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fuck hawaii

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AMC bros.. what happens when no one can buy shares because there are none and the shortened stocks go from 650k to 0?

why doesnt ayone answer?

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>> No.29350856

i am very disappointed this is the first post in this thread.

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Silver up. Time to ride the Basedhorse.

>> No.29350869

Life savings on HIVE

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What cheapies are you going to buy after the crash?

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Check out episode #3 if you want frens.


>> No.29350898

So lets say a huge correction is coming, where would you guys keep your money, safe dividends? GICs? bonds? cash?

>> No.29350905

hedge fund win u lose all your money

>> No.29350909

>1 Bitcoin equals 55,961.80 United States Dollar

I'm ruined.

>> No.29350914

Anon from last thread.
Alright. I took all the advice from you guys today.
Cant believe (((they))) are ganna crash the market tomorrow. How early in the open do you expect to see it crack?

Buy sugar and flour?

>> No.29350918

Red Monday. Checkem.

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You're investing the Nikkei rally when this ugly motherfucker slaps your Kanto Region. What do?

>> No.29350920

I have $800 what do I get lads? I'm new to this and tired of being poor.


>> No.29350926

My RIOT is fucked tomorrow, isn't it?

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>> No.29350942

precious metals

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green monday confirmed, sorry bobo

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>> No.29350957

Its over

>> No.29350965

unironically construction tools for remodeling foreclosures and whores for pimping out

>> No.29350966

I become rich because of my holdings in UUUU and DNN

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Any stocks for debt collectors?

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CCIV Bros you guys selling on tuesday and taking profits or holding for abit longer ?

>> No.29350985

more in depth answer?

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>> No.29351002

CRBP theme song for this next week: https://youtu.be/KF32DRg9opA

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>> No.29351008
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SLJB this week

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>> No.29351021

>I don't want to just ramble
>just rambles

>> No.29351032

>bought bitcoin at 56,715
>bitcoin drops to 55,916
i and all future generations i may have ever sired are financially obliterated

>> No.29351033

check out ARTS, SOS, CCIV, DNN, MVIS
go on twitter and search them. im kind of new too but im pretty comfy with thsee, cciv for a qucik buck this week

>> No.29351046

What's the real reason why people are leaving Robinhood?

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>> No.29351065

Report in
>Your age
>How much is in your IRA/401K

I started late but I put in 15%

>> No.29351067

because other brokers exist?

>> No.29351068

crypto is going poo poo

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Wrong theme song. Here you go:

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I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

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Remember to meditate anon

>> No.29351089

Don’t trust PSLV. Seems like a building stash of physical silver to be used at a later date to smash down the price.
If you don’t hold it. You don’t own it

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>some poor palantir intern who has to monitor /smg/ for general sentiment.
>collects a bunch of memes about karp and hobbits
>report that a bunch of racists are going to apply for a job at palantir
>they want to target rival investors and fud their portfolios
>news reaches karp during breakfast
>he cracks open his softboiled egg
>takes a sip of coffee
>starts laughing his ass off.

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>> No.29351106

(((they))) decided to fuck everyone over

>> No.29351116

it's a garbage app that doesn't work when markets are volatile

>> No.29351121

i'll buy your SJLB if you buy my SANP

>> No.29351130

That's a man

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>> No.29351156

why would you ever trust more than 4-figures in a broker without a phone line

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Market crash this week fellow bobos
Just remember to be courteous and polite to reddit nigger bulls who lose everything, after all their tears sustain our massive reservoir of cum

>> No.29351187

what i i apposed to use besides robinhood? Webul etrade or merill edge?

>> No.29351198

> 33
>an undetermined amount of monero

call me when the whole market slides down 30% until then shut the fuck up

>> No.29351207

You should invest in WIMI. Imagine a perfect recreation of Kisaragi Gunma's Giri Giri sisters where our hero has the massive orgy in the classroom. The best part? In this sim your the "hero".. and yes things happen just as they do in the manga with nothing left out and with full immersion if you get my meaning.. In other words you can't tell it's fake. Do you thank western (aka U.S) would do such an epic thing? Hell no, morals would stop them cold.

