/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.29478936]

blood in the streets edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>I love Lum
https://4anime.to/anime/urusei-yatsura

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

>>29477494

[Anonymous No.29478987]

I’m dead

[Anonymous No.29478988]

oof owie my life savings

[Anonymous No.29478996]

FIRST FOR FUCK KIKES

[Anonymous No.29478999]

THE WRITING WAS ON THE WALL

[Anonymous No.29479003]

is this the bottom?

[Anonymous No.29479005]

LUM SAVE US PLEASE

[Anonymous No.29479007]

NO MORE LUMPOSTING
>ALWAYS RANPOSTING
NO MORE LUMPOSTING
>ALWAYS RANPOSTING

[Anonymous No.29479008]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
....

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.29479014]

>>29478627
>You were given the formula for volatility decay
What the fuck is wrong with you?
An aggregate of a series of normally distributed returns will decay. That's it. That's what it says.
That's now how stocks work though.
You're in complete denial, man.
You haven't addressed anything I've said.

[Anonymous No.29479021]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.29479022]

Bros ...every position I have is red

[Anonymous No.29479042]

>>29479003
THE
RIDE
NEVER
ENDS

[Anonymous No.29479044]

OIL barons, we're the first to recover

[Anonymous No.29479047]

>>29478936

Did you know that the average penny silver stock went up 150 times in price, when the price of silver merely doubled? Think about that for a moment. The AVERAGE penny silver stock—I'm not talking about one or two stocks here—the AVERAGE one—went up 150 TIMES—when silver merely DOUBLED. One company, Coeur d'Alene, even went up 1000x! Does this sound unbelievable to you? Well, trust me, it’s really true. It happened between 1962 and 1968, and similar things have taken place in subsequent silver bull markets. The data is common knowledge among academics, and is right there to read in Doug Casey’s 1980 classic economics book “Crisis Investing.”

Bayhorse Silver (TSXV: BHS; OTCBB: KXPLF; FSE: 7KXN) is one of the only penny silver stocks which can DEMONSTRABLY go 100x from here at $60 silver. This is on the basis of imminent production (1.3 million ounces per year) and future cash flow (cost per ounce as low as $7) at a 30x cash-flow valuation, vs present market cap, which is minuscule—only $20 million! At $60 silver, you could turn a $1000 investment into $100,000. At $1000 silver, Bayhorse might go 2000x—you could turn $1000 into $2 million!

$60 silver is obviously inevitable. But what’s more, the COMEX is going to break, imminently. 20-day deliveries of 10.4 million from 02/19/21 are the highest amount ever over the past 20 years. If that breakage happens, silver could go anywhere, from $500 to $5000. Where is the price of Bayhorse then? Don’t miss the opportunity of a lifetime in BHS! We’re still at rock bottom, and, without exaggeration, this investment might be bigger than 2011 Bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.29479046]

*destroys the market

nothing personal kiddo

[Anonymous No.29479054]

St. Ignatius of Laconi, the patron saint of beggars, blesses (You) and blesses the global financial market.

[Anonymous No.29479053]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.29479061]

I GUESS I GOT
WHAT I DESERVED

[Anonymous No.29479063]

I TRIED SO HARD

[Anonymous No.29479067]

bought the dip.. this was fun. bye guys

[Anonymous No.29479068]

Stop taking so long to make threads you bastards.

[Anonymous No.29479078]

>>29478936
Just remember the Amazon and Blackberry webimar today. Also, look at BB's stock.

[Anonymous No.29479077]

FUG :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.29479082]

IM RECOOOOOOOOOOVERING

[Anonymous No.29479086]

FUCKING POWELLL GO TALK ALREADY AND MAKE NUMBER GO UP

[Anonymous No.29479090]

>start getting into the market a couple of weeks ago
>don't panic on red days because it will recover right haha
>I've only been in the red since I started
Fuck

[Anonymous No.29479095]

Dude FRX getting RAPED like damn.

[Anonymous No.29479097]

Holy fuck I lost 100k in 2 days

[Anonymous No.29479098]

Is that all you have? I want to see this shit at 400 by Friday

[Anonymous No.29479106]

Bought more SRAC

[Anonymous No.29479109]

KILL ALL KIKES

HEIL HITLER

[Anonymous No.29479112]

RED LINE GO DOWN

[Anonymous No.29479114]

this was planned. this is why we didnt get second stimmy.

they didnt want us to buy this beautiful dip fellow poor bros. they dont want us to make it!

[Anonymous No.29479117]

Please told me you bought anon

[Anonymous No.29479119]

>>29478936
>log into trading account
>stocks have been doing fucking well recently
>...share values down almost 20%
Kill me

[Anonymous No.29479122]

fun is over bobo's

[Anonymous No.29479126]

>>29479022
same

[Anonymous No.29479130]

>only hold PLTR, MARA and RIOT
>50%+ of my account wiped out

[Anonymous No.29479131]

>>29479044
>morning panic is over
>Suncor only down 1.5%
nice....

