/smg/ Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.29442105]

Hmmmmmmmm

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>I love Lum
https://4anime.to/anime/urusei-yatsura

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>29438976

[Anonymous No.29442163]

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

[Anonymous No.29442164]

[Anonymous No.29442170]

[Anonymous No.29442173]

first for red week

[Anonymous No.29442209]

>people fell for my weekend bobo psyop and sold the bottom today

[Anonymous No.29442242]

>>29442173
Not if this id color has anything to say about it

[Anonymous No.29442252]

>>29442163
that's a lot of tax
that means you must have made a lot of capital gains
you haven't been getting fucked at all, duckbro

[Anonymous No.29442255]

so buy SOXL in the morning?

[Anonymous No.29442281]

>>29441877
How do I convert my old 401k to a Roth IRA, last I checked it was around 10k in March so I'm sure it's much higher now, also I got fired in March for passing out drunk at work

[Anonymous No.29442293]

>>29442105

We are going to be ok right CCIV bros

[Anonymous No.29442316]

>>29442173
inshallah

[Anonymous No.29442318]

>>29442242

Anon....

[Anonymous No.29442325]

Who here /Rolls-Royce/ ?

[Anonymous No.29442332]

>>29442293
hahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.29442339]

>>29442281
>I got fired in March for passing out drunk at work
cmon anon
what do you do for work
why were you drunk at work

[Anonymous No.29442362]

>Here are those printed CCIV certificates you ordered, sir.

[Anonymous No.29442373]

Hold on tight, boys. Big gap up tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.29442378]

So here is the next question...
What do Anons have in their IRA? Dont tell me you guys lost it all gamnling

[Anonymous No.29442382]

red week, buy SQQQ and repent

[Anonymous No.29442408]

>>29442339
Was deli at Costco, drunk at work because alcoholic and a girl made me sad, almost 6 months sober now working at a shitty call center

[Anonymous No.29442411]

>>29442378
these are my IRA holdings

[Anonymous No.29442436]

>>29442378
Roth IRA comfy holds

[Anonymous No.29442446]

What’re the odds of a robinhood liquidity crisis

[Anonymous No.29442457]

>>29442378
>>29442411

Here’s my stack

[Anonymous No.29442463]

AMCbros....
There's hope?

[Anonymous No.29442470]

Do any options traders know exactly what happened with SPY options chains that day a few months ago when they rebalanced?
That entire day is a financial market mystery that I still lose sleep over.

Here's a good read:
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-10-09/father-of-vix-warns-options-glitch-is-costing-investors-millions

There's a lot of weird shit that nobodies talking about going on this year. Glitches and the like. No discussion everyone just forgets about it the next day.

...
...
Rogue AI

[Anonymous No.29442478]

All I want is enough money to cash out and buy a cheap place in the forest.

[Anonymous No.29442479]

>>29442209
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
I LOST $18,000 DOLLARS BECAUSE OF YOU. I LOCKED MY LOSS IN. THAT MONEY IS NEVER COMING BACK AND IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.29442486]

>>29442378
ETFs, dividend yielding stocks, and some OTC penny stocks. rate it pls.

[Anonymous No.29442497]

Is CCIV going to kill SPACs?

[Anonymous No.29442498]

>>29442281
you open a Roth IRA account in a brokerage and request a trustee-to-trustee rollover so that you don't get flagged for an early withdrawal, the 401k broker closes your account and mails a check addressed to your Roth IRA broker and you mail that check to your Roth IRA broker. It sounds fucking stupid because it is, but it's the easiest way to min/max your tax-leveraged retirement account.
When I decided to quit my job I told HR to put 100% into my 401k until it maxed out knowing I'll transfer it to my Roth IRA when I quit.

[Anonymous No.29442523]

>>29442446
You mean another one?

[Anonymous No.29442528]

>>29442408
>go to get an absolute classic costco hotdog and find the deli man passed out in a pool of his own vomit
good lord
well at least you're sober
don't let 3d women get to you

[Anonymous No.29442536]

>>29442478
based plan, cringe photo

[Anonymous No.29442539]

>>29442446
They got cash (funny money) from someone. Someone bailed them out already. Not sure it’s enough. Biden won’t let Robinhood fail because it would cause an absolute market panic.

The conditions are already ripe for a fucking depression

[Anonymous No.29442544]

>>29442470
Let's archive that.
>https://archive.is/QK8QO

[Anonymous No.29442549]

>>29442105
>get overperformance on stocks
>I'M A GENIUS
>buy a couple of derivatives
>everything crashes
I guess that's a good lesson in humility

[Anonymous No.29442566]

>>29442325
360 at 1.35

in it for coming traveling revive and nuclear energy program. hbu?

[Anonymous No.29442567]

>>29442362

[Anonymous No.29442605]

>>29442566
I'm in for their cool cars lol

[Anonymous No.29442633]

>>29442463

Demon Slayer Mugen Train will be premiering in the US soon. It’s made 350M in Japan alone.