>> No.29351211

serious question, how tall are you lol


>> No.29351230
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Churchill Capital gunna dip more, or getting ready to moon again?

>> No.29351243


Bitc oins were created by Sa toshi Nak amoto, which is an alias for a DARPA grant under the NSA, with research performed by several key NIST scientists. Just like every other fucking big piece of tech, ranging from DARPAnet to Tor. The US government controls the genesis block. They duped Chi na (the world's factory) into cryptomini ng for them. Do people not realize this is also why the US BitLicense was one of the first regulations in crypto? Why would the US be so friendly to a currency that might threaten the US dollar? It's because the US controls bitcoin and can also easily trace it.

>> No.29351247

anyone playing CLF earnings?

>> No.29351248

You still own that shit? The answer is that "they" will change the rules. it will never happen . the trick is to be stealthy, get your money /biz style and gtfo. Reddit made more noise than a gay pride parade, shook the system, and got stomped out like faggot. They dont like when you try and flip over the exchange tables. Meanwhile biz made money on amc, gme, bb, and even nok without raising so much as an eyebrow. Are you sure you know where you are, Zir?

>> No.29351265

more semiconductors, duh

>> No.29351275

It's time to bend over anime faggot you're going to get a thick bear cock up your ass

>> No.29351280
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friendly reminder that Drum & Bass is not just the best music but also the best music for trading and reading about market stuff


>> No.29351287

Use webull or TDAryantrade

>> No.29351312

PIPP or some other flatline SPAC

>> No.29351334

i use robinhood cause im not an autist (full respect to them) and its just super easy on mobile, idrc about the GME stuff. im going to leave it thoguh because it has probably the most limited amount of stocks to choose from, the better brokers have actual penny stocks

>> No.29351339

its a sign, im getting 0.004 in of rain tomorrow

>> No.29351352

You're retarded and when you lose everything you should play that garbage music while you kill yourself

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>> No.29351371

yea gee bitcoin is sooooo hard to trace

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DNN chads, channel your energy to the green rock!

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>it says here in your CV you want...
>you want to mass arrest every nigger, jannie, redditor, and kike
>you want to investigate every dirty jew on wall street through our software and have them arrested for insider trading fraud
>can you please outline your goals and vision for our software on how you would go about this?

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line will go up this week!
bears dont cum

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>hates anime
>on 4chan
>is bear

>> No.29351434

What are you guys using instead of RH?

>> No.29351435
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can I use TD Ameritrade if I have a schwab brokerage account?

>> No.29351446

i think the dip was manip, cause this has a lot of attention and were getting more and more info about a coming merger, possibly Tuesday, go check twits

>> No.29351447

I really wish boomer brokers would catch on to RH style UI and stop trying to gatekeep like a bunch of fucking greedy niggers.
I dont know how tf boomers manage to make money on Fidelity or Schwab.

>> No.29351449

>no one can buy shares because there are none

Why would there be no shares? There are plenty of shares. Arguably, there are TOO many shares thanks to getting the shit diluted out of them.

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What are ya'll buying tomorrow morning? I'm getting into BTCC

>> No.29351458

TDA all the way

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noticing how every reply isnt answering my questions, just using insults. why wouldnt you own such a valuable stock? in fact so many people like it and own it that you can no longer buy shares, how does that make you feel?

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>> No.29351489

Based and fuck trannypilled

>> No.29351492
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Have you prepared yourselves fellow CRBPajeets?
I did the needful, now I will watch my portfolio turn into the 8 digits sirs.

>> No.29351498

no absolutely not its illegal

>> No.29351501

fidelity app is suchhh boomer shit but imma prob go there. hopefully these brokers catch as to at least part of the reason RH is so popular

>> No.29351508

i just said the three im going to use

>> No.29351523

AQB if you want a long-term, high opportunity play, and I mean 1-2 years.
BFARF for maximum risk-return if you have the balls and the time to watch the BTC chart 24/7 for the next 2-3 wekks.

