/biz/ - Business & Finance

Reminder: To filter out animeposters. They contribute nothing to /biz/ and loses every money on a bullish green day. It will also save you from the worthless noise during trading hours.

What should I move my 401k into? 80% vic and 20% trbcx?

>>29544053
ALUMINUM is not silver.
JEWS are not white.
NIGGERS are not human.

Horse bros ;_;

>>29544053

Did you know that the average silver penny stock went up 150x when the price of silver merely...

Actually I'll spare you the speech, just buy Bayhorse.

>>29544053
Reminder that this image implies mumu loses in the end. Shinji got the worst deal out of everyone in EOE

>futes

It'll be ok anons.

didnt wkhs get rugpulled down 50% today? whats the fucking point. and i lost fucking weeks of gains in one hour when my calls dropped 40%

you literallly get rugpulled just as bad as crypto for 1/30 of the gains

>>29544110
I will not hold your pajeet bags

NASDUMP TO 12500 TOMORROW SELL ALL FAKE

>futures

I love slavery! WTF!

i dont have access to level 17 VR headset 3d world real time trading data. I am ngmi

How much did you guys make at your first real job?

>>29544158

>>29544106
I sold for a 40% loss
I'm no bagholder

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>tfw my tech-heavy portfolio suddenly doesn't look so genius anymore

Techbros...
When do you think we're gonna trace back up to January?

Waking up in five hours to sell EVERYTHING

>>29544091
>loses every money on a bullish green day
post hand. are you a chink, pajeet, or just a retarded nigger?

>>29544155
dont buy retard tier shit

Planes

>>29544200
kekked and checked

>>29544104
fuck off with the racism, it’s not funny or clever

How fucked are we?

STOP THE COUNT

>>29544091
Fuck off ESL, I only buy what anime posters suggest.

>>29544097
100% ARKK is what I'm doing. Was previously in a 60/40 Vanguard equities and bonds portfolio with a 55/45 allocation on the equities to US and International. I feel like a moron who missed out on huge gains. My suggestion is if you're under 40 that you dump all index funds and don't look back. Vanguard and other index funds are outdated boomer shit. Tech and innovation/emerging technologies are the future.

>>29544201
Time to back the right horse this time, anon. We tried to tell you.

>>29544110
>>29544200
get some new material

Baggie told us that it would be a green day tomorrow. He said I could have a night with his gookfu if he is wrong

>>29544141
Yuck the new Five Nights at Freddie's animatronics look awful.

>>29544155
why are you trading stocks if you aren't even picking plays with risk/reward skewed in your favor

just stick to crypto if you're going to play roulette or bandwagon on hype

>>29544104
Cool it with the anti-Semitism

>>29544226
i do 10xs only

If green ID, then bears go back to sleep today.
If green ID and digits, BTC 60k EOW.

>>29544183
You should buy a VR headset anyways for the porn games like Virt-a-mate or FallenDoll.

>>29544180
More like Slave Market General!

We'll keeping seeing red until stimulus passes. Screenshot this post

>>29544279
>dadaist chink waifu

For someone who doesn't have a lot of capital on their trading account, would it be stupid to go long on a low priced stock ($2-$5) that has potential for growth? When I'm looking at the potential upside, it looks better on paper than not trading options, especially if I can sell a while before expiry.

>>29544275
No.

>>29544053
I just want to waifupost

>>29544174
And not in a good way

Any MJNE bros in here? 8k filed after hours. 4 new licenses for recreational and medical.

https://sec.report/Document/0001493152-21-004613/

>>29544247
Buy SLV, probably

>>29544248
I'm doing crazy shit like that in my roth ira. But for my 401k I want consistent longterm gains. The target fund im in is a joke. Im not buying arkk there though, I think vix and some blue chip

>>29544327
god no. I have nightmares already of over arching technology. I do not want an immersive digital experience what so ever.

>>29544309
your previous post says you lose money and cry about it

>>29544141

>>29544240
if dubs then we are going to the basement with the lights getting cut

horsebros where do we go from here?

>>29544339
Yes this is why AMC is good choice

>>29544349
With a waifu like her you best be buying some AQB.

Anybody got unemployment last year, how much taxes do/did you have to pay?

