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Why aren't you married yet, manlets?

>> No.29554019

Haven't found the right guy yet.

>> No.29554042

>>29553997
That's a man

>> No.29554049

>>29553997
MILK

>> No.29554066
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>>29553997
if i ever get married and have kids im going to be furious if my wife doesnt let me drink the milkies

>> No.29554075

>>29553997
mommy

>> No.29554093

Because I don't want to be with her forever even though I proposed and live with her

>> No.29554189

Because in the back of my mind I know I'm with her just to not be lonely and think I can do better

>> No.29554190

Never share an account with your spouse and make sure you make significantly more than them. I currently have made both of these mistakes, and it’s so fucking draining trying to invest with a retard who can’t understand that money not in the bank isn’t money disappearing

>> No.29554258

all the rare good ones can do better than me. I refuse to suffer with the rest.

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>>29554066
THIS

>> No.29554297

>>29554258
Damn

>> No.29554310

>>29553997
I . . . was using that on my dick earlier...

>> No.29554315

>>29553997
i'm fucking 21 and rubic isn't $50 dollars yet. give me a financial quarter

>> No.29554317

>>29554258
chin up king

>> No.29554347

>>29553997
but i am, why arent you?

>> No.29554358

>>29554258
This. I had one and she figured it out. The rest can't compare.

>> No.29554360

>marry
NGMI

>> No.29554421

>>29553997
Fuck getting married and every cunt has to wear a mask the whole time

>> No.29554429
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>>29553997
Because I'm an ugly hate-filled man.

>> No.29554475

>>29554429
based, GMI

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>>29553997
in the middle of a divorce. great question op!

>> No.29554591

In part because I spent my 20's wallowing in dysfunction and in part because I have standards that are very hard to measure up to.

>> No.29554598

>>29553997
hm good question
doubt that shes the right partner sometimes, and feelings of financial insecurity - i dont own any property... i dont even own a car and i lost my job this year... i dont see the point of marriage until property can be exchanged, ie my house for her ovaries

>> No.29554601

>>29554429
Is moe the most based character of the show?

>> No.29554603
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>>29554603

>> No.29554732

>>29553997
All women I ever knew were either gold diggers or had serious mental issues and were literally fucking my mental health, and also lot's of lying shits.
At this point, I literally don't care about the looks or social status or anything else - I will gladly marry the very first normal girl I will met. Until then I'm fine with my flashlight and ain't wasting my time on random scum.

>> No.29554751

>>29554601
By far.

>> No.29554799

>>29554042
Kill yourself

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>>29554603

>> No.29554863

>>29553997
I couldnt even attract a fly to my shit if I tried dude

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>>29554603
Gimme milkies

>> No.29554893

>>29553997
>getting married in 2021
kek, good deal for the woman, terrible deal for the man. I’m getting married but only because she is literally perfect, if she was anything less I’d unironically stay unmarried till death or move to a different country where the laws for marriage were just (t. burger)

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>>29554603

>> No.29554944

>>29554603
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF ALLL THAT WASTED MILKK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.29554978

>>29553997
I hate the presence of women.

>> No.29554982

>>29553997
I was

>> No.29555057

>>29554893
Kek, please stream your Sudoku in 6 years.

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>>29554603

>> No.29555178

I havent found the right guy yet

>> No.29555237

>>29554603
Why is my peepee stiff

>> No.29555243

>>29553997
I have a gf, gonna propose once I’m comfortable enough cashing out some gains for a ring.

>> No.29555252

>>29554893
They're all perfect on that wedding day, aren't they.

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>>29554603

>> No.29555354

>>29553997
Recently separated, though not yet divorced. Regretting the separation.

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>>29554603

>> No.29555438

>>29553997
POOMPA

>> No.29555555

>>29553997
being not married doesn't need justification. make a good case for marriage, faggot and maybe i'll consider it

>> No.29555581

>>29554893
>S-She’s different this time, I s-swear!
Your cognitive dissonance is showing

>> No.29555607

>>29555555
Holy checked

>> No.29555621

>>29555555
wasted

>> No.29555658

>>29554066
>warm milk

yuck.

