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>>29336662So what are you all buying once the market crashes FOR REAL THIS TIME BRO
NO THAT"S IMPOSSIBLE........NOT THE GREEEN BLOOD>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...
Niggers tongue my ANVS
WTFWT #3 is up frens https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFKY0q3WWeM
>>29336738No crashes allowed. Fed buys all dips, we go only up now.
Opinions on JOYY?
Please tell me things get better tomorrow
Feel like nothing is worth buying at this point. S&P 500 is way overvalued so I stopped buying VOO. Really all I’ve been buying is VXUS and PFF.
>>29336624I need to figure this out too. Im in some fucking target fund for my 401k and that shit has made me absolutely shit returns in the past 3 years. What are you invested in?
LINE GO UP!LINE GO UP!!LINE GO UP!!!
>>29336806Depends on what price u bought rkt at
>>29336784For now, mumu. For now.
I love seeing all these normies losing all their money. Just peeking in at WSB and this is the first thing I see kek
>>29336815Sell puts on things you want to buy.
>>29336806>RKTahahaaaaha..ahah.. im so sorry to hear thatat least you can brag you're not a newfag
BIG ROLLS ROYCE PLAY TOMMOROW
>>29336902new car model??
Anyone here stacking physical metals?
Raytheon is fucked tomorrow. Same engine, same plane, engine blew up in Japan in December.
>BTC below 57kBFARF bros...
>>2933686621 a month agoI'm more concerned about anvs and poww, and possibly considering going back into agtc
>>29336838Anon. Vfiax or any blue chip growth fund. If your options are limited. Personally I'm 80 vfiax 20 trbcx.
>>29336957There's literally a thread for that. Fuck off
The lack of Jahy posting is bearish
>>29336902This is your future.
>>29336749im going all in on TUNG and ANVS.>my female stock broker is not going to like my monday order.
>>29336662i wanted to by POOOOOOOTS on UAL but my td ameritard account isn't funded yet
>>29336978this is precisely why I only fly airbus
>>29336957I bought some silver last year, and I have about $500 worth of silver and gold (mostly silver). But I'm not buying more right now. I think I have a good % of my portfolio in physical right now.
>>29336998I’m asking /smg/ specifically. I’m not going to ask metal collectors if they collect metal.I’m not going to ask Tennis players if they play Tennis.
>>29336838my target date fund actually outperformed SPY last year, so i'm pretty happy about thatjust roll your 401K into your IRA and gamble with your retirement like a real man
burry is really going at it today fuck im scared
>>29337046>>29337004>>29336984>>29336902Fuck off you niggers to redd*t with your pump n dumps.
>>29337063here we like actual returns so no, nobody owns 'precious' metals
>>29336989Hmm, if I can switch this on vanguard I might. Im going to need to research into it more though
>>29336980It’ll be 60k on Tuesday so dont off yourself now.
>>29336985Bullish for GTE
>>29337105What is he going on about? Give me the rundown please
Look into bcrx, thank me later.
>>29336885Lmao! Hahaha!His life: ruined!!!!
>>29337133>nobody owns 'precious' metalsI do, and I think it's a good place to put at least 5% of your portfolio. See >>29337058
>>29336662so /smg/ shill me tomorrow's goodies
>>29337075Nah, im not gambling with my 401k. I have my roth ira that I just opened for that, and my normal investment account.
>>29337083how do you even pronounce this?
>>29336957Yes, 17 ounce silver stacklet reporting in.
>>29337157basically US hyperinflation and China is going to dominate the world's economy for the foreseeable future
>>29337223I say Jah-Hee but who knows
>>29336759less than 12 hours before market
>>29337137I only have about 20 options on mine. So that's the best I could come up with. Thinking of going all blue chip but high fees keep me mostly vfiax
>>29337105This is clown world, as long as the economy is in the shitter and people aren't allowed to go outside or eat in a restaurant in most places in the world, line VILL go up.
Can you believe some idiots actually put the "safe" portion of their portfolio in loans to the US government instead of Taiwanese semiconductor manufacturers?
S&P futures turned green, and Japan is flying out of the gate.
>>29337050I just don't fly.
>>29336885>he bought 69 shares @ $360 per share.OH NO NO NO
>futuresso green, so beautifulyou bought the dip last week, didn't you?
>>29337157He says a crash is coming. Wow, thanks Burry how insightful. Judging by his past accuracy this is actually bullish and wes till have months or even years.
>>29336980on friday it closed below 55k so what ?
>>29337342Yes I actually can believe it. For us to be doing so well, there must be some really retarded people out there just throwing their money away. They are the reason this is so EZ.
>>29336885People need to turn on their brains and realize they're playing with real money
>>29337125I've been holding since the begining of December. Nice try though.
>>29337499>Oh no I lost my savings now I'll have to wage slave for another 30 years instead of wage slaving for another 30 years
If I move momey around in my 401k do I have to pay taxes on 'realized' gains when I move it from a target fund to something else, or do I just pay when I retire still?
>>29336902We're gonna make it carboys
>>29336806this is a shit port, sell and put it all in GME
>>29337438Technically isn't a crash always coming?
