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>> No.29616529
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29616529

>Best Chinese investments:
BILI, WIMI, BIDU, TCEHY, BABA, GDS, NIO, TIGR, PDD, EH, RYCEY

>My favorite Chinese ETF’s:
CWEB, YINN

Divest from America. Invest in China. Taiwan is a province of the People’s republic of China, so TSM is a Chinese company. Remember to say “thank you daddy Xi!” to secure your gains. Amerilards tongue my anus.

>> No.29616535

Fuck anime.

>> No.29616546

Never give up horse bros

>> No.29616555
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>CRBP April 19C, 15C, and 10C

>> No.29616573

>>29616546
Yes, us bayhorse bros will prevail

>> No.29616575

Anyone else buying GME tomorrow?

>> No.29616576
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29616576

stocks can soar high
but just as easily crash
this GME bullshit has scared
me into all cash

>> No.29616578
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29616578

>search for GRST information
>Industry: Medical Care Facilities
>Full Time Employees: 2
>see company address
>pic related
Lol you are all getting scammed!

>> No.29616586

last big gain was sndl thanks to the anon shilling it for 2 months whats next?

>> No.29616593
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I-is that a-a female girl!? HHHHNG UH. I- *begins the ritual* I MUST SNIFF. MMMMMMMMNNNNFFFFF. NNNNG. AAAAAAGGH. NNNNG. HHNG-RNNG. OH GOD. AAAAAGHHH. UUUUUUH. AAAAAAGH. O-OH FUCK. NNNNNNG. MMMMFFFMNNNNFFF. UGGGH. UUUNG MMMFFFFNNNFFF. AAAAGH *smashes desk* I'M... C-COOMING. (coom) I'M... (coom) I'M COOMING (coom) I'M... COOMING. *creamy suprise starts to emerge* (coom) I'M (coom) COOMING. I'M COOMING. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGH. OOOH FUCK. AAAANNNNHHHGGGG. COOOMING. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGH. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. (coom) NO. (coom) NOAAAAAAGH. OH FUCK IT'S EVERYWHERE. (COOOM) AAAAAAAAAAAGH. OHHHHHHH. NNNNGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. *starts coughing in pleasure* OH fuck. Nnng. Oh fuck. Oh jesus. Oh shi- oh fuck. SSNNNNIFFF.

>> No.29616598

Urironically who still held GME and going to sell before close for an easy 4x?

>> No.29616603
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GAYMERS RIZE UP!

>> No.29616611

>>29616575
no chance

>> No.29616613

>>29616575
GTE, maybe.

>> No.29616616
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29616616

I hope the GME craze continues into the weekend and takes the entire market with it.

>> No.29616618

CRBP 26 EOY
CTRM 10 end of March
No I’m not Indian. Any questions?

>> No.29616622
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>>29616529
Did you hear my bit about you in the last episode of the podcast? I called you jar jar chinks.

>> No.29616634
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29616634

>mfw nigger twitter be talkin about dem gamer stocks.
>yo be watchin dat gamestock
>melvin capital all be losin dem jembamins

>> No.29616639
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29616639

Are you invested in a simple, conservative portfolio of MAXR, KTOS, and TSM?

>> No.29616640
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>>29616493
>>29616493
>SU
We're gonna make it bros!!

>> No.29616645
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29616645

>closing above 200 edition

>> No.29616646
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29616646

Are ya winning, son?
>https://strawpoll.com/9ro79rq8p
https://strawpoll.com/9ro79rq8p
>https://strawpoll.com/9ro79rq8p
https://strawpoll.com/9ro79rq8p

/smg/ daily gains poll

>> No.29616657

When is the next dump like Tuesday happening? I imagine something like that only happens once a month or once every few months.

Unless GME/AMC is going to cause a dump again this week.

>> No.29616670
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29616670

Airlines

>> No.29616667
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29616667

>all the big players scurried away from PLTR like rats getting out of a sinking ship
>COO Sankar Shyam sold $21,469,332.94 of shares
>co-founder Stephen Cohen dumped 3.8 million shares
>https://www.secform4.com/insider-trading/1321655.htm
looking great, PLTRannies!

>> No.29616679

>wake up, see gme at $46
>feel urge to buy it
>everyone calls me stupid
>don't
>3:45 pm rolls around
>put in order to buy 5 shares at $91 cuz yolo
>everyone calls me stupid
>cancel it
>change my mind because something feels big, put in order for 2 shares cuz i wanna be on this rollercoaster its just $200 who cares
>go do stuff
>look at gme now
>$191

WHY DIDN'T I JUST FUCKING BUY THE 5 SHARES IM SUCH A GODDAMN IDIOT I HATE MONEY I COULD HAVE BOUGHT 50 AND MADE LIKE 5GS EASY FUCKKKKKK MY LIFE I WILL NEVER MAKE IT I NEED THIS MONEY SO FUCKING BAD RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

>> No.29616712
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29616712

98 AMC and 3 GME what do???

>> No.29616723

>>29616575
Nah but I'm rooting for you

>> No.29616725

GME is going to 800 btw

>> No.29616726
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29616726

Is there a smart version of /smg/ anywhere?

>> No.29616735

>>29616524
this is it, i'm gonna sell tomorrow.
I'd much rather lose out on profit by selling early than lose profit by holding too long

>> No.29616738

>not being all in on JEPI

>> No.29616747

>>29616555
I bet I could beat the fuck out of u in real life u faggot never make fun of CRBP again.