[Anonymous No.29479136]

i kneel

[Anonymous No.29479138]

WAKE ME UP
CANT WAKE UP

[Anonymous No.29479140]

You were supposed to be good, wtf

[Anonymous No.29479145]

>>29478936
I SOLD MY CALLS AT THE BOTTOM IM NOT USUALLY THIS FUCKING RETARDED

[Anonymous No.29479147]

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

[Anonymous No.29479150]

just buy more retards

[Anonymous No.29479152]

>>29478936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld9C5y5cag4
This is the beginning of the end

[Anonymous No.29479158]

You might be down, but at least you didn't realize the pit.
Right?

[Anonymous No.29479160]

CHOO CHOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH I FEEL NOTHING

[Anonymous No.29479162]

I couldn't do it guys, this is too much bobo for me. I sold everything taking 18% gains. Only holding SNE new which I bought at 350@78$.
Gonna wait for the market to cool off and then buy back at a discount.

[Anonymous No.29479163]

>>29479022
Bought some SOXL, some TQQQ. And I'll buy some more if Bitfarms doesn't go below $4.
RED is buy!
Nothing changed, YOU FILTHY FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.29479166]

STARTING TO RECOVER, ANYONE ELSE? THE BOTTOM IS IN?

[Anonymous No.29479168]

>>29479044

$NRGU held strong

Oil barons rise up

[Anonymous No.29479170]

>Buy WHEN because its shilled
>CEO President becomes a former Director of Mossad

[Anonymous No.29479175]

REBOUND INCOMIG, OIL CHADS
XOM IS GETTING THEIR SHIT TOGETHER

[Anonymous No.29479176]

Do I top up on SU cheapies

[Anonymous No.29479177]

tell me what LEAPS to buy and I may well buy them

[Anonymous No.29479178]

>>29479022
YEAH I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEE
FREEEE FAAALLIN'

[Anonymous No.29479179]

Hopefully shit goes back up a bit...I can deal with a 12% loss for the day, but a 20% loss is just too much.

[Anonymous No.29479187]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH I BOUGHT NOK IN 6.3 ITS LITERALLY -97 PERCENT

[Anonymous No.29479196]

>>29479003
Hope not, I want every plebbitor flushed out.

[Anonymous No.29479200]

>>29479130
MARA and RIOT will recover when Bitcoin pumps again but you wont have any liquidity for a while

[Anonymous No.29479208]

WHAT IS FOR SALE?

[Anonymous No.29479210]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.29479217]

if last digit is odd, that was the bottom.

[Anonymous No.29479224]

Wow Altria even couldn't escape a big for Altria dip here of 1%.

[Anonymous No.29479225]

>>29478936
>buy the dip!

[Anonymous No.29479227]

>got my friend into the market a week ago by having him buy a share of MOON
>market dies

[Anonymous No.29479235]

>held SQQQ overnight
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.29479241]

i-i've seen enough. shut down the stock market for the day ... please jerome... shut it down...

[Anonymous No.29479243]

AMD AMD AMD AMD AMD AMD AMD AMD AMD AMD AMD

[Anonymous No.29479248]

BUY THE CHEAPIES
>BUY THE CHEAPIES
BUY THE CHEAPIES
>BUY THE CHEAPIES
BUY THE CHEAPIES
>BUY THE CHEAPIES
BUY THE CHEAPIES
>BUY THE CHEAPIES

[Anonymous No.29479249]

>WKHS
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK

[Anonymous No.29479255]

HARDER DUMP IT MORE I WANT THE PINK

[Anonymous No.29479258]

Fuck you Lum tranny injecting your faggotry in times like these

[Anonymous No.29479263]

Please tell me you all loaded up on BFARF at 4.50. You are all going to regret this for the rest of your life if you missed out on this 30% discount. I thank you market for crashing, idc that I had to sell a ton of stuff for deep red, you dump me, I dump all my cash into BFARF.

PLEASE TELL ME I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO WENT ALL IN ON 4.50 BFARF.

[Anonymous No.29479265]

>>29479136
lol

[Anonymous No.29479269]

>all my stocks moving in exactly the same way
I hate the market.

[Anonymous No.29479270]

I FELL FOR ANOTHER PAJEET SCAM. FUCK LUM AND FUCK CRBP

[Anonymous No.29479274]

>>29479078
Green ID confirms BB is going to escape the NASDUMP gravity well.

[Anonymous No.29479276]

can ryoko be our new retro anime girl now that Lum is dead to us?

