STIMULUS

[Anonymous No.29635183]

>Stimulus checks of $1400 expected to be delivered in mid March.
Shill me what to drop $1400 on right now that will 2x by mid March

[Anonymous No.29635243]

Unironically doge. Wait if it hits .04 though.

[Anonymous No.29635295]

>>29635183
guns and ammo

[Anonymous No.29635326]

asko please i need to sell my bags

[Anonymous No.29635365]

>>29635183
Imagine being so poor you even qualify for this shit

[Anonymous No.29635398]

>>29635183
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. BUY STX. STACK. BLOCKSTACKS. FUCK

[Anonymous No.29635589]

>>29635183
>$1400
Why do they even bother at all?

[Anonymous No.29635692]

>>29635589
they don't think about it in terms of what $1400 is worth to individual people, they think about what printing $1 trillion stimulus will do to the economy as a whole

[Anonymous No.29635738]

>>29635692
>they think about what printing $1 trillion stimulus will do to the economy as a whole
This is bullish because a large chunk of it will go to crypto

[Anonymous No.29635897]

>>29635738
Yup. Tank the US economy, I'm tired of this clown country.

[Anonymous No.29635939]

>>29635183
>$1400
what happened to $2000?

[Anonymous No.29635962]

>>29635692
>hey don't think about it in terms of what $1400 is worth to individual people
There was something in their proposal though that they estimated 1400 would be enough to last the average individual until like June I think it was...

[Anonymous No.29635994]

>>29635183

There are people on this board who make less than 70k?

[Anonymous No.29636023]

>>29635994
on paper

[Anonymous No.29636024]

>>29635738
No it won't. "People" will spend it on bullshit like TVs, fried chicken, and malt liquor. Maybe jamal will buy 5 shares of doggy coin on his robinhood after all that.

[Anonymous No.29636042]

>>29635994
I make about 4k a year from my job which I am losing tomorrow.
Net worth is about 25k though.

[Anonymous No.29636049]

>>29635962
Lmao. People who actually need that money are gonna blow it on new Jordans and sheet

[Anonymous No.29636073]

>>29636024
pretty much. Most people who qualify for it will just blow it in on dumb shit and invest nothing.

[Anonymous No.29636075]

>>29635962
>3 whole months
>1400 dollars

These politicians disgust me. Yet they're likely the same one's who give themselves raises.

[Anonymous No.29636084]

>>29635183
Californians are getting a $600 stimulus check too.

[Anonymous No.29636089]

>cant keep shop open
>gets only like 2,000 dollars in the past year
are you burgers expected to eat grass to sustain or something?

[Anonymous No.29636120]

>>29635692
$1.9T and the people will see ~$500B of it. Where the fuck else is it going? If there are history books in the future we the people are going to look so absolutely cucked

[Anonymous No.29636121]

>>29635183
>5k tax return
>1.4k stimulus check
that's o much money to lose on gambling shitcoins, i can't wait

[Anonymous No.29636146]

>>29635939
When dems said if they won $2000 dollar checks would go out immediately, they meant you already got $600 of it

[Anonymous No.29636160]

>>29635295
Already have 3000 rounds each of the ammo i use cause buddy would leave some off the sale floor for me

[Anonymous No.29636165]

Just got out of jail y’all see dawgcoin doin a lil sumsum

[Anonymous No.29636194]

>>29636120
>Where the fuck else is it going?
gender programs in pakistan where politicians kids are on the board.

[Anonymous No.29636290]

>>29636024
>>29636073
You’re fucking retarded for thinking I’m talking about the 1400 chump changes. Do you honestly believe this is what pumped crypto last time? LOL

[Anonymous No.29636292]

>>29636160
Imagine not loading up when Obama was elected the first time.

[Anonymous No.29636300]

>>29635939
>>29635962
$1400 is supposed to easily pay people’s bills through June. Wagies just keep getting fucked KEK

[reply to this post or your mot(...) No.29636318]

>>29636075
seems like just yesterday they were talking about $20 gallons of milk

[Anonymous No.29636372]

>>29636120
>Where the fuck else is it going?
Crypto, stock market, mega corps, billionaires

[Anonymous No.29636386]

>>29636290
no you dum dum

[Anonymous No.29636426]

>>29635183
I would give my left nut to have a free $1400 jesus christ

[Anonymous No.29636431]

>>29636290
Uh no? And you're a fucking retard for thinking America Airlines is using their bailout on crypto.

[Anonymous No.29636449]

Buy a bot and snipe RTX 3060 cards.

[Anonymous No.29636465]

>>29635994
I make $200 a month anon..

