/SMG/ Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.29573309]

/Shill Market Goi!/ Edition

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://nhentai.net/g/344993/
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Links for (you)
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

[Anonymous No.29573379]

>>29573309
Sold my Nio calls right after the market opens for a 100% profit

[Anonymous No.29573450]

hi

[Anonymous No.29573468]

Don't forget to buy the cryptominer dips!

[Anonymous No.29573487]

dont forget to buy REITs!

[Anonymous No.29573493]

So when does the nasdump end

[Anonymous No.29573507]

FUCK, I COULD'VE RODE VET TILL IT WAS HIGHER

[Anonymous No.29573509]

I have 9k in cash but I refuse to buy anything before I see tomorrows open.

[Anonymous No.29573532]

I'm never going to make money :( Can someone help me out please, all I do is break even. Shill me something

[Anonymous No.29573556]

PLTR is going to crab until Friday, it will get a lift Friday and then next week start retesting $30. It will break through $30 by late next week or early the following week.

[Anonymous No.29573560]

CLF earnings tomorrow

Usually there is a pump until open right?

[Anonymous No.29573561]

>33% of the open interest on 2023 SOXS 1p is ne

[Anonymous No.29573566]

>>29573509
>tomorrows open is green

[Anonymous No.29573571]

BUY SOXL

[Anonymous No.29573576]

>17 years without profits
>Most of the cash comes from governments who are struggling economically and will stop making contracts
>0 fucks by funds on the DPO
>Literally the 200% pump was Robinhooders pumped and getting dumped for a straight month
>The whole point of the DPO was to sell their bags to the normies
>Not even a single contract for one important company
>Target prices are well above its current price
>It won't ever moon because 2 bilions shares will be public
>Institutions are not even a 15% of the shareholders
"b-b-b-but the CEO is a gay mutt just like me! and he's autistic just like me! I simply must invest!" - PLTRannies, right before they join the 41%
"their shareholders manual has the word 'technology' in it, this is such a smart investment for the future!" - people who just downloaded robinhood

[Anonymous No.29573584]

I am once again calling for your support.

Need a list of things to buy for when I move out that aren't obvious. Also things that might help with girls (like I heard girls want trashcans with lids in the bathroom and shit like that)

[Anonymous No.29573586]

>>29573468
Everything associated with crypto is pure garbage. Guaranteed to crash and burn but when is the question.

[Anonymous No.29573606]

This is a very, very comfy day now. After 2 days of absolute hell I am finally recovering. Such comfy recovering.

>>29573450
I want one.

[Anonymous No.29573616]

>>29573450
hi cowe

[Anonymous No.29573618]

Man my fingers are tickling to sell XOM

[Anonymous No.29573625]

>>29573379
Based, where did chinese stock shill go?

[Anonymous No.29573653]

Can someone explain this bullshit to me?
Did my pennyshit seriously just dump to 0.96 then go back to 1.25 the next day just so it could fill the gap at 0.98

no stop loss but emotions almost got me, i almost panic sold to protect my gains rofl

[Anonymous No.29573667]

>up to 21 shares of SOXL

What's the split ratio again?

[Anonymous No.29573697]

>>29573450
henlo cow

[Anonymous No.29573701]

>>29573586
Instead of waiting for a crash, be part of the pump and set stop losses accordingly. It's not that hard.

[Anonymous No.29573707]

>>29573667
15:1

[Anonymous No.29573714]

>>29573532
Wait until BHS is 0.21$ canuck

[Anonymous No.29573722]

>>29573667
1:15
You'll be able to sell three delicious covered calls per week.

[Anonymous No.29573726]

Dubs and I kil the bobo

[Anonymous No.29573728]

>>29573616
hi fren

[Anonymous No.29573747]

GIVE ME A GREEN DAY GODDAMMIT

[Anonymous No.29573761]

>>29573618
>selling XOM
>ever
>selling it right now of all days

[Anonymous No.29573777]

>>29573653
Filling the gap isn't a meme

[Anonymous No.29573782]

>>29573584
>trash can in the bathroom with lid
>allowing women to dump their used tampons at your house

[Anonymous No.29573808]

If the astrology anon is here do the stars say anything about DGTW. Is it cursed?

[Anonymous No.29573816]

>>29573560
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.29573817]

Gee wonder how long it's going to take CRaBPot to go red

[Anonymous No.29573836]

do I buy LMT?

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.29573840]

>>29573584
You should just get a girl and then she'll let you know all the shit you need.

[Anonymous No.29573841]

dubs for buy green energy stocks

[Anonymous No.29573846]

TCEHY good buy today?

[Anonymous No.29573854]

>>29573571
I'm buying as hard as I can SOXL bros

[Anonymous No.29573865]

>>29573817
5 more days anon

[Anonymous No.29573866]

>>29573584
You'd really have to post a pic of your place for targeted advice, I think. General cleanliness is good.

[Anonymous No.29573873]

>REI at 2,3
>haha I will not FOMO in, I've learned not to do that
>it just keeps on going

[Anonymous No.29573879]

I bought SOS at the very top. Not sure why, I guess I thought I could swing it. Unfortunately for me, it reversed as soon as I bought.
Any anons know if this POS chink stock will go back up? Or should I just cut my losses (30%) and stop the bleeding?