[Anonymous No.29479279]

cash gang report in!

down 0% today! UwU

[Anonymous No.29479287]

>>29479044
>>29479168
OIL CHADS RISE UP, BOBO WILL BE DROWNED IN THE FIELD.

[Anonymous No.29479299]

bought 100 Apple shares during the dip, now I will keep selling CCs till I breakeven or I go out with a big win.

[Anonymous No.29479302]

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIG GER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER N I G G E R NIGGER NIGGE R NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

[Tell Me If You Sold Your CRBP No.29479305]

It Violently Upsets Me That Some Of You Are Not Accumulating CRBP On The Dip

[Anonymous No.29479307]

>>29479047
Gonna need some silver hands for this, eh?

[Anonymous No.29479308]

>>29478943
You can't be certain because they move alot. But look for the buy orders of 100 and sell orders of 100. They go back and forth all day keeping the price. When the price drops all the group of 100 buy orders shifts down to a new price area. Then the sell order group of 100 pushes the price down to it. They all were lined up around 505 for a minute or two so I assumed we were going down to it.

[Anonymous No.29479319]

>>29479255
Hoping for 50%+ dump so I can buy soxl at rock bottom and make it within 2 years.

[Anonymous No.29479321]

Give me my stimulus money so that I might buy the fucken dip.

[Anonymous No.29479323]

>CRBP near $4
>Get swindled by crbpajeet
>Wait for a dip and buy at 3.40 thinking I'm smart
>Has been going down since
How fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.29479324]

>>29478936
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.29479326]

>>29478987
I'm up 20% today, why are you guys so bad at making money LOL

[Anonymous No.29479327]

>>29479175
Pls moar of her

[Anonymous No.29479334]

>>29478936
holy shit bros are we at war?

[Anonymous No.29479345]

HAHAHAHA FUCK IT IM GOING ON MARGIN TO BUY THIS DIP WISH ME LUCK

[Anonymous No.29479353]

You DID thank Bobo for giving a fire sale on shares at open didn't you?

[Anonymous No.29479355]

you did buy the PLTR dip, right anon?

[Anonymous No.29479357]

My only holding is the fish and I think I'm about to scream.

[Anonymous No.29479360]

ITS OVER ITS OVER
ITS ALL FALLEN APART

[Anonymous No.29479362]

BFARF BOYS WE ARE MAKING S COMEBACK. EVERYONE WHO SOLD EARLIER IS DESTINED TO NEVER MAKE MONEY AND WILL BE OUR WAGE SLAVES WHEN WE BECOME RICH

[Anonymous No.29479364]

>>29479334

[Anonymous No.29479373]

it's going to end in green isn't it.

[Anonymous No.29479379]

>>29478936
Sold everything. Went from an ATH to losing 15%.
I will buy back cruise lines in a week

[Anonymous No.29479381]

>>29479307

BHS shareholders know the value of what they have.

[Anonymous No.29479382]

The good thing is that this is how the weimar republic started and we know what comes after. Lets choose a minority to blame. I choose the slant eyed yellow nighers to take blame

http://www.strawpoll.me/42686676
http://www.strawpoll.me/42686676
http://www.strawpoll.me/42686676
http://www.strawpoll.me/42686676

https://youtu.be/VScSEXRwUqQ

[Anonymous No.29479390]

>>29479187
I dont understand who even owns enough NOK to panic dump it

[Anonymous No.29479399]

>>29478936
> Extra -5% after a red week
I believe in my picks, but I become less and less confident in the market as a whole.

[Anonymous No.29479408]

LINK TO JPOW HEARING

[Anonymous No.29479413]

>>29478936
Negress stole my bike!

[Anonymous No.29479424]

>>29479126
>CLF
every day really is pain.

[Anonymous No.29479425]

>>29479307
HODL

[Anonymous No.29479431]

BUY WHEN THERE'S BLOOD IN THE STREETS
EVEN IF IT'S YOUR OWN
AND A WHOLE LOT OF MY OWN BLOOD IS WASHING DOWN THE FUCKING GUTTER RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.29479439]

>>29479362
DONT GET COCKY NIGGER YOU'LL FUCKING JINKS IT

[Anonymous No.29479451]

HOLY SHIT OIL BROS, XOM STRAIGHT BOUNCED BACK UP TO PREMARKET

>>29479327
>her

[Anonymous No.29479454]

THANK BOBO
>THANK BOBO
THANK BOBO
>THANK BOBO
THANK BOBO
>THANK BOBO
THANK BOBO
>THANK BOBO

[Anonymous No.29479461]

JPOW IN ONE MINUTE

[Anonymous No.29479465]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.29479471]

EVERYTHING I HAVE IS JUST A SINGLE STICK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Tell Me If You Sold Your CRBP No.29479488]

>>29479323
You are foolish for not buying more CRBP today if you have the cash to do so.

[Anonymous No.29479491]

>>29479323
I think we're pretty fucked.