[Anonymous No.29442637]

Why don’t people just gamble with cheap Optioms and get out when there’s a bit of profit? Sure it might go further but money is money g

[Anonymous No.29442644]

>>29442470
these are the types of secret tools (((they))) use to get a leg up
sorry about your impending suicide anon

[Anonymous No.29442649]

>>29442378
100% of my HSA is in a chinese penny stock and I use my Roth IRA to swing trade small/micro caps, I don't give a fuck .
It's like that quote from that dota player, when the game is retarded you have to go full retard or you lose, you can't go half retard

[Anonymous No.29442657]

>>29442411
BASED

[Anonymous No.29442665]

>>29442549
>gamble on options
>NONONONONONONOONONONONONONONO
>put the money that's left into ANVS FOMO
>OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
i'm going to be a millionaire soon

[Anonymous No.29442672]

>overheard mom talking on the phone about how investing in stocks is the only worthwhile think I've done with my life
T-thanks mom

[Anonymous No.29442671]

Futures are up. Why the panic

[Anonymous No.29442680]

In think or swim is the number in the Div field for the stock just cents per share? Like for nike it’s 0.275, is that just 27 cents?

[Anonymous No.29442681]

>>29442373
That’s dumb. She can’t ride that bull.

[Anonymous No.29442719]

>>29442408
Cost deli and food court are absolute slave labor, worked in the Costco food court after construction and going to school and before getting a job at a CPA firm, the Costco Deli and Good Court are both considerably worse than drilling and filling fence posts or working 60+ hours a week 6 months a year. Obama fucking loved the idea of people working at Costco, that stupid Nigger.

[Anonymous No.29442722]

>>29442672
I'm sorry bro..

[Anonymous No.29442724]

>>29442633
The west doesn't give a shit about anime movies lol.

[Anonymous No.29442734]

>>29442411
In 10 years that will be a million dollars. And that's assuming you do nothing. If you sell calls and buy more SOXL with the premium it'll be 5 million

[Anonymous No.29442738]

They're rotating out of tech and future tech again. Still too early. Corporate Dystopia is the play not cyclicals.

[Anonymous No.29442775]

>>29442566
plane engines

[Anonymous No.29442780]

>>29442672
Move out

[Anonymous No.29442789]

>>29442252
>10k is a lot of tax

[Anonymous No.29442811]

>>29442544
thanks, anon

[Anonymous No.29442831]

If I made CLF Tranny shirts, would /biz/ buy them?

[Anonymous No.29442850]

>>29442789
lumfag is a dirt poor tranny

[Anonymous No.29442859]

>>29442734
I’m working towards 100 shares (surely after the split) gonna sale calls on em comfy mode

[Anonymous No.29442867]

FUCK OFF BOBO
THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING

[Anonymous No.29442877]

>>29442644
Yeah you can take the conspiratorial route (that's a year 1 kind of mindset) but I've worked with enough finance jews to know that they don't understand half the shit that happens either.

Although I did lose something like $18,000 to those asshats at Goldman Sachs when they were manipulating the price of gold in 2019. Maybe we just have a really shitty SEC.

[Anonymous No.29442881]

>>29442831
I am sure a few faggots here would love to wear tranny shirts

[Anonymous No.29442906]

>>29442789
Shut up rich fag.

[Anonymous No.29442932]

>>29442163
i paid estimated taxes of 85k, i still owe 20k federal and 15k state

[Anonymous No.29442948]

>>29442105
I'mma have to panhandle at this point

[Anonymous No.29442951]

>>29442906
If you make under 6 figures you're poor, simple as. Do the needful, suck dick for money sir.

[Anonymous No.29442953]

>when the SOXL hits

[Anonymous No.29442958]

>>29442789
owing the IRS 10k after filing your taxes, assuming he's paid taxes on all of his paychecks the entire year, is a lot of taxes. that's 10,000 dollars of what i'm assuming is capital gains only.
>>29442850
why would i want to be a woman i hate women

[Anonymous No.29442961]

>Wojak index approaching 700
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.29442965]

>>29442637
I want to
But the jews won't let the lines go up or down
I'm not paying 50 bucks on a put or a call just to make 10 or 20

[Anonymous No.29442978]

>>29442719
I liked everyone I worked with and got to listen to whatever music I wanted, I hated everything else about that job and doing all that work either hungover or going through alcohol withdrawals isn't something I'd wish on anyone, there were a couple of times I had seizures in my car on lunch break and then just went back to work

[Anonymous No.29443016]

>>29442906
stay poor

[Anonymous No.29443022]

>>29442734
my plan is hold to split, which will be a little over 200 shares, and start doing covered calls which i buy back on red days, and also buy dips as well.

[Anonymous No.29443030]

>>29442953
gnarly

[Anonymous No.29443035]

GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT /smg/
DID I FUCK UP BY NOT BUYING THE SOXL DIP TODAY?
I WAS GREEDY
SO FUCKING GREEDY
FUUUUCCKKKKKKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.29443069]

>>29442672
and thats why you never tell friends or family

[Anonymous No.29443077]

>>29442105
no more red days....... please

[Anonymous No.29443078]

>>29442953
SOXL me to the moon!