[Astrologist !!dMAx/7Da7uM No.29573887]

The moon has entered into Cancer's house, no wonder we are crabbing!

Things to keep in mind when under the influence of a Cancer Moon:

>you will have the urge to sell after this rough week, since you have been left feeling tender and more vulnerable this past week than at other times over the last few months

>the moon is bright and waxing, gathering light as it makes its journey into Cancer, which is the faintest constellation, making it tough for Cancer to see... is there something that you are missing due to your emotions?

>to the west of the moon, you will see Castor and Pollux, sons of Queen Leda of Sparta, signalling an attempt to stop the battle (bobo market?)

[Anonymous No.29573909]

>>29573782
They might be using makeup pads and shit like that, idk.
>>29573840
I figured having the right stuff would help win one over and make me look more responsible.

[Anonymous No.29573913]

>>29573309
I should have spent a day trade and scalped more GTE

[Anonymous No.29573923]

REI IS MOONING

GET THE FUCK IN HERE

[Anonymous No.29573924]

>>29573561
I put a bid in for 20 contracts. Fuck it maybe I'll get it

[Anonymous No.29573929]

>Cowen analyst Jeffrey Osborne kept the outperform rating he’s had on Workhorse for at least the past three years, but lowered his price target to $18 from $25.
>“Shocked,” Osborne wrote. “While we were not modeling success in the USPS, we had anticipated Workhorse would play a role, especially given the administration’s stance around government fleets being zero emission,”
>Osborne said he believes political variables may have played a role in the surprise contract loss, given...two “politically sensitive states” — Wisconsin for Oshkosh and Ohio for Workhorse.

I can't believe this shit. Even the analysts are saying it's literally political revenge for Ohio breaking for Trump.

Somebody re-do the storming of the Capitol and finish the job. Fuck these swamp rats.

[Anonymous No.29573930]

>>29573836
It's a good dividend stock.

[Anonymous No.29573933]

>>29573761
but it's poomping nonstop

[Anonymous No.29573941]

>>29573309
WHERE MY KTOS GANG AT?

>Earnings report tomorrow

RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES
>RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES
RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES
>RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES
RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES
>RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES
RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES
>RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES

[Anonymous No.29573948]

>>29573584
holy fuck that is a deathtrap, what the actual fuck

[Anonymous No.29573956]

>>29573816
What don't we know?

[Anonymous No.29573959]

Stop watching anime

Convert to islam

Have white babies

[Anonymous No.29573963]

CX can't be stopped, it only crabbed yesterday and now it's booming

[Anonymous No.29573965]

>>29573873
its at 2.54 already lmao

[Anonymous No.29573990]

>>29573625
Not sure, but highlight of my day so far is buying BILI at its bottom. I don't even care if it dumps more after earnings, it might not and I would love to make profit from 120 all the way to 150.

>>29573836
For the part of your portfolio meant to sit there and exist safely, yes. It is a good stock. It is always good to have a side of war in your portfolio.

[Anonymous No.29574000]

>>29573923
lmfao you saved my image

[Anonymous No.29574002]

I took a bad hit and only have 4k to invest now, shill me some stocks that will make me money, im in your hands now.

[Anonymous No.29574013]

Last 3 digits are my IQ. Well yes, this is typical IQ of UUUU holder. You're smart enough to get UUUU as well are you?

[Anonymous No.29574023]

>all the big players scurried away from PLTR like rats getting out of a sinking ship
>COO Sankar Shyam sold $21,469,332.94 of shares
>co-founder Stephen Cohen dumped 3.8 million shares
>all that's left is people like this https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/kwk0qs/can_we_get_the_energy_up_for_alex_karp_long_pltr/
PLTRannies who think this will be "le comfy long hold", explain yourselves

[Anonymous No.29574025]

MARA is real good shit, I should have bought some more of this sooner.

[Anonymous No.29574034]

>>29573965
2.65 lmao. This is gay

[Anonymous No.29574045]

>>29573866
It's for when I move out again after lockdown. I'm starting from zero.

[Anonymous No.29574051]

>>29574013
>Last 3 digits are my IQ

Yikes

[Anonymous No.29574057]

>>29574013
heh

[Anonymous No.29574066]

>>29573887
You really don't need the trip. We can tell when it's you. Also thoughts on DGTW? Is it cursed?

[Anonymous No.29574083]

I fomo'd into bayhorse how fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.29574090]

>>29573556
Sounds right. Wonder where all the FUD is coming from this month.

[Anonymous No.29574095]

WHAT SHOULD I BUY

[Anonymous No.29574096]

Bought REI at 2.6
Am i gonna make it

[Anonymous No.29574105]

>>29574013
Sorry I have IQ over 100

[Anonymous No.29574109]

>>29573929
>the bidet calls for unity as he strikes you

[Anonymous No.29574112]

God DAYUM!!! I just pumped 3k into oil this morning but im checking out REI right now. It's doing fucking excellent. Im thinking of taking out more money and dumping into it too. Red pill me on this stock lads.

