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>search for GRST information
>Industry: Medical Care Facilities
>Full Time Employees: 2
>see company address
>pic related
Lol you are all getting scammed!

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>> No.29622199

You know what's actually for trannies? CRBP.

>> No.29622203
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i liked the stock
so i bought some today
but you called me a bobo
and said i was gay

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Bro.. you own 100 shares of X. You offer to sell someone the stock, at the strike price, at some point in the future. They pay you for the right to purchase your stock at the strike.
> you own DIS, you bought at $90
>You offer to sell your DIS, for $100, anytime between now and 4 months from now. But they have to pay you $5 to reserve the right to buy your DIS for this time period
>someone takes your offer, and pays you $5.
>you've made 5$ or, 5.5% on your $90
> Share price goes to $110, he takes your shares for $100
>you've locked in $10 from the sale of your stock + $5 premium. But you lose the upside of DIS going above $100.

>OR, over the next 4 months it drops to $85
> He doesn't buy your shares, because he can get them cheaper on the market.
>You keep his $5, and your shares.
>You write another contract, to collect more premium.

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Namefags kys, this is an Oil thread now

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Somebody explain this shit.

>> No.29622273

Nah we're still only at like a 60 at best. The thing is both are going off the charts at once.

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>> No.29622283

>Cathie liquidates winners to buy a shit load of TSLA yesterday
>then liquidates more of them to buy a shit load of WKHS today
This is more than just rebalancing. She is making these purchases during market hours. What the hell is she doing? She is selling winners to double down on weaker/losing plays.

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>mfw $29 buy-in

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CRBP bros how we feeling about the next two days? If anon the other day is to be believed they won't release results during the weekend.

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basedhorse gang reporting in

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>> No.29622331

More simply, it's a limit sell order of 100 shares with a premium. You set the limit sell and you get a premium for selling someone the OPTION to buy at that price.

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>MAXR earnings
>confirmed Legion is on schedule for September launch
>miss estimates
>go up anyways
>KTOS earnings tomorrow
Can I bat two for two?

>> No.29622351

First for ARKX

>> No.29622360

You still shouldn't buy GME. Nobody giving actual good advice with their conscience would recommend you buy GME.

>> No.29622364


Where do u follow milk mommy's repositionings in real time?

>> No.29622368

All the
>He doesn't know about round 2
posts were right after all.

>> No.29622370

she's probably on her period

>> No.29622371
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clack clack?

>> No.29622376

I am an alt-right chad what is the best investment for me to buy with 25k?

>> No.29622382

weve been saying the squeeze hasnt been squoze for weeks and now that its getting squoze niggas be lookin around like they had no idea it was coming

>> No.29622407
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>losing play
Aren't you no-TSLAs ever gonna get tired of being wrong?

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thanks for the skiing trip lol

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I showed a chubby black chick my $120 GAINZ and we banged while A Fistful Of Dollars played in the background.
Now I'm Snapchatting a chubby Mexican chick and plan on doing the same, except we're gonna watch For A Few Dollars More.

>> No.29622451

go make an oil general

>> No.29622455
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Nah fuck you. I won't fall for this fucking meme anymore. I work fucking harder at wfh then I ever did at the office because its convenient. 12 hour days, sometimes weekends. They cant fucking replace me easily if they wanted to. I will quit very fucking soon. Fuck them and fuck you. I won't let companies jerk me around just because "most people lost their job during covid be grateful for the shekels we throw you even if its underpaying you because most people don't make that kind of money"

Fuck you you drone.

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How long should I hold my SOXL?

Should I buy GUSH on the next dip and hold it?

>> No.29622488

Nobody has been talking about GME for weeks, you lying faggot.

>> No.29622489

Tell me what the next 300% pump is so i can throw 10k at it tell me now before it moons

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Whats the move penny man? I should have loaded more GRST. It was the only performer this week. Huge regrets over missing that train. I also have a crabbing stack of MJNE. You were right on DGTW and GRST. Loading up on WOGI and EGYF next

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>> No.29622500

What you have described, at least to me, is someone who is buying low and selling high

>> No.29622501

We haven't even had Q4 earnings or a share recall for a shareholder vote. It's just going to keep doing this every month.

>> No.29622503

Yeah, if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe that posters were saying GME would have many red days ion a row before the real squeeze. But I was here and I do remember that.

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I've been on hold with Fidelity for an hour

>use a real brokerage bro
>you can actually call them and get live customer service bro

>> No.29622529

no, buy SU and not a levered etf with decaying value

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shameless shill for myself
please for your own sake if you're going to watch it put it on 2x

>> No.29622539

They were, but they had their own containment thread.