>>29337417no, i never had cash to buy dips because i've been all in from the startI only DCA out of necessity (whenever my paycheck comes in)
>>29337342Not the boat!NO NOT THE BOAT!!!
>>29336885I don’t understand these retards. Who are they trying to impress at this point? The hedge funds have closed their positions. This is basically the new QAnon.
>>29337342I don't know, I am a little concerned Taiwan will one day get bombed. The international community doesn't really seem to push back very effectively when China pushes boundaries.
ANY GTE NIGGERS ONLINE?!
>>29337537I know RYCEY was being mentioned here for some time now. But redd*t pumps are obnoxious and I want those subhumans gone from here.
>>29337248He’s right imo. Biden administration is weak and incompetent. They obviously have no plans on standing up to China. I believe China will be in the driver’s seat until we get a populist administration. I’m worried about an actual depression under Biden.>Schools closed for almost a year and parents are stressed and poor>Small businesses are failing at an alarming rate>unemployment is high as shit and likely to get worse>Clown Market at an all time high>Printing money like there is no tomorrowRecipe for disaster.
>>29337606that's pretty much my same strategy, except this time by some freak occurrence I was 100% cash to start the week
>>29336738Unironically some funds and lots of divvie stocks. And I will sell all my BTC and ETH to go full shitcoin maximalist.
>>29336738Semis, more PIPP
>lean hogs>still -0.33>hasn't moved at all
>>29337537>that shares numberdevilish
>>29337557i just need this bullrun to last 4 more years and I'll have enough to live off premiums and dividendsmaybe 3 years. maybe less. I just need like mid 6-figures dont I? I almost had it with GME, I have more opportunities
>>29337631I'm holding 1.50 may and August calls.It better do something before then. This money is just sitting there doing nothing except bleeding.
>>29337646So what you're saying is... buy Chinese. >we told you so
I plan on buying up CTXR tomorrow. Bad idea?
Kneel with me Potterheads https://youtu.be/fsT4Jxv3Eg8
>>29337491You know that's a good way of thinking about it. We're really just claiming our inheritance from Boomers early I guess.>>29337564No, you're only taxed when you take it out. Shuffling holdings within an IRA or Roth IRA or 401k doesn't cost anything.
>>29337438See below >>29337646Clown Market can’t ignore fundamental for much longer. Clown car is almost out of gas imo
>>29337681its over leanbros
I shid then I fard
>>29337689After March I'm hedging a little more heavily so that if line goes up I'll make money or if line goes down I'll make money.Only way I'm fucked is if the market crabs for a few years or crashes this week.
>>29337013>TUNGTungsten - what? Why? You have ANVS so I know your brain is good but I just cant see the tungsten play.
>>29336804It dips below $33 in the next couple days. Even if you were to buy the dip, it doesn't grow much. It's only made around 2$ in the past two months. Steady growth, but very slow. You might as well put your money in an ETF.
>>29336885>69I bet he did it for the "nice xD" without realizing he was playing with a lot of money.Sometimes it works out then they come out thinkin' their market geniuses
>>29337744>You know that's a good way of thinking about it. We're really just claiming our inheritance from Boomers early I guess.Pretty much. To be fair, I imagine that in a few decades there will be some really far-out techs that most of us can't comprehend. Progress marches on..Also, nice dubs, but check THESE!!!
Why get RYCEY when you can get RR? Bloody built the spitfire engine innit
>>29337591Last time he predicted the housing crash which was much more interesting because it was very specific and nobody expected it at the time (which is why he got so rich and meme famous). But just saying, look, the 2021 general stock market is in a huge bubble is like saying water is wet, everyone knows and it's not interesting. Total stock value is currently at almost 2x GDP value and there's a dozen other extremely bearish indicators. But nobody knows when the pop will come. My guesstimate is late summer or early fall.
>>29337646One thing that worries me is thrent and mortgage payment extensions. They keep extending when these people pay this back, but instead of paying monthly, these unemployed people haven't been paying at all, and will have to pay one large lump sum when their time expires?That seems 100 times worse and they better be fucking planning something other than tanking everything to solve this.
>>29337609Fuck you, Vanguard, I *am* beating the market.>>29337628The last thing they'd bomb and the first thing they'd get back up and running is TSM. Fabs are safu.>>29337646Yes, it's kind of an unsaid thing but everyone's portfolio should include at minimum two (2) passports.
>>29337854Do you remember the one anon who shilled MVIS back in October when it was $2? God bless that man, same goes for the guy who shilled FUBO before it's spike
>>29337744Idk might want to check if they charge anything to rebalance. I know mine doesn't but I'm not sure. It sounds like it would be a thing they would charge a fee just to be a cocksucker for
>>29337752>Clown car is almost out of gas imowhy
>>29337845Yeah I'm waiting to see how those dominoes fall, shits going to be bad
>>29337157He's big into the Weimar comparisons right now, while abstracting out all the details that actually matter, and is trying to relive his Big Short glory days.What he doesn't seem to realise is that EVERYONE knows that a crash is coming. Just yelling about it on Twitter doesn't make him the Greek prophet he fancies himself to be.
>>29337646I have friends of friends in and from China, and apparently their Covid situation is effectively over since they shut shit down for two months and force foreigners into quarantine. Here we're still floundering to get anything done and the numbers fluctuate regularly. Obviously, you can dismiss me as just a chink shill, but I think I'm going to look at and buy more of the chinese stock shill's picks.
