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29552990 No.29552990 [Reply] [Original]

Ok I made enough money in 2017 to buy a house. I live in one room and rented the other two. Kitchen and bath and stuff are shared. I thought I will be smart and rented the two other rooms to two hot girls. I thought it would be awesome, like my personal harem.
But its not. The house is a mess. Especially the bathroom and kitchen. The girls are never here. When they are here they are loud with friends. I'm not invited and too awkward to join. Sometimes they have sex with a guy and that makes me sad. But most of the time they are not here. Then I'm all alone and clean up the house

>> No.29553108
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29553108

>>29552990

start cooming into their shampoo bottles

>> No.29553109

>>29552990
simp

>> No.29553165

>>29552990
This is sadly relatable
Move out

>> No.29553193

>>29552990
Maybe look into Rohypnol.

>> No.29553223

>>29553108
Based

>> No.29553258

>>29553165
>this
move out, rent your room to another of their whore friends, buck up the rent, make them pay a mortgage for your new house so you can live free.

>> No.29553274

>>29552990
Are you at least making decent money

>> No.29553289

>>29553258
Based
Do this

>> No.29553316

Be so akward that you make them move out lol

>> No.29553339

Post a picture of them.

>> No.29553340

>>29553258
This is the best option, also, those whores will not take care of the place until they have trash onto the neck

>> No.29553344

>>29553108
Why are you not already doing this OP

>> No.29553360

>>29553340
put a huge damage deposit on it, write some bullshit into the contract, theyre whores! they cant read!

>> No.29553374

>>29552990
There is no fastlane. Start working out and focus on hobbies and improving yourself. Move out.

>> No.29553379

>>29552990
Plant spycams around the house and sell the footage, then move out to a better house and stay alone chilling

>> No.29553393

>>29552990
can't you evict them? then hire a couple escorts

>> No.29553401

>>29552990
Have you ever though about not being a cuck for once?

>> No.29553436

>>29553108
Catastrophically based.

>> No.29553439

Make some bullshit excuse like family are on hard times and have to move into the spare rooms to care for in lockdown.

Women are hell to live/work with. Never tidy up shit, this isn't the 1950's, all they do is leave empties and filth everywhere. Get rid, invest in a nice wireless hoover (Shark are great) get an air filter (Vax are good) and breathe clean. Only ever rent out to asian students (not the stinky kind).

>> No.29553701

Ive lived with many people. The last was a rasta who broke everything he touched and would fly into rages if youd mention it. He was fun to hang out with but a nitemare to live with. After the second time he broke the front door because he didnt have his key I moved. Living with other people can be fun until its not.

I also once rented out a spare room to these polish girls, they gave me £20 for electric for the whole time they were there. idk wtf I was thinking just annoying

>> No.29553827

Literally just rent to escorts. Your live will improve 20-fold because you can fuck them virtually whenever you want and the sound of them fucking other guys will cease to bother you.

>> No.29553871

>>29553827
You wont get any rent money if you fuck a hooker house mate

>> No.29554073
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29554073

>>29552990
I lived with two girls in uni and had the same experience

>> No.29554173

OP actually thought he would get to fuck his tenants fucking LOL

>> No.29554247

>>29553379
> Get caught, pay a million in damages to the roasties and be on the sex offender registry

Haha t-that is so b-based

>> No.29554300

>>29552990
I have been living with a 23 yr old stripper for almost 3 years now.
She alright, young and dumb but she alright I look after her desu daddy issues and all. She pays for my borderline NEET lifestyle so its coooool
I'm 26

>> No.29554343

>>29554300
what do you mean she pays for your lifestyle?
you don't have money?

>> No.29554372

>>29554300
Good for you anon!

>> No.29554430

>>29552990
kek you fucked up anon

>> No.29554437

>>29554343
She pays me 220 per week in rent and I own the place so it goes straight towards my food etc so I don't have a job

>>29554372
She aint perfect but we don't step on each others toes which is alot more than I can say for previous roomates

>> No.29554441

>>29554247
just dont get caught bro

>> No.29554468

>>29554437
oh didnt realise you were renting to her, nice

>> No.29554545

>>29553258
This

>> No.29554559

Renting out your current property and living with your tenants is a scam and just asking for unnecessary trouble.