[Anonymous No.29636522]

>>29635994
>>29635365
>the government doesn't think he's a poverty case
Why, anon? Did you forget to pretend to have a mental disorder to get NEEtbux so you could spend all day cryptoing and trading and working out and crossing tomatoes and chasing chubby 20-somethings and taking free online classes and shitposting? Doesn't sound fun, fren. No sir, not one bit.

>>29636023
devilish

[Anonymous No.29636528]

>>29636449
learn to code and make one yourself

[Anonymous No.29636540]

UMBR

Do this to get rich. Like yacht rich. See how I spelled yacht.... I spelled it like the rich people do.

[Anonymous No.29636597]

>>29636300
Im unemployed. Keep getting turned down on cause they want a lot for what little they offer or sketchy jobs that I bail on interviewing for. At this rate I'm probably not going to get a job.

Im literally stuck with either trying to succeed at stocks or staying poor. Homeless if it wasnt for my parents and the money i have saved up.

[Anonymous No.29636683]

>>29636522
Im desperate what do i for government neetbux?

[Anonymous No.29636708]

>>29636597
What kind of jobs/ pay rates offered? Location? Age and experience level? Education?

[Anonymous No.29636716]

wait it got passed?

[Anonymous No.29636781]

>>29636120
Just like the great depression generation looks cucked to us today. Willingly turned in their gold for pennies on its worth while sucking off FDR for his "warm congenial fireside chats" fucking retards

[Anonymous No.29636800]

>>29635939
Republicans killed the 2000$.

[Anonymous No.29636844]

>>29636800
Good goy

[Anonymous No.29636860]

>>29635183
No

[Anonymous No.29636889]

>>29636683
You need to get institutionalized. If you aren't kinda nuts to begin with, you're going to get caught and/or suffer the whole time you are in. Years ago I came across a thread where some fellow autist showed a dedicated plan to getting NEETbux and I followed it to the letter. Spent 3 months in a mental health facility pretending be a manicfag with crippling depression. I think the whole thing cost me the love of my life but I think it might have been worth it.

[Anonymous No.29636923]

>>29635183
California passed a state stimulus pack. To qualify you need to either earn less than 35k a year, or be an illegal immigrant. I wish I was joking about that second qualifier.

[Anonymous No.29636983]

>>29636800
kek. He bought the propaganda. Blame others to take eyes off what we are doing

[Anonymous No.29637107]

>>29636800

[Anonymous No.29637124]

>>29636923
Pretty based ngl.I’d rather be an illegal immigrant than deal with beheadings and children acid baths in mexico

[Anonymous No.29637128]

>>29636431
>that reading comp

[Anonymous No.29637155]

>>29636889
might get myself locked up. change it up a bit.

[Anonymous No.29637164]

>>29635365
I don't have to imagine at all

[Anonymous No.29637249]

>>29636800
>the other side of the coin did the bad thing! my side of the coin would've done the good thing!
god I hate goyim

[Anonymous No.29637327]

>>29635183
They say it's arriving in March. So you can expect it in about August.

[Anonymous No.29637469]

>>29637155
Willing turn yourself in for being suicidal. Don't straight up say you're going to blow your brains out, but hint at it.
>there's just no point
>i don't like waking up in the morning
>i hate being alive
They'll ask you how you might kill yourself, they're trying to see if you have actually considered it so say something like
>i heard jewellery cleaner is painless and quick
>i read on the internet a helium mask is a peaceful way to go
Point out to them your entire life is a mess because of crippling depression that destroys your exectuive functionality, but make it seem like you know nothing about psychology
>don't pay bills when you have the money
>never shower(you should stink to high heaven at the clinic)
>do not make eye contact
>dont shake hands but if you want to you should kind of recoil and then lightly grab their hand as if you are weak from starvation

Good luck, anon.

[Anonymous No.29637558]

>mid March
>Still no stimulus check
Fucking disgraceful.

[Anonymous No.29637609]

>>29635183
ITRM
PSTV
simple as

[Anonymous No.29637626]

>>29635365
As far as the government is concerned I have $500 to my name.

[Anonymous No.29637652]

>>29637626
wat

[Anonymous No.29637700]

if I didn't get the $600 one a couple months ago, I'll probably not get this one huh

[Anonymous No.29637739]

>>29636683
>>29636889
>>29637155
>>29637469
The only thing that stopped me from doing this was the fact that I didn't want to scare my grandparents. I'm the only person in the family that isn't a mentally insane crackhead, and I don't want them to think that I failed them just like everyone else did.

[Anonymous No.29637791]

>>29637469
if my GRT doesn't take me to the moon by christmas ima .exe this.

thanks anon

[Anonymous No.29637821]

>>29635183
all in bayhorse silver if it's still less than 0.50/share. if it's above that, all in FTM if it's less than 0.50/coin. if it's above that, kys.

