wagie cringe thread: late night edition

[Anonymous No.29544810]

post em if you got em

[Anonymous No.29544894]

CLEAN IT UP WAGIE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[Anonymous No.29544962]

make sure you're quick! and don't forget to back the bananas carefully... we wouldn't want to damage them :^)

[Anonymous No.29545071]

pee pee poo poo

[Anonymous No.29545084]

>>29544810
based. fuck these inbred retard cope lords

[Anonymous No.29545137]

friendly reminder that IF you leave a tip (generally speaking, you never should), be sure to make the wagie on duty work for it!

[Anonymous No.29545141]

>>29544810
nothing will ever top this webm

[Anonymous No.29545195]

>>29544894
Absolutely based even though I've seen this a million times. I have a friend who would do this all the fucking time.

[Anonymous No.29545221]

[Anonymous No.29545227]

>>29544810
dance wagie, dance! i might even leave you a 2 dollar tip.
https://www.theverge.com/2020/11/4/21549850/gamestop-tiktok-contest-prize-work-hours

[Anonymous No.29545282]

>>29545071
lol, it's a good idea in theory; auto sanitize the seat. but in practice there's trolls IRL xD

[Anonymous No.29545283]

If you think being a wagie is bad, wait until you hear about this...
Ahem.
Jannies literally and unironically work for free. You heard that right. Zero monetary compensation.

[Anonymous No.29545308]

if you're lucky, you can be promoted to DEATHBED WAGIE! keep working hard and scanning all of those products!

[Anonymous No.29545339]

>>29544894
i still do this every time i use a public bathroom lol.

[Anonymous No.29545341]

do the wagie!

[Anonymous No.29545362]

>>29544810
Do you people think everyone who earns a living works at Mcdonalds? grow up

[Anonymous No.29545432]

most based wagie job is security. you get to fuck with the wagies at your jobsite, and fuck with karens, and beat niggers. it's win-win-win. job is also 90% browsing /biz/.

[Anonymous No.29545441]

>>29545339
I always piss in the sink. It's the perfect height what do they expect me to do lol

[Anonymous No.29545466]

>>29545362
Most burgers work in the fast food industries you clueless incel neet

[Anonymous No.29545503]

>>29545084
This will never not be be the funniest thing posted in these threads.

[Anonymous No.29545539]

>>29545137
If the wagie would be even low triple digit IQ would take the dollars without doing a mess.
But I highly double they're capable.

[Anonymous No.29545563]

>>29545084
I like the wojak and pepe edit kek

[Anonymous No.29545577]

[Anonymous No.29545702]

[Anonymous No.29545741]

[Anonymous No.29545751]

>>29545577
You have to check the 2nd if you check the third.
The third implies the 2nd.

[Anonymous No.29545787]

uh oh... wagie? are you there?

[Anonymous No.29545822]

>>29545539
This sentence made me lose a double digit amount of IQ.

[Anonymous No.29545836]

[Anonymous No.29545864]

if your boss is making you clean up the poop, remember, it's because you're the weakest pussy at the site. i laughed the first time i was asked to clean up shit lol. laughed. hahahahahahaha. lmao no bro sorry. U R NEW LOW TOTEM POLE U CLEAN. nah bro, no, no dice lol. remember, dont threaten to quit, dont walk out, just say no. if they fire you, so what? these jobs are low wage for a reason, get another one.

[Anonymous No.29545880]

imagine

[Anonymous No.29545886]

>>29545441
use the toilet like a functional human being you disgusting neet

[Anonymous No.29545928]

>>29545886
seethe wagie, clean the pee up lmao.

[Anonymous No.29545949]

>>29545084
Absolutely soul crushing
Who the fuck would think this would be a good idea

[Anonymous No.29545972]

[Anonymous No.29546003]

>>29545751
My thoughts exactly. You beat me to it.

[Anonymous No.29546004]

>>29545308
Unironically the most depressing thing I have seen all week

[Anonymous No.29546046]

>>29545308
>Gart
nametag clearly says Gertrude
absolutely ghoulish

[Anonymous No.29546063]

>Missed my promotion interview today because my sleep deprived retarded ass misread "Tue" to mean Thursday

I am the king of retards.

[Anonymous No.29546105]

>>29545308
There is no justice in this world

[Anonymous No.29546138]

>>29545563
post it

[Anonymous No.29546155]

wud u wike fwies wif dat

[Anonymous No.29546158]

>Spend hours applying to jobs
>Never pick up my phone if anyone calls

Why am I like this?

[Anonymous No.29546204]

[Anonymous No.29546206]

>>29546158

I was literally doing this today, calling applicants. I called 15 and 2 actually answered.

[Anonymous No.29546210]

>>29545341
horrifying

[Anonymous No.29546246]

>>29546004
Eh it's not so bad when they're this old honestly. Keeps them active, gives them social interaction, structure, and so on, it's not about the money.

A lot of people just sit at home in their designated old people facility watching TV alone waiting to die. I think that's sadder.

[Anonymous No.29546265]

>>29545308
>Gart

[Anonymous No.29546299]

>>29546206
Send an email instead you fat fuck. I don't wanna talk to you

[Anonymous No.29546313]

>>29546206
Do you have any idea how bad the spam caller problem has become?
I literally block all incoming calls from non-whitelisted numbers. Leave voice-mail, send an email.

[Anonymous No.29546341]

>>29546155
hey, at least he's trying. he's unironically putting more effort in the the majority of NEETs on this board

[Anonymous No.29546354]

>>29546206
too many spam calls bro. i get at-least 10 per day and blocking them does nothing.

