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>> No.29359465
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Someone give me a WOOOOOOH DOGGY

>> No.29359475
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT WONT FUCKING STOP ITS STILL GOING WAHT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GFUYS HELP DO I SELL MY QQQ TOMORRW WHAT HTE FUCK DO I DO

>> No.29359479
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>Best Chinese investments:
BILI, WIMI, BIDU, TCEHY, BABA, GDS, NIO, TIGR, PDD, EH, RYCEY

>My favorite Chinese ETF’s:
CWEB, YINN

Divest from America. Invest in China. Taiwan is a province of the People’s republic of China, so TSM is a Chinese company. Remember to say “thank you daddy Xi!” to secure your gains. Amerilards tongue my anus.

https://youtu.be/5tCMI0uKbBE

>> No.29359487
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Here we go again!!
LINE GO DOWN!!!
LINE GO DOWN!!!!!!
LINE GO DOWN!!!!!!!!!

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eui9eTH0iF4

>> No.29359492

MY SOXL BFARFin green all over my computer.

>> No.29359516

JAGG.
Nice.

>> No.29359540
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>>29359422
Thanks for the analysis CNBC

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I GOING TO FUCK LUM

>> No.29359553
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>Reddithood is shit
>Schwab is boomer shit
>Fidelity are niggers who won't let me open an account for unrelated reasons
>TD Ameritrade are cucks
WeBull is looking to be my last option for a decent broker, but I hate doing business with chinks. Anyone had some bad experiences they care to relate to help talk me out of opening an account there?

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>>29359339
>liquidity issues?
Lenders are incredibly liquid right now. I think J.P. Morgan has nearly $300 billion in liquidity they weren't even aiming for atm. The problem is people are freaking out over YIELDS which aren't even keeping up with target inflation and abysmal earnings.

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>>29359422
>>29359465
>>29359475
>>29359479
>>29359487
>>29359492
>>29359516
>>29359540
>>29359542
>>29359553
>>29359561

NIGGERS are simians.

>> No.29359573
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>>29359487
put your money where your mouth is you idiotic freak I dare you

>> No.29359580

>financial boomers are now talking about dogecoin
Kids will ask you about this bubble like kids asked the greatest generation what the great depression was like

>> No.29359595

>>29359567
I came here from /pol/ after following the stock market hype a few weeks ago. Ever since then I haven’t gone back, and have completely grown out of my racism. I now respect black people and Jews. Thanks fellas, it’s much more comfy here.

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>>29359567
I agree

>> No.29359618

>>29359479
No thanks I'll stay 100% in VTI.

>> No.29359639

>>29359542
Why would you defile lum like this.
Her elegance should be defiled by the likes of you.

>> No.29359649

>>29359561
RH CEO said they were insolvent

>> No.29359658

>>29359618
Could you pick a more boring etf?

>> No.29359678
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Hope you or your helmets strapped on tight cause we crashing boys!

AAAAAAAAAA

>> No.29359685
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>>29359561
Burry just ranked the market before anyone could sell. It unironically over isn’t it. I can feel my denial and my gut has a calm but firm feeling.
We’re boned.
It’s peak clown world.

>> No.29359690

>>29359553
Webull is actually decent. Trade from 4am to 8pm, decent web app, free options. The major problem with them is lack of OTC stocks so if you need those look elsewhere

>> No.29359693
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> ((( wWNZ3Z4j )))

>> No.29359697

WTF WAS FRIDAY A TRAP? FUTURES ARE DEEP RED. WTF HAPPPENED

>> No.29359736

>>29359649
RH got bailed out by someone already. They have enough cash on hand to stay above water. I think the Biden administration probably told some bank to lend them the cash to prevent a full on market panic

>> No.29359747

i remember when we posted about a crash or correction for february/march in december and january

>> No.29359756

>>29359697
the last three days gapped lower on open and closed lower
are you blind?

>> No.29359768

>>29359561
In what universe are earnings abysmal? They've been fairly solid so far. This quarter has been unusual in having something like 80%+ earnings beats yet a large number of declining prices as people cycle into riskier and riskier tickers with increasingly poor fundamentals. Everyone's out to hit the next moonshot, even if it's currently on the precipice of failing under. But that is not a problem with earnings.
>yields
Real yields are negative, and rates cannot be raised without the Fed causing massive economic backlash in the real economy (not capital markets).