[Anonymous No.29574117]

>>29573924
The ask when I got it was like 9.00 or some stupid and I got filled at 0.20. Wish I got more then one lol.

[Anonymous No.29574119]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CRBP

[Anonymous No.29574121]

>>29573941
Don't stocks dip 99% of the time after an earnings call?

[Anonymous No.29574123]

>>29574013
Well, I guess I must go back to waging in uranium mines. I can't win here.

[Anonymous No.29574126]

SOXL

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.29574129]

>REI blasting off
Oh god oh fuck

[Anonymous No.29574134]

>>29573584
>you'll never have that awesome room

Sometimes I wish I would have stayed single desu

Women would never tolerate that and I would lose half my shit if I tried in a divorce.

Women are literally at least 50% capital gain taxes

[Anonymous No.29574140]

>>29574095
TBLT is unironically on a really good dip right now

[Anonymous No.29574142]

I CALLED THE FUCKEN X10 ON REI

GET IN HERE YOU STUPID FUCKS

[Anonymous No.29574147]

>AMC
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

I NEED TO MAKE BACK THE MONEY I LOST

[Anonymous No.29574170]

>>29574013
>Last 3 digits are my IQ.

[Anonymous No.29574181]

REI
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.29574182]

>>29574083
Welcome to the comfy ride friend

[Anonymous No.29574184]

please, advice me what to do
every time I buy something, no matter how much research I've put in, it immediately starts tanking, even if its good stocks, like HD or DG
my portfolio is down 10% since I started investing (pic)
I don't want to give up yet, I will quit if I manage to get return my investment.

[Anonymous No.29574195]

>>29573584
get a girl and then flex your financial muscls by buying her all that girly shit when she mentions it. Spending money gets girls wet asf

[Anonymous No.29574200]

Is BFARF still a good buy at its current price?

[Anonymous No.29574206]

>>29574023
where are these pictures of this niggerjew coming from?
wtf?

[Anonymous No.29574215]

>>29573948
That's part of the dream, fren

[Anonymous No.29574226]

>>29574090
>Wonder where all the FUD is coming from this month.
facts and logic

[Anonymous No.29574232]

>>29573584
>Buying things for your living space that you think girls will want ahead of time
This will just make you look feminine to most women. Just make sure your house is clean. That's the most important part.

[Anonymous No.29574237]

JBT-101 RESULTS FOR CRBP ARE POSITIVE WE ARE GOING TO THE MOON

[Anonymous No.29574252]

>>29573309
>GE slowly mooning

thank you based boomers

[Anonymous No.29574259]

>>29574013
kek

[Anonymous No.29574274]

Thank you based Joe Biden for finally getting rid of the virus.

[Anonymous No.29574291]

>>29574237
What's a JBT-101?!

[Anonymous No.29574336]

>>29573909
they dont want responsible. they want to fix you and your place after some deep dicking.

[Anonymous No.29574343]

>>29574237
Got any source for that

[Anonymous No.29574353]

picked up some DIS and XOM will I make it now

[Anonymous No.29574358]

>>29574291
It is CRBP's cannabinoid derived drug, also known as Lenabasum.

[Anonymous No.29574363]

>>29574147
AMCCCCCCCCCCCCC

[Anonymous No.29574365]

>>29573048
Pick one from these
https://www.hyperledger.org/use/vendor-directory

[Anonymous No.29574369]

GTE bros
I think we're gonna make it

[Anonymous No.29574374]

Who is fucking buying all this airplanes, oil, cinema and other shit? Economy is not opening. It's a fucking bubble that will pop any second.

[Anonymous No.29574377]

>>29574206
somehow every single one I find is worse than the previous one

[Anonymous No.29574399]

Why do the Jews do this to me?

[Anonymous No.29574404]

>>29573667
Fuuuuuu...nice work man. Enjoy those covered calls and forging a new life. I am squeaking by with 7 currently.

[Anonymous No.29574412]

Sorry bros, just bought rei so its dumping

[Anonymous No.29574415]

7 Things You Didn't Know About Nokia
https://www.fool.com/investing/2021/02/24/7-things-you-didnt-know-about-nokia/

Nokia looks like a buy right now

[Anonymous No.29574420]

OSW growing well

MUFG solid long

AMC popping back up reopening March 5 with rumors of Amazon buyout

[Anonymous No.29574419]

>Bitcoin is trading at $50k

[Anonymous No.29574422]

>>29574083
You're gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.29574424]

Then dont give up. I've been down 25% on my portfolio and haven't given up yet.
Sometimes its not about the DD, but just reading the chart itself, and sticking to that stock, waiting for it to grow. You just must be patient fren and keep at it, or else you'll never see that 10% again.

[Anonymous No.29574435]

>>29574126
based. It's gonna be a good next 2 years. The semi shortage won't be coming to an end any time soon. Buy shares, sell calls, buy more shares

[Anonymous No.29574439]

>>29574013
Second time

[Anonymous No.29574441]

>>29574374
It's boomers who watch CNBC. All they talk about on there is "pent up demand" they say it repeatedly on some mk ultra shit.

