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[Anonymous No.2956226]

>wife sits me down
>"anon i have serious news"
>"im filing for divorce"
>im stunned but i swallow it and look her straight in the eyes
>"i felt it was over too"
>her jaw drops and eyes widen
>she flips out and says she may be wrong and that she's scared that im having these feelings
>"ok ok we won't get divorced lets calm down and start doing marriage counseling"
>she agrees
>meanwhile im protecting all my assets and about to drop a megaton on that bitch next week

Who fucking alpha here? I don't know how I faked that shit but I fucking did it

[Anonymous No.2956233]

>>2956226
>wife leaving me
>im alpha
pick one OP

[Anonymous No.2956235]

so you be buyin those moneros, eh OP

[Anonymous No.2956249]

>>2956226
>have fat ugly wife
>wants to leave you anyway
>alpha

[Anonymous No.2956263]

>>2956233
You will know the unstable temperament of woman when you hit 18 kiddo.

>>2956249
Not fat but basic bitch.

[Anonymous No.2956268]

>"ok ok we won't get divorced lets calm down and start doing marriage counseling"

so.. you give her more time to rape you harder?

woow so alpha

[Anonymous No.2956273]

sell all your assets and buy gold/crypto without her knowing. hide that shit some place she could never learn about

[Anonymous No.2956281]

>>2956268
what are you talking about moron? if she left me then she would get half my shit. i bought time to dump her with jack shit.

reminder that i mentally played this fool into wanting to be with me. shes on egg shells around me and whats to do everything to please me now. i called her bluff but she doesnt know mine

[Anonymous No.2956283]

>>2956268
I mean if it's a quick move to allow you to shelter assets from a greedy bitch....I mean it's quick thinking. It's good in a shitty situation. But otherwise idk.

[Anonymous No.2956321]

>>2956281
>if she left me then she would get half my shit
>i mentally played this fool into wanting to be with me
LMAO literally pick ONE

[Anonymous No.2956328]

>>2956321
Second?

[Anonymous No.2956342]

>>2956226
>>meanwhile im protecting all my assets and about to drop a megaton on that bitch next week
And how exactly do you plan to do that in the satanic republic of the jewsa?

[Anonymous No.2956344]

Does this mean monero will pamp?

[Anonymous No.2956345]

This is just kinda sad.
I guess if you really want to find some way to feel good about yourself, this attempt at bragging is one way to fabricate it.

[Anonymous No.2956347]

>>2956281
My man
But seriously go balls deep in crypto
BALLS DEEP

[Anonymous No.2956363]

>>2956344
kek

>>2956345
It's not that sad. after 5 years it gets stale. i know when your a single neet its hard to fathom that women can be irrational. they can be happy one day and miserable the next. they do things based on feelings and thats why most hate life. they dont understand higher order concepts like loyalty and honor.

[Anonymous No.2956370]

So what do you do if she can show to the judge that you had a bunch of money one week, and that its all gone the next? Won't your bank show when you withdrew money, either in cash, or online transfer?

Are you going to that you tried to play the crypto game and you lost it all?

What's the plan homey? I'm asking...for a friend.

[Anonymous No.2956373]

>>2956363
its gonna be okay anon you sound like youre coping hard as fuck

just dont kill yourself itll get better champ
maybe theres someone else

[Anonymous No.2956380]

>>2956363
>they dont understand higher order concepts like loyalty and honor.
this is unironically the final redpill. i can handle zog and all that other bullshit. but realizing that no woman besides your own mother will ever truly love you the way you love her is hard. If you want to test this, have them watch Master and Commander. They literally cannot comprehend that movie.

[Anonymous No.2956388]

>>2956263
>he's only 18
>condescending while defending the fantasy of getting dumped by your wife
r9k threads belong on r9k.

[Anonymous No.2956395]

>>2956380
this gets it. women only do based on feeling. wired to love children unconditionally but not wirted to loe husband the same. they always try to get as mcuh as possible from you. the kids dont get it.

>>2956373
okay anon. remember my words when your crying over "why did she leave me!?"

>>2956370
i already invest every week since 1 year ago. i exaggerated 1 week it will likely take a few months. i increase by 10% every week my investments and because crypto is volatile it is likely i will lose it

[Anonymous No.2956420]

>>2956380
>this
I think possibly if you get them first and only...maybe, just maybe they will pair bond better and potentially longer. The statistics back this up, but sadly anything beyond that and it's a much greater gamble. I would like to think that zog is responsible but deep down this is just the nature of women. It's a really shitty pill to swallow.

[Anonymous No.2956424]

you could just buy an external like ledger then tragically break or lose it

[Anonymous No.2956437]

>>2956420
why do you think religions have restrictive codes on women? women must dress a certain way, no sex before marriage etc? its to keep them in line because they lack the ordered thinking of man. its for ther own safety

[Anonymous No.2956443]

the kids in this thread dont understand that woman can say i love you one day and then want to kill you the next. its all manipulative games to get things even if they dont realize it

the experience will harden you up but right now your a naive beta baby

[Anonymous No.2956444]

>>2956420
>pair bond
after the first guy their pair bonding mechanisms are so fucked up they will never quite be the same. feels bad man

[Anonymous No.2956472]

>>2956380

I am what this man describes >>2956443

>>2956226
OP how did you do it? I am afraid that if my gf does this one day I wont be able to maintain composure, but I ave unironically fantasized about the situation you describe.

Also, how to win with wimmen? Is it to just refuse to play their shitty games? Like if they ignore you you just ignore them too?

>t. guy whose gf ignored his double text today

[Anonymous No.2956505]

>>2956226
Hey OD buy a bunch of Monero and (((lose it))) but get the wallet seed tattoo'ed on your dick so you can retrieve the funds

[Anonymous No.2956511]

>>2956472
you're going to have plenty of shitty girlfriends and plenty of girls will call you a shitty boyfriend. you live and learn instead of playing games, fucc boi. if all women are the same like virgin master OP suggests, it shouldn't bother you. enjoy your time with them and they'll enjoy you.

[Anonymous No.2956568]

>>2956226
Perfect example of dread game. The moment your bitch thinks you NEED her is the moment you stop being a man in her eyes. Always appear to be ready to calmly walk away and laugh.