[Anonymous No.29546415]

>>29546063
don't feel bad about it, they would have promoted a non-binary person of color instead of you anyway lol.

[Anonymous No.29546444]

>>29544894
s2g any time i even accidentally get one fucking drip of piss on the seat or floor, there's always someone in the next stall or waiting outside who will call me out on it.

[Anonymous No.29546465]

>>29546155
Oh look an actual retard doing better than 95% of the faggots on this board

[Anonymous No.29546511]

>>29546341
What happens to these people when their family dies?
They can hold a job at McDonald's but I don't get the feeling that they're capable of being wholly independent.

[Anonymous No.29546516]

>>29545972
Tbh, car salesmen arent wage pay. Nor do they even technically work for the company. They're contacted employees.

[Anonymous No.29546538]

>>29545577
What the fuck is this jews problem. I’ve seen him say multiple times to work for free KEK

[Anonymous No.29546543]

i wish i would have taken video when i got all of these last week.

[Anonymous No.29546609]

>>29546206
Based recruiter friend? I deal with this on the daily. People apply and never pick up the phone or respond to emails. Sometimes I get 50 applicants and less than 50% respond

[Anonymous No.29546619]

>>29546543
Eat some veggies you disgusting fat fuck

[Anonymous No.29546631]

>>29545137
The solution is to clean the ketchup then get a tray and put on edge of table then slide cup onto tray, then move tray with cup to sink to dump water in.

[Anonymous No.29546633]

>>29546465
The only people that are propping up this ghost economy are unironically retards and boomers.

[Anonymous No.29546658]

>>29545084
>>29545503
Pic related is not as funny as the hand sanitizer wagie, but it's funny nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.29546721]

>>29546004
What’s even more depressing is that 90 year old probably got the job because she was bored sitting at home, meaning that she has nothing to live for except wage slave. It’s like when prisoners leave the prison and want to go back because that’s all they know

[Anonymous No.29546745]

>>29545308
A lot of old people should be working like this. As long as they aren't strained they get to actually interact with people. Being alone and isolated when you're old is what leads to dementia or depression.

[Anonymous No.29546749]

>>29546631
Explain how the water isn't going everywhere when you try to transfer the cup to the tray.
Trays have lips meaning even if you flip it upside down there's a bevel you have to deal with not to mention the non water tight seal between the table and the tray.
The solution is how it was done. A coaster or similar material slid between the table and glass

[Anonymous No.29546754]

>>29545283

[Anonymous No.29546760]

>>29545972
And they recently changed the logo too.

[Anonymous No.29546800]

>>29546633
All I want is a nice house and family, why has that become too much to fucking ask for

[Anonymous No.29546812]

>>29546745
Only if you're a wage slave retard whos kids hate you, my grandma just gardens all day by herself and gives me fresh veggies

[Anonymous No.29546843]

>>29545339
We know Raj.

[Anonymous No.29546898]

>>29546619
you think i bought those for the food?

[Anonymous No.29546919]

>>29546800
Than do realistic things to achieve that goal, wage slaving for shekelburg isn't a solution

[Anonymous No.29546921]

DANCE WAGIE

[Anonymous No.29546949]

>>29546511
There are homes for these people that are paid for by the government.
Used to work at one.

[Anonymous No.29546954]

>>29546138
This
>>29545563
Please post . I love the wojak-pepe torment polarity

[Anonymous No.29547117]

>>29546800
Because "we" gave women the right to vote

[Anonymous No.29547129]

>>29544962
As a grocery store produce manager this image makes me very happy
What doesn’t make me happy is that they KEEP SENDING ME GREEN BANANAS THAT TURN GREY

[Anonymous No.29547131]

>>29546921
Everyone is obese. Is America really??

[Anonymous No.29547134]

>>29546921
>tfw you might have to work at one of these stores soon
Please don't let it come to this oh fuck oh god no

[Anonymous No.29547145]

>>29545836
What's with calling people associates?

[Anonymous No.29547189]

>>29546155
The average wagie

[Anonymous No.29547191]

>>29546800
You could do all these things, feel all that dread and have even less in a nice communist society at your gouverment mandated job you dumb fuck. If you hate a job go find a new one

[Anonymous No.29547193]

>>29547145
It's supposed so make "wagecuck" sound more dignified.

[Anonymous No.29547196]

>>29546543
wouldnt that much mcdonalds give you the whistlin' doodies

[Anonymous No.29547212]

>>29546949
There's gotta be a no-mans land though where you're not quite retarded enough to qualify for government wranglers but too retarded to really make it on your own though right?
Is this where homeless come from?

[Anonymous No.29547213]

>>29547134
Only if you hold all the way down.

[Anonymous No.29547256]

>>29546538
He’s a fake guru who offers little advice. Literally paid to act wealthy. It’s pathetic people actually reference him and take him seriously. Go to his videos, don’t watch them. Read the comments and laugh at the retards talking like they’re successful or know what they’re talking about

[Anonymous No.29547278]

I love these threads

[Anonymous No.29547323]

>>29546609
I like picking up and scheduling an interview and never coming.

[Anonymous No.29547333]

>>29546465
Yeah, because he holds LINK.