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29555664

I hate myself yet I think I'm better than everyone and that I deserve only the best despite not having much to offer

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>>29554429
this and I watch anime

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>>29555555
Based and checked. Fuck roasties and tradcucks

>> No.29555673

>>29555555
oh no...
/biz/ is ruined

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>>29555671
The only manga I actually care about now is going to shit. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.29555751

>>29555708
houseki no kuni?

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>>29555555
>make a good case for marriage
The milk...

>> No.29555803

>>29554066
It's kinda gross actually, like leftover milk after a bowl of fruit loops left out for an afternoon.

>> No.29555828

>>29555658
>not liking the freshest of milkies
what the fuck is wrong with you?

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>>29555555
Femoids and their tradcucks btfo'd. Sexbots and artificial wombs soon brothers.

>> No.29555878

>>29555803
My wife's milk was like warm sweet malty milk, had to fight to stay awake after drinking it, was like taking valium. I miss that milk

>> No.29555897

>>29553997
Because my wife is 2d

>> No.29555945

>>29554258
Pretty much this, 95% of women are straight trash and defective. The ones that remain have their pick of all the top tier guys so why pick average old me.

>> No.29555974

>>29555555
kys

>> No.29556038

>>29555835
>artificial wombs
You know women can already reproduce without any need for men, right? You can craft sperm cells from bone marrow now. Two women can have a child that is the biological offspring of both of them. Meanwhile, artificial wombs are expensive, time consuming and unnecessary by comparison. The efficient option here would be to do away with men altogether. I don’t think you appreciate just how literal the phrase “the future is female” actually is.

>> No.29556071

>>29555803
what do u feed ur wife. you know cum is sweet if you eat a lot of bananas.

>> No.29556135

she can do better

>> No.29556137

>>29556038
>You can craft sperm cells from bone marrow now
source?

>I don’t think you appreciate just how literal the phrase “the future is female” actually is.
Too bad world without men wouldnt be able to function..

>> No.29556197

>>29555835
>artificial wombs
Just do artificial insemination and hire a third worlder woman to carry your baby.
Artificial wombs are not going to be available to the public in the next decades. Do you want to wait until you're 50 to have a kid?

>> No.29556221

>>29556038
cretinous femoid cope

>> No.29556233

>>29555555
ETERNAL BACHELORS ARE GONNA MAKE IT

>> No.29556246

>>29555658
microwaving a mug of milk before bed is the fucking best, it makes it sweeter somehow, try it.

>> No.29556269

>>29556233
make a hole in the ground at their point of departure, lmao

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>>29554603
When I get a wife, I'm building her to BLOW everyday like clock work.

>> No.29556303

>>29556038
is that even true? this screams crystalcafe fantasy
I'm pretty sure any patriarchal society would destroy something like that

>> No.29556304

>>29554603
this is disgusting yet arousing at the same time

>> No.29556305

>>29553997
>>29554603
jesus christ women are truly animals

>> No.29556336

Both artificial wombs and women having kids with other women will fail, as they are against nature. You will be punished for breaking your oaths

>> No.29556338

>>29554893
>all women are whores but mines different
Cant wait for inevitable greentext here when you get rekt

>> No.29556351

>>29556038
Even if all that is true, women could never advance society.

>> No.29556353

>>29556137
https://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2007/04/16/1898103.htm

>"Scientists have created cells that look like immature sperm. But no-one knows if they will be able to mature and go on to fertilised eggs"

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>>29555555
Checked.

>> No.29556380

I came to this board to get some info what to invest in, but instead I just figured out that I have a milk fetish

>> No.29556384

>>29556137
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5652933/

>>29556221
Prove me wrong then faggot. I’m not endorsing it, I’m saying it’s the more cost efficient, less labour-intensive option.