>> No.29622548

Siemens. German company, with a storied history that you probably already know about. And their ticker is SIEGY.

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>> No.29622556

Another green day for me. another day of WFH getting paid to do nothing by my employer.. Got horny and my wife was still asleep this morning so I pulled up some Lindsey Lohan videos back when she was still hot before the drugs worked on her and jerked it to them.

>> No.29622557

imagine the smell

>> No.29622564

Probably next month. With the split, there’s a good chance that it goes up to $100 after. Or it crashes.

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Friendly reminder Utz for the slutz

>> No.29622576

So quit, dude, please. You sound like a horrible employee.

>> No.29622577
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I fucking hate selling stocks bros. I got memed into picking up PLTR at 33 bucks and that red piece of shit has haunted my portfolio for weeks but I know the instant I sell at a loss that dumb nigger stock will erupt

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I will make this thread an oil general

>> No.29622591

>decaying value
Sure looks like my line is going up tho

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>> No.29622630

Gonna buy even more calls today

>> No.29622642

Market will be blood red tomorrow. GME is up

>> No.29622649

pretty sure every single US broker is a pos with an outdated website. Scammy ass chink crypto exchanges that aren't even in english work better than Schwab

>> No.29622653

>calling your broker

>> No.29622656

>almost 6% up in AH
I bought a bit more UTZ but what the fuck

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Like cocobutter and pussy

>> No.29622658

DCA and wait?

>> No.29622664


>> No.29622666

Right there with you. Holding all the jewels.
plus several others

>> No.29622672

Why would it crash?

>> No.29622685


(pls bros I'm up 3k on the month but lost 11k fucking YESTERDAY)

>> No.29622693

I have no idea how SOXL would crash. Like, maybe if that black swan world ender happened, but other than that, there's no end to the amount of silicon needed

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Based, because FAFDM is the best in the trilogy, but watch it don't just have it run in the background

>> No.29622708

k nigger

>> No.29622710

Jesus christ im gonna FOMO into GME at 300 again arent im

>> No.29622711

It's 9:00 PM EST, they probably have a skeleton crew working and with GME mooning they are probably busy as fuck. Call in the morning when they are fully staffed.

>> No.29622712

Should I just go all in on cash and gold stocks? Nobody expects a crash anymore and new paradigm posting is everywhere. There are two threads on /biz/ right now of people quitting their day jobs to daytrade shitcoins.

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>> No.29622726

Yup, you been there

>> No.29622729

So is it time to buy Cathy's dip yet?

>> No.29622731

Not bad bro

>> No.29622732
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>> No.29622740

when it goes up you win big, when it goes down you lose big, when it goes sideways you lose

>> No.29622769

>portfolio over 60% crypto miners as bitcoin took a 15k dive
>bought SQQQ yesterday morning at the top
>sold my GME yesterday at 44 a share

I'm ngmi am I bros

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>> No.29622802

one sector will be massively green as GME bros move their profits into it, guess which sector

>> No.29622814

>when it goes up you win big
Have you been under a rock? SOXL only goes up and it's probably going to be that way for the rest of the year

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please /smg/

please do not buy GME or AMC

you are just going to get burned

>> No.29622824

im dumping at open tomorrow and waiting for the crash, then rinse repeat until we fleece redditors

>> No.29622825
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These hoes will never understand.

>> No.29622838

Stripper gf update

>> No.29622846

fuck off redditor

>> No.29622856

You dont even fucking work at a real job.. Ill quit as soon as I find another job I like.
>Sound like a horrible employee
What? Because I work 12 hour days and random ass calls whenever they need my help? Or because I'm complaining about them jamming every developer back into the office during a fucking pandemic when the end is very near anyways. Fuck you man.

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Any $RTP chads in here?

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>> No.29622873

Muting 2scoops was the best decision I ever made on /biz/. I'll open his posts sometimes to see what he says and not once has it been relevant to the market or anything other than a retarded waste of brain power.

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>> No.29622884

Absolutely. Wait and hope

>> No.29622886

Is Ennio Morricone good fucking music?

>> No.29622898

yes because soxl represents semiconductors which are under a huge supply squeeze so its returning 2-3x or whatever that, do you understand now?

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Are weekly covered calls free money? Thinking about doing this on ARKK

>> No.29622907

>niggas be lookin
is this Baltimore or smth

>> No.29622914
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>dilutes you to 0

>> No.29622937
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Get some EGYF immediately tomorrow. Load as much of it as you can afford. Be in it this week to be safe. Hold all 5 with me. I don't want anyone chasing EGYF it'll move too fast. Well done fren.