[Anonymous No.29574444]

>>29574358
Does that mean CRBPajeet was right?

[Anonymous No.29574461]

>>29574374
t.Salty tech faggot

[Anonymous No.29574467]

>>29574013
LMFAO

[Anonymous No.29574478]

>>29574134
>Women would never tolerate that
>TFW gf made me throw out my perfectly good couch and chair just because they're 6 years old and I found them on the curb
She also has been hinting that she wants me to take down my Starship Troopers movie poster.

[Anonymous No.29574482]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i still cant believe i've come this far as a poorfag student just gambling away my CERB cheques

[Anonymous No.29574496]

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[Anonymous No.29574505]

>>29574399
you do it to yourself, you do
and that's what really hurts

[Anonymous No.29574507]

USWS about to pop off!!

Oil/Electrix fracking

[Anonymous No.29574516]

>>29574195
I actually have a list of lingerie, cosplay, and bdsm gear I want to buy a girl and dress her up with. It's kind of why I'm doing this.

>>29574232
I'm just trying to look dependable and responsible and not like someone who has never lived on their own.
>>29574336
Don't worry I'm not a pushover, I'm actually really unagreeable. I wouldn't agree to that.

[Anonymous No.29574524]

What do you call this chart

[Anonymous No.29574539]

>>29573584
plants, a comfy sectional, a bookshelf with cool books

[Anonymous No.29574542]

>>29574444
I'm guessing so guess I owe him a hug and some hentai.

[Anonymous No.29574545]

>selling covered calls
>stock is $1.10 a share
>strike price is $1 gives premium of $0.33
I'm sure I'm a brainlet so I may be missing something; but even if the stock goes up and I'm forced to cover at $1 I'm fine since the premium will ensure I stay green overall. But is that the only risk, other than the stock dumping and I get put in the same place as a bagholder.

[Anonymous No.29574552]

>>29574096
Looks like i bought the top again boys
Im never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.29574551]

CRBP!!! I knew I should have averaged down!!!

[Anonymous No.29574561]

>>29574184
>>29574424
Meant for you fren.

[Anonymous No.29574569]

Home Depot's PT was lowered across several ratings institutions after their earnings call.
It's dropping hard, and probably still has a ways to go, but the dividends are just so nice.

[Anonymous No.29574572]

Don't buy REI now lol

[Anonymous No.29574579]

>>29574184
Buy stocks that you think are a good value, with the mindset that you will see the return over a longer span of time, and as long as nothing has materially changed, whether the stock price goes lower in the short term doesn't really matter. The stock price can go up sharply in a very short span of time, and it's not easy to predict when that will happen, but if you're not holding the stock during that short duration of time, you won't see any of the gains.

[Anonymous No.29574580]

>bought rei at 2.60

FOMO is a hell of a drug

[Anonymous No.29574591]

>>29574374
Im buying a plane ticket this summer
>where?
dont care, im just flying the moment they let me

[Anonymous No.29574603]

>>29574478
>take down my Starship Troopers movie poster.
you should, manchild

[Anonymous No.29574616]

>>29574215
based

[Anonymous No.29574631]

Where is that stupid little bear anyway

[Anonymous No.29574634]

I’m getting raped by my stocks. What can help me come back?

[Anonymous No.29574653]

>>29573722
>>29574404
What is this about covered calls? I was just going to hold.

[Anonymous No.29574659]

Can anyone see any catalyst for WKHS whatsoever now? Or will the earnings on 1st March be the final nail in the coffin? I am down 60% and am thinking about realizing and going away rather than doing that at -90... but if there is a chance for them, Id like to see it. Their financials sure look like bankruptcy.

[Anonymous No.29574660]

>>29574374
It's called an investment, not a gamble.

[Anonymous No.29574662]

>>29574551
Don't worry it'll be back at 0% today to continue it's crab. There's still time.

[Anonymous No.29574663]

>>29574377
checked and keked

[Anonymous No.29574671]

>>29574478
F

[Anonymous No.29574672]

>>29574435
The covered calls after it splits are going to be fabulous.

[Anonymous No.29574673]

Any penny stock lottery ticket shills today?
>inb4 BHS
Already entered at $0.1

[Anonymous No.29574676]

luv me LUV
simple as

[Anonymous No.29574677]

>>29574580
>buying memed stocks on reddit
you played yourself

[Anonymous No.29574682]

oil is the new tech

[Anonymous No.29574690]

>>29574551
Uhh anon is this your first week with CRBP? It randomly shoots up and then crabs down. Rinse and repeat. Just swing it.

[Anonymous No.29574693]

>>29574524
Rumors of the whole country reopening
Rumors of hyperinflation

[Anonymous No.29574694]

>>29574545
Sure, but you're capping your gains. Stock could moon to $2, and you'll be stuck with $133 no matter what when you get assigned.

[Petro bra No.29574706]

You bought PBR calls, Right anon?

[Anonymous No.29574708]

>>29574552
>>29574580
Looks like its time to $ROPE brother

[Anonymous No.29574712]

>>29574539
Yes I love sectionals because you can lay on them in the other direction.
I really like the plant idea though I didn't think of that. I think snake plants/aloe vera and others like that might be good because they don't require that much water.

