Which Car Screams Rich but Not Too Rich

[Anonymous No.29509567]

>be me
>recently minted crypto millionaire
>wants to buy a depreciating asset because why the fuck not
>Narrows it down to an Alfa Romeo Giulia vs Maserati Ghibli

Help me biz anons who made it already. And No, I don’t want a Lambo or any other super high end car. I want something practical and an everyday car. Of course, if you have another brand and model in mind then feel free to shill it as well. Thanks bros.

[Anonymous No.29509732]

>>29509567
tesla model 3 if you have a house
used porsche if sunny area, caddy/audi/bmw if winter area

[Anonymous No.29509737]

>>29509567
Tesla

[Anonymous No.29509818]

>>29509567
>I've narrowed it down to a Chrysler or a Chrysler
kek
Lexuses are nice, anon
But if you really want one of those the Giulia Quadrifoglio is by far the superior choice

[Anonymous No.29509821]

Maserati Ghibli is an awful awful car, don't throw your money away because it sounds exotic.

[Anonymous No.29510067]

>>29509567
go for working class rich instead

[Anonymous No.29510173]

>>29509567
Porsche

[Anonymous No.29510203]

please do not buy a ghibli, it's the ultimate turk roach car. the giulia is nice. maybe check out polestar (pretty cool but expensive), maybe a fast audi or E mercedes wagon. the kia stinger gt is a great car, probably the most car for the money.

[Anonymous No.29510238]

>>29509567
66 lincoln continental

[Anonymous No.29510244]

Toyota Avalon now go to /o/ you goofy

[Anonymous No.29510305]

>>29509567
Corvette, the most frugal super car.

[Anonymous No.29510332]

the Giulia is better in every single way

[Anonymous No.29510334]

>>29509567
Avoid the italian stuff unless you plan to yeet it after a year, have you considered an audi S8?

[Anonymous No.29510453]

>>29510067
>being a pavement princess

[Anonymous No.29510562]

[Anonymous No.29510569]

>>29509567
>I want something practical and an everyday car.
Buy a porsche, they make SUVs too
Or even better buy a Lexus like >>29509818 said. Then you still will be able to maintain the car when your cryptos are worth pennies after the market crashes since lexuses are cheap to maintain just like toyotas

[Anonymous No.29510624]

>>29509567
R35

[Anonymous No.29510706]

>>29509567

Maserati is a chink millionaire npc car. Personally I'd grab a loaded TLX in that blue and have the OEM ground effects kit throw on and call it a day. its like getting a 335 but without being a faggot

[Anonymous No.29510732]

>>29509567
Alfa Romeo Giulia is my favorite modern car, so there's that.

[Anonymous No.29510735]

C63 AMG

[Anonymous No.29511094]

e class or a fullly c class. If you prefer more comfy then e class. Audi for a npc rich zombie style, or a bmw (like itlay cars, nice but allways broken) Italy cars are beautfiul but allways broken.

small penis edition : porsche

for a green fag lifestyle:tesla

redneck rich: any us pickup

[Anonymous No.29511325]

[Anonymous No.29511390]

>>29509567
>Maserati Ghibli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOZnqnB6xDo

[Anonymous No.29511448]

>>29510067
Gay as fuck

[Anonymous No.29511454]

>>29511325
Based LS chad.

[Anonymous No.29511458]

>>29509567
I would've said the Lexus GS, but it's been discontinued this year.
The LS looks "too rich", but the IS still looks like a wealthy man's car without being too excessive. Plus it's a boring Toyota underneath so people think you're being sensible.

[Anonymous No.29511472]

>>29509567
just suck it up and get an m5

[Anonymous No.29511540]

>>29510067
Easily the patrician choice.

[Anonymous No.29511545]

>>29510067
screams I'm a little bitch.

[Anonymous No.29511596]

>>29511094
Why is a porsche small penis car when lifted trucks are small penis cars also? Shouldn't porsches be big penis cars because they are so low?

[Anonymous No.29511609]

>>29509567
>Maserati Ghibli
this car is not very nice, its what poor people think a nice car is

[Anonymous No.29511654]

>>29509567
Can't choose for you.
First looks like Hitler Staline,
and the second smiling Saddam Hussein

Why not pick a Toyota? Very hardy and lowest maintenance cost.