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where are they? no one could buy friday due to there being none to sell, explain that

>> No.29351549

Does TDA allow fractional shares?
Sorry friend

>> No.29351554

i cant read meme lines

>> No.29351557

is it time to short pltr yet

>> No.29351567

your combined IQ is below the limit required to post here

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>> No.29351580

futures all over the place tonight.

>> No.29351584

Do you guys think we're close to a top? P/e ratios are pretty out of control, but the pandemic is slowly but surely getting under control from the vaccines.

>> No.29351586

He said $800 not $80 milion to go this paranoid.
I'd say $800 buys a good share of SOXL and the rest in Bitfarms. Play the now

>> No.29351593

i might bail if it dips too low and take my gains

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bulls cum

>> No.29351600

>allow fractional shares
dunno i don't fuck with shares i just day trade options

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Are you trying to go to jail?

>> No.29351612

Bonds making a slow but sure recovery to pre-pandemic levels, which means the clown market could almost be over.

>> No.29351618

Neck yourself boomer and fuck your 8% yearly gains mentality.

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BTC is literally trading exactly where it was at market close on Friday. If it trades above 56k at open you'll be up. BTC pump still looks like it has a lot of gas.

>> No.29351652

I bought on friday

>> No.29351668

hope they lower the MGMT fee as money comes into the fund. 1% seems high. I got 100 shares. I will be DCAing and emailing Purpose head office periodically to lower the fee

>> No.29351669

I now understand why brokers keep the interface clunky and outdated, it's a filter for the brain-damaged zoomers that do things like sell naked calls or buy meme stock at the absolute top

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I applied for a job at Palantir. Apparently it's ridiculously hard to get in. If any of you fuckers get an offer in two weeks you better post it here.
Wish us luck.

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I don't like it.

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I mean, I heard that TDA was acquired by schwab, so I want to know if I have to make a new account with TDA or if I can just log into the TDA app with my schwab profile.

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Nothing has even begun yet. We're just one year away from the crash. We can't crash again. lol Maybe in the next 8-9 years.

>> No.29351715

what is wrong with intuitive mobile design?

>> No.29351721

Same question. Whats the plan? Its been such a cash cow selling weekly covered calls on them.

>> No.29351727

what time and are you able to post proof?

>> No.29351731

Sir are you trying to do the insider trading? Sir that is very illegal. Sir if you get a job there do not tell us but we will see anonymous post of insider info in this thread if you know what I mean sir.

>> No.29351737

god, even if I had 8 figures, I'm not sure that I'd be able to pump my cum down her throat

>> No.29351740

dude bro. i did answer your question but to be more specific, they will extend their maturity dates/loans, make fake shares with which to short, limit the amount of shares that can be purchased, and all other sorts of trickery.There will be no short squeeze which benefits retail investors again. AMC is dog shit by the way, at least GME had/has a turnaround story working for it. i bought amc at 7 and sold at 14. Diamond hands my cock.

>> No.29351752

Overbought on the rsi. How will this affect the stock market?

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anyone here ever buy bonds?

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>> No.29351774

youre about to lose it all

>> No.29351779

>no cyber security positions open
would have applied, best of luck to you and others

>> No.29351780

The problem wasn't so much with the design, it was that it sent you emojis and shit when you completed a trade, like it's a zoomer mobile game. Shit was gay as fuck.

>> No.29351791

yes but consider the following -
>peak clown world

>> No.29351792

Make sure to leave your all your AAPL and INTC to your mutt grandchildren before the 'rona gets you gramps.

>> No.29351810

Jokes on you I only have DGTW and GTE calls.

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I will apply tomorrow or maybe the next day. I need to rewrite a resume and select some work to "publish" or prove to show their hr department.

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>> No.29351832

What position? How did you make it?

>> No.29351851

a brand new 9mm toothbrush

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? what's your problem dude

>> No.29351858

oh fugg...

