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BURGERS ABSOLUTELY FINISHED AND BTFO. ITS OVER

>> No.29412718

>>29412655
holy fuck thats gay!!

>> No.29412778

>>29412655
Bullish for XMR

>> No.29412813

>>29412655

>this form will become affective
ask me how I know that you edited this with inspect element.

>> No.29412824

>>29412655
>O-ohhh say can youuu seeeeee

>> No.29412830

What coins do you own?
>6ix9ine
>hotdog
>luigi
>niggercoin
>dentacoin - A coin for dentists
But sir you work at McDonalds

>> No.29412832

>>29412655
Regulation means adoption retard
We're going to make it.

>> No.29412835

Sorry I lost all mine in a boating accident

>> No.29412880

>>29412655
holy fuck it's real

>> No.29412901

>>29412655
Ah fuck, I sent all my coins to the wrong wallet. Shucks.

>> No.29412903

>>29412655
>>29412832
literally bullish

>> No.29412915
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29412915

That cant be real

>> No.29412919
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29412919

>>29412655
>>29412824

>> No.29412926

Based Biden administration! We need more taxes to pay for the stimulus debts.

>> No.29412931

>>29412813
Yep, confirmed brainet.

>> No.29412932

>>29412655
NIGGER

>> No.29412958

>>29412778
bullish for XLM
>>29412655
I thought I had to report it for 2020 tax year but Turboturd only let's you document gains/losses not holdings.

>> No.29412986

>felony for this
holy fuck

>> No.29413000

>>29412813
kek
op BTFO

>> No.29413015

Also it's not real and OP is quite talented to be able to make this edit while furiously sucking cocks

>> No.29413025

>>29412655
why is there so much fud like this today

>> No.29413032

https://www.cnbc.com/darla-mercado/
Fake and gay

>> No.29413057

>>29412835
>Send all coins to private wallet
>Sorry I lost all of my crypto in a Nigerian phishing scam
How can they actually enforce this shit?

>> No.29413066
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29413066

>>29412830
>>6ix9ine
>>hotdog
>>luigi
>>niggercoin
>>dentacoin - A coin for dentists

>> No.29413082

>>29412655
one more reason to move as the US collapses

>> No.29413119

>>29412655
>affective

wanna know why I didn't even bother checking it was real?

fucking kys FUDfaggot

>> No.29413128

tell me more about the freedom in your first world country please

>> No.29413216
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29413216

>>29412655
ridin' with biden
hahahahahaha

>> No.29413238
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29413238

Still don't give a fuck, still not reporting, still never cashing out.

I'll hash out my millions with whatever Asian country I flee to in ten years.

>> No.29413299

>>29412655
Dis gon be affecative soon boi! Bedda jus sell to me b4 da bottom DUMP yo!

>> No.29413433

If this is a real article is memory holed because I can't find it anywhere.

>> No.29413488

>>29412718
>>29412778
>>29412813
>>29412824
>>29412830
>>29412832
>>29412835
>>29412880
>>29412901
>>29412903
>>29412915
>>29412919
>>29412926
>>29412931
>>29412932
>>29412958
>>29412986
>>29413000
>>29413015
>>29413025
>>29413032
>>29413057
>>29413066
>>29413082
>>29413119
>>29413128
>>29413216
>>29413238
>>29413299
>>29413433
Do not forget to report by April 15th, 2021

>> No.29413523

>>29412655
link?

>> No.29413530

>>29413057
Did you KYC on an exchange?
That's how.

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>>29413488
>Do not forget to report by April 15th, 2021
>>29413216
>ridin' with biden
they're going to start offering bounties for snitching on your neighbor and family/friends for unreported crypto holdings

>> No.29413572

>>29412813
heroic

>> No.29413584

>>29413488
I've already filed my taxes. I always do it early to ensure that our government gets the money it needs promptly. I'm a good American.

>> No.29413647

>>29413562
>they're going to start offering bounties for snitching on your neighbor and family/friends for unreported crypto holdings
unironically the same as during the 30's with gold.
the major crash is programmed, planned and unevitable to happen before this summer

>> No.29413663

Good thing about being a turd worlder is that our IRS can't track crypto for shit.

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>>29413647
>unironically the same as during the 30's with gold.
the more things change, the more the stay the same

>> No.29413729

>>29413584
anglonigger tax cattle

>> No.29413733

>>29412655
KEK
AMERIGOLEMS BTFO

>> No.29413782

what if i have no job

>> No.29413786
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29413786

>>29412778
pack your bags anon, we're leaving

>> No.29413807

1)Buy BTC on localbitcoins from a random person, pay with Paypal.
2)Never use any KYS exchanges.
3)Never cash out or cash out via localbitcoins and Paypal.
4)????
5)PROFIT!

>> No.29413828

LOL FUCK YOU AMERIFATS IMAGINE VOTING FOR A PEDOPHILE WITH DEMENTIA

>> No.29414032
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29414032

>it's real
oh shit

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/02/22/not-so-private-failure-to-report-cryptocurrency-ownership-now-federal-crime.html

>> No.29414132

FAKE and GAY

>> No.29414164
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29414164

>>29413066
>dentacoin - A coin for dentists

>> No.29414179

>>29412813
Kek, you obviously don't understand the quality of """journalists""" we have in 2021.

>> No.29414448

>>29413807
until an undercover CEA agent meets up with you to "buy" your 10000 XRP at the local starbucks

>> No.29414663

>>29413066
>>29414164
kek I remember dentacoin from the last bullrun

>> No.29414741

>>29412655
It's coming to Europe soon enough to. Sell before it's too late.