[Anonymous No.29511677]

>>29509567
Ghibli Trofeo

Dab on boring AMG/M/RS owners with your spaghetti mobile with lobster interior

[Anonymous No.29511700]

This is what i want when i make it

[Anonymous No.29511743]

>>29510735

C63s

[Anonymous No.29511752]

>>29510453
>not having your truck ratty and covered in literal cowshit all of the time
Faggots, amirite?

[Anonymous No.29511798]

>>29511094
>e class
Love c class, hope to reach that someday

[Anonymous No.29511821]

Maseratis are complete pieces of junk so I'd go with that.

[Anonymous No.29511823]

>>29509567
Giulia QV. Buy a new one of preferable. It's going to lose 70% of value in a few years. Most subtle way of showing poor fags who's the king.

[Anonymous No.29511841]

>>29509567
If you get the Giulia, get a slightly used Quad. You will thank me later

[Anonymous No.29511910]

>>29511596
small penis owner detected.

porsche is a womans car. they are superb cars, drive very nice, nice sounds and so on. but its a small penis cars.

toyota is for 3 world life with heavy roads, or terrorism.

[Anonymous No.29511916]

>>29509567

F-TYPE

[Anonymous No.29512025]

>>29511916
nice idea the F type, the really bad guy car.

also a aston martin could be a nice idea.

[Anonymous No.29512048]

>>29509567

[Anonymous No.29512105]

>>29509567

Aston Martin Rapide

Pretty much identical to the DB9 but with 4 doors and much cheaper.

[Anonymous No.29512191]

Op if you can handle womans, then the giulia quadroforamgie is your car. she will love you, as long you have money for it.

[Anonymous No.29512205]

>>29510735
Second AMG

[Anonymous No.29512211]

>>29511454
Thanks, I actually post on /o/ so my opinion is correct.

[Anonymous No.29512373]

>>29510305
Great engines and cars, but way too common. See at least 1 on the roads daily.

[Anonymous No.29512554]

>>29511916
still screams rich to me

[Anonymous No.29512567]

>>29512025
>nice idea the F type,

They are pretty sexy and much cheaper than most of the rivals in that area (used market).

[Anonymous No.29512730]

This is unironically my made it car

[Anonymous No.29512740]

Nissan GTR .. buy a used one for like 80k slap full bolt ons and a tune for it and you will smoke all the cars that are posted so far and most cars that rich fags own.

[Anonymous No.29512796]

>>29509567
Studio Ghibli is great

[Anonymous No.29512860]

https://www.cargurus.com/Cars/l-Used-Nissan-GT-R-d1103#listing=294348914

[Anonymous No.29512894]

>>29511609
>>29509821
These anons get it

[Anonymous No.29512936]

>>29512740
Sounds like an electric blender. pass

[Anonymous No.29512942]

>>29509567
Ferrari testarossa F110 (1984). Go around with style

[Anonymous No.29512956]

>>29512740
be a rich fag or drive a GTR. Buy a tesla plaid and kill all the petrol cars we talking here.

GTRs are nice poster cars, and this is the best place for it.

[Anonymous No.29513105]

>>29509567
Both are faggot cars. Buy a truck.

Sage in all fields.

[Anonymous No.29513106]

>>29509567
There is only one choice anon

[Anonymous No.29513128]

>>29512730
Aaaah. Chinga de camino papito tequito!
For real, based taste

[Anonymous No.29513170]

>>29509567

[Anonymous No.29513181]

>>29512942
Here: https://motori.mitula.it/ferrari-testarossa-torino

[Anonymous No.29513201]

>>29512860
>automatic

????????

[Anonymous No.29513234]

>>29513106
actually this is true, this is the last year they're making them so good examples of the special edition will probably retain value very well

[Anonymous No.29513251]

>>29512730
I hate the camino, but I love the '69 chevelle SS in that color.

[Anonymous No.29513310]

Ghiblis are absolute trash tier. As other anons have commented

[Anonymous No.29513314]

>>29509567
Ford Raptor, Honda S2000, Lariat edition dodges, Toyota 4Runner

[Anonymous No.29513317]

Porsche cayman, it is like "i have money but not too much to get the 911 but definitely i have more money than you"

[Anonymous No.29513329]

>>29509567
White Crown Victoria

[Anonymous No.29513376]

>>29513106
he'd be better off getting a 4runner

>>29509567
What is the purpose of the car? If you're hoping to attract girls, they care at all about any cars. Just get whatever porsche or a nice tesla you can afford so they know you have some amount of money. If it's for a fun driving car you can easily just get a car like a brz or 370z pay someone to install a turbo and get a body kit and wrap or paint and it will be fun and look pretty good. Can do similar things for some used BMWs and such.