>>29337845as someone who wants to buy a home in the next few years, i think that's great>people unable to pay rent for literally over a year>suddenly the bill comes due>can't pay>mass evictions>mass foreclosures>mass home listings>nice cheap homes to buy
I have a warehouse in a low income neighborhood (cheap property values/sq footage). the local high school hasnt bothered to reopen and I dont blame the teachers. it's a crime infested shit hole. know that these teachers dont have to coexist with these joggers, they are failing them left and right. they used to just give them the c- to get them out of their classroom. Im starting to think virtual learning might have some benefits.
>>29337845>They better have a plan for thisI've got some bad news for you
>get finance degree>say and do the opposite of what everyone is saying at the right time>become "famous" and people think you're always right from then onwoah
>>29337960Whats the date again? I need to form a plan to deal with this
>>29338003i mean his fund was impressive even before 2008
>>29337897Everyone is beating the market currently except unironic Redditors and Boomers. The question is who can do it under non-clowned conditions. I don't believe I can, for instance.
>>29337782i hedged by buying Suncordo you think I actually want to hold this shitty value trap long-term? I'm definitely out of it after 1-2 years. Their alternative energies shit is just a stunt from what I see so far, it's not a serious enough effort to matter (just a small dip in the water, but not enough to make me consider it a forever hold)I only like it since, just like with any value trap, the perceived potential downside is relatively low *but* it can still 2x given the current developments. Crude oil inching back towards $60, thank you Biden-sama
>>29337842Maybe but by that time we could be up so much a 40% fall would still put you ahead of today. Who knowssss
>>29336738blue chips and divvy aristocrats. it won't crash though.
>>29337702I think it's all the profit taking boomers preventing this from pumping higher than $1. If you look at stockwits or yahoo they're living in a fantasy land thinking it'll hit $5 EOY.The only way that'll happen is if all these institutions or profit takers start averaging up. (They won't) because new investors can't boost it alone. That's why I'm selling before earnings and I'm going to rebuy after the dip and join their dirty boomer nigger ranks.I hope you didn't spend too much on those BTW, it's not going over 1.20.
since my last idea was scoffed at. What about selling CSPs on SOXL?March 19th $535 expiry would make me $14,000+
>>29337985Its going to cause massive issues i think outside just the housing market. Tons of unemployed people evicted. Will not be good
>>29338003Yes, that's how it works.
>>29337797welding electrodes for spacex stainless rocket bodies my good sir.
Anyone shorting KO?
>>29337634I'm with you man. Cant stand the fuckers. I hope they get wrecked. >>29337687I know. I happened to look at it and it was at 665 shares. I only bought one share just for the hell of it to make it perfect kek
>>29337557Its not even that bad if people lose money if it was short-term held stocks. Can't you deduct losses over a period of years reducing their tax burden?
>>29337985My area has more than doubled in 7 years. Makes me kinda nervous. Houses sit less than a day in some cases. Sight unseen buys. Makes me really wanna sell and wait for another collapse to rebuy. Comfy apartment vibes for a few years idk.
>>29337928Considering taxes will be in the 15% to 25% range, and a rebalancing will maybe get you a few % difference in returns, fretting over a 5 basis point fee or whatever is really not worth it.>>29338063Fair enough. My rule of thumb for bear markets is to just switch to puts and flip the chart vertically lol.
>>29338101That would be perfect, so it's probably not gonna happen that way.
You're at your trading station when this happens. What do?
i need a hit of hopium on KTOS. I am holding position at it but it hasn't bounced back after last week and the bull rampage on it
>>29338063Yes, we are really riding high on exuberance, I think it will go for another couple years. But everyone is either forgetting, or is too new, to realize that it will eventually go back to good investors hitting 10-12% returns again. Get those 30%+ yearly returns while you can, but don't expect this forever
>>29337915swing trading it ever since>GG
>>29338161maybe, but that's a bit harder to quantify >>29338210yeah, i've been looking for houses in a few different areas in states with 0 income tax, and the housing prices have just skyrocketed the last few years. gonna be living the apartment life until that shit comes back down.
>>29337342>VXUS premarket is 1.21%Voomer bros, how do we keep winning?
>>29337782Sorry Shamiko, but you're NOT allowed to make more than 40k Yen a year.>*kicks sand in your face*
>>29338124I didn't spend too much. If it goes to 0 it'll be fine, I was just fucking around with options and 700 dollars to test the waters. I just picked the wrong one at the exact wrong time. I think I'm going to get out next time it pumps, hopefully in green
>>29337981>Here we're still flounderingyou mean we're vaccinating an insane number of people every dayhere the only things not quite open are the DMV, sports events, movie theaters, and concerts. most businesses are open, school is open, people are working. during the holiday season, retailers were absolutely packed. you couldn't even find a place to park your car. the local hospital posts a covid graph and their ICU admissions are down to pre-halloween numbers. mass vaccines will make it drop like a rock.none of this shit has anything to do with the potus. the wheels were set in motion when trump was president, and it's continuing now.