[Anonymous No.2956586]

>>2956226
wtf are you even shilling? keep this greentexting blogpost on r9k faggot

[Anonymous No.2956591]

>>2956226

You are my hero.

We need to build a statue in your honor.

[Anonymous No.2957850]

>>2956226
Get all of your money to some Caribbean island ASAP
Keep just enough to eat

[Anonymous No.2957971]

All of your money into Monero or something, lad. anonymise that shit and keep it on a paper wallet

[Anonymous No.2957986]

>>2956226
>>2956263
having fun larping OP

[Anonymous No.2957998]

>>2956226
>protecting all your assets
Good luck with that. A family court judge can pretty much undo all sorts of legal fuckery and slap the fuck out of you with fines for putting him through the inconvenience. Read it up. No matter what you do, if you didn't protect your assets going into the marriage, you fucked up.

[Anonymous No.2958002]

>>2956233
>never been so alpha that your sworn mate no longer finds you attractive
>never been so alpha that you brag about that anonymously

[Anonymous No.2958004]

>never getting married

Who else alpha here?

[Anonymous No.2958011]

>>2957998
They can order it but what if it's impossible to recover? GG

[Anonymous No.2958021]

>>2958004
That's actually beta

[Anonymous No.2958023]

>>2958004
me

can't wait to my crippling loneliness when I hit 50+, but until then I'l enjoy the ride

[Anonymous No.2958024]

>>2958002
heh, I'm so alpha that I've never even had a girlfriend

I barely even leave my room because I'm jsut htat alpha, the world needs to com e to me

[Anonymous No.2958029]

>>2958004
Nah, alpha would be getting married but making your wife worship you until you die

[Anonymous No.2958038]

>>2958011
Impossible to recover? Then you're fucking yourself over as well. And if you think you're gonna get away with hiding it in cash or having a relative hold onto it, you should stop right there. You think you're the first person to have this idea? You think out of the thousands of men that got divorced this year, you are gonna be the first to escape a long hard dick of family court?

[Anonymous No.2958040]

>>2958029
sounds like self esteem issues, petty beta

[Anonymous No.2958043]

>>2958011
GG buy monero now

[Anonymous No.2958053]

>>2958038
*for them

[Anonymous No.2958063]

>>2956226
Literally invest all your money in the shittiest shitcoin right now.

If it dies, you lost all your money and the bitch gets nothing. If it moons, you still have to split it but at least you're rich too.

[Anonymous No.2958070]

>>2958024
You're so alpha that you scared away your pack. There's no one else alpha enough to hang with you. Goddamn bro, that's alpha.

[Anonymous No.2958105]

i can help you hide your bitcoins till it's over friendo 1CueA69kpvcGNm7tWGKJqwf9otKwCnJmtN

[Anonymous No.2958138]

>>2956380
>have them watch Master and Commander. They literally cannot comprehend that movie.
This, precisely this, happened to me. It was a watershed moment.

And people wonder why guys like girls in anime; they're depicted as actually being loyal and loving.

AI female robots can't come quickly enough.

[Anonymous No.2958149]

>take all your money in cash
>go to mexico
>buy shitloads of cocaine and hookers with that money and party it all away for one week
That way you had a great time and the moneys gone. What are they gonna do then?

[Anonymous No.2958161]

>>2956226
>Wife comes to you saying she wants a divorce
>You say okay
>She gets upset
????

Am I missing something here

[Anonymous No.2958175]

>>2958161
You haven't had much experience with women have you?

I've had a girlfriend keep saying she wanted to break up for like a week and as soon as I was like "Okay I guess that's fine" she instantly started crying and saying "HOW COULD YOU DO THISS?!?" etc.

[Anonymous No.2958182]

>>2958161
she wanted to hurt me. it didnt work.

[Anonymous No.2958186]

>>2958161
think how you deal with a child then use same tactics. works every singl time

[Anonymous No.2958207]

>>2956226
crypto is the end of divorce rape

[Anonymous No.2958228]

>>2958207

For now

>bitcoin moons to 10,000 a pop
>let it slip you're into "internet monopoly money" once
>Stacies able to add 2+2 together
>goes to court and tells the judge you're holding out on 100,000,000 bitbeans

The only winning move is to never tell your significant other anything

[Anonymous No.2958248]

>>2958038
Yeah but they don't know about crypto currency, bro

[Anonymous No.2958256]

>>2958228
Just say you lost it all gambling/forgot private key

[Anonymous No.2958258]

>>2958228
>>goes to court and tells the judge you're holding out on 100,000,000 bitbeans
and. police forensics people arent going to dig around for fake money in someones computer over a divorce settlement

[Anonymous No.2958262]

>>2958248
>it looks like you sent all your bank's money to coinbase
>then you bought BTC
>and then you transferred it to a wallet
>We've decided that you will pay alimony plus an additional amount equal to the total stolen money over 2 years, except you'll continue to pay it beyond 2 years because you are a man fuck you

[Anonymous No.2958267]

>>2958038
thousands of men every year transfer their assets over to a friend or family member right before they go through a divorce. and get away with it.
what are you going on about

[Anonymous No.2958271]

>>2958262
At which point you disappear and live like a king in some other country

That won't happen anyway, though. You've watched too many movies

[Anonymous No.2958276]

>>2956226
If real then bravo..

[Anonymous No.2958284]

>>2958023
Same. Probably going to end up an alcoholic trailer guy some day. It actually sounds comfy when i think about it.

[Anonymous No.2958291]

>>2958021
>thinks marriage is alpha
>literally promising to God himself that you will forego all other women for the rest of eternity

[Anonymous No.2958302]

>>2958291
>There is only one version of marriage
Ok, bro

[Anonymous No.2958326]

I've been played by a bitch or two. I'll readily admit it. But I'll never stoop to a woman's level of coniving. Just because you meet a few whores it doesn't mean there aren't any good ones. Being alpha means staying true to who you are no matter what someone does to you.

The current girl I'm with I've made it expressively clear that if she fucks around even once I'll be gone in a heartbeat. I'm also always honest with her. You can't just tell someone how in love you are with them. You have to confront relationship issues the moment they arise, and cut them off at the head. Or, if they are too much to overcome, you break it off.