[Anonymous No.29513399]

>>29509567
>>29510732
What’s the appeal bros? Front end looks like a horse fly.

[Anonymous No.29513433]

>>29513317
Why would anyone buy anything beside a Tesla these days? The Model S fucking sedan can outrun a Lambo, the cybertruck can outrun a 911. It's pointless to buy anything else.

[Anonymous No.29513570]

>>29513433
>supporting cringey Musk and his ponzi empire
no thanks

[Anonymous No.29513579]

>>29512373
If you don’t want to seem super rich then why do you care? Better yet, why do you care about what other people drive? Buy the car you like, don’t be a hipster faggot.

[Anonymous No.29513634]

>>29513433
You are a retard that don’t know anything about cars

[Anonymous No.29513644]

The kind of retard to buy a car because it makes him look rich is the kind of retard who definitely isn’t rich.
Fuck you and this gay thread. My make it vehicle is the Suzuki Jimmy

[Anonymous No.29513648]

>>29513433
Aesthetics, handling feel, easy of fueling. Also if you ever like or want to go to the track teslas don't handle that for long

[Anonymous No.29513717]

>>29509567
I got a 2 year old Jaguar for $25,000 and people think I’m fancy as fuck

[Anonymous No.29513833]

>>29509567
Why buy a car that will depreciate? Get one you enjoy and will hold its value or even appreciate slowly. Pic related is what I would buy for 10k.

[Anonymous No.29513867]

>>29513201
I said a GTR .. didnt say the year. A R34 is God tier .. nobody will ever slander that car if you do you are a retard. besides a E30 M3 near perfect machines .. I just gave advice if he wants to go fast for not spending over 100k *shrugs* all the R35's are automatic .. which is faster than a manual anyway..a tesla is for faggots buy a car that has a engine and burns race gas like a man..

[Anonymous No.29513958]

>>29513433
You're a fucking idiot dude

[Anonymous No.29514029]

>>29513644
I'd buy one literally right now if they sold them in the states. What a beast of a vehicle. Affordable too. Love suzuki

[Anonymous No.29514037]

>>29513833
this guy gets it .. you can import a rhd skyline or gtr gts for like 12-18k the second it hits the states its worth 20+ easy especially if you live in a state where street racing and car culture is big

[Anonymous No.29514045]

>>29511700
That's fucking dope

[Anonymous No.29514076]

>>29509567
For me it's the schwabmobile

[Anonymous No.29514101]

>>29513399
500 hp ferrari engine and excellent handling for under 100k
interior quality is also nice
but reliability is fiat-chrysler meets italian supercar so expect big repair bills

[Anonymous No.29514117]

>>29509567
Cybertruck

[Anonymous No.29514170]

>>29513867
Didn't know all R35s were automatic, nvm.

[Anonymous No.29514253]

>>29509567
Real richfags understand it isn't the car, it's the garage it pulls into.
Richest dude I ever knew was the CEO of a bancorp and made roughly $1MM a year. He drove a five y/o corolla.

[Anonymous No.29514261]

>>29510067
>>29511458
>>29513833
checked

[Anonymous No.29514306]

[Anonymous No.29514340]

i'd rather just pay someone to drive me around so i can shitpost on here and swing in the backseat

[Anonymous No.29514356]

Audi RS6 or 7
Porsche Taycan/Panamera

Theyre really reliable daily drivers and amazing to drive

[Anonymous No.29514430]

>>29509567
Buy property you fucking mong

[Anonymous No.29514457]

>>29509567
Get a Cybertruck retard

[Anonymous No.29514459]

https://youtu.be/D3rQW3Xvucc

im not trying to bully .. but if you buy a R33-R34 the price only goes up forever. my goal is to import one to the states for around 20k after this bull run

[Anonymous No.29514494]

GTR

[Anonymous No.29514543]

I would go with bmw m5 every day of the week. It's the perfect from both worlds. It's good locking enough to get the attention, but doesn't scream I am a rich asshole like a ferrari or a lambo does. On the mountain road you will have lots of fun with it, on the autobahn it will crush kms like crazy and when you want to just settle and drive slowly it would be comfortable and accommodate your winter equipment for your snowboard trip. I have the 2016 model f10 it's been a treat driving this car around. Eventually I would get the newer model, but let's see the cryptogains. Electric is nice, but good luck going electric for a long distance. Also Tesla is crazy nice with features, but it's not a comfortable place to be.