[Anonymous No.29637921]

>>29637739
OH MY FUCKING GOD that's the thread!!! Thank you for saving this and posting it!

[Anonymous No.29638139]

>>29635183

bao.

xDai migration early March and baoswap alpha incoming...

https://gov.bao.finance/t/baoswap-alpha-testing/208

[Anonymous No.29638188]

>>29635183
Algo - stake it - hodl it - profit

[Anonymous No.29638223]

the way things are going, BOND will still be holding steady around 2 cents then. right after that, it might even go 10x.
that's what I'm waiting for

[Anonymous No.29638226]

>>29635183
I’m getting 7k cause i got hella keeeeeds

[Anonymous No.29638404]

>>29637124
All you do is bring the problems here. Spics are a real problem.

[Anonymous No.29638443]

>>29637739
>I'm the only person in the family that isn't a mentally insane crackhead
Proving this would have made you a shoe in for NEETbux when added to the rest of the performance. I told my docs muh daddy touched my no no place and my mommy wouldn't stop him.

[Anonymous No.29638559]

>>29636708
Range of office jobs. Entry level but never a promotion even if i qualify (not even an interview). Pay rate, min wage to as high as a few dollars more...this feels shameful. State is irrelavant as ilk willingly move if it meant i could get a job that has good pay while not cucking me. Age...let's put it this way I graduated years ago with a bachelors.

>>29636889
>Years ago I came across a thread where some fellow autist showed a dedicated plan to getting NEETbux
Was it a guide called Uncle Ruckus or something? Recall seeing something like it. How much do you get in neetbux monthly?

>>29637155
Kekd.

>>29637469
Well looks like id qualify just from personality alone (not suicidal but some of that behavior falls in line with how I act and gets picked up within a few weeks of meeting a person so i either get treated like a retard or disliked

>>29637739
Ahhh thats the guide i was talking about lol. Thx for posting it i found it funny the last time i saw it.

Hmm i see makes sense why you wouldnt riskit for the neetbux.

>>29637791
>ima .exe this
Lold

[Anonymous No.29638802]

>>29638559
Have you ever been offered one of those jobs and turned it down? Please tell me you didn’t buy the “you will make 50-60K out of college” meme

[Anonymous No.29638814]

>>29637739
>now if you done has a real problem which if you're a shut in you prob do even better
>real problem
>shut in
>prob do

Kekd. Reading this in a old southern black mans voice too.

[Anonymous No.29639051]

>>29638559
>1800/month and housing subsidy on top of that
I do work at a locally owned garden center my friend owns cuz its how I make friends and meet girls. Plus I'm obsessed with gardening so it gives me access to master gardener's brains, supplies, seeds/plants, etc. 3 days a week, 18 hours for 325 bucks under the table its more like I get paid to hang out at a gardening club.

[Anonymous No.29639066]

>>29636889
How did you profit from that?

[Anonymous No.29639182]

URUS, the Aurox trading terminal token

[Anonymous No.29639209]

>>29639066
see
>>29639051
>>29636522
My profit was time. Time is the most valuable thing in the universe, especially if you use it to improve yourself and your poortfolio. Don't waste your time, fren.

[Anonymous No.29639283]

>>29638139
Hoge and the other RFI clones will moon once it gets to xDai.
https://blockscout.com/poa/xdai/tokens/0xDfF7fcF6a86F7Dc86E7facECA502851f82a349A6/token-transfers

[Anonymous No.29639342]

>>29638802
>offered one of those jobs and turned it down
What jobs are you referring to. I never even been paid 40k.

>Please tell me you didn’t buy the “you will make 50-60K out of college” meme
I went to college but was humilated in a classroom when asked about what salary i expected straight out of college. Others were throwing out large numbers and here i was with a pittance that i believed was possible, i lied and added 10k on top of what i believed i could get to look less humiliated. My true number was kinda accurate i just didnt realize id be stuck at it years later.

>>29639051
Thats a decent amount of money. Are there issues with holding a job if youre on disability/ssi or whatever its called?

[Anonymous No.29639382]

>>29636889
>and/or suffer the whole time you are in.
Explain by suffer. I know some patients get a strange drug injected into them.

[Anonymous No.29639411]

>>29636290
I'm gonna get a crypto miner and a kilowatt of solar cells and make bank lel.

[Anonymous No.29639732]

>>29637626
At this point stimulus checks and education grants are 90% of my entire lifes income.

[Anonymous No.29639764]

>>29639342
>Are there issues with holding a job if youre on disability/ssi or whatever its called?
Its complicated but yeah you can kind of work depending on state, but if I got caught out of character at work I would not only lose my NEETbux but would be in legal trouble, probably. Thankfully my state doesn't have the money to have a dedicated team to investigate us all.
>>29639382
Imagine spending 3 months pretending to be insane 24/7. Always in character, all day, every day, surrounded by other crazy people who are trying to genuinely get better and you're there as an imposter. Unless you're a sociopath you're going to have a bad time. I gave my self tics and behaviours it took me a year to stop.