>> No.29554731

>>29554559
>Renting out your current property and living with your tenants is a scam
tell that to >>29554437 kek
good NEET method honestly im impressed. Depending on the value of the house defi lending could net u more per week tho

>> No.29554771

>>29554437
do you have sex with her?

>> No.29554797

>>29554559
You just have to find people who aren't shitheads, have the ability to communicate and make some comprimises (yes i said comprimises what kind of cuck am i right?)

>> No.29554801

why r u complaining, just kick them out, or leave and rent out you're room

you can try a last bid of excercising power and tell them to clean up their shit and too not be so loud, and try to be a chad and fuck them

men with harems have power, they aren't weak spineless hoes that get pussy thrown at them just cause

>> No.29554847

>>29554771
NO STOP ASKING THAT QUESTION REEEEEEEEEEE EVERYONE ASKS THAT AND HER MALE FRIENDS ASK HER THAT TOO WHEN THEY FIND OUT REEEEEEEE

I wouldn't touch her sexually with a 10 foot pole. Just because shes asian doesn't mean she automatically wants my BWC reeeeeee

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29554883

>>29553108
Jesus Christ bros... What does sex with these goddesses feel like?

>> No.29554973

>>29552990
just cum on everything they own, earn back those losses

>> No.29554984

>>29552990
>Kitchen and bath and stuff are shared
Kitchen and bath and stuff are shared
>Kitchen and bath and stuff are shared
absolute madman.

>> No.29555011

>>29554847
why not, is she gross or muh morals?

>> No.29555063

>>29555011
It would cause more problems than it would solve simply put. Don't be lead by your cock anon. Plus shes a bit of an alpha black widow (girl with chad first boyfriend who now has very high expectations of other men)

>> No.29555131

>>29555011
also shes not gross she is very sexually attractive m8 shes a 23 year old stripper

>> No.29555163

>>29555131
you are crazy

>> No.29555203

>>29552990
WTF this is the most depressing shitn I've ever read. I hope you're larping.

Theyre never there because they don't want to be there! How can 2 hot girls share a restroom with some dood.

>> No.29555227

>>29555163
explain

>> No.29555255

>>29555227
just fuck her lmao

>> No.29555344

>>29555255
Haha no I like a stable income more than pussy, plus I fuck other girls instead

>> No.29555346

>>29553108
based, did this in my moms friends shower once

>> No.29555388

>>29555344
don't listen to the retard, you have a good setup.

>> No.29555400

>>29553258
this
do it anon

>> No.29555430

>>29554731
I have 15.5k Linkies. Celcius lending looked nice but not your keys not your coins and everything

>> No.29555437

>>29553871
You will if you're a pimp. OP is out of luck unfortunately.

>> No.29555590

>>29555430
im seething at u cefi fags!! sergey himself put some link in celsius im pretty sure, but im still annoyed theres fuckall apr on link lending!!!! sergey u fat bastard release staking now faggot cunt bitch!!!! fat bastard whore

>> No.29555627

>>29555590
Source on sergey doing that? LINK buyers are not the most rational lmao

>> No.29555668

>>29555590
Sell it to me, I was considering it and even installed the app to have a gander, was pretty annoyed there was no desktop app. Because im paranoid about security I would buy a new phone dedicated to it

>> No.29555700

>>29552990
Yes, girls are notoriously disgusting creatures. Why on earth would you let one that you're not in a relationship with? You get what you deserve, simp.

>> No.29555738

>>29555590
>>29555627
stake at bancor

>> No.29555783

>>29552990
trap them into a lease and increase rent so they are forced to bang you
>>29553108
also this

>> No.29555794

>>29555738
also worried about their impermanent loss solution not working lol. never could figure out how profitable being an LP is anyway, is it good?

>> No.29555805

>>29553258
While you're at it, tell them they need to look after the place more, otherwise you'll hire a cleaner and their rent will rise to cover that cost.

>> No.29555941

>>29552990
>being a landlord
>renting to roasties
>being envious of degenerates
ngmi

>> No.29556029

>>29552990
how is
>The girls are never here.
a problem when:
>When they are here they are loud with friends. I'm not invited and too awkward to join.

