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The god protocol, the best lowcap dev in the space, synthetics backed by every imaginable asset (unlike SNX), on every imaginable chain. SUSHI, FTX, and recently ALGO all bent the knee to a 50m mcap. Are you smarter than them anon, do you "know better"? Good luck out there, kid.

>> No.29625054

>>29624951
unironically better than current logo

>> No.29625136

>>29624951
dang it baobby! quit dumping!

>> No.29625212
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>>29625054
>that'll be $60,000 please

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Just imagine all these big projects bending backwards seeking a partnership with a couple months old project. That tells u everything u need to know. I have only saw huge potential in 3 projects my entire crypto span. Xtz which I bought it at a dollar and matic which I bought at a penny and never sold a single one and now bao.

>> No.29625258

>>29624951
saved

>> No.29625286
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>>29624951
didn't Chico say yesterday that it looks like chainlink oracles are being used?

38 mins in:

https://youtu.be/xdCmAbhziyY?t=2300

>> No.29625305

Should I dump my 5 measly ETH on this one? Fuck ETH by the way.

>> No.29625351

I just need it to crab for 4 more days so I can unstake/unpool with low IL. But with my luck it'll shoot to .00400 on the 28th and then back down after the migration.

>> No.29625447

>>29625305
This is probably the lowest price you're ever gonna see it at from now on, up to you. Have you read https://docs.bao.finance/ yet?

>> No.29625534
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29625534

I don't know where else to post this. Last night, my wife and I were eating dinner at an upscale Chinese restaurant. You see, my wife had grown up poor and only ever experienced Chinese takeout. So I wanted to treat her to REAL Chinese food. Well, as the waitress arrived with a basket of baozi (包子) I heard the screeching of tires directly outside of the establishment. Immediately, two armed body guards kicked the door to the restaurant open and laid out a red carpet.

Outside was a Tesla Model X Crossover. From its automated doors, he came forth. The Baoman. Upon first glance, the waitress immediately dropped her basket, got on all fours, and pulled her panties aside, and began panting like a dog in heat. My wife, very confused, asked me if this was a normal occurrence at Chinese restaurants. I assured her, it wasn't, but began sweating as I knew an ill fate would befall me.

Baoman, with the calculated procession of a hawk diving into the fields for a tiny mouse, briskly walked over to my table. Before I could open my mouth to ask if I could help him with anything, he pulled out a steaming hot baozi (包子) from his back pocket and gently fed it to my wife without a word.

Bros, it hurts so much. She didn't even glance my way anymore. Once that baozi (包子) was in her mouth, I could see a bead of drool roll from the corner of her lips down her chin; her eyes locked onto his. I called out to her, asked if she needed my help with anything, but she was already engulphed in Baoman's allure. A spell had been placed on her that I knew I hadn't an iota of a chance to break. And so, I watch, in silence. My tears endlessly pouring from my eyes.

I watched as my wife, willingly, devoured the baozi (包子) from Baoman's hand, licking his palms to ingest every morsel. Immediately after, she rushed to unbutton his trousers and proceeded to orally pleasure his member. I had to leave the restaurant. As I walked out, Baoman's two body guards handed me a check for 1m Bao.

>> No.29625613

Polkadex hopes to solve the problem by introducing feeless transactions.

Low cap gem

>>>>>>polkadex.trade

>> No.29625822

ALL HAIL BAOMAN
WAGMI
BUY MORE BAO
HOLD. SWING TRADERS WILL BE CUT LOOSE.
THIS IS AN IQ TEST.

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29625893

am i gonna make it

>> No.29626250

>>29625893
no, why would you lock it. You ever hear that money now is worth more than money later?

>> No.29626418

>>29626250

are you some kind of moron who has no idea where the "locked" number comes from? because it looks a lot like you are

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>>29626250
? what the fuck else would I do with it, bypass the contract and have it all given to me immediately? If you're asking why I harvested, when they added pools a while ago they recommended it in case all the earned BAO would disappear

>> No.29626472

>>29625136
that bao ain't right

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>>29624951

>> No.29626625

>>29625286
Docs in bao mentions Chain link as the main oracles for bao synthetics

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>>29626625
>Docs in bao mentions Chain link as the main oracles for bao synthetics
yeee

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>>29625286
Yeah I saw that on chico too, everything is looking bullish with bao, but I thought he was going to add a new token for some chains.
>>29625534
>Baoman is dipping his fingers into everything
You could write soft porn, my wife would buy this full novels of this.

