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>> No.29442163
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I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

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>> No.29442173

first for red week

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>people fell for my weekend bobo psyop and sold the bottom today

>> No.29442242

Not if this id color has anything to say about it

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that's a lot of tax
that means you must have made a lot of capital gains
you haven't been getting fucked at all, duckbro

>> No.29442255

so buy SOXL in the morning?

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How do I convert my old 401k to a Roth IRA, last I checked it was around 10k in March so I'm sure it's much higher now, also I got fired in March for passing out drunk at work

>> No.29442293


We are going to be ok right CCIV bros

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Who here /Rolls-Royce/ ?

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>> No.29442339

>I got fired in March for passing out drunk at work
cmon anon
what do you do for work
why were you drunk at work

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>Here are those printed CCIV certificates you ordered, sir.

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Hold on tight, boys. Big gap up tomorrow.

>> No.29442378

So here is the next question...
What do Anons have in their IRA? Dont tell me you guys lost it all gamnling

>> No.29442382

red week, buy SQQQ and repent

>> No.29442408

Was deli at Costco, drunk at work because alcoholic and a girl made me sad, almost 6 months sober now working at a shitty call center

>> No.29442411
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these are my IRA holdings

>> No.29442436

Roth IRA comfy holds

>> No.29442446

What’re the odds of a robinhood liquidity crisis

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Here’s my stack

>> No.29442463

There's hope?

>> No.29442470

Do any options traders know exactly what happened with SPY options chains that day a few months ago when they rebalanced?
That entire day is a financial market mystery that I still lose sleep over.

Here's a good read:

There's a lot of weird shit that nobodies talking about going on this year. Glitches and the like. No discussion everyone just forgets about it the next day.

Rogue AI

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All I want is enough money to cash out and buy a cheap place in the forest.

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>> No.29442486

ETFs, dividend yielding stocks, and some OTC penny stocks. rate it pls.

>> No.29442497

Is CCIV going to kill SPACs?

>> No.29442498

you open a Roth IRA account in a brokerage and request a trustee-to-trustee rollover so that you don't get flagged for an early withdrawal, the 401k broker closes your account and mails a check addressed to your Roth IRA broker and you mail that check to your Roth IRA broker. It sounds fucking stupid because it is, but it's the easiest way to min/max your tax-leveraged retirement account.
When I decided to quit my job I told HR to put 100% into my 401k until it maxed out knowing I'll transfer it to my Roth IRA when I quit.

>> No.29442523

You mean another one?

>> No.29442528

>go to get an absolute classic costco hotdog and find the deli man passed out in a pool of his own vomit
good lord
well at least you're sober
don't let 3d women get to you

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based plan, cringe photo

>> No.29442539

They got cash (funny money) from someone. Someone bailed them out already. Not sure it’s enough. Biden won’t let Robinhood fail because it would cause an absolute market panic.

The conditions are already ripe for a fucking depression

>> No.29442544

Let's archive that.

>> No.29442549

>get overperformance on stocks
>buy a couple of derivatives
>everything crashes
I guess that's a good lesson in humility

>> No.29442566

360 at 1.35

in it for coming traveling revive and nuclear energy program. hbu?

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>> No.29442605

I'm in for their cool cars lol

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Demon Slayer Mugen Train will be premiering in the US soon. It’s made 350M in Japan alone.

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Why don’t people just gamble with cheap Optioms and get out when there’s a bit of profit? Sure it might go further but money is money g

>> No.29442644

these are the types of secret tools (((they))) use to get a leg up
sorry about your impending suicide anon

>> No.29442649
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100% of my HSA is in a chinese penny stock and I use my Roth IRA to swing trade small/micro caps, I don't give a fuck .
It's like that quote from that dota player, when the game is retarded you have to go full retard or you lose, you can't go half retard

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>> No.29442665

>gamble on options
>put the money that's left into ANVS FOMO
i'm going to be a millionaire soon

>> No.29442671

Futures are up. Why the panic

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>overheard mom talking on the phone about how investing in stocks is the only worthwhile think I've done with my life
T-thanks mom

>> No.29442680

In think or swim is the number in the Div field for the stock just cents per share? Like for nike it’s 0.275, is that just 27 cents?