>> No.29359775

I want to buy my first option contract today, can anyone help me out?

>> No.29359789
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Futures falling. Rain just started outside. The gods know what is coming.

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>>29359422

>> No.29359795

>>29359775
Uvxy

>> No.29359797
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Fuck me, I bought into 3 stocks on a whim that immediately crashed 9 days ago, and have been sat here just waiting to break even, was really hoping today was the day.

How long am I going to have to wait to see things improve now

>> No.29359815

>>29359697
You’ve been had. I tried to tell people last week a correction needs to go 12-15% but printer goes brrr and line goes up.

Rev up those pinkies. DOW 30,000 by EOW

>> No.29359816

Can today please be extra red to help shake out the newfags?

>> No.29359831

>>29359736
the public knowledge that you just stated is that frightening alone
it proves RH was insolvent.
GME short float proved another insecurity.

black monday confirm

>> No.29359849

>>29359775
sell puts on qyld, and hold/do covered calls on it when it gets called to you

stay away from bullish positions on bond etfs (bonds are due for a crash)

>> No.29359854

>>29359649
Didn't citadel give them like $10 billion in interest free capital? Also fuck them I hope they go under, letting 19 year olds with zero liquidity in reserve get access to 10x margin for fucking options is negligent.

>> No.29359858

>>29359465
>its real
whoa holy shit that escalated quickly.

>> No.29359869

>>29359768
>This quarter has been unusual in having something like 80%+ earnings beats
Those were primarily from low forecasts. 2020 was a great year for companies zombie or otherwise to hide their awful financials by just blaming it on "covid disruptions".

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>>29359831
Friendly reminder today is the anniversary of the great corona crash last year

>> No.29359891

>>29359658
Boring lets me put every spare cent in.

>> No.29359894

So, just out of curiosity, market downturns don't really affect penny sticks, right? R-right?

>> No.29359898

>>29359768
>In what universe are earnings abysmal?
The universe where apocalyptically dismal earnings were the ones to outperform.

>> No.29359916

i guess i'll just take it all out now... it was fun while it lasted boys

>> No.29359929
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>>29359894
oh anon....

>> No.29359931

>>29359816
Newfags aren't getting purged until TSLA and BTC go -90% over a span of several months.
It will be waves of poo and curry in the streets. Then maybe this general can get back to memes and being comfy.

>> No.29359945

WTF WHY CANT I SELL MY STOKS RIGHT NOW ITS MY MONEY MY STOCKS I CAN SELL THEM WHEN I WANT>

>> No.29359946

>>29359894
Volatility hits pennystocks the hardest. it doesn't take much to make a microcap company lose 90% of its value in stocks

>> No.29359959

>>29359931
If the markets red TSLA and it’s autism bubble will suffer the most.

>> No.29359966

>>29359887
really? That's kinda a fun little tidbit. How are you celebrating?

>> No.29359972
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE BEARISH IN MY LIFE

>> No.29359980

HOLY FUCK RAPE MY SOX-HOLE

>> No.29360001

>>29359929
>>29359946
I'm about to die.

>> No.29360005

>>29359931
>>29359959
i was just looking at the cybertruck camper set up, i'm about ready to live in that thing and just eat bugs........

>> No.29360007

>>29359685
Burry gets like 200 retweets on his posts and most people don't even know who he is

>> No.29360014

>>29359894
Depends on who the holders are. A big institution selling its shares to cover margin calls elsewhere is easily enough volume to make it sink into the abyss.
The low float momentum of penny stocks can go both ways.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>> No.29360035
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>>29359797
about 8 years anon

>> No.29360052
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>> No.29360059

>>29359966
checkd

with spy/tsla puts i bought friday

>> No.29360083
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD PLEASE NO)))))))))OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.29360090

>>29360029
ok, now match the scales to each other faggot

>> No.29360092

>>29359849
I wish not to sell but to buy, probably a call option. Just tell me what ticker, exp date and strike price to buy an option. Thanks. Covered call is when you have put and call at the same time to reduce risk exposure?