How does a robinkiddy buy the silver horse?

>>29544397
It's all a matter of backing the right horse.

>>29544397
i would sell hose and buy OSK

no position in either

>>29544194
First job? 8$ an hour, 30 hours a week
First job post college? 110k a year

How does buying in the money calls place more pressure on stock purchases, hows the liquidity, especially in small cap stocks, as opposed to out of the money calls,
and whats going on with CNSL

LETS ALL GO TO THE MOVIE!

AMC finna rokket

I sold everything and bought SOXL

>>29544386
no just wiped out gains from one stock. im not a 90 year old and wont continue to buy stocks like one. i did a 10x on gme and a 10x on crypto and will keep doing this. you have fun though

>>29544424
Unfortunately you can't, you need a penny-stock broker like Fidelity, Schwab, International Brokers. But you should be able to buy AG on Robinhood, it won't go 100x at $60 like Bayhorse but it will go 10x.

>>29544339
just compound while you bet on OTC and build up. Thats what I did and currently at 1k and growing.

Michael Burry tweet - "Tread lightly, Leave no trail. Make a big impact."

What did he mean by this???

>>29544392
>green id
>no digits
bears don't get to cum

>>29544482

meant to say at $60 silver

JEROOOOOME, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TURN THE FUCKING PRINTERS ON

I CAN'T SURVIVE ANOTHER DAY LIKE THESE LAST TWO, MY BLOOD WILL BE ON YOUR HANDS

>>29544339
stock price doesnt really matter

amazon did better than coke

amazon did better than most shit $3 stocks

I see nothing but red.
Nothing by red blood for miles.

I need AMD over $90 by next week or I'm fucked AHHHHHHHHHHH

>>29544515
more schizo nonsense from a retard whos on a pedestal for survivorship bias.

haha don't worry guys, europe will totally buy us up haha

>>29544194
Mcdonalds/jimmy johns like 7.50 an hour, pulling like 12 hour shifts.

After college, 64k starting salary, 80k now programming.

What are some car stocks?

>>29544541
printer is jammed, repair guy is coming next week. Do you think you can hang on?

>>29544457
When calls are highly liquid the people writing the contract purchase the underlying asset so as long as demand for that call option continues, call writers will continue to purchase 100 shares for every call they sell.

Small cap options have not much liquidity, so there isn't crazy demand forcing options writers to buy underlying assets so that they can sell you even more and meet demand.

>>29544482
Every publicly listed company should have a brokerage dept to issue shares of their company to retail investors on any which brokerage.

PLTR interns need to get on that shit.

it can't possibly keep going lower

>>29544194
>own a shit construction business.
>can make over $200 an hour.
>it still sucks.
>but its cool being my own boss.
>but I hate it.
>I will never be hired as a math genius quant though.

I bought 4/1 $120 Aapl calls yesterday morning. Did I do good bros? Thinking about holding these till march or at 50% profit

>>29544420
>tfw weed hype is dead now so don't want to buy it for ganguro Cirno waifu
>8

>>29544194
Gamestop at $8.50 then other retail shit till I joined the military got out disabled and now work for federal gov at 35k. Now going to college to become financial advisor.

>>29544690

>>29544475
you wont be missed

>>29544644
SOLO
MZDAY

>>29544690
It can, and that's a good opportunity!

What will 3x in 3 months?

>>29544764
But I was already all-in...

VIX climbing to the top of the futures market

Did you guys really never play a Powell day before?
>Traders not gonna hold thru Powell
>Sell
>Powell doesn't say "raise rates"
>Cover
>return to neutral
>Indexes resume their direction pre-Powell/in response to what Powell said
5% downside as I see it. 12% maximum.

>>29544705
Why shit anon? I own a small construction company and I've been quite happy with it. Stressed, but happy.

Why Bayhorse shill seem like a bagholding gay op?

>>29544804
If it's a stock you like with good fundamentals then it shouldn't matter. Maybe don't go all in next time so you can take advantage of times like these to buy more at a lower cost.

What is China all pissy about?

>>29544606
haha..... fuck

FUTURES ARE GONNA BE GREEN BY CASH OPEN RIGHT????????????????????
FUCIwjerfkbvwge4jklvq3 231gpq

technically still overbought on the weekly

wasn't someone shorting uvxy?

