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29526848 No.29526848 [Reply] [Original]

How do I pay off a 5-figure debt without cashing out any crypto?

>> No.29526905

>>29526848
you don't

>> No.29526961
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29526961

>>29526848
just don't pay the debt

>> No.29526964

>>29526848
how's that cat dancing like that?

>> No.29526993

>>29526848
Put it into aave and use interest to pay it off?

>> No.29527062

>>29526848
Refinance your debt to a lower % than what your crypto interest rate. Then pay off the loan using the interest payment from your fat stack of crypto.”

>> No.29527168

>>29526993
Would you recommend taking out a AAVE loan to pay off debt?

>> No.29527256

dont pay. im serious.

>> No.29527481

>>29527168
You can't take out more than you have. DeFi loans are not like regular loans, the collateral percentage is usually 300%+

>> No.29527509

Set up a payment plan obviously. 'Me dumb wagie, can only afford to pay you this much a month.' Oftentimes debtcollectioniggers are so desperate to get anything at all they'll agree to like 50$ a month

>> No.29527562

>>29527256
https://youtu.be/oD2gXY4piF4

>> No.29527663

>>29527256
not long now till all global debt is cancelled. you'll just have to give back what ever the loan was for, and everything else.

>> No.29527939

Use blockfi and use the interest to cover your payment.

>> No.29528123

>>29527939
This or celcius if you have enough crypto.

>> No.29528189

>>29526848
1y wageslave

>> No.29528246

>>29527509
This

>> No.29528349

>>29526848
Ahh, geez, dude

>> No.29528470

>>29526848
borrow on blockfi or celsius

>> No.29528504

>>29526848
fake death

>> No.29528519

>>29528123
When is desktop or browser coming out?

>> No.29528609

>>29528349
Errr... maybe like... 3 dollars?

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>>29527509
delete

>> No.29528712

>>29527509
ahhhhhhh geeez duuuude i hurt my leggggg
ahhhhh i can dooooo hmmmm 3 dollas !

>> No.29529143

>>29528504
The Philippines actually has an entire industry built around faking the deaths of Americans. They'll take pics of some dead Filipino and print a death cert with your name on it and send it to the US.

>> No.29530321

>>29527509
Unironically cut that by 80%

>> No.29531564

>>29526848
mister jackpots