[Anonymous No.29514547]

Old NSX, and it'll appreciate.

[Anonymous No.29514675]

>>29509567
get a kill yourself faggot

[Anonymous No.29514950]

>>29510067
nigger tier car

[Anonymous No.29515302]

>>29510067
Thats white collar middle class but posing as working class rich. Think Joe Rogan without the success.

White class rich would be a white lifted F250/350 with a large boat on the back.

[Anonymous No.29515353]

New c class is nice, I'm buying it once I reach half a mil

[Anonymous No.29515398]

>>29509567

[Anonymous No.29515437]

>>29509567
italian cars are dogshit

[Anonymous No.29515520]

> Alfa Romeo

Based and passion pilled

[Anonymous No.29515594]

>>29509567
get a g wagon or range rover

[Anonymous No.29515595]

The Maserati is better looking than the Alfa simple as

[Anonymous No.29515652]

>>29513433
>The Model S fucking sedan can outrun a Lambo
You are absolutely turbo retarded.

[Anonymous No.29515678]

R8 or sls Amg

[Anonymous No.29515698]

>>29510732
yeah alfa front end looks like a pigeon

[Anonymous No.29515702]

>>29509732
>BMW
>Winter

kek enjoy going 20mph in the rain

[Anonymous No.29515754]

>>29509567
Cheap used Toyota or german car probably.

Don't waste money on overpriced junk.

Always remember the primary reason for having money: freedom&security.
Never sacrifice that for luxury.

Takes nothing to lose it all and go back to wage slaving.

[Anonymous No.29515762]

Im just going to get a V12 7 series from 2001, and do all the maintenance it needs up front, and just stick to a rigid schedule. Get aftermarket SLS, tint the windows and thats about it. Maybe headlight conversion.

[Anonymous No.29515854]

>>29511910
porsche used to be decent but ur right its gay af now. only astons are still pimp.

[Anonymous No.29515907]

Alpha Guilia is definitely a good opinion especially the Quadrifoglio one. The new AMG C63 should be beautiful as well.
For me, it’s the AMG GT Stealth coming out this year. Hopefully it has an S or R variant.

[Anonymous No.29515909]

>>29510067
So based, absolutely getting one of these so I can dab on liberals with the rest of the Raptor Chads in my southern town

[Anonymous No.29516106]

People who keep their money and end up making it are those who buy year old high end vehicles after the new money pajeets have their lease expire. You literally get a new car with <5k miles and dont instantly lose over 20% of the value right off the lot

[Anonymous No.29516136]

>>29513833
you can get silvias for 10k?bullshit
r34 is 100k at this point

[Anonymous No.29516157]

>>29509567
Buying a Lexus would be the only sensible choice here

[Anonymous No.29516354]

>>29516136
you could do a simple google search and find out that it's true. This was one of the most expensive ones.

[Anonymous No.29516456]

>>29510067
i've never in my life seen a car that screams "im an insecure homosexual faggot but dont want to be pls help me" what the fuck lmao

[Anonymous No.29516498]

>>29514170
tiptronic

[Anonymous No.29516590]

>>29509567
Nissan GTR.
If you are a millionaire dont stain yourself with alphas or mazerattis.

You will only settle for THE best.
Leave the other shit for broke fucks.

[Anonymous No.29516617]

>>29516136
They can surprisingly cheap because they can't legally be imported to the USA for a few more years, but other countries don't have as stringent import regulations

[Anonymous No.29516702]

Why no mustang anon?

[Anonymous No.29516738]

>>29511700
Based

[Anonymous No.29516753]

Tesla model S. It's like beverly hills headturner shit but most normies can't afford one.