[Anonymous No.29547345]

>>29545084

[Anonymous No.29547372]

[Anonymous No.29547394]

>>29547131
Yeah. I live in the fittest state in America and nearly everyone is still obese. It's sad.
8 out of 10 women from 18 to 35 are unfuckably fat. Being in decent shape automatically qualifies them for an endless supply of chad dicks and they become unobtainable for everyone else.
It's a kind of nightmare you can't imagine

[Anonymous No.29547442]

>>29547196
American Standard skirted toilet...
>very nice

[Anonymous No.29547456]

>>29545341
Id work at walmart if they didnt humilate by making me do their dance or cleanong up the bathroom

t. Unemployed and cant get a good job

[Anonymous No.29547511]

>>29545432

Can confirm, i literally sit around all day and trade shitcoins

[Anonymous No.29547590]

>>29547191
>>29547191
>t. Out of touch boomer
1.5 million people are homeless and wages have been stagnant since the 70s
And student loan debt is at 1.6 trillion... but sure pops, I’ll go give Jeff bezos my best handshake and I’m sure he’ll give me a job

[Anonymous No.29547591]

>>29545880
Tax expense bullshit. There's literally no real or legitimate reason for any company of any size to need this.

[Anonymous No.29547607]

>>29546898
Kek ok now I need details
What was in the pikaboxes?

[Anonymous No.29547646]

>>29546898
idgi

[Anonymous No.29547670]

>>29547196
wouldn't know, i threw the food away.

[Anonymous No.29547686]

>>29546299
FUCKING THIS. Holy goddamn fuck. I'm super wary of ever answering my phone anymore ever since I started getting fucking SPAMMED with those stupid piece of shit fucker car insurance robocalls. Literally, I received like 7 or 8 of them in a row yesterday and today. What in the goddamn hell is going on?

Just send me an email. I'm not picking up my phone for shit anymore unless I actually know you.

[Anonymous No.29547690]

>>29547323
Enjoy unemployment Anon

[Anonymous No.29547874]

>>29544810
What is he trying to block?

[Anonymous No.29547946]

>>29547670
Why did you buy the Happy Meals? Stop making us work for it anon.

Spill.

[Anonymous No.29547967]

>>29547946
he wants the pokemon cards to sell of play with because hes autistic manchild.

[Anonymous No.29548010]

>>29547967
Ahh I see. We don't have these in Australia.

Hold for 20 years anon. Might be worrh something.

[Anonymous No.29548045]

>>29547690
I don’t need employment. I already made it with my first business I ever started.

[Anonymous No.29548060]

>>29544810
Stopped caring when I found BOND, now waiting for a reason that I buyed

[Anonymous No.29548070]

>>29547967
People at work have been talking about this. I haven't gone to a McDonald's in over a decade. What is happening?
They make it sound like Pokémon is making a comeback and there's money to be made.
Is this benie babies again?

[Anonymous No.29548092]

>>29548070
It's dogshit money, you'd make more off of Yu-Gi-Oh

[Anonymous No.29548107]

>>29548010
i'll hold onto an unopened case but i'd rather have the $5k/week right now.

[Anonymous No.29548162]

>>29546158
Ove dome this more and more often as i rarely get called for anything good and when i do get called it ends up being a place that treats you worse than a slave.

>>29546206
What kinda job. Minimum wage wouldnt be surprising. Also this >>29546313

[Anonymous No.29548163]

>>29548070
see
>>29546898

[Anonymous No.29548201]

>>29546354
Also this.

[Anonymous No.29548271]

>>29548107
lmao are you my cosuin cus he just resells mint condition pokemon cards to the right people and makes thousands and he recently told me of the mcdonalds craze. looks exactly like his fridge too

[Anonymous No.29548275]

>>29546609
Explain how i never get called even with experience if this is true. Including minimum wage work. Probably why my staffing agency recruiter keeps calling. Has me lined up for yet another shitty company.

[Anonymous No.29548380]

>Missed a promotion interview today because I misread "Tue" as Thursday
>Trying to drink to make myself feel better
>I don't even like drinking
>Know that I can't even drink that much or I might miss work tomarrow
>My pathetic stacks have been getting hammered for days, even if they go up my stacks are too small to ever make it
>Tomarrow I have to go in and think of some excuse as to why I didn't show up for my interview and watch someone else get the promotion

I feel like crying bros.

[Anonymous No.29548390]

>>29546800
It1s more than 1/3 of the day when you include time spent driving to and from work as well as prep time and time spent on work lunch as most of that time is designated to be doing something for your job or loosely tied to your job being the reason why you're there.

[Anonymous No.29548426]

anyone got the image of a dude spinning the prize wheel at best buy and winning the prize of not working on christmas eve?

[Anonymous No.29548452]

>>29548163
This answers absolutely nothing. Good work.

[Anonymous No.29548461]

>>29548426

[Anonymous No.29548479]

>>29548461
fuck, gets me every time. thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.29548509]

>>29547129
How do i get such a job. Ive wanted to be a grocery store manager.

>>29547134
I might work for walmart but idk as i dont feel like being humilated via the dance

[Anonymous No.29548526]

>>29548045
Oh just a sociopath I see. Neat

[Anonymous No.29548564]

>>29548452
go back to r3ddit if you want spoonfed

[Anonymous No.29548577]

>>29547212
Maybe to some degree.

t. Normal and weird. Not normal enough for most normies and not weird enough for most weirdos. Unsurprisingly most normies and weirdos annoy me.

[Anonymous No.29548591]

>>29548275
How’s your resume fren? You got a fleshed our LinkedIn as well? It’s annoying as fuck but sadly most hiring managers care more about this than having a conversation with an applicant. My approach is to talk to people and learn about them but most of my boomer clients like pretty resumes and LinkedIns

[Anonymous No.29548650]

>>29548509
Define manager.
There's the floor manager, store manager, produce manager, dairy, grocery, HR manager. Meat dept, etc...
The managers Karen speaks to are just promoted cashiers. So step 1 get a job at a grocery store, step 2 don't be retarded, and you'll get there.

