/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.29562881]

how can i make 200$ online really fast? i need something with instant cashout, and i have only 2 dollars in my wallet so don't even try shilling your stupid shitcoin

[Anonymous No.29562956]

>>29562881
scamming people on IG

[Anonymous No.29562988]

>>29562956
spoonfeed me

[Anonymous No.29563015]

Pawning your shit is the fastest way if you have no job.

[Anonymous No.29563063]

Sign up for chaterbate and massage your prostate for tokens

[Anonymous No.29563093]

>>29562988
First, you need to get a camera. Then go stand in the road. The busier, the better. Keep standing there until a large vehicle hits you. You'll either die or be able to sue for damages. Either outcome works for society at large.

[Anonymous No.29563100]

You want to make 200 bucks and you have 2? How the fuck you expect that you handout-craving instant-gratification addicted non-hard-working zoomer

[Anonymous No.29563148]

>>29563093
>online

>>29563100
i'm ok with working online, as long as there is not 14 days of delay before payment

[Anonymous No.29563162]

>>29562881
Who is this semen hydrant

[Anonymous No.29563234]

>>29563148
Why don't you get a job? If this is just a one-off thing, sell your GPU on Facebook marketplace.

[Anonymous No.29563239]

>>29563162
i don't know, but how many sats would you pay for my hand-picked thots folder?

[Anonymous No.29563257]

>>29562881
NGMI

[Anonymous No.29563303]

>>29563234
>Why don't you get a job?
i need 200$ this week, i can't get a job that quickly, and online platforms hold earned money for two weeks

>>29563234
>sell your GPU
no way, i need it to watch youtube

[Anonymous No.29563307]

>>29563239
Two
>fee is hundreds of thousands of sats

[Anonymous No.29563383]

>>29563303
Does your CPU not have integrated graphics? If you have an rx 580 or something, sell it for $350, use the $100 to buy a gt 710, and the rest to fund your drug habit or somehting.

[Anonymous No.29563449]

>>29563307
no way, it tooke me MONTHES to find all the thots, 2 is way too low

[Anonymous No.29563511]

>>29563449
Wish more bikinis had that pube window

[Anonymous No.29563652]

>>29562881
Give me your ethereum wallet

[Anonymous No.29563680]

>>29562881
Well homeless people make about $80 a day begging. You could do that.

[Anonymous No.29563732]

imagine being so poor that you dont even have 200 dollars

[Anonymous No.29563817]

If we could all turn 2 into 200 that quick and easy with instant cash out we would all be doing it and have made it by the end of the week.

[0xcA109F46e50cdbbC326e09c01650(...) No.29563837]

>>29563652
what's even the point, gas fee are like 50$ to sell shitcoins. i still have 1500 rsr that i can't sell, lmao

>>29563680
where can i beg online? without getting banned preferably

[Anonymous No.29563897]

>>29563817
i literally want to EARN 200$, not to do a 100x, it's very different

[Anonymous No.29563913]

>>29563100
>non-hardworking

Poor people are the most hardworking people in the country. People who have money in todays world are just psychopaths who deserve their money stolen.

[Anonymous No.29563993]

>>29563449
Again, I'm not paying even a low amount and then paying $60 in fees.

Also tits are free on the internet.

[Anonymous No.29563997]

theres a subreddit called beermoney or something

try mechianical turk as well

[Anonymous No.29564017]

>>29563897
Go work off the book on a construction site. You ll make 200 in 2-3 days.

[Anonymous No.29564100]

>>29563993
is there something like satoshibox that takes ltc or xrp? those are fast and cheat

[Anonymous No.29564173]

>>29563997
>beermoney
thanks, gotta check it out

>mechianical turk
2$ an hour is like 20$ a day with tryharding, so even with instant cashout i still won't make it for the week

>>29564017
can't work on a construction site from home?

[Anonymous No.29564193]

Get a loan from a really shady group. You might have to pay back 1000 but you'll get your 200

[Anonymous No.29564288]

>>29564173
>hes poor
>hes also lazy

You are the worst, just stay poor. Why do you have to work from home?

[Anonymous No.29564291]

>>29564100
>ripped women

Shit taste

>ltc or xrp

Even shitter taste

[Anonymous No.29564318]

100x short btc

[Anonymous No.29564367]

>>29564291
i have thots for all tastes my friend

[Anonymous No.29564369]

>>29562988
pretend ur selling weed, get people to send you crypto and just keep it

[Anonymous No.29564438]

>>29564318
not enough money to move them into the derivatives wallet

[Anonymous No.29564495]

>>29564438
but i shorted 10x, but it probably won't be enough

[Anonymous No.29564591]

>>29564495
close it at a profit and keep going

[Anonymous No.29564632]

>>29564591
>close it at a profit and keep going
???