>> No.29442681

That’s dumb. She can’t ride that bull.

>> No.29442719

Cost deli and food court are absolute slave labor, worked in the Costco food court after construction and going to school and before getting a job at a CPA firm, the Costco Deli and Good Court are both considerably worse than drilling and filling fence posts or working 60+ hours a week 6 months a year. Obama fucking loved the idea of people working at Costco, that stupid Nigger.

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I'm sorry bro..

>> No.29442724

The west doesn't give a shit about anime movies lol.

>> No.29442734

In 10 years that will be a million dollars. And that's assuming you do nothing. If you sell calls and buy more SOXL with the premium it'll be 5 million

>> No.29442738

They're rotating out of tech and future tech again. Still too early. Corporate Dystopia is the play not cyclicals.

>> No.29442775

plane engines

>> No.29442780

Move out

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>10k is a lot of tax

>> No.29442811

thanks, anon

>> No.29442831

If I made CLF Tranny shirts, would /biz/ buy them?

>> No.29442850

lumfag is a dirt poor tranny

>> No.29442859

I’m working towards 100 shares (surely after the split) gonna sale calls on em comfy mode

>> No.29442867


>> No.29442877

Yeah you can take the conspiratorial route (that's a year 1 kind of mindset) but I've worked with enough finance jews to know that they don't understand half the shit that happens either.

Although I did lose something like $18,000 to those asshats at Goldman Sachs when they were manipulating the price of gold in 2019. Maybe we just have a really shitty SEC.

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I am sure a few faggots here would love to wear tranny shirts

>> No.29442906

Shut up rich fag.

>> No.29442932

i paid estimated taxes of 85k, i still owe 20k federal and 15k state

>> No.29442948

I'mma have to panhandle at this point

>> No.29442951

If you make under 6 figures you're poor, simple as. Do the needful, suck dick for money sir.

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>when the SOXL hits

>> No.29442958

owing the IRS 10k after filing your taxes, assuming he's paid taxes on all of his paychecks the entire year, is a lot of taxes. that's 10,000 dollars of what i'm assuming is capital gains only.
why would i want to be a woman i hate women

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>Wojak index approaching 700

>> No.29442965
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I want to
But the jews won't let the lines go up or down
I'm not paying 50 bucks on a put or a call just to make 10 or 20

>> No.29442978

I liked everyone I worked with and got to listen to whatever music I wanted, I hated everything else about that job and doing all that work either hungover or going through alcohol withdrawals isn't something I'd wish on anyone, there were a couple of times I had seizures in my car on lunch break and then just went back to work

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stay poor

>> No.29443022

my plan is hold to split, which will be a little over 200 shares, and start doing covered calls which i buy back on red days, and also buy dips as well.

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>> No.29443069

and thats why you never tell friends or family

>> No.29443077

no more red days....... please

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SOXL me to the moon!

>> No.29443094

>why would i want to be a woman i hate women
even worse
an /r9k/ incel
die late

>> No.29443115

slow down friend, who said i can't hate fuck them?

>> No.29443124
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>he thinks this is the dip

>> No.29443165

That’s all Warren Buffet ever did with his life, too, and look where he ended up.

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>What do your biz folders look like anons?
I have too much shit saved that I never even post

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>Maybe we just have a really shitty SEC.
The CEO of the SEC needs to resign

>> No.29443180

QRD on this please sirs?

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>> No.29443213

What's wrong with that lad?

>> No.29443214
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Its called scalping and its how I make $10,000 in a 5 minute window and piece out for the rest of the day/week.
>buy 1000 SPY contracts expiring EOD for $1.00
>SPY fluctuates $0.10 during powerhour volatility
>sell for $1.10
>Close tradingview and go for a run

>> No.29443255

Anybody that bought CRBP?

>> No.29443266

Im chillin, its just money faggot. If you have an actual job then you dont give a shit because you can always make more.

>> No.29443276

wait you can use an HSA to gamble tax free?

>> No.29443281

So if I have a traditional 401k and a Roth IRA from my old job, can I roll both over into one IRA with my broker?