[Anonymous No.29443094]

>>29442958
>why would i want to be a woman i hate women
even worse
an /r9k/ incel
die late

[Anonymous No.29443115]

>>29443094
slow down friend, who said i can't hate fuck them?

[Anonymous No.29443124]

>>29443035
>he thinks this is the dip

[Anonymous No.29443165]

>>29442672
That’s all Warren Buffet ever did with his life, too, and look where he ended up.

[Anonymous No.29443169]

>>29440292
>What do your biz folders look like anons?
I have too much shit saved that I never even post

[Anonymous No.29443171]

>>29442877
>Maybe we just have a really shitty SEC.
>Maybe
The CEO of the SEC needs to resign

[Anonymous No.29443180]

>>29442961
QRD on this please sirs?

[Anonymous No.29443195]

>>29442457
really..?

[Anonymous No.29443213]

>>29443124
What's wrong with that lad?

[Anonymous No.29443214]

>>29442637
Its called scalping and its how I make $10,000 in a 5 minute window and piece out for the rest of the day/week.
>buy 1000 SPY contracts expiring EOD for $1.00
>SPY fluctuates $0.10 during powerhour volatility
>sell for $1.10
>Close tradingview and go for a run

[Anonymous No.29443255]

Anybody that bought CRBP?

[Anonymous No.29443266]

>>29442293
Im chillin, its just money faggot. If you have an actual job then you dont give a shit because you can always make more.

[Anonymous No.29443276]

>>29442649
wait you can use an HSA to gamble tax free?

[Anonymous No.29443281]

>>29442498
So if I have a traditional 401k and a Roth IRA from my old job, can I roll both over into one IRA with my broker?

[Anonymous No.29443285]

>>29443213
That was the OG coronavirus when it was released in China

[Anonymous No.29443303]

>>29443213
nerve gas

[Anonymous No.29443307]

>>29443195
Don’t bulli me. I’m not smart lol. But I am very good at posting dog pictures. Honestly just look at him. He’s a good boy

[Anonymous No.29443313]

>>29443255
It'll crab for 3 months before dropping to 1.78

[Anonymous No.29443318]

>>29443255
join the crabpot

[Anonymous No.29443324]

>>29443285
It's a gas leak.

[Anonymous No.29443328]

I guess people were guzzling CRVS shares because they're working on a treatment for the new variants of the chink flu

[Anonymous No.29443341]

is tomorrow green

[Anonymous No.29443362]

>>29443124
Oh, what happened here?

>>29443214
Interesting.

[Anonymous No.29443367]

>>29443171
The SEC is just a single cubicle with a post-it that says
>On vacation, be back January, 3rd, 1998!
stuck to the computer

[Anonymous No.29443377]

>>29443324
My uncle is the CEO of nintendo

[Anonymous No.29443385]

>>29443303
>>29443324
Oh man. That's scary.

[Anonymous No.29443392]

>>29443341
Is the Space Pope Reptillian?

[Anonymous No.29443395]

>>29443307
Just sell all that and buy SOXL

[Anonymous No.29443441]

So you're telling me that my portfolio, which consists only of SSO, QLD, USD, and UWM, is going to make it?

[Anonymous No.29443443]

>>29443281
That's what I did. You can opt to have a separate trad and Roth IRA for each one or do a Roth conversion (paying taxes) on the 401k and combine them to a single Roth IRA. IMO if you think the stock market is going to go up, paying taxes today and getting as much $$ into a Roth account as possible is ideal
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/retirement/09/roth-401k-rollover.asp

>>29443276
Yes, I even bought puts last March in my HSA

[Anonymous No.29443463]

>>29443115
you will never touch a human vagina

[Anonymous No.29443462]

>>29443395
How about no

[Anonymous No.29443483]

>>29443214
I’ve thought of doing that too cause I watch SPY options when I got nothing better to do, but it would cost me over $750 in commissions just to do what you do.

>t. Leaf

[Anonymous No.29443536]

tomorrow will be green then turn red by afternoon.

this week will be bloody.

[Anonymous No.29443538]

>>29443463
you will repeatedly touch human cocks

[Anonymous No.29443553]

>>29443276
>Not building your own health slush fund

Yes Fidelity offers HSAs and you can buy equities on them. Once mine gets to 100K I'm going to use it to subsidize my insurance costs for life via VTSAX or similar.

You can roll your bank HSA into a brokerage. Even bonds are better than cash. Do eeeet.

[Anonymous No.29443567]

>bought into AITX at .25 a share a week ago

[Anonymous No.29443572]

>>29443483
My TD Ameritrade fee last year was 50,000 lmao
They didn't even send me a Christmas card.

[Anonymous No.29443609]

>>29443538
I'm not touching yours fag, sorry.

[Anonymous No.29443618]

>BTC taking a shit

Looks like bear kino is back on the menu boys

[Anonymous No.29443620]

>>29443536
>tomorrow will be green then turn red by afternoon.
that is most days by default
you are supposed to sell in the morning and buy in the afternoon

[Anonymous No.29443625]

are these anime posters trannies or worse, roasties?