[Anonymous No.29574717]

>>29574631
right here fren
*dabs on you*

[Anonymous No.29574722]

>>29574524
Niggers are burning down my town AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.29574735]

>>29574119
I bought the dip yesterday and wtf I love soijaks now

[Anonymous No.29574741]

>>29574580
>>29574552
Lads if you see a stock shoot like that and it's past 15% it's probably too late

[Anonymous No.29574747]

>>29574516
wtf I have a new fetish now

[Anonymous No.29574748]

>>29574569
HD apparently paid out a bunch of OT and disaster pay to their employees last year cause corona. I hear theyre upping their wages too.

[Anonymous No.29574757]

>>29574439
I improved a little bit since last time I tried. I trained on sudoku and other crosswords

[Anonymous No.29574760]

crbp eom target is $26+ instead of $8 now because people are going to try and buy back in after phase 2 results lul

[Anonymous No.29574764]

>>29574580
Don't forget to sell when it craters, right before the V-Shaped recovery

[Anonymous No.29574770]

>>29574516
wait til you have a girl tho, when she asks just say "sure thing babe" and buy shit right then. If you already have the stuff she won't be impressed by you buying it. She needs to see you spend money on her specifically

[Anonymous No.29574778]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

GAY GAY GAY GAY

They hit my stop limit on both ends and snagged both at lows!

WHY EVEN LIVE WHEN YOU ONLY MAKE $87 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (˚Õ˚)ر ~~~~ うるさいうるさいうるさい

[Anonymous No.29574779]

>>29574374
>It's a fucking bubble that will pop any second.

[Anonymous No.29574780]

>>29574659
it's heartbreaking, they had a genuinely promising product

i'll hold for now, if it goes down to nothing so be it

[Anonymous No.29574781]

>>29574539
Is that a Hue Gradient strip, anon? How do you like it? Been thinking about getting one for behind the TV, but I have so much Hue shit now I dunno if it's worth it.
>t. 45 Hue devices in muh house

[Anonymous No.29574783]

SANP BROOSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.29574785]

If I hit exercise on a buy call on robinhood how long until the shares are put in my account? Sameday?

[Anonymous No.29574797]

>>29574760
I heard their JBT-101 results were positive right?

[Anonymous No.29574809]

>>29574603
Take it back!!!

[Anonymous No.29574815]

>>29574524
>make 'im think its the bottom
>reversal
>Poomp et and paint a bool flag

[Anonymous No.29574827]

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[Anonymous No.29574830]

>>29574545
>other than the stock dumping and I get put in the same place as a bagholder.
those premiums are expensive for a reason, yes it can dump that hard

just ask any NAK covered call sellers who were stoked about a 30% premium for a monthly. little did they know the stock would crash -50% the next month too. They probably would have necked themselves too had it went uo +500% since it was a moonshot stock in the first place

Usually you want to sell covered calls on stable boomer shit to save yourself the pain of the stock mooning or dumping. +2-3% additional income monthly selling weeklies is pretty respectable risk-reward

[Anonymous No.29574831]

>>29574580

I FUCKEN called the pump minutes before.

[Anonymous No.29574834]

>fell for /pol/‘s scare tactic and sold yesterday
>stocks pared yesterday
>gained today

describe a more fucked retard than me lads. I just want my money back

[Anonymous No.29574837]

>>29574572
i literally just bought the top right before you posted this. why didn't you stop me??

[Anonymous No.29574840]

>>29574013
>first 007
>now 013
lmao, keep up the good work

[Anonymous No.29574866]

>>29574797
Until there is proof of positive results I shall continue to crabpost it.

[Anonymous No.29574885]

is ARKK dead or is it still worth buying the dip?

[Anonymous No.29574895]

>>29574660
It's called stupidity. Every day there are new news about new Covid variations which current vaccines may be unable to fight. This shit is a fake anyway and there is no reason to drop this theater.

[Anonymous No.29574905]

>>29574834
eh they haven't broken the downtrend yet, but they're close

[Anonymous No.29574929]

Why is AMC actually going up?

[Anonymous No.29574930]

>>29574545
>other than the stock dumping and I get put in the same place as a bagholder.

Yes, that is a very real risk.

[Anonymous No.29574937]

>>29574866
based crabposter

[Anonymous No.29574940]

>>29574374
stock gets oversold to under book value, you can't be surprised when it rallies back up violently
a shitty $1 stock will give you a 10-bagger if you buy it for 10 cents (see PRTY, TUP, OVV etc etc)

[Anonymous No.29574944]

>>29574834
I didn't sell my $600,000 worth of WKHS when it was at $40.

[Anonymous No.29574947]

>>29574885
they sold google and apple shares to buy more tesla...

[Anonymous No.29574949]

>>29574478
>going out with girl
>after about a month she says she doesn't like my cat, and how much time I spent with her, and thinks it's "time for her to go"
>the 20 year old cat I've had since I was a toddler
Women are odd.

>>29574834
Hard to blame anybody for getting cold feet after the bloodbath yesterday desu

[Anonymous No.29574950]

>>29574840
Thanks fren, I do my best to improve

[Anonymous No.29574956]

Is time to sell REI?