>> No.29622942

Because you complain to random people online about how much you hate your job, even though it's apparently pretty cushy. You're a waste of our time and energy just shut up.

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dips coming, aftermarket bros, time to buy.

>> No.29622950

Sell cash-secured puts in the 50-60 range until exercised then just hold for round 3.

>> No.29622960

jokes on you I've held both the entire time

>> No.29622963

If you got memed into buying a stock that you don’t really know or like, then do some research and find a stock that you do like for the right reasons and then sell your other stock. If you sell cause it’s red you are making an emotional decision. If you sell cause you found a stock you like more and need the money, then you are trading for a reason.

>> No.29622966

Providing a lightning rod to collect memes

>> No.29622968

Nice, Nickelback is my favorite band. :^)

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hes exiting . hes not happy everyone didnt buy into his shilling. i mean
>dude just trust me
should convince anyone and everyone. at least trannyhorse has some DD when he/she shills

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>Muting 2scoops was the best decision I ever made on /biz/. I'll open his posts sometimes to see what he says and not once has it been relevant to the market or anything other than a retarded waste of brain power.

>> No.29622991

GME puts at the open!

>> No.29622999

>threads will go back to hitting the bump limit in 10 minutes thanks to GME

>> No.29623005

Are we both trying to convince each other that SOXL is the tits? I'm already holding

>> No.29623009

Sell everything.
>Yes, sir. You have all the jewels. Praise Vishnu.

See >>29622175

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Anything from Italy is good fucking music my man.

>> No.29623024

Dude weed?

>> No.29623034


Got the Holy Trinity complete set.

Only GRST is moving up

Still down ~30% with DGTW and MJNE crabbing downwards
Penny anon, if you're reading this, when is the last 2 gonna move ?

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You forgot the best part, she actually bought the mutant fish!!!

>> No.29623047

Nah, im just extremely mad wfh meme is ending. Its fucking 4chan and wfh is a meme here. Fuck off, what are you even doing here?

>> No.29623052

hard agree, but unironically

>> No.29623059

damn, you really hate money

>> No.29623082

I do hate redditors

>> No.29623096

Exactly. It was nothing more than a PnD scheme that failed hard as fuck.

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good call

>> No.29623103

>What the hell is she doing?

She's taking "sell green, buy red" literally. It's like she has no experience investing.

>> No.29623106

>using boomer brokerage
Just use Webull

>> No.29623109
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I have a different problem but also never ever making it
>buy RYCEY at $1.44 with 100% conviction
>sell at 1.39 on first dip the next day
>buy LKCO at $0,7 with 100% conviction
>sell at 0,65 2 hours later
>today pic rel
last year I bought and sold ETH at $600 like 3 days apart
literally every trade I do this

>> No.29623115

no im just making boomer plays and warning you about the downsides of levered etfs

>> No.29623118

Emotional trading isn't good.

>> No.29623121

I fucking hope so. I keep getting close to breaking 5 figure hell, only to get ass raped right before I break it.
This game is rigged against me specifically. I fucking know it

>> No.29623138

He's not wrong

>> No.29623149

that's smart and you're right to but you're ngmi

>> No.29623151

All the shares say they're ADRs but no broker can find out where the originals are actually listed.

>> No.29623157

dude fuck off

>> No.29623158

I unironically love these videos and I love the podcast anon videos too.

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No, somebody explain THIS shit

>> No.29623166

I shaved my pubes over the toilet and the house keeper won't be here until Friday to clean it up. I hate using the upstairs bathroom. Why is life so hard?

>> No.29623172

Do you consider rare earth metals a commodity? Do you think their value and the share prices for rare earth mining companies would rise during high inflation?

>> No.29623175

LUL, i bought in like a retard at 16 but have used every paycheck to buy more at 5.5.
I'm averaging in the low 6 range.

I'm not holding these bags anymore, fuck all of you telling me to sell them at a loss and move on.

>> No.29623176

She did?

Should I buy more on Friday?

>> No.29623177

I don't think SOXL is going to have a downside for a while, but who knows. What's your best boomer play?

>> No.29623186

Wow I had fun shitposting and now I might actually make my money back too, I told you faggots I wouldn't sell even if Melvin put an actual gun to my head

>> No.29623207

Jesus must have told her to.

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why did you trust a man with a hairline like this?

>> No.29623230

Unironically nothing wrong with that strat jimmy

>> No.29623241
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How can i view a companies revenue, debt, divvies and all that stuff? What websites are good?

>> No.29623264

ive been in SU since 17usd and pumping it since mid december, im the reason we got oil anons now LOL

>> No.29623281

You fuck off

>> No.29623286

could end up imploding like DFEN

>> No.29623289

Cause he dresses in cool, /fa/, extreme sports clothes.