>> No.29443285

That was the OG coronavirus when it was released in China

>> No.29443303

nerve gas

>> No.29443307
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Don’t bulli me. I’m not smart lol. But I am very good at posting dog pictures. Honestly just look at him. He’s a good boy

>> No.29443313

It'll crab for 3 months before dropping to 1.78

>> No.29443318
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join the crabpot

>> No.29443324

It's a gas leak.

>> No.29443328

I guess people were guzzling CRVS shares because they're working on a treatment for the new variants of the chink flu

>> No.29443341

is tomorrow green

>> No.29443362

Oh, what happened here?


>> No.29443367
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The SEC is just a single cubicle with a post-it that says
>On vacation, be back January, 3rd, 1998!
stuck to the computer

>> No.29443377

My uncle is the CEO of nintendo

>> No.29443385

Oh man. That's scary.

>> No.29443392

Is the Space Pope Reptillian?

>> No.29443395

Just sell all that and buy SOXL

>> No.29443441

So you're telling me that my portfolio, which consists only of SSO, QLD, USD, and UWM, is going to make it?

>> No.29443443

That's what I did. You can opt to have a separate trad and Roth IRA for each one or do a Roth conversion (paying taxes) on the 401k and combine them to a single Roth IRA. IMO if you think the stock market is going to go up, paying taxes today and getting as much $$ into a Roth account as possible is ideal

Yes, I even bought puts last March in my HSA

>> No.29443462

How about no

>> No.29443463

you will never touch a human vagina

>> No.29443483

I’ve thought of doing that too cause I watch SPY options when I got nothing better to do, but it would cost me over $750 in commissions just to do what you do.

>t. Leaf

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tomorrow will be green then turn red by afternoon.

this week will be bloody.

>> No.29443538

you will repeatedly touch human cocks

>> No.29443553

>Not building your own health slush fund

Yes Fidelity offers HSAs and you can buy equities on them. Once mine gets to 100K I'm going to use it to subsidize my insurance costs for life via VTSAX or similar.

You can roll your bank HSA into a brokerage. Even bonds are better than cash. Do eeeet.

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>bought into AITX at .25 a share a week ago

>> No.29443572

My TD Ameritrade fee last year was 50,000 lmao
They didn't even send me a Christmas card.

>> No.29443609

I'm not touching yours fag, sorry.

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>BTC taking a shit

Looks like bear kino is back on the menu boys

>> No.29443620

>tomorrow will be green then turn red by afternoon.
that is most days by default
you are supposed to sell in the morning and buy in the afternoon

>> No.29443625

are these anime posters trannies or worse, roasties?

>> No.29443635

I bought 400 shares of BB at 19. Now I'm just here holding bags unable to eat my losses and accept the mistake.

>> No.29443644

i'm not touching your vagina either, don't worry

>> No.29443646
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Dead cat bounce likely tomorrow. It would be your last chance to sell at minimal loss.

>> No.29443652

Who is your HSA administrator?

I have never seen this and I don't know how you intend to get the money out, aren't HSA's only for health expenses, and many plans don't roll over excess funds indefinitely, they might roll over for 1 or 2 years max.

>> No.29443657

Does it actually work consistently? Usually with scalps one loss wipes out 10 wins

>> No.29443658

I'm still bullish on them in the long term and only bought 250 shares at $17. It sucks losing $5000 in unrealized gains but until you sell they're just numbers on a screen

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kek. How much did Steve take from you?

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>throw 1.5k into aitx at .04 because I thought fuck it ill gamble on a penny, it goes to .045 or something then dumps to .034, I sell because i figured yep thats what's I get for gambling on pennies
>it fucking moons

I can't really explain my rage.

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Shut up bobo. We going higher and higher

>> No.29443753

Do you just buy the contracts whenever you feel like it or is there a system for that? Also, what delta. I was thinking about scalping 0-day SPY calls but it seems like you need the delta to be over 90 to avoid theta decay when it's that close to expiration. With 90s there is very little decay so all you're left with is the huge leverage. Of course 90 delta calls don't cost a dollar

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all this fucking pink when bitcoin is fucking $50K seriously
it's like everyone is always bagholding somehow

>> No.29443776

Typical /r9k/ incel projection. My dick is 8 inches long sir.