[Anonymous No.29516763]

>>29510067
country
>>29510562
looks like a chrysler 300
>>29510706
meh
>>29510732
girls wouldn't be able to tell if this is a ferrari or porsche 8/10
>>29510735
10/10
>>29511325
10/10 to any undercover rich anons, to the rest of the population 1/10
>>29511458
meh. 70yr asians will respect you 6/10
>>29511700
10/10 roasties would call it a jeep range rover benz suv
>>29511916
to show off to the office bros, 8/10
>>29512048
3/10
>>29512105
10/10 choice, very cheap with a very expensive looking brand
>>29512567
9/10 i'm partial to convertibles
>>29512730
4/10 but 10/10 if you want that hillbilly country flex
>>29513106
Is this your mothers car? 2/10
>>29513170
This is actually a high IQ play as these cars actually appreciate in value
>>29513317
enjoy your mid engine, otherwise 10/10
>>29513634
10/10 as always
>>29513644
The s stands for spit, 5/10
>>29513833
10/10 choice anon, you gmi
>>29514076
based and futurepilled, 10/10
>>29514306
undeniably based 10/10
>>29514494
you will be the envy of all the asian men, and final fantasy gamers within a 100mile radius
>>29514547
acura nsx, goes up in value and still has that retro supercar look, 10/10
>>29515353
It's a mercedes. Ugly looking body, so 9/10
>>29515398
Color,lights and grill +,enjoy your maintence costs: 9/10
>>29515907
10/10

[Anonymous No.29516768]

>>29509567
Porsche
GT(insert number here) or GT(insert number here)RS
I'm personally getting GT4RS

[Anonymous No.29516852]

>>29516617
can r34s be imported yet? i own one cost me about 40k, worldwide people are begging to buy it willing to pay 120k. they got sold one at jap auction for 1m because it was untouched, only had test track miles on it.

[Anonymous No.29516874]

>>29516702
mustangs are ok. I like this body style. Girls won't car because its a mustang and they think "vroom vroom" 10/10
>>29516738
Based and late 1900s pilled, enjoy creating your own parts from scratch. I think you might want to take a look at gentoo for an OS to match: 10/10

[Anonymous No.29517039]

I will go later this year for Giulia quadrifoglio for sure
Already had a test ride and I am in love

[Anonymous No.29517053]

>>29509567
>immediately wasting away 1/10th of your crypto earnings

[Anonymous No.29517099]

everyone knows euro wagons are respectable

[Anonymous No.29517132]

Subaru Forester.

Know multiple actual millionaires that drive Subaru Foresters and don't care about awful reliability and maintenance costs, just like the AWD.

Know another multimillionaire who drives a 15 year old Volvo V70 wagon.

[Anonymous No.29517141]

>>29509567
Audi rsq8 is dope
Has the Lamborghini urus engine with a bigger transmission and like 75k cheaper.

[Anonymous No.29517254]

>>29516874
mustangs indeed 10/10. I have a 2020 GT. I haven't 'made it' but i've made it enough to have the car I've always wanted and not worry about the cost. Have to think about what my 'really made it' car is

[Anonymous No.29517286]

>>29512373
depends on where you live
I live in Vancouver and there are way more Maserati than Corvette

[Anonymous No.29517297]

>>29516874
its a mercedes you can still buy spare parts at your local mercedes shop.

[Anonymous No.29517328]

>>29515907
The new C63 is confirmed 4 cylinder............

[Anonymous No.29517338]

get a comfy merc

[Anonymous No.29517428]

>>29516768
>I'm personally getting GT4RS
Do you have an allocation?
Becuase my experiences with porsche have been pretty poor.

[Anonymous No.29517589]

>>29517132
redpill is, if you have a mindset to blow cash only flashy shit, youll never make it.

bill gates is a faggot but he still drives a shitbox. assad drives a fucking civic kek.

[Anonymous No.29517625]

>>29509567
Anon, whatever car you get don't get a 4 popper if you live in a region that doesn't have insane tax on bigger engines. Also get a warranty especially if you get anything that's not asian. Don't let the naysayers sway you from your Italian crushes, they drive superbly, but it would be stupid to get one without a good warranty.

[Anonymous No.29517717]

>>29509732
nigger cars.