>>29544652
Thanks for this

>>29544823
the business itself is fine. but I have a degree in electrical engineering. I just was never able to get into any company around my town even after a decade of trying.

>>29544239

>>29544515
he seems desperate for attention desu

>>29544836
because it is

>>29544863
Very small penis.

2 hours til green, dont give up. I can see all green at the end of the tunnel

WE LOST EVERYTHAAAAANGGGG
WE HAD TO PAY THE PRICE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN1RJF55NXI&ab_channel=Cyberpunk2077

>>29544863
probably something to do with living the waking terror of being disgusting bugmen

>>29544515
"Calm before the storm. Trust the plan"

>>29544338
>this sneed meme
Kek IT WAS IN HIS HAND.

>>29544239
why are you even here

yea haha we'll be green this was just people panicking for no reason haha

>>29544859
Yeah... I'm new to this, but I should've listened to my dad when he said I should have dry powder... It's my own fault...

Do you think TSLA, SOXL, BILI and LABU are decent companies?

>>29544952
FUTRURES WERE RED LAST NIGHT AND WE OPENED LIKE 3% DOWN ANYWAYYYYY

>>29545032
i hope not i wanna buy more

>>29544104
Uh..based

>>29544888
Checked and ya there is one. I'm shorting too via puts

>>29544863
That one anon called them jar jar chink

>>29544836
its CLF tranny reincarnate

>>29544239
It's funny to see normies flip out. Its clever to identify reditards. Please go the fuck back to wherever you came from thanks.

>>29545032
haha i'm sure we'll look back at this and have a laugh. We were worried for nothing!
r-right?

>>29544273
tongue my ANVS

>>29544863
Risk of death every time an elevator or escalator is used.

>>29544878
Technically still cheap.

>>29544155
>Make a highly speculative bet based on a government contract and assume that the people making the decision would be rational and that they don't have any corruption or at the very least intense lobbying pressure
>You were wrong
>Oy vey stocks are just as bad as crypto!

>>29544756
SOLO looks funny but comfy. Why the fuck is Mazda a penny stock though?

>>29545111
>>29545032
Y-yeah and there are more important things than money....

>>29544397
Continuing to hold WKHS, I guess? I wasn't planning on selling for a long time anyway.

But now I can actually recommend it to my friends again. I mean, I was recommending it to friends when it was $2, but after the $30+ pump it got hard to justify the risk to people.

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>29544194
Food Truck
$12/hr
60 hrs a week
Actual jew boss that jewed so much he refused to spend money on simple things that would reduce labor extensively
Refused to shift to a menu that would actually be feasible for the volume we were serving

I was a true /fit/fag and I could only take 5 or 6 months at I time without my body breaking down. Burned more calories than I would running half marathons.

3rd year I crashed his truck, accidentally left some meat out overnight and then ghosted him after I got back in school.

"Man, this week has been rough on me. Devastating in fact. But there has been so much selling that we are bound for a green day tomorrow surely. Few hours ago the futures were pretty green, and I am feeling sleepy, let me check one more time before going to bed.....

WHAT THE FUCK, SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS, WHY!? AND CHINA, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER! NO NO NO, I CAN'T HANDLE ANOTHER CRASH DAY FUCK, I AM NOT READY FOR THIS!"

Oh well. If things crash through the floor tomorrow, I sell everything and stuff it into BFARF. But please.....please go up. Be green. This is ridiculous at this point.

>>29545049
buy qcom

>>29545049
just dont look at your portfolio for a while mate. like a couple months.

>>29545067
that thing about money being taken from the impatient by the patient is completely true. i was waiting for the dip but i got too excited and fumbled it all. I had a load of cash last week but went in way to early

>>29544397
I'm thinking of selling it and moving it to low marketcap stock like TRXC or something, all stocks are red anyway.

>>29545049
I think Tesla is over valued, SOXL does SOXL things, wait for the stock split. BILI might blow up or it might get censored into the ground, I'd wait for a dip or forget about it. Haven't looked at LABU.

Remember, money isnt important if you have a traditional islamic wife.