[Anonymous No.29564825]

>>29564288
Because he's prolly fat from just staying in bed and being a coomer all day.

[Anonymous No.29565014]

>>29564288
>>hes poor
i'm not poor, i simply have a liquidity crisis right now

>>hes also lazy
i'm not lazy, but as i said i need instant cashout and it has to be online because covid and shit

[Anonymous No.29565027]

Suck 4 dicks for $50 each. Or 5 dicks for $20 to get experience and then charge $50 for the last two dicks you suck.

[Anonymous No.29565112]

>>29565027
i can't suck dicks online, please read the thread

[Anonymous No.29565141]

>>29563913
That is the most high-level independent thinking I've seen here in ages

[Anonymous No.29565242]

>>29564632
>???
You should not be on here taking advice from strangers if you didn't understand that

[Anonymous No.29565248]

>>29563063
i like u

[Anonymous No.29565280]

>>29565112
That’s a man

[Anonymous No.29565293]

>>29565112
Then sell pictures of your bussy to people online

[Anonymous No.29565344]

>>29565242
closing at profit means absolutely nothing, because i can close at 0.1% profit or at 100% profit

>>29565280
what about this one?

>>29565293
where?

[Anonymous No.29565406]

>>29565112
Make an onlyfans and sell your thot collection to pajeets.

[Anonymous No.29565475]

>>29565344
Online duh, if you can't bother to do like 10 minutes of research on where to sell your bussy then you don't deserve to make any money

[Anonymous No.29565552]

>>29562988
Put everything in ADA, unironically

[Anonymous No.29565556]

>>29565344
>closing at profit means absolutely nothing, because i can close at 0.1% profit or at 100% profit

[Anonymous No.29565557]

>>29562881
Suck dick
>online
lmao. Are you a girl? If not, do you at least look somewhat feminine? If not too, then you will have to work on the real world to make $200 out of $2 "really fast".

[Anonymous No.29565620]

>>29565406
i thought about it, but onlyfans verifies the thot's identity. i know there is a neural net that can generate original thot faces, but i'm not that good with photoshop to paste them over other people

>>29565475
i did, as a man i can't find anything

[Anonymous No.29565687]

instacart

[Anonymous No.29565713]

My collection is better than yours OP, I only collect cuties and not overly sexual looking whores

[Anonymous No.29565772]

>>29565687
>online

>>29565713
as i said, my collection is for all tastes, i also got a couple of 2d ones

[Anonymous No.29565847]

>>29565014
>i'm not poor, i simply have a liquidity crisis right now
So you're poor

Just sell your fucking stuff damn.

[Anonymous No.29565872]

>>29565713

[Anonymous No.29565905]

>>29565847
being poor/rich is a mentality, having money or not is a transitionary state

[Anonymous No.29565924]

>>29565772
its half online ? sell shit on online idk

[Anonymous No.29565952]

>>29565905
Cope harder

[Anonymous No.29566009]

>>29565713
He specifically said thots, you stupid faggot. Go take your trannies elsewhere

[Anonymous No.29566012]

>>29565952
oh no, looks like i triggered the poorcuck with money

[Anonymous No.29566089]

>>29565014
Because covid. Holy fuck you will never make it. I hope this thread is a larp but I’ve met people with your mindset so I don’t doubt it.

[Anonymous No.29566142]

also i'm in profit, should i close now?

>>29566089
there's nothing i can do if all the local businesses are closed because of covid you dumb retard

[Anonymous No.29566185]

>>29565905
Try harder, have all her pictures already

[Anonymous No.29566288]

>>29566142
Yeah I’m sure no where in your entire city is hiring. Give me a fucking break you poor, lazy faggot. Muh liquidity crisis - aka fucking broke

[Anonymous No.29566370]

>>29565772
sauce

[Anonymous No.29566434]

>>29566185
nice, adding yours to my collection

that should make it worth at least 1 more sats, thanks

>>29566288
unlike america where nobody gives a fuck about covid, pretty much all the europe is either doing smart working or physical stuff that's heavily regulated

>>29566370
how many sats for sauce? kek

[Anonymous No.29566448]

>>29565772
Post cuties OP if you say so

[Anonymous No.29566511]

>>29566370
free teaser

[Anonymous No.29566696]

>>29566511
https://imgur.com/a/FRoVw
No one's buying this shit, took me literal seconds to find her

[Anonymous No.29566832]

>>29566696
stop stealing my job AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.29566946]

>>29565112
you sound like a quitter

[Anonymous No.29567008]

>>29565905
>poorfag cope

You have the mentality of a poorfag too.