>> No.29351859

>no one could buy friday

Who told you that?

>due to there being none to sell

And who told you THAT?

>> No.29351861

CRBP: shilled
Shares: bought
Village: hungry
Pajeets: ready
Moon: soon

>> No.29351871

8 figures? all you really need is a dark alley and your covid mask on. women like it when a man takes charge like that

>> No.29351872

normally over bought signifies a dip,in this case with increasing volume and momentum shows a runaway coming

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Software Engineer. Just applied so not in yet.

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>this mad over smiley faces

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>6 days to go goy

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>intuitive mobile design

>> No.29351955

i think he's implying that because the RSI is overbought, it'll then retract back to the 30. Meaning bond yields will go down, meaning money will go into bonds, meaning liquidity will be removed from the market and thus drop.

>> No.29351961

why do bonds matter?

>> No.29351967

you mean runaway like a runaway moon mission or like a runaway teenage who gets raped in the greyhound bus station bathroom?

>> No.29351970

What's everyone's favorite broker? I currently use Vanguard, but they won't sell me leveraged ETF's because it goes against John Bogle's system of ethics.

>> No.29351988

Bro zoom out lol, its at a historic low still. Climbing slightly spooks people at best

>> No.29352009

Did u want to an elite uni?

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What's a stock with good fundamentals?

>> No.29352026

I use Schwab, but only because they don't charge any annual fees.
I'm sure other options are just as good if not better.

>> No.29352036

go figure fucking retard

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>> No.29352047

It's just not something I like to see in an app that is supposed to handle my money. It tells me their priorities are not right.

>> No.29352054

>how do i turn off notifications

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Slow and steady suncor tomorrow
who gives a shit about a crash. Oil was fine through dotcom

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Not my problem robinhood assumes youre a boomer, boomer.

>> No.29352075

i'm aware of how low they are relative to the last few years, but their steady climb generates uncertainty, and the market does not like that.

>> No.29352077

Fidelity because of the low amount of fees. TDAmeritrade is nice too.

>> No.29352091

the markets arent even open yet, faggot

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>> No.29352102

Is Interactive Brokers legit?

They seem like the coolest, Schwab TDAmeritrade Fidelity are all too boomer IMO

>> No.29352119

Runaway, like a swedish girl about to be culturally enriched

>> No.29352146

They don't get as good prices or as quick of fills as TD or Fidelity.

>> No.29352154

Umm bro it's about to go below 55k

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i already drew it in crayon for you

yields are the next squeeze

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Jim: [waiting for Anon to continue] …What is it?
Anon: Nice try.
PLTR: I’m sorry, what is your three-step plan?
Anon: Well, I mean, I can’t just hand you my plan. I mean, if you guys give me the job, then, then you’ll get the plan.
PLTR#3: Well… it’s an interview, and we don’t know that you really have the plan.
Anon: [speaking faster] Well, I’m not gonna just make up that I have a plan. I got a plan. Believe me, you guys want it. You’re in data, right?
PLTR: How would we know that, if you don’t…
PLTR#2: You could just be saying it to get the job.
Anon: I guess I could be, if I was… who would do that?
PLTR: How about this. Why don’t you give us a part of the plan, and that way we know you have it.
Anon: Tell you what. I’ll give you part three of part two. Not gonna give you a whole part.
PLTR: Okay.
Anon: Color-code sent documents, TM.
PLTR: Did you just trademark that…
PLTR#3: [confused] W-What?
Anon: That’s a verbal trademark. That’s an agreement.

>> No.29352164

Of course but we have trade euphoria right now. We might crab a bit at best. Probably a good time to start assigning leaps for things with bright futures like weed or semi conductors.

>> No.29352165

Robinhood's priorities are to capture all the zoomers they can to deposit $500, spend $400 on stocks, then they invest the remaining $100 for free and profit themselves and hope the zoomers forget about that $500

Thats their goal. Emojis help capture zoomers

>> No.29352167

You must have an IQ above 80 to post here

>> No.29352185

So, it means inflation will run hot, we'll get asset inflation(stocks go up) until the FED increases rates, which will THEN tank the market..