>>29337915Fuck, I remember MVIS was shilled at 13 cents in April. I didn't believe in it because I couldn't find any info that convinced me to buy it.
>>29338246I don't do options, so I'll just have to sit it out. My greatest fear is a Nipponification of the Western stock markets with decade-long crabbing. Then you'd have to go all in on Chinky shit which makes DD much, much harder.
>>29338182capitalization is whiteness- stop- listen- believe
>>29338259Based, now I get to write a child off on my taxes!
>>29338260Aren't the catalysts some contracts later this year and inclusion in ARKX? Or are you trading it much shorter term?
>>29338145selling covered calls on the monthly on SOXL is top quality.They moon by 50% on a 5% SOXL day, then once you get a red day just buy your way out of it, and do it again on the next SOXL 5% moonshot day. Its easy work
>>29338182>if we really stopped acting white, they wouldn't know what hit 'em
>>29338259spend the next few days figuring out the logistics of giving birth to a child with horns
>>29338305DON'T THINK THIS MEANS YOU'VE WON!!!
>>29338210>Comfy apartment vibes for a few years idk.>Comfy>apartmentwhat city do you live in, can i move there?afaik for-rent-only apartments are low-income place infested by ""them"" and crimeunless you mean condos
Anyone else ready for AQB at $2000 by 2022?
>>29337842When the govt helps everyone cook the books this shit happens
>>29338181Interesting. Thank you based, Anon. May your gains be plentiful and I hope you have a good day. Will bury my nose in TUNG and do some research.
>>29338282I've also been wondering anon. If they have literally got hip to the "o it's so cheap to live in x area." Or "look what you can buy for 200k in the Midwest". And just basically running our housing up to match the rest of the more popular region's. Like I wonder if housing will ever get affordable again desu.
>>29338311It'll pump until Wednesday. I'd sell before earnings on Thursday. If you want back in It'll dip sub .80 which is a great price point for this one. It'll probably pump to 1.50 by the end of the year.
>>29338420high end luxury apartments price out the undesirables for the most part, just find a low cost of living city to offset.
>>29338445I hope so anon. Rn it is just bleeding.
>>29337981watching fat boomers fight over toilet paper at the start of last year made me go long on chinaI cannot see a future for this country anymore, not any kind of fireworks, just a long slide into stupidity and irrelevance
>>29336957Do bullets count?
>>29338400How does "buying yourself out" work here? I am an options idort. Do you buy buy someone elses call to close your call?
>>29338420Just figure out where your politicians tend to live and move there, problem solved.
>>29338476Alright. Yeah I want out before earnings. Even if its to save some of my money
>>29338466that worries me too. las vegas, a place i was looking at, is a good example of this. lot of california trash flooding into that city driving up rent and housing because of low taxes and cost of living.troublesome.
>>29338503These ones do.
>>29338526To buy yourself out of a covered call you wrote, you just buy back the same strike price/expiry date, but hopefully cheaper than you paid for it. Its no fundamentally different than when you buy a share in any company, then sell it later on.
are we gonna be green tomorrow fellas?
>>29338624Anything could happen, but I would guess yes.
>>29337985The properties are transfered over directly to the (((banks))), silly. Look at NY as an example, they just sit on all the newly "available" properties and keep them off the market to artificially choke supply. It's the same story all over the west. You can't win.You vill NEVER own a home.You vill live in a pod.And you VILL be happy.
> like the peter lynch video> get his book for kids> 5 pages in and he’s shittalking commies and saying layoffs are basedThis dude is based as fuck
Is there such a thing as anti-EGS?A based and redpilled index?
>>29338445>$2000 by 2022More like $2
>>29338492ok it's probably just a cultural naming thingwe usually call those "condos" herecommie-block affordable-housing is what comes to mind for apartments
>>29338675i VILL do things in minecraft too
>>29338364I'm a leaf. I'm pretty sure your vaccination policies are doing far better than ours —read recently that you burgers vaccinated more people in a day or week than we have, total— and while some provinces here are doing surprisingly well, others are up shit creek. Shitty oil economy isn't helping either.>>29338497Yeah, I seriously should've taken that as a sign and done the same way back then. Recently I heard from a friend that they're practically back to regular life over there, just with more facemasks than usual. We're still quite a ways off from a full re-opening.
>>29338697fuck you. why not?
Should I buy DGTW tomorrow?
>>29338420Ohio. There is hood. But they have gentrified theeee fuck outta my city. So it could just be bias from what it used to be. But I love downtown now. Tons of new lofts. Shit load of bars and shit to do. Distillerys breweries dispensaries. We literally only have the bus station left to move. Then there is nothing left "shitty" downtown. I would definitely kick it a few years
>>29338598Because on a red day, people will sell that same strike/expiry for cheaper?
>>29338410>>29337782>*crabs in your path*
>>29338404Do you think horns are a dominant trait or a recessive trait?
>>29338700Energy. Just buy an Energy ETF. Exxon and Chevron.
>>29338762>he thinks he can buy DGTWlaughing_skeletons.jpg
>>29338700Sin index investing is definitely a thing. And, hell, that's half the PLTR shill case here.You can also short some of the ESG shit listed in https://etfdb.com/etfs/Or dive into their prospectus to see what companies they've blacklisted.