[Anonymous No.29548669]

>>29547511
How do i get it at a safish place? What if im a weakling and look non threatening and threatening at the same time (hard to explain)

[Anonymous No.29548707]

>>29548564
You posted a picture of a graph with zero context you fucking mongoloid. It doesn't even say what's its graphing.

[Anonymous No.29548712]

>>29545539
You can't type 2 sentences without dramatic grammar errors that make it almost unreadable, and you want to mention someone's IQ?

[Anonymous No.29548728]

>>29546745
... true

[Anonymous No.29548744]

>>29547686
I wonder if these robocalls are partially why ive had increased interviewing....but still get rejected and only offered crummy jobs.

[Anonymous No.29548780]

>>29548461
>get nearly 6k “online compliments”
>spin the wheel, hoping to be with kids for New Years
>win CUPCAKE

[Anonymous No.29548817]

>>29548107
So how much are you spending vs how much are you making? Basically what is your profit per mcdonalds box

[Anonymous No.29548837]

[Anonymous No.29548839]

>>29547670
>>29548107
You do know if you weren't so autistic and asked the employees most would sell the packs individually.

[Anonymous No.29548859]

[Anonymous No.29548891]

[Anonymous No.29548899]

>>29547670
For shit tier Pokémon cards that literally EVERYONE has right now? Go ahead and sit on em for another 25 years, maybe one of the cards might hit $5 appraisal. Fucking retard

[Anonymous No.29548898]

>>29544894
Americans do this and then say they want to move to a different country because USA is a shithole. Its a shithole BECAUSE you do this shit, retards.

[Anonymous No.29548909]

[Anonymous No.29548920]

I'm pretty sure being homeless in USA is more dignified than being a wagie at this point unironically. At least you can't be fired from being homeless when someone offers you $5 to do a wagie dance and you tell them to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.29548930]

[Anonymous No.29548936]

>>29544894
Nigger behaviour

[Anonymous No.29548945]

>>29547874
i also can't tell, maybe to stop them from getting free pictures?

[Anonymous No.29548948]

[Anonymous No.29548968]

>>29548380
Just go in tomorrow and tell them you were confused and tell them you are ready for the interview

Confidence even in mistakes bro

[Anonymous No.29548971]

>>29546631
I would get a jar and put it next to the table in such a way that you can slide the cup over to it and the water will fall into the jar. The ketchup is already a mess and doesn't need to be cleaned up first - a bit of streaking will make no difference.

[Anonymous No.29548999]

>>29546155
pushing his limits, respect

[Anonymous No.29549006]

[Anonymous No.29549029]

>>29544894
Nigger tier.

[Anonymous No.29549031]

>>29548968
This

If they try to dog you on the promotion just fucking leave, fuck them if they can’t look passed a silly mistake everyone makes

[Anonymous No.29549053]

>>29548461
I'm sorry America but you need to be nuked (in minecraft). Everything about you needs to be glassed top to bottom (in minecraft) and we should just start again before you end up poisoning the whole world, if you haven't already.

[Anonymous No.29549128]

>>29548461
>used the white thumbs up

[Anonymous No.29549159]

>>29548591
Resume is good. I used to think it sucked until I saw the women whod outcompete me (eg they get interviews and i dont). Their resumes were literal essays for each job. No linkedins either or at best a no pic linkedin listing only 1 job with no details. Whereas my resume looked good and no linkedin either. At this point im certain women are just handed these jobs even when they have less experience than me.

Im on the verge of just giving up and accepting that I may just be poor or homeless if my investments/project doesnt kick off

>>29548650
Any really. I wanted to be the manager of a grocery store when i was younger. I know not the most prestigious job but it looks easy to me (compared to ofice politics and dealing with coworkers gossiping lies in a way that is difficult to do in a grocery store). Produce, dairy, grocery, heck even hr id be interested in.

[Anonymous No.29549171]

>>29544894
Why does he piss like a machinegun instead of a nice beautiful stream like my peepee manages?

[Anonymous No.29549191]

>>29546046
kek

[Anonymous No.29549245]

>>29548707
not that anon but seriously, google it up
it involves real assets

>>29548380
quit being a bitch. put the drink down, sober up, go to bed. get dressed to the nines for tomorrow and get ready to impress. just be honest and tell your boss/interviewers you got the dates confused, but you're ready to interview now, or reschedule. project confidence. if you miss that interview, oh well, lesson learned, don't be a fucking mong. hopefully you're learning from this experience in that those who make it are those who are prepared for when opportunity happens. no one lucks into anything good. opportunity comes to everyone, but just because you have the opportunity doesn't mean it's going to be good for you or not. you got to work on it to make sure you don't miss your chance when opportunity comes

[Anonymous No.29549271]

>>29549171
Because it's a gag video and he's actually using a super soaker; as the pressure started to run low, he began pumping, creating those separated squirts.

[Anonymous No.29549281]

>>29548839
I've been to every mcdonalds in my state. due to how popular the promotion is, 90%+ stores refuse to sell without the food.

>>29548817
ballpark calculating net profit upwards of 5x, been too busy to crunch the exact numbers though.

>>29548899
who said i'm sitting on them?

[Anonymous No.29549283]

>>29548780
kek

[Anonymous No.29549347]

>>29549171
He's pinching his dick off like a hose, you never did that?

[Anonymous No.29549352]

>>29545308
Many old people working are there out of choice, not for money. It helps them feel productive and have interactions instead of just rotting away alone or in a home.

[Anonymous No.29549359]

>>29545339
Why?