[Carbon No.2958332]

>>2956226
Put it all in crypto son
ZCash private transaction to yourself


If anyone asked you gambled it all away :^)

[Anonymous No.2958394]

>>2958271
>You've watched too many movies
You literally made a movie like statement

You don't think courts will fuck you in the ass if you hide assets so easily identified in court?
You'll likely go to jail for lying to the court, at best you end up paying the entire sum to the other.

[Anonymous No.2958402]

>>2958267
Yeah a bunch of fucking morons who then get BTFO when the divorce lawyer the wife hired gets their fucking 401k, their bank statements, social security, your employer. They can subpoena banks, put you under deposition, hire forensic accountants to sift through your garbage. They see large cash withdrawals and they will ask you where the money went, for what purpose, and you will testify to every single one and if you get caught lying about just one you are guilty of perjury and you'll get BTFO. Never underestimate the thoroughness of a vicious harpy of an ex-wife and her kike lawyer Mr. Shekelstein, Esq.

[Anonymous No.2958411]

>>2958394
IF

[Anonymous No.2958427]

>>2956342
you know why theyre called "smart contracts"? its because theyre a great way to get smart people out of dumb contracts.

[Anonymous No.2958434]

>>2956226
I don't understand Anon, why would you marry in the first place?

[Anonymous No.2958475]

take the thai pill

lmao @ guys marrying fat white CUNTS

[Anonymous No.2958476]

>>2956226
Sit that bitch down,
tell her you are going to renew you vows,
Spend a little money on her to go on a mini honeymoon,
Pay a lawyer to draft a prenup this time,
Bait and switch the bitch, make her sign the new documents,
This is the only way you will keep your money.

Don't trust the crypto shills, you can hide a lot of money, but you will get fucked by alimony and cashing out your 401k is just dumb.

[Anonymous No.2958498]

>>2958476
agreed with this. try to ride it out for at least a couple more years so you can shelter your assets better and hire a PI to try and catch her incriminating herself as you distance yourself she will probably start cheating if she hasnt already.

[Anonymous No.2958511]

I see stories like this all the time on 4chan and I just don't get it. How do you guys end up with these basket-case women? Sure... I dated a few crazies in my day. They were good for a fuck or two but nothing more. All you dipshits 'round here seem to be slapping a ring on the first thing you lay or aome shit...

[Anonymous No.2958513]

>>2958475
>low IQ
>no soul
>FUGLY face

Weirdo. If you have yellow fever take at least a Jap, Korean, HK, Taiwan girl.

Jungle asians are low IQ and the worst asians you can get.

[Anonymous No.2958523]

>>2958511
women are all the same

[Anonymous No.2958531]

>>2958513
are you seriously trying to tell me the 2 pics i posted are fugly? lol. plus im talking about going there to fuck hookers. im not advocating breeding with them.

[Anonymous No.2958534]

Do not give a inch ever, hold your guns she approached you already. Now you know why rich men pay for pussy with lingerie and jewelery.....WIFES SPOIL THEY DO NOT AGE

[Anonymous No.2958537]

>>2958531
>are you seriously trying to tell me the 2 pics i posted are fugly?
Yes. Very very fucking ugly.
But again, I lived in Asia for years, I learned to recognize beauty when I see it, and Viet/Thai mongrels are the bottom of the barrel of what Asians have to offer.

[Anonymous No.2958539]

>>2956226
Congratulations, you just accidentally'd into agree and amplify

[Anonymous No.2958544]

>>2958498
>
Have you ever seen your bed, pillow, and white tee blownout by that hoes make-up after a night of drunk fucking?

[Anonymous No.2958555]

>>2958537
i lived in asia for years too. thai/viet women are gorgeous.

[Anonymous No.2958561]

Throw all of your liquid cash into $ETH and tell the government good fucking luck getting a dime from me faggots, subpoena my ass you can't touch this token shit :DDD

[Anonymous No.2958566]

>>2958555
To each their own I guess man. But you're going against the flow, most people agree that jungle-asians are horrible compared to eastern-asians.

But good for you. They're easy bitches with no values.

[Anonymous No.2958571]

>>2958523

Not true in the slightest. Im with a great woman. Sure, I went through a few sluts to find her... but here we are 11 years in. She cooks, cleans, works, takes care of the kids, and rocks my world in bed. Yeah we have our spats now and again, every couple does, but she's not psychotic
Nor an emotional roller coaster. We each have our quirks that piss eachother off but not to the extend of threatening divorce until one of us gets our way. Jesus christ this isn't kindergarten. Stop wedding the first snatch you catch a sniff of.

[Anonymous No.2958576]

>>2958555
Anon that girl is fugly too

[Anonymous No.2958577]

>>2958555
You really like that?

[Anonymous No.2958588]

>>2956380
You people are pathetic and disgusting.

[Anonymous No.2958597]

>>2958566
eh i like buddhism and thai culture mostly but theyre definitely easy and swayed by money/status
>>2958577
those are koreans though. none of the girls i posted have had work done

[Anonymous No.2958601]

>>2958577
You're not very bright.
The dude says that he likes jungle-asians, not eastern-asians. Those you posted are Koreans. Not the same breed.

Jungle asians usually don't have money for surgery anyway. That's why they suck dicks for 10 USD.

[Anonymous No.2958611]

>>2958588
>I don't like what you're saying, it hurts my feeling
Not an argument.

[Anonymous No.2958890]

>>2958576
White boys can't tell so they just grab whatever leftover jungle Asian trash they can get.

[Anonymous No.2958903]

>>2956281

>gaslighting a wife you don't want
>agree to marriage counselling
>thinking you'll come out on top

HAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.2958988]

>>2956363
So let me get this straight. You call your relationship stale, admit to manipulating her and undermining her, but she doesn't know honor or loyalty? No wonder she wants to divorce you.

Hope you know what youre doing OP. I was married for a short time and took her for granted, and thought I was alpha too. But we were just too suffocated, sometimes the best thing is to stay hardly see each other. Loving someone and providing for them, and creating a family to be your legacy is the most alpha thing, literally a man's purpose to live. Anything else is what weaker males think a happy man lives like, but how many "alphas" are losers or drug addicts or fucked up in some other way?