>waaaa I need money but I don't have any skills, a job, and won't sell my stuff
>spoonfeed me how to make money without leaving my house because I'm too lazy and stupid waaa

[Anonymous No.29567052]

>>29566946
you sound like an expert in sucking dicks online

[Anonymous No.29567172]

>>29566142
LMAO please get a job. Go to a temp agency, you'll have a job in under 7 days. Go apply to all the retail shit shacks near you, if you seem like enough of a loser and you have a car, they'll hire you.

I will literally pay you $300 in Monero if you go to McDonald's and ask for a job, record it, and post it here. I also want to see your face in the recording.

[Anonymous No.29567193]

>>29567052
a man's got to be good at something; if he wishes to be happy

[Anonymous No.29567207]

Donate plasma

[Anonymous No.29567206]

>>29567008
>>waaaa I need money but I don't have any skills, a job, and won't sell my stuff
i have MSc in computer science and i freelance on fiverr, i just can't wait 2 week to get my payments unlocked, i need 200$ this week

[Anonymous No.29567246]

>>29566832
I said cuties OP, post them
And please whites only

[Anonymous No.29567302]

>>29567206
SELL YOUR SHIT ITS NOT THAT HARD

[Anonymous No.29567336]

>>29567207
>online

>>29567172
>Go to a temp agency, you'll have a job in under 7 days.
nobody will pay me within the week even if i started working today

>Go apply to all the retail shit shacks near you
covid and i live in countryside
also
>online

>I will literally pay you $300 in Monero if you go to McDonald's and ask for a job
the closest mcdonalds i 1h of car away
also
>online

[Anonymous No.29567409]

>>29567336
Sounds like a bunch of fucking excuses you fuckin loser

[Anonymous No.29567487]

>>29567409
those are facts

[Anonymous No.29567561]

>>29566696
Fuck Imgur. There’s literally an anti-antivaccine imgur with a bunch of npc zoomer faggots spouting opinions as fact.

[Anonymous No.29567656]

I will pay you $500 usdt if you post your thot folder here for everyone. Post wallet too

[Anonymous No.29567683]

sign up for coinbase, verify your account and do the crypt quizzes
you get about 30 usd worth of coins
now you have 32 bucks and can buy some leveraged btc options to quickly make it 200 or lose it all

[Anonymous No.29567697]

>>29567561
tf? I only posted sauce to one anon's request

[Anonymous No.29567714]

>>29567409
this

[Anonymous No.29567722]

>>29567487
>tats
You were doing well, man. Don't fuck this up, I will give one more chance.

[Anonymous No.29567806]

>>29567656
i already posted my wallet here >>29563837

i'll post the full folder but i want half payment first

[Anonymous No.29567842]

>>29567487
You lost OP, your thots are far inferior to my cuties

[Anonymous No.29567873]

>>29567722
as i said, my thots folder has thots for every taste

[Anonymous No.29567933]

>>29567722
listen to those digies! and stop with all of your bullshit excuses to. we're here to see wuhman, not to be your life coach.

[Anonymous No.29567937]

>>29567842
your cuties are mostly fugly kids, sorry if i'm not on hrt and i still have some test left

[Anonymous No.29567945]

>>29567487
>tattoos
Holy fucking yuck

[Anonymous No.29567982]

>>29562881
Chaturbate

[Anonymous No.29568021]

>>29567945
>>29567933
ok, got it

[Anonymous No.29568041]

>>29562881
Online poker. But you have to be good at poker.

[Anonymous No.29568087]

>>29568041
are there websites that give you free money to start with? also i bet most of them don't have instant cashout

[Anonymous No.29568158]

>>29567683
already did all those

[Anonymous No.29568276]

here's my magnum thotus

[Anonymous No.29568377]

>>29568087
There are a bunch of different sites. Some give you sarter money, others have instant cashout. Do your own research. But if you aren't good at poker it will be a waste of time.