>> No.29623302

is that anri? i can't tell

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Fellow BILIchads did the earnings conference go well?

>> No.29623308

Theres like a million and one sites

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>> No.29623358

in what, SOXL exclusively? Is there anything else with enough volatility that still goes up long-term to be viable?

>> No.29623360
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Anon, It's consolidating nicely. The story on MJNE hasnt even been told yet. You should be adding if you can. Double up your stack on DGTW the world is sleeping on it. Trust me anon. It's not going to be very much longer on ALL 5 of these. Days not weeks anon, thats the best I can tell you. You are guaranteed huge gainz, just sit there and wait, and don't puss out when they start really moving. Add some EGYF stat

>> No.29623363

Bought 30 GME when it dipped under $40

I have more than doubled my investment today

Hoes mad

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>> No.29623378

Dystopian globalist hellscape big brother weapons grade propaganda company?

>> No.29623379

the investor page on the company's website
yahoo finance
your broker's research tools

>> No.29623388

Just because a stock crashed doesn't immediately mean it's a good buy when it has poor fundamentals.

>> No.29623396

you do realize Bezos is bald right?

>> No.29623398

*tips hat*
good day to you sirs
*adjust hat*
i believe
*point at faggot OP*
you owe
*point at chad self*
me an apology for calling me a retard for
*pull out my AMC certificate*
buying AMC stocks

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he's retarded bros

>> No.29623412

It could, but why though? I'd be more skeptical of something like SOXL if there wasn't a massive semiconductor shortage

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Here is what mommy Cathie was up to today.

>> No.29623434

Yup should browse /biz/ more the geniuses here have all the answers.

>> No.29623437

Am I balls deep in soxl with margin. Yes yes I am.

>> No.29623447

>17 years without profits
>Most of the cash comes from governments who are struggling economically and will stop making contracts
>0 fucks by funds on the DPO
>Literally the 200% pump was Robinhooders pumped and getting dumped for a straight month
>The whole point of the DPO was to sell their bags to the normies
>Not even a single contract for one important company
>Target prices are well above its current price
>It won't ever moon because 2 bilions shares will be public
>Institutions are not even a 15% of the shareholders

>> No.29623492

I'm starting to think he's not just autistic

>> No.29623500

She trades like me when i couldnt control my emotions

Oh right shes a woman

>> No.29623514

this bitch is literally retarded aint she

>> No.29623535

Next two days could be huge for CRBP but ive been saying it for weeks and feel drained at this point, yet we only have two more trading days in the month of Feb 2021 where CRBP should release their Lupus results on this page:https://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2/show/NCT03093402

>> No.29623568

Just autism, it can be utilized wisely like shorting the housing market. or retardedly like becoming the best at Super Smash Bros ala Mew2king.

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The virgin CIA spook CEO.

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>morgan stanley interns in full force posting PLTR fud
shut the fuck up retards

>> No.29623573

>Stripper gf update
I don’t even know wtf to do.

She punched herself in the head until her wrists were bruised on Saturday, if you missed that story.

My original plan was to break it off as soon as I got back and change out the locks on my apartment door (huge thanks to the anon that recommended that—it’s still a huge consideration for the moment shit takes another nosedive) but I’m now on the fence about that.

It’s obvious this shit isn’t going to work out long term, but what I’m on the fence about is whether just ripping the band-aid off right now and forcing her to figure shit out for herself immediately is the right thing to do

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Alright loading up on EGYF. Fuck I hope I get another GRST dip. God bless you penny baron

>> No.29623611

Damn Anri answered the call

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>> No.29623627

sec.gov assuming it's exchange traded

>> No.29623630
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>CRBP Feb 2021 7c

>> No.29623631

Stocks crash all the time and come back thats why buying the dip works so well. Buy stocks when they are on sale (red)

>> No.29623640

>being the best at Super smash bros
you take that back you fucking asshole

>> No.29623660

The market is emotional. It is why any kind of TA and DD works.

>> No.29623664

I have 42k for investing. Whats my best covered calls or cash covered puts options?

>> No.29623673

K, but I’m still better at money than you.

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are you shorting or just autistic?

>> No.29623676

The stocks she bought is more random that the stocks being shilled here.

>> No.29623692

Funny meme. Lol. I laughed because you posted a soijak picture next to text of an options contract. Lol. Hilarious. I laughed.

>> No.29623714

Are they in PDBC? There's your answer.

>> No.29623715

>Fidelity only gives iNiggers dark theme.
Fuck, it would have filtered more of them if it didn't have that.