[Anonymous No.29443635]

>>29443567
I bought 400 shares of BB at 19. Now I'm just here holding bags unable to eat my losses and accept the mistake.

[Anonymous No.29443644]

>>29443609
i'm not touching your vagina either, don't worry

[Anonymous No.29443646]

>>29443341
Dead cat bounce likely tomorrow. It would be your last chance to sell at minimal loss.

[Anonymous No.29443652]

>>29442649
>>29443443
Who is your HSA administrator?

I have never seen this and I don't know how you intend to get the money out, aren't HSA's only for health expenses, and many plans don't roll over excess funds indefinitely, they might roll over for 1 or 2 years max.

[Anonymous No.29443657]

>>29443572
Does it actually work consistently? Usually with scalps one loss wipes out 10 wins

[Anonymous No.29443658]

>>29442293
I'm still bullish on them in the long term and only bought 250 shares at $17. It sucks losing $5000 in unrealized gains but until you sell they're just numbers on a screen

[Anonymous No.29443663]

>>29442734

Why?

[Anonymous No.29443668]

>>29443567
kek. How much did Steve take from you?

[Anonymous No.29443725]

>>29443567
>throw 1.5k into aitx at .04 because I thought fuck it ill gamble on a penny, it goes to .045 or something then dumps to .034, I sell because i figured yep thats what's I get for gambling on pennies
>it fucking moons

I can't really explain my rage.

[Anonymous No.29443753]

>>29443214
Do you just buy the contracts whenever you feel like it or is there a system for that? Also, what delta. I was thinking about scalping 0-day SPY calls but it seems like you need the delta to be over 90 to avoid theta decay when it's that close to expiration. With 90s there is very little decay so all you're left with is the huge leverage. Of course 90 delta calls don't cost a dollar

[Anonymous No.29443752]

>>29443646
Shut up bobo. We going higher and higher

[Anonymous No.29443759]

kek

all this fucking pink when bitcoin is fucking $50K seriously
it's like everyone is always bagholding somehow

[Anonymous No.29443776]

>>29443644
Typical /r9k/ incel projection. My dick is 8 inches long sir.

[Anonymous No.29443788]

i bought mara on friday

every single fucking time i buy this SHIT fucking btc dumps an hour later and i lose 30% in a day. I HATE THIS SHIT

[Anonymous No.29443791]

>>29443658
I lost 50k in gains
feels bad man

[Anonymous No.29443792]

>reading the yahoo CCIV discussion
what world are these clowns living in, yes your shitty SPAC is overvalued, buy the rumor sell the news

[Anonymous No.29443819]

>>29443324
Is it really?

[Anonymous No.29443820]

>>29443567
>he bought?

[Anonymous No.29443834]

is baba fucked by gates pulling out?

[Anonymous No.29443838]

>>29443759
When Bitcoin dumps 5% all the shit coins dump 15+%

[Anonymous No.29443850]

>>29443652
HSA Bank administers my HSA but they use TD Ameritrade as a broker for investing, I'm sure many other HSA accounts do a similar setup.
I use my HSA debit card for everything, contact lenses, any kind of checkups/appointments, I even bought some arch support insoles off of amazon that were HSA eligible. Once you turn 65 it becomes a retirement account and you get to withdraw from it like an IRA

[Anonymous No.29443863]

>>29443663
>Why?
SOXL is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are crack in all but name. The desire for newer, faster, more is insatiable. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networking gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, the list goes on. No matter how many cores, how fast or efficient, demand requires bigger, faster, cheaper, better. The clamor for fresh silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender or other vain conceit. The multitude speaks in singular. The plea: semiconductor.
SOXL couples a single ETF entry point with the the best companies the space has to offer then pushes the already stellar returns to the limit with 3x leverage. With SOXL your economic interests are aligned with hardware powerhouses TSM, Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, Dutch based ASML, Broadcom, AMD, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. Real tech companies with innovative products people want, not """tech""" """companies""" pushing shitty ads. And like all leveraged ETFs, SOXL is rebalanced daily, accelerating gains in an upmarket while mitigating margin risks in a down.
In the last 7 years, SOXL has exploded over 100x (not even counting dividends!) yet still we are early. Semiconductor growth will proceed exponentially until every viable space is saturated with it. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of interested parties and compelling outcomes make it so. The injection of increasingly compact and efficient sensors, microcontrollers, information processing, storage, and machine learning into everywhere and everything will be this era's seminal revolution, a revolution with SOXL holders planted firmly at the receiving end.
Waiting for the "pullback" is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now.

[Anonymous No.29443869]

literally everything I buy goes to shit

[Anonymous No.29443879]

>>29443792
no dumb fuck they increased the valuation of company 12-15b to 24b
that sent the price crashing

[Anonymous No.29443908]

>>29443657
I usually put a good amount on the opposite side just to hedge a bit, but its pretty consistent when you get good at it. Its a bit like playing a video game.
Last year my longest streak was 55 scalps in a row without a blunder.

said blunder cost me 30,000 grand but I think that was mostly because I held way too long because I didn't want to lose my high score.