>> No.29616757
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>>29616603
no

>> No.29616765

>>29616611
Why
>>29616613
Lol trash stock

>> No.29616771
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29616771

Actually sitting surprisingly comfy on ET and KTOS

>> No.29616772
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>>29616712
bee yourwself m8

>> No.29616773

Oh shit BILI actually went up after earnings

>> No.29616782

>>29615633
>https://voca.ro/15XqYICepfqZ
You are unironically 110% accurate in your vocaroo at 32 seconds in when you say
>"If you didn't FUD people out of position, if you didn't fucking FUD GME so much with your soijack pictures then people would have made fucking hundreds of thousands off the short squeeze"
This is why I hate him so much. He unironically cost the /smg/ community hundreds of thousands of dollars if not millions of dollars singlehandedly. Our entire community could have gotten life changing money, together. We all could have made it. Instead, we had a faggot pajeet spamming FUD for months.
Kill yourself soijack poster.
>t. anti-soijack spergposter

>> No.29616788

>>29616622
No the last episode I watched was #2. I’ve been licking my wounds and trying to ignore my portfolio and stocks until they recover.

>> No.29616796

>>29616726
/wsb/

>> No.29616802

thoughts on puts on GME or too risky?

>> No.29616804
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29616804

>was down $200
>now $+4
I got in the wrong day.

>> No.29616811
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29616811

What split?

>> No.29616813
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29616813

every time the PLTR fudder posts I buy more PLTR

>> No.29616816
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29616816

Cliffs earnings tomorrow

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

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>>29616679
tfw can't predict the future

>> No.29616828

>>29616679
take profits before market closes anon don't be stupid i don't want to see you on the corner

>> No.29616840
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>>29616757
hey, that's rude

>> No.29616843

>>29616618
Based CTRM boy, we're going sailing one day

>> No.29616847

>>29616782
Holy shit Kek are you back you fucking supreme autist i missed u retard!
I'm glad you missed out on GME u fucking emotional dipshit i love u

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>>29616773
I'm so glad I moved my money from CRBP to BILI. Actually investing in a stock that moves more than 0% a day is so liberating.

>> No.29616859

>>29616765
Is it? I was just asking about it in the other thread. My energy stocks are booming, thought I might catch the GTE wave.

Why is it shit?

>> No.29616858
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>>29616679
because it will be under 60 just before open tomorrow morning

>> No.29616866
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>>29616646
crabbed today in market hours, winning afterhours

>> No.29616873

>>29616646
what's the cutoff between winning/losing and crabbing? +/- 2%?

>> No.29616881

>>29616738
is this peak boomer investing?

>> No.29616888
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>>29616735
Capping your profit at pennies and then the price pulling a 3x feels bad man..
I think it feels worse than losing money.

>> No.29616902

>>29616796
might as well be renamed to /stockmarketmemes/

>>29616828
>take a few hundred profit
nah i want triple or nothing at all

>> No.29616916
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29616916

>he bought the dip on CRBP yesterday

>> No.29616925
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>>29616788
https://youtu.be/vPRAR0Wycws
Glad you’re not dead but stop being a China fag

>> No.29616935

>>29616639
I like KTOS at least. TSM feels redundant with my large position on SOXL though

>> No.29616961

>>29616854
u know the lupus trial results are slated to report primary outcome results this month right

>> No.29616973

PBR, Buy before the earnings call tomorrow, thank me EOD

>> No.29616974

>>29616782
when you think about it.. there is no other anon who robbed the /smg/ community more than soijack poster
no other anon ‘lost’ the community as much money as he did
i now truly see that you were the based one all along spergposter, you were the one trying to help everyone make it.

>> No.29616978

>>29616902
anon i'd call you a retard but that's plainly obvious.

>> No.29616984

i just shidded and farded

>> No.29616989

>>29616679
sell now so you can afford those kneepads you'll be needing those soon

>> No.29616991

>>29616925
nice episode last time my man

>> No.29616992

>>29616796
>hey buy my bags
it never ends

>> No.29617013
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>>29616859
Dude...maybe try doing some DD

>> No.29617035
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29617035

SOXL

YOU PUSH IT

>> No.29617039

>>29616991
Thank you brother. Will prolly put out 5 tomorrow

>> No.29617046
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29617046

>>29616593
WHY ARE HER TITS SO HUGE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.29617062

>>29616813
Tell me why you do, the way it's been talked about makes it sound like a dying company

>> No.29617086
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29617086

Seriously should I just go 100% SOXL or can I easily beat that chasing moonshots?

>> No.29617092

>>29616935
TSM is your hedge against QCOM tanking SOXL. Slows growth on SOXL, but also cushions against the fall. But I wouldn't hold TSM unless you also have 100 and doing covered calls.

>> No.29617094
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29617094

BP or Suncor, what do you think?

On the one hand UK will likely open up soon and Canada is kind of a mess. On the other BP jumped hard yesterday.

>> No.29617095

>>29616555
newfag here, what does that mean? please frens cope with my spaguetti im trying to learn

>> No.29617104

>>29616992
load up on some obscure ticker
write a 6 page blog post full of buzzwords
be careful not to be racist or anti-semitic
shill your bags to reddit
profit

>> No.29617110

>Want to buy more options to fulfill my gambling addiction
>already lost 13k this month alone

Seeing GME moon doesn't help. I've still got 7k in my portfolio wrapped up in amrs and soxl but god I want to gamble more. I already go to the casino everyday after work and gamble my tips, its never enough. Made 25k off gamester first time around, could have walked with 100k but greed took over.

Do i just hold my amrs and soxl, bros?

>> No.29617111

>>29616888
I can understand that and it looks like it sucks, but with something like GME it's completely different. Fuck knows why this stock is flying so I'm happy with whatever I get, especially since it could plummet for no reason

>> No.29617118

>>29616813
I'm sure those heavy bags will be made lighter by the knowledge that at least you totally stuck it to that guy from online :')

>> No.29617123 [DELETED] 
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for the first time I got lucky on tinder bros
were gonna make it..

>> No.29617128

>>29616667
That is a poor fud considering that both of those people you mentioned still hold massive stakes in the co.

>> No.29617131
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I wish stock mommy would drop Teladoc, I really don't get it. Teladoc isn't even doing well in a pandemic, which is pretty much it's best use case right? Teladoc will never be able replace in person doctor visits.

