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29493204 No.29493204 [Reply] [Original]

I gave my girlfriend access to my crypto wallet just incase anything ever happened to me, and she dumped me and emptied the wallet.

>> No.29493280
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAH

>> No.29493284
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>>29493204
you should take the vaccine

>> No.29493296

So?

>> No.29493360
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAH

>> No.29493390

Did you have any Parsnips to travel back in time?

>> No.29493402

>>29493284
Kek, yep he needs all 3 doses, right in the neck

>> No.29493505
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OOOH MAN

THAT LITTLE WHORE GOT YOU DIDNT SHE

>> No.29493521

Surely this was your decoy wallet with just enough money for her to think it might be real?

>> No.29493563

>>29493204
And then everyone clapped

>> No.29493564

>>29493204
>gave his seed phrase
>doesn’t have multi sig transactions
Ngmi

>> No.29493739
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>>29493204
oh nonono

>> No.29493824

>>29493521
$375 is sure to impress any normie

>> No.29493852

>>29493204
Don't do that...
Yeah it's too late, but why don't you ask biz before doing something that stupid. She trapped you or something? You have too much faith in humanity anon.

>> No.29493866

>>29493204
you deserve it.

>> No.29493953

Is it legal for her to do that?

>> No.29494019

>>29493204
nice larp women can't use computers.

>> No.29494026
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>>29493204
>trusting
>women
>with
>anything

>> No.29494116

>>29493204
>doesn't have the bulk of his crypto in his wallet and the leftovers in a "wallet"
>didn't give her access to the "wallet" as a shit test to see what happens when she's handed a vast amount of your personal wealth
>you actually just gave her your fucking actual crypto wallet
furthermore,
>giving a woman access to your crypto at all
>having your gf even know you possess crypto at all
No sympathy

>> No.29494141

>1 post by this ID

>> No.29494201

bullshit, even if she did you could track it down because she would be too retarded to tumble and monero up, fuck off larping faggot you didnt even have a gf to begin with

>> No.29494906

>>29493390
How can I use parsnips to travel back in time?

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>>29493204
ROASTED

>> No.29495133

>>29493204
No you didn't.
>1 post by this ID
Season the options

>> No.29495313

>>29493204
>95% of the people posting in the thread actually believe this is real
Holy fuck, /biz/ really became a normie board

>> No.29495491

>>29493953
I WILL MAKE IT LEGAL

>> No.29495508

>>29495313
biz has been larping relentlessly for months now faggot, when was the last time you've seen OP with a pic?

>> No.29495516

>>29493204

I don't want to believe it, anon.

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>>29493204
>tfw being an incel literally pays off

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every day this fcking larping retard
can you please fck off already
useless nigger.

>> No.29495900

>>29493953
No court would side with the man anyway

>> No.29495993

>>29493204
My girlfriends will never know about my wallets.