[Anonymous No.29549402]

>>29547591
Less than the cost of a single minimum wage employee's annual salary but lasts years and works 2 to 3 times as many hours a day. If it prevents a single slip and fall lawsuit it has payed for itself 3 times over. Probably lowers insurance rates to boot. An AI system integrated into the stores cameras would probably be better though.

[Anonymous No.29549406]

>>29549281
how are you selling them? ebay? individually?

whole lot?

i see you're opening them up so you're chasing a specific one or a few specific ones. i'm not 100% familiar but i do collect so i'm familiar enough with what the fuck is happening to the hobby.

the opportunity is good definitely but holy fuck i don't want to spend my very few days off driving around the state and then trying to flip that stuff immediately while the trend is still hot. i make enough money where i can afford to be lazy lol.

[Anonymous No.29549408]

I love this place im laughing so hard at this shit.

[Anonymous No.29549409]

How many anons carry a marker around so you can tag toilet stalls? Theres nothing more enjoyable than going into toilets a few days after youve hit it up and seeing it all clean.. Only to tag it all up again roflmao.
The poor wagie has a name associated to his painful efforts. I love it.

[Anonymous No.29549424]

>>29545283
For... Free?

[Anonymous No.29549430]

>>29548891
Who eats a whole watermelon like a grape?

[Anonymous No.29549450]

no wagie thread without the fridge guy

[Anonymous No.29549459]

>>29548461
LMFAO hahahah wtf is going on

[Anonymous No.29549461]

>>29549281
Wow that's pretty good. Does this include all the ones who likely try to defraud you by refunding without returning?

Wish i could do something like this or even this but most of my money is tied up and come tax time im gonna owe the government money due to my capital gains last year alongside a penalty

[Anonymous No.29549503]

>>29549424
do they put it on their resume?

[Anonymous No.29549506]

>>29549006
What is this meme and why is this guy posted so often here?

[Anonymous No.29549519]

>>29547134
My ambition is to actually bounce from these sort of jobs from one to the next pissing off as many managers and customers i can once I've made it, just for shits and giggles

[Anonymous No.29549530]

>>29549506
>he doesn’t know
Lol based ted

[Anonymous No.29549552]

>>29546745
Very true. My grandma misses work so bad since she retired.

[Anonymous No.29549565]

<wagie thread without soupguy

[Anonymous No.29549566]

>>29549506
Sergey Nazarov, CEO of Dogecoin

[Anonymous No.29549571]

>>29545283
You can’t be serious

[Anonymous No.29549575]

>>29548909
After working at Walmart during my early years of college, Based Adam is probably one of the top earners in that store... They wouldn't have a shitter do this kind of advertising.

[Anonymous No.29549611]

>>29546745
>>29549552
Yes, it's very depressing that people get into this slave mindset where if they don't wage, they die.

[Anonymous No.29549628]

>>29548780
5903 is the store number

[Anonymous No.29549669]

>>29548380
did you just post this the second time?

[Anonymous No.29549700]

>>29545741
WE LOVE MARTY!

[Anonymous No.29549705]

>>29548380
Oh shit you weren’t joking anon I’m sorry...

[Anonymous No.29549711]

>>29548107
>>29547670
>>29546543
the fuck is this anon doing? stealing shit from work to resell?

[Anonymous No.29549738]

>>29545880
there's no way somebody smart couldn't build one of those for under a hundred dollars

[Anonymous No.29549752]

>>29548380
Unironically tell them you must have ate something wrong because as you left the house you shat yourself and had to spend the afternoon on the toilet

[Anonymous No.29549759]

>>29545227
This must have been why the stock went up so much!

[Anonymous No.29549760]

>>29549575
Oh yes I know I worked at Walmart too before I got self employed. Based job unloading trucks. We’d joke around all day it was a blast. Managers made over 100k if I remember correctly. Nearing 200k. But fuck waging.

[Anonymous No.29549771]

>>29549506
>The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

[Anonymous No.29549793]

>>29549406
dont have any other obligations, quit corporate IT four years ago to sell on ebay FT. dont mind road trips, its the only time i get to smoke in winter.
selling literally everything. individuals, sets, boxes, the toy packs full of stickers and shit, etc.

[Anonymous No.29549805]

>>29548909
Wow its already BRAP day. I want Adam to give me some with that BRAPPER

[Anonymous No.29549810]

>>29546354
the solution is to hunt them down and kill them

[Anonymous No.29549842]

>>29546921
I rather die.

[Anonymous No.29549864]

>>29549793
nice, that sounds fun.

i'm actually looking into it now, and, well, prices are tanking HARD for singles, aside from holofoils of the notables, like the starters and that pikachu obviously.

i think your best bet from now on is to keep the packs unopened and sell those.

enjoy man, sounds fun. road trips are great. smoke a great stogie for me this upcoming weekend and jam out to some rocking tunes.

[Anonymous No.29549885]

>>29548780
5904 is the store number, not number of "online compliments"

[Anonymous No.29549889]

>>29549700
kek /they/ thought the robots would work for /them/

[Anonymous No.29549910]

>>29546800
Because grandma might get the food anon and you wouldn’t want that now would you? Just sacrifice your youth and opportunities so boomer can keep their mansions and lifestyles.

Think of other people asshole.

[Anonymous No.29549950]

>>29546812
Most of them don't have children, hence why they need interaction. And it'll be far more common in the coming years.

[Anonymous No.29549954]

>>29549461
no one's tried to scam me yet. only had two damage claims out of ~400 sales and they were insured.
happy meals are like 3 bucks dude, just grab whatever you can afford.

[Anonymous No.29549956]

>>29549793
Wow this "job" seems pretty cool. How exactly do you make sure to make a sustainable income?