>> No.29617133
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>>29617039
nice

>> No.29617156

First tier memes
Second tier memes
Weed
REPEAT

>> No.29617162
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Anybody else watched Spawn? It's one of the best capeshits i've seen, free on youtube with cartoon titties

>> No.29617163

>>29616782
i only bought 2 shares instead of 50 like i could afford and im so fucking mad because i listened to you retards.

>> No.29617168

>>29616925
Never ever. I bought my Chink stocks in March so I’m still doing good. I refuse to pay Short term taxes. I will wait it out until It’s been a year.

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>>29617013
>Robinhood DD

>> No.29617170

>>29617123
jesus fuck

>> No.29617184

>>29617123
I wouldn't call that lucky lol

>> No.29617188

>>29616593
weird question but does anyone have the old Kaiser Wilhelm coomer pasta? It predates the coomer meme but it's basically the same format

the AHHHH MY WILLYYY one

>> No.29617192

>>29617086
I like soxl because despite red days toy get a pump alongside your funds being safeu

>> No.29617197

>>29616679
If you listened to people in this general, you wouldn't have bought GME in the first place when it was $6. Hardly anyone here knows what they're doing and just talk shit till they get BTFO

>> No.29617202

>>29616984
bullish

>> No.29617215

>>29617123
>lucky
yes bad luck is a form of luck technically

>> No.29617217

>>29617123
Gross.

>> No.29617221

>>29617123
reconsider your life choices anon

>> No.29617229
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>>29617123

>> No.29617236

>>29616989
>>29616858
>>29616828

I CANT SELL YOU STUPID IDIOTS, IM NOT WITH A BROKER THAT ALLOWS AH TRADING FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR NANS

>> No.29617248

>>29616974
Not to mention the money he has lost anons through his shilling of
>COUV
>CRBP
>ATOS
He has netted /smg/ a loss in the hundreds of thousands - and people still listen to him
Why would you buy anything shilled by someone who has admitted on multiple occasions that he thinks it is funny to intentionally lose other people money?

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>>29616535
Denied.

>> No.29617257
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29617257

I bought suncor this week AND I think ctrm is lookin up

AND I bought my first option in my life on gme tomorrow because I had to celebrate by throwing away money

comfy times ahead

>> No.29617259

>>29616925
I’ll watch your podcast though

>> No.29617271

>>29616984
t. the market

>> No.29617273

>>29616575
If it dips below my cost average I will double down.

>> No.29617276

>>29617013
Lmao

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>>29616782
>he's back

>> No.29617306

>>29617123
I LITERALLY wouldn't for any amount of money

>> No.29617314

>>29617123
ummm this is a sfw board

>> No.29617330

>>29617131
She sees Big Beta Cock, she must have it.
>>29617094
Why not both?

>> No.29617332

>>29617248
you dumb faggot COUV was my only mistake thus far which i admit. CRBP and ATOS are BEAUTIFUL picks

INVEST IN CRBP AND ATOS IF YOU WANT MONEY YOU DUMB FAGGOTS DO NOT TRUST ANTI SOIJAK SPERG

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>>29617123

>> No.29617350

This GameStop bullshit is going to fuck up the market. I'm worried.

>> No.29617353
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>>29616816

I bought the wrong options. Fuck

>> No.29617369

>>29617092
Ah yeah i'm as poor as a shit peddler and my poorfolio is 50% SOXL at 3 shares so calls ain't really an option while I make a nest egg safely first

>> No.29617373

>>29616493
should i buy in stocks or stick to crypto until we crash

>> No.29617383
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>reminder people sold GME while down 50+%
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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>>29617353

>> No.29617400
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29617400

w-what’s gonna happen BILIbros?

>> No.29617403

>>29617013
I'm still going to buy and hold some. Can't stay below a dollar forever.

>> No.29617417

>>29616984
based

>> No.29617421

>>29616598
I held cuz I was ashamed of my bags lol.

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Did kneepad poster rope?

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Covered call fag here again.
>Mfw I just realized that in one of my accounts the number of GME shares I owned was not divisible by 100 so I actually will partially benefit from the squeeze

>> No.29617429

>>29617350
good i hope it fucking does. i hope vlad tenev is down on his hands and knees before jumping off the 70th floor of his penthouse sweet. i hope that hedgies NECK themselves live on cnbc.

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>>29617332

>> No.29617442
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Oh, it makes more sense now... so capital partners is where swamp resides. Only few of them are listed directly in PIPP SEC. Damn this is getting exciting. Original DD makes much more sense now

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29617443

What in the literal fuck

>> No.29617451

>>29616622
Kek

>> No.29617452

>>29617369
then accumulate soxl and focus there. Wait for a nice hearty red day on it read the signs and if it looks like recovery buy in then. Triple leveraged etfs are great for trying to time the market just don't wait more than a week.

>> No.29617453

>>29617094

>REI

>> No.29617463

>>29617350
Think long term. Any more government regulation in regards to the GME event is going to spark more support for a populist party that is going to grow between now and 2024, ultimately disrupting the two-party system in the US. The leader of that party? Take a guess.

>> No.29617464
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>>29617350
>going to

>> No.29617467

GME continues to be exhibit A for stocks are now the derivatives of options

>> No.29617475

>>29617353
Hopefully GME tanks hard tomorrow.

>> No.29617483

>>29617162
I'm more a batman tas guy but Spawn was pretty cool yeah

>> No.29617484

>>29617062
it is, palanqueers just think their memes will save them

>> No.29617489
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>GME wins and destroys Western Civilization before my margin gets called
>I win and I make a good 12k

Wtf I can't lose

>> No.29617494
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Do not listen to that dipshit anti-soijak sperg. My soijak spamming does not mean my picks are bad. Look at the dark pool activity on ATOS today.
>>29617440
Yeah that is me faggot, mad?

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>>29617123
oh my fucking god

>> No.29617522

>>29617353
shit's gonna print next tuesday when gme cools off again be glad you dont have weeklies like my "friend" does

>> No.29617534

>>29616813
Based. It's the same type of FUD I heard about many stocks just before they mooned.