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>>29625286
Great fucking find. I got in BAO well before Chicos first video but hes doing great digging on BAO. Its much bigger than most know (which is a good thing!)

>> No.29627116

>>29626250
Smooth brained

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>>29626923
yeah apparently yetiswap, but he said after the fiasco not too long ago that he's waiting for more maturity in some of the other chains

>>29627017
>Its much bigger than most know (which is a good thing!)
makes me excited

>>29626923
fucking saved, based gif bro, ty hahaha

>> No.29627453

>>29627017
Where did you get this pic of me?

>> No.29627595

>>29625534
worth it for the 1m Bao

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>>29629122

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>>29629184

>> No.29629277

>>29625054
sadly this

>> No.29629290

>>29624951
everytime i see bao's new logo man i get such a weird uncanny valley

>> No.29629462

>>29625893
Yes, anon. Bento box stylee

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>>29626472

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>>29625893
>am i gonna make it
>>29629462

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29629749

I like BAO
I keep buying BAO
I want to make it

>> No.29629813

uhhhhh how do i buy bao in new york

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>>29629277
>$50,000 USD

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>>29630111
chekkked

>> No.29630398

>>29629260
>>29629184
Are you guys staying on Uni/Sushi and bridging or migrating to BaoSwap LP?

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>>29630398
plan on migrating to xdai (currently farming using uni (bao/eth) LPs
will probably create bao/xdai LPs and farm via baoswap on xdai

>> No.29630560

>>29630111
Even though the amount BAOman paid is memeable, he bought a shitload of BAO faces + future work and full rights. This all coming during NFT pumps and artfags having their 1 moment where they believe their gay work is worth something.

>> No.29630705

>>29625054
Why tf did they have to change it? The original was really good and cute in a not over the top sexual anime seal looking way.

>> No.29630951

>>29630705
because original artist wants more money and his name added onto site or some shit.

>> No.29631114

>>29626813
I thought bao was being suppressed

>> No.29631158

>>29629122
>>29629184
>>29629260
These are just what we need for newfags and the eventual normies who will inevitably fomo in at a 10x from here.

Also, good to see you 42! It's been a while. The fact that an OG marine like yourself is invested in BAO is bullish in itself.

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>>29629515
do you think I can farm 10m by the time it unlocks with those LP tokens?

>> No.29631201

>>29630509
bao/xdai on a new liquidity platform will rape your front and back in IP

>> No.29631266

I sold this garbage but I still have 10m locked in case this vaporware is ever worth anything some day.

>> No.29631327

If I unstake, does it automatically harvest pending bao?

>> No.29631411

>>29631201
Explain for brainlet

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>>29631185
>do you think I can farm 10m by the time it unlocks with those LP tokens?
not sure, the rate of return has been really great
I'm at almost a month and have made back 252% of my initial staked bao

>>29631158
the project is bullish

>> No.29631887

>>29631266
You are playing the game right. It is in the docs.

>> No.29632117

>>29626488
Hahaha this is perfect. This will kill biz

>> No.29632324

>>29631327
Yes

>> No.29632329

I have to pay withdrawl fees on all my pools, FML I'm never going too financially recover from this.

>> No.29633695

>>29632329
You went into a bunch of pools? Lots of them had pretty different apy, I just stuck with bao-eth which generally had the highest

>> No.29634835
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29634835

I've got a small bag, but I decided not to start farming because of reasons. When Baoswap drops, how much might I have to pay in gas if I just want to hold BAO and not provide liquidity?

I'd buy more now, but fuck these current fees

>> No.29634942

>>29624951
> A 24 y/o dev who has a non-programming related degree and 0 professional work experience in the field
> Same dev spends all his days policing his discord server

>> No.29634981

>>29630560
i really hate that particular face, though, and im very bullish on bao. it kind of sucks.

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>>29634835
You don't have to pay fees to just hold what you already have..