[Anonymous No.2959122]

>>2958988
im not the one asking for divorce. i stuck by her. she only got manipulated because she was trying to manipulate me and failed. fucking white knights. youre going to be miserable i can already tell

[Anonymous No.2959197]

>>2956281
>i bought time to dump her with jack shit.

how are you planning to actually do that?

[Anonymous No.2959200]

>>2956226
>g-guys my wife's leaving me
>i-i'm still alpha, right?

Sure, mate, you sure are.

[Anonymous No.2959206]

>>2956233
>protecting your assets before your wife can find out is bitchlike
what the fuck is your metric of masculinity faggot

[Anonymous No.2959214]

. I think women will feel love towards you if you can be greater than what she can provide you.

Most men feel powerless when a woman denies him sex, and most often give in to their requirements if they feel they will be without that carnal delight for long.

If you can comfortably abstain from everything a woman can provide you, be it sex, be it emotional reassurance, she will respect you, because otherwise your love for pleasure becomes her weapon against you.

Watch out, that does not mean stopping to indulge in pleasure with your woman, but to be able to not suffer should you be left without her or the pleasures you feel entitled to having by being with her.

If you're full of meaning without her, then taking her along in your ride through life will be an act of love towards her, because you don't need her, and thus you will most likely feel happiness and mutual respect as individuals and as a couple.

[Anonymous No.2959215]

>>2956363
thats why you give her a babby soon after youre married so she can be occupied with something

the issue is that when theres a babby the divorce gets so much in the favor of the female that this isnt a solution either in the west

[Anonymous No.2959229]

Well played op. Convert all your assets into bitcoin, bounce it around a couple of altchains then finally put it into xmr. You'll be good to go with the divorce.

[Anonymous No.2959238]

>>2959214
this anon gets it

[Anonymous No.2959253]

>>2958326
>The current girl I'm with I've made it expressively clear that if she fucks around even once I'll be gone in a heartbeat.

lulz, how many alphas in this thread roflmao topkekzozzling

[Anonymous No.2959259]

>>2959197
>and these 5 million "beans" you bought are somehow inside the internet cables?

[Anonymous No.2959263]

>>2958332
>Zcash

[Anonymous No.2959282]

>>2958597
ofc there are exceptions, but most are ugly because they have poo genes

[Anonymous No.2959330]

>>2956226
Why not just skip the country.

Get out, never return to the US.

[Anonymous No.2959354]

>>2956444
>Suns out
how many suns are there supposed to be, faggot?

[Anonymous No.2959539]

>>2958434

Because he is a beta

[Anonymous No.2959666]

>>2956235
HEHEHEHEHE

[Anonymous No.2959698]

>>2956281
honestly i wish a lot more men would know how to pull that kind of shit off. its great to read that for once the guy fucks over the greedy rat

[Anonymous No.2959748]

>>2956370

Hes fucked. They are definitely going to look through the last few years of bank statements AT A MINIMUM. They are going to ask where it all went and then hold him in contempt.

Your only chance is to get your money off-shore and leave the country.

[Anonymous No.2959754]

>>2958004

me. gonna just go to the phillipines and bang whores

[Anonymous No.2959764]

>>2958326
>The current girl I'm with I've made it expressively clear that if she fucks around even once

If you even have to say that you are a cuck. It is implied in any relationship.

[Anonymous No.2959778]

>>2956226
Hide your assets in Monero Now!!!

[Anonymous No.2959780]

>>2959754
and where's the "alpha" part?

[Anonymous No.2959782]

>>2958262
So who is filling the subpoena with bittrex? Liqui? C-cex?

So far as I know only coinbase has complied with federal subpoenas from the IRS/SEC, and the tax man has a lot more pull than Podunk Mcshekelstein, esq.

Some random divorce attorney isn't going to know how to subpoena a foreign crypto exchange for your records, particularly if your account isn't linked to your name.

This is all ignoring the idea that maybe you're actually competent at laundering money, and tumble it through several private currencies before ultimately storing it on a paper wallet or thumb drive, then storing that in a secure location only you know about (or even better, memorizing the private key and burning that shit up).

[Anonymous No.2959789]

>>2956226
Put everything you own into Monero. Seriously.

[Anonymous No.2959824]

Do what anon said marry her with the prenup, and buy monero via shapeshift

[Anonymous No.2959852]

>23
>girlfriend always freaks out on me, usually when drinking, because i haven't actually given her the "girlfriend" title
>last night basically gives the ultimatum, give her a title or she's done
>so far haven't given her a title because *every* single time i finally make the choice to say "you're my girlfriend" the girl has stopped trying at EVERYTHING, become a bitch, got complacent, etc.
>so tired of this girls empty threats i say "FINE, TELL PEOPLE YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND"
>no, now you're just saying it because i'm forcing you

i think I bamboozled last night, fellas

[Anonymous No.2959858]

>>2958326
>Being alpha means staying true to who you are no matter what someone does to you.
No, being Alpha is basically a male with a woman's mindset: It's all about me and I can do whatever I want. Who the fuck is going to stop me?
>The current girl I'm with I've made it expressively clear that if she fucks around even once I'll be gone in a heartbeat.
>Having to tell her this
Yeah you're fucked whiteknight but nice bait.

[Anonymous No.2959928]

>>2958903
Are you serious? There's no way to win in the divorce?

[Anonymous No.2959933]

>>2959858
>beta cucks interpretation of an Alpha

truly adorable

[Anonymous No.2959935]

>>2959858
go date another bitch and drive her insane.

fuck her. she sounds like a real cunt.

[Anonymous No.2959952]

>>2958903
>implying you know what gaslighting means

[Anonymous No.2959958]

>>2958988
lmao. leave, woman. or should I say vapid slut?

[Anonymous No.2959963]

>>2959263
seriously. biggest scam in crypto has been Zcash and Zencash.