CONSUUUMMEEEEERRR

[Anonymous No.29517746]

go for a 996
costs $20k
mostly reliable, can turn into a hobby working and servicing on it yourself every other month
very good for a daily, no need to baby it, get a manual, authentic raw driving experience

[Anonymous No.29517793]

>>29509567
>>29511700

All joking aside, G Class - standard, perhaps AMG, not the 6x6.
Probably apart from highly-collectible, limited run etc. exotics, this is the least depreciating car you can buy new (early 00's models still fetch for around $40k, can't say the same for S-class).
Glorified by Kardashians and just about every other B-grade celebrity, its etched in every bitches simple brain so you'll be pulling pussy left right and centre.
Very well build and equipped, also highly capable on and off road, it is my 'make it' car.

[Anonymous No.29517874]

>>29517717
comsuuumneeeee

[Anonymous No.29518017]

>>29517793
>its etched in every bitches simple brain so you'll be pulling pussy left right and centre.
whats the point of getting a car to flex on golddiggers?
just go on seeking arangement and cut the chase

[Anonymous No.29518084]

get a 5 series bmw (not the sedan version, i dunno how burgers call the one with actual storage space in the back)
or a porsche macan s

both have great utility, drive very nicely and are neither poor nor rich peoples cars

[Anonymous No.29518230]

ghiblis have really annoying interfaces OP

>t. gf drives one

[Anonymous No.29518369]

>>29518230
what does she spank you with?

[Anonymous No.29518490]

>>29517297
interesting i stand corrected
>>29517254
Seeing so many mustangs in my area gets old. Though the GT is pretty nice. Reminds me of my best friend who passed away; he was really into mustangs & tons of hilariously fun memories were made in his.

[Anonymous No.29518547]

>>29517793
I unironically want one. But it is the epitome of “I am rich plz rob me”

[Anonymous No.29518628]

Car threads always remind me how dumb you mother fuckers are

[Anonymous No.29518736]

>>29509567
Tesla Model Y. Dont fall for the gas Jew.

[Anonymous No.29518808]

>>29518736
>See Why ID
Also you don’t have to interact with poors at the gas station ever again.

[Anonymous No.29519421]

>>29518369
She unironically wears a tail plug for me every night. Daddy has 4 porches.

[Anonymous No.29519716]

a clean C4 manual Corvette does it for me

[Anonymous No.29519771]

Lexus LC500

[Anonymous No.29519964]

>>29516456
just look in the mirror and you will see what an insecure homosexual faggot looks like

[Anonymous No.29520208]

>>29516617
nigga all the 90s japanese shit is pumping in price already. burgers are buying them up and storing them nippon side until they can be uploaded. No more deals to be had even the brokers will tell you that.

[black star !x8ngkAZjXE No.29520342]

Apparently this car. It's what my boss went out to do what you want op

[Anonymous No.29520548]

>>29520342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_-YQd0sqyo

[Anonymous No.29520585]

>>29511458
Absolutely this

[Anonymous No.29520642]

>>29510735
are you a fucking roach living in germany? jesus christ

[Anonymous No.29520922]

>>29513644
great for youngster people, specially if you want to go out camping, its JimNy tho, but yeah, i also like to call it Jimmy, i always top kek with that.
Im between that and the Swift Sport, the turbo motor on that fella is fucking insane

[Anonymous No.29520993]

>>29513433
How can the 911 compete with a vehicle that doesn't exist, dipshit

[Anonymous No.29521024]

>>29509567
maser is patrician. giulia is lease bargain crowd.

[Anonymous No.29521097]

>>29513433
evtards are always the same, thinking all of driving is about acceleration. In the 90s your type would mod a 6k shitbucket into 600hp and think you're cooler than the dude with a stock ferrari who you can technically beat in a drag race but who doesn't spend one second of his day thinking about you

does the passenger seat of your tesla vibrate at 6k hz, soaking the panties of all atop it, when you redline out of a tight corner as your hands deftly downshift from third to first, firmly clicking your beautiful leather and steel shift lever satisfyingly into place?

[Anonymous No.29521235]

>>29509567
Fiat 128/Miata or the Fiata.

[Anonymous No.29521477]

this beautiful lady

[Anonymous No.29521723]

>>29521097
>"does the passenger seat of your tesla vibrate at 6k hz, soaking the panties of all atop it, when you redline out of a tight corner as your hands deftly downshift from third to first, firmly clicking your beautiful leather and steel shift lever satisfyingly into place?"