>>29338773Yes. Buy high sell low. Plus on monthlies, even just a couple of days produces you some theta gains
>>29338094Same anon. I'm currently 90% in suncor. It's like holding cash at these prices but with the potential to 2x in a year.
>>29338588silver squeeze? what's the story here?
open up the market there's so much soxl fngu and tqqq I want to buy
>>29338809dominant for sure, virtually unavoidable
Can someone explain to me the Texas situation? I don't watch the news. I'm trying to understand as a Canadian how people are dying because it snowed once.This is good for Suncor I think.
>>29338588As a Europoor I'm not allowed guns so I'm not very knowledgable - do silver bullets have any practical applications? I only know them from Werewolf movies and didn't realize they really existed outside of movie props.
>>29338858I will practice this with 4U since it double digit swings all the time too before I risk my soxl egg
>>29338259apply more ointment to the electrical burns on my cock.
>>29338888checked. but you are trippin if you are going long in this market dude.
Are you niggers buying SPY puts or calls?
>>29338910Imagine what kind of shit would break if you had 35C weather. For a week.
>>29338910Californians who lived in remote areas because they wanted to live the “country” lifestyle.
>>29338762DGTW picks you.....
>>29338910lot of snow in a place where it doesn't generally snow, i thinkso people freezing in their house and sliding all over the roads because they haven't driven on ice before
>>29338910Heres a brief rundown of all the things happening>Texas has its own grid>People are charged market rate for power apparently >Texans aren't used to snow>Very little stuff there is winterized >Entire state in a deep freeze causing power draw to spike>At same time, 13-23% of their power generation generation is wind and their turbines aren't winterized -- dead>Also natural gas pipes and busted from the freeze>also at the same time their nuclear reactors for some reason got shut down
Anyone else feel anxious sometimes about money? I just want to retire early. I’m always worried I won’t be able to pull it off.
>>29338992We have 35 and 40C weather every year, for weeks
>>29338910Basically non of the electrical or plumbing is suited for below freezing temps, because hot Texas, after that domino effect
>>29338987Penny stock shill was dumping his bags off some inside info he probably knew.
>>29338776I can see a crab market in the futureToo many people expecting a crash for it to crash, not enough confidence for it to keep going up like this
>>29336978Pratt and Whitney operates as largely an independent subsidiary. and if you think Biden's new Sec Def who literally was a VP at Raytheon and still holds an obscene amount of stock and just recently gave them not one but two sweet heart deals isn't going to kiss Raytheon's ass if needed you are a mongoloid
who /CCIV/ chad here? tuesday we hit $100
>>29339063and scared old people with no heat or running water. and no way to get food or water. wasn't good.
Is there more hearings on gamestop tomorrow? I might buy in for the memes
>>29338969Depends on your definition of long anon.
>>29338727Since it hasn't happened yet, I doubt it ever will. We're so far past the breaking point, Westerners just decided to lay down and die. All that's left is to make enough money to escape to some small property in the countryside and become a gardening hermit while the West slowly crumbles.
M1 or vanguard for a Roth IRA? which one do you guys prefer?
>anon buys DGTW>this guy calls youWell, you did buy DGTW did you? We did warn you.
>>29339103Sorry *45C. Some real black swan shit.
>>29338940after the SOXL split you will only need sub $5k worth of it to sell covered calls
>>29339143TQQQ is a 3x bull etf. that falls under "long" as I understand it.
>>29338859i see it like holding cash too, as long as OPEC doesn't fuck me over with some bullshit, but afaik, it's going to be hard to resume supply anyways if they've had rigs idling this entire time so there should be time to react appropriatelyonly ~50% suncor though, there are still some premature growth plays I want to keep riding
>>29338992>35C weatherYou think this would be extreme? Like seriously?The state of american infrastructure lmao, literal 3rd world shithole
BARFbags I don't feel so good...
>>29339084>>also at the same time their nuclear reactors for some reason got shut downmere coincidence, do not investigate further.
>>29339173>Wu kill cocksucker
>>29339171Vanguard was alright in my experience, but they didn't let me buy options on triple leveraged ETFs so I moved to Schwab.
>>29338992>From 1 to 6 July 2018, the air temperature consistently rose above 35 °C (95.0 °F) in parts of Quebec and Ontario.We had that not very long ago, and it was not even remotely as bad as Texas is having it right now.
>>29338497> inplying china is any smarterThey don’t even use toilets let alone tpAlso keep in mind, the average American uses a roll of tp a day. For a family of 4 that’s 35 rolls a week. 1820 a year. That’s 370 board feet of timber give or take. Take the population of the US into account, that’s nearly 120 billion board feet — 2400 years worth of American timber production. You can never have enough toilet paper.
>>29339200Nothing would break under 55C for weeks, all despite your horrendous backpedaling that has no comparison to muh -2C snow texas got.
>>29338910im a leaf too and i might go to hell for laughing at the situation (like apparently some places were barely freezing, literally t-shirt/hoody weather for us), but as far as I know, a lot of the deaths from stupidity with carbon monoxide warning rather than freezing itself
>>29339241>>29339312Guys, sorry >>29339200. Basically heat stroke and melted asphalt weather.