>> No.29360110

>>29359869
True on all fronts.

>>29359898
Speculation, like the past year. All that liquidity still needs a home.

>> No.29360128
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA AAA AAAA AAAAA AAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.29360140
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https://www.wojakindex.biz/
>Wojak index just painted a cup and handle
THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE BIG ONE

>> No.29360142
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BIDEN PLEASE DO SOMETHING

>> No.29360165

>>29360092
Holy shit why do newfags like you want to buy options when you dont even understand the basics?

>> No.29360175
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Historically speaking, what would be the best time to sell in this sort of scenario? Around 10:30 to noon? I'm guessing that if this is a true crash, there will be rallies. Only suckers will panicsell at open...
What're your plays?

>> No.29360183
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>>29360029
YAMETE KURE

>> No.29360185

All in on DNN frens. Should I cut my losses at open or wait? If I cut what can I do to make up the money?

>> No.29360189
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MOMMY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE MOMMMY WHY MOMMY NO DADDY DONT HIT ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAaaaAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.29360219

>>29360140
That is actually a really cool fucking website. Props to the developer. No shade to devs but it is rare when developers actually do cool shit like this without the direction of someone else telling them what to do.

>> No.29360223

>>29360175
Only sell based on quantitative indicators. My hedges buy me breathing room.

>> No.29360228

Anyone here investing in GTE?

>> No.29360245
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>girl drinking Capri sun
>my dreams of financial independence

>girl with sword
>the economy

>> No.29360258

>>29360228
Hello newfren

>> No.29360274
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>>29360128
>>29360140
>>29360142
>>29360175
my ehang stock will be ok won't it?

>> No.29360289
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>10 year up
>DXY up
>futures tanking
I'm still learning. This one means we're about to die, right?

>> No.29360294

>>29360223
I'm too dumb and my portfolio too big to sell based on financial indicators. Should I just wait for the line to go up again in a few days or a week and sell that?

>> No.29360306

>>29360274
You will EHang yourself by lunch.

>> No.29360330

You guys are holding right? Don’t tell me you’re actually selling?

>> No.29360350

>>29360140
>https://www.wojakindex.biz/
just spent 5 minutes keking at this site, i love it

>> No.29360360

>>29360245
me on the right

>> No.29360364

>>29360029
what happened last year happened for one specific reason, you know that right?

>> No.29360368

>>29360165
Im learning, did watch a 3h long youtube video about options yesterday. What still I don't get is if I buy call option for strike price of $10 and the stock goes more than that for example to $12 before expiration date what happens with the option?

>> No.29360371
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JESUS FUCK 13400 ABOUT TO BREAK ALREADY

>> No.29360390

>>29360289
What's worrying is that VIX is going fucking wild as well.

>> No.29360427

>>29359553
Webull is nice I enjoy using it. I mainly use direct brokers since I day trade. TOS for my charts and shit. Only complaint I have with webull is that I've noticed their charts are behind. They still lack the edge I need when day trading but if they fix their chart delay I'm all for going over there.

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>>29360371
NO NO NO NO NO

>> No.29360429

>>29360029
Support is being tested. Nothing new.

>> No.29360431

>>29360364
https://www.wfla.com/community/health/coronavirus/florida-surpasses-300-cases-of-more-contagious-variant-of-covid-virus/

>> No.29360436
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>>29360350
We should try to get it to 10,000

>> No.29360447

>>29360368
then your 2 dollars ITM

>> No.29360452

Why are we concerned with long term yield rates going up?

>> No.29360454
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>>29360368
Stay away from options

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>>29360274
NOOO FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUAH WHWHAHAWWHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA UUUUUUUUUUUUUU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NON OON ON ON ONO

>> No.29360468

>>29360294
If you believe in your holds for more than just previous price action then why exactly would you care about overall selling in the market? That would just be an opportunity for "steals".
I am waiting for the mother of all "corrections" when the bond market implodes. I don't think we are there yet.

>> No.29360470

>>29360245
me taking the picture

>> No.29360473

>>29359966
Im going to give myself corona as celebration

>> No.29360495

Should I sell all my SOXL?