>> No.29635950

>>29624951
I have 165m locked. What can I expect from this shitcoin

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>>29635950
How does 165 dollars sound

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>>29634942
Hmm, anonymous sources told me so. Thanks for the totally accurate info bro, I'm selling my stack right nao!

>> No.29638302

I literally posted “GIMMIE FUEL GIMMIE FIRE GIMMIE THAT WHICH I DESIRE” when it was mooning and everyone was complaining about gas fees in the #MarkerDiscussion channel on discord and they muted me, of all people for one line that could have been spam, give me a fucking warning at least.

Then they kick me out of the group, I try to go back in but they kick me out again without even doing anything. I messaged the mod too but no response.

I’m still holding 4 mill bao tho but fuck that discord. Didn’t do nothin

>> No.29639364

>>29632324
dont lie

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVj6lW3V7Q0
AYO
GONNA RUG YOU LIKE I’M ALADDIN
PUTCHA CASH IN BEFORE BAO COMES A-CRASHIN’
“Milk me like a cow!”, NIGGAS KEEP UTTERIN’
I CHURN YOUR ETH LIKE BUTTER, LOW IQ NIGGAS CRYIN’
CAUSE THEY FELL FOR ANOTHER SCAMCOIN (ay we just got baoswap on xDai nigga come on!)
BAO TEAM ASSEMBLING, AND I KEEP TREMBLING
NIGGAS Do better ET AL. KEEP FUDDLING
I FUMBLE AND STUMBLE WHEN THEY BE COMING IN, CRUSHING EMPIRES
SKY CASTLES CRUMBLING
MY BODY START RUMBLING
LIVIN’ A DOUBLE LIFE; CAN’T CALL MYSELF A G
DUMPLING BALOON, BAO MAN, BAO BUBBLE P-
ANOTHER FUD ON AN IMAGEBOARD
DAMAGE CONTROL ON DISCORD
THIS AIN’T GONNA LAST FOREVER NIGGA
BEEN LIKE A MONTH yuh, WHAT UP?
(THE ABSOLUTE AND UNIRONIC STATE OF MY SCAM)

TOLD ‘EM EOY 1 BUCK, SCAM IT UP
FORTY-BILLION DOLLAR MARKETCAP LIES, EAT ‘EM UP!
I DREAM OF EIGHT FIGURES, WILL PULL THE RUG TO PICK IT UP
IF I GET DOXXED I’LL BE SHOT AND FUCK IT UP
BAD “BULLISH” FUDDERS MAKE ME LOSE MY LUNCH
BAD DISCORD BOTS MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE GIVE A FUCK
THIS GON HAVE LASTING BAGGAGE ON MY LIFE, MY BODY IN A TRUNK
CUFFS-A-DOUBLE-CLINK, OBJECTS-IN-MY-STINK
I SHOULD HAVE JUST WENT ALL-IN ON CHAINLINK
I’LL BE DEAD, OR LOCKED BEHIND SOME CHAIN LINKS
RUGPULL BEFORE MARCH 1ST (yuh!)

YEAH NIGGAS LIKE “show your source code bro, you trippin’”
WHITE PAPER SAY DIFFERENT, SAY HOT DAMN, THIS IS A SCAM
BE PATIENT, I SAID NOT FOR SPECULATION
NOW GIVE ME YOUR MONEY SO I CAN TAKE A VACATION
THEY HURT THEMSELVES, NIGGAS PAY ME FOR RECREATION
$500 GAS, BETTER HODL THROUGH THE RUGPULL (o no no no no no!!!!!!)
BETTER HIT THE GAS BEFORE SOMEONE FINDS ME
WHEN I GET DOXXED IN THE BITTER END
IF I DON’T STOP NOW THEN I’LL BE BAOTTER OFF
dead

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>>29640067
Retard

>> No.29641493

the fucking site is down

>> No.29641660

>>29641493
No it isn't, cloudflare is shitting itself

>> No.29641696

>>29641660
oh is it? I dont even know how to check these things, so many small things I need to know, thanks anon

>> No.29641831

>>29641696
https://prod-01.bao.finance/

This subdomain won't go through the CDN(cloudflare). Problems with a CDN are usually regional

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29641832

I'm just a humble farmer, tending to my BAO.