[Anonymous No.29479493]

>>29479263

[Anonymous No.29479496]

I SOLD THE FUCKING BOTTOM

I HATE STOCKS

[Anonymous No.29479500]

>>29479461
LINK!?!??!?!?!?

[Anonymous No.29479503]

>>29479200
I'm too far down, I'm just holding on now

[Anonymous No.29479506]

>>29479424
>i bought at $17 like a retard

[Anonymous No.29479510]

>>29479362
I BOUGHT THE BOTTOM, EXCITEMENT HAS REACHED MAXIMUM LEVELS

[Anonymous No.29479514]

>>29479140
This is your chance to buy at a discount.

[Anonymous No.29479517]

>>29479355
What do you guys see in PLTR? It looks like a proper decline and not a dip

[Anonymous No.29479519]

boy I sure am glad I own TGTX!

[Anonymous No.29479525]

i swear, they are just dumping this whole market to keep silver low

[Anonymous No.29479530]

aaaand we're back

[Anonymous No.29479536]

I'm a fucking idiot
>Show my wife my folio when it was at it's peak, $16,800
>It's now $7,000
She asks "how are your stocks doing hun?" To which I reply
>Ehh a down a bit but we'll get there again

[Anonymous No.29479547]

>>29479319
As someone balls deep in soxl. I second this so I can get loans or pull savings to make it. Expecially before the split

[Anonymous No.29479554]

>>29479461
MONEY PRINTER IS OFF
SELL EVERYTHING TO HEDGIES
YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND BE HAPPY

[Anonymous No.29479558]

>>29479224

$MO is a Fucken champ. Does not faulted

[Anonymous No.29479559]

BBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG

[Anonymous No.29479575]

LLIT wtf? thanks for more cheapies i guess

[Anonymous No.29479581]

>>29479461
PREPARE FOR THE LEGENDARY DUMP

[Anonymous No.29479586]

alright.. who sold the bottom? come clean i want to laugh at you

[Anonymous No.29479591]

how low can SOXL go?

[Anonymous No.29479595]

>>29479431
How much are you down on your LEAPS?

[Anonymous No.29479594]

>>29479263
Just bought at 5, it's good enough for me

[Anonymous No.29479607]

I bought more PLTR, and my last 50$ of free capital will be dumped on anything at the bottom. Now i can only watch as all of my realised gains since December are now unrealised losses.

I only pity that i didn't held even more cash to buy from all the dips.

[Anonymous No.29479610]

>>29479208
Everything.

[Anonymous No.29479611]

>>29479536
>showing your wife your stocks
that's a mistake.

[Anonymous No.29479622]

>>29479488
Leave me alone I already have plenty

[Anonymous No.29479626]

>>29479530
it's going to be this fucking line again today
like every day

[Anonymous No.29479636]

hahaha holy shit amdtards got used and abused this month

[Anonymous No.29479646]

i miss him

[Anonymous No.29479649]

>mfw literally 100% of my portfolio in blue chip tech
>down 3.27% in a matter of hours

might as well just trade crypto at this point

[Anonymous No.29479657]

buy SOXL?

[Anonymous No.29479659]

PACB rising fast fuck I knew it I sold the bottom AAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.29479661]

Everything is tanking

[Anonymous No.29479663]

>>29479014
>>29478295
>An underlying can never decay against itself.
You are an ignorant low IQ fool. No ETF is its own underlying. They are all based on an index. Imagine a 3x ETF, 2x, 1.5x, 1.01x, 1x, 0.99x, 0.5x and the concommitant decay. It's a continuum. Your error should be obvious to you.

[Anonymous No.29479664]

>>29479425
Only way I'd sell is if the Jews promised me a second holocaust.

[Anonymous No.29479677]

What dip would you swing?

[Anonymous No.29479686]

Two threads. You all spergin out. Must be your first red day.

Walk away from the screen.

[Anonymous No.29479687]

> down 1.6%
i try and i try and nothing good ever happens :'(

[Anonymous No.29479689]

>>29479345

[Anonymous No.29479690]

>>29479536
I'm deaddd. I know this feeling. Uhmmmmm just a minor dip hun no worries ell o ell

[Anonymous No.29479703]

>>29479517
look again, look at that V recovery just from this dip, you'd have to be a moron to miss this stock.

[Anonymous No.29479715]

roll green ID for a green week

[Anonymous No.29479726]

>>29479586
I SOLD THE BOTTOM

I SOLD THE BOTTOM

I SOLD THE BOTTOM

FUCKING PANICKING FREAKING OUT CLICKING BUTTONS SCREAMING AT MY PHONE

[Anonymous No.29479728]

JEROME-SAMA
IT'S TIME
BRING OUT THE FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE

[Anonymous No.29479732]

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP HEARING IS ABOUT TO START


WE'RE ABOUT TO SEE JPOW MAGIC AND PUMP THE MARKET UP

[Anonymous No.29479737]

[Anonymous No.29479739]

>>29479657
i wish i had enough to leverage down on it

[Anonymous No.29479740]

>>29479208
Nothing. Wait a few more weeks for -50%.