[Anonymous No.29549966]

>>29546760
then hes og

[Anonymous No.29549970]

>>29548837
>>29548859
what the fuck, replaced by diversity hire?

[Anonymous No.29549997]

>>29545577
The absolute state. I remember being young and naive, buying into work experience, unpaid internships and the like. If there were any justice in this world people who say they'll pay you in exposure would be lined up against a wall. Not saying that this picture is precisely that, just reminded me. Don't let anyone steal your time bros.

[Anonymous No.29550015]

This thread made me throw my entire emergencyfund into crypto

[Anonymous No.29550034]

>>29548577
Wow we’re the same, there’s literally at least two of us.

[Anonymous No.29550051]

>>29546046
>>29546265
Maybe Gart is her last name.
Mrs Gertrude Gart.

[Anonymous No.29550065]

>>29549954
Would seem like a good idea but I'm literally heavily invested right now to the point Im likely going to have to sell off some investments a bit before the time i do taxes so i can pay tax man the taxes on last years gains.

[Anonymous No.29550069]

>>29550051
i sure hope so

[Anonymous No.29550093]

>>29549359
i enjoy making life more miserable for others. i wasnt always this way, but a lifetime of negative experiences with other people has caused me to want them to enter a bathroom stall to find my piss and shit everywhere.

[Anonymous No.29550094]

[Anonymous No.29550113]

>>29548509
Probably start by working produce department

T. Worked vons produce department for 6 months, extremely chill job, chopped fruits and veggies for fresh cut, made fresh guacamole, ate it

[Anonymous No.29550117]

>>29546898
fuk man. i see the few hype dudes on my IG story posting stacks of their cards and i know i should have hopped on at least a little but i cringed myself out of it. do you just follow hypebeasts and nerd collectors on social or what?

[Anonymous No.29550124]

>>29545432
Can confirm

[Anonymous No.29550145]

>>29548669
5edgy9me

[Anonymous No.29550163]

>>29549031
>>29549245
You guys are right. Thank you frens. I'll get it next time and if they don't want me after an honest mistake, their loss because I'm usually damn good at what I do.

[Anonymous No.29550220]

>>29549159
I know the feeling anon. Just start applying as a gay/ trans or whatever bullshit they have in the online application. ((they)) set this game up, so we will play it. Yet to work but I’m going to keep applying as one. Give it a try.

But yes you’re right women get wayyyyy more ahead than most women in low-mid tier jobs. It’s because the top usually men are afraid you will take there job. That’s literally it.

[Anonymous No.29550272]

>>29546658
Requesting wojak template pl0x

[Anonymous No.29550276]

>>29549956
spend too much time on the internet and be aware of trends. i made six figures selling hot sauce when hot ones blew up on YT.

[Anonymous No.29550283]

>>29550034
Pic related

>>29550113
Might give it a shot although im losing most hope at getting a job at this point. Does sound relaxed though.

[Anonymous No.29550301]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A4zeKJCKsp4

[Anonymous No.29550325]

>>29549793
same "job" as you have right now dingus. you're investing in magical internet coins. that anon is investing in real assets. collectables and shit

[Anonymous No.29550344]

>>29549793
>ITcuck goes from being a corporate drone to buying mcdonalds to resell children cards
you really cannot make this shit up. peak burgerica

[Anonymous No.29550365]

>>29550117
i woke up hungover and looked at my phone. saw a hundred normie single moms on facebook talking about it and immediately went to mickys.

[Anonymous No.29550396]

>>29545539
>But I highly double
Yes you are high.

[Anonymous No.29550398]

>>29546921
This would be especially painful if there was no music playing, only nervous laughter and the squeaking of shoes on waxed Walmart floor.

[Anonymous No.29550509]

>>29550276
>>29550365
Thanks for the info but im not quite attuned with that stuff. I seem to be better at catching a trending stock before it does. Except i almost always get impatient before it moons and sell. At this point im playing the patient game and just trying to figure something out as its getting pretty bleak for me.

[Anonymous No.29550526]

>>29547212
Depends on the country. In Ausfagland old folks who would be otherwise destitute get given a small house by the government. A department called the Housing Trust acts as landlord. There's no rent as such because these people are on the government pension anyway. Then they get more and more assistance as required.

[Anonymous No.29550626]

>>29550509
it's collectibles stuff. comic books, baseball cards. categorically speaking, this is an investible class as well, real assets. the same thing as one would find things like fine art, statues, paintings, etc. currently card games like magic and pokemon are on the up and up in terms of popularity and value as a long term investing vehicle. look at vintage magic cards for example; 20-25 years ago you could buy a black lotus magic card for like, 300 bucks. today you can't find one for under 10,000 online.

[Anonymous No.29550663]

>>29546543
nmp?

[Anonymous No.29550822]

>>29545227
>this year’s event includes a rather unnerving TikTok challenge: make the best dance video, and your store can win the privilege of letting employees work for extra hours during Black Friday.
HAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.29550879]

>>29545084
ah fuk this one got me kek

[Anonymous No.29550889]

>>29550626
Yeah im familiar with them mainly pokemon as i really liked the card game when i was younger. Still want the base edition cards desu

[Anonymous No.29550922]

>>29546949
I can't believe the tax payer has to pay just to keep actual subhumans alive just to shit their pants and get their gross snot covered hands everywhere from cradle to grave. Actually a clown world.

[Anonymous No.29550939]

>>29546749
>>29546631
Just slide the whole mess into a bucket and fish out the dollars.