[Anonymous No.2959974]

>>2958302
well if you want you can get a bull to fuck your wife too, delegating is an alpha trait

[Anonymous No.2960018]

>>2956226
time to transfer all your non-hidable assets to dogecoins
>go to court
>judge: s-so you can claim half of his d-dogecoins
>wife gets thousands worth of dogecoins
>much assets
>so money
>wow

[Anonymous No.2960057]

>>2959852
the powers have shifted anon, run while you can

[Anonymous No.2960065]

>>2958588
There's no reason to get mad at Master and Commander anon

[Anonymous No.2960077]

>>2959748
>deposited to site A
And that's where the trail ends. Site B, C, D, E, F and G not mentioned.

[Anonymous No.2960107]

So, let's say I'm in the same situation as OP and I simply dump all my assets on Bitcoin and Monero.

Legally, what can happen if the bitch tries to take half my stuff and I have literally nothing? Can't I say that I wasted all with gambling and shit and just walk away?

I'm interested because it seems like a interesting concept to invest in. Become a counselor for dudes (normies) who are getting divorced and protecting their assets with a cost.

[Anonymous No.2960117]

>2017
>Men still agree to marry without a prenup

I guess falling in love turns you into a retard. I'm with that anon growingup to be a lonely trailer park alcoholic with unlimited disposable income.

[Anonymous No.2960125]

>>2960107
I guess you'd have to buy it cash from Bitcoin ATMs or Localbitcoins because it's a bit obvious if they see large wire transfers to Bitcoin exchanges.

Also you can never hide what is usually your biggest asset: Your house or apartment. Which you should really have by the time you're married.

[Anonymous No.2960130]

>>2960107
silver and gold stackers like to say they lost it all in a boating accident, you can just say your hard drive crashed if they try to get their tentacles in your wallets

[Anonymous No.2960136]

>>2960117
>prenup
thats cute you think those still mean anything

courts have been ignoring prenups for a while now

[Anonymous No.2960149]

>>2960130
Do judges actually try to get hold of your bitcoins? I never heard of it before.

>>2960125
I mean, yeah, if you have those then you're likely to lose of have to divide the cost, but you'll still save your savings.

Maybe you could even sell stuff early if you see your marriage is going to shit and put it on Bitcoin.

But what stops you from saying you lost everything even after having a big transaction to buy bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.2960247]

>>2959782

it doesn't matter. they just will tally up the money that left the bank account add 5% interest and tell you to pay it

[Anonymous No.2960257]

>>2960107

you would have to prove that you lost it

[Anonymous No.2960290]

>>2960117
>2017
>Men still transferring wealth to a women, in form of jewelery, to be allowed to sign a contract which locks him for life.
Wew

[Anonymous No.2960345]

>>2958588
t. roastie trying to reverse blaming as usual

[Anonymous No.2960354]

>>2960107
You could say you lost it all but that won't matter. Just because it's all gone, doesn't mean your 'debt' will be gone as well.

Your income will be frozen and your ex-wife will get a % of that each month untill you're able to pay what you 'owe' her. Simple as that.

So either hide all in crypto, leave the country, change your name/ID and start live anew. Otherwise you'll be paying for the rest of your life. Good luck and remember, marriage is important because ???

[Anonymous No.2960448]

>>2956226
This just shows how pathetic and miserable the western culture and civilisation is.

Other cultures know what are the real roles of women in society, if a woman try this shit in arabic countries or non western societies, it's the death sentence. Women must always be and remain submissive, obedient, loyal, faithful sex-slaves, slaves, child rearers and household servants whose sole purpose in their existences are to worship their husbands as God.

All the white knights in this board will probably be betrayed by their whores behind their back while they're busy working, I can't wait to see their sad and pathetic faces.

[Anonymous No.2960451]

>>2956380
>implying

Just grab an insecure one and fix her up. My wife treats me like my mom does, and I love my mother more than anyone else in the world.

[Anonymous No.2960459]

>>2960448
>gets beaheaded for thinking about maybe one day trying alcohol
ok then

[Anonymous No.2960484]

>>2960459
The asians also have a patriarchal society and it works great.

[Anonymous No.2960493]

>It's a /pol/ LARP thread where they pretend they have wives

[Anonymous No.2960512]

>>2960484
>works great
ahhh but goy dont you know? they simply must take in billions of refugees to make up for le depopulation meme

so sayeth the UN

[Anonymous No.2960524]

>>2960448
>not being the one they betray their husbands with
anon, i'm dissapointed.

[Anonymous No.2960527]

>>2960448
There's literally nothing they can do. They have to give their whores something.

[Anonymous No.2960551]

>>2959852
Tis better to be the bamboozler than it is to be the bamboozlee

[Anonymous No.2960578]

>>2960493
>no one talking about politics
>LE POL
>everyone's as lonely as me

Imagine being this pathetic

[Anonymous No.2960587]

>>2956226
Nice, just bought 100k.

[Anonymous No.2960598]

>>2960484
Yeah like in Japan where the wife literally owns the husband, so patriarchal

[Anonymous No.2960608]

>>2960598
japan and s. korea dont count since they are most degenerate

[Anonymous No.2960627]

>>2956226
>"I'm filing for divorce"
>ok
>"wait no waaaaahhhhh"
being a woman must be hell

[Anonymous No.2960649]

>>2956226
>gf tells me she wants to break up
>we haven't had sex in weeks
>mfw I've been low-key nofapnoporn
>I kiss her
>fuck her brains out
>everything back to normal

Sometimes you just gotta stuff their pussy with cock to straighten them out

[Anonymous No.2960668]

>>2956281
wew sounds like some mr and mrs smith shit going on

[Anonymous No.2960671]

>>2960448
A boy was beheaded because a guard overheard him listening to western music.

If arabic countries are your ideal society you're welcome to go over there and fuck some goats cause you're not welcome in the civilized world.

[Anonymous No.2960709]

>>2958138
I haven't seen Master and Commander. Can someone explain to me what it is that women don't get about it?

[Anonymous No.2960711]

>>2959259
TOP KEK

[Anonymous No.2960721]

>>2960671
Rap is crap.

[Anonymous No.2960723]

>>2960709
Nice try, roastie!

[Anonymous No.2960759]

God damn what a bunch of wimps on this board. I don't know how old you are, but maybe you'll find a better one.
Well done OP, made me kek.