>> No.29360496

>>29360368
Well what was the IV?

>> No.29360516
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its just a short trip to my 335 strike guys

>> No.29360519

>>29360431
doesn't matter, no one is gonna freak out and hoard mountains of toilet paper

>> No.29360523

>>29360306
uh oh, guess i better "ehang" in there huh? haha, nothing like a little joking to ease my fears

>> No.29360553

Can't believe I started investing at the wrong time....2 months ago. Been crabbing

>> No.29360561

>>29360452
why are you buying stocks if you dont know this?

>> No.29360565

>>29360468
>If you believe in your holds for more than just previous price action then why exactly would you care about overall selling in the market? That would just be an opportunity for "steals".
I have no cash and would like to try rotating my funds into an inverse ETF like SWAN or TAIL.
But I get the feeling I may be too late... So maybe I should just hold because as you said I believe my stocks aren't just memes...

>> No.29360575

>>29359595
Fuck you, you subhuman crypto kike. Don’t come here and try to change my board with your reddit tier believes.

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HOLY FUCK FUTES STOP BLEEDING

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Someone spent $200,000 on $11 UVXY calls in the darkpool

>> No.29360582

Should I get out of PLTR while I'm still up?

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EVERYTHING EVERYTHING EVERYTHGING EEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEERRYYTHHHHIBG SELLLLLLLLLL GONE GEVERYT GONBE GONE NOTHTTHTIIIIIIIIIIING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.29360599

>>29360185
You will regret it in a month. It’s going to hit 2.5 by end of March

>> No.29360610

>>29360575
Cool it with the anti-semitism bud

>> No.29360626

>>29360578
you don't know if those calls were bought or sold, anon

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>> No.29360643

>>29360495
With leveraged ETFs you want to minimize tail risk as much as possible because you can get wiped out in that once in a 30 year black swan event. 87 crash, tech bubble, you name it.
There's a reason no fund or institution will trade a strategy with an 85% drawdown no matter how much it makes on paper.

>> No.29360654

when is precum i mean premarket?

>> No.29360663

i wonder how POWW is going to do tomorrow

>> No.29360666

Hmm it's actually kinda bad this time. 10y yield continues surging up while futures are down a little bit. Oh well, it will be interesting day.

>> No.29360667

>>29360654
4am

>> No.29360677

>>29359678
>>29359972
>>29360140
>>29360289
>>29360371
>>29360428
>>29360576
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.29360690

>>29360578
>No GTE yet again
I feel betrayed

>> No.29360694

>>29360666
thanks for the update satan

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>NOT DEAD BUT SOON TO BE AND IM GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SAID I TOLD YOU SO

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>>29360677
>>29360677
>>29360677
FORGOT MY PICTURE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.29360715

>>29360626
Well he's got a point. I doubt anyone is selling premium on UVXY after a whole red week.
That's picking pennies in front of a steamroller stuff

>> No.29360727

I put $50k in SOXL on Friday, I feel sick

>> No.29360729

>>29360626
If someone sold them that means someone bought them

>> No.29360740

>>29360677
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>> No.29360755

>>29360578
delete this. seriously

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>>29360711
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>29360727

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cash gang run this shit

>> No.29360791

>>29360715
could have been sold as some sort of hedge, you never know
>>29360729
or hundreds of someones

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>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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They want to inject alot of money into the system but they also want low interest rates.

such a world does not exist.

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>>29360711
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>>29360764
>>29360740

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>>29360666
Thank you Satan...
*bites cyanide capsule*

>> No.29360855
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CAUSE I'M ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK

>> No.29360869

>>29360289
DXY is interesting. Yields need to be thought of in context with the current economic recovery. They have to stay low, and I think will be forced to stay low across the curve, if necessary. The Fed isn't done with its toolkit.

>>29360390
I think we're at a point where there is a record amount of VIX hedging; see UVXY options for an example. It's possible that with passive flows/indexing, and hedging, any movements will be exaggerated, in one direction or another. Tail risk has been getting fatter with time.

>> No.29360885

Anyone have the “hows my little
Wolf of wallstreet doing” picture?