[Astrologist !!dMAx/7Da7uM No.29574961]

>>29574066
yeah that shit has bad voodoo

the last week of February will especially be a trying time since there is a pile-up of planets in the solar eleventh house this month which corresponds to Aries. there will be a greater need and desire for personal renewal and recuperaiton that will continue on until March. Rethinking recently made plans can work out into your benefit. There will be a turning point around the 27th

[Anonymous No.29574966]

>>29574482
OKAY BASED?

[Anonymous No.29574972]

>>29574770
I'm planning on just having things ready (specifically ones that are size invariant like a lot of japanese lingerie that is made with laces that get tied down so as to fit many sizes) and wrap that stuff up in a gift box and make it seem special.

Also I'm not going to ask, I'm just going to give it to her. Why ask if it's a gift, and by asking she could say no, even if she might actually like it if she's holding it.

[Anonymous No.29574996]

BHS shill come here and give me a kiss already

[Anonymous No.29575005]

>>29574653
Use the next week or so and watch videos on selling covered calls.

[Anonymous No.29575008]

> agonizing over whether or not to buy FLR all morning
> it's gone up almost 3% in the meantime
G-guess I'll just write a put...

[Anonymous No.29575010]

>>29574956

Higher volume. I’m holding

[Anonymous No.29575025]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING

SHILL ME SOMETHING FAST

[Anonymous No.29575038]

Where my AMRS niggaz?

[Anonymous No.29575042]

>>29574837
We won't get back to 2.60 but we'll get close, ykwtd

[Anonymous No.29575046]

Glad I didn't drop GEVO yesterday.

[Anonymous No.29575052]

JPow done talking, time for the SOXL pump?

[Anonymous No.29575062]

>>29574866
Will results be posted online for CRBP or will they be announced?

[Anonymous No.29575069]

>>29574929
skeez skoze

[Anonymous No.29575075]

>Biden signs executive order to fix semiconductor shortage
>QCOM goes down more

the moment this hits 150 im selling, so sick of this clown market.

[Anonymous No.29575082]

>>29573571
Fack that’s hot. I made gud money on SOXL before. I’d like to rotate in after I can free up my portfolio. I’ll see if I can join you on the next sale.

[Anonymous No.29575088]

>>29575025
SPY strangle

[Anonymous No.29575098]

>>29575025
BHS

[Anonymous No.29575100]

vuzix is a real one

[Anonymous No.29575103]

All in on RYCEY

[Anonymous No.29575104]

>>29575025
USWS NIGGER

[Anonymous No.29575107]

SOXL BROS

[Anonymous No.29575110]

>>29575025
CRBP. You'll be financially unchanged in 3 months.

[Anonymous No.29575113]

>>29575025
AMC
WE'RE BUYING LAMBOS SOON BABY

[Anonymous No.29575115]

>>29574947
>selling beatdown stocks to buy a stock that's going to get beatdown
how Cathy even made it this far is just beyond me

[Anonymous No.29575118]

AG to 30. Just fucking watch. I told you fuckers this stock was gonna take off

[Anonymous No.29575126]

>>29574200
if btc goes up..... Yes
if btc goes down...... No

[Anonymous No.29575130]

>>29574895
It's stupidity to buy these stocks during a dip in order to ride them up long term...? Do you think these industries are just going to dissolve? You're an idiot, I mean that sincerely.

[Anonymous No.29575134]

>>29575052
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

[Anonymous No.29575142]

>>29575005
I know what covered calls are, why would I sell covered calls after the split? I legitimately don't understand.

[Anonymous No.29575144]

>>29574374
it's just another false start where boomers throw money preemptively at recovery plays
we had one last year too

[Anonymous No.29575143]

>ARKK Calls
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.29575150]

RYCEY is doing well again today.

[Anonymous No.29575153]

>>29575042
buy more?

[Anonymous No.29575155]

>>29574374
>Economy is not opening.
When did it close?

[Anonymous No.29575168]

>>29575025
The MP dip.

Oh wait, too late.

[Anonymous No.29575176]

>>29574659
>>29574780
0 someday, vaporware

[Anonymous No.29575182]

>>29574781
I'm interested in light strips too, like ones that actually mimic the color from the output in the front. Sucks that so much became proprietary. I think in the future a lot of tv's will have a strip just built into the back that just works.

[Anonymous No.29575184]

>>29575113
sell signal

[Anonymous No.29575191]

>>29574109
And he doesn't even have the decency to get the $2000 checks sent out. You owe me a lot more than $2000 now you mummified childfucker.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/workhorse-plans-to-fight-losing-the-uspss-ngdv-contract-2021-02-24

I have no idea what the fuck this means. It's basically Workhorse management saying "yeah we already emailed Biden and DeJoy and asked them why they're such rotten fucking kikes"

[Anonymous No.29575198]

>>29574961
>the solar eleventh house this month

[Anonymous No.29575223]

>>29575075
He hasn't officially signed it yet. That's after market hours and they aren't fixing anything yet. it's just to start meetings about what they can do about it.