>> No.29556128

>>29552990
This is one of the saddest stories i ever read on biz
Kick the whores out and rent to a based polish family, at least the mother will keep the house in order and you'll find some pyrohy when you get home

>> No.29556138

>>29556029
I thought we could spend time together and play board games or something when they are here and get to know each other and one will fall in love with me. But they just hang out with their friends

>> No.29556188

>>29556138
Bruh try and join in when they are socialising, offer food or something and entertain them and work from there :/// idk what else to tell you

>> No.29556251

>>29556138
have you tried talking to them when theyre drunk?

>> No.29556276

>>29556138
good god anon. how did you get life till now?
imagine letting a female move under your roof that you dont fuck
you need some sense shook into you

>> No.29556345

>>29552990
If you are socially awkward then why the hell did you do it? I'd never do that

>> No.29556350

>>29556251
Unironically this lmao, my flatmate is real fucking friendly when she comes back either drunk or cooked on MDMA

>> No.29556383

>>29556138
The secret is to act like you're invitied unless it is obvious that you aren't.

>> No.29556444

>>29556138
Fucking kek. I'd they aren't fucking or sucking you shouldn't be giving women any of your thought or time

Rule #1

>> No.29556511

>>29553108
based and chad pilled

>> No.29556517
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29556517

Be a gay anon

>> No.29556522

>>29552990
Kek, you got cucked.

>> No.29556668

>can't enforce his will to some dumb bitches living in his own house
You can evict them literally any time with 0 consequence you fucking faggot, man the fuck up and lay down some house rules
the 1st one should be instant eviction if they have sex inside your home

>> No.29556723

>>29552990
lmao my sides. every woman except my grandma are filthy animals incapable of picking up after themselves, kick those roasties out

>> No.29556759 [DELETED] 

>>29552990
guys found a chat here https://qdefirating.com/en/projects/ there boards are not archived and a lot of useful information can be more convenient to communicate there?

>> No.29556808

>>29555794
Uniswap on a high volume pair was almost 50% APY assuming the volume stays somewhat constant, so it's probably closer to 25% APY.
Impermanent loss is the price to pay to be less exposed to one of the two assets shitting itself, it's probably worth it if you have enough to generate a decent passive income even after tax, just sell the commission every once in a while.

>> No.29556904

Independent women are often messy. The fact they leave a mesa means they disrespect you as a male. You need to do one of two things:

1. Threaten to evict then unless they shape up and definitely not more sleepovers with strange males you've never met you are after all the landlord.
2. You leave and live somewhere else making it a pure rental property and they clean their own pig sty.

You may also consider additional housekeeping charges every month. Record the mess visually and keep a ledger of everything they owe you for housekeeping.

If they don't like it evict or sue.

I really hate cunts like this and hope you wreck them.

>> No.29557016

>>29556904
>1. Threaten to evict then unless they shape up and definitely not more sleepovers with strange males you've never met you are after all the landlord.
>2. You leave and live somewhere else making it a pure rental property and they clean their own pig sty.
in the UK at least (where I'm guessing OP is based on his time of posting), if you live in the same house as your tenants, they have close to no legal standing when it comes to evicting them. if they rent the whole place and you don't live there, they have vastly more legal standing.

>> No.29557046

>>29556808
Also I tested it on two volatile assets, no stablecoin pair, my reasoning was that if both assets grow in the future, impermanent loss becoming permanent would be mitigated.

>> No.29557050

I would be trying it on all the time if I lived with a hot stranger. It would end in fucking or awkwardness so she has to move out, either way it's a win.

>> No.29557067

>>29552990
>didn't install hidden cams everywhere and sell the videos to perverts
ngmi

>> No.29557122

>>29557016
Good to know in the US it's basically the opposite. OP should do whatever is necessary to crush the cunt brigade though.

>> No.29557157

>>29553108
i did this in uni and used her toothbrush to clean my dick

>> No.29557172

>>29552990
I know this story is fake, so first I'd like to say this is very well written, good stuff. All I wanna say though is that I feel bad because somewhere out there there's a cuck who's real fucking desperate who's in one of these gay ass situations. And that's what truly terrifies me.