[Anonymous No.29479749]

If you dont buy the MP dip youre a fucking retard.

[Tell Me If You Sold Your CRBP No.29479750]

>>29479622
No. I will pester you like an autistic mosquito about accumulating CRBP until finally the day comes where you want to suck me off.

[Anonymous No.29479759]

>>29479715
>pink

[Anonymous No.29479761]

>*cough* *cough* (spits out blood on the ground)
>"...you...call...that...a dump....*cough cough*...heh heh...bells not rung yet..."

[Anonymous No.29479765]

>>29479646
>vox
If I ever meet one those vox faggots I will beat them into a closed-casket funeral.

[Anonymous No.29479777]

>you got shaked out
>you sold the bottom
READ MY LIPS
NOT
GONNA
MAKE
IT

[Anonymous No.29479778]

Made and ez $300 bucks off that GEVO dip

[Anonymous No.29479794]

DNN bros, wake me up when February ends. Dark pool March calls are my only hopium to atleast break even, though everything I read says that long term it’s a good play. I just want out so I can gamble more with day trades

[Anonymous No.29479805]

>>29479611
Nah fuck that I love my wife. She lets me invest money how I want and spend it how I want.

[Anonymous No.29479810]

it's gonna be march 2020 again except this time th

[Anonymous No.29479811]

CRBP investors club

[Anonymous No.29479814]

>>29479408
https://www.banking.senate.gov/hearings/02/12/2021/the-semiannual-monetary-policy-report-to-the-congress

[Anonymous No.29479815]

-3% today
I dont feel good at all bros. All my measly gains — gone.

Also, look at this pottery in the news
> the crash is not anytime soon
> *2.5 hrs later*
> here's what you should buy during this crash

[Anonymous No.29479817]

>>29479536
Buy some BHS so you can impress her with the horsedick huge gainz.

[Anonymous No.29479826]

>CRYPTO BUBBLE POPPED
>SPAC BUBBLE POPPED
>TECH BUBBLE POPPED
>EV BUBBLE POPPED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.29479832]

>>29479595
I liquidated my LEAPs for SOXL last Thursday
I would be down more on my LEAPs actually, so it worked out I guess

[Anonymous No.29479838]

>>29479737
lololol I remember this shit. That's why you never make big predictions in public like that unless you're really fucking sure of yourself.

[Anonymous No.29479843]

>>29479493
All my stocks I didn't sell bouncing back, BFARF recoovering, keep trying Bobo, your sell offs only give me more opportunities to make money.

>>29479594
It is good enough realistically.

[Anonymous No.29479846]

>>29479732
hearing theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKti7QixnJI

[Anonymous No.29479850]

aaaaaaaAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.29479856]

>>29479044
Thank fuck I’m not an idiot and made 3/4 of my portfolio oil and oil related accessories

[Anonymous No.29479862]

APPL doesn't make the least bit of sense

[Anonymous No.29479863]

Ok it’s stabilizing
Time to buy the dip

[Anonymous No.29479871]

I just added to most of positions during the dip

[Anonymous No.29479878]

>>29479750
You're the mosquito sucking my portfolio dry!

[Anonymous No.29479882]

Annovis :)

[Anonymous No.29479893]

GTE GTE GTE GTE GTE GTE GTE GTE GTE GTE GTE GTE GTE GTE GTE GTE GTE GTE

[Anonymous No.29479895]

there's hope, my OPK went green for like a second and back down to red. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.29479901]

>>29479805
She thinks you're a gambling addict, anon, and when the divorce comes, she'll claim those as shared assets in court.

[Anonymous No.29479914]

so basically my plan is to use this time as an experiment to see how long it takes for line to go back up again.

then im gonna sell and go back to day trading because this is exactly what i was worried about when taking on overnight risk.

[Anonymous No.29479931]

Shoutout to my AMC bros, goddamn that shit is mooning

[Anonymous No.29479937]

Shame

[Anonymous No.29479940]

this boomer retard is talking about doing "whatever it takes" to keep the country running
buy the dip before the pump

[Anonymous No.29479950]

THE PPT HAS ARRIVED. THEY ARE WORKING OVERTIME

[Anonymous No.29479952]

Baking

[Anonymous No.29479959]

>>29479805
>my wife gives me permission to spend a small percentage of the money I make at my job
>why are younger people choosing to not get married?