>> No.29443788

i bought mara on friday

every single fucking time i buy this SHIT fucking btc dumps an hour later and i lose 30% in a day. I HATE THIS SHIT

>> No.29443791

I lost 50k in gains
feels bad man

>> No.29443792

>reading the yahoo CCIV discussion
what world are these clowns living in, yes your shitty SPAC is overvalued, buy the rumor sell the news

>> No.29443819

Is it really?

>> No.29443820

>he bought?

>> No.29443834

is baba fucked by gates pulling out?

>> No.29443838

When Bitcoin dumps 5% all the shit coins dump 15+%

>> No.29443850

HSA Bank administers my HSA but they use TD Ameritrade as a broker for investing, I'm sure many other HSA accounts do a similar setup.
I use my HSA debit card for everything, contact lenses, any kind of checkups/appointments, I even bought some arch support insoles off of amazon that were HSA eligible. Once you turn 65 it becomes a retirement account and you get to withdraw from it like an IRA

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SOXL is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are crack in all but name. The desire for newer, faster, more is insatiable. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networking gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, the list goes on. No matter how many cores, how fast or efficient, demand requires bigger, faster, cheaper, better. The clamor for fresh silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender or other vain conceit. The multitude speaks in singular. The plea: semiconductor.
SOXL couples a single ETF entry point with the the best companies the space has to offer then pushes the already stellar returns to the limit with 3x leverage. With SOXL your economic interests are aligned with hardware powerhouses TSM, Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, Dutch based ASML, Broadcom, AMD, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. Real tech companies with innovative products people want, not """tech""" """companies""" pushing shitty ads. And like all leveraged ETFs, SOXL is rebalanced daily, accelerating gains in an upmarket while mitigating margin risks in a down.
In the last 7 years, SOXL has exploded over 100x (not even counting dividends!) yet still we are early. Semiconductor growth will proceed exponentially until every viable space is saturated with it. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of interested parties and compelling outcomes make it so. The injection of increasingly compact and efficient sensors, microcontrollers, information processing, storage, and machine learning into everywhere and everything will be this era's seminal revolution, a revolution with SOXL holders planted firmly at the receiving end.
Waiting for the "pullback" is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now.

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literally everything I buy goes to shit

>> No.29443879

no dumb fuck they increased the valuation of company 12-15b to 24b
that sent the price crashing

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I usually put a good amount on the opposite side just to hedge a bit, but its pretty consistent when you get good at it. Its a bit like playing a video game.
Last year my longest streak was 55 scalps in a row without a blunder.

said blunder cost me 30,000 grand but I think that was mostly because I held way too long because I didn't want to lose my high score.

>> No.29443934

GRST has got to be the most comfy stock ever shilled here. Just keep loading stacks on this until it hits 1 cent and voila! EZ lambo money EOY.

>> No.29443942

that's because you're retarded son
just put your money in an ETF

>> No.29443977

Also FSA is what you're thinking about. FSAs are trash and should have never existed. HSA is effectively a second retirement account that lets you withdraw for health expenses

>> No.29444005

idkkk i think i can outpace all of them with stocks

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Don't worry fren this is just a natural dip. Dips happen, just sit tight and don't panic

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>> No.29444039

I hope it dumps again. I want to drop 20k on it.

>> No.29444041

anyone still bagholding AEZS?

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Thats why I think I will keep buying. Literally soxl is crashing because I bought it.

I will take everyone with me. I dont care I will buy and it will continue to dump. I will never sell, if I sell it will go up. I will not allow it. Im crashing it. Idc anymore.

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>> No.29444102

buy sqqq before it's too late

>> No.29444113

Ask yourself do you believe in an upward trend over the years or a downward one. If up then DCA and hold. If you are day trading then that's different though.

>> No.29444115

Who's ready for CTRM to finally fufill it's nasdaq complience, after tomorrow?

>> No.29444122

>buy GME at $400
>baghold for eternity
this is (You)

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What do you call this pattern

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>> No.29444187


I doubt it.
Pending speech from CEO will come out this week. Whatever he delivers will make this go NASDAQ-tier

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>> No.29444195

Based cursed anon. Keep doing what you're doing, I wanna buy more

>> No.29444206

imagine owning crypto miners haha couldnt be me

>> No.29444214

Anyone too scared or stupid should just buy VTI or VOO or something boring. If those tank more than a normal correction/crash then it's already the apocalypse.