>>29339063I have a pretty well diversified port and when i signed in friday at open shit looked good. The second market opened my entire port converted to DGTW.Can’t even look up other tickers
Wu buy all cocksucker memes
>>29338910Basically the grid managing firm in Texas, Electric Reliability Council of Texas (ERCOT), turned their electrical grid management system into an Enron-style orgiastic pseudo stock market and fucked Texas' energy distribution system.These mofos literally turned energy supply into a derivatives market while intentionally creating outages to drive demand while applying surge pricing.Meanwhile red team blames wind turbines and blue team blames oil/LNG
>>29339200We would sweat, probably. That's about it, but nothing would actually break. A 45c heatwave is unpleasant but tolerable.>>29339348Were they really? That's insane. I want to feel bad because Texans are literally dying, but on the other hand, it's absurd that they're dying at...temperatures that are just around zero degrees.
>>29339348*from carbon monoxide poisoning
>>29339084>windmills need heaters for their gear oil>natural gas with more than 0% moisture content will freeze up in pressure differential spots in pipes>nuclear reactors need coolant and if using straight water will freeze up at the inlets, etc.I think the nuclear plant had its turbines outside so no building to help insulate the steam/liquid flows.
>>29338875speculation similar to GME
>>29339326>Nothing would break under 55C for weeksI mean you can *say* that. I just hope it's true if that should ever be tested.
What are my moves tomorrow, /smg/?I have $440 CDN.
>>29339374Pajeets never learn bro’s
>>29337050I’ve only flown a couple of times but it was always Airbus. I’ll always make sure I’m flying Airbus in the future.
>>29336738It’s not gonna crash for years still. Loads of people are FOMOing in and even more are waiting for a”correction” to buy. We are still at the enthusiasm phase of chart related. S&P 5000 by EOY
>>29339463>$440ngmi stop being poor
>>29339463Working on your resume might be a good idea.
Why is stockwits full of profit taking, non-price pumping, greedy nigger boomers? Same with Yahoo.Also how can we get rid of joggers and other minorities to make it so we don't get taxed on our gains so hard.
>>29339417>These mofos literally turned energy supply into a derivatives market while intentionally creating outages to drive demand while applying surge pricing.Imagine if the media communicated this properly and the Justice System were actually functional, all these motherfuckers would go to jail.
>>29339552Invest in PLTR.
>>29337681Maybe we got too cocky hogbros
Some old people and those with breathing issues rely on oxygen devices. A common one is called an O2 concentrator which runs on electricity. Same thing with BiPAPs and CPAPs. If these people can't get to a hospital then they're fucked.
Do I buys soxl pre split so I have more shares ( I know it might crab post split but I'm thinking longer term I'll have 15 shares worth alot for the price of 1 right now) or post split and buy it while crabbing, this opens up the possibility that it may not tank post split and I'll have to fomo
>>29338445https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2021/feb/11/global-salmon-farming-harming-marine-life-and-costing-billions-in-damageCanada has to stop all non-mutant salmon farming immediately to save the environment.
>>29339418>>29339417They didn't have power for days. So i get it. The more cucked part is since the cost spiked they are literally charging people thousands for then month. The governor is now saying they will offer relief. But even more cucked their gonna just take your taxes to give an electric company monopoly.
>>29339463>$440 CDN.Isn't that what a steak costs over there?
>>29339135Stop-loss took half my shares, still holding 300 at $20 though
>>29339620you guys were always too cocky bro
>>29339623you lot are retarded, the split doesnt affect the price in any way. the only luxury is that the buy in price is lower and you can sell CCs
>>29339463FCX SCCO and WAL will go up tomorrow.
>>29339623buy every dip before the split, you may be disappointed otherwise
>>29339623your braindeadETFs dont tank or pump based on price
>>29339623Do you know how ETFs work anon?
>>29339677A steak? That's 4400$, you could probably get a junior chicken for that much
Texas once again proves it's the California of 20 years ago
>>29339797>Do you know how ETFs work anon?n.no
>>29339640AQB is land based farms. That's article is about farms in the ocean. AQB is a solution to all those problems.That's why it's goodstock.
>>29339516>>29339537Never put in more money than you are willing to lose. That's what I'm willing to lose right now as my other fun money is tied up in stocks.>>29339628Any catalysts soon or am I waiting years for some sort of legalization news?>>29339778W-what's going on with metals tomorrow?
>>29339856>these are the people with whom we trade
>>29339660>Nooo, you can't charge more for the limited supply of natural gas when literally every pipe is frozen solid.>I need to charge my iPhone!Get out.
>people acting like there's no price action on leveraged etfs accusing others of not understanding
>>29339797Idk what to do now I made a big mistake but want to argue anyways because I can't just give up and admit I wasn't thinking it through, so fuck you
>>29339640>>29338445Hot damn, maybe I will buy into AQB again. I really want the mutant salmon to succeed.>>29339660It's understandable, but it's still jarring because it's weather that I wouldn't consider to be cold enough to kill, even without power. I mean, it'd be an extremely warm winter. But most everyone up here has enough insulation in their homes and warm clothing to take that shit. The power company shit is incredibly cucked though, I agree. Even if they do get relief, I can't believe Texans are unironically getting charged thousands of dollars for a month's worth of heat.