>> No.29360916
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WHAT IS LIFE BUT TO *looks at futures* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.29360934

>>29360855
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>> No.29360949
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>> No.29360961
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>>29360885
are you winning s-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.29360963

>>29360729
There is always a market maker willing to take the other side of your bet if you use market orders
The question is whether the seller is a market maker selling at the ask and delta hedging or a speculator taking a directional bet and the MM is the buyer

>> No.29360973
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>>29359422
Where my CCCPstockbros at?

>> No.29360982
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29360982

>he held overnight

>> No.29360989

can you feel your future slipping away anon?
dont you have work tomorrow why are you still awake?

>> No.29361012
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>>29360934
HAHBAHABHABBASKBALHALBALBHALBAHALAHLABHABLBALHLBABALABALAAAAAAAAAAAALHBHLHAAAAAAAAHLBHLHLHLBBLBHLLBLBLBHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.29361029
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>>29360973
Reporting in

>> No.29361035
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29361035

I
DID
MY
TIME!

>> No.29361036
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OGI back to 5.50 WHEN, dammit?!

>> No.29361068
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>>29360989
I QUIT MY JOB TO DAY TRADE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.29361108
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>>29360729
>someone had to sell them for someone to buy
>someone had to buy them for someone to sell
>someone buying could just be hedging another position
>someone selling could just be hedging another position

>> No.29361124
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29361124

how are my PLTR chads feeling right now?

>> No.29361132

>>29361068
the first rule of daytrading is to not hold overnight!

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>>29361124

>> No.29361163

>>29360185
I'm all in on dnn 4k shares worth, im waiting no longer than mid march

>> No.29361162
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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.29361166
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>>29361124

>> No.29361196
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>Wojak index hit 190

>> No.29361203
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.29361219
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I haven’t had a cigarette all day. I’m off to a good start

>> No.29361238
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29361238

im going to bed

>> No.29361241
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>>29351071
GME General has descended into bestialityposting...
Is this bearish for the market overall?

>> No.29361248

>>29361124
FUCK I should've bought the dip but expected it to go lower

>> No.29361280

ready for the next gap down?

>> No.29361282

>>29361241
>theres a GME general
Holy shit

>> No.29361286

>>29361219
That is a well-groomed yak. Impressive. Very sharp.

>> No.29361293
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>>29361241
>GME General has descended into bestialityposting...
>he's not kidding

>> No.29361303

>>29361241
Who gives a shit. They're from Reddit and admit it/are proud of it. Ignore them. They aren't apart of our culture therefor irrelevant

>> No.29361307

Don't worry guys, we're going to be green by the end of the week

Have a goodnight, stay hydrated.

>> No.29361327

>>29361286
He’s a good boy

>> No.29361331
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>>29361241
>deer porn

>> No.29361351
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alot of commodity related stocks are up today on the ASX, might see the same thing happen on the US markets

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Reminder to eat egg for a happy and healthy body while trading.

>> No.29361420
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>>29361351
>XOM up
>RDS down

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>market opens at the same time as the first day of IEM katowice
terran bros, it's not fair...

>> No.29361511

>>29361420
>RDS/B

I lost so much money on Royal Dutch during Corona crash

>> No.29361519
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Got out of most of my stocks and heading for vacation while I sit on UVXY. Correction incoming and I’m waiting to sell some calls to buy more in the morning. This is how you make good passive income for a while then buy index ETFs and general stocks like PLTR, ARKK, MOON, FNGU, and QQQ and have a comfy savings account. Start selling UVXY/VIX puts and TQQQ/SPY calls every week or so and live a comfy life

>> No.29361521
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29361521

why all the pinks? Premarket is still closed and EU looks fine. Are people just memeing?

>> No.29361552

Do I short the RTX I have? I've held since April with decentish gains.

>> No.29361572

>>29361521
People have been having lots of fun all weekend.

>> No.29361592

>>29361500
Unironically bullish for GME.

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>>29359422
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.29361602

I am financially ruined.

>> No.29361604

>>29361521
psychological attack to get people to sell.