>> No.29444231

A fire sale

>> No.29444237

tell me anon what happens if you went 50/50 on SOXL and SOXS?

>> No.29444240

you organize?

>> No.29444241

What would theoretically happen if you were to perform what is in your picture

>> No.29444248

failing and crashing to the TOP

>> No.29444250

The ideal scalp happens within the first 5 minutes of trading so you really don't need to worry about Greeks. I usually buy just by looking at the direction + volatility of price and whatever futures seems to be doing (as well as accounting for broader market sentiment.
More often than not these days people will immediately "buy the dip" and "sell the day", so price action at open is really easy to determine.

But yeah if you're too tied to the math you're gonna get that
>deer in the headlights
thing and freeze up when you need to be decisive. Treat it as a game and practice a lot with paper trading until you're confident in your win/loss ratio.

>> No.29444258
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Hit me with some bog, ooo and bull pics.

>> No.29444288

Let's assume crypto continues to brutally crash. What does this mean for stocks?

>> No.29444299

Awesome. Thanks for the tips, anon

>> No.29444303

Anyone too scared or stupid should just kill themselves to improve the human genepool.

>> No.29444306
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this still cracks me up

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Did you buy the dip today, son?

>> No.29444337

BTC follows the market

>> No.29444340

We already know they'll just come here.

>> No.29444349

That was recently. It would take minutes to find the image I wanted. I just find myself making more and more folders as the days go by.

>> No.29444370

absolutely freaking nothing unless you're TSLA

>> No.29444386
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I bought a bunch more VOO and VOOG this morning.

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I did the needful, sir.

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>> No.29444433

You cant figure it our yourself?
You cant lose more than you buy.

>> No.29444441
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It will not crash. It is a correction for going up too fast. Buy the dips. My only regret is not having enough cash to cost average down in HVBTF

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>> No.29444455
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People who bought miners at the top commit seppuku.

>> No.29444456

I am very comfortable right now. I bought Waves for 3 dollars. I expect it to be up to $ 20 soon with the next news.

>> No.29444458


>> No.29444463


>> No.29444467

Yeah they'll come here, ignore stocks people tell them to buy because "muh shills" buy shit stocks or tranny stocks, lose everything, suicide. Profit!

>> No.29444488

My ira is all sp500 and vti since I'm boring

>> No.29444509

Absolutely based

>> No.29444516
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>Bitcoin dumps just a few market days after people here bought miner stock
You can’t make this shit up. Everybody point and laugh at the bagholders.

>> No.29444521

Yeah and I sold when we filled the gap :)

>> No.29444532

Ah, you're right. I am thinking of flex spending accounts. They are a joke and I never used them, I will look into HSA.


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bros ive been smoking weed and im not sure if i should feel good or bad about gambling 2.5% of my portfolio of an undervalued Bitfarm'ing stock that's expanding to South Africa or America lol

was up 13% at close though

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Have a rare bog

>> No.29444578

Everyone here is a bagholder. No one walked out a winner today

>> No.29444581

I just want GPU prices to come down

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Tech bubble will burst. I think I already started it. Even btc is dumping because I bought soxl. I will buy more soxl tomorrow in my roth ira, that way it will absolutely crash for fucking years. This is the end. Get out. You have until my money settles, may be tomorrow, may be Wednesday, but I will buy more soxl.

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Eat bug

>> No.29444622

Fuck me electricity is terrifying.

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>> No.29444633

if you don't wait for the BTC crash before throwing money at BTC farm stocks you're a legit retard

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I'm a simple man. I see something funny and hit save for repostan

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And it’s dumping at a healthy rate

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BFARFbags said it would go up forever! I was deceived! I can't even sell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.29444648

should i sell my arkg

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Needs to be cropped out and plastered on a classier background.

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Ooooh I just checked to see it below 50k now, sucks to suck I guess

>> No.29444677

I still remember someone in these threads was posting he bought a shit ton of shares at 9.79 which was the absolute top

>> No.29444688

I bought over $9000 worth of AMD calls expiring this Friday. I was pretty confident it was the dip, but I still bought too early.

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>> No.29444698

>bitcoin under 50k
BARF bros...