[Anonymous No.29479968]

>>29479276
I'm all for Lum, but Ryoko is LIFE

[Anonymous No.29479970]

I cant stand these politicians. We must get everyone in the country vaccinated? Vaccinating just 20% would make sure hospitals are never overrun. Remember, that's what the lockdown was about.

[Tell Me If You Sold Your CRBP No.29479996]

>>29479878
Kek. Look at CRBP right now, this was obviously such a retail shake out

[Anonymous No.29480000]

>23k to 20k
God it hurts. Glad it was just all unrealized gains and nothing from my actual investment cash.

[Anonymous No.29480002]

WHAT DO I BUY WHAT DO I BUY WHAT DO I BUY

[Anonymous No.29480007]

I am getting absolutely fucked. Live by the leveraged ETF, die by the leveraged ETF.

[Anonymous No.29480009]

>>29479901
We're mormon (Christian), we don't believe in divorce and she would never tell her family I'm gambling.

[Anonymous No.29480010]

REPLY TO GIVE SMINEM YOUR ENERGY


OOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.29480017]

>>29479937
ouch

[Anonymous No.29480021]

>tfw bought at the bottom
Feels glorious, hopefully

>>29479811
Do they not know how to swim or were they getting eaten by something

[Anonymous No.29480029]

PLTR Chad's who didn't sell the bottom OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.29480030]

>MAXR down ~9%

Shiiet bois, I'm ruined.

[Anonymous No.29480031]

>>29479739
>leverage
*average ?

[Anonymous No.29480033]

powell pump

[Anonymous No.29480037]

>>29479996
MUH SHORT LADDER ATTACK

[Anonymous No.29480040]

>>29479882
I wish I had money to buy that 23$ dip...

[Anonymous No.29480041]

>>29478577

REMINDER I POSTED THIS AT THE EXACT PERFECT TIME AND YOU DIDNT LISTEN

[Anonymous No.29480044]

Lum is cute.

[Anonymous No.29480064]

Based CTRM

[Anonymous No.29480067]

Wish I had cash to buy that dip

[Anonymous No.29480077]

>>29479968
ayeka and sasami are pretty great too

[Anonymous No.29480078]

>>29479811
what am i watching here, exactly? what's happening to them?

[Anonymous No.29480080]

>>29479826
>tfw solely invested in those

[Anonymous No.29480084]

>>29479937
BUY HIGH SELL LOW

[Anonymous No.29480089]

>>29480002
BFARF BEFORE IT GOES BACK TO 7

[Anonymous No.29480097]

>>29479970
It’s for your own good, goyim

[Anonymous No.29480103]

>>29479937
Stocktwits gonna be good today.

[Anonymous No.29480112]

>>29480010
Check 'em I will protect my flock

[Anonymous No.29480113]

What the fuck was that?

[7.62 !!g6RjbBhCtFK No.29480119]

I'm picking up so many SOXL today IGMI in a couple more years bros

[Anonymous No.29480120]

>>29480029
I bought 50 more shares.

[Anonymous No.29480128]

>>29480021
>>29480078
They can't swim.

[Anonymous No.29480132]

>buy arkf calls
>feels like a genius
>green for weeks
>one red day i lose hundreds of dollars and all my gains panic sell
>holding stocks for months with just a little bit of money
>green all over the board
>finally start putting more in getting risky
>this fucking shit happens
>lost all my fucking gains in days
>saw bitcoin going up feel good about it
>buy mara on friday
>bitcoin literally waits until an hour before market hour to totally shit itself and i lose everything

this is all a fucking scam and i knew it was the second jews shut down trading because i was making money. just buy crypto use a hardware wallet and store it on a ledger and buy the bitcoin dips

[Anonymous No.29480139]

That recovery was me, I finally decided to sell everything. You're welcome /biz/.

[Anonymous No.29480143]

NK, my golden goose... pls rally

[Anonymous No.29480148]

Be real with me bros...is JPOW going to fuck us?

[Anonymous No.29480149]

IRON HANDS BOYS, FUCK THAT REDDIT DIAMOND HAND NONSENSE

[Anonymous No.29480153]

>>29479815
>Motley
they churn out these types of posts every day
>>29479843
16 shares small, but I've been slowly killed since Feb started, so I need somewhere to restart BFARF seems optimal

[Anonymous No.29480173]

>>29480030
Their earnings are today too.

[Anonymous No.29480181]

>>29480029
I was in at 13. Sold some at 32 on the first pump. Bought back in at 25. Not selling until 3 digits

[Anonymous No.29480183]

>>29480113
extremely sophisticated investors having a shit fit baby tantrum

[Anonymous No.29480191]

Thinking of selling my sqqq calls to buy more soxl. Gonna wait a bit make sure we aren't dead cat right now

[Anonymous No.29480189]

I AM BEING HEALTHILY CORRECTED UP MY ASS

[Anonymous No.29480199]

>>29479276
Should be Lina

[Tell Me If You Sold Your CRBP No.29480198]

>>29480037
REDDIT THIS IS A SHORT LADDER ATTACK ON CRBP. MAKE SURE THE HEDGIES SUFFER, KEEP BUYING. DIAMOND HANDS GENTLEMEN.

