

>> No.29641186

>>29640890
HAHAHAHAA guess you still eat pork

>> No.29641212

>>29640828
>>29640890
>midwits have not problem eating factory farmed meat, but taking 15% of blood from an arthropod to save human lives is crossing the line.

I could drain 20% of your blood and you wouldn't even feel light-headed.

>> No.29641291

how do to tokenize this?

>> No.29641494
File: 24 KB, 263x309, 1443530419864.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29641494

>>29636119
>narrowed eyes subhuman
How did I know it before I even started the vid?
When are we nuking those fucking mongoloids?

>> No.29641572

>>29635378
they fear the indoor horse shoe crab farmer

>> No.29641634

>>29638645
I laughed

>> No.29641672

>>29636901
How do I invest in your zany scheme?

>> No.29641677

>>29641291
THIS is the question one should ask

>> No.29641724

this is cruel

>> No.29641746

>>29641291
JNT

>> No.29641827

>>29637836
So, what you're saying is that if we made those mfs go extinct we could effectively short the entire medical industry?

Bretty interdasting.

>> No.29641952

>>29636001
This sum bullshit
They apparently are impossible to keep in an aquaculture.

>> No.29642002

>>29641724
not much different to humans giving blood desu

>> No.29642094

>>29641291
Use CHX

>> No.29642157

>>29641952
>However, long-term efforts to husband adult HSCs have been largely unreported or unsuccessful for the last three decades (Carmichael and Brush, 2012). After 3–4 months of husbandry, research has indicated that hemolymph protein concentrations drop below reference ranges (3.4–11.8 mg/ml) and result in mortality, which is thought to be linked to nutritional deficiencies that give rise to panhypoproteinemia (Nolan and Smith, 2009).
https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fmars.2020.00153/full

How long have you been able to keep your crabs alive OP

>> No.29642342

>>29641186
>>29641212
That's killing the animal this is cutting into it and bleeding it torture/suffering real satanic npc shit

>> No.29642355

>>29635378

What the fuck OP I thought you were joking

>https://www.researchgate.net/publication/23659797_Blood_Collection_from_the_American_Horseshoe_Crab_Limulus_Polyphemus#:~:text=Blood%20is%20collected%20by%20direct,200%20%2D%20400%20mL%20of%20blood

>> No.29642492

>>29637320
/thread

>> No.29642526
File: 61 KB, 750x750, eb9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29642526

>>29637602
>These are some of the least evolved life forms on earth.

You don't understand. When you solve evolution, you stop adapting.
These niggas have been around for 445 million years, they have survived four fucking major extinction events.

>> No.29642602

>>29642157
OP better end his stupid LARP right here or post some proof that he's actually farming horseshoe crabs.

The numbers don't add up anyway. If horse shoe crab blood was actually traded at 60k/gallon then even a single crab would be about 700$ worth in blood alone.
Yet i can by one for about 30 dollars online. It does not make any sense

>> No.29642876
File: 83 KB, 581x640, 1613497384928.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29642876

>>29642526
>mfw high order nervous systems are a massive liability
should have longed low brain desu

>> No.29642901

>>29637223
Jews and Hollywood have been around for a while you know

>> No.29642910
File: 31 KB, 657x527, sad rppep.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29642910

>>29635378
y they cut them

>> No.29642958

>>29635575
wrinkle brain strategy right there

>> No.29642979

>>29642157

My oldest are 8-10 yeas old when wild caught, and have spent 18-24 months in captivity. I attribute their longevity to the saltwater well I use. (My facility is a stone's throw from the ocean). So not a recirculating system like most research aquaria use. I also supplement their diet with live polychaete worms and clams.

>> No.29643033

>>29642602
https://www.businessinsider.com/why-horseshoe-crab-blood-expensive-2018-8#:~:text=No%2C%20it's%20not%20the%20blue,makes%20costs%20%2460%2C000%20a%20gallon.

>> No.29643097

>>29637320
based

>> No.29643138
File: 39 KB, 702x528, 5d38692a4b260c49d7814a58a773725c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29643138

SANGRE AZUL!

This thread is for discussing BLOOD, a premier reflect token on BSC. Missed out on the other rugpulls? Get back in this one. BLOOD is now on an uptrend after last weekend's slump.

Website: https://bluehorseshoecrabblood.finance
Telegram: bluehorseshoecrabblood

244,000,000 max coin supply
1% tokens are burned and 1% tokens redistributed to holders from every transaction
Liquidity Pool key burned

NFTs are already live. Next NFT trivia drop at 1000 members in Telegram. CRAB farming coming soon. Join the fastest growing coin on BSC!