>> No.29617533
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>>29617429
>penthouse sweet

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>>29617443
HMMMM WHAT DOES THE SHAPE OF THIS LINE REMIND YOU OF??

>VW SHORT SQUEEZE

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>>29617463
>The leader of that party? Take a guess.

>> No.29617541
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29617541

Don't fucking talk to me unless your portfolio is at least 90% options contracts.

>> No.29617549

>>29617123
congrats anon, don't listen to the haters. enjoy your slice of happiness today!

>> No.29617550
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>the absolute state of bears

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>>29617332
>my only mistake thus far

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Goooood morning ASEAN friends

>> No.29617567
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>>29617400
We're going to the moon on a Chinese rocket.

>> No.29617573

>>29617257
I really have been liking CTRM I should buy more shares next dip

>> No.29617616

>>29617463
JOESEPH P. BIDEN! (with 400 million main in ballots)

>> No.29617624

>>29617535
GME until this recent pump.

>> No.29617628

>>29617429
I am just holding onto CEMEX cement- as non meme as it gets. Hopefully it doesn't fuck up the boomer stocks.

>> No.29617633

Explain what the fuck is happening with GME again?

>> No.29617647

>>29616935
It shouldnt, since soxl has very little tsm in it

>> No.29617651
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>>29617484
THAT'S NOT TRUE!!! WE DID A DOUBLE BOUNCE ON $26 THAT MEANS AN INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR'S BUYING IN!!!!

>> No.29617657

is GEVO a buy? looks like it found support

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>>29617541
>3.65% long call options
>0% cash
>balance is long stock positions

>> No.29617660

>>29617536
>Cohen announced President of the United States
>GME nationalized and turned into the US Department of Gaming.

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>>29616622
>I called you jar jar chinks.

>> No.29617686

>>29617624
no idiot, theres two pumps in VW too

>> No.29617693

>>29617633
Memes and general clown world happenings

>> No.29617695

>>29617553
PAPA ELON CAN YOU TWEET ABOUT GME SO WE CAN GET A SQUEEZY SQUEEZE GOING ON THANK YOU PAPA ELON GIVE ME AN SQUEEZEY CHUNGUS

>> No.29617707

>>29617483
The Two-Face origins episode is easily one of the best for tas

>> No.29617713

>>29617443
Reminds me of the 2017 crypto mania. These pumps make no sense.

>> No.29617716

>>29617535
Lines don't have shapes ASSHOLE, or they'd be called shapes!

>> No.29617722

>>29617452
Appreciate the tip, i'm just starting to get my toes wet in this so any advice is golden

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Fuck it nigger lets go

>> No.29617748
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OIL BROS WE GOT SOME NEWS

https://oilprice.com/Latest-Energy-News/World-News/OPEC-Considers-Production-Increase-At-March-Meeting.html

>> No.29617756

>>29617494
>My soijak spamming does not mean my picks are bad
I don't know enough about the companies / the medicine to speak about ATOS / CRBP
All I know is that you're a humongous faggot, and as a rule, I don't invest in companies being shilled by humongous faggots
They could shoot up to $10, and I will still think you are a humongous faggot. No amount of gains will change who you are. You will always, forever be, a faggot.

>> No.29617775

>>29616622
kek it's podcast guy

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>>29617633
Cohen tweeted, people bought, it squeezed again because apparently the short fuckery was never properly resolved.

>> No.29617781

>>29617716
Actually, not true. A line could be moving in many directions through higher space that the line wouldn't even perceive.

>> No.29617788

>>29617633
it's literally that you can't manipulate stocks down too far without there being consequences

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I mostly buy options for fun, most of my money is tied up in Oil rn. But now I'm starting to think I should've focused on options. (shown in total percentage change)

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Who else AABB here?
Cause that shit is a bonafide scam lmao.

>> No.29617810

>>29617745
You fucking bitch!

>> No.29617820

>>29617463
>the leader of that party?
Christ come to take the world back?

>> No.29617821

>>29617686
there was two in GME

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I will listen to your podcast if you keep it under 10m.

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>>29617440
>this is soijack poster
I feel more confident in my decision to buy CRBP now. My curry friends are unironically doing great in tech/engineering.

>> No.29617849

>>29616576
based limerick poster
not much of a boaster
took his gains and ran
from the clown roller coaster

>> No.29617869

>>29617821
bitch, where?

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>40m volume after fucking hours

>> No.29617889

CCIV deserved that pump not gay stop

>> No.29617887

>>29617837
Just put it on 2x then bro ez

>> No.29617896

Fuck. Diamond hands wasn't a meme after all

Fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Well im not touching it again. Fuck that shit.

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Okay serious talk though I got 98 shares of AMC and 3 shares of GME what do I sell em for?

>> No.29617906

>>29617534
yeah people warning you about an overvalued reddit meme stock that had a pump purely because of hype is just FUD
just like it was just FUD with GME
just like it was just FUD with AMC
...oh wait!

>> No.29617908

>>29617837
Fuck that ADD shit.

>> No.29617909

>>29617748
So oil is going down?

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29617910

whenever somebody gets angry about a stock that he makes multiple posts trying to bash it I've found that's pretty much a universal buy signal

>> No.29617916

>>29617756
Imagine being so much of a giant emotional retard that you let soijak posting on an online imageboard FUD you out of positions on an investment. Imagine being such a dipshit that you didn't do the requisite DD to hold onto your positions and instead are swayed by soijak images online.

The universe cannot expand quickly enough to accommodate for how big of a faggot you are, anti-soijak anon.

>> No.29617919

>>29617156
FT meme
ST meme
Weed
Bitcoin
Memecoin
Dip in stocks but oil and boomer does well
Repeat

>> No.29617918

>>29617707
Love Beware the Gray Ghost and any Mr Freeze episode. Great series all around, that one with the villains just shitposting and playing poker stands out too

>> No.29617930

SCUFFED PODCAST ANON, I watched you. All of my chink stocks have provided me on average 300% in the past year. Post your portfolio like I posted mine, then you can criticize me.