[Anonymous No.29568508]

>>29568377
i can write a neural net to play it. the hardest part in poker is when playing on real tables, online play is purely probabilities and risk management.

i will research into this, but if you know some website that give starter money then i'd appreciate it

[Anonymous No.29568615]

>>29567937
>>29567937
Sorry OP but these are facts, my cuties are peak females (men)
Btw all of them are 18+
Will not be posting more because you are obviously adding every one of them to your low quality collections, I don't want my cuties to be in the same folder or even on the same drive as tattooed whores

[Anonymous No.29568635]

>>29568508
I am from Germany so I doubt you can play on the same sites as me. Good luck anon. (:

[Anonymous No.29568703]

>>29568615
cope, thanks for admitting that ur cuties are indeed inferior

[Anonymous No.29568936]

>>29567806
Jeez went down a rabbit hole with this one. Thanks anon I'm not giving you shit

[Anonymous No.29569024]

>>29568936
COPE

[Anonymous No.29569118]

>>29567172
There it is OP. Your chance at making it.

[Anonymous No.29569267]

>>29562881
Kneepads

[Anonymous No.29569305]

>>29568703
Seethe faggot, no one will buy your shitty collection of tattooed whores

[Anonymous No.29569369]

summary of my progress so far:

>pic related is the profit of my short, but i'm still far away from the target.
>online poker seems to be the best way to make money but i need to find a website with starter money
>my thot collection still isn't sold, but i assume the starting price to be 208 sats, 1 per thot

[Anonymous No.29569454]

>>29569369
oh, i also made some cents with referrals, so i almost doubled my money

[Anonymous No.29569568]

>>29568703
Good god

[Anonymous No.29569659]

>>29562881
Sell something on Facebook marketplace

[Anonymous No.29569769]

>>29569568
i have nothing highly demanded that i can sell right now. i could old books and shit but it would take months before somebody buys them

[Anonymous No.29569938]

[Anonymous No.29570028]

>tattoed who-

[Anonymous No.29570101]

Anyone else has no idea what this thread is about, just checks out all the hottie pics and then leaves the thread?

[Anonymous No.29570184]

>>29562881
why am I not surprised these people don't know anything.


There's online bank institutions that can loan you up to $200. Albert, Moneylion, other shit like that

[Anonymous No.29570188]

>>29570101
that's how i built my thot folder: i've been opening /biz/ catalog once every morning for 6 months, searched for the best thot, opened thread, saved the thot, closed /biz/

[Anonymous No.29570212]

>>29570028
Into the trash it goes

[Anonymous No.29570231]

Anon why do you need the money so bad? Also, are these girls all 18 years old or older?

[Anonymous No.29570293]

>>29570184
>loan
uhm, i don't want to give them back, i need to pay for wanicunny membership and car insurance

>>29570231
>girls
but yes

[Anonymous No.29570660]

>>29563837
>Make cashapp ID
>go on Twitter
>pretend to be black
>create a story how you were assaulted by a racist
>profit

probably 1-20k if it goes viral

[Anonymous No.29570716]

Imagine living life on tutorial mode lol

[Anonymous No.29570793]

>>29570716
no need to imagine, kek

[Anonymous No.29570957]

I would probably rope t bh. A little bit of challenge is what makes life interesting.

[Anonymous No.29571089]

>>29562881
fiverr
upwork
amazon mechanical turk

[Anonymous No.29571187]

>>29571089
>fiverr
>upwork
2 weeks of payment hold

>amazon mechanical turk
$pa too low to make it within the week

[Anonymous No.29571194]

>>29562881
Do an OnlyFans account.

[Anonymous No.29571269]

>>29571194
can't, they verify if the thot is real or not

[Anonymous No.29571363]

>>29570101
I'm here for the articles

[Anonymous No.29571394]

>>29567842
lol she looks just like my gf

[Anonymous No.29571497]

>>29565112
you could do an only fans and jerk off on camera. it's gonna be for dudes.

>>29565557
you know gay dudes exist right

OP you could make a tinder, set your location to a college town, put a venmo in your description

conversely you can do the same thing with grindr with real pictures of yourself and a link to your only fans and you can cum live on camera for dudes. this is the equivalent of sucking dick online..you could have an Amazon wishlist of things you can easily flip and you can buy a dildo that you suck and put up your ass.

if you don't want to do that then sell something on fb marketplace

[Anonymous No.29571619]

my friends daughter is an insta-thot
i keep waiting to see her posted

[Anonymous No.29571629]

>>29566288
this dude can definitely get a job at the grocery store or the post office or UPS

[Anonymous No.29571726]

>>29571497
i'm not gay tho

>>29571629
nobody will pay me this week, "normal" jobs are out of question

[Anonymous No.29571876]

>>29569769
bro you got an asshole you can show to gay men online. desperate straight boys fucking for cash is a fetish.
get a fucking job or cum on camera (also a job -- sex work is real work)

[Anonymous No.29571984]

>>29571269
you are the thot. men can be prostitutes

[Anonymous No.29572102]

>>29562881
You know the answer...
It starts with "knee" and it ends with "pads".