>> No.29352191

Fire and Flower if you're Canadian. Give it three years and those weed stores are going to be as common as 7/11.

>> No.29352203

that's a man

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OGI back to 5.50 when?

>> No.29352221

The vaccines are one thing.
Convincing you autists to take them are another
Without 99% taking them they're ineffective, and I don't see that happening anytime soon
Also, what most people don't realize is that you will NEVER go back to the "normal" you knew. The shots will be given once every couple of months and will eventually become a part of life (for most people()

>> No.29352232

I just applied for a position, in one of the questions I purposefully put "Some dude said it was hard, I wanted to see if it was."

>> No.29352241

>what is behavioral design
Have fun with your virtual Skinner box

>> No.29352254
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i am already balls deep in semis
i would really just prefer if bonds stopped climbing and spooking people. i don't know if we've reached true euphoria yet either, i'd like to get there though.

>> No.29352258

how do i get rich off this? i need to turn 56k into 285k by march

>> No.29352269

Kinda cringe they took this outside an apartment building. That was the best location you had?

>> No.29352290

sometimes i wish id just die in my sleep so i dont have to deal with it all anymore

>> No.29352293
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Okay boomer.

>> No.29352302
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TGB (TKO for leafs)

>> No.29352307

10% lvmh
10% dior
10% take two interactive
10% sony
10% amd
10% nvidia
10% apple
10% microsoft
10% amd
10% carrefour
Rest in crypto, putting my gains back in the stock market.

>> No.29352309

that's a man

>> No.29352327

Does fidelity allow you to trade levered products?

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>> No.29352339

most people cant even brush their teeth twice a day nobody gives a fuck about getting a vaccine every month in a country with no health insurance

>> No.29352387

retarded it means you have no opinion about which is better or why

pick between one and three, or buy and etf

>> No.29352388

Short despair, long hope.

>> No.29352403

50% SQQQ 50% TQQQ
Simple as

>> No.29352417

They're stuck up dimwits. Fucking idiots did not want my six figure account, because I was supposed to provide them with documents about my income and real estate.

Told them to fuck off.

>> No.29352424

Well, it's either you make it or you get a job at the grocery store stacking apples and spending all your wagedollars on vidya and toaster strudels. The bottom, really isn't that bad, it's where i spent 2/3rds of my life.

>> No.29352450

I hope she has nice tits to give the building tenants a good view because that ass is super disappointing.

>> No.29352454

the biggest of big brain plays

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>> No.29352464

Zoom out to the 1 day candles. The pump is continuing.

>> No.29352487


>IRA: 2.2k
>401(k): 3500

Feels ok I guess. Hate my dev job though

>> No.29352500

>no health insurance
Yea but the vaccines will be free. We just haven't gotten to the point of mass production yet. Just wait anon

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>> No.29352527

>get a job at the grocery store stacking apples and spending all your wagedollars on vidya and toaster strudels
Doesn't sound bad desu.

>> No.29352542

>the vaccines will be free

Lol, no they fucking won't. Maybe for the turbopoors on Medicaid.

>> No.29352546
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you are holding equities that you could hold for 10 years if they shut down the market tomorrow... right anon?

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youre half right,but the dollar may have found a bottom as well, which means ppl are straight cashing out

>> No.29352574

Whats the best Bond ETF?

>> No.29352589

Dev jobs sound fun

>> No.29352605

all of the criticisms in this thread against RH have been for things i literally didnt experience lol. RH makes it easy, but not quality. Im saying if fidelity simply didnt have an app that looked and probably functions like something from 2014 it'd be more dope. this is why i suggested etrade in the last thread.

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no,SPY gaps down tomorrow

>> No.29352621

Why would I just pick one? I don't daytrade and hold them since Feb 2013. I don't care if one does -30% one year because it will make 70% over the next couple of years.
Very little risk, many are boomer stocks. Up x10 on most so even if there is a 80% crash overnight I'll still be winning.
This game is rigged.

