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>be me
>become an adult
>worked ass off for 14 years
>32 years old
>walk into church
>find 18 year old hot white virgin
>2 months later get married
>1 kid on the way, plan on having 9 more
I think I made it.

>> No.29590144

>>29590057
King!

>> No.29590214

>>29590144
thanks bro

>> No.29590250

>>29590057
larp

>> No.29590249

>>29590057
nice, hopefully she isn't too subconsciously brainwashed by the media

>> No.29590386

>>29590249
she comes from a really good family. both parents are present and she doesn't even have a phone. I'm pretty lucky.

>>29590250
not larping i'm serious lol. just sharing my story

>> No.29590527

>>29590057
What denomination?

>> No.29590633

>>29590527
Catholic

>> No.29590741

>>29590633
You old nasty pervert hiding behind your religion to justify your borderline pedophilia. 15 years older than her and you think that's acceptable?

>> No.29590803

>>29590057
I like this because it reminds me mentally ill people sort out the problem on their own nearly half of the time

>> No.29590856

>>29590633
Congrats man, I'm a similar age and was thinking of going to church to find a wife, but I wasn't sure how feasible it is nowadays. Your story gives me hope.

>> No.29590986

>>29590741
Why would I marry some 32 year old eggless used roastie when I can marry an 18 year old virgin?

I saved myself for marriage and worked my ass off so that when I finally get married I am able to provide for my family and my wife can be a stay at home mother.

Stay mad, roastie

>> No.29591091

>>29590986
This woman will leave you in a few years after you've created a few spawn with her and then she's going to collect alimony & child support from you for the rest of your life.

>> No.29591384

>>29590741
You will never be a woman

>> No.29591461

>>29591384
Tell that to my breasts and pussy.

>> No.29591502

>>29590741
>>29591091
30 y.o. roastie detected

>>29590986
how did you approach her?

>> No.29591547

>>29591461

screaming at the void as her womb rots

>NOOO YOU CAN'T GO AND HECKIN MARRY 18 YEAR OLDS
>WHY OF COURSE 16 YEAR OLDS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO VOTE BIGOT

>> No.29591593

>>29591461
Fake tits and axe wound wont make you a woman

>> No.29591676

>>29591091
Yea, huge cope. She is a virgin and I was her first kiss. The pairbonding is insane and the divorce rate for virgins is like less than 10%. We don't use contraception, so every time we have fertile sex. Her pregnancy hormones are insane and it will get even better with every single pregnancy and child. I provide for her and she has an amazing life and we love each other. I don't really see a divorce happening because she doesn't have a degree or a job but even if it were I already had my lawyer do prenups. She's also an extremely devout catholic, we go to church weekly and she prays the rosary daily. Divorce is not allowed as a catholic, and even then there is literally no incentive for a divorce unless she wants to raise the kids by herself in some empty apartment or something lol.

>> No.29591692

>>29591502
this. tell us in detail your seduction arts to winning over an 18yr

>> No.29591693

>>29591502
Do you have a plan for when this woman takes you to the cleaners and full custody of her children in a few years time? Imagine thinking you can marry a woman 15 years less mature than you and that's not going to blow up in your face in a few years' time. I hope you have an ironclad prenup lmao

>> No.29591949

>>29591461
sir, axe wounds and rubber balls don't count

>> No.29592012

>>29591676
you are living the dream. congratulations do you have any tips

>> No.29592123

>>29591676
Pay no mind to the salty incels. You're going to make it, congrats.

>> No.29592142

>>29591676
"I had my lawyer do prenups" confirms this whole story is a massive larp

>> No.29592154

>>29590386
>good family
>18 y/o virgin
>married 2 mos after meeting
good larp. marrying your sister is a crime in 48 states

>> No.29592157

>>29590057
Why is a non-degenerate 18 year old into a man almost twice her age? Be honest OP, either you're larping or she wants to fuck her dad.

>> No.29592213

>>29591502
>>29591692
I stood by her in Church and made some small talk. I'm a very stoic person, and I believe my status made me extremely attractive. Asked her if she was single, if she wanted to become a mother. I told her I was looking for a wife and that I wanted a lot of children. Met her parents and then we got married.

It was not all that hard to be honest, since at any moment I could afford to walk away and I always kept my frame. The status difference makes it super easy to have confidence as well, since I'm in the position where I could easily provide for this woman.

If she declined, I could just go to another catholic church and find another girl so I was not afraid of messing up my words, etc. There are a lot out there, you'd be surprised.

>> No.29592274

>>29590057
>married in 2 month and already knocked her up
My friend, I promise you this isn't going to end well.

>> No.29592328

>>29590057
Having 10kids is based af, siegheil brother

>> No.29592348

>>29592142
I am not larping lol. it's funny you think that and are so angry in this thread that I married an 18 year old

>> No.29592513

>>29592213
>>29592348
No one's angry, just having a good laugh at the obvious larp lmao. You just waltzed into church, asked some barely legal Christian girl if she wanted to father your children, and she immediately wants to jump your bones and father 10 children with you? Sounds like the plot of a shitty rom-com.

>> No.29592670

>>29592213
>Asked her if she was single, if she wanted to become a mother. I told her I was looking for a wife and that I wanted a lot of children.
That's so autistically retarded it's actually based.
Carry on my friend YAGMI.

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29592692

>>29592513
y u mad tho? :)

>> No.29592703

>>29592012
Yes. From age 18 to 30 ignore all women and relationships and focus ONLY on wealth and business.

Once you are 30 and have wealth, then find a virgin to marry. People who are 20 working at McDonalds complain about no women wanting them, it's because they have nothing to provide and have nothing going for them. Women want someone who can provide for them and children.

Also I recommend you become Catholic. Most importantly because I believe it is the right religion, but also because a devout Catholic would not use contraception. Having sterile sex with your wife will literally lead to a divorce. I see so many people who are married for 20 years with one kid and then they get divorced. It's like no shit. Imagine being a woman and having sterile sex everyday and not getting pregnant or having kids. Her biology probably thinks this man's sperm is complete trash and it will fuck up her hormones.

Also men are different than women because women inherently have value. Men don't and need to develop value. It's a hard truth but it's how you have to look at things.

>> No.29592794

how do you meet a girl in Church? before, during or after the service? I guess she went with her family so how did you do it?

>> No.29592804

>>29592513
Well it actually happened and I've explained how I did it in this thread. It wasn't that hard and there are plently of girls who want to get married and have kids instead of working some corporate job for 30 years. The hardest part was working my ass off and building my wealth, not asking the girl.