>>29545194
>just dont look at your portfolio for a while mate. like a couple months.

>>29544349
Waifuposting is a legitimate trading strategy
>>29544871
Futures will be green next week

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
WCVC
PAOG
MINE
ZOM
SNDL

You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

>>29544194
>How much did you guys make at your first real job?
Around $10/hour at first paid job ever
Around $85k/year at first job out of college
Currently at $170k/year and almost 26 years old, but I made about an extra $60k off the stock market this past year
>t. software engineer

>>29545184
sounds like you are in the negotiating phase of greif
someone make a pink wojack version

everytime I look at futures it's at a newer low

>>29544452
How much do you currently make? How old are you? What field did you go into?

I was shorting SPY for the later half of 2019 and ran out of liquidity and wiped a WEEK before the COVID crash .

Truly a great example of the age old adage
>Markets can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent.

>>29545353
2 poops

>>29545158
It's a small company and foreign so it uses pink sheets for US.

>everything down
>bitcoin still up

>>29545347
I won't thank you later because not only will I not buy them, I won't even look up the ticker symbols.

t. I have a very large and intense brain, I can telepathically communicate with cats as well.

JEUS SFUCKING CHRIST NASDUMP WHAT HE FUCK ARE YOU DING FUCKIGN STOPWE ARLREADY WENT THROUGHT IS EARLIER TODAY WE'RE DONE SELLING GO THE UFCK UP YOUE PEICE OF FUCKIGN TRASH GARBAGE MOTHERFUCKINER IM DONE WITH YOU DONE DONE YOU HEAR MEFUCKING STOP CRASHING FOR NO GODDAMN REASON JUST FUCKING GO UPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>29544110
is bayhorse on tda?

it keeps GOING DOWN PLEASE STOP IT

>futures deep red
FUCK

>>29545473
Yes! Bitcoins to the rescue! Thank yuo Elon musk! TSLA $1000 EOY!

>>29545473
it’s going down as we speak, your stupid fake currency will not be spared

>>29545426
I can’t watch WEBMs on my iPoo, sirs.

>>29544397
sos dummy all in sos

they'll get bored eventually....right????????

>>29545473
Bitcoin is going to 40k or lower today

unironically ironically going to kill myself

Heh at least were not the chinks hahaha...

>>29544091
Anime website.

>>29545541

Tech going down the tubes

All these future dumps are totally organic and not the result of market manipulation.

>>29545407
>shorting the market for no reason
sounds like you are really dumb.

>>29545544
Where do you work poops? We won't tell

>>29545617

>>29544104
Based and correctpilled.
Any other faggots here going to buy some BFARF this morning?

>>29545617
im looking to buy dips and have covered calls expiring so its all good

>>29545573
How does TSLA at $100 sound?

>>29545617
it’ll be three times as bad by 10am

>>29545480
Don't say I didn't give you the heads up in advance when they skyrocket. Minerco (MINE) is releasing their own cryptocoin next month.

>>29545488
>JEUS SFUCKING CHRIST NASDUMP WHAT HE FUCK ARE YOU DING FUCKIGN STOPWE
GODDAMMIT I FUCKING HOPE YOURE LYING ABOUT FUTURES, YOU FUCKING NIGGER
YOU ABSOLUTELY AUTISTIC FUCKING RUNG-LICKING TRANNIES CONVINCED ME TO BUY 40K OF TQQQ JUST 1-2 MOTHERFUCKING WEEKS AGO BECAUSE I TOLD YOU STUPID ASS MOTHERFUCKERS SOXL IS ABSOLUTELY RETARDED
GODDAMMIT I WILL NEVER LET YOU ALL HEAR THE END OF IT IF YOU STUPID ASS MOTHERFUCKERS SUCCESSFULLY CONVINCED ME TO HOLD SOME STUPID ASS BAGS AGAIN
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
FUCK YOU ALL

>>29545597
OK IM THATS IT IM SELLING EVERYTHING PRE MARKET THIS IDK WHAT IS GOING ON AND WHY DID EVERYTHING START EVEN DUMPING IT WAS BURRY WASNT IT

>>29545267
FORGET WHAT I SAID BRO SELL EVERYTHING ITS OVER

>>29545696
I'd fucking buy that in a heartbeat

fuck i'm glad i ditched those amd calls at 15% loss.
that shit would have hurt at open

>>29545722
>FORGET WHAT I SAID BRO SELL EVERYTHING ITS OVER
I'm gonna need two guns for this one...