>> No.29623718

Companies also go bankrupt all the time which is why catching falling knives is dangerous.

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I don't know what to say about this.

>> No.29623751

I have a feeling Burry was like this for many years after the 2008 crash

>> No.29623759

Guys I just thought of something.
If I sell covered calls 10% OTM to lower my cost basis I can spend a few dollars of the premium to buy 1 hedge contract 100% OTM.
That way in the off chance it mega squeezes I not only make max profit off the covered call but get a 10,000 bagger from the weekly.
This inspired by the guy I saw who turned $69 into $12k.

>> No.29623768

Save her anon

>> No.29623772

Too much attention is bad for autists

>> No.29623774

Fucking hilarious everyone. Look. He's trying to FUD people out of their CRBP positions by posting soijak pictures. I'm howling from laughter. Asshole. You will cost people millions. Idiot.

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Why are yall so opposed to investing in china? Do you hate money?

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I just bought more puts on TSLA

>> No.29623797

I’m stuck holding NIO bags from buying at 62.

I was down 7k on NIO but as of this close I’m down just 4K. Should I just cut my losses now or should I at least wait till earnings next Monday?

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>> No.29623811

>Missed out on GME the first time
>Now missed out on GME for a second time

>> No.29623835

>This inspired by the guy I saw who turned $69 into $12k.

What ticker?

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Checked. Bless you fren

>> No.29623852

I'm the Joker of ess em gee, I just want to watch the world burn

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>> No.29623867


yahoo finance is best desu, good for tracking portfolio too

companies will typically host their filings on their own websites, but if not you can use EDGAR on the SEC's websites. Can be a bit tl;dr

And research services are generally shit at predicting prices but ones like morningstar can at least give you a better idea of what you are actually buying and what the company does. Don't use them for ANY predictions though.

so proud /biz/ is finally asking how to research instead of buying biomed pnds

>> No.29623868

Sell it for EGYF

>> No.29623878

I'd recommend recording the audio of the break up since she's crazy. Just incase she tries pulling what my ex did.
>called the cops and tried to tell them I turned on the fireplace to "gas her". Cops took her side until I played the audio of her threatening to call the cops and lie.

>> No.29623879

Whens the last time a company with a stock went bankrupt

>> No.29623884

Fucking retards.


>> No.29623889

>Biden's Pen and Den
It's not even remotely funny because that makes no sense. Couldn't have even thought of
>Biden's Lend and Spend

>> No.29623901

Thats true. But you’re not supposed to blindly buy stock bc its big red, you wait for a stock you like to go red with the rest of the market and buy it.

>> No.29623909

Yeah I've seen your pasta before. Have you considered this is clown market though?

>> No.29623910

Surprisingly accurate

>> No.29623914

Thoughts on buying SOXL LEAPS?

i'm genuinely curious, is this a good strategy?

>> No.29623917

The trend seems to be sell right before earnings released. Lately it's definitely been buy the rumor sell the earnings. Except for twitter. That was the exception

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>> No.29623936

Don't worry watching them lose it all again will be entertaining AF

>> No.29623938

Dump her, she's damaged goods. The self-harm is literally her trying to manipulate you by eliciting sympathy.

Have some self-respect. You can get a much better woman than her, one, and she will burn you if you stick around too long, two.

>> No.29623941

Are we buying GameStop tomorrow ?

>> No.29623952

What‘s $RKT‘s fair value and why is it $1000 per share?

>> No.29623995

>"deep value"
>buys facebook

so yes she's a fucking idiot

>> No.29623996

Please - any thoughts on SOXL LEAPs? I am really thinking about all-inning

>> No.29623999

I'd say there's a good chance that the results get pushed back into Q3 or Q4. Feb 2021 was just an estimate, anyway.

>> No.29624005

Puts yeah

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never mind bro i think you're right.. insiders just dumped a whole massive bag again.. PLTRannies its over..

>> No.29624016

All I can say is , fuck somebody else, then decide if you still want her didn’t you lose you virginity to her ? I think you could do better unless stripping is your style

>> No.29624028

10,000 bagger from $0.10 premium wow
just hold the stock retard

>> No.29624041

Anon, I've been holding since 9. I think longterm this is a healthy pullback. Earnings will probably be good, maybe if you sell after the ramp up to get out before it dips after. I wouldn't be comfortable with 62 average, but you'll probably be fine longterm. I think nio will be 80+ if not 100 by eoy

>> No.29624043

>Have you considered this is clown market though?
that's why it went up to 37-40 the first time
maybe hype can give it another small pump but in the long run this is an absolutely overvalued shit stock

>> No.29624115

Leverage on leverage. Make it or die.

