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29425847 No.29425847 [Reply] [Original]

Guys, guys, guys!

Okay, hear me out...

We short the USD.

>> No.29427091

>>29425847
That's one cool Bobo

>> No.29427128

>>29425847
Our politicians already did that years ago

>> No.29427168

>>29425847
With what? A protest at capitol hill kek

>> No.29427212
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>>29425847
/biz/ would still find a way to get liquidated

>> No.29427253

buying crypto IS shorting USD

>> No.29427269

>>29425847
TFW you understand that people invest in stocks to stay short USD

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>>29425847
based bobo

>> No.29427324

I'm in. *Puts sunglasses on turns into bear*

>> No.29427347

i agree, nice

>> No.29427380

>call up my money market broker
>"Hello sir I'd like to place a short position on the USD at 10,000$
>hear hysterical laughter on the other end
>spaghetti starts to leak from my pockets
>drop my phone as I race to shove it back in
>it's too late
>spaghetti bursts forth from my pockets
>my windows shatter
>spaghetti fills the streets
>the entire United States is now covered in a 10ft layer of spaghetti
>tfw my position would have been green

>> No.29427983

>>29425847
You short the dollar by buying bitcoin retard.

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>>29425847
yes, buy btc

>> No.29429738

yeah that's what btc is for bobo