>> No.29643199

>>29639469

29 planted betta tank here. Ironically, my amanos have lived longer than most of my bettas.

>> No.29643202

>>29642342
Why? Because you still believe in jewish dietary laws? You're doing the same thing to mammals who are capable of reaching way higher states of conscioussness therefore suffer 1000x more just to EAT their flesh. You're not even curing any diseases, i.e. saving lives, you just torture and then eat them for YOUR OWN ENJOYMENT. Because there are literally a billion alternatives to meat rn and all of them are healthier.

>> No.29643349

>>29643033
Your dumb kikeinsider article prooves nothing.
post a pic of your horseshoe crab farm with time stamp ITT to proof you're not a fraud.
SAGE

>> No.29643445

>>29643202
Recommend me some good alternatives to meat, and what about the cliche "but animals eat other animals"?

Is it acceptable if i eat chicken or meat once in a while with a similar rate to how often lions or wild animals eat it?

>> No.29643476

Okay everyone no larping here, I have experience with these as well. They come up on the beach at night, sometimes you see small ones riding the back of big ones (mating) and often times the waves can knock them over. If they cant get upright with their tails, the seagulls est them alive in the morning and their empty shells litter the beach. They are harmless, I show my friends and put my fingers in their pincers all the time. Such a cool animal, and yes the blue blood thing is real. Some of them get HUGE they move as slow as a turtle and have eyes on top just like the pokemon Kabuto, like identical.

>> No.29643501

>>29635378
This is the reason i won't get vaccine. Shit is fucked.

>> No.29643563

>>29635378
this is some satanic kike nature-hating shit

literally just get rid of the medical industry if this is what is required

>> No.29643665

>>29635548
Just hire a grad medical lab technician

>> No.29643705

>>29643445
No, because you're not a fucking lion dumbass. Ironically, it would be more ethical, if you just harvested chicken and cows for their blood and drank that shit, because that wouldn't kill the fucking animal.

>> No.29643795

>>29635378
crab money printer brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>> No.29643796
File: 1.62 MB, 350x232, 1372904725774.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29643796

>>29637320

>> No.29643825
File: 189 KB, 375x250, bueno.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29643825

>>29636119

>> No.29643994

>>29642602
OP Is probably LARPing but as with many resources of biological origin, the cost of the finished product comes from processing and transportation.

You can buy a cow at a livestock market for much less than you can buy beef at the grocery store.

>> No.29644151

>>29638526
unironically true and red-pilled

>> No.29644153

>>29643138
It's literally bleeding right now

>> No.29644223

straight from wiki

The harvesting of horseshoe crab blood in the pharmaceutical industry is in decline. In 1986, Kyushu University researchers discovered that the same test could be achieved by using isolated Limulus clotting factor C (rFC), an enzyme found in LAL, as by using LAL itself.[48] Jeak Ling Ding, a National University of Singapore researcher, patented a process for manufacturing rFC; on 8 May 2003, synthetic isolated rFC made via her patented process became available for the first time.[49] Industry at first took little interest in the new product, however, as it was patent-encumbered, not yet approved by regulators, and sold by a single manufacturer, Lonza Group. In 2013, however, Hyglos GmbH also began manufacturing its own rFC product. This, combined with the acceptance of rFC by European regulators, the comparable cost between LAL and rFC, and support from Eli Lilly and Company, which has committed to use rFC in lieu of LAL, is projected to all but end the practice of blood harvesting from horseshoe crabs.[50]

buy in to these companies retards

>> No.29644237

>>29643994
Except for that with blood processing cost would still be close to zero.

If OP wasn't LARPing he could just disclose the real price of horseshoe crab blood.

>> No.29644457

>>29635558
kraken maybe Idk

>> No.29644482

Not an expert but extraction seems to be a highly manual process by trained people with special equipment in sterile facilities. With that kind of setup $720k a week can burn up pretty fast

>> No.29644552

>>29643501
very good, another legit reason to say no the jab, ethical animal rights grounds.

>> No.29644614

>>29643202
Why exaggerate so much? This is why nobody listens to you

>> No.29644647
File: 22 KB, 474x426, OIP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29644647

>>29643202
>there are literally a billion alternatives to meat rn

>> No.29644809

>>29644614
lmao where am i exaggerating?
cope
>>29644647
brainlet

>> No.29644881
File: 67 KB, 960x639, 1614215787973.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29644881

>>29641212
You couldn't drain 20% of my balls.
At any rate, just drop all pretenses and kill them cleanly, is my point.
>We needed anon's blood, but we aren't monsters, so we just kidnapped him and raped his ass with a drill for a bit. But we let him go afterwards, see?