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>10yr up big
>vix up
>futures red


>> No.29352631

I have 85k in a lite account. Average normal account has over 300k. So it is a big boy type company, but the fucks still restricted AMC costing me a lot of money. Also seem to pay them a lot for options, but I think that is pretty normal. Fidelity has the same contract cost. IB has lower margin interest.

>> No.29352641

>dollar is infinitely printed
>dollar has bottomed

>> No.29352653

flossing (properly) daily is more important anyways

>> No.29352677

The engineering is, the people aren't. Imagine being managed by people that have no clue how to actually DO what it is they want you to do

>> No.29352689

A good 3/4 of your graph overlays mean absolutely nothing. This isn't facebook, no one here is impressed that you clicked to add random analysis lines

>> No.29352690

short tlt
Short Spy

>> No.29352691
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50k lbs of steel and iron on my property. they could shut down the world tomorrow and I would still be earning virgin wives 20 years from now by blacksmithing ploughshares for desperate homestead farmers.

>> No.29352724

do a flip faggot

>> No.29352731
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Ok, Hands up, boys

Who bought the top and/or overleveraged on tech? Some of us must have.

I really don't know how people can hold shitstocks for long. The blood pressure is not worth the gains.
>Buying bonds
>When yields shoot up
I hope so

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its ogre.

>> No.29352775

this is america baby aint nothing free

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i have 28k worth of QQQ im fucked

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How could we have bought the top when it's at least 2-3 years out?

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>> No.29352813

Cuck photo. Why the fuck are japanese people so cucked

>> No.29352818


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>> No.29352844

>short riot
this sounds like awful advice

>> No.29352847

lol imagine bonds having any value when the US is going through quantitative easing based on shitty failed japanese economic policies. just buy small cap ETFs, not bond ETFs

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Take my energy

>> No.29352861

I like how you have both sides of the retail spectrum, with LVMH and then Carrefour.

>> No.29352865

How do we feel about PM miners during a correction?

>> No.29352874
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go back

>> No.29352876

on friday there were a bunch of palantir buyers screaming about how smart they are... where are they now?

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>ibf "cute" pasta

>> No.29352903

If you think a huge correction is coming, then put a big chunk in an inverse ETF like SWAN, MOM, or TAIL.

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you have to go back

>> No.29352916


>> No.29352955

>bought FXNAX last week
>only holding memes and raw cash


>> No.29352959

It's already moving back up to 56k. It has to pause every once in a while.

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Right here!

>> No.29352965
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Do you really think yields will stay high when it the US gov starts struggling to pay the bills?

>> No.29352974

Dude its over just sell

>> No.29352989

How do we know its correction time, what indicates this aside from meme lines drawn on 10 year bond yields

>> No.29352990


>> No.29353012

What SQQQ calls are we buying senpai??

>> No.29353022
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Kek, how does this beat bonds. It's truly balanced and conservative.

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What niggas are in on GUSH?

>> No.29353031

i'm holding HL, /pmg/ was discussing which miners to buy earlier today

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Buy 100 shares of COTY. Hold it and watch how it moves. Watch the options prices. See what you can learn. Pick another two, maybe three stocks and watch them without buying. Learn.
In the meantime, sell COTY once you're up between 10-20%. COTY goes up and down and if you really feel the need you can probably get back in, or play with Baby's First Options if you feel you've learned enough.
Do not be a retard and use you $800 of pocket money to buy ten shares of ten different positions. Don't fucking do that.
Try to move slowly and learn as much as you can. Fucking with stocks is a lot of fun for a number reasons aside from the gains. Keep your emotions in check but try to enjoy yourself and stay away from reddit.
Good luck and thanks for reading my blog.