>> No.29624133

What does leverage on leverage mean?

>> No.29624154


>be me
>entered DGTW @ 0.0048
>entered MJNE @ 1.2286

Talk about being waaaay underwater

Not sure If I even wanna dump more into above to lower the my average cost per share

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>> No.29624161

JC Penny and Luckin Coffee were not that long ago

>> No.29624166


I don’t think ark funds are for you, boomer

>> No.29624179

In a few months shes either going to be outed as a retard or hailed as a stock market genius

>> No.29624181

>Save her anon
Thank you. That’s basically the dilemma.
That’s what I want to do.

After punching the shit out of her own skull, she expressed an interest in therapy, which is actually way cheaper per month than most of her beauty shit.
I’m not down with living with her while getting her explosive borderline anger.

She’s still in LA for a bit, and if she flakes on the therapy idea that she is somehow currently onboard with, I’m going to say she can’t live with me without seeing someone for the explosive anger shit (which is obviously borderline)

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Just dont fuck during the rape scene. Kino choice tho.

>> No.29624185

there‘s an anon here who does that, writes on those leaps, and uses the premium to buy diagonal spreads as a double down

it‘s a work of beauty

>> No.29624222

SOXL is already 3x-leveraged, so it's more volatile and thus it's riskier to add on even more leverage, but also potentially profitable.

>> No.29624238

>i can help her
thought you were smarter than that

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>> No.29624250

Does anyone have any call option suggestions?

>> No.29624270

No, just faggots and the ccp

>> No.29624279

Wirecard, last year.

>> No.29624291

Scoops... you're not going to save her. Stop playing Captain Save A Hoe.

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>> No.29624312

>I'd recommend recording the audio of the break up since she's crazy
That’s why I was planning on breaking up and changing the locks while she’s still in LA. She has a place to crash for a bit and I’m in a completely different state.

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all in rkt

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1 green day and all you faggots forgot

>> No.29624328

Fuck that, I got in today @69 and out @78. This shitshow is too toxic for me.

>> No.29624342

I'm thinking of buying a few OTM GME put contracts. Very unlikely for GME not to dump back to earth.

>> No.29624355

Yeah but then 'formerly trumps' wouldn't make sense because the first letters would be different

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>> No.29624369

No sorry I only hold SOXL I haven't tried options...

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give me a recklessly risky play that will help boot strap my portfolio. I want it to be like touching the hottest potato singular move but very profitable.

no meme shit just straight risk heat.

>> No.29624383

It's a 3x etf. And a call gives you leverage already. So it's leveraged calls on a leveraged etf.... Hence leverage... On leverage...

Be honest with yourself. If you actually like her. Help her through her mental health crisis. We all need a hand sometimes anon.

>> No.29624388

No, I mean SOXL options?

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>> No.29624414

literally rkt leaps

>> No.29624416

she just needs your support

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people on >reddit make me physically sick

>> No.29624468

Bullish if anything

>> No.29624469

Bro you already know the answer

>> No.29624479

Short GME.

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6 more days, sir.

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>> No.29624512

I didn't think THEY would allow it to happen again. I'll be damned.

>> No.29624552

remortgage and put all in GME

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>> No.29624570

OTM GME calls at open tomorrow, expiring friday

>> No.29624574

DCA anon. Impossible to lose with those 2 at those prices. If you had all 5 you'll always have 1 running every week and the others will catch up. Diversify if you can. Or just sit tight if you cant afford to. You'll be just fine, fren. I promise.

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>> No.29624590

How the fuck do you morons fall for a pajeet pump and dump?

>> No.29624593

GME calls or puts
Insane volatility driven by pure speculation: cant think of a more risky play than that atm

>> No.29624633

nice room heater

>> No.29624659

3/19 call @ 770

>> No.29624666

>options are risky
You have no one to blame but yourself.

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>> No.29624686

rob a bank anon

>> No.29624704

>stop browsing for a week
>CLFag got doxxed
God damn it slow down!!!!

>> No.29624705

I mean, compared to pennyshill's haunted stocks the pajeet tickers seem almost reasonable.