>> No.29644885
File: 49 KB, 474x575, OIP.oaG9ftvFHQ8uR8stVMGuzwHaI_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29644885

>>29637320
Based department calling

>> No.29644947

What is the current circulating supply of HSC?

>> No.29644949

>>29635378
huge sell signal

>> No.29644951

Wen moon, tired of this crab market

>> No.29644994

>>29644809
lmao where am i exaggerating?
>>29643202
literally a billion

>> No.29645035

>>29643563
The goy awaken. Ive been warning of the pharma jew for a while

>> No.29645173
File: 69 KB, 646x687, 1595572259797.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29645173

>>29644153

>> No.29645182

>>29637602
Although "pain" or "fear" arent necessarily what the bug, crab, or tree feels, it still has sensors of "this is well and good" or "this is harmful and bad" -- trees move towards light, bugs screech and wither when attacked.

>> No.29645355

>>29644885
I can hear pubic hair rustling here

>> No.29645372

>>29644994
lmao where am i exaggerating?

>> No.29645550
File: 161 KB, 768x576, 1614237235855.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29645550

>>29637320
Same with ducks from the park. Elites dont realize i run a super profitable duck business. 0 cost to raise ducks as i just catch them and sell the eggs. Replace the old ducks with fresh ones from the park

>> No.29645772
File: 6 KB, 295x171, images (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29645772

>>29641827
Hmm very interdasting

>"Get the horseshoe crab killer on the line ive got his final job, activate horseshoe crab 17"

>> No.29645847

>>29643202
Malnourished vegan detected
https://youtu.be/Ybn93490tvk

>> No.29646107

>>29645847
malnourished carnivore detected

>> No.29646406
File: 244 KB, 543x475, 1603032952355.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29646406

BEADED HORSESHOE CRABS

>> No.29646512

>>29646107
nourished cumivore detected

>> No.29647035
File: 1.11 MB, 1080x1067, 1594713586762.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29647035

excellent thread. any way to optimally combine this with my ostrich farming ambitions?

>> No.29647051

>>29636918

super cool, thanks for this.

>> No.29647794

So, since OP has failed to deliver (as always) because he's a fucking faggot (as always), here's some cool stuff:
https://patents.justia.com/patent/5716834
It's the patent that describes the manufacturing of rFC, the cheaper alternative to LAL.
Just follow these steps and you will be a billionaire in no time.
No need to thank me.
Here's more from the guy:
https://patents.justia.com/inventor/jeak-ling-ding
have fun

>> No.29647880

>>29642979
OP i hope your mom dies in your sleep tonight.
I hope all your crabs get ass cancer and die as well.
kys

>> No.29648002

>>29635908
Mr Hands

>> No.29648017

>>29635457
copper is used instead of iron like in most other animals

>> No.29648070

>>29643138

I’ll buy if a coin is backed by a gallon of horseshoe crab blood.

>> No.29648122

>>29635378
This is like Bioshock but without the kiddies

>> No.29648283

>>29635378
HOLY SHIT THEYIR BLOOODD IS BLUE
BLUE

>> No.29648418
File: 90 KB, 500x501, A340B9E3-C5CD-4FF7-AD83-B726A3C00625.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29648418

>>29643202

>> No.29648477

>>29637223
Look up the blood contamination scandal. Something about blood taken from American prisoners being sold by some company in Israel to the UK NHS.

>> No.29648577
File: 327 KB, 640x358, AC6A9B3F-B592-4C2F-8773-1AE65BC8FA78.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29648577

No stop hurting my frens

>> No.29648635

>>29641212

Alright lets you strap you down and stick a needle in you to bleed you of your blood. You wont notice a thing bro lol

>> No.29648809
File: 129 KB, 900x770, apu noting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29648809

Back when I wanted to be a biologist, as a kid, I once saw a documentary about horseshoe crabs, and the blood farming gave me a big thunk. Who knew that I'd consider this again as an adult. How likely do you think it would be that they'd be willing to buy crab blood from a random crab-snatcher nobody?

>> No.29648826

>>29636611
Based and moral pilled

>> No.29648935

>>29637223
Animals kept in cages and farmed for their flesh we 100% deserve to die when the global warming finna wipes us out.