[Anonymous No.29443934]

GRST has got to be the most comfy stock ever shilled here. Just keep loading stacks on this until it hits 1 cent and voila! EZ lambo money EOY.

[Anonymous No.29443942]

>>29443869
that's because you're retarded son
just put your money in an ETF

[Anonymous No.29443977]

>>29443652
Also FSA is what you're thinking about. FSAs are trash and should have never existed. HSA is effectively a second retirement account that lets you withdraw for health expenses

[Anonymous No.29444005]

>>29443942
idkkk i think i can outpace all of them with stocks

[Anonymous No.29444033]

>>29443869
Don't worry fren this is just a natural dip. Dips happen, just sit tight and don't panic

[Anonymous No.29444034]

>>29443668

[Anonymous No.29444039]

>>29443934
I hope it dumps again. I want to drop 20k on it.

[Anonymous No.29444041]

anyone still bagholding AEZS?

[Anonymous No.29444048]

>>29443869
Thats why I think I will keep buying. Literally soxl is crashing because I bought it.

I will take everyone with me. I dont care I will buy and it will continue to dump. I will never sell, if I sell it will go up. I will not allow it. Im crashing it. Idc anymore.

[Anonymous No.29444090]

>>29443863
tsmc

[Anonymous No.29444102]

buy sqqq before it's too late

[Anonymous No.29444113]

>>29443869
Ask yourself do you believe in an upward trend over the years or a downward one. If up then DCA and hold. If you are day trading then that's different though.

[Anonymous No.29444115]

Who's ready for CTRM to finally fufill it's nasdaq complience, after tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.29444122]

>>29444048
>buy GME at $400
>baghold for eternity
this is (You)

[Anonymous No.29444126]

What do you call this pattern

[Anonymous No.29444164]

>>29444102
>>29444126
memes

[Anonymous No.29444188]

THE FUCKING BARF FAGS GOT ME TO BUY FRIDAY AND NOW LOOK AT BTC

[Anonymous No.29444187]

>>29444039

I doubt it.
Pending speech from CEO will come out this week. Whatever he delivers will make this go NASDAQ-tier

[Anonymous No.29444195]

>>29444048
Based cursed anon. Keep doing what you're doing, I wanna buy more

[Anonymous No.29444206]

imagine owning crypto miners haha couldnt be me

[Anonymous No.29444214]

>>29443942
Anyone too scared or stupid should just buy VTI or VOO or something boring. If those tank more than a normal correction/crash then it's already the apocalypse.

[Anonymous No.29444231]

>>29444126
A fire sale

[Anonymous No.29444237]

>>29444048
tell me anon what happens if you went 50/50 on SOXL and SOXS?

[Anonymous No.29444240]

>>29443169
you organize?

[Anonymous No.29444241]

>>29443214
What would theoretically happen if you were to perform what is in your picture

[Anonymous No.29444248]

>>29444126
failing and crashing to the TOP

[Anonymous No.29444250]

>>29443753
The ideal scalp happens within the first 5 minutes of trading so you really don't need to worry about Greeks. I usually buy just by looking at the direction + volatility of price and whatever futures seems to be doing (as well as accounting for broader market sentiment.
More often than not these days people will immediately "buy the dip" and "sell the day", so price action at open is really easy to determine.

But yeah if you're too tied to the math you're gonna get that
>deer in the headlights
thing and freeze up when you need to be decisive. Treat it as a game and practice a lot with paper trading until you're confident in your win/loss ratio.

[Anonymous No.29444258]

>>29443169
Hit me with some bog, ooo and bull pics.

[Anonymous No.29444288]

Let's assume crypto continues to brutally crash. What does this mean for stocks?

[Anonymous No.29444299]

>>29444250
Awesome. Thanks for the tips, anon

[Anonymous No.29444303]

>>29444214
Anyone too scared or stupid should just kill themselves to improve the human genepool.

[Anonymous No.29444306]

this still cracks me up

[Anonymous No.29444326]

Did you buy the dip today, son?

[Anonymous No.29444337]

>>29444288
BTC follows the market

[Anonymous No.29444340]

>>29444303
We already know they'll just come here.

[Anonymous No.29444349]

>>29444240
That was recently. It would take minutes to find the image I wanted. I just find myself making more and more folders as the days go by.

[Anonymous No.29444370]

>>29444288
absolutely freaking nothing unless you're TSLA

[Anonymous No.29444386]

>>29444214
I bought a bunch more VOO and VOOG this morning.

[Anonymous No.29444395]

>>29444326
I did the needful, sir.

[Anonymous No.29444416]

>>29444370

[Anonymous No.29444433]

>>29444237
You cant figure it our yourself?
You cant lose more than you buy.

[Anonymous No.29444441]

>>29444288
It will not crash. It is a correction for going up too fast. Buy the dips. My only regret is not having enough cash to cost average down in HVBTF

[Anonymous No.29444447]

>>29444258

[Anonymous No.29444455]

>>29444288
People who bought miners at the top commit seppuku.