>> No.29361628
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29361628

NEARLY ALL OF FEBRUARY GAINS WIPED OUT

>> No.29361655

>>29361521
EU markets dont matter

>> No.29361656

>>29361521
>Bitcoin above 50K
>major firms pulling out of stock markets
>talks of bubble burst happening as Dow hovers around low 30K
We’re in for a correction. Even le Jews at the Bank of “America” have said that it’s looking like a bubble burst will happen, which is expected

>> No.29361671

>>29361602
Meh. At least you arent a nigger.

You arent a nigger are you?

>> No.29361674

>>29360185
why do you faggots get all spooked if you dont 10x in a day? Patience is ket anon. Buy stocks you like, not cuz some fomo PnD reddit meme tranny garbage posts. That being said, im holdin my DNN strong at least til mid march

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I just woke up why are we posting wojaks this time?

>> No.29361689

>>29361241
Let he who isn't getting fucked by bears cast the first stone.

>> No.29361698

>>29361671
....fuck, man.

>> No.29361699
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HOLY FUCK THERE GOES 13400 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.29361709

>>29361521
The futures are turning into presents and will soon turn into pasts.

>> No.29361716

>tfw when have PLTR calls
>tfw when its already at 30 in germany

we are gonna make it PLTR chads

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>>29361698
My condolences.

>> No.29361755

>>29361604
Some of it is just fucking around. I posted some OP’s with some wojacks just to fuck around. That and I believe we will enter a depression sometime this year. Is it gonna kick off today? Who knows

>> No.29361761

>>29361604
figured

>> No.29361804
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29361804

>inter sector spread trade
>GM calls
>TSLA puts
>both with a june expiry

is this a retarded idea?

>> No.29361807
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29361807

ICH TU DIR WEH
TUT MIR NICHT LEID
DAS TUT DIR GUT
HÖR WIE ES SCHREIT

>> No.29361820
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>futures

>> No.29361839

This can’t be over guys. You guys said it was a dip so I used all my dry powder and mortgaged the house. NononononononOnNoNoNonOnononononononoNonOno

>> No.29361847

>>29361241
Best girl

>> No.29361893
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Oh fugg, this is naht a good place for futures to be, they were doing fine for a while! Getting severely worried downturn in high beta equities will spill over into BTC o_o
Time 2 buy more gold as smol brain managers sell to enter garbo treasuries
>>29361124
Ahh I was correct to buy more on Thursday :D

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>>29361698
Get government and company gibs and take the grant or scholarship money to invest some more. If you lose it, blame the system. I get gibs from identifying as a faggot “demiboy” in my university and I get gibs all the time. Sure it’s demoralizing but a faggot nigger literally wins the game kek

>> No.29361949
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God i love this place
That GME general
>gme general¿
Fucking kino, had to archive
https://archive.is/mfI5Y#p29361680

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ALL MY SHIT IS GREEEEEEEEEEN

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>>29361839
I put in my life savings, fourth mortgage, my tuition money and my grandmothers cancer medicine fund. Please help by donating to my gofundme.

>> No.29361994

>>29360368

how did you watch a 3 hour video on options and still didn't get the most basic concept of what an option is???

>> No.29362012
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>the bears are right

>> No.29362067
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>>29361949
And to think that people that participated in the Pool’s Closed raids either have families now, still lurk this website, or killed themselves years ago

>> No.29362075
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>Lum BLACKED
>Futures RED
>DXY POOMPED
>Yield UP
An apocalyptic day

>> No.29362085
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DOOO DOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DODODOO

>> No.29362087

>>29361893
>enter treasuries
That doesn't sound very fiduciary of them.

>> No.29362090

>>29362067
still lurking
here forever

>> No.29362092
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29362092

Last week, I bought UVXY calls, strike price $12, premium was $0.83. At market close on Friday they were values at $0.44.

I'm hoping I'm can at least get my money back, since UVXy is leveraged 1.5x to VIX futures, if the VIX spikes maybe 12% I should be able to break even, anymore than that and it's profit, at least this week, beacause next week the theta is gonna kill me.

I have seen this too many times before, VIX spikes in AH/premarket, then it turns out to be a dud once the trading day opens.

>> No.29362146
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>R U READY

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>>29361949
The truth is way stranger than fiction

>> No.29362171

>Yahoo Finance A typical day for Ark Invest's star stock picker Cathie Wood

>After over five hours of virtual meetings, Wood tries to get some air.

