I saw Sergey at McDonalds a couple days ago. He was putting in an order at one of those terminals you see in a lot of the newer ones, I was so star struck that I started walking over to ask for a photo.
That's when I saw what he was ordering at the terminal. At first I thought he was just clicking random items absent mindedly until I noticed he was staring very intently at the screen, and he would check various different cheese burgers, almost as if he was making an informed decision on which ones to pick, and after considering each one he would add 1-3 to his order.
I got really nervous at this point so I ordered what I wanted at the counter and took a seat to wait for them to call my name. That's when I heard Sergey's name get called. The woman at the cash (she was super cute) looked at him confused and asked pretty sternly if he was pulling some kind of prank.
"U-um...no that's what I want...I don't see why that's a problem it's just more money for you guys right...?"
The girl at the counter looked at him confused and said "You want 2 double bacon cheese burgers, 3 chicken burgers, 2 junior bacon and cheeses, and 5 orders of Chicken McNuggets?"
Sergey got all red in the face and started shouting about how he solved the Oracle problem and how Chainlink was going to 1000$ EOY. It got so bad that the manager had to calm him down and assure him they'd put his order through and that the girl at the counter just started and that the establishment usually wouldn't be so unprofessional.
When they finally got his food to him he tried to leave without paying and the same girl had to politely ask him to come back and pay. I guess he got pretty scared so he ran back and asked them if they accepted LINK tokens, and when the girl asked him what that was he just dropped his entire order on the floor and ran out the door. I'm dead serious.