>>29339882>posts a pic of disrupter mommy but doesnt know her picksSad!
>>29337223It's pronounced ジャヒー
>>29339313the 'good' thing about china is they know their country has a billion stupid peasants and is heavy-handed with their leadershipamerica is a bunch of demagogues trying to pit one mob against another
>>29339819So Texas is going to get much much worse? Without Texas and California (which is near to collapse too) what does America really have left? New York City?
>>29339882>for some sort of legalization newsNigger what the fuck are you smoking. NNDM is semis and cpu tech shit do some fucking DD for one in your life.
>>29338445>>29339640If AQB can spin their PR so "GMO Mutant Fish" turns into "Renewable Bidenbro Fish" I'm going to be so fucking rich. In fact, since their operations are running smoothly they should hire a top-sehlf marketing firm and make this their number one priority with lots of viral shit and paying Youtube Zoomers to do "tastings" and "Munkbangs" and all that good stuff that made BYND explode. It's so much fucking potential but you'd need someone to explain this to the AQB manangment who seem to be super clueless about it, I think.
>>29339882>W-what's going on with metals tomorrow?The TA on them looks good short term and long term.
>>29339920hey at least if my power goes out I know how to safely disconnect my house from the grid and plug a generator (which i own two) to have power back up and running within 15-30 minutes.
>>29339856Ok. Well an etf is basically a mutual fund. On on the market. They buy a bunch of underlying stocks in a fund. The price movement is based on the underlying stocks of the fund. Not the volume or buying pressure on the etf.
>>29339688>Stop-loss took half my shares,It keeps happening.I told you about stop-losses, bro. I told you dog.
>>29340022Are semiconductors legal yet?To be honest I was thinking of that mushroom stock.Will DD
>>29339949>The power company shit is incredibly cucked though, I agree. Even if they do get relief, I can't believe Texans are unironically getting charged thousands of dollars for a month's worth of heat.as far as i know it's clickbait shit that's exaggerating the real situationthe people on variable rates were given the heads-up to switch plans and avoid it. only idiots were actually paying those rates
>>29340015If they keep electing these deregulation minded trump cultists, of course.
>>29339940the price action on SOXL is due to movements in the underlying, SOXX, not whatever the share pric ein SOXL happens to behonestly 3x ETFs should probably have a $3000 minimum like mutual funds
>>29340027Well, they aren't going direct to consumers and want to keep everything secret to not attract crazies to protest the places serving it. They will be direct to sushi/restaurant places and hence no labeling even required.I think they definitely will benefit a lot from momentum in terms of getting buyers and scaling.
>>29340134Is it? I read that they were given the heads-up to switch plans, but many of them had the option locked/couldn't do it for some bureaucratic reason or other. Then again, I'll admit I didn't look at it very closely, so I could be very wrong.
>>29338182I just starting doing the wheel on KO...Guess I need to find another stock if I don't get assigned. Fucking woke bullshit..
>>29339688stop losses are only for portions of your position you want to take profit on but want to keep riding up just in caseif you're entering risky shit where it's prudent to have a stop loss in case it keeps dumping, you probably shouldn't enter a position in the first place, or at least average in with a small position you can afford to lose 100%
>>29340257This is a liberal board faggot
>>29340111All the doom and gloom about a crash got to my head. I don't normally set them.
Roblox IPO wheni want to invest in autism
>>29340134Exaggerating enough for the governor to make a statement and promise emergency aid and funding to cover it.
>>29340257I hope donny has another home in mind once maralago is underwater
>>29339348Way too many people don't even know that it's dangerous to keep your home airtight or even where oxygen comes from.
>>29339611No retard I missed the dump.
>>29340103I dont see how there is no effect from buying pressure? how would they uncouple that from the equation.
>>29340307Bitch, the only good thing about the blues taking over is PIPP. Fuck off with your bullshit.
>>29340179Nah, if your state population has the same demographics as Mexico or Guatemala then your state will have the same outcomes as Mexico or Guatemala.
>>29340188you're saying there is absolutely zero effect on the price from trading
>>29340227either way it's a situation that could have been avoidedI remember a few years ago when it was actually colder in Texas than around Toronto so it's not like no one saw this coming eventually
>>29340188what's the outlook on semiconductors, I intend on looking at the index after but basically why are you confident in semiconductors, is tsm the company that has a major catastrophe, is it their recovery you're banking on
>>29340427In fact it's not absolutely 0 (ETFs can decorrelate) but it's very unlikely in practice, near impossible.
>>29340422>the population has direct control over their electrical system and not the government in place who actually makes the decisionstrumpists are the most delusional people on the planet
there's nothing that can stop what's coming
I got $800 what the fuck do I buy and sell before March crashes again.
>>29340389YOU HAD SIX RED DAYS IN A ROW ANON! SIX DAYS!
>>29340391There is small affiliation with pressure. But if you watch the level 2 you will see a non stop buy and sell back and forth. I think it's some kind of algos selling back and forth to keep the price based on I think the nav value from what some other anons said
>>29340461Extremely bullish in every respect. Tons of AI chip startups going on. Every big fang stock is making chips, etc. Diversification into the entire space is enough to catch the major trends and get really good returns.