[Anonymous No.29480203]

>5 /smg/s in the cataloge right now
Smart people know to choose the Lum thread

Bought more shares of STPK at 35
have more money to buy even more if this continues for the next few days

Bloodied but unbowed Bobo faggot bears
GOLDEN BULL LETS FUCKING GOOO

[Anonymous No.29480208]

>>29479217
cope

[Anonymous No.29480210]

holy moly

look at that GEO recovery!

[Anonymous No.29480222]

>invest 1k into renewable electricity 2 weeks ago
>It's -10% now
I am sad that now I don't have money for the dip

[Anonymous No.29480237]

>>29480120
gmi

[Anonymous No.29480246]

>>29480041
Thank you king. I listened.

[Anonymous No.29480249]

STANDING BY, WAITING FOR GME ENTRY

[Anonymous No.29480253]

>he thinks it's over

still another 4% to go before we're in correction territory

[Anonymous No.29480255]

SU BACK IN THE GREEN

[Anonymous No.29480274]

>It all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down.
>It all returns to nothing,
>I just keep letting me down, letting me down, letting me down.
>In my heart of hearts,
>I know that i could never love again.
>I've lost everything... everything...
>Everything that matters to me matters in this world.
>It all returns to nothing,
>It just keeps tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down.
>It all returns to nothing,
>I just keep letting me down, letting me down, letting me down.

[Anonymous No.29480279]

>>29479959
Nope, I pull from the joint account

[Anonymous No.29480289]

powells gonna save the economy guys!

[Anonymous No.29480297]

>>29479838
That was bait. they knew if was going to crash

[Anonymous No.29480298]

>>29479850
I thought red was profit and blue was loss in Asian countries, is this not true for Japan?

[Anonymous No.29480304]

>>29480246

[Anonymous No.29480310]

Haha jokes on you markets, I already lost all my money

[Anonymous No.29480323]

>>29479663
>No ETF is its own underlying
An etf that is holding the stock can be regarded as it's own underlying (imo). Doesn't matter though.
>It's a continuum
Yes, it's a continuum but that doesn't back up your point in any way. Somebody always posts that blog post here. The one about the vol decay. I guess you know it well. This blog post itself claims that a leverage between 0 and 1 has a volatility gain. They're right by saying that. Since it's a continuum and leverage > 1 has vol decay it follows that lev = 1 has NO decay.
You're simply not right by assuming a normal distribution for stock returns if you use a valuation metric. It can't work out like that.

[Anonymous No.29480325]

V SHAPED RECOVERY

[Anonymous No.29480336]

>>29479950
Pensions are majorly short since last week, so they probably want it to dump.

[Anonymous No.29480335]

WHERE IS ALL MY MONEY GOING? WHAT IS HAPPENING? IS IT THE JEWS?

[Anonymous No.29480339]

>>29480078
Just googling "documenting reality swimmers" returns:
> Three men accidentally film themselves drowning in a deep pond in India after jumping in despite being poor swimmers

[Anonymous No.29480354]

>>29480253
no stop, i can't take another 4%

[Anonymous No.29480367]

>>29480148
As long as he doesn't start talking about niggers, we'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.29480371]

wait bobo was that really all?

[Anonymous No.29480373]

dead cat bounce friends
don't slip

[Anonymous No.29480375]

Some of these dips are fucking filthy. It's basically free money if you don't have too much in already.

[Anonymous No.29480405]

>>29480128
seriously? that's it? why the fuck did they go in the water then in the first place?

[Anonymous No.29480406]

>oil is green excluding premarket price
yeeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.29480429]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA HERE WE GO AGAIN

[Anonymous No.29480448]

>>29479811
what the fuck happened to them??

[Anonymous No.29480455]

[Anonymous No.29480464]

Oil barons rise the the h*ck up

[Anonymous No.29480469]

purchase BTWN

[Anonymous No.29480486]

>try to buy the bottom
>the exact moment I hit buy, I price shoots up by 5%
>my order doesn't get executed, it just sits in pending
AAAAAA IF I WOULD HAVE JUST BOUGHT 10 SENDONS EARLIER

[Anonymous No.29480489]

Whats the best euro brokerage right now?

[Anonymous No.29480502]

>>29480089

[Anonymous No.29480516]

Some great BFARF news today.