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>>29617494

>> No.29617937

>>29617837
What? I went on a tear about UWMC. You were the original shill.

>> No.29617946

>>29617722
Though tomorrow will be pretty decesive either GME tanks SOXL and you get a dip day or SOXL falls for one reason or its moonshooting rest fo the week ahead of split. but im just a retard on the internet there are more people here with experience in it.

>> No.29617957

>>29617781
Just dicking around senpai, but are you talking about a/the 4th dimension????

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>>29617837
I refuse to listen to the podcast ever since he kept posting porn to get attention.

>> No.29617994

>>29617330
>Why not both?

Based. For some reason I was treating it as an either/or choice.

This is my first time buying shares having only bought into funds in the past because I didn't feel like paying specialist charges for energy or having any of my money in China. Wish me luck.

>> No.29618011

>>29617373
If you don't want to buy a meme stock then obviously trade crypto until next Monday earliest.

>>29617633
Ryan Cohen literally Jewing with other Jews to start the mother of all pumps using Twitter and McDonalds ice cream cones (MCD might be a interesting safe hold)

>>29617094
Yes both but go to the one if one has upcoming dividend

>>29616804
Holy shit why did I sell a call to cover this one call after I got depressed at the mid day

At least I am definitely coming out with 100 dollars.

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>>29617748
>https://oilprice.com/Latest-Energy-News/World-News/OPEC-Considers-Production-Increase-At-March-Meeting.html
Very fucking nice Oil bro. I already have 4k in BP and im thinking of dropping another 1k into REI when the market opens tomorrow.

>> No.29618016

>>29617780
I think it squeezes because of liquidity now. There is like 95% institutional ownership, all the Redditors who want in are already in and holding, and all the weak hands left long ago. The float is gone except for the same 500k shares bouncing back and forth. Any demand would cause a spike.

>> No.29618022

>GME fucking doubles AH
>Nokia does Jack shit.
I’m never getting my money back.

>> No.29618023

>>29617429
>penthouse sweet.

>> No.29618030

>>29617837
Oh 10 mins. Nah I’m actually trying to get to a minimum of 30m.

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>>29617094
ORiginal SUchad here, obv suncor its not even close

>> No.29618060

>>29617986
I stopped watching 30 seconds into the first one cause of the retardely long into music

>> No.29618109

>>29617533
>>29618023
i specifically wrote it like that so you retards would reply to me. thanks for your (you)

>> No.29618111

>>29617957
I'm talking about dimensions, yes. You can draw a line on a piece of paper, and then twist the paper in the 3rd dimension, changing the shape of the line, but in the 2nd dimension it's just straight. Or how our 4th dimensional timeline is probably twisting and oscillating through space in the 5th dimension, but we perceive time to go straight.

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>>29617957
study topology mr. yes there is a complex area of math that deals with this stuff. if you want to get hired as a quant (supposedly, im retarded).

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29618124

VERY FUCKING IMPORTANT
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
If you aren't blind, you'll notice that GME fucking skyrocketed today
This is likely "the squeeze" that redditors are looking for, and GME is likely going to skyrocket tommorow again.
However, GME isn't the move, it's too risky, if you wanted to play high risk you'd play the altcoin casino
While a lot of redditors are going to lose hard and be bagholders, a good amount are going to make a lot of money, and they're going to try to find the next GME
What we need to do is to find their next stock(s), and invest in them before they bring their GME money to them

I'm assuming their "next GME's" will be
>Sundial/ dude weed
>AMC
>MARA/BFARF
>TSLA/Random EV stocks

>> No.29618125

>>29617909
No, they want oil in the 60s, it's the perfect price that US shale has a hard time competing, but high enough that OPEC has good margins. 60 is comfy for everybody but the USA (and Canada/western select) and Biden isn't working on the side of shale so OPEC will likely try keep it balanced here I'm betting.

>> No.29618126

has anyone been talking about QS?
someone mentioned a suspicious amount of OTM calls that were bought a month ago
now its up 25%

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>>29617257
comfy times ahead indeed brother

>> No.29618136

>>29617986
>>29618060
I’ve improved the quality a lot.

>> No.29618141

>>29617916
Here you are again, assuming that I ever sold my April calls. Here you are again, assuming that I was FUD'd out of the position.
You are a faggot.
You cost /smg/ millions of dollars. You are forever in the hole. You are forever, a faggot.

>> No.29618143

>>29618022
Calm down brother, they expect one of us in the wreckage, the fire rises (remember Nokia only pumped once Gamestop was going for a couple days, once people look for new short squeezes then these sorts of stocks will have their day)

>> No.29618150

>>29617918
Heart of Ice is peak kino. Also love that episode too https://youtu.be/2LuqBr1UDK0

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>>29617647
Well more the fact they're both semiconductors. Thought diversification was kinda important

>> No.29618159

>ARBKF
get in here before it lists on the NASDAQ, it's an easy 3x

>> No.29618179

>>29618022
You cannot run gamma squeezes on something with 5.75 billion shares

>> No.29618183

>>29618060
same

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>>29617916

>> No.29618199

Fuck you workhorse

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>>29617353
>buying options

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>>29617869
I mean you technically have 3 but that big spike on volkswagon would correspond to the intraday spike when it plummeted to 120 and then shot back up to 400.

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Bros what if instead of the stocks going up and down, they came towards you?

>> No.29618232
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BULLS ON PARADE

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>>29618124
Fuck you BFARF is fundamentally sound its not the next GME don't tarnish bitfarms good name

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>>29617910
that fuckin gif

>> No.29618256

>>29618136
means nothing when your starting point was so low, dumb attention whore

>> No.29618264

>>29618124
if they hop on BFARF and make BARFING memes I will be eternally angry
god fuck

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>>29618141
>You cost /smg/ millions of dollars
Fucking lmao'ing. You've been on a beeline towards full retard ever since the first time you sperged out. You make my days. I love you. Never stop being an emotional retard.

