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[Anonymous No.29608657]

Is there even any way you can realistically marry without financially cucking yourself?

[Anonymous No.29608737]

>>29608657
why do you need to involve the government in your relationships?

[Anonymous No.29608775]

>thinking about women
ngmi

[Anonymous No.29608810]

>>29608657
Not really. What's the point of marrying anyway? Don't give in to social pressure. You can have sex and a family without putting a chain to your ankle.

[Anonymous No.29608818]

>>29608657
monero cold wallet, unironically

[Anonymous No.29608853]

>>29608657
Marry a woman who had much more money than you

My brother (lucky fuck) married a woman who has a doctor and lawyer parents who are boomers with like 30 investment priories, meanwhile our parents don’t even own 1 home.

[Anonymous No.29608869]

>>29608657
Prenup.
>>29608737
This. My gf and I own businesses with contracts. We'll divorce amicably w/settlements or in big boy court.
>t. divorce attorney

[Anonymous No.29608872]

>>29608657
Have everything in monero

[Anonymous No.29608915]

>>29608869
prenups dont actually hold up in court

[Anonymous No.29608916]

Where i live, you don't even have to marry to get fucked over. If you live together long enough that counts and the bitch can take your money.

[Anonymous No.29608953]

>>29608775
this

[Anonymous No.29608975]

Marry a woman who has much more money than you

My brother (lucky fuck) married a woman who has a doctor and lawyer parents who are boomers with like 30 investment properties, meanwhile our parents don’t even own 1 home.

So my brother now is basically set to inherit a fuck load from his wife’s side.

[Anonymous No.29608977]

>>29608872
>he thinks I can't take his accounts

[Anonymous No.29609054]

>>29608657
Prenup. Chad's like Trump do it and get bashed on by the media but it actually turns your wife on more knowing that you will never relinquish control of your finances.

[Anonymous No.29609066]

>>29608915
Mine do. Stop drafting shit on legalzoom, poorfaggot.

[Anonymous No.29609228]

>>29608977
law of nature supersedes law of man. you come for my monero cold wallets and i will torture you in ways you cannot even imagine. if they find your remains, it will be across 4 different states.

[Anonymous No.29609297]

>>29609228

[Anonymous No.29609345]

>>29609066
>they can get thrown out if "she felt like she wouldn't marry you if she didn't sign" which is treated like coercion. the entire concept of a prenup is basically tissue paper at this point if you get a simp court.

[Anonymous No.29609375]

>>29608975
inb4 the courts take her side and your brother loses everything

[Anonymous No.29609532]

>>29609228
I'm a divorce lawyer and you think I haven't had a gun or knife pulled on me? I literally edc into the courthouse and have three dobermans at each of my homes.

[Anonymous No.29609751]

Move to another nation with less corrosive culture and legal system and marry some pretty peasant girl who knows for a fact she'll be back in poverty if she fucks around

[Anonymous No.29609902]

>>29608977
Sorry I forgot my keys

[Anonymous No.29610202]

>>29609532
>implying i won't follow you home several times to understand your daily routine, stage a fender bender to get your shook, abduct you at gunpoint, disarm you, dump your phone, and then transport you deep into the woods

[Anonymous No.29610224]

>>29608737
The government involves itself, whether you like it or not.

[Anonymous No.29610298]

>>29608657
Be muslim in an muslim country.

[Anonymous No.29610362]

>>29609751
Same energy with Trump and Melania

[Anonymous No.29610387]

MARRIAGE... ITS WHAT I NEED TO DO ALL THE TV SHOWS PEOPLE ARE GETTING MARRIED ALL AROUND ME... I MUST MARRY!!!

[Anonymous No.29610455]

I guess you could legally marry another man who is also in crypto but that would make you a fag

[Anonymous No.29611325]

>>29608657
Marry a woman who has mote money than u

[Anonymous No.29611562]

>>29610202

This is how you do it, I'm kind of glad I'm an unimportant nobody.

[Anonymous No.29611981]

>>29608657
gay marriage isnt allowed OP

[Anonymous No.29612092]

>>29608737
In a lot of states merely the appearance of a relationship for a prolonged period of time will let her get your stuff

[Anonymous No.29612152]

1. Have more than enough money before marrying
2. Say no to your wife's spending requests at least 60% of the time

[Anonymous No.29612294]

Don't marry a whore with cluster B personality disorder.

[Anonymous No.29612379]

Marry a woman that gets paid more than you

t. blue collar retard with pharmacist fiancée

[Anonymous No.29612612]

>>29612379
>marry a roastie
What if I want an actual woman and not an old hag?

[Anonymous No.29612755]

>>29612612
What did you mean by this?

I mean she’s in pharmacy school so not employed yet. Pharmacy school is just 4 years, not the 4 years plus however long in residency and specialization that doctors do.

[Anonymous No.29612796]

>>29608657
Yes by marrying someone who earns more than you

[Anonymous No.29612872]

>>29608737
Because my qt is foreign.

[Anonymous No.29612966]

Mormon marriage is forever

[Anonymous No.29613661]

>>29608657
Move to a non-cucked country and find a non (((westernized))) wife.

[Anonymous No.29613918]

>>29612755
Oh okay that's fine then. I thought you meant go seek out a woman that has completed her 4 year degree + specializations and all that yet was still single, i.e. "a career woman."

[Anonymous No.29613953]

>>29608657
No accept marriage is going to financially ruin you and marry anyway. You can hide some of your assets before getting married but otherwise just accept whatever happens after that half of that is yours. And why not? She should make your life happier and worth being your "other half"

[Anonymous No.29614154]

>>29613661
Nah even asian women these days don't want the trashy western men that divorce at the drop of a hat. Asian men don't divorce or cheat and they're eager to be providers. That's why they get quality loyal, financially sound asian wives. Maybe some desperate south asian girl might marry a guy for a green card.

[Anonymous No.29614241]

>>29608657
Do what Dennis Rodman did. Marry yourself!

[Anonymous No.29614419]

>>29609532
>divorce lawyer
A pox upon you!

[Anonymous No.29614713]

>>29608810
In some countries you only have to live with a defacto partner for 6months for them to entitled to half your shit

[Anonymous No.29615297]

>>29608657
Yes marry a woman who's richer than you. That's what I did.

[Anonymous No.29615675]

>>29608657
CYA with a prenup. Get a lawyer to ensure some gold digging ho can't worm her way around it on some technicality.
You may need to disclose your assets, but imho it's worth it, a good prenup means she can't touch your shit, just throw her a bone once in a while to keep her riding your dick.

[Anonymous No.29615994]

>>29609345
Nope. https://casetext.com/case/colello-v-colello-04-00272-4th-dept-2004
>With respect to the third cause of action, alleging duress, we conclude that defendant's alleged threat to cancel the wedding if plaintiff refused to sign the agreement does not constitute duress. "As a matter of law, [the] exercise or threatened exercise of a legal right [does] not amount to duress" C H Engrs. v. Klargester, Inc., 262 AD2d 984, 984; see generally Stewart M. Muller Constr. Co. v. New York Tel. Co., 40 NY2d 955, 956; Niagara Frontier Transp. Auth. v. Patterson-Stevens, Inc., 237 AD2d 965, 966).

[Anonymous No.29616326]

>>29608657
my gf wants to marry but idk. i got maybe 300k crypto, house paid off. she has 2 houses paid off, is a doctor making $250k/yr, and her family owns a profitable 20+ yr old construction company. we have one child together. i dont think id get screwed since we both have money. she keeps asking but idk.

[Anonymous No.29616407]

>>29608657
Marry and live in an Islamic country