[Anonymous No.29550957]

>>29549506
that's uncle ted

[Anonymous No.29550986]

>>29547117
Unironically and undeniably this.

[Anonymous No.29551034]

>>29549506
The Neolithic Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for mankind.

[Anonymous No.29551084]

>>29546800
Try communism and you’ll be dreaming of even the crony version of capitalism. Or read a book about life in commie states

[Anonymous No.29551124]

>>29544894
Americans need to learn to pee in loo

[Anonymous No.29551149]

>>29551124
Gween tea

[Anonymous No.29551170]

Kleros assures a wage-free life. The only waging will be sucking up all dat EEF.

[Anonymous No.29551258]

>>29547394
Jesus. Women were a mistake.

[Anonymous No.29551322]

>>29548936
It is. Disgraceful.

[Anonymous No.29551330]

>>29546658
My sides

[Anonymous No.29551350]

>>29546631
Solution is they just dump it in the bin that they throw all the dirty dishes in when they clean the table

[Anonymous No.29551351]

>>29545432
Confirmed

[Anonymous No.29551356]

>>29548898
Exactly. Anyone who would do this and genuinely find it funny has internal incongruencies. I know the type well

[Anonymous No.29551411]

>>29545836
This is inhumane.
fucking hell

[Anonymous No.29551448]

>>29550344
lane of the free

[Anonymous No.29551508]

>>29545339
What are you? A nigger?

[Anonymous No.29551527]

>>29547874
>>29548945
yes he's trying to block them from videoing the photograph you can buy at the end of a roller coaster

[Anonymous No.29551531]

>>29548837
Probably gonna do butt stuff with it

[Anonymous No.29551580]

>>29546155
What do retarded people spend their paycheck on? What shit are retarded people buying?

[Anonymous No.29551591]

>>29550365
You think it's still profitable if I were to pickup like 20 happy meals tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.29551602]

>>29545137
a variation of this: was a class clown in high school, kids would give me money to eat. i'd bring it back in after shitting it out a few days later and spend it in the cafeteria. my whole class knew about it and never told the lunch lady or other faculty.

[Anonymous No.29551604]

>>29551580
Same stuff as you and me

[Anonymous No.29551622]

>>29544810
>nooooooo you’ve gotta pay my jewish overlords $30 for a printout

[Anonymous No.29551643]

>>29546658
Yeah ok, I can do that while hodling BNB and shitposting on 4chan, really.

[Anonymous No.29551694]

>>29547145
I used to work at a Home Depot and it’s just corporate speak to make you feel valued. The cult like behaviour from some of the workers there was disgusting. Corporate loyalty is so so cringe.

[Anonymous No.29551716]

>>29551602
A shitcoin trader ahead of his time, right here.

[Anonymous No.29551722]

>>29549565
Brutal

[Anonymous No.29551736]

>>29551602
Do usd bills stay undigested when pooped out?

[Anonymous No.29551760]

>>29549450
What’s this about

[Anonymous No.29551765]

>>29551602
Nice fart chambers

[Anonymous No.29551820]

>>29551736
They're made of cotton blend so yeah

[Anonymous No.29551833]

>>29546921
classic

[Anonymous No.29551896]

>>29551591
maybe. my pricing hasn't changed since i started. my shit sells for 2x-3x most other sellers because i'm a top rated store with 100% positive history, professional looking listings and know how to optimize keywords/promotions/etc.

[Anonymous No.29551917]

>>29549760
Receiving was lowkey fun as fuck and an easy money maker since the hours would fly by and you'd get a good amount more than the cashiers or sales associates. Managers used to kill it at Walmart and a lot of them that I knew had very solid work life balances too. Though anyone below like you said fucking sucks after a while and everything gets old fast.

[Anonymous No.29552035]

>>29546921
goes very well with metal actually
>>29549450
eksplain

[Anonymous No.29552057]

>>29551580
Cryptocurrency

[Anonymous No.29552082]

>>29551602
wtf...

[Anonymous No.29552099]

>>29549506
The Crypto Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for mankind.

[Anonymous No.29552113]

>>29546921
>that wagie on the far left not dancing

>'hey goyim, can you come up to my office? We need to discuss your attitude during the team daily stand up'

[Anonymous No.29552133]

>>29551736
yep, just discolored. the coins actually looked pretty cool after soaking in stomach acid. looked like they had been adonized or something.

>>29551716
legitimately kek'd amazing insight there

[Anonymous No.29552183]

>>29551508
no but i am a pisser and shitter of bathrooms. i am the shit and piss that lurks when you're waging at the cash register. i am the call on the intercom that instructs you to report for dootie duty. i am the night.

[Anonymous No.29552339]

>>29549950
If you don't have children... there really is no point in living when you're that old

[Anonymous No.29552350]

>>29546658
No fucking way is this real. Someone actually engineered the holder equipment for this lmfao

[Anonymous No.29552431]

saw this the other day
genuinely can't think of a worse job in the western world

[Anonymous No.29552459]

>>29552183
one day you will be caught in the act by a customer, and you will be arrested for public indecency and hordes of other misdemeanors.

[Anonymous No.29552504]

>>29549171
i assumed he was giving it a bit of spinning action.

[Anonymous No.29552512]

>wageslaving is horrible and being a NEET/making it is far superior
Agree
>wageslavery should not exist, wasting a third of your life to pay rent is fucked
Agree
>I'm going to piss all over this bathroom and never tip anyone
?????? The dude cleaning that up could be going home to browse biz and buy more linkies. Hating wageslavery and acting like a child in public and mutually exclusive

[Anonymous No.29552537]

I actually have 2 wagie jobs as a hobby literally dont care about money, just hanging out with friends. On 2nd job i didnt collected my money in like a year lmao.