[Anonymous No.29521885]

>>29510067
modern trucks are so dumb

[Anonymous No.29521931]

>>29510735
My dad had one of those
He likes his corvette better

[Anonymous No.29521943]

>>29521723
I look precisely like that image and I'm proud of it

[Anonymous No.29522017]

>>29521943
kek

[Anonymous No.29522026]

I'm getting a volvo xc90

[Anonymous No.29522147]

>>29517132
yeah, the subaru and volvo wagons are mainstays of the lowkey rich. something like a v60 cross country. most of them also have an old 911 of some sort
>>29517589
>porsche taycan
>shitbox
gates has a collection of porsches, including a 959. also has some mercedes and a tesla x. warren buffet just has an old cadillac xts that he bought used

[Anonymous No.29522332]

>>29519716
mom inherited one from my grandpa when he passed, she said it didn't handle very well

[Anonymous No.29522404]

Saab 900

This timeless Swedish car will not only make you look rich, but it will also make you look smart. If there’s a car that will give you Ph.D. vibes, the Saab 900 is that car. You can find very well maintained examples with only 60k miles for around 10,000 dollars.

[Anonymous No.29522480]

>>29517717
Kek what kind of car do you drive? Probably take a grey hound bus with the niggers because of much consoomer meme. Ngmi

[Anonymous No.29522524]

>>29509567
>Alfa Romeo Giulia vs Maserati Ghibli
>something practical and an everyday car

bruh both those cars are shit reliability. get a toyota supra unironically

[Anonymous No.29522639]

>>29509567
low key rich people cars are:
- Chevrolet Suburban Premier
- Basically any Volvo, especially the wagons (think gustavo fring)
- Toyota Landcruisers
and honestly basically every billionaire owns at least one S-Class

your choices are fun and sound great, but they're just shitty cryslers and are for people who want to look rich but aren't (so it a way that kinda equates to your "screams rich but not too rich")

>>29522026
this is a good choice

[Anonymous No.29522730]

>>29522404
I unironically really love Saabs for my climate but they're so hard to find and so expensive

[Anonymous No.29522801]

>>29522639
fuck forgot pic
This is what every super rich person I know rolls around in on a regular basis; often driven. Sure many have other cars for fun and stuff, but the premier is the everyday family car

[Anonymous No.29522923]

>>29511700
Checked and based. Glad to see this posted more in these car threads - I though biz was a lost cause with all the pajeet-tier ricers and retarded sports cars. Who in the right mind would cuck himself by getting a car that is confined to roads and restricted by ((their)) laws?

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>>29511325
The only right choice, /biz/ is classless

[Anonymous No.29524013]

>>29510067
Faggot. Pure gay cope
Get a Tesla, OP.

[Anonymous No.29524106]

>>29512105
Gimp Aston. Fails at being a sedan because you have no room and fails at being a 2 door because it’s a sedan. Just get a Rolls if you want this shit.

[Anonymous No.29524154]

>>29515702
>t. drives a fwd "luxury" car

[Anonymous No.29524255]

>>29517793

That's the first car that came to my mind also

[Anonymous No.29524265]

>>29518490
Sorry about your bro, bro. I'm a bong so having a mustang gt here is a real head turner. Not a common sight or sound.

[Anonymous No.29524268]

2009 Hyundai sonata

[Anonymous No.29524319]

>>29510173
Be a good sheep and jump on the tesla bandwagon

[Anonymous No.29524437]

>>29509737
>>29513433
>>29516738
>>29518736
>>29524013
>doge car

[Anonymous No.29524462]

>>29510067
small penis alert.

[Anonymous No.29524466]

>>29521097
>does the passenger seat of your tesla vibrate at 6k hz, soaking the panties of all atop it, when you redline out of a tight corner as your hands deftly downshift from third to first, firmly clicking your beautiful leather and steel shift lever satisfyingly into place?
thanks just sold 100k

[Anonymous No.29524573]

>>29524462
>CONFUCIUS SAY IF YOU DONT LIKE GAY YOU GAY YOSELF
>CONFUCIUS SAY IF YOU BIG CAR YOU SMARR PERIS

[Anonymous No.29524693]

>>29509567
Whatever you do, don't buy a Ghibli; its just a Fiat Chrysler piece of unreliable shit that screams new money or lease

[Anonymous No.29524728]

>>29509567
Giula is actually a very decent car. Highly recommend and many are on good lease deals atm.