>>29339417So this is the power of capitalism.
>>29340428I haven't lol'd at a pic/gif all day. Thank you anon.
>>29337265That is correct. ジャヒー。jya hee.
>>29340214>They will be direct to sushi/restaurant places and hence no labeling even required.I know, but I think this is the wrong strategy. We live in the information age, people will find out and the hippie blowback will be much, much worse if the try to obfuscate the use of their product like that, most likely resulting in new legizlation that forces universal labeling, killing the business. Instead they should opt for an agressive and assertive strategy like they do with fake meat. You WILL eat it and you WILL like it. I'm sure the media would be on board too as they get sexual gratification from brainwashing normies. The stealth approach is a mistake. Embrace the MUTANT. Force it down their throats.
>>29340427do you know how shares of an ETF are created bro>>29340461look at it this way: do you see any way in 5, 10, 25 years, there is LESS reliance on computers in societies daily life? What do consoomers consoom? Phones, TVs, tablets, new cars, 'smart' fridges/microwaves/etc. None of that shit is suddenly going to require LESS semiconductors in the next century.
>>29339920No. You trade with multi billion dollar supercomputers taking up entire buildings that were built by people who turned down jobs at NASA for better pay of fintech and are programmed by the smartest and most educated people to have ever lived. t. Two PhDs in math, any job I want; 500k/yr starting.
>>29339552Shooting them and the traitors who enable them is the only way to start fixing the problem at this point.
MAKE A NEW THREAD LAZY FUCKS
>>29340543Look, I hate Trump more than you do, and I hate you as well. You all suck jewish cock>muh red team>muh blue teamYou're a child.
>>29337167Is this a joke?
>>29340396I have a modest position. I'd go balls deep if someone would address the Slush Fund FUD.
>>29340427ETFs can trade at a premium or discount occasionally, you can check just in case if you're really concerned
How will you feel when you wake up with no FRX?
>>29340461We're at a point where we're putting semi conductors on semi conductors to spit in the face of Moores law.
>>29340685Based Gintama bro
>>29340048The raiding band will take that from you. The only way to survive when SHTF is to have a community that you support and supports you.
>crude oilthis better be back to $60+ when i wake up tomorrowpls
>>29340550Every time I check that, it fucking jumps. God damn terrifying.And with $28t, what is it, 30 basis points in debt payments are the Marine Corps? 50 basis points equals the budget for the Navy?
>>29339660That variable pricing for electricity is absolutely insane, even without the recent context of the storm. If your bill has the potential to jump 1000% with no notice, that's a fucking scam.
>>29340796Weed legalization is postponed. Weed stocks are going to dump.
>>29337646China has the most dogshit force projection out of any major power in human history. As soon as they start stepping on a non-cucked powers toes (read:russia) they are absolutely 100% fucked.
Apparently a firm can invest in buying call options on its own stock.Here's an idea: buy a ton of call options on your own company, buy back 50% of your stock with leverage, and convert the calls back into cash and pay off the leverage + reinvest the rest in stock buybacks.Infinite money hack, I'm boutta to start my own publically traded company
>>29340179I'm seriously considering moving out of Texas after living here my whole lifeThe politicians who run this state are the absolute scum of the earth, who have no interest in actually doing anything else other than line them and their friends pockets.Between Covid and the recent winter storm, its clear that it's going to shit. I just wish every state had the same gun laws.
>>29340454Yeah, apparently they never bothered winterizing. Not sure what they really expected to happen.
>>29340743I watched the lil 100 share bots trade back and forth the other day and all of them moved way down in price and took awhile for the other buys coming in to let the price hit the new low point. Also when I used to watch QCLN it was 700 buy orders traded back and forth in blocks non stop all day. I'm assuming this is how they control etf price?
>>29337981Is it like impossible for you chink shills to just speak proper fucking English? Its like God has cursed you with chinktongue so that you stand out to non-bugniggers.
>>29340678Yet the so called smartest have yet to realise that super computers trading electronic fiat back and forth is not the way to run a healthy economy or civilisation. You''ve got to cut down on your jew worship mate.
>>29340960>The politicians who run this state are the absolute scum of the earth> I just wish every state had the same gun laws.Oh look another texan that's a giant pussy. All hat and no cattle
>>29341040You don't speak English when you write it, retard.>ItsI think you mean "it's". Maybe you should work on yours first, if you're going to be criticising mine.
>>29340550Whats this mean
>>29340932This is how CTRM works, right? lol
>>29341108Its nothing to do with that. This state is being raped by so many retards with so many ulterior motives and it really shows. Man, this state was literal paradise even just 15 years ago. Thats when it really starting turning to shit. After the new orleans flood and we go their refugee nigger.
tell it to me straight guys, is the market going to crash soon? are we going to see hyper inflation like Burry is saying we will?
>>29341454It's too early for that. We have a few months to a few years to a decade or two.
>>29340562All my money was in this crab.
>>29341167Fuck off chang.
>>29341729Imagine making a grammar mistake while telling someone they can't into English.
>>29341291>This state is being raped by so many retards with so many ulterior motives and it really showsso its like every other state?name a single state that isn't completely fucked in one way or the other or soon about to be.