>> No.29444700

Is it the electricity or is it the china?

>> No.29444715

Earnings coming up. I’m buying this dip ASAP. Been looking for a good time to get on the BILI train

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what if it doesnt crash though
i was planning to sell end of week

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thats how original lasers worked.
>a light source
>2 mirrors
>one mirror slightly less reflective.
>the light bounces back and forth stimulating more light from the source
>until a beam is emitted

newer lasers are just a diode (but high end lasers still use stimulated emission aka)
"light amplification stimulated emission radiation"

t. physics guy

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>> No.29444783

Whats the story here?

>> No.29444807


sell everything this is your only warning

>> No.29444809

does anyone know if the lithium thing for Suncor is legit or if it's just bullshit being told for lithium smallcap shit to pump and dump?

>> No.29444832

niggers tongued my ANVS today

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RIP General Boomer

>> No.29444855

Give me a classier background and I'll do it

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Hold on a second...
Didn't Elon try to dip BTC on purpose? He said it was overvalued.
So why did he do that after buying a bunch of it?
Surely he has a plan....

>> No.29444873

Stupidest fucking hammer Ive ever seen.

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>nio acts like eth to tsla (btc)

I'm fucked

>> No.29444893

Im buying 7 shares of SOXL, market order tomorrow morning

>> No.29444916

you vastly overestimate elon's intelligence

>> No.29444917

nerve gas

>> No.29444947

>t. physics guy
what's in your portfolio?

>> No.29444975

What broker/app is this? I like the UI.

>> No.29444984

I bought LEAPS last month hoping for some vega action if NOK turned into a meme stock, managed to sell them close to that price for something like $20k profit

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I remembered I had Medieval 2 on my Amazon account from years ago after seeing you post about Rome and installed it this weekend. Every single thing I do pisses off the Pope I can't make that fucker happy no matter what I do

>> No.29444986

he may want to buy in some more cheaper but it's odd because he already put lots of money in it.

>> No.29444989

Damn, that’s scary

>> No.29444991

>look at pool stocks
>also in portfolio: molson coors

who /comfy boomer/

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B-but Kathy Wood said...

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>> No.29445017

that nerve gas is some powerful fucked up shit. If I ever show up in front of a judge I'm just gonna shrug and say "nerve gas". Can't hurt

>> No.29445031

>Everyone here is a bagholder

Not those who bought The Holy Trinity sub-penny stock mentioned here

>> No.29445042

Its a great example of how Robinhood creates a two-tiered market by selling market orders to high frequency traders.

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I have enough money for one (1) SOXL. How fucked am I?

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>when your loan shark pretends to be your friend

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I almost got too many images to come up with names for all of them. That's why I just gave up and just threw them in various folders. I have a couple things named here and there, but I now mainly name shit I make myself.

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be gone weak bears, the oil chad is here

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>> No.29445154

That's just Robinhood.

>why it look funni
Expand button in the bottom right-hand corner.

>> No.29445192

you EV fags here have whacky priorities right now

you should be focusing on MVIS !

>> No.29445193

I haven't held anything but cash overnight since December 2019

>> No.29445198

Whaaaa how did the get the grid layout thingy?

>> No.29445224

I bought 2/19 calls when I saw them come up in the dark pools. Sold for 500%, but they were worth 2000%+ at the peak

>> No.29445240

Usually the pope will reconcile within like 5-10 turns but yeah the papal states are a bigger pain in the ass than the roman senate for sure.
>Bro go take Jerusalem from the Ottomans
>Bro go attack this faction with 4x as many troops as you with zero notice
>Attacking a province you need for your victory conditions? Not cool bro, excommunicated and crusade called.

>> No.29445243

>not having Carthage and thapsus constantly rebel as they grow in size just so you can exterminate them every few years for the shekels

>> No.29445267

I made 70k from jan 9th until last monday. Now its slipping away.

>> No.29445282

Yeah, maybe next week. I'm busy.

>> No.29445283


I legit admit that's AESTHETIC!

but it's Robbinghood

>> No.29445289

Bought in at 3 and I held through the initial January crash, so I have I nice buffer. Looking to buy cheapies if it stabilizes.