>> No.29643279

>>29641831
kangaroo island, maybe thats why. think ours is in brisbane

>> No.29643450

>>29624951
I'm almost 40. I don't have 3 years to see if this project succeeds or not to start getting paid for farmed bao. Especially now getting fucked by impermanent loss? yeah, no...
Cool project, but who has the time? And if it fails, cool you have a gorillion bajillion bao tokens unlocking a penny daily for 3 years, congratulations

>> No.29643869

>>29630560
You can't pay full rights for something you don't own. Disregarding the original, Ninty won't be happy with Pikachu face all over the place.

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29644032

xDai migration will bring a lot of momentum to the chain. Nobody uses xDai now, but it's better than BSC, just needs a killer app like Pankcakeswap for people to notice it.

>> No.29644100

>unlimited tokens
>whales farming the living shit out of it
Yeah, no.
I bought a while back, sold the top but never looking back at that dumpling.

>> No.29644110

>>29644032
BSC and xDai are infinitely inferior to Cardano

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>>29644110
Good thing Baoman wants to make a Baoswap on every single chain he can then, huh? Whenever Cardano gets it's mainnet up, let us know. We'll port over a Baoswap to it as well and drain all the liquidity from it. All Bao holders also own 10% of every exchange Baoman ports over to. xDai is just the beginning, then Avalanche, and then we decide what we attack next.

>> No.29644498

>>29644314
"we"
Are you a part of the team or just a deluded fanboy? Read my previous post, I said Bao is a good project, only that not many of us have patience or time to wait to reap the rewards (if they ever do come)

>> No.29644555

>>29625534
Based

>> No.29644618
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29644618

Anyone else not seeing anything on the site?

>> No.29644706

>>29644618
why the fuck do you have RBC tabs!?

>> No.29644749

>>29644706
>be on /biz/
>get scammed

>> No.29644781

>>29644498
It's a community project. We all vote to decide the direction of the platform.

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and just like that bao rugged

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>>29629122
>>29629184
>>29629260
y do you have it in three images dumbass

>> No.29645270

>>29645109
What are the costs associated with this if you are already farming? Should you go to Boa then from Uniswap? What would this cost if you have 125 uni LP tokens?

>> No.29645432

>>29644749
kek, if you saw my post answered above, its cloudfare, not bao itself

>> No.29645744

>>29645432
Cheers, scared I was getting jeeted.

>> No.29645880

>>29645270
the best thing to do is reduce your gas fee expenses on xdai

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>>29645109
Fixed it. Give this to newbs please

>> No.29647201

Buy the dip, faggot
>they said more and more
Then shill this shit on /biz/
>good I have bot ocean subscription and use algorithms for trading and low risks on DEX

>> No.29647395
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>>29644110
>Damnit, why am I not rich right now! Everything is someone else's fault because I'm not patient. Why did my girlfriend's bull leave us? Why is my liver destroyed by Oxy? It's all your fault I'm not rich right now! Why won't the gov pay for my college! Why why why!
>>29640067
Oh hey my indian bro. He who is a schizo sociopathic whackjob that's butthurt for no reason whatsoever, where would we be without you?

>> No.29649062

>>29647201
This is a long-term hold, it'll be in top 20 at some point. It might take a year or two to get there but it will get there.

>> No.29649455

How to buy and farm with AVAX?

>> No.29649898

Just bought a 10million bag.
i've been away from cripto as I was exploring south america these past months.
I'm not an early adopter unfortunatly but definitly i'm early to this project as product is not released yet.

I believe with this bag i'll explore Europe in a few months.
Thanks BaoMan, his team and members

>> No.29651291

>>29649898
You're welcome, apparently english is a new language for you. Since you have been in SA you probably need to reduce the worms inside your intestines and take some antibiotics and probably some worming pills that I would give to my 1st world cats, maybe "cripto" is a bit advanced for 3rd world trash. As I break your mom's back, please try not to call me Joe or Nigel, just sit back and watch...

>> No.29652957

>>29625534
Baosed

>> No.29654083 [DELETED] 

>>29649455
wrong forum bro, not gonna babysit from bao to avax

>> No.29654269

>>29649455
>grandpa is squatting illegally and is a meth-head
Oh sorry mistook you for cardano trash

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