>> No.29557234

>>29552990
Set up an elaborate hidden cam system if you haven't already.

>> No.29557248

>>29557050
Kek I tried this numerous times and it always ended the moving out

>> No.29557340

>>29557248
Ended moving or it ended in them moving out?

>> No.29557498

>>29552990
Any time they start making noise just start audibly masturbating. Make them move out, its your home not theres.
>>29555255
Good on you anon. Fucking her will lead to more problems than what you would want.

>> No.29557543

>>29552990
Tell them to clean up their shit or you throw them out. How hard is that retard?

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29557587

>>29556138

>thinks hot girls want to play board games
>thinks they'll fall in love with you based on proximity

What's going on in your head

>> No.29558092

>>29552990
Never rent with women unless they’re family or your GF. Any other scenario is a loss for you.

>> No.29558158

>>29553108
fpbp

>> No.29558422

>>29553871
>You wont get any rent money if you fuck a hooker house mate
You will. Pay to start then escalate to not paying. This is my hobby, getting whores to call me when they are horny.

>> No.29558483

>>29555131
You say that like 23 year old strippers are typically sexually attractive

>> No.29558683

>>29557587
>thinks they'll fall in love with you based on proximity
this one is kind of true but not necessarily "love," i think it's more like lust
they tend to have sex dreams about who they work/live with quite often
which is why you don't want your woman working a job where there is male coworkers

>> No.29558734

>>29554847
Watch I show how stupid you are neet.

How do you know her friends ask her does she fuck you? She told you????? OH I WONDER WHY..dumbass

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29558779

>>29552990
#larp 43290539053495

>> No.29559019

Op your a cuck , just tell them to clean that shit up and show them who is the boss , they don't like it they can leave. If you do this they wil get horney for you or Wil fuck you to ease up on them both way you are winning.

>> No.29559186

>>29554437
Does that even cover taxes? How the fuck could you live off 220 a week

>> No.29559217

yeah hot girls are not fucking clean. women are filthg fucking pigs and every moment they are home they are walkinh aroUnd with chads sperm still swimminh around aimlesslly in thei haunted cunts

>> No.29559292

>>29557498
like how though

>> No.29559444

>>29559186
You cook your own food. There are no taxes on this type of income. I work like maybe 1 day a week tops to supplement it

>> No.29559512

>>29558734
I can see english isn't your first language

>> No.29559696

>>29559512
Simple typo now stop being a cuck you coward

>> No.29560922

>>29553108
>First few suggestions are sexual and violent in nature

Never change bros. We're all gonna make it.

>> No.29561161

>>29552990
Stop cleaning up and get them to move out. Then get some broken girl that can barely afford to stay there to suck you off to cover rent.

>> No.29561393

Don’t get your honey where you get your money. It will just add drama into your life you don’t need. Use the money they give you to buy hookers or shit that will actually make you desirable

>> No.29562082

I’ve lived many sharehouses, all mixed gender.

In general women are messier than men, but about 25% of women are significantly cleaner than any man.

Having lived in different places of various sizes I can conclusively say that 4 or less people is pretty shit, but 5+ people is actually ideal (assuming the house is big enough).

The best share house I’ve ever lived in had 7 people, it was a mansion with a massive swimming pool and every day felt like a party. I only ever left the house to go to work and I’ve never had such an active social life.

>> No.29562467

>>29554883
i have no idea and never will unless i become a millionaire

>> No.29562680

>>29554437
>She pays me 220 per week in rent and I own the place so it goes straight towards my food etc so I don't have a job
Thats all expenses you have? I didn't know once you own a house you just don't need to pay for anything

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29562852

>>29553108
fpbp
fuck you and I like your idea

>> No.29562886

>>29552990
I’ve lived in a lot of house shares as I move 1/2 times every year. In my experience females are usually messier than males. I’d recommend males aged 25-30 who either work or are post graduate students as room mates.

In addition it’s rare people in houseshares sleep with each other, I’ve only experienced and heard of it in student halls. You don’t shit where you eat pal.

Get a couple of lads to live with, you will probably be friends with them and go out for pints, but you will never sleep with some girl you’re renting a room to.