>>29544353
Here!

>>29545635
>>29545698


Anyone believe this isn’t being manipulated to shit?

>>29545720
NO YOUF UCKIGN IDIOT WE'RE CRAHSING AIGN WITH NO SURIVIRFORS IT'S A REPEART OF YESTERDAY ITS GOING DOWN EVEN FRUTEH THIS TIME 12500 IS IN SIGHT I REPEAT WE'RE GOING TO 12000 BY END OF THE WEEK ITS NOT A DRILL IT'S FUCKIGN OVER SELL EVERYHTING MARCH WILL FEATURE 10K NASDUMP YOU HAVE TO BE TSUPOD TO BUYT HE ONLY INDEX THAT EVER DUMPS THE POIECE OF SHIT THAT IS NASDUMP

>>29545720
Was nice knowing ya poops

futures are just a meme haha...cash open is what matters haha...funds are safu

>>29545785
hOLY FUCK..
i didn't know it got that high

>>29545696
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>29544353
Reporting in! I remember Pennystock Anon mentioned something would happen the week of the 22nd. Is this it?

Should I get PIPP this week or should I grab something else while everything is dipping? I want a position in PIPP but it's price isn't really dipping on account of it being a SPAC and having no news yet.

>>29545489

Not sure, tickers are BHS, KXPLF and 7KXN

>>29545785
Last week it started at 8am, on cue. This week, it started at 2am, on cue. We're early tonight.

>>29545785
news flash junior: Mainstream normies love PC Twitter. It still dominates the social media for instant news. its the only place where you can follow/interact with your fav celebs

How do we stop them?

>>29545708
Do you think there will be interest in their coin, though?

>>29545473
>>29545583
No it won’t. That bitch looks like it still has some retard strength left in the strength.
>source: stripper gf isn’t holding the bag yet and hasn’t even mentioned any hype about it yet

>>29545878
Yeah, it's also driving the market. Twitter is becoming a partner with yahoo. Elon Musk tweets are moving crypto.

please be green

anyone telling you to buy AMC is from reddit and is holding heavy bags

do not fall for it

>>29545489
On TDA it KXPLF

>>29545663
amazon. I’ve already posted about this.

>>29545827
I believe FB and TWTR are being propped up by “the globalists.” They absolutely need these companies to push whatever narrative they need pushed that day

Why are these people so mad when you tell them bearish things?

>>29545650
There was plenty of reason. Valuations were too high, US consumer growth was slowing, QE had run its course, Trump's trade deal was vaporware.

>>29545863
I can admire the dedication to these shill pics sir

>>29545696
Too expensive, no? That's like 500 dollars pre-split?
I wouldn't buy above 300

>>29545960
They are propped up and their competition is destroyed but people are mindless consumers. They still devour their content and refuse to migrate to another platform. i don't think they are private at all, it's more like investing in tencent or BABA, a nationalized company that can also crash overnight if the government ever decides to replace them or just take them out.

Dear God, if you save my portfolio I will take a vow of celibacy. Amen.

>>29545266
Muslims can't even invest or drink. Literally pray on schedule like 5 times a day. What the fuck do they even do for fun? Every Muslim I know has the most bland wagie world view
>muh work till I die or dishonor family and Allah
>illegal for saudi women to drive until 2018

>>29545963
Blame "buy the dip" culture.

I'm all in on short ETFs

Oh yeah we were gonna go to war with Iran too, during an election year, with an impeached president.

is this bullish for ark?

>>29545963
What is a more efficient way to experience ego death, dmt or diamond hands?

>>29545958
Not to sound rude poops but you're just another drop of pee in the smg toilet, can't expect any anons to keep up with your history. Hope you never get popped, cya on chime.