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this gif just sold for $6m, we in the wrong market


>> No.29624713

dont worry its cold in canada rn

>> No.29624723

this entire board is people falling for pajeet pump and dumps, it's just that usually happens in the form of shitcoins
might as well rename it to /pnd/

>> No.29624756

>The self-harm is literally her trying to manipulate you by eliciting sympathy.
That’s not a conscious attempt to manipulate, and probably not even an unconscious one. And it would not work if it was. I do volunteer work answering calls for the suicide prevention line. That’s the only reason why I didn’t dip out a month or two ago
>Have some self-respect. You can get a much better woman than her, one, and she will burn you if you stick around too long, two.
Thank you. It’s really rare to find a chick as conservative as me.
I guess that settles it that I’m not doing this long term, but she still is really solid for a short term because she’s fucking hot.
And also, she’s a stripper, so I’m basically forcing her onto the street if I kick her out. I could just kinda put that off until COVID ends

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>> No.29624768
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>drop 4k into an Oil stock with dividends.
>7 days after the Ex-dividend Date

>> No.29624782

That sounds terrible, why?

>> No.29624784


my experience in that one is.... volatile.
But over time I get steady gains

>> No.29624790

trust no ho

>> No.29624794

There was a lesson to be learned that wasn't learned. Instead all we got from THEM was lectures on how shorting is an important part of fair price exploration and a healthy financial system and they didn't do anything wrong.

>> No.29624798

I'll be watching this shitshow unfold from the sidelines with morbid curiosity

>> No.29624814

Where's youtube fag for our update

>> No.29624815

It's one thing that you fall for a PnD but a fucking literal pajeet shills CRBP, who tells you he's a pajeet and you continue to invest.


>> No.29624819

tell me more about your puts
I don't think I can afford tesla puts

>> No.29624825

I just bought a shit ton of calls for a couple of dollars. If they meme it back to $420 I'm rich.
Best advice I ever got was never underestimate the stupidity of man.

>> No.29624826

I'm going to start calling you Captain Save a Hoe

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>> No.29624839

>she's a stripper
Onlyfans exists... she'll be fine

>> No.29624850


>> No.29624878

This time around it's hedge fund vs. hedge fund. Retail is just along for the ride, but they'll take all the blame.

>> No.29624882
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that fat retard doxxed himself, because he's a retard

>> No.29624915
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Jesus told her too

>> No.29624920

Is ARKK worth looking at?

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>> No.29624940

Kek I got banned from that place for spamming his address.

>> No.29624943

Based rise anon

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grimes is selling art on that shitsite. how fucking poor does elon keep the mother of his child? ffs.

>> No.29624949

it's OK because the mutant fish stocks I bought @ 12 are going parabolic soon, I can feel it in my fins, and that will get my out of the CRBP hole and allow me to go all-in on BHS

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i said i wanted to slap the shit out of him and he posted his actual address

>> No.29624976

>i can help her
>thought you were smarter than that
Well, I am successfully setting boundaries with budgeting.
She does have books for studying real estate, which she is somewhat taking seriously.
I can just put off kicking her out until COVID is over

>> No.29624987

money laundering

>> No.29625000
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Don't save her
>She don't wanna be saved
Don't save her
>She don't wanna be saved

>> No.29625019

i wish i bought more shares
>t. 2000 shareslet

>> No.29625020

new thread soon?

>> No.29625023

Jesus. You buying fish and street shitter stocks is just something else.

>> No.29625026

she's just your run-of-the-mill /smg/ user

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>> No.29625035

You think retail. Was the ones. Buying millions of dollars worth of gamestop. Every 10 mins last time. I literally was watching 5mil and 8 mil buy orders come in every ten twenty mins. It was never retail. Retail might have started the hype. But I assure you they did nothing either time

>> No.29625040

So you’re an advocate for breaking it off and changing the locks tonight?

>> No.29625041

Vic is down 8% go back to the cave

>> No.29625052

>I have 2 of of the six new forms of currency and my Dad has 2 more

I might be okay.

>> No.29625066

nah we riden to 10

>> No.29625089

With options, you really don't want to plan on holding it to expiration. Buy it, hold for 2, 3, 6 days, then sell. When the shares split 15:1, it will probably get a decent boost. Sell when it pumps and don't be greedy

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Anon, it has nothing to do with the retail retards. The only thing you will see is retailers jumping in tomorrow (if it keeps on pumping), big boys take profit, enter new shorts and price tumbles again. Remember that there's a gap to fill at like 213, they won't leave a gap behind before dumping it down into oblivion

>> No.29625111


I got The Holy Trinity, but what's the other 2 ?

>> No.29625121

Quitting without severance is so beta

>> No.29625127

With this kind of mentality you will never make it.

>> No.29625131

one of those guys posted this, there was a imgur album he posted too full of cuck stuff he said in chat there but I forgot to save the link


>> No.29625134

Are you a jew?