[Anonymous No.29524748]

>>29522404
>>29522730
Based. I will resurrect SAAB myself.. Phoenix platform would've been wonderful.. Alfa Romeo Guilia is what I'm lookin at as well.

[Anonymous No.29524777]

>>29524437
Cope petrolsipper. EVchads are taking over

[Anonymous No.29524800]

>>29509567
Merc saloon/wagon. Any audi. Any European SUV. Toyota Land Cruiser/Lexus equivalent. tesla if you like cock

[Anonymous No.29524859]

>>29509567
I was looking at a Maserati Ghibli with my dad and explaining that they're super cheap, super unreliable, and parts-binned to the max, until the owner came along and in the most college student voice I've ever heard, said:

"Hehe, like my Rati?"

I said yes to keep things from escalating because he had that look that you know he would try to fight you or get in your face if you crossed him one wrong way. (living in a college town you can usually tell these types of people right away) I wanted so badly to say, "you mean your Chrysler Fiat?" And "Don't blow a tranny" as he drove off

My dad an I still laugh to this day at this kid with a glorified Dodge Dart.

"Like my Rati??"

[Anonymous No.29525025]

This is the only right answer

[Anonymous No.29525234]

>>29524777
Cope batteryfag. I don't have to charge my car every night like it's a gay phone.

[Anonymous No.29525533]

>>29509567

Porsche 911 or GTR.

If it's gotta have 4 doors: Tesla Model S Performance.

[Anonymous No.29525553]

>>29511325
Holy fuck its beautiful. Looks like a late 80s mercedes. Is it a real model?

[Anonymous No.29525602]

>>29509567
Both are fairly unreliable after 20k miles

[Anonymous No.29525613]

>>29510067
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.29525728]

>>29525553
Lexus LS 400

[Anonymous No.29525746]

>>29519716
If you want a c4 at least get the zr 1.

[Anonymous No.29525946]

>>29510067
Based. My father owns a 2020 silverado, its dope af,specially if you use it for transporting heavy shit

[Anonymous No.29526115]

>>29522801
Everytime i see those cars it reminds me of jack bauer.

[Anonymous No.29526806]

>>29525553
You want late 80s Mercedes too?

[Anonymous No.29527404]

>>29517589
Bill Gates and people like him do it because they're trying to project an image of normalcy and low key. It's propaganda like Buffet drinking coke and going to diary queen. Can't enjoy a Forrester on the race track

[Anonymous No.29527727]

>>29512048
based

[Anonymous No.29527853]

>>29525553
tits or gtfo

[Anonymous No.29527960]

go with a japanese car if you dont want to blow thousands in repairs and maintenence fees every year for an exotic emblem on your hood

[Anonymous No.29528134]

>>29522524
Giulia reliability is actually not bad anymore. Service is expensive but reliability improved dramatically with chrysler/fiat acquisition.

And the handling on the car is superb.

t. Patrician Giulia owner

[Anonymous No.29528318]

>>29509567
>recently minted crypto millionaire
that better be multiple millions or you're not gonna make it.
calculate what you'd make a year from having your shekels in an index fund, minus public inflation numbers +1.5% (cost of living goes up faster)
divide that by 2 in case of a market crash. take away capital gains tax.

and don't forget, you have to actually put that amount into safeish investments before that's a thing.

[Anonymous No.29528333]

>>29511916
Jaaaags are Indian cars. As are Land Rovers. Or at least they were the last time I checked.
How comfortable are you driving something that's been built by a company under Pajeet control?

[Anonymous No.29528513]

>>29517039
Hideous

[Anonymous No.29528632]

G wagon

[Anonymous No.29528937]

[Anonymous No.29529091]

Man you people have shit taste.

[Anonymous No.29529107]

>>29509567
Porsche you stupid idiot.

[Anonymous No.29529119]

Audi e-tron GT

[Anonymous No.29529179]

imagine buying something that's going to immediately lose like $100k in value and have rod bearings shredded within a few months. it's like buying dogecoin at the peak.

buy something like pic to endlessly claim value increases as retards crash them in races, and drive it to the store every once in awhile.

[Anonymous No.29529315]

>>29515909

Same, want to get the f250 megaraptor

[Anonymous No.29529589]

>>29510735
Solid choice, I’ll be getting an M2C this time next year, m3 is a good choice too or an cts-v