[Anonymous No.29572105]

>>29571726
have you ever heard of gay for pay anon. you have driven yourself to this position

also get a fucking job because otherwise you will be in this situation next month

[Anonymous No.29572192]

OP I legitimately suggest you offer someone your collection at a price. Not here, but elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.29572254]

>>29571984
>>29572102
>>29572105
>>29571876
stop suggesting gay things pls

>>29572192
where???

[Anonymous No.29572271]

>>29562881
Sports betting, suck a few dicks

[Anonymous No.29572882]

>>29562881
I want to wreck a skinny girl like this so bad. My wife has a great hourglass figure which I prefer most of the time, but once in a while I just want to fuck the ever loving shit out of a twig until her body starts convulsing

[Anonymous No.29572889]

>>29572254
do you want the money or not
sounds like you don't really need it

get a job or give a job your choice

[Anonymous No.29572973]

>>29562881
A gay dude will probably pay you 200 to suck his dick

[Anonymous No.29573175]

>>29572889
>>29572973
i want money but without doing gay thing

[Anonymous No.29573310]

>>29569769
What about your boy pussy then?

[Anonymous No.29573422]

>>29573175

looks and postures exactly like my ex, still not convinced it isn't her

[Anonymous No.29573427]

what a fucking retarded thread OP
why do you need $200 so soon? if its really important borrow it off someone, take a loan or sell some things

[Anonymous No.29573465]

>>29562881
Sell your phone. You benefit, the buyer benefits, and the world at large benefits from your erasure.

Fuck off you lazy demanding prick.

[Anonymous No.29573485]

Coomer thread ruining my laser focus. Saged

[Anonymous No.29573555]

buy BAKE and wait 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.29573596]

>>29570101
Yes sir

[Anonymous No.29573768]

>>29573427
right like didn't he know he needed this money at the beginning of the month.

he doesn't seem like he is doing anything now for to protect himself from this next month.

he says he's desperate but he's not willing to do anything unless it's freely given to him

let's trace his ip address

[Anonymous No.29573880]

>>29566448
Who is that man? Please post more anon

[Anonymous No.29573944]

>>29573427
>why do you need $200 so soon?
i got a lot of monthly subscriptions that renew themselves on march 1st


>>29573465
>Sell your phone.
but i need it

>>29573555
no money to invest

>>29573768
i knew that i needed them, that's why i'm trying to make them now. and as i said, i'm willing to do anything not gay, as long as it's online and as long as i can cashout within the week

[Anonymous No.29574030]

>>29573944
i'll give you £1000 to let me beat you up and i'll come to you

[Anonymous No.29574061]

>>29574030
>online

[Anonymous No.29574172]

>>29566448
Please I have saved all your pictures and need you to post more, I'm literally rock hard now

[Anonymous No.29574216]

>>29563148
Go to people ready and do an honest day's work. Everyone's gotta do it every now and then, it just sucks when shitty work is your entire life.

[Anonymous No.29574256]

>>29574216
>online

[Anonymous No.29574705]

>>29574061
do you want money or not you stupid fuck. Why the restriction?

[Anonymous No.29574704]

>>29564369
this actually works

[Anonymous No.29574845]

>>29574705
i explained them like 10 times in this thread.

>online
>not gay
>insta-cashout

[Anonymous No.29574919]

>>29574845
that does not explain why it has to be online what so ever. I really hate you and if i ever come across you you'll be sorry

[Anonymous No.29574989]

>>29574919
because covid and local business are closed. also i live in countryside so i'd prefer to save fuel

[Anonymous No.29575013]

>>29564193
Kek

[Anonymous No.29575622]

The only viable answer that meets your original criteria is the camming or scamming with fake drug sales. LITERALLY nothing else online will pay out that much within one week. Another alternative is to go on your local version of craigslist and find some boomer who needs junk cleaned up on their property or a ditch dug, which can be done with effectively zero covid risk. Or just cancel the subscriptions you mentioned you fucking mong?

But seriously, there is no magic answer that just hast been posted yet. There are people on this board that have spent literally years trying to dig up what you are asking for. If you’re not willing to do a little camming online (not like you’re actually meeting someone for gay sex or even touching), you are fucked anyway, lol

[Anonymous No.29575924]

>>29573175
NGMI

[Anonymous No.29577228]

bump

[Anonymous No.29577320]

also is there a way to cashout these without paying fee? or at least an automatic service that pays the fee first and then takes a part of my stack?

[Anonymous No.29577353]

>>29577228
It’s not gay if it’s for pay