>> No.29414817

Fake.

>> No.29414844

>>29412655
good thing chainlink is an ERC20 token and not a crypto currency

>> No.29414917

>>29414741
Or "lose" your keys.

>> No.29415045

>>29412655
>affective
nice try pajeet

>> No.29415161

>>29412778
this

>> No.29415217

>>29412813
NOOOOO THAT WAS THE JOOOOORNALISTTTT

>> No.29415230
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>>29414032
FML its true and coinbase has all my records.

>> No.29415325

>>29412655
This is old fucking news you idiots.

>> No.29415346
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29415346

>>29412655
Boating accidents are up 1000% this year

>> No.29415502

>>29412655
>affective
The loo. Poo in it.

>> No.29415571

>>29412655
fake and gay lmao

>> No.29415610

joke's on you, i don't pay taxes

>> No.29415637

its real
>>>/pol/309300456

>> No.29415794

https://www.coindesk.com/lawsuit-irs-expand-privacy-for-crypto-users

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.29415958

>>29415637
post the actual article you brand dead fuck face. Then post the Government website stating what they passed you turd eating shit poster.

>> No.29416023
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>>29412655
Cosmos to the rescue:
https://scrt.network
https://bridge.scrt.network/swap#Swap

Intro:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqkOUNvDIx8

Suck my cock IRS.

>> No.29416395

>>29415958
>>29415958
i filed my taxes a few days ago and it was a question on them but it also was last year

>> No.29416840

it's fake false alarm

>> No.29416923

>>29413216

Why isn't Elon on the list of billionaires?

>> No.29417145

>>29413530
Yeah but then a Nigerian prince took his coins

>> No.29417971

But what if you lost the password for your wallet? It is your money but you can't liquidate it. Also how do they plan to enforce it?

>> No.29418191

>>29412655
LAND. OF. THE. FREE.

>> No.29418541

>>29417971
dont worry let the big boys handle it

>> No.29419175

>>29414448
That's why I'd be sending money via paypal.

>> No.29419425

Am I glad to be European.
Moving to Andorra niggers bye bye.

>> No.29419673

>>29412655
fake faggot spamming his fake shit on biz and pol

ignore

>> No.29419721

Been claiming crypto and paying taxes for 5 years now, it's just how the world works when you actually make money.

>> No.29419947

>>29414844
feels good to be in the clear

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>>29416923
>Why isn't Elon on the list of billionaires?
he was against covid lockdown and doesn't subscribe to woke religion

>> No.29420116

>>29412778
I still haven't hit even 20 coins yet. Pls don't pump :(

>> No.29420494

>>29416395
Yes it was on there but just like Hillary Clinton I don't know what is legal and what is not so I cannot be held liable for that. If Hillary Clinton can have a server in her home with tens of thousands of top secret emails and get away with it, then nobody has to follow any fucking laws anymore, ever. i don't know what a cyrpta is, sorry. No, I don't know what a digital wallet is, hah, my wallet is made of leather guys. All that coinbase stuff in my name must be an accident of some sort. Just like Hillary, I don't know anything okay so I will just go about my business now.

>> No.29421121

>>29412655
fake and gay. why is this fud all over the place. it's fucking annoying. you're a faggot

>> No.29421127

>>29414032
that link isn't real...

>> No.29421322

>>29413488
fuck off

>> No.29421387

>>29412655
I've reported every transaction since I started. Only dumb fucks screw with the IRS.

>> No.29421604

>>29412655
this is bullish for monero

>> No.29421606

>>29412778
my seed key can be found at the bottom of the mariana trench in a rock shaped usb that I lost in a boat accident, no transactions, unknown amount

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29421635

>>29412655
I unironically can't wait to tell them I hold niggercoin.

>> No.29421726

>>29413488
Welp, I turn 30 on that day

>> No.29422329

>>29412778
please can you explain how its bullish for XMR

>> No.29422507

>get ""hacked""
>exchange for xmr on non-kyc service

the rest is up to you

>> No.29422506

>>29413238
They can extradite you from just about anywhere these days, unless you go to fucking Iran or Russia or something

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>>29421606
kek'd and based

>> No.29422916

>>29422691
great gif

>> No.29422967

>>29412655
Game
Set
Your response?
Oh match

>> No.29423036

>>29412655
Cool. Looks I'm throwing everything in XMR now.

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29423092

>>29413032
i'd fuck the blackness out of her

>> No.29423146

>>29412778
i mean yeah if you want to only be able to spend your XMR in tiny amounts. you'll never be able to buy a house or anything remotely large because if they audit you, you won't be able to prove where you got the money cause you didnt report your taxes

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>>29412655
fake

>> No.29423440

>>29412655
It's all just scare tactics. They will never be able to enforce this.

>> No.29423507

>>29423440
it's fake you gay boy

>> No.29423605

>>29413530
Is verifying ID/drivers licence on Binance considered KYC? Or do you also need to verify your bank info?

>> No.29423702

>>29423175
good job detective!

>> No.29423761

>>29413057
Won't matter. You had the coins, you made gains on them, and then you lost them. The gains don't disappear. I suppose you could file a police report, and make a claim on insurance, or something like that. If you could somehow make it documented and legit from some authority that you actually did lose that money in a scam, or accident, then you could probably write off the loss, although there might be some limit to how much you can do that for.
Oops, just googled it, sorry no, you can't write off thefts on your taxes lol.

>> No.29424263

The article screenshot is fake but the law isn't you fucking imbeciles. Look it up.

Starting this filing year you have to answer yes or no to basically "did you do any crypto stuff at all?"