[Anonymous No.29444456]

I am very comfortable right now. I bought Waves for 3 dollars. I expect it to be up to $ 20 soon with the next news.

[Anonymous No.29444458]

>>29442961
>wojakindex.biz
Lmao

[Anonymous No.29444463]

>>29444241
I REALLY WANT TO KNOW AS WELL!!

[Anonymous No.29444467]

>>29444340
Yeah they'll come here, ignore stocks people tell them to buy because "muh shills" buy shit stocks or tranny stocks, lose everything, suicide. Profit!

[Anonymous No.29444488]

>>29442378
My ira is all sp500 and vti since I'm boring

[Anonymous No.29444509]

>>29442961
Absolutely based

[Anonymous No.29444516]

>Bitcoin dumps just a few market days after people here bought miner stock
You can’t make this shit up. Everybody point and laugh at the bagholders.

[Anonymous No.29444521]

>>29444326
Yeah and I sold when we filled the gap :)

[Anonymous No.29444532]

>>29443977
Ah, you're right. I am thinking of flex spending accounts. They are a joke and I never used them, I will look into HSA.

Thanks

[Anonymous No.29444552]

bros ive been smoking weed and im not sure if i should feel good or bad about gambling 2.5% of my portfolio of an undervalued Bitfarm'ing stock that's expanding to South Africa or America lol

was up 13% at close though

[Anonymous No.29444563]

>>29444258
Have a rare bog

[Anonymous No.29444578]

>>29444516
Everyone here is a bagholder. No one walked out a winner today

[Anonymous No.29444581]

>>29444516
I just want GPU prices to come down

[Anonymous No.29444593]

BILI CHADS WHAT HAPPENED

[Anonymous No.29444600]

>>29444237
Tech bubble will burst. I think I already started it. Even btc is dumping because I bought soxl. I will buy more soxl tomorrow in my roth ira, that way it will absolutely crash for fucking years. This is the end. Get out. You have until my money settles, may be tomorrow, may be Wednesday, but I will buy more soxl.

[Anonymous No.29444615]

>>29444258
Eat bug

[Anonymous No.29444622]

>>29442953
Fuck me electricity is terrifying.

[Anonymous No.29444631]

>>29444258

[Anonymous No.29444633]

>>29444552
if you don't wait for the BTC crash before throwing money at BTC farm stocks you're a legit retard

[Anonymous No.29444635]

>>29443169
I'm a simple man. I see something funny and hit save for repostan

[Anonymous No.29444637]

>>29444516
And it’s dumping at a healthy rate

[Anonymous No.29444643]

>>29444516
BFARFbags said it would go up forever! I was deceived! I can't even sell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.29444648]

should i sell my arkg

[Anonymous No.29444658]

>>29444563
Needs to be cropped out and plastered on a classier background.

[Anonymous No.29444673]

>>29444516
Ooooh I just checked to see it below 50k now, sucks to suck I guess

[Anonymous No.29444677]

>>29444306
I still remember someone in these threads was posting he bought a shit ton of shares at 9.79 which was the absolute top

[Anonymous No.29444688]

>>29444395
I bought over $9000 worth of AMD calls expiring this Friday. I was pretty confident it was the dip, but I still bought too early.

[Anonymous No.29444690]

>>29444258
Boggening

[Anonymous No.29444698]

>bitcoin under 50k
BARF bros...

[Anonymous No.29444700]

>>29444622
Is it the electricity or is it the china?

[Anonymous No.29444715]

>>29444593
Earnings coming up. I’m buying this dip ASAP. Been looking for a good time to get on the BILI train

[Anonymous No.29444739]

>>29444633
what if it doesnt crash though
>>29444633
i was planning to sell end of week

[Anonymous No.29444743]

PLTR
TSLA

[Anonymous No.29444765]

>>29444241
thats how original lasers worked.
>a light source
>2 mirrors
>one mirror slightly less reflective.
>the light bounces back and forth stimulating more light from the source
>until a beam is emitted

newer lasers are just a diode (but high end lasers still use stimulated emission aka)
"light amplification stimulated emission radiation"

t. physics guy

[Anonymous No.29444769]

>>29444258

[Anonymous No.29444783]

>>29444658
Whats the story here?

[Anonymous No.29444807]

>>29444648

sell everything this is your only warning

[Anonymous No.29444809]

does anyone know if the lithium thing for Suncor is legit or if it's just bullshit being told for lithium smallcap shit to pump and dump?

[Anonymous No.29444832]

>>29444578
niggers tongued my ANVS today

[Anonymous No.29444853]

RIP General Boomer

[Anonymous No.29444855]

>>29444658
Give me a classier background and I'll do it

[Anonymous No.29444861]

>>29444370
>>29444416
Hold on a second...
Didn't Elon try to dip BTC on purpose? He said it was overvalued.
So why did he do that after buying a bunch of it?
Surely he has a plan....

[Anonymous No.29444873]

>>29444306
Stupidest fucking hammer Ive ever seen.