>>29545810
>>29545815
THE JEWS DID THIS TO ME
>THE JEWS DID THIS TO ME
THE JEWS DID THIS TO ME
>THE JEWS DID THIS TO ME
THE JEWS DID THIS TO ME
>THE JEWS DID THIS TO ME
THE JEWS DID THIS TO ME
>THE JEWS DID THIS TO ME
THE JEWS DID THIS TO ME
>THE JEWS DID THIS TO ME
THE JEWS DID THIS TO ME
>THE JEWS DID THIS TO ME
THE JEWS DID THIS TO ME
>THE JEWS DID THIS TO ME
THE JEWS DID THIS TO ME
>THE JEWS DID THIS TO ME
THE JEWS DID THIS TO ME
>THE JEWS DID THIS TO ME
THE JEWS DID THIS TO ME
>THE JEWS DID THIS TO ME
THE JEWS DID THIS TO ME
>THE JEWS DID THIS TO ME
GODDAMMIT I FUCKING HATE THE FUCKING JEWS

>>29546086
Pipped*

I'm panic selling all my tech stocks on open

>>29546044
they go to clubs full of exotic whores

>>29545987

Thanks, that's a brand-new one.

>>29546055
Just short Micro-ES

>>29545926
>AMC trading at pre corona levels now
That's perfectly logical, buy AMC now

>>29545863
>>29545934
thanks

>>29546081
It better be, because I put a lotta money in Kathie's funds...

>>29545973
you sound really dumb

shorting is probably a bad idea for you

>>29546084
5g+ of mushrooms is better than both.

Weathered the first three days of red without losing anything, lost a bit the last two and I'm prepared to last into next monday at least 2 percent dump daily.

I will not be shaken out of the market like a retard again, I have had cash sitting on the sidelines to buy that I'm slowly adding in. Trading last month was the practice run gonna make it big next bull cycle. Were gonna make it bros.

>>29546086
>cya on chime.
Very dank.
>>29546126
>Pipped*
Already gotten devlisted before and got off fine. I’ve actually got a promo project coming up.

MVIS green #comfy

>>29545958
Wow you were able to pass the picture test with the rope and the poles? Pretty cool.

>>29545722
>>29545720
>>29545810
>>29546129
B-but just yesterday we were gloating about how we didn't sell the bottom...
What's wrong all of a sudden?

>futures

>>29546129
sound and reasonable decision. knowing how this goes, ill sell and then it will recover thursday. my fund wont settle for a week and then SOXL will be higher than the price I sold it at.

What the fuck do I do with my CCIV bags, I'm down 40 percent, should I wait for a merger?

>>29546163
Iktf I'm deeply in and everyone is saying its going to blow up reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>29546034
anon you're gonna fucking jinx us since you'll still be a virgin either way

>>29546110
>Anon cannot see obvious downchannel
>Blames jews

This literally just happened in October too

Niggers tongue my ANVS
TO
THE
MOON
BABY

>the more anime that gets posted the more red it gets
STOP

>>29546177
i ate 45mg of edibles tripped balls and fell asleep for like 16 hours. how would i react to shrooms?

>>29546176
I sound like a rational person. Let me guess, you got into investing during meme money clown market covid huh?

you... you did selled the top right?

>>29546241
yeah it came back though, i mean if you get stuck in it i guess just hold the bags. i might actually try to get more cash to buy the dip.

>>29546201
Kek I remember that post
No, they don’t fucking ask me that kinda shit and our interview questions are significantly easier to game with leetcode than Google’s.

>>29546216
The jews did this to us, anon

>>29546274

>no

if dubs the tech bubble pops

>>29546304
N-no...
I spent the past 2 months posting "Line go up!" memes and dabbing on Bobo like an idiot...

>>29546241
>obvious downchannel

>>29546274
Red Market is good for KO and PEP holders

>>29546282
>how would i react to shrooms?
There's no way I can know that. Might be a good idea to have someone you trust to babysit you if it's something you decide to do.

What do I buy tomorrow, everything is dipping again. Right?

>>29546320
don't you dare roll for that

>>29546216
It's a fake out, Shammy. NASDAQ will close above 13,000 tomorrow.

>>29546241
Well if it's a downchannel then it should bounce and hit the resistance, right?
S-so that's our exit... W-we just gotta keep a cool head and not sell while it's still going down to the support...

>>29546353
Why would you simplify the graph this much? Now anyone can understand it...