>> No.29562932

>>29553379
this, but unironically. now delet thred

>> No.29563000

>>29562082
I’m actually the other way around my 7 people house was the worst and a 4 person was my best

>> No.29563250

>>29554300
Kek
>he still lives with his mom at 26

>> No.29563386

>>29557543
What if they beat him up?

>> No.29563662

>>29553258
Based

>> No.29563905

>>29562467
you don't need to be a millionaire to hire escorts anon

>> No.29564258

>>29552990
This is a larp and everyone thinking that op would be in the right for being pissy at his tenants for having a life and not spending their time with a depressing manchild should be ashamed or at least rethink the way they see life. In this Story, the women pay Rent expecting nothing more than a room and a few shared thing meanwhile the landlord living there has a weird harem fantasy (-which he doesn’t disclose) and expects them to become androids without social contacts bending to his every will. Maybe if he communicated better, he could find some degenerates who are up for this kind of shit instead of having passive aggressive meltdowns

>> No.29564332

>>29563250
Unbased retard can’t follow the thread. Ngmi mango

>> No.29564794

>>29556138
> will fall in love with me

Levels of faggotry never seen before kek

>> No.29564820

>evict them
>Offer two rooms only to "clean" tenants
>Publish your ad in all their social circles

>> No.29564871

>>29555430
Would you ever swing thine link at the top and buy back in post crashes? Seems worth it as a long term strat to keep the stack growing but want to hear your educated opinion after some time seeing trends
>inb4 swing linkers get the rope

>> No.29565148

>>29554883
Like everything in life, it gets old. No really, it gets fucking old.

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29565407

>>29558422
How many whores are you the booty call for anon?
Sounds like a fun hobby but only works if you're not a garloid

>> No.29565527

>>29553108
Based and green id pilled.

>> No.29565707

>>29552990
Why do you care, you get paid to do nothing. You re living the life everyone here is trying to have. Be friends with them and they will introduce you to their thot friends.

>> No.29566602

being the only guy in a house with 5 hot girls while in a long distance relationship (meaning none of us ever made any kind of move on one another cuz morals) was the most sexually frustrating experience of my life. Luckily it was only for 1 semester but holy fuck the amount of time i spent jacking off while thinking about them was ridiculous

>> No.29567043

>>29556138
You’re getting bullied from the wrong angle. The problem is that your hentai addled brain thought this was the best direction to begin with. You do not want to fuck your tenants. Do not shit where you sleep. Do not make things weird for the people who pay you for a place to live - they’ll just leave and possibly get the law involved depending on how goony you’re acting.

>> No.29567468

>>29552990
Just wait till all your bathroom drains start clogging with the hair and days old chadcum they cough or queef into your drains. I hope you have a hair catch in that shower.

>> No.29567707

>>29552990
Tell them a family member has to move in but be nice and give them two months, assuming they are on month to month. They are HORRIBLE and are always dirty. Fucking always hate living with women, especially young ones, they have no concept of clean. Even my fucking ex-wife, hell man, having a clean place is a requirement for me for dating.

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>>29552990
what a fucking cuck

>> No.29567804

>>29553439
ASIANS ARE THE WORST, DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM. Rent to other guys, older with careers, make monthly cleaning by a maid a requirement.

>> No.29568163

>>29553108
Basiert

>> No.29568390

>>sometimes they have sex with a guy
bang her hot friend then jerk off loudly in your room. it is _your_ house, not theirs.
>>29553258
/thread

>> No.29568433

you can't buy social skills or good looks, get a hooker

>> No.29568799

If they are legit hot then just raise the rent. When they complain tell them you can get better internet to the house so they can be cam girls. Money starts rolling in and you geta nice cut through rent

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29570533

>>29568390
Based. Jerk of to fart porn and put the speakers really loud. Be sure to come loudly too.
>BRAAAAAAPPPPP
"Oh, oOOH, I'M COOOMING"

>> No.29571588

Surely it would only take 2 minutes of thinking to realise this would happen?
Living with one girl that isn't your girlfriend is bad enough, add another one and they start to think they own the place, not to mention the hair, would be like living in chewbaca's drainpipe

>> No.29572576

>>29552990
Hire a cleaner and raise their rent.