[Anonymous No.29480520]

>line goes down
>i do nothing
>line goes up
>i do nothing

see you boys in 30 years kek

[Anonymous No.29480543]

>>29480339
>deep pool
>can't swim
>jump in
Wtf

[Anonymous No.29480547]

>>29480335
>IS IT THE JEWS?
always

[Anonymous No.29480568]

Who here bought that JUICY BILI dip? I know I did. Indian stocks are no longer my friend. My best friend is China again.

[Anonymous No.29480569]

>>29480406
>XOM is green ABOVE premarket price
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyIUwdcspDM

[Anonymous No.29480574]

>>29479863
m...magnum right, haha... yeah, g-good choice

[Anonymous No.29480588]

>>29479488
I did the needful and bought more. It’s basically 80% of my portfolio at this point.

[Anonymous No.29480598]

>>29479095
Yeah, I got screwed on the Shaq SPAC. I think CCIV spooked a lot of people.

[Anonymous No.29480614]

>TSLA recovering from the pre-market crash
STOP, FUCKING DIE ALREADY

Also since when do threads have a image limit lmao?

[Anonymous No.29480641]

barf up from -20% to -15%
we gonna have a repeat of yesterday?

[Anonymous No.29480642]

Buy Bitfarms.

[Tell Me If You Sold Your CRBP No.29480666]

>>29480588
>It’s basically 80% of my portfolio at this point.
m8 lmao that is more of an aggressive allocation than i have on CRBP and im the CRBP shill. Good work though, it will pay off real soon.

[Anonymous No.29480686]

>we hit the image limit
maybe it's for the best.......

[Anonymous No.29480691]

I cant buy oil its only going up. I missed the dip. Time to invest in $ROPE.

[Anonymous No.29480695]

I SOLD MY FUCKING ARKF CALLS AT THE BOTTOM

FUCKING DO I BUY BACK IN FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING WEEKS OF GAINS GONE FUCKING HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS GONE

FUCKING DOWN 40% IN A FUCKING HALF HOUR

[Anonymous No.29480708]

>>29480614
you think ARK lets it die? Kek

[Anonymous No.29480716]

We are going to the weimar republic era first and we know what and who comes after. So which is the minority that takes the blame.
https://linkto.run/p/ES86XDSV
https://linkto.run/p/ES86XDSV
https://linkto.run/p/ES86XDSV
https://linkto.run/p/ES86XDSV

I say slant eyed yellow niggers

[Anonymous No.29480745]

HOPE

[Anonymous No.29480749]

Shill me biz! I got crushed on dnn

[Anonymous No.29480772]

RECYCLE ONE OF THE OTHER 3 THREADS
ILL LET YOU CHOOSE
GOOD LUCK OUT THERE

[Anonymous No.29480779]

>>29480029
I would buy it if the retarded etoro didn't piss itself

[Anonymous No.29480827]

Which thread do we migrate to?

[Anonymous No.29480830]

RECYCLE
>>29478936
>>29478936
>>29478936

RECYCLE
>>29478936
>>29478936
>>29478936

[Anonymous No.29480863]

INSIDERS SAY ARK IS COOKED

ARK COLLAPSING NOT A DRILL
ARK COLLAPSING NOT A DRILL
ARK COLLAPSING NOT A DRILL
ARK COLLAPSING NOT A DRILL
ARK COLLAPSING NOT A DRILL
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[Anonymous No.29480882]

>>29480830
embarassing

[Anonymous No.29480895]

>>29480339
>>29480543
what do you think their last thoughts were? do you think they felt ashamed at how fucking dumb their deaths would be, even for a moment?

[Anonymous No.29480903]

>>29480830
lol

[Anonymous No.29480939]

I'm only down 1.6%. I was worried, but you retards make me feel better about my decisions

[Anonymous No.29480940]

FRESH
>>29478942
>>29478942
>>29478942

FRESH
>>29478942
>>29478942
>>29478942

[Anonymous No.29480945]

>>29480863
Proof?
Link?

[Anonymous No.29481007]

>>29479937
WHAT A FUCKING KEK
AHAHAHAHAAHAHA

[Anonymous No.29481049]

>>29480173
It's time to free fall.

[Anonymous No.29481123]

>>29479794

Buy more. I'm holding mine, play the long game fren.

[Anonymous No.29481408]

>>29481123
I’m all in but very high average (degenerate gambler). I’ll hold for as long as I have to

[Anonymous No.29481585]

>sold everything 1/4th the way down the drop
>tried to rebuy everything at the bottom
>Robinhood is still pending on all my buys

FUCK ROBINHOOD REEEEEEEEEE I JUST LOST SO MUCH MONEY WHY WONT YOU COMPLETE THE TRANSACTION

[Anonymous No.29481818]

>>29479937
toilet paper hands

[Anonymous No.29481945]

>>29479355
>”Palantir tumbled nearly 6% today. Filings show that one of its co-founders Stephen Cohen and two company officers jointly sold over 2.7 million shares overnight”
uhh