[Anonymous No.29552585]

>>29549281
how long have you been doing this? do you think it's a good idea to be getting in on it right now?

[Anonymous No.29552594]

>>29552459
that will not happen fren, for as the shit ninja, i know how to avoid such scenarios. simply put; i do all my damage within the stall, safe from prying eyes. you may continue seething now, and i will continue shitting and pissing and making a horrid mess in all public restrooms that i encounter xD

[Anonymous No.29552598]

>>29549506
Ted Kacznyski aka the Unabomber. His entire manifesto can be boiled down to >>29549771 and he had a very great dream. If Communism is Pepsi, Ted would be Coke with the cocaine

[Anonymous No.29552641]

>>29552512
but pissing and shitting everywhere and not tipping is the best way to wake wagies up to the injustice of this world. they are the gears that let this clown society continue existing in the first place.

[Anonymous No.29552653]

>>29552431
>pee poo and pepe

[Anonymous No.29552673]

>>29546658
>>29545084
this is like that weird bdsm furniture fetish where one acts as a table or something I have no idea what's it called, but I bet the guy who came up with the idea has it

[Anonymous No.29552706]

>>29549700
I see Marty is donning his comfy blanket. Impressive.

[Anonymous No.29552781]

>>29546800
Set up a brokerage account and wait for a crash. Invest in indexes for diverse portfolio.

[Anonymous No.29552872]

>>29552781
And before someone starts bullshitting, mt coworker invested in some stock in our native market and he is at 4x the initial investment.
I'm jelly as fuck because I started on the top and now norhing ia certain.

[Anonymous No.29552894]

>>29552653
Imagine sitting there and hearing people laughing and having fun through that pipe.

[Anonymous No.29552962]

>>29552512
Its about opening wagies eyes so they too can escape eventually

[Anonymous No.29552979]

>>29552035
this wagie died at work and was found 10 years after that behind the fridge

[Anonymous No.29552987]

>>29551580
rent, bills, food.

[Anonymous No.29553004]

>>29548837
You can buy vegetables in burgerland ?

[Anonymous No.29553095]

>>29552594
i seethe not, i am simply disgusted and disturbed. I'm a formie wagie, but even as a regular customer sometimes a man needs to take a shit in public. I long for a world where I don't need to wipe down toilets and sit on top of toilet paper to avoid the unpleasanties animals like you unleash onto this cruel world. damn you shit ninja, damn you. damn and your entire ilk. I hope one day you slip in your piss and it all comes spraying in your face.

[Anonymous No.29553102]

>>29551602
hey i took that pic. amazon was a fuckin shit hole. glad i quit in december

[Anonymous No.29553155]

>>29552585
abt two weeks, getting another 1800 cards coming tomorrow so it better hold up for a few more days. even if they're totally worthless tomorrow, I'll still have made nearly 3x.
like i said, my prices haven't changed since i started and im not really seeing meaningful changes to my sales over time, but that's prob because of my top rated status.
there's been plenty of people pay $20 for a card only to message me after it's shipped, upset that they found one for $5 the next day. i don't offer refunds and everything is insured if they know how to do forced return scams.
honestly, i wouldn't recommend unless you have an account in good standing and know how to optimize shipping/fees/promotions and have a lot of free time/space to sort through and package everything. yeah, im clearing $500+ profit daily but i'm spending 10+ hours packaging and managing sales.

[Anonymous No.29553299]

>>29552987
plus booze, cigs and maybe drugs

then car and fines

[Anonymous No.29553311]

>>29546921
I don't even let my employer take pictures of me.

[Anonymous No.29553314]

>>29545577
I fucking hate this retard.

[Anonymous No.29553409]

>>29553102
good on you for getting outta there. my mom keeps telling me i should work at the local fullfilment center since i have an IT background. she doesn't get it.

[Anonymous No.29553412]

>>29544894
>>29545195
>>29545339
These guys unironically needs to be sterilized

[Anonymous No.29553530]

>>29545539

[Anonymous No.29553659]

Have you taken the S.W.E.A.T. Pledge /biz/?

[Anonymous No.29553772]

>>29553409
fuk that. literally any position there is fucking shit. more so now with all the gay covid restrictions, literally every aspect of it sucks, youd make more money doing uber. but youre good with reselling man, parents just dont understand how something like that could be profitable. your mom probably equates your earnings to a garage sale because thats how its seen from a generational standpoint

[Anonymous No.29554031]

>>29552431
idk theres something comfy about being completely clean inside that suit while everything around you is disgusting and dirty

[Anonymous No.29554060]

>>29553772
she thinks every job at amazon = IT.
>equates your earnings to a garage sale
totally, i've been flipping shit for decades making more than most family members, but she still thinks im broke cause my credit card is always maxed. i pay it off every month and fucking debt leverage. she has an MBA, not sure how she doesn't understand what im doing.

[Anonymous No.29554206]

>>29548837
>its only 4 for $1
it should be $1 for 4, fucking americans

[Anonymous No.29554324]

>>29548930
I don't know why this makes me laugh so much

[Anonymous No.29554425]

>>29552706
Is marty dare I say it ((ourguy))

[Anonymous No.29554473]

>>29553409
the progression to the wagie cage, this one has wheels, the next one won’t

[Anonymous No.29554547]

>>29553095
i am the reason you had to clean toilets. i am the shit and piss you have nightmares about.

[Anonymous No.29554595]

>>29553412
no, you unironically need to get back to work, break time is over and another public toilet needs to be cleaned because i shidded and peed and all over it lol.