[Anonymous No.29444885]

>>29444370
>nio acts like eth to tsla (btc)

I'm fucked

[Anonymous No.29444893]

Im buying 7 shares of SOXL, market order tomorrow morning

[Anonymous No.29444917]

>>29444783
nerve gas

[Anonymous No.29444916]

>>29444861
you vastly overestimate elon's intelligence

[Anonymous No.29444947]

>>29444765
>t. physics guy
what's in your portfolio?

[Anonymous No.29444975]

>>29444637
What broker/app is this? I like the UI.

[Anonymous No.29444984]

>>29444306
>>29444677
I bought LEAPS last month hoping for some vega action if NOK turned into a meme stock, managed to sell them close to that price for something like $20k profit

[Anonymous No.29444985]

>>29444853
I remembered I had Medieval 2 on my Amazon account from years ago after seeing you post about Rome and installed it this weekend. Every single thing I do pisses off the Pope I can't make that fucker happy no matter what I do

[Anonymous No.29444986]

>>29444861
he may want to buy in some more cheaper but it's odd because he already put lots of money in it.

[Anonymous No.29444989]

>>29444917
Damn, that’s scary

[Anonymous No.29444991]

>look at pool stocks
>also in portfolio: molson coors

who /comfy boomer/

[Anonymous No.29444992]

>>29444916
B-but Kathy Wood said...

[Anonymous No.29445016]

>>29444975
Rabbihood

[Anonymous No.29445017]

>>29444917
that nerve gas is some powerful fucked up shit. If I ever show up in front of a judge I'm just gonna shrug and say "nerve gas". Can't hurt

[Anonymous No.29445031]

>>29444578
>Everyone here is a bagholder

Not those who bought The Holy Trinity sub-penny stock mentioned here

[Anonymous No.29445042]

>>29444873
Its a great example of how Robinhood creates a two-tiered market by selling market orders to high frequency traders.

[Anonymous No.29445060]

>>29444975
Rottenhood

[Anonymous No.29445107]

I have enough money for one (1) SOXL. How fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.29445117]

>>29445016
>when your loan shark pretends to be your friend

[Anonymous No.29445119]

>>29444635
I almost got too many images to come up with names for all of them. That's why I just gave up and just threw them in various folders. I have a couple things named here and there, but I now mainly name shit I make myself.

[Anonymous No.29445120]

>>29442105
be gone weak bears, the oil chad is here

[Anonymous No.29445145]

>>29444975

[Anonymous No.29445154]

>>29444975
That's just Robinhood.

>why it look funni
Expand button in the bottom right-hand corner.

[Anonymous No.29445192]

you EV fags here have whacky priorities right now

you should be focusing on MVIS !

[Anonymous No.29445193]

>>29444578
I haven't held anything but cash overnight since December 2019

[Anonymous No.29445198]

>>29445016
Whaaaa how did the get the grid layout thingy?

[Anonymous No.29445224]

>>29444984
I bought 2/19 calls when I saw them come up in the dark pools. Sold for 500%, but they were worth 2000%+ at the peak

[Anonymous No.29445240]

>>29444985
Usually the pope will reconcile within like 5-10 turns but yeah the papal states are a bigger pain in the ass than the roman senate for sure.
>Bro go take Jerusalem from the Ottomans
>Bro go attack this faction with 4x as many troops as you with zero notice
>Attacking a province you need for your victory conditions? Not cool bro, excommunicated and crusade called.

[Anonymous No.29445243]

>>29444853
>not having Carthage and thapsus constantly rebel as they grow in size just so you can exterminate them every few years for the shekels

[Anonymous No.29445267]

>>29445193
I made 70k from jan 9th until last monday. Now its slipping away.

[Anonymous No.29445282]

>>29445192
Yeah, maybe next week. I'm busy.

[Anonymous No.29445283]

>>29444637

I legit admit that's AESTHETIC!

but it's Robbinghood

[Anonymous No.29445289]

>>29444516
Bought in at 3 and I held through the initial January crash, so I have I nice buffer. Looking to buy cheapies if it stabilizes.

[Anonymous No.29445307]

>It just keeps dumping
oh no no no no hahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.29445310]

Thoughts on buying 100x Mar21 360 puts?

[Anonymous No.29445312]

>>29444807
why

[Anonymous No.29445315]

>futures

[Anonymous No.29445318]

>>29444985
Max out an assassin or three, park them in the vatican, 'replace' him whenever he starts threatening excommunication or telling you to stop attacking people. It'll take the new guy a while to start hating you again
Been a long time since I played but I think that works

[Anonymous No.29445359]

i love bitcoin pullbacks
i get to go spread FUD all over /biz/ about something i've never once owned

[Anonymous No.29445384]

im boutta mess around and own $50,000 worth of SOXL this HAS to be based right

[Anonymous No.29445398]

Gonna keep an eye on CCIV tomorrow.
I sold around $45 AH today but I want to see what it does. I got in at $18 but fuck I should've sold at open today

[Anonymous No.29445429]

>>29445198
That’s just the Robinhood default for crypto. I didn’t do anything

[Anonymous No.29445432]

You FID buy FRX last week right Anons? You don’t LIKE being poor do you? It was a Green Day today!