>> No.29618278

>>29618199
Eat shit nigger, cover those puts faggot

>> No.29618282
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Are these guys reputable?

>> No.29618299

>>29618211
Have fun with your 6% monthly gains
You might even be able to buy a double cheeseburger with that

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JT PUMPING SUNCOR BY GOING FULL OIL-FACE!!!!

>> No.29618309

>>29618022
why did you buy a meme retard

>> No.29618315

>>29618136
a 100% increase in quality would still be shit

>> No.29618334

>>29617903
Hold your AMC.
Wait to see what GME does tomorrow.

>> No.29618340

>>29618188
Lol.

>> No.29618345

>>29618111
>>29618113
Can you guys talking all this sorcery use some sorcery and tell me how much GTE I should buy tomorrow?

>> No.29618351

>>29618264
>dump bags on retards for an easy 10x
>eternally angry about it
????

>> No.29618355

>>29618256
Go back faggot. I don’t even give a name.

>> No.29618368

>>29618151
I would normally agree, except TSM is the best semiconductor and by extension arguably the best company in the world, and with only soxl youre buying more fucking intel than tsm. That is a crime

>> No.29618371

>>29618309
Because I’m a degenerate gambler. Any other questions?

>> No.29618372

>>29618235
>>29618264
it's more just that they're the kind of audience to buy bitcoin
of course I'm completely ignoring how good or bad a stock is, they literally don't care

>> No.29618373

>>29618124
From my memory the shit that also mooned with GME were the following:
AMC
PLTR
NOK
KOSS
EXPR
BB
BBBY

There's probably more, but that's what I remember

>> No.29618378
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i miss 30+ PLTR

>> No.29618379

>>29617909

OPEC wants to get in on the fun

>> No.29618382
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ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?????

>> No.29618385

>>29618141
>You cost /smg/ millions of dollars

lets start a class action lawsuit against him, whos with me?

>> No.29618430

>>29618334
>>29617903
>>29618022
>>29618309
Just sitting here with $118 BBY calls pissed off that she ain't moving.

>> No.29618437

>>29618373
American Airlines too, I had puts on it for earnings and it went the wrong way for me

>> No.29618441

>>29617095
>CRBP April 19C
corbus pharma call option with a 19$ strike price that expires in April

>> No.29618442

>>29618315
An 100% increase in your testosterone would still register you as a woman.

>> No.29618455

Is BFARF going to turn into bags?

>> No.29618463

>>29618270
>You cost /smg/ millions of dollars
You did. You literally did.
You FUD'd GME for months on end, for 12+ hours a day.
Collectively, the amount of money that you cost anons from either
>fudding them out of their positions
>preventing them from buying in
is in the millions of dollars
You lost the community millions of dollars in gains through your shitposting. You think it's funny, or that I'm exaggerating. I'm not.
You're a faggot.

>> No.29618468

>>29618351
Ah that's true.
I expect a rise to 10x anyways that isn't too crab-like
Who knows what a reddit PND might do to that

>> No.29618472

>>29618345
It don't work like that, Jack. In one branch you buy 10 shares, in one branch you buy none, and in one branch you buy weekly calls. Only you can collapse the wave function and determine the branch you are in.

>> No.29618477
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For real though, does anyone know why REI jumped 30% today? What happened? It seems kinda bullish and its Oil so im very interested.

>> No.29618482

>>29618373
Not mooned but sndl and nakd got bumps well

>> No.29618519

>>29618150
Patrician taste

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>>29618463
holy shit i missed you retard

>> No.29618522

>>29618355
shut up poop face, go to trade school

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>>29618345
>>29618345
buy zero GME tomorrow. I dont know how much GTE to buy either. maybe 100 of them.

>> No.29618530

>>29618136
You gotta have a strong first impression or you basically ruin it. At least when John made his first smg update video it was nice, smooth and made me howl with laughter. Even if there have been improvements since then, I really don't feel like watching it when I put off in the first 30 seconds.

>> No.29618538
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>>29618378

>> No.29618553

When in the FUCK is GTE going up? Are people in it at such a low price point they won't let it rise?

>> No.29618564

>>29618477

Shorted and undervalued

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>>29618378
we're holding racist vaporware bro..

>> No.29618596

>>29618477
FSR, too, what happened with that. Down 10% one day and then up 38% the next?

>> No.29618601

>>29618520
you’re a faggot
get a life

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>>29618463

>> No.29618642

>>29617657
I’ve made some good money off of gevo. Bought more yesterday too.

>> No.29618648
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>>29618463
Sounds like he's based

>> No.29618653

>>29616493
Having jizz in the loose skin around your dick where jizz actually comes out is.. gross? And jizzing in your clothes, then proceeding to either wear it directly afterwards as is the case with underwear, or putting it in the laundry basket for you to clean after a week isn't gross? As I said before, it will grow moldy, you will wash your clothes in jizz water and .. fuck, you are jizzing on/i your clothes. How is THAT not gross? But no, apparently I'm gross because my jizz goes directly from my dick to the toilet without sitting on my clothes for a week in the meantime. I don't understand you people.

Would you want your dad to put his jizz socks on top of your nice shirt in the laundry basket and wash all your clothes and underwear with his jizz socks and jizz water? Would you do that to your daughter? THAT is gross..

>> No.29618668

>>29618385
Defendants in the GME trials
1) Melvin Capital aka evil HEDGIES
2) Soijak poster (me)

>> No.29618666

>>29618442
yeah that could be true but I'm not making a big deal about myself gagging for attention on an anonymous site

>> No.29618678

>>29616493
GME 500 EOD, make sure to put sell limits on your options if they expire tmr and you have shit ass robinhood. They fucked over a lot of people last time with shit execution prices.