[Anonymous No.29640058]

>>29639382
>get a strange drug injected into them
Almost everybody got some kind of drugs but their wasn't like some across the board standard. And I only saw very, very few people getting some kind of injection. Actually maybe only saw that like three times and it was because of seizures n shiet

[Anonymous No.29640624]

>>29639764
>but if I got caught out of character at work I would not only lose my NEETbux but would be in legal trouble
That spooks me. Considering how many two faced people ive met who were solely looking to get you ub trouble rather than beibg being friend im certain someone in manahement would spill the beans about my "issue" and then sone employee taking it upon themself to look for discrepancies to report. I take it investing is a no no? Im trying to get rich from investments, no luck so far but get the feeling income from this will bar me.

>>29639764
>Imagine spending 3 months pretending to be insane 24/7. Always in character, all day, every day, surrounded by other crazy people who are trying to genuinely get better and you're there as an imposter. Unless you're a sociopath you're going to have a bad time. I gave my self tics and behaviours it took me a year to stop.
3 months...thats a long time. Have a fear of injections and being given medicine that will likely interact badly with me.

>>29640058
Odd ive seen some stuff with institutions in my state and they seem real bent on injecting people with some "medicine" dont recall the name.

[Anonymous No.29640623]

>>29636800
Stop listening to journalists

[Anonymous No.29640669]

>>29640624
Ugh so many spelling errors. You get the idea, probably

[Anonymous No.29641194]

>>29640624
You NEVER tell anyone about your NEETbux, ever. I don't trade stocks but I trade crypto with VPNs and such.

[Anonymous No.29642026]

Why not give $1 million to every american?
$1.9 trillion bill
300 million americans
$1 million for every american would equal to $300 million out of a $1.9 trillion stimulus bill.

[Anonymous No.29642628]

>>29642026
They always scream inflation but its a cop out imho. Id retire if i got a million as most of my desires dont cost money or cost very little for a great return (eg 9.99 video game that gives me hundreds of hours of entertainment).

[Anonymous No.29642864]

>>29636146
Exactly, 1200 dollars. As soon as they print that 900 dollars, you can take your 400 dollars to the store and buy 200 distress worth of groceries.

[Anonymous No.29642917]

>>29637626
based

[Anonymous No.29642949]

>>29635183
yoink gibs me dat

>unironically putting it into LTC and ETC

[Anonymous No.29643069]

>>29640058
they forced risperdal into one kid's arm when i was there and he started throwing tantrums about never wanting to take that shit again which probably just got him double dosed

[Anonymous No.29643150]

You know they're only going out to women and minorities this time, right?

[Anonymous No.29643293]

>>29643150
Hardest working dredges of society

[Anonymous No.29643312]

>>29635183
0xMonero

[Anonymous No.29643406]

>>29642026
Who would flip your burgers if they were all rich

[Anonymous No.29643490]

>Vote Democrat and we'll give you $2000 checks within a week of taking office!
>$2000? No no no you must be mistaken nobody ever said that, now get ready for your $1400 checks
>Look there's a lot going on in DC right now, we have to impeach a president who is out of office because some boomers broke a few windows in DC and we just don't have time to address your stimulus checks but don't worry we'll get them out in a couple weeks
>I swear you'll get your $800 checks we promised during the campaign in March as long as you're below the federal poverty line and a woman or POC or LGBTQAP+-

[Anonymous No.29643573]

>>29643312
nope. 0xmonero is still vaporware bullshit
just like the last hundred times you spammed it
stop trying to steal from people by lying to them about the capabilities of the project
https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoMoonShots/comments/i27fhk/0xmonero_summary_of_findings/
>>/biz/thread/S24750658#p24755504
another recent beatdown >>/biz/thread/S28670476
ANOTHER recent beatdown >>/biz/thread/S29537367

[Anonymous No.29643742]

>>29643490
>POC
Why don't more americans just lie about haveing native Indian blood in them to get diversity points?

[Anonymous No.29644851]

>>29636800
As a fellow primate, you DISGUST me

[Anonymous No.29644929]

>>29643150
>it!
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: veGfFFiZ) 02/25/21(Thu)06:36:07 No.29638139▶>>29639283
>>>29635183 (OP)
>bao.
>xDai migration early March and baoswap alpha incoming...
>https://gov.bao.finance/t/baoswap-alpha-testing/208

[Anonymous No.29645720]

>>29636120
imagine thinking they'll let jewry make it in the history books.