>“I need to go out and walk,” she says. “I'll sometimes do them on video, if they want to watch me walking around.
what in tarnation

>> No.29362187
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FUCK I SHOULD HAVE SOLD ON FRIDAY

>> No.29362195
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>>29362075
>Alp
time to fap again i guess

>> No.29362212
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Sell SOXL at premarket open?

>> No.29362213

>BELOW 13400

>> No.29362263
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god i can't help but piss myself laughing at all these bears being 98% cash.
please dump it more

>> No.29362277

>>29362092
I got in @ $0.53 for $9.5 calls. It went down and bought more knowing that we might see a correction sometime in the next few weeks.

First time buying a call on Friday for UVXY. Usually I buy puts on Friday since the pump always hits on the weekends. Also got 150 shares @$9.23

>> No.29362321
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29362321

Who else forgot how to lose money?

>> No.29362324
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>me heading to my broker at market open to demand to sell my SOXL

>> No.29362355

>>29362195
Alp?

>> No.29362374
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>>29362213

>> No.29362408
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>>29362355
artist name

>> No.29362418

It’s not even that bad

>> No.29362447

>>29362408
Oh I thought it was an index I'd never heard of before.
>>29362418
Look at the dollar index.

>> No.29362450

Fuck... Do I have enough cash position to ride this out...
Buy sqqq?

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>>29362213
>>29362321

>> No.29362465

>>29362324
why are you reposting this shitty video over and over? what's your fucking problem you fucking nigger

>> No.29362481

>>29362418
>retraces back 1 month of gains
This is fine.

>> No.29362496
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29362496

and just like that, nasdaq will never go below 13,400 again!

>> No.29362557

>tfw someone pumped my graphite and cobalt memes today

>> No.29362580
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>>29362481
>10 days is a month
okay retard

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>>29362213


>>29362465
t. CEO of SOXL

>> No.29362603
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Oil shouldn't correct as hard as everything else, r-right guys?

>> No.29362602

>>29362481
Pullbacks are bullish

>> No.29362611

these red days are meaningless. I want a rug pull that wipes out all of these meme etfs. Then I can finally get that blow job from a formerly well to do house wife and her daughter with a fractional slv share.

>> No.29362642

>>29362603
No commodities are going to be going up. Why the hell would oil drop? Are we getting it magically out of Bidens ass now?

>> No.29362672
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>>29362580
>
I didnt do any work and you posted the right answer

>> No.29362686

>>29362599
/smg/ is overflooding with niggers. you fucking monkeys disgust me

>> No.29362709

>>29362603
>>29362642
It isn't that oil shouldn't go up. But it is advantageous for banks to bid it up past $60/barrel since that level underpins the energy sector and a lot of their leveraged energy holdings.

>> No.29362727

Looks like all my shit is gonna dump 1%

but USD weakened 0.7% vs my currency

hopefully I'll just lose around 0.3% today as I get out of my positions

>> No.29362731
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>>29362686
t. CEO of Reddit

>> No.29362733

>>29362602
exactly
after line goes up, line goes up
after line goes down, line goes UP

>> No.29362741

>>29362642
like some dude up there said, shiny rocks, radioactive rocks, oil.

>> No.29362770

>>29362727
>but USD weakened 0.7% vs my currency
strenghtened rather

>> No.29362800

>>29362731
>using a not funny "t." joke twice in a row like the pathetic retard that you are. kys

>> No.29362817

BHS shill wy@

>> No.29362841
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>>29362800
t. CEO of being a small-dick retard who masturbates to Astolfo from Fate Gran Order's feet picks and also a manlet

>> No.29362884

>>29362672
>looking at a chart is work

>> No.29362885
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.29362915

>>29362841
>masturbates to Astolfo
>small-dick

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alright scale from 0 to 10 how fucked are you by this dump?
i'm like a 1

>> No.29362975

>>29362800
>Be CEO of SOXL
>butt hurt you get called out
>samefag as CEO of Reddit and still get btfo by basket weaving forum
The absolute state of SOXL right now.