[Anonymous No.29575246]

>>29574374
It's a long term play not a get rich quick scheme you GMEtard

[Anonymous No.29575269]

>>29573309
>MFW I didn’t buy nearly enough BayHorse

I should have listened and went all in

[Anonymous No.29575290]

>>29575075
>Qualcomm was one of the chief donators to Biden's campaign

solid ROI right there

[Anonymous No.29575311]

REI please fly again. Don't do this I want more gains since I can't sell or good faith violation. FLY AGAIN.

[Anonymous No.29575328]

>>29573532
RYCEY.
That is all.

[Anonymous No.29575347]

What is this type of chart called?

[Anonymous No.29575361]

>they're pump'n dumping on GME brainlets again

at this point it's just cruel

[Anonymous No.29575363]

>>29575130
Yeah, they are going to dissolve. We will still need some oil but optimism about theaters and airlines is not justified.

[Anonymous No.29575379]

>>29574374
New York is reopening theaters (at 25% capacity). That's better than closed for the next year.

[Anonymous No.29575388]

>>29573309
SLV is the best call right now and you can’t deny it

[Anonymous No.29575390]

What the fuck is this nigger talking about

[Anonymous No.29575393]

>bought rei at 2.6
>immediately dips
Thats what I get for buying worst girl

[Anonymous No.29575399]

https://www.newswire.ca/news-releases/drone-delivery-canada-bolsters-balance-sheet-893642938.html

You did believe in TAKOF, right?

[Anonymous No.29575400]

>>29575118
> First Majestic: +5.13%
> Mutant Fish: +6.51%
I know which one is a better investment, thank you.

[Anonymous No.29575402]

PTON doing a little sumn sumn.

[Anonymous No.29575404]

tfw sold DFEN and BNKU at 16 and 34 respectively for measly profits.

[Anonymous No.29575405]

>>29575150
It is. Owning mostly this and Oil has been nice these past couple of days.

[Anonymous No.29575407]

CRBP CHADS!

[Anonymous No.29575420]

>>29574944
That's brutal.

>>29575269
>fucked up and went with Webull
>missing all these otc memes
Ahhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.29575429]

>>29573879
Just buy YINN if you want chink exposure.

[Anonymous No.29575432]

Just wanted to remind everyone that XSPAs business model is dead and you can get a covid test in a lowes parking lot. They dont have a corner on all testing in airports either. In short, cunts fucked.

[Anonymous No.29575436]

>>29575347
peak oil

[Anonymous No.29575447]

>>29575311
That REI five year chart is beautiful

[Anonymous No.29575450]

>>29575347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASKTeKjyLsA

[Anonymous No.29575454]

HAHHAHHAHAH BOBO WHERE ARE YOU

[Anonymous No.29575460]

>>29575290
>Qualcomm was one of the chief donators to Biden's campaign
I did not know this.
Definitely buying QCOM now.

[Anonymous No.29575469]

IT BURNS AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.29575473]

ANY CHEAPIES???

[Anonymous No.29575476]

what should I buy if I want to GET RICH TODAY

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.29575483]

>>29575361
GME's CFO just stepped down. He can't handle the job because of how much money they're making and the numbers are getting too large. Buy GME.

[Anonymous No.29575487]

>>29575118
into the brapper collection

[Anonymous No.29575501]

>>29575290
Chief, does that mean most donated?

[Anonymous No.29575514]

>h-he said he was a bear!

[Anonymous No.29575519]

>>29575118
I sold below $18 to buy BHS.
I regret nothing.

[Anonymous No.29575523]

>>29575447
conceptualize the odeur

[Anonymous No.29575527]

>>29575182
I have...
>4 Play Bars
>2 Indoor Lightstrips
>1 Outdoor Lightstrip
>1 Sync Box
>5 Remotes
>3 Motion Sensors
>35+ Color Bulbs

[Anonymous No.29575552]

>>29575150
Does this mean John Rocker will come back?

[Anonymous No.29575556]

>>29575361
seems like a great stock to sell covered calls now that the squeeze has been squozed

[Anonymous No.29575557]

>>29574539
Impressive, very nice.

[Anonymous No.29575558]

>>29575473
SRAC, THCB

[Anonymous No.29575566]

>>29575388
I love it when goy buy SLV. It give JP reason to issue more paper silver and artificially drive down the price of spot.

>.t Arnie Sheckleberg

[Anonymous No.29575572]

>>29575290
>>29575460
Like Biden remembers them. Then again there is that semiconductor aid/legislation that's going to happen at some point...

[Anonymous No.29575575]

Whats up with CLF

[Anonymous No.29575601]

>>29575552
Um, anon, John passed away last week. Very tragic

[Anonymous No.29575609]

>>29575447
please sauce me, brother

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.29575619]

I really like these funds so I doubled my position.

[Anonymous No.29575626]

bought some TQQQ at $86, feeling pretty good about that

[Anonymous No.29575636]

>>29574712
My fiancee loves fake plants, if you want the atmosphere without the having to take care of a living thing.

[Anonymous No.29575639]

>>29574694
>Sure, but you're capping your gains.

I'm personally going to start slowing my roll with selling covered calls on everything.