>> No.29618691

>>29618463
never stop, youre right.
t. personal responsibility anon

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>>29618463
HAHAHAHAH

>> No.29618725

>>29618382
uh oh it's going down i knew i should have sold my oil calls

>> No.29618738

What were the other meme stocks am I missing?
>GME
>KOSS
>AMC
>NOK
>WKHS

Is Nio skyrocketing too?

>> No.29618745

>>29618691
Based, keep making retards seethe

>> No.29618759

>>29618530
Well should I keep my first episode up to prove I’m not a faggot who doesn’t want to show his low points or start at like episode #2 or 3?

>> No.29618791

>>29618668
it would be two separate trials, so the style of clause would be

>Anon 1 et al. [community of /smg] v. Soijak poster

>> No.29618799

>>29618668
Are leaving out Robinhood's currently filed class action lawsuit because it is already filed or it slipped your mind?

>> No.29618805

>>29618382

>it keeps going up

OIL BARONS WHY CANT WE STOP WINNING

>> No.29618809
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29618809

Buy SIX
Sixflags is reopening this spring and people are going to want to get out and have a good time. Its already recovering and even better is it has a massive dividend of .83 a share trading at around $47 rn if you hold for a while.

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>>29618538
>>29618569
b-but i was told it was a long play and was like buying google or apple in 2000

>> No.29618840
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Do the people maintaining fideliniggers app really not realize this is completely unreadable? There’s not even a setting to change the colors so that you can look at a graph with after hours enabled.

God fuck is the only option seriously to use their desktop app?

>> No.29618851

>>29618759
Don't actually listen to faggots on 4chan, dude. Just make the podcast, keep it up, and keep posting it here. You have already improved a lot and the quality is there. People just need to catch on, don't change bro.

>> No.29618864

>>29618738
AQB

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>>29618564
Is there a way to find which stocks are being shorted? How can you tell a companies value?
>>29618596
I looked it up. Says they signed some new deal.

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>implying I ever bought into GME or AMC
Lol get fucked idiots

>> No.29618879

>CCL

why is this shit up lmao

>> No.29618882

>>29618759
just be funny nigger and lose the gay intro music and eventually we'll give you a second chance

>> No.29618887

>>29618472
Definitely in the branch where I buy some.

>>29618528
Never touched GME, never will touch it.

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>>29618805
suncor has printed me 2k a day the past 5 trading days.

>> No.29618891

>>29618759
unironically delete everything and rebrand over and over until it's worth listening to. keep pretending to be a new person

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>>29618691
Personal responsibility anon post that last pic you made that had round 2 with the green border. I never saved it.

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29618896

Good News from SAVA:
https://archive.is/ewU6I

Their share price shot up to $60 during the news. ANVS gonna coom soon?

>> No.29618936

>>29618851
Thanks man

>> No.29618942

>>29618833
PLTR isn't a scalable business
They maybe some day... that's their plan, but it's kind of a long shot

>> No.29618944

>>29618805
but it's down .06%. Quick everyone go to the gas station and fill up lets take delivery of the physical and PUMP oil

>> No.29618946

GEVO BROS WHERE ARE YOU
I'VE BEEN HOLDING SINCE 4

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workhorse bros, how mad are you guys? LMAO

>> No.29618964

>>29618463
unironically 100% true
based spergposter
fuck the pajeet

>> No.29618969

>>29618833
I too shall carry these bags to remind me of my retardation

>> No.29618971

>>29618891
>keep pretending to be a new person
Advice every parent should give

>> No.29618980

>>29618791
>Anon 1 et al. [community of /smg]
Class Action???
>>29618799
Slipped my mind i forgot that Vlad was also colluding with le evil hedgies and that inaccurate VaR models are not a real thing

>> No.29618986

>>29618759
You made the video. If you think its good, keep it. Maybe I'll eventually watch them, but I don't care to right now.

>> No.29619008

Imagine being a shitty c-suite businessperson in a declining retail business never figuring out how to pivot to into the digital era but memes push your net worth to the 100s of millions anyways.

>> No.29619021

>>29618851
>don't listen to the faggots that you want listening to you
kek

>> No.29619032

>>29618882
Should I get rid of the intro music all together anons? I kinda liked the episode intro where I didn’t have one

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>>29618805
Because we realise that fuel is more valuable than animal crossing

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>>29618382
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

suncor bros lets gooo

>> No.29619048

>>29618840
I was feeling bad about the rather convoluted desktop IBKR workstation, but now I feel much better

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>>29617094
BP is an oil play, SU is a leveraged oil play. Simple as

>> No.29619054

>>29619024
>>29619024
>>29619024

NEW THREAD

>> No.29619082

>>29618809
stimmy checks gonna come out and then its gonna get NIGGERED like vegas

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>>29618892

>> No.29619086

>>29618980
with a class action you always have a representative plaintiff which would be Anon Sperg #1, representing the community of /smg/

the defendant would be soiposter, and it would be a separate action from melvin and robinhood

>> No.29619093

>>29618876
>bragging about missing a 70 bagger and a 10 bagger
Hahaha you sure showed us!!!

>> No.29619106

>>29618382
>>29618805
>>29619034
will WOGI benefit from this at all?

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29619126

OMG I can't believe you reddit invaders are playing the GME PnD and receiving 600% gains for the month. I'm going to be smart and go all in on CRBP and AMRS. Enjoy losing all your money nerds.

>> No.29619138

>>29618759
Don't worry about it. If you keep doing what you are doing I am sure that the moment you stop, people will cry about it for days on end like when Tinny went missing or John quit his schtick. Become a routine.

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>>29618942
what's your argument for them not being scalable again?

>> No.29619159

>>29618867

>earnings
>debt
>divvies
>market cap

Not to mention this shit was a penny stock and still was making a profit during the pandemic

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>>29619093
You're damn right I am.

>> No.29619185

>>29619086
>>29619086
Thank you litigation anon, please represent me as your client, soiposter, the defendant. there is no nexus between my actions and their loss of money!

