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29614899 No.29614899 [Reply] [Original]

what a waste of fucking time. Why do courts want to hear anecdotal bullshit from a bunch of nobodies? The fuck?

ANYWAYS, pic related. Can't I just not check everyday EVERY TIME I am summon that way I will never have to serve? Doesn't look illegal to do so

>> No.29614976

>>29614899
mother fuckers don't even compensate you. Bitches.

Fuck government

>> No.29614979

oops I don't remember getting a jury summons in the mail

>> No.29615286
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29615286

bump

>> No.29615574

>>29614899
Imagine them being so demanding for a free duty.

>> No.29615647

start yelling about poop and pee when you get there
they will take you off the list so it never happens again

>> No.29616348
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29616348

If only there was a decentralized digital court system that you could participate in from your own home...
You know where to buy ... sirs.

>> No.29616521

>>29614899
Easy to get out of it. When you're asked questions by the defense you want to make statements like
>He's probably guilty
>I'm 100% pro cop
>The police are usually right
>It's time to crack down on crime
>Anything that sounds like you're voting guilty no matter what
Basic stuff and the defense lawyer will have you dismissed.

>> No.29616653

>>29616521
say you know what jury nullification is if you want the prosecution to drop you

>> No.29616832

Yeah this shit is super easy to get out of though isnt it? Like any moderately reasonable excuse can get you out of it. Something as simple as "i have to work" will get you out.

>> No.29616848

>>29616521
>>29616653
this is why we just need to go back to vigilante justice, mofos dont even want to possibly help someone out or make sure some nigga gets sentenced

>> No.29617043

>>29616348
kek
what coin is this?

>> No.29617099

>>29617043
Kleros

>> No.29617130

>>29616848
I have way better shit to do than free work for the government are you fucking insane??

>> No.29618048
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29618048

>>29616832
Only if you're a lawyer or a doctor, a top tier job. Not a wageslavery office worker. GOTTA LISTEN TO THE COURT LAWYERS GOYS, WE GOTTA PROTECT OUR CLIENTS INTERESTS SOMEHOW

NOW LISTEN TO OUR DRY BORING DRAWN OUT ARGUMENTS EVERYDAY UNTIL WE GIVE YOU THE FINAL TALK ABOUT THE MONEY WE NEED. GOTTA HAVE JUSTICE SOMEHOW, WAGIE.

>> No.29618145

>>29614899
Take them to Kleros Kourt (tm)

>> No.29618491

>>29614899
Just start telling the other jurors about jury nullification

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>>29618048
>den I'll jus vote for the middle option so everywun winz and is okay :)

OH WAGIE! US LAWYERS AIN'T PAID FOR NOTIN'. WHY DO YOU THINK WE MAKE OUR CASES SO LONG WINDED AND OUR PROPOSALS SO HIGH?

THINK, LIL' WAGIE JUROR BOX BOY THINK