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29440145 No.29440145 [Reply] [Original]

You're having sex now and then, right anon? Surely you're not so blinded by the pursuit of making money that you forget the very activity we exist for?

>> No.29440211

No, I'm a wizard.

>> No.29440257

>>29440145
I have a girl that’s 19 that lives as a
sex slave in a submissive BDSM lifestyle as a cat girl that wears a belled collar and sleeps in a cage

>> No.29440295

I haven't had sex in at least 5 years
Feelsbadman

>> No.29440453
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29440453

>>29440145
imagine buying into the idea of continuing my bloodline lol
i don't need anymore schizo autists running around

>> No.29440482

>>29440295
Why

>> No.29440537
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29440537

>>29440145
>havent tasted, smelled, or touched cum since corona
i miss getting dick oh my god

>> No.29440591

>>29440537
Shutup fag

>> No.29440590

>>29440537
Are you gay

>> No.29440636
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29440636

>>29440145
>we exist to have sex

>> No.29440878

>>29440636
What other experience matches sex?

>> No.29440948

>>29440878
Getting rich from crypto

>> No.29441025

>>29440537
homos out

>> No.29441129
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29441129

>>29440145
I've only had sex once in the last 3 years, and I've had a girlfriend for 2 of those years, and it wasn't with her

>> No.29441305

I haven't been having sex so as a result I've been feeling too much sexual tension with my roommate, I spent too much time with her fucked up the last few weekends, I could tell we both realized we wanted to fuck. Just bought a plane ticket to go to Hawaii on Thursday to let things cool down.

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>>29440145
Sex pales in comparison to gains. I wouldn't fuck my wife for 10 years for a 100x and I'd split half with her and spend the rest fucking Chinese massage parlor girls.

>> No.29441387

>>29441129
The hell? What did you do those 2 years, sit around and talk?

>> No.29441425

>>29441305
What's the problem if you both want it

>> No.29441435

>>29440211
Gj, wizard this July

>> No.29441757

>>29441387
Long dumb story, short of it is I fell in love with a girl who was saving herself for marriage and convinced myself I could either deal with it til then, or sway her to the dark side. Then a bunch of other shit happened and now its 2 years on and I still love her but am probably going to break up with her. She gave great hand jobs with a little bit of coaching, though.

>> No.29442778

>>29440590
>>29440591
>>29441025
if i was gay i would smell and touch my own cum

>> No.29443188

>>29442778
Post proof of your gender

>> No.29443228

I have to be a volcel because being gay is a sin.

>> No.29443287

>>29440948
kek

>> No.29443320

>>29440145
I am 27, in upper 6 figure hell and I am STILL a kissless virgin.
>tfw they dont sell gfs

>> No.29443381

>>29440145
I only have CEX
OP sucks DEX

>> No.29443799

>>29440145
I am on my way of becoming a wizard. I've been saving money and everything for my castle when I'm older.