[Anonymous No.2960799]

>>2960247
>not getting at least a 5% return in crypto over the course of a divorce

[Anonymous No.2960801]

>>2960649
Sometimes I wonder how much porn and fapping has made men beta.

The difference between how I let others treat me when I've masturbated and when I'm on NoFap is like night and day.

[Anonymous No.2960965]

>>2960448
>>>/r9k/ is that way, permavirgin

[Anonymous No.2960994]

>>2956380
>>2956395
>>2956420
>>2958138
HUUUR DDUURRR WOMEN ARENT LIKE MEN AND DONT UNDERSTAND LOYALTY AND HONOR

Honor and loyalty are masculine traits. It sounds like you want a man for a lover. Lmao

If you genius NEETS havent figured it out yet, women are the exact opposite of men. We are polar opposites.

If a woman is leaving a man it comes down to a few things. I'm not talking about marriages based on money, I'm talking about vanilla marriages.

If she's leaving you its very simple, you've been turned into a wimp, acquired feminine traits and do not lead the marriage. You do not give her attention. You need to dominate her and tell her what to do. You need to radiate masculine power. Stay fit and keep your testosterone high.

Men give, women receive. It's not rocket science. You need to give her love, and she will give you love back.

Women need and crave attention, especially dominant masculine attention. They need a deep dicking. Use your fucking penis, tell her that she is yours, you own that pussy, and I guarantee you she won't fucking leave your sorry pussy ass.

[Anonymous No.2961004]

>>2960578
Imagine being this mad

[Anonymous No.2961098]

>>2960801
yep. It makes sex better too. When you fap frequently you can take it or leave it. When you don't fap or watch porn you need to have a woman. They can tell when you really want to bone them vs. going through tho motions and the former really turns them on.

[Anonymous No.2961136]

>>2956226
you're wife anon. you're wife is fucking Alpha. i'm sure that's his name as well.

[Anonymous No.2961233]

>"i felt it was over too"
>her jaw drops and eyes widen
>she flips out and says she may be wrong and that she's scared that im having these feelings
She thinks you might already have protected your assets, she was aiming to get your money. She didn't fill for divorce. She already talked to a Jew lawyer that ensured she is getting everything you have.

[Anonymous No.2961364]

>>2957998
Then OP claims bankruptcy

[Anonymous No.2961478]

>>2961364
Same tools are available to bankruptcy judges as well. In fact, there is way more scrutiny. Also, the two big fuck yous of alimony and child support are non-dischargeable in bankruptcy.

[Anonymous No.2961502]

>>2960723
kek

[Anonymous No.2961585]

>>2960671
>A boy was beheaded because a guard overheard him listening to western music.

There is literally NOTHING wrong with this.

>2017
>still listening to the western jew's music

[Anonymous No.2961623]

>>2960994
You sound like a woman.

[Anonymous No.2961644]

>>2960448
Found your picture online m8

[Anonymous No.2961700]

>>2961644
But anon that's your picture...

[Anonymous No.2961717]

>>2956226
lol always have a solid exit plan when it comes to women.

[Anonymous No.2961748]

>>2961700
Nah it's you got it from /pol/

[Anonymous No.2961758]

>>2961748
Nuh uh it's you I got it from neogaf

[Anonymous No.2961819]

>>2961644
Sauce please, does he like rim jobs. I bet that ass dirty. luvs it

[Anonymous No.2962045]

>>2960018
Underrated

[Anonymous No.2962593]

Alright, but what about breasts? Serious question.

[Anonymous No.2962666]

>>2962593
she has two tits.
I counted them twice, to be sure.
why the question?

[Anonymous No.2963093]

>>2961819
Homosexuality was a mistake...

[Anonymous No.2963094]

>>2956226
Lol actually choosing to marry someone that ever had the potential for divorce. You couldn't see that coming dumb dumb and probably dropped 30k on a wedding. What a dummy, she's already 3 steps ahead of you , you stupid fuck, you don't think she's already talked about it to her divorced friend(s) and she told her exactly what to do already. She's already lawyer-ed up and ready to drop a paper on your ass. You poor sap, you think your little acting job meant you had the upperhand when she';s been thinking about it for 3 months?

[Anonymous No.2963112]

>>2961623

[Anonymous No.2963126]

>>2963094

seems like you believe women are rational.

[Anonymous No.2963133]

>>2963094
So what you're saying is murder suicide is the only option at this point?

[Anonymous No.2963144]

>>2963126
Lol and you have probably never talked to a fucking woman in your life you pimple faced neet.

[Anonymous No.2963160]

>>2963144
>implying the people that hate women the most aren't the ones that deal with them the most

[Anonymous No.2963210]

>>2963094
Sometimes love doesn't work out and the partners decide to split, especially if both are getting old and panic thinking they can do better or have only x amount of good years left. Most people never find true love either... They just settle.

[Anonymous No.2963220]

>>2963133
No you sociopathic fuck. The BEST option is to communicate with his wife. Fucking talk with the women, why is she not happy? What can you change about yourself to make her happy? Is there anything that is not a major sacrifice? Are you being a fuck playing video games for 3 hours a night ignoring her? There's absolutely nothing better in life than the undying devotion of a woman, maybe perhaps only know that she gave you a son and more children to come. Sure, they may get a little emotional at times but it's your job to tend to her emotional state so that she's nearly free of troubles and worries, apart from large major things which are in no way your place to interfere. A woman will push you to change yourself for the better, in many ways, and you should not resent her for doing so. When you become more, become better, so will she. The sex will be better than you can imagine when she loves you more than anything, and you Love her too. The funny thing is you don't need some special super girl to achieve this beautiful state of mutual being, nearly anyone is a good partner. If you think your woman sucks and your relationship is poor, than you are not nearly as alpha as you may believe. To master the man's game (the "outside" world"[of jobs, things, social hierarchy, achievements]) AND the woman's game (the "inside"world [of emotions and feelings, relationships, social IQ, strong being]). Is to be truly alpha. But, as the old adage goes, you can't possibly know what you don't know.

[Anonymous No.2963231]

>>2963220
>No you sociopathic fuck.

Haha, I got you m8. "No" wink wink. ;^)

[Anonymous No.2963254]

>>2959928

here in Europe, definitely no way.