>>29546310
2scoops you dumb fuck
i thought you were a bear
now i hear youre all in TQQQ like some disgusting bull faggot?

I am /smg/'s resident jew and I have been telling you that everything is a bubble for ages
I literally spammed that TSLA MUST DIE for days straight before it dumped

god there is just no helping you is there
keep blaming jews though im sure that will fix things

>>29546399
VXX or UVXY

>>29546274
What are you gonna do about it?

Going to the
>futures
store. You guys want me to pick you up anything?

>>29546399
Rest of the week is a green crab, monday dumps

>>29546241
technical analysis is the biggest meme. might as well read a fucking fortune cookie. if that shit actually worked you would've made it instead of shitposting here

>>29546399
probably anything in the S&P
we could very well be close to the crabbing portion of this dip

it’s so obvious who among you are retarded newfags that arrived as late as after october. it was literally a month straight of this shit. and it was great. buy the fucking dip. you dont really believe bobo, do you? he was saying to short on march 11th

>>29546274
>blaming anime for this
based retard

>>29546467
Grab me some Live Goyim Cattle

You bought puts, right anon???

>>29546033

>I don’t think they are private at all

Neither do I. I was talking with my dad about this earlier today. They are basically information arms of the Uniparty.

If there is any competition allowed, people will leave twitter and Facebook. They can’t allow people to question Congress or the uniparty.

>>29546524
yes sqqq puts

>>29546471
>VIX up
>crabbing
hooo boy, see you at the pink fields

>>29546481
I did make it I just have no friend.
4 red days drifting lower is obvious. Its barely TA.

If you git gud you can see this shit in your sleep.

I WENT ALL CASH MONDAY MORNING AND I GOT MADE FUN OF. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW???/

>>29544705
>>29544823
What exactly does your company do and how did you gain the knowledge to do it?

>>29544471
did you buy the dip yesterday?

Asia finally stopped shitting its pants. Thank God.

>>29546033
It's had to migrate to another platform when those two either use their reach to discredit other platforms (Twitter) or buy out their competitors (Facebook).

>>29546552
>vix up
>meaning anything
lmao
how new are you?
Selling vix spikes at open is very common.

>>29546606
Hang Sent still down 3% tho

>>29546552
Also crabbing is literally conducive to VIX. VIX means volatility.

>>29544471
Me too friend, me too. I was all cashgang before this and I made that stupid ass decision.

>>29546177
Correct

>>29546282
Depends on the dosage, set, and setting. Don’t do it if you have mental illness or are on an SSRI, otherwise start wit like 1 or 1.5 grams and work your way up. Assuming you’re taking cubes 1-2 grams is giggles and minor visuals like shrinking and swelling, 3-4 grams is real hallucinations, feelings of connectedness, and frequent epiphanies. 5+ grams is ego death, indescribable experiences, meeting god, etc

>t. shroom grower who’s too uncool to sell

>>29544239
Go back Nigger

>>29546607
I agree, it's also hard when the us government will crush you for even trying

>>29546445
>i thought you were a bear
I’m a perma-bull, you stupid niggermonkey. Have you ever actually paid attention to anything that I’ve ever posted within the past year?
>now i hear youre all in TQQQ like some disgusting bull faggot?
Not all in but 40k is a disgustingly large amount of exposure for me
>I am /smg/'s resident jew
YOU DID THIS TO ME!!!!!!!!!

>blood in the markets, every index hammered
>silver recovers instantly like its no big deal
another day another $

>>29545884
Oh that's guaranteed. As for WCVC, it's a restaurant company with a twist- they sell food with cbd products. All their restaurants are open for business and a boom is anticipated with the possibility of federal marijuana legalization.

>>29546639
>dude flying cars lmao

>>29546648
>crabbing is conducive to VIX
Do you have any idea what crabbing means?

>>29546467
why is basedbean so expensive?

>>29546595
avg price 588

>>29546652
sry brother

>>29544471
>>29546652
>mfw I was one of the most persistent SOXL shills of 2021
YOLO
Never selling

Holy shit wkhs literally got rugged

Is it dead forever?

>>29544471
F

WHERE’D ALL THE STUPID ASS ARKKIES GO???

>>29546751
because china had to buy a literal ass load of it last year to cover.