Lost APHA to 8c calls a couple months ago.
Lost SNDL to 1c calls
Lost OGI to 2.5c calls
Just lost CIM to 11c calls that I sold for fucking $10 a pop

Granted I lost PLTR to 32.5c calls which turned out to be a good thing but damn, 25% gains on APHA when it would currently be a 3-4x

[Anonymous No.29575651]

>>29575476
SANP

[Anonymous No.29575659]

Already up 4% on the WKHS dip , nice!

[Anonymous No.29575664]

>>29575447
I require this sauce to make some other fly.

[Anonymous No.29575674]

>>29573309
>put money in crypto and stocks at the same time
>stocks have made me 0 dollars
>my crypto has all done a 10x, 4x, 3x, whatever the fuck the entire time
>market will crash literally any day now
>i have more money in crypto gains alone than my entire bank account

[Anonymous No.29575678]

>>29575447
Not as beautiful as pic related

[Anonymous No.29575688]

>>29575619
The downfall of ARK was baggie buying

[Anonymous No.29575693]

>>29575527
Sweet.
I'm thinking controllable led bulbs for mood lighting. I'd like an app that can change the color throughout the day to something more dim and red, and more blue daylight color in the middle of the day. Do you know anything that can do that?

[Anonymous No.29575695]

RECYCLE
>>29574338
>>29574338
>>29574338
>>29574338

[Anonymous No.29575706]

burry already cope tweeting about tsla
https://twitter.com/michaeljburry

[Anonymous No.29575721]

What’s gonna happen after earnings today BILIbros?

[Anonymous No.29575728]

PLTR

[Anonymous No.29575734]

>Your strangle gets clipped at breakeven
>five minutes later
>Your strangle is up 50%

EVERY FUCKING TIME I SWEAR I HAVE TRADING OPTIONS FOR YEARS AND THIS HAPPENS EVERY FUCKING TIME AND THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO ESCAPE OTHER THAN TO YOLO!

[Anonymous No.29575738]

>>29575619
Can you buy a short on BHS too, please?

[Anonymous No.29575766]

>>29575575
you fell for the tranny steel meme

[Anonymous No.29575776]

>>29575601
We will never forget your fat hands, John. Rest in White Power.

[Anonymous No.29575815]

>>29575552
RYCEY needs like anoth 50% pump before he breaks even. Also he ded

>>29575674
literally got wiped out in crypto this weekend. didn't sell but down as fuck. Meanwhile if stocks drop to hard to fast they stop trading. So i buy crypto stocks. Same gains, much less loss.

[Anonymous No.29575817]

>>29575636
I have a snake plant on my desk that I pour water in when it doesn't look so rigid. It seems really durable so far. Plants without actual leaves seem pretty easy to handle.

[Anonymous No.29575818]

Sold my oil a month ago...

[Anonymous No.29575850]

>>29575738
Bump

[Anonymous No.29575862]

>>29574603
HOW DARE YOU ENJOY THINGS REEEEEEEEEEE

[Gnomefearie !DZCXeM7F46 No.29575880]

SLV :)

Expecting people to flame me but just watch!

Hehe

[Anonymous No.29575955]

>>29575818
i reduced a position by 30% just before the price jumped up by 30% because i wanted to buy amc which was sure to go up but only has by 10%
feels bad

[Anonymous No.29575981]

>>29575025
ICD

[Anonymous No.29576163]

>>29575693
The Hue app can do that, fren

[Anonymous No.29576367]

Is DMGGF worth holding? Havent seen any good news and BITC is shitting the bed.

[Anonymous No.29576559]

>>29574580
>buying a stock that’s up 20%+ on the day
>surprised it pulls back a bit

[Anonymous No.29576655]

SOXL green, fuck Bobos!

[Anonymous No.29576703]

>>29574830
been selling NAK covered calls for the past 1.5 years. I'm still making money off NAK after the 50% drop. But yeah, it hurt a little

[Anonymous No.29576724]

>>29575075
>PFE set to save the world with miracle drugs including a corona virus cure
>stock craters

O...ok

[Anonymous No.29576811]

>>29575404
>selling dfen now

[Anonymous No.29576883]

>>29574013
>IQ is picrel
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.29577199]

>>29575075
Shit is manipulated to Hell and back. Everything you see/saw going on with Gamestop, AMC, and so on is going on with the bigger and less memey stocks, it's just bigger players deploying the same strategy. You could cause a gargantuan short squeeze on a lot more stocks than people realize because of the way the algos accumulate positions. The gist of it is that most people are buying. When that happens the algos/hfts go into short mode, over time, they amass excess short positions which they either try to exit profitably or hedge out. If a sudden buying shock took place, they would detonate and the algos would flip exacerbating the problem.

[Anonymous No.29577275]

>>29575706

Full blown schizo meltdown after missing the GME
pump

[Anonymous No.29577293]

>>29574478
Tell her to fuck off you cuck

[Anonymous No.29577300]

>>29576655
double digit green confirmed.

[Anonymous No.29577814]

>>29574083

The only question when buying Bayhorse is, did you buy ENOUGH Bayhorse?