[Anonymous No.2963265]

>>2960709

everyone in that ship has a penis.

[Anonymous No.2963287]

>>2963210
That's not quite how the process works. Nearly any woman is a prime candidate to be your "true love." This concept that there is already a single woman determined to be with you is more likely something of a hollywood fantasy than practical advice or even a practical framework to think about. For thousands and thousands of years the only women that were available were ones pretty close by. There wasn't a large selection. People didn't travel very far. Everyone seemed to get along just nicely, form loving relationship, families and look how far we have progressed. Now with the availability of meeting new partners, and this idea of a "one true love," people are left searching, women and man.

The idea that most people do not understand is that LOVE only needs ONE PERSON. That's (You) . Love is about intention towards other without any expectation of something in return. Actual caring for other, with no though of how it benefits you in any way. This is a Loving intention. If you become a truly loving being, you're not just acting, you actually change yourself to be LOVING. As a man. Then the woman tends to follow you (women are followers). It may take her a little time to adjust, oh wow what does he want from me? He is just acting? Why is he being like this? But once she settles in ... Wow (You) is really amazing. (You) Is like the best guy I can ever imagine. I don't want to lose (You) , I better start being better myself. Wow (You) is the sexiest guy on the planet I could never imagine being with anyone better than this. WOW (You) makes me cum so much, this is the best sex of my entire life.


That tends to be how the experience goes in my experience. This is likely to be a new concept for (You). To be loving and focused on other, but it is truly the best way to be after you have experienced it for enough time to know. But as they say, you don't know what you don't know.

[Anonymous No.2963320]

>>2962666
Are they ever not attached to a woman?

[Anonymous No.2963395]

>>2959214
Thank you

[Anonymous No.2963467]

>>2960448
Lmao

[Anonymous No.2963749]

>>2963287
Creation Vs. Fate.

Those who think, research, work and create so much better than those who hope and pray.

In relationships and in biz

[Anonymous No.2963795]

>>2963220
>being this bluepilled
The woman is taking advantage of you. While you slave away at your job and being a true "alpha," she's lounging at home.

[Anonymous No.2963862]

>>2958555
Agreed. A QT that can survive in the jungle is my dream girl.
>best friend and his sis are thai/swede mix
>best friend gets all the grills, because is asian with blue eyes
I've always wanted to breed superchildren with his sister, but she kinda looks like him, so it felt too weird to even ask for a date

[Anonymous No.2963882]

this thread smells of insecurity towards women
>wife
hahaha yeah right

[Anonymous No.2963901]

>>2963882
Someone who is truly insecure towards women would be feminist or something so as to blend in so no one knows they're insecure towards women.

[Anonymous No.2963981]

One of my coworkers told me about how he recently got a divorce (with a woman he got back together with). Really, absurdly friendly guy. They'd been together for a long time and had kids, he went back to school to get a higher paying job and that started causing minor stress. He was also taking care of the kids while she worked as a teacher. His bitch wife decided on a whim to get a divorce and was seeing another guy behind him, planned the whole thing out months ahead of time, started taking the kids to school and telling him not to watch them so that once she pulled the rug out from under him he wouldn't get any custody. Hired a rat lawyer to guide her through the best way of fleecing him AND taking the kids he was looking after while in school. And then her new guy turned out shitty and she went back to him later, he was so nice he took her back but I was simply stunned at that level of evil desu.

[Anonymous No.2963991]

>>2963882

Uh yeah, dumbfuck. The whole premise is how they can screw you over on a days bad mood and it's enabled in law.

You don't even know how to be critical you're just throwing around words you attribute with negativity lmao

[Anonymous No.2963999]

>>2963220

Anon, what if i were to tell you that, all that crap you said doesnt matter at all.

The solution is that you stop getting cucked and ask her for opinion for doing everything, and then, you bent her over and give her some good spankings and fuck her brains out.

Suddenly she respects you more and she 'feels' that she loves you more. No marriage counselling is better than this /biz post

[Anonymous No.2964025]

>>2956263
>Not fat but basic bitch.
You are either:
1. A larping faggot (almost certainly this one)
2. Combating an insult to your wife with another insult, making you a beta faggot

Either way, you're a fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.2964087]

>>2963981
>he was so nice he took her back

t. cuck

[Anonymous No.2964184]

>>2958475
>>2958513
>>2958555
>>2958597

I want to start some kind of matchmaking service for foreigners in Thailand. So many farang continually fuck up hard and date/marry the first remotely decent looking gook that lays their eyes on them. Often these girls are gold digging sociopaths. Still, I can't say I'm surprised to see western men happier here than back home. Anyway, most foreigners lack an eye for it and could do much better.

Give me btc if you wanna escape your western debt ridden hellhole and live life fucking a loyal hottie while living like a king. If you're gonna live in S.E Asia and actually make good money here, marriage is important. You can hold that off for a while and fuck around, but you will want the option for the long term.

1Lsdmuyqy1ndpKdnLcQ9NwjrzFJgLUzaTE

[Anonymous No.2964228]

>>2960018
top kek

[Anonymous No.2964275]

>>2956263
Lol all the millenial literal cucks ITT
Not going your own way
Not elevating your mind computing power beyond female companionship for eternity
Not building the ultimate virtual robotic RealGirl pony snek girl hybrid
It's like you guys want to be immesculated. Why don't you just get jobs and work for bosses?

[Anonymous No.2964334]

>>2963093
>impling that all gay men eat sharted ass all day
stereotypes are rough here

[Anonymous No.2964507]

>>2963795
You idiot, she's the one at the job and I stay home to raise my son

[Anonymous No.2964527]

>>2964507
Studies have been done, she's definitely going to become dissatisfied and start feeling that you're not contributing as much as her, and she will cheat with dominant career driven male superiors at work and eventually leave you

When this happens, make sure to extract as much alimony from her as you can, because she definitely would do the same if she were in your position

[Anonymous No.2964562]

>>2958029
>alphas stick it out their whole lives with women, the human dairy product
wew lad. thats a cute fantasy you have in your head about monogamy working out

[Anonymous No.2965145]

>>2956380

I dont get that movie either tbqh family

[Anonymous No.2965153]

>>2965145
You are a roastie at heart. I'm sorry anon.