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you are aware things move around relative to eachother right.
i bet you think $1=$1 as well
you have to know how these are all correlated and when to long or when to short

fucking smoothbrains
im gonna be laughing so hard tomorrow

>> No.29353049


Based oilchad

>> No.29353050

So i should exchange my CDN to USD before it goes back up. i think i've lost the actionable advice here.
It really isn't. The absolute bottom is a perpetual state of manchildom, living only for comfort and pleasure. It's modding Fallout, and living comfy in a virtual sandbox where im god king and emperor. Or replaying all the DnD based rpgs of yesteryear. All while eating whatever you please, getting food cheapies with your staff discount, and living paycheck to paycheck. The Bottom is more comfortable than 99.9% of human existence historically. You just have to deal with the psychological pain of knowing what your life could have been, or if it could've had meaning above and beyond one's own comfort and pleasure..

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I mean QQQ 238 or whatever it was. Some poor fools always manage to catch the top of the ride.
No leverage? Who even cares.
>"Of course I want pictures of men instead of cute anime girls as I am a homosexual or a roastie."

>> No.29353078

Bomp. We should setup this shit now
Price and what time to execute

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Your right its over. I even made a prediction of where its going. I have a market sell set on all my bitcorn mining stocks for open. You should do the same.

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Why has ark been doing so shit this last month?

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thank you for your contribution i bought puts on spy 2 weeks ago based on this data and its worked well so far.
i post to please myself asshole not you.

>> No.29353121

Be honest frens, how many years of s&p 500 gains are gonna lose?

>> No.29353143

a girl of that quality only costs 250,000 KRW for the hour

>> No.29353151

Without rebalance SQQQ essentially goes down to 0%. Even with yearly rebalance a -2% on 35 has less impact than a +2% on 88.

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If they're telling you "one year" it's probably more like 6 months. Why would they help YOU avoid getting dumped on?

>> No.29353166

no one care reddit nigger. get a real broker

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>you are aware that blah blah blah
>uses meme lines

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im thinkin' based

>> No.29353188

>all this FUD

yeah, i'm thinking tomorrow is going to be green

>> No.29353203

I am looking at the weekly expiring 2/26. 18 calls. Half my money in that.
Other half idk, something longer duration. Maybe 4/16 calls?

>> No.29353205

0.03 years

>> No.29353210

nobody knows but the market is definitely overvalued that said I just invested 10k a couple days ago so here's to hoping we don't crash for another couple years

>> No.29353211

SPY closed red the last two months

>> No.29353219

The app takes a shit with any kind of market volatility, just for starters.

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>> No.29353223

What is this dudes name again?

>> No.29353237

>puts on spy 2 weeks ago based on this data and its worked well so far.
but SPY is about the same place it was 2 weeks ago, how could it possibly be working well lol

>> No.29353257

>he's still in arkk

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>dollar is infinitely printed
Have you forgotten about DMT already? Dollar is backed by debt and debt is also endless. While it is called debt, it still has a value and that keeps going up every second.

>> No.29353274

post your gains tomorrow please

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>> No.29353282
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Digits confirms

>> No.29353287

because i parked 20k in various ark funds

where?? i dont speak gook neither how can i get as an american

>> No.29353289

maybe he could of been talking about his real life asshole

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Buy NOK. Literally can not go tits up even through a market correction.

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Rate my Kale smoothie

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w-what ETF should I be in then? I have some SOXl and TQQQ too

>> No.29353322

> 27
> $0
All my money is in old books and soxl

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>> No.29353346

baby yoda

>> No.29353348

Needs more fruits/berries and yogurt desu

>> No.29353350

looks spicy

>> No.29353367

Dude, there’s fucking steel everywhere. No one is running out of steel or hammering it into ploughs. Ffs, I can find a plow on derelict farming equipment in a field just down the street.

A collapse would never send us back to the dark ages unless it was nuclear/asteroid/super volcano levels of destruction. Even then, I could still find old plows and there probably wouldn’t be many people left anyway.

>> No.29353379

spy 335-3/19

>> No.29353390

Market just needs to hold out for another two weeks before I have enough money to cash out. After that, the rug pill may commence. But NOT before that.