>> No.29619193

>>29619089
Thanks bro

>> No.29619196

>>29618946
>ANVS

Bagholder here. I watched their fireside chat last night with CEO. Company signed a contract with Scandanavian Airlines (SAS) recently. Not sure if big enough catalyst.

https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2021/02/22/2179678/0/en/Gevo-and-Scandinavian-Airlines-System-Amend-Agreement-to-Increase-Off-Take-of-Sustainable-Aviation-Fuel-valued-at-over-100-Million.html
>5,000,000 gallons per year.

>> No.29619204

>>29618946
Bought a bunch around 5, took profits, bought more but I’m averaged at 8 now.

>> No.29619206

>>29619021
people don't know what they want. He will ruin it if he tries to make what they tell him.

>> No.29619214

>>29619126
>AMRS
I loaded up on that stop even though everyone seems to hate the CEO for lying like every time he opened his mouth. So much hate for him on SA because he keeps diluting shares.

>> No.29619224

>>29618691
Hey I just want to let you know that I listened to that song for 6 hours straight because of your posts and now I hear it everytime I'm thinking about making money.
I fucking love it and I will play it tomorrow morning non-stop again. I didn't even play the game.
Peace.

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Leaf here. What do I buy tomorrow and Friday.

>> No.29619239

>>29618944
kek

>> No.29619244

>>29618738
You forgot NAKD

Also not sure if RYCEY counts as a meme stock but it’s worth noting it’s the most heavily traded stock on RH for the past few days which I think is worth noting.

>> No.29619251

>>29619032
you should just copy john rocker. No intro music, be funny, have fat hands, buy RYCEY, live in an airbnb. It was the golden formula until the success got to his head and he killed himself

>> No.29619258

>>29618892
>>29619089
>tfw i didnt get in for round 2
sad!

>> No.29619279

>>29619196
*Meant to say GEVO

>> No.29619298

>>29619185
sorry i only do plaintiff-side work but im pretty sure shitting on a stock doesn't qualify as a cause of action. only pumping a stock that dumps does

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It feels good to be oilpilled

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>>29617353
Why are you posting pictures from reddit?
Can you fuck off back there?

>> No.29619359

>>29619147
They make software for analyzing lots of data, but their software is too fucking complicated for normal people to use, and it requires too much customization for each customer, so PLTR has to dedicate multiple employees to each customer. It's basically a consultancy company.

Their hope is that they can improve the software over time and take on more customers without needing to add employees, but... hasn't shown any signs of happening yet.

>> No.29619387

>>29619106
>WOGI
Oh, the scam penny stock anon shilled?
No.

>> No.29619446

>>29619298
>only pumping a stock that dumps does
How does pumping a stock which then dumps demonstrate proximal cause to people selling off and losing money?

>> No.29619470

>>29618569
>racist
Based
>vaporware
Not so much

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>>29619048
Tbh I like the Active Trader Pro desktop app a lot. Super customizable, tons of features and customizability, the UI is still outdated but I don’t really like the modern minimalist design of most apps, so it’s fine it does the job. But the mobile app is dog shit.

I would just use WeBull or something but they don’t hold nearly as much in handled assets as fidelity, also they’re run by the chinaman

>> No.29619577

>>29619446
no im saying if u pump a stock that dumps and people bought it then you may be held liable for pumping shit that you knew was a dud and manipulating the markets

shitting on a stock and causing FUD isn't a proximal cause if the stock goes up, you just dont like the stock

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>>29619089
its so dumb

how do you participate in this and still respect yourself?
how embarrassing.

>> No.29619640

>>29618840
Why are you trading on a phone you retard? Yes you use the desktop program.

>> No.29619654

>>29619577
>and people bought it then you MAY be held liable for pumping shit that you knew was a dud
oh gotcha, makes sense now. thanks for providing me with counsel for anti- soijak autist's incoming suit

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>>29619159
Thanks amigo.

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>>29619592
Very simple, you look at how much money you make. That's it. Suck my cock faggot.

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>>29618833
you got convinced a company that won't exist in five years is a long play
pic related thanks you for funding his next skiing trip and tai chi classes

>> No.29619844

>>29619747
ooh a whole 6 figures

thats like a year of actual work!

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>>29617889
>NOOOO IT WAS THE TESLA KILLER! PLEASE BUY MY BAGS! IT'S TOTALLY REASONABLE FOR A COMPANY THAT WILL BE LUCKY TO MOVE 100K CARS IN THE NEXT DECADE TO BE WORTH $200B!!
You get what you fucking deserve, faggot

>> No.29619931

>>29619640
Do you not think 99% of non-institutional traders are using mobile?

Ofc I could just use the desktop but if you think it’s normal to have a phone app this outdated in 2021 you are delusional

>> No.29619948

>>29619844
ooh wow you made 600% in a month.
yeah it's pretty sick suck my cock faggot.

>> No.29619979

>>29619844
Are you saying making a year's (implying you make 100k lol) worth of salary in a month is bad or something? Aer you dumb?

>> No.29619998

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
WCVC
PAOG
MINE
ZOM
SNDL

Cheap shares won't last long! You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

>> No.29620000

>>29616529
Ewww ok wumao

>> No.29620010

>>29619948
ooh wowow i turned 1 dollar into 6 dollar by selling bottle of poland springs outside concert!

>> No.29620042

>>29619931
Filtered. And honestly I'm really glad Fidelity filters zoomers and retards.

>> No.29620063

>>29620010
Post your year.

>> No.29620115

>>29620010
Ok, do that 19,537 and a half more times and you will make as much as he did.

>> No.29620131

>>29619979
I'm saying its embarrassing. Like an immigrant Persian who thinks he's a high roller after betting his life savings on the ponies and won.

>> No.29620215

>>29620115
Or just leverage and yolo haha wow

free money

stonyks

ELon sky

THE JEWS!