[Anonymous No.2965230]

>>2965153

Guess I might as well embrace the future and go on HRT

[Anonymous No.2966255]

>>2956281
kudos OP, I think I would have done the same

[Anonymous No.2966315]

after reading through this thread me belief is revitalized that there likeminded people that dont take any womans bullshit

They do things based on feelings, so if you were the maximum alpha as it were, you need to know how to bind her to you, but her values need to be such that she is not -that- annoying, clingy.

Relationships should be calm, if there is any hint to volatile behavior, boot the bitch

She must love children, be selfless, and not talk too much (you know what I mean)

Learn to fuck properly, no bdsm, no role-play, none of that bullshit. Tantra-ish, make her squirt by penetration. Might require time.

>No woman is going to love you like your mother
Not true, your mother is also a woman, and also irrational, and based on personality difference might be a bitch to you. If unsalvageable, find the right woman.

A woman should come ready as she is, if there is much you have to "fix" it's not for you.

Unjust, princess-like, a scummy behavior must be banned by punishment (see: stone face, not shaking, being direct and honest).

I really hope the younger ones listen to the older anons in here. Especially OP.

[Anonymous No.2966337]

>>2966315
> make her squirt by penetration
...
>make her piss all over you

lmao ok

[Anonymous No.2967421]

OP you are right on track. Fuck these faggots who think otherwise.

Any woman who's way of communicating is to lay divorce on you only to see how you will react to get some idea of how she should act is mentally fucking ill. This is not how normal people communicate. These are childish games played by a manipulative woman who will always try to push your boundaries or fuck you financially in some way. Don't fall for it, slow play this bitch until you can get out and not lose everything.

[Anonymous No.2967477]

>>2958498
this

[Anonymous No.2967523]

>>2960018

[Anonymous No.2967547]

>>2966315
nice reddit spacing friend

[Anonymous No.2967549]

>>2966337
Sounds like a guy who saw women squirt only through porn.
It generally happens when you are balls deep and it's not in huge quantities.
Porn "actresses" drink a fuck ton to get that effect and ruin their bladders in the process.

[Anonymous No.2967551]

>>2967549
Nah lad, I just don't allow women to urinate on me

[Anonymous No.2967559]

>>2956443
You shouldn't have settled for a chick with BPD who needs constant validation, to the point where she will shittest you with a divorce just to hear you grovel and give her a sense of meaning.
I'll admit you know how to play the game OP, good move not being all "I can change baby, please, you mean everything to me" and doing the George Costanza switcharoo.
Now she has to work hard to please YOU. That's a sweet move, but you fowled up the second you put a ring on that crazy bitch.

>>2958024
kek


>>2958161
See above, she doesn't actually want a divorce. She wants him to get on his knees and grovel, he wants him to tell her he can't live without her. She wants him to start romancing her again. She wants to feel she's worth something... it's not love she wants, it's validation.

When you say "okay, divorce me" it makes her feel even LESS validated. the fact that you could drop her like a stone is the opposite of what she wanted.

>>2958511
It's all they can get. If you're not very good at attracting women, even if you are attractive but you just don't have "game" and a basket case girl comes exploding onto the scene with affection and instantly GF status that you've longed for like a real-life-manic-pixie girl, they just think "omg she's the one... I can never do any better".
At least that's my theory.

[Anonymous No.2967579]

>mfw shorting the western cunt's and accumulating gorgeous eastern women

[Anonymous No.2967582]

I gotta say, /biz/, the relationship discussions that occur here are pretty fucking hectic.

[Anonymous No.2967694]

Anyone who gets married is, fundamentally, a woman.

[Anonymous No.2967771]

>>2967582
well that's because much like anything on /biz/ it's people acting like experts in stuff they don't know shit about.

[Anonymous No.2967912]

>>2963112
get out of here you fucking frogposting whiteknight. Back to /r9k/

[Anonymous No.2967928]

>>2956226
>alpha
>married
Hahaha, you retard. Why would you marry in the first place?

[Anonymous No.2967936]

>>2956226
jokes on you anon, im gonna tell ur wief

[Anonymous No.2968003]

>>2959858
> ITT: I am more alpha than you.
>N-no, i am more alpha than you.

[Anonymous No.2968242]

>>2956281
This is so retarded. The big implication is that you're a stupid fuck with terrible taste in women. These "gotcha" games are only cute to teenagers.

Seriously, why invest this level of time into somone you know deep down you dont give a fuck about?

[the bosx imperial ruler of the(...) No.2968310]

>>2968003
well according to the animal groups they are trying to emulate, that is how 2 competing male betas fight to decide who gets to become the alpha of that particular species's territory

[Anonymous No.2968335]

>>2967928
>alpha
>mgtow
Hahaha, you retard

[Anonymous No.2969212]

>>2967551
Wow get a load of this fag!

[Anonymous No.2970307]

>>2956233
Only a cuck would get married in today's world to begin with.

[Anonymous No.2970342]

>browsing 4chan
>has wife
no

[Anonymous No.2970444]

>>2963981
Does anyone have the screencap of fuckjared on Reddit?

[Anonymous No.2970486]

>>2956233
FPBP

[Anonymous No.2970563]

>>2970444
>Reddit

[Anonymous No.2971270]

>>2956380
This seems like some kind of meme copypasta, but I believe it. I had a female literature professor whose interpretation of a bunch of bros looking out for each other in the book Dracula was that they were all gay for each other.

[Anonymous No.2971357]

>>2959852
>I've been your gf for n days and still no ring??!

[Anonymous No.2972450]

>>2963133
Just kill her obviously c'mon think positively

[Anonymous No.2972481]

>>2959852
wow, you have a girlfriend whom you don't want to call a girlfriend and you anonymously post frogs on 4chan saying it's her fault if she's not ok with the fact that her boyfriend doensn't call her his girlfriend

[Anonymous No.2972928]

>>2958402
>tfw poor and now wife
Huh. I guess it really is true what they say... Mo' money mo' problems!

[Anonymous No.2973427]

>>2963265
Hnnngh
such interesting political opinions