[Anonymous No.29445441]

>>29445042
Yea. Robinhood did that.

Did you not see Zack flipflopping for an entire week on NOK. First bullish, then GME happened then they were extremely bearish. Now theyre extremely bearish but attest to great fundamentals and a promising future earnings.

Its a ponzu scheme and they didn't want the proles making money. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.29445468]

>>29445315

[Anonymous No.29445490]

>>29445384
If you don't give a fuck about seeing MASSIVE red swings and care about making money in like 2 months then its based as fuck

[Anonymous No.29445526]

>megoing to my broker's office tomorrow to demand they rebalance my portfolio into a conservative and diversified mix of bonds and index funds

[Anonymous No.29445532]

>futures

[Anonymous No.29445550]

>>29445120
is it too late to get in on suncor?

[Anonymous No.29445567]

>>29445315
>pasts

[Anonymous No.29445586]

Futures are up what are you retards on about?

[Anonymous No.29445596]

>>29445490
i dont care about swings at all, if i was going to retire soon i'd be all into dividends and 1x ETFs boomer style

[Anonymous No.29445603]

>>29445441
I'm talking about how Robinhood collects a market order where you're basically sayings
>I'll pay any price for these shares!
And sells it to someone that jacks up the price exponentially.

[Anonymous No.29445610]

>>29444832
Niggers tongue my ANVS

[Anonymous No.29445623]

>Presents

[Anonymous No.29445665]

>>29445318
kek, I'll give it a try, I'm Denmark right now and just took over England after they attacked me after I almost eradicated Scottland for attacking me when I >>29445318
took Antwerp and Bruge from rebels when they had just landed. Now Poland keeps attacking me and when I go to take one of their cities the old fuck keeps threatening to excommunitcate me so I've just built a bunch of ballistas to take their cities in one turn once the cease hostilities missions expire

[Anonymous No.29445667]

>>29445567
YOUR future...is past. And your past...is present!

[Anonymous No.29445673]

Etherium just keeps going down bros..

[Anonymous No.29445682]

>>29445586
nah it will dump around 3

[Anonymous No.29445699]

>BTC getting raped
I hope you guys tooj my advice on mara/riot

Shit is gonna be CHEAP

[Anonymous No.29445741]

I SHOULD HAVE HELD MY DGTW AND GRST
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME FROM SUICIDE IS SHAQSPAC

[Anonymous No.29445784]

WHY DID I LISTEN TO BARFBAGS AND BUY THEIR SHITTY COIN MINER FRIDAY! I HATE CANADIANS

[Anonymous No.29445820]

>get justed in stock market for 2nd day in a row
>not too worried because crypto is keeping me afloat
>mfw all crypto gains gone overnight
it can't be happening to me anons
NOT AGAIN

[Anonymous No.29445824]

fuck bros please go up

[Anonymous No.29445847]

>>29445603
Even so the absolute lack of any price movement for NOK after the fact is suspect. Its not like NOK hasn't shot from 3 to 5 in the last in a matter of days. But an absolute plummet back to 4 with no support anywhere in the gap? Sus af.

[Anonymous No.29445860]

>>29445623

[Anonymous No.29445881]

Quantitative easing was a lie. They just told us they were doing it so we wouldn't lose confidence.

[Anonymous No.29445893]

YOUR BUYING CTRM TOMORROW,

RIGHT LADS?

[Anonymous No.29445907]

I have a bunch of normie stocks and the only one that went up is EB

[Anonymous No.29445921]

>>29445784
serves you right

[Anonymous No.29445926]

>>29445550
the market value is <40B and the book value is >80B....their assets are oil and land in an inflationary wild economy, you tell me if its too late to get in at 26

[Anonymous No.29445935]

>>29442105
short tesla
all out of tesla.

[Anonymous No.29445942]

>>29445893
>CTRM
I worry those reddit niggers are going to drop their bags on me

[Anonymous No.29445951]

>>29445673
After the news, eth is fucking done.

[Anonymous No.29445980]

>>29445847
Its because the actual market (as in people on the NYSE) would never pay those prices, and the instruments they use wouldn't allow them to pay those prices even with a market order. But Robinhood isn't using the NYSE when they execute a market order.

[Anonymous No.29445983]

>>29445586
>line go up
>what goes up must come down

[Anonymous No.29445997]

>>29445881

[Anonymous No.29446078]

>>29446044

New >>29446044

>>29446044

[Anonymous No.29446083]

Relax, guys. We're all gonna make it. You'll see.

[Anonymous No.29446107]

>>29445951
So expensive gas fees literally never going away? What a piece of shit. Selling all my eth.
>Currency of the future
>Costs over 15% in fees to send anything
Trash

[Anonymous No.29446232]

>>29443078
got me good

[Anonymous No.29446444]

>>29445596
buckle up. We are in for one hell of a ride

[Anonymous No.29446673]

>>29445983
Zoom out dude

[Anonymous No.29446687]

Are MARA bros gonna be okay? Do you guys need a hug?

[Anonymous No.29446778]

>>29443863
INTEL IS BEHIND SCHEDULE!!!