>> No.29648983

>>29643501
You're fucking retarded

>> No.29650093

best thread on /biz/

>> No.29650330

How can any one thread be so based

>> No.29651128

>>29637602
the scope of what you call intelligence is pretty narrow if most of our medicine is dependent on what you call unintelligent, and our very intelligent human brains can’t create synthetic alternatives kek

>> No.29651187

Incredible

>> No.29651975

>>29638645
50 is crab in a bucket stack

>> No.29652211
File: 42 KB, 680x352, newworldmap.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29652211

>even has in indian shitcrab version
looking forward to pajeet telegrams shilling based gigascrab

>> No.29652466

>>29635378
If an animal exists, humans will find a way to be dicks to it.

>> No.29652484
File: 103 KB, 1208x502, Thanks.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29652484

>>29635558
>>29635575
>>29635624
>>29637320
>>29635704
thanks, made my morning

>> No.29652830

>>29652211

Why does America naturally get so lucky when it comes to natural resources?

God dam it

>> No.29653334

>>29648935
I always had this question in my mind. If cows produce greenhouse gasses that have already been absorbed by the food they eat then the cycle should be a closed system and no extra greenhouse gasses are pumped to the atmosphere at the end of the day.

>> No.29653745

>>29635378
is there a coin for this

>> No.29653762

>>29642602
I have no source but I do remember hearing a couple of times through the years the horse shoe crab blood is pretty expensive. Maybe there's just not much competition in the market yet to set a more competitive price?

>> No.29653875

>>29646107
>malnourished carnivore
Oxymoron

>> No.29654386
File: 26 KB, 300x284, external-content.duckduckgo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29654386

>>29653745

>> No.29654470

>>29635378
This literally kills the crab

>> No.29654527

>>29648017
Sea animals you mean

>> No.29654547

>>29636901
This is all the DD I need.
I would like to purchase one stock of 'Marine Biologist proof of concept farm', do you accept crypto?

>> No.29654568

>>29652830
I live in RI and they constantly take over this one rock beach to mate/die

>> No.29655214

>>29636901
>Yes, I'm a marine biologist, and was aware of the problems mentioned above. Decided to research it further a few years ago, and started a "proof of concept" farm. Recently I've been able to scale up and make it more commercially viable
where in the world are you?
are you hiring?
serious question.

>> No.29655359

>>29637320
Hey Anon there's some very nice Men from FWC here who want to have a word with you

>> No.29655583

>>29643994
>>29653762
I've asked some Horseshoecrab blood sellers about prices, i'll post them here when they answer.

>> No.29655792
File: 96 KB, 612x612, 1FB85145-142E-4610-A486-470275A199DE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29655792

I’ve made tons of money on this so I guess it’s time the secret got out. You can find these at your local Hobby Lobby and grow your own

>> No.29656152

>>29639320
Who do you sell them to? Do you just call up a hospital and ask them if they want some crab blood?

>> No.29656868

>>29635378
I thought an artificial alternative was already in development.

>> No.29657484

>>29656868
apparently the government thinks it's not as close to the original yet

>> No.29658691

bump

>> No.29659280

>>29635378
That looks painful.

>> No.29659498

Time to diversify my shrimp farm into this.

>> No.29659777

>>29635796
The elite doesn’t want you to know this but the horseshoe crabs at the park are free. I have 458 crabs.

>> No.29659781

>>29635378
If it was that easy then the price wouldn't be so high.

>> No.29660342
File: 95 KB, 1200x812, thejewsfear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29660342

The jew fears the indoor horseshoe crab farmer

>> No.29660806

>>29660342
are they alive?

>> No.29660916

>>29635796
Is pic related normies after the great inflation of 2022?

>> No.29660985

>NOOOO NOT THE CRABERINOS
Are you faggots serious? These things don't even know what the fuck is going on.

>> No.29661078

>>29635378
You fucking lunatic, I heard about this years ago and I wanted to try it. But if you can get an operation going good luck to ya lmao

>> No.29661244

>>29635378
humans truly are evil

>> No.29661766

>>29635528
this is another one of those faggot farming ponzi schemes. in like a week or two there will be some crypto project about farming horseshoe crab milk and all investors will get rekd

>> No.29661835

>>29635378
this is not HUMANE faggot. reporting you to PETA FAGGOT.

>> No.29662492
File: 6 KB, 206x245, download.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29662492

>>29661244
>>29661835
I'm pretty sure they leave them, they only take a losable amt of blood and then release them back. Yeah it's fcked up, but it's also a literal crab.

>> No.29662619

>>29652484
you forgot the this one>>29635479
>>29635479
>>29635479
>>29635479

>> No.29662895

>>29654527
All animals? How many mammals, reptiles, or birds do you know of that use copper to move oxygen through the body?

>> No.29663122
File: 42 KB, 407x71, 2-cacodemon_1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
29663122

>>29637320
lol