>> No.29362997

>>29362324
Everytime I see this nigger it cracks me up. You shouldn't sell your SOXL though

>> No.29363004
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Just hacked into the stock market and we're all FUCKED AAHH

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>>29362967
i mean it's definitely not going to feel good but i've also survived -10% days so we'll see

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I love watching BTC take a dump. All the normies who went all-in on bitcoin meme miners will soon feel the crypto volatility

>> No.29363017

>>29362967
my entire portfolio is in call options for oil expiring april
either I'm megafucked or rich as fuck
I'm betting the later

>> No.29363038

>>29362975
niggers! niggers everywhere!

>> No.29363048

>>29362967
0 cuz I'm cash gang

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>>29363004
please change all my stocks to $0 so i have an excuse to kms

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>>29362967
I don’t trade Futures so 0 until nyse opens and we see if they give a fuck

>> No.29363087

>>29361521
>EU looks fine
it's all deep red

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No need to panic, just trust the plan

>> No.29363111

>>29363016
I fucking hate Bitcoin but I will buy it if it crashes again

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All the good traders are long gone. No whites are browsing /smg/ anymore. We are left with pic related. The absolute state of biz these days

>> No.29363158

>>29362967
I sold almost everything but oil, a bit of semis, and some boomer value etf, probably gonna be fine.

>> No.29363160

>>29363124
me on the left

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>EU looks fine

>> No.29363169

>>29363004
The image translators work for the construct program. But there’s way too much information to decode

>> No.29363172

>stocks down
>crypto down
>gold+silver up
Were gold and silver bugs right???
I don't feel too good, /biz/...

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>>29363160

>> No.29363183

>>29363124
So you're saying we have anons with actual money here? Nice

>> No.29363196

Some of you guys are pretty cool. Don't go to the stock market today.

>> No.29363205

>>29363124
They look like smart, sophisticated traders :)

>> No.29363216

>>29363162
13k eow

>> No.29363217

>>29363017
Why do you think that? Oil is only going to go up this year. I'm unsure why people don't think it will.

>> No.29363229

->balls deep in silver miner calls and spy/iwm puts.

Thx for coming to my ted talk

>> No.29363270

>>29363217
can you read?

>> No.29363273

>>29363124
there is literally nothing wrong with being black

>> No.29363286

>>29363172
buy silver mines

>> No.29363288

>>29363205
>I see a doctor, an engineer, a scientist

>> No.29363290

March 2020 tier correction incoming

Sell ASAP

>> No.29363314

>>29363273
aside from being an anchor on society sure

>> No.29363322

PREMARKET BEGINS IN 4 MINUTES, YOU GUYS EXCITED?

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>>29363322
i just came

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>>29363273

>> No.29363359

>>29363335
my dick is hard as hell, I have uvxy calls

>> No.29363362

>>29363343
we have to get them out bro

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>>29363322

>> No.29363378

baking

>> No.29363414

>>29363410
>>29363410
>>29363410

NEW
NEW
NEW

>>29363410
>>29363410
>>29363410

>> No.29363419
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>>29363124
With great financial advice such as
>You gotta diversify yo bonds nigga’
>Military is blowing up, we about to go to war. Invest in some nuclear bombs.
>This ain't Trading Places, n***a! This is real f**king life! Protect your goddamn neck, a'ight?!
>The most precious thing in the world is the financial security and well-being of your family. You want to send your little ones to the best schools, and in the end, know that you've left them with peace of mind. Nowadays, we know that cash rules everything around us. Cream, get the money, dolla dolla bill, y'all
>Old time farts! You gotta know how to jack this sh*t. You gotta know how to play this game rough, you know what I mean? I mean, in, out, get, grab, bonk!

>> No.29363437

>>29363378
5 posts too late tranny

>> No.29364035
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>Wait for the broker bid price on Tilray to hit $27.70
>0 remaining long positions on this financial instrument

>> No.29364069

>>29362841
are you the attentionwhore roastie that's been here for years posting your gay images? maybe i'm thinking about someone else.

>> No.29364128

>>29360185
Holy shit do you think every stock moons the second you buy it?Settle down.

>> No.29364168

>>29360228
Nope, never heard of it. Never seen the ticker here a single fucking time.