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Thanks penny stock shill
550,000 shares of GRST and 350,000 shares of DGTW
Next paycheck I'll dump some cash into WOGI and EGYF

>> No.29625206

>Be honest with yourself. If you actually like her. Help her through her mental health crisis. We all need a hand sometimes anon.
This is what I like.
I can just limit the runway to the rest of COVID, and then she’s on her own when the strip clubs open up

>> No.29625244

i was too well known/respected to be laid off voluntarily, so i negotiated a part time work schedule (1 day/week) and got to keep my RSUs. would have liked severance but sometimes its not possible

>> No.29625247

That makes a hell of a lot more sense. Kind of like how people used to launder money through CS:GO skins.

>> No.29625312

I'm advocating for you to legally protect yourself. Because she seems like she's going to do some crazy bullish when you do end it. I mean I like hearing about this train wreck, but never trust a hoe.
>plus who do you think the cops would side with? Pretty white girl or black guy?

>> No.29625329

When are they splitting the shares?

>> No.29625342

>trust no ho
I’m not giving her anything I’m uncomfortable with losing. I could limit the runway to the rest of COVID, and then whether she makes the most of this time is on her.
Going with the above plan

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I got 609k shares of GRST. Just hold on and let this print. Only 400 watchers on stockshits.

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>> No.29625358

No. This is the end. You're finally free.

>> No.29625372
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so i get more margin if i hold less riskier stocks like AAPL GM VZ CLX but when i hold things like FNGU BNKU KORU DTEA Robinhood only offers me 1/2 the margin.

Does it make more sense to buy safe boomer stocks that are relatively safe and get more margin to invest in them, or go for the riskier high growth stocks/leveraged ETFs?

tl;dr, would you rather have $500 in MARA or $1000 in AAPL? Which has the highest rate of return?

>> No.29625410

I dunno, if scoops pics are to be believed, he is a bit on the scrawny side. His girl probably looks like she could take him.

>> No.29625431

>Onlyfans exists
That pays dogshit
I’m fine with that. I can pick that up as my new trip.

>> No.29625512

Ah yes, the market collectively spends billions of dollars to fill a $213 gap.

>> No.29625514

>Onlyfans pays dog shit

2scoops? Btfo again?

>> No.29625539

Yeah scoops does look like a pussy, but after kicking my ex out and her first instinct was "I'm going to call the cops and tell them you're hurting me and going to gas me by turning on the fireplace"... I'm just saying bitches are crazy. Funny thing is she didn't even get in trouble when I played the recording of her to the cops

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>> No.29625559

EGYF and you have time on WOGI. Circle back to it later. I'll tell you when. Be in EGYF this week and just wait. I'll see you fri night around this same time. Have a cap of your port for me please. Digits confirmed, Goodnight

>> No.29625580

>She don't wanna be saved
She does understand that she has a mental health problem, just not that it’s very clearly borderline

>> No.29625598

When the creek bed turns red And your face fills with boils And the serpent will feast on the damned

You best submit to your husband Lest your organs be devoured By the jagged hellish teeth Of the beast from down below

By the Code of Hammurabi Both your eyeballs will be taken

>> No.29625608

You're asking the right questions, but you still know nothing. Outright buying stock has extremely low return on capital.

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Nice work, this will be worth a shit ton shortly.
Check pic related for what penny stock anon's 5 pics did for this anon.

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Post pics of your imaginary whore

>> No.29625708

Are you saying I should go to options? I have a couple CLF calls.

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>> No.29625720

>Have a cap of your port for me please.

niqqa wut

>> No.29625778

>Because she seems like she's going to do some crazy bullish when you do end it.
Ya, well I’ll figure that part out when I get to it.
I think I’m just going to be prepared to lose literally everything that I leave in the apartment when I do, or just move all her shit out, or something.
>I mean I like hearing about this train wreck
Well that’s all that fucking matters here, t b h

>> No.29625780

Buy and hold these in the long run


Buy the cheapies while you can! You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

>> No.29625814

aight i got a big bag of 100k wtf do i do with it

>> No.29625836
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Not pennyfag

>> No.29625841

100k buys a lot of SOXL

>> No.29625887

>His girl probably looks like she could take him.
Kek. She can.

That’s just what several chicks say they’ve tried before they end up on SA

>> No.29625905


hmmm what's the blackout one ?

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>> No.29625976

Buy pennyfag stonks

>> No.29625992

he IS pennyfag

the other IS penny anon

>> No.29626065

Why won't HCMC just win their case already

>> No.29626070

That is crlbf had it since forever used to have a fuck ton.
Forgot to include my wogi stack. Got that too and way up.

>> No.29626206

The big money are long now, they will take PT's and enter fresh shorts.. either way the market goes they will make a shit ton, so yes exactly.

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