>> No.29353409


>low sodium V8

>> No.29353413

i think the problem is comfort. its too comfy and you dont pursue anything creative because youve lost the drive for it. the bottom is an easy place to be, easy in the sense that you'll be fine. but you wont have the freedom to leave your home and get on a plane and just go anywhere.

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Digits and ID confirm catastrophic crash worse than the great depression

>> No.29353425

new thread?

>> No.29353427

Imma need a source in that artist, plox

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>> No.29353430

Got it, the rug pull will commence tomorrow

>> No.29353442

get a masticating juicer anon

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I told you guys about RIO and the commodities cycle. Look at copper, steel and precious metals. Buy miners, 70% physical miners (Rio, bhp) 30% digital miners (riot, pltr, etc)

>> No.29353453

i mean it's probably good for your cholesterol but doesn't sound very good for your soul desu

>> No.29353454


>> No.29353463

If the US has a problem paying bills it's because interest rates and fear of default are increasing treasury yields faster than inflation can inflate away debt. And if that happens then precious metals will increase even more in value .. which should increase the value of miners.. I don't konw if it will increase them more than a metals etf though.

>> No.29353464


>> No.29353465


Most of my money is in tools, trucks, and ETF's or mutual funds

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fuck I'm so sorry guys.

>> No.29353477

relax anon it was a shitpost. I know in a collapse scrap would be everywhere. I guess it was just a statement saying I could be self sufficient.

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>> No.29353492

what language do you work with?

>> No.29353501

checked my puts shall print

>> No.29353502
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>93% SOXL

>> No.29353523

Tastes like shit

>> No.29353530
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Its over (for you)

>> No.29353536


Damn. Right back where we started before the first one. Godspeed.

>> No.29353541

It's ok, we're all expecting it. However, you failed to mention when. If dubs, crash won't happen until atleast April.

>> No.29353543
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delet this

>> No.29353550

how do i get to your level

>> No.29353551


>> No.29353554
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check them guys. Check them or your stocks will die in their sleep tonight before you can exit from gigadepression.

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fuck ya line go up

>> No.29353558

Do you know how to harness a horse to pull a plow and what to plant and how to tend the field and can you defend it from others snd do you have seeds and do you have water and...

>> No.29353572


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Anon, a confirmed mega-crash would be amazing. You could just sell everything, rotate it into inversely-leveraged ETFs, and become rich.
Do you even stonks?

>> No.29353607

It's like staring at the pits of hell

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Wednesday. Screencap if you would like.

>> No.29353634

Nasty dude.
I do them sometimes in the summer with spinach or kale.
Handful or two of spinach/kale or some other thicc greenery.
1 Banana frozen or fresh
Some amount of whatever yogurt you like, recommend just something plain.
Cram some other fruits in there, I Recommend frozen bags of mixed berries for ease of use.
Juice/water/milk or liquid of your choice.
Can always add other supplements or even peanut butter, not my thing though.
Blend in blender, I actually find the simplicity of the ninja bullet type single serve blending cups.

>> No.29353641


>> No.29353645

have u ever heard of BSV?

>> No.29353652

Who said we're going to be using horses to pull the plows?

>> No.29353656


>> No.29353658
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All-in the next TSLA

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>> No.29353699

dude water just falls out of the fucking sky for free and plants just grow on their own. shit aint that hard to just feed a family. Just don't have land thats on the road system with an address that google maps understands

>> No.29353716

waiting... waiting... waiting... building cash... the next opportunity...

>> No.29353754

They're called 안마방, basically the Korean version of Japanese soaplands. Quite common in Seoul and other large cities. The girls are fucking 10/10s across the board. I'm not a gook either but I do speak Korean which might be important. This all happened in minecraft.

>> No.29353762

tomorrow is the anniversary of the big dip after all

>> No.29353817

fuck minecraft i'm talking real life nigga come get me glowies, is it hard to navigate the brothels if you dont speak a lick of korean?

>> No.29353820

Lghl a buy?

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