>> No.29556391

>>29555708
Mong is the savior of Aot fuck you

>> No.29556412

I am 15 years old haha lol

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>>29553997
I am gay and I hold chainlink

>> No.29556428

>>29556384
>Prove me wrong then faggot
how about i suck on your toes instead
hole-haver

>> No.29556434

>>29554019
THIS

>> No.29556447

>>29556336
>appeal to nature fallacy
Try again

>> No.29556450

>>29555803
Just put your wife in the fridge retard

>> No.29556463

>>29553997
Marriage is the ultimate rugpull, anon.

>> No.29556473

>>29556038
>You know women can already reproduce without any need for men, right?
I know. As we all know, single motherhood has such great outcomes. You can also produce eggs from bone marrow as well. Or just harvest them from aborted females.
>Meanwhile, artificial wombs are expensive, time consuming and unnecessary by comparison.
They already exist and will be commercially viable in 10 years. Only moralfags prevent their use on humans. Embryos have been successfully grown to 14 days, which is the legal limit for research.
>The efficient option here would be to do away with men altogether. I don’t think you appreciate just how literal the phrase “the future is female” actually is.
There is not a single female only place that has existed in continuous operation for more than 50 years. Even feminist camps in the 70s had problems and collapsed. Meanwhile, monasteries and other surplus male containment zones have been around for over 500 years or more in continuous operation. There is one called Mt. Athros in Greece that is almost one thousand years old and still going.

The female is ultimately a useless being that only fills the role in our species as a offspring carrier. Almost anything done by females is done better by the males of our species due to sexual dimorphism. Once humans are being massed produced on assembly lines, we won't need females for their biological roles anymore. We also won't need them to be mothers since AI will fill the majority of tedious early childcare routines that they currently do. Older kids are raised by public schools now, most housewives do nothing but sit during school hours.

>> No.29556537

>>29554066
Probably gonna marry a Christian girl. I have a feeling she will not be into this. So I dont think Ill ever be able to suckle on mommy tiddies. Its all I really want though.

>> No.29556540

because i refuse to marry any woman that:
a. has tattoos
b. goes for nights out
c. has more than 2 previous sexual partners
d. is over 25
e. doesn't accept me as a neet
f. doesn't accept i live with parents
g. drinks alcohol
h. smokes
i. is atheist
j. thinks she can discuss money with me
k. doesn't accept me as the leader
l. is feminist
m. dislikes white people or white culture
n. doesn't want kids

>> No.29556566

>>29553997
id like to be but relationships suck. i wanna fucc and maybe chill and watch movies, i dont wanna go to fall festivals and shit like that and girls wanna do that all weekend. time aint worth the reward

>> No.29556617

>>29553997
Not rich enough

>> No.29556708

>>29556038
While it works, people don't seem to remember the rest of it where the babies end up with a high chance of being mentally retarded if not dead within the first few days. It's like how you can make a baby through incest, you'll just end up with a higher chance of a kid with extreme autism.

>> No.29556710

>>29554603
imagine your coworker begging you to suck on her tits for relief

>> No.29556739

>>29556708
autism is the future unironically though

>> No.29556810

is it really that bad being a manlet? im not even much taller than him 6'0(formerly 5'11)

>> No.29556847

>>29554049
guys found a chat here https://qdefirating.com/en/projects/ there boards are not archived and a lot of useful information can be more convenient to communicate there?

>> No.29556853

>>29556540

Fucking hell, good luck. because a through g is pretty much standard. The only dealbreakers on that list for me are: H, L and M

>> No.29556868

>>29556540
So you really dont want a normal girl who doesnt want a retard?

>> No.29556892

>>29556447
>fallacy
nature always wins
You don't stand on your own

>> No.29556898

>>29556540
date a mormon girl then

>> No.29556902

>>29556810
Depends on where you live. 5'6 in East Asia is acceptable. 5'6 in USA is difficult. 5'6 in Netherlands or other tallfag filled place is suicidefuel.

There was a study awhile back iirc that showed male suicide rates increased as height went down.

>> No.29556934

>>29556898
i'd consider it if i knew how to meet them. religious women in SEA are a lot easier to come by and usually fit the requirements