>>29546320
I'll roll for you lum poster
>>29546467
>lean hogs
Oh my god we're doing it

>>29546769

Should have listened to /pmg/ and backed the right horse, friend. Are you ready to get back on and ride?

>>29546769
>Holy shit wkhs literally got rugged
Holy shit.
It really did.
How is nobody talking about this?
The survivorship bias on this board is fucking astounding

>>29546611
>he is unaware of the 12year VIX cup and handle
i thought you were a TAfag?
>>29546648
do you even know what VIX tracks, VIX up = volatility, the exact opposite of crabbing. fucking newfag

>>29546833
Literally all anyone has talked about all day holy shit where have you been

futures are down. are we just going to play the dump game every day of the week now? fucking market trashed my SPY calls. i guess ill sell them tomorrow

>check out jobs on the jobs sites
>see a company that hired me
>remember they treated me like shit
>flag all their job postings as scams
>hr bitches can suck it

>>29546724
price go up
price go down
VOLATILITY

I'm thinking about going hard on CRON after the dust from this crash settles, but AMD looks really cheap right now.

>>29546833
They were earlier in the day but I guess they suidieded.

>>29546765
>>29546752
At least the nasdump is no longer a percent down. It bounced off the 50 MA during yesterday's dip, so I think it will go back up. Otherwise...

>>29546833
It was discussed to death today you fucking ape
>>29546769
It’s still a solid microcap EV play. Moving towards fair value. Might get another 100 shares when the bleeding stops. RIDE also looking juicy

>>29546855
Crabs can be big or small.

Dont give up, 2 hours til all green

>>29546882
>be me
>been getting calls from some random californi number
>decide to answer it tonight
>its HR for government census asking if im interested in x or y position
>i laugh do a 360 and walk away while doing the dinosaur

>>29546888
Nice trips.

Otherwise....
I mean, semis are overbought. That's a fact. And everything uses semis, not just Bitcoins. So as long as you don't sell at a loss, you will EVENTUALLY win big with SOXL.
I'm not going to go back on my original thesis, it's just that the timing wasn't super great...

>>29546867
>where have you been
at my job, you stupid commie

>>29546874

There are some stocks that aren't dumping, you know.

>>29546883
No, that’s not what crabbing means. Crabbing is the opposite of volatility. Crab market = sideways
Kangaroo market = up down
Go back to reddi.t

is NIO next in line for that sweet rugpull?

>>29546467
i want fat hogs

>>29546935
>doing a 360
What is this, normiefag hour?

>>29546955
>working for shekelburg

>>29546924
you need to go back

>>29546970
I should have settled funds in a couple of days.
If I do buy, how do I know I'm not buying the Bayhorse top?
Is this more of a long play?

>>29546973
Crabs move in zig zags
????????????

Has /biz/ really depredated to this level?

Do i shoot my horse bros?

>>29547024
Buy

Hold

>>29547024

do you guys research the companies you throw money at

tell me why Bayhorse is a better play than any other silver miner

baked
>>29547085
>>29547085
>>29547085

>>29546716
>Illegal Burger 4 stars or higher on major review aggregates

Huh. Okay, sold.

>>29546989
Hi, /fit/.

>>29547075
Well, horses are fast, so it'll go up fast. Also I was born in the year of the horse.
Also, check out my doubles.

>>29547003
it pays well into the 6 figgies, which has afforded my a lifestyle of hot blonde stripper gf
Although I agree with your anti-semitism, your tone sounds rather jelly, anon

>>29547055
The actual thing crabbing means is consolidation period. That is the opposite of volatility. You dont know anything

>>29547151
>FBI ID

FUTURES ARE GOING TO BE BLOOD RED

>>29547075

Answered in the next thread

>>29547024

Read the information in the next thread and make your mind up for yourself.

>>29547197
>volatility does not exist in a consolidation
?
?
?
?
consolidation is all volatility

>>29546481
"TA is astrology" is the biggest pseud cope on this board

>>29544339
This is beginner mistake anon. Share price is a reflection of market capitalisation and number of shares in circulation. A $2 company could have a low market cap (room to grow) or a huge market cap (less room to grow) depending on the number of shares.