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>It just keeps dumping
oh no no no no hahahahahahaha

>> No.29445310

Thoughts on buying 100x Mar21 360 puts?

>> No.29445312


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>> No.29445318

Max out an assassin or three, park them in the vatican, 'replace' him whenever he starts threatening excommunication or telling you to stop attacking people. It'll take the new guy a while to start hating you again
Been a long time since I played but I think that works

>> No.29445359

i love bitcoin pullbacks
i get to go spread FUD all over /biz/ about something i've never once owned

>> No.29445384

im boutta mess around and own $50,000 worth of SOXL this HAS to be based right

>> No.29445398

Gonna keep an eye on CCIV tomorrow.
I sold around $45 AH today but I want to see what it does. I got in at $18 but fuck I should've sold at open today

>> No.29445429

That’s just the Robinhood default for crypto. I didn’t do anything

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You FID buy FRX last week right Anons? You don’t LIKE being poor do you? It was a Green Day today!

>> No.29445441

Yea. Robinhood did that.

Did you not see Zack flipflopping for an entire week on NOK. First bullish, then GME happened then they were extremely bearish. Now theyre extremely bearish but attest to great fundamentals and a promising future earnings.

Its a ponzu scheme and they didn't want the proles making money. Simple as.

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>> No.29445490

If you don't give a fuck about seeing MASSIVE red swings and care about making money in like 2 months then its based as fuck

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>megoing to my broker's office tomorrow to demand they rebalance my portfolio into a conservative and diversified mix of bonds and index funds

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>> No.29445550

is it too late to get in on suncor?

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Futures are up what are you retards on about?

>> No.29445596

i dont care about swings at all, if i was going to retire soon i'd be all into dividends and 1x ETFs boomer style

>> No.29445603

I'm talking about how Robinhood collects a market order where you're basically sayings
>I'll pay any price for these shares!
And sells it to someone that jacks up the price exponentially.

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Niggers tongue my ANVS

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kek, I'll give it a try, I'm Denmark right now and just took over England after they attacked me after I almost eradicated Scottland for attacking me when I >>29445318
took Antwerp and Bruge from rebels when they had just landed. Now Poland keeps attacking me and when I go to take one of their cities the old fuck keeps threatening to excommunitcate me so I've just built a bunch of ballistas to take their cities in one turn once the cease hostilities missions expire

>> No.29445667

YOUR future...is past. And your past...is present!

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Etherium just keeps going down bros..

>> No.29445682

nah it will dump around 3

>> No.29445699

>BTC getting raped
I hope you guys tooj my advice on mara/riot

Shit is gonna be CHEAP

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>> No.29445820

>get justed in stock market for 2nd day in a row
>not too worried because crypto is keeping me afloat
>mfw all crypto gains gone overnight
it can't be happening to me anons

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fuck bros please go up

>> No.29445847

Even so the absolute lack of any price movement for NOK after the fact is suspect. Its not like NOK hasn't shot from 3 to 5 in the last in a matter of days. But an absolute plummet back to 4 with no support anywhere in the gap? Sus af.

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>> No.29445881

Quantitative easing was a lie. They just told us they were doing it so we wouldn't lose confidence.

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>> No.29445907

I have a bunch of normie stocks and the only one that went up is EB

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serves you right

>> No.29445926

the market value is <40B and the book value is >80B....their assets are oil and land in an inflationary wild economy, you tell me if its too late to get in at 26

>> No.29445935

short tesla
all out of tesla.

>> No.29445942

I worry those reddit niggers are going to drop their bags on me

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After the news, eth is fucking done.

>> No.29445980

Its because the actual market (as in people on the NYSE) would never pay those prices, and the instruments they use wouldn't allow them to pay those prices even with a market order. But Robinhood isn't using the NYSE when they execute a market order.

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>line go up
>what goes up must come down

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>> No.29446078


New >>29446044


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Relax, guys. We're all gonna make it. You'll see.

>> No.29446107

So expensive gas fees literally never going away? What a piece of shit. Selling all my eth.
>Currency of the future
>Costs over 15% in fees to send anything

>> No.29446232

got me good

>> No.29446444

buckle up. We are in for one hell of a ride

>> No.29446673

Zoom out dude

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Are MARA bros gonna be okay? Do you guys need a hug?

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