/biz/ humour

[Anonymous No.29330015]

I will begin.

[Anonymous No.29330102]

Please don't. It's bad enough if le Leddit is sniffing their own asshole shouting how funny they are. /biz-humor is just cringe.

[Anonymous No.29331246]

>>29330102
have you even seen Bizonacci? go back to back to rebbit faggot

[Anonymous No.29331401]

>>29330102
fuck off faggot biz humor threads have always been a thing

[Anonymous No.29331417]

Dump.

[Anonymous No.29331458]

How do you tax a fucking Ponzi scheme

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>>29331417
MY SIDES

[Anonymous No.29331817]

>>29330015

[Anonymous No.29331823]

>>29331417
I asked a very similar question like that when I first came here in mid 2017. Still don't understand trading but I'm about to exit six figure hell soon.

[UncleOldfag zCrZ/jkI3nx No.29331869]

>>29331700
Heckin based

[Anonymous No.29331876]

>>29331817
the fuckin NERVE
fuck them

[Anonymous No.29331911]

>>29330015
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>>29331817
Never sell brothers

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>>29332037
Still the best

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>>29331989
What is that shit? A screencap for ants?

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THIS SUMMER

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>>29331823
This is now a this guy 99 999 portfolio waiting room

[Anonymous No.29332342]

>>29331700
lol you tards shit on TA because you watched a retard on youtube talk like a fuckin meme. Next your gonna tell me statistics and probability is the work of the devil. You are room temp IQ and couldn't even begin to understand the thic coke can dic that TA will fuck you with while you are forced to watch sissy hypno vids.

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>>29332081
Everyone lets give him a round of applause.
Proud of you Rajeev.

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>>29331700
Redpill me on this TA patterns are bs?

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>>29332167
Holy shit this hurts

[Anonymous No.29332940]

>>29331700
Oh look another muh fandamentals and hodl pussy

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>>29332940

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>>29333030
dammit didnt mean that as a reply to >>29332940

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>>29332435
BACK IN THE CAGE WAGIE, YOU HAVE KIDS TO FEED

[Anonymous No.29333319]

>>29332262
Kek, I remember that shitcoin.

[Anonymous No.29333522]

>>29331571
So if all the whales die and they're wallets are lost to time is that good or bad for BTC?

[Anonymous No.29333620]

>>29332262
>All Time High: $45.96
>current: $1.16
>-97.49%
oof. i know that's basically all oldcoins but still. and it will happen again to anons favorite coins right now too

[Anonymous No.29333882]

>>29333522
Good, dead people end up holding the bag.

[Anonymous No.29333930]

anyone have that giant collage of biz posts from 2017 saying btc was going to crash at every price point

[Anonymous No.29333963]

>>29333152
did anything ever become of this?
or do they just not put girls and minorities in jail for gross negligence and manslaughter anymore

[Anonymous No.29334000]

>>29330015
Never run out of gas ever again

[Anonymous No.29334017]

>>29333963
bigot

[Anonymous No.29334663]

>>29332442
No one has ever proven any significant ability to predict the stock market. Sure, you can recognize that some people have done extremely well, however that's nothing more than survivorship bias. If you look at those same people and measure their ability to predict the market, they will do no better than average.
TLDR: for every person that succeeded with TA, there are a million that failed but you don't see them.

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>>29335211
>>29335281
is this another shoah?

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>>29332442

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>>29332435
Kek. What a poorfag, wage slave, 3 shitheads having bitch.

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>>29332081
Good job Rajeev, glad we could count on you. You've got a bright future ahead of you!

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>>29335676

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>>29332081
excellent work Rajeev
great to have you on the team

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>>29331817
land of the free lmfao

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>>29332262

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>>29335946

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[Anonymous No.29336474]

a classic that should be stickied

>>29336352
>that id

[Anonymous No.29336544]

shieet

[Anonymous No.29336557]

>>29336474
*Suddenly shrinks back*
I've been found out!

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>>29332940

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>>29331417
kek

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>>29334017
faggot

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>>29333152
stronk women

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[Do better No.29337604]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVj6lW3V7Q0
AYO I’M GONNA RUG YOU LIKE I’M ALADDIN
PUTCHA CASH IN BEFORE BAO COMES A-CRASHIN’
“Milk me like a cow!”, NIGGAS KEEP UTTERIN’
I CHURN YOUR ETH LIKE BUTTER, LOW IQ NIGGAS CRYIN’
CAUSE THEY FELL FOR ANOTHER SCAMCOIN (ay we just got baoswap on xDai nigga come on!)
BAO TEAM ASSEMBLING, AND I KEEP TREMBLING
NIGGAS Do better ET AL. KEEP FUDDLING
I FUMBLE AND STUMBLE WHEN THEY BE COMING IN, CRUSHING EMPIRES
SKY CASTLES CRUMBLING
MY BODY START RUMBLING
LIVIN’ A DOUBLE LIFE BUT CAN’T CALL MYSELF A G
DUMPLING BALOON, BAO MAN, BAO BUBBLE *pop*
ANOTHER FUD ON AN IMAGEBOARD
DAMAGE CONTROL ON MY DISCORD
THIS AIN’T GONNA LAST FOREVER NIGGA
BEEN LIKE A MONTH yuh, WHAT UP?
(The absolute and unironic state of this scam.)

TOLD ‘EM EOY 1 BUCK, I SCAM IT UP
FORTY-BILLION DOLLAR MARKETCAP LIES, EAT ‘EM UP!
I DREAM OF EIGHT FIGURES, WILL PULL THE RUG TO PICK IT UP
IF I GET DOXXED I’LL GET SHOT AND FUCK IT UP
BAD “BULLISH” FUDDERS MAKE ME LOSE MY LUNCH
BAD DISCORD BOTS MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE GIVE A FUCK
THIS GON HAVE LASTING BAGGAGE ON MY LIFE, MY BODY IN A TRUNK
CUFFS-A-DOUBLE-CLINK, OBJECTS-IN-MY-STINK
I SHOULD HAVE JUST WENT ALL-IN ON CHAINLINK
I’LL BE DEAD, OR LOCKED BEHIND SOME CHAIN LINKS
RUGPULL BEFORE MARCH 1ST (95% locked liquidity nigga!)

YEAH NIGGAS LIKE “show your source code bro, you trippin’”
WHITE PAPER SAY DIFFERENT, SAY HOT DAMN, THIS IS A SCAM
BE PATIENT, I SAID NOT FOR SPECULATION
NOW GIVE ME YOUR MONEY SO I CAN TAKE A VACATION
THEY HURT THEMSELVES, NIGGAS PAY ME FOR RECREATION
$250 GAS, BETTER HODL THROUGH THE RUGPULL (o no no no no no!!!!!!)
BETTER HIT THE GAS BEFORE SOMEONE FINDS ME
WHEN I GET DOXXED IN THE BITTER END
IF I DON’T STOP NOW THEN I’LL BE BAOTTER OFF
dead

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[Anonymous No.29337741]

>>29331817
Kek, so I’m what they’re saying is you “may” have crypto. Sorry fags I though that hotdog was gonna hit it big but it crashed and lost all my crypto

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>>29337099
who's bran? oh wait, I think I know...

[Anonymous No.29337795]

>>29332037
Do you have a link for this specific video?

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>>29332400
>>29335891
>>29336015
I haven't laughed so heartily in weeks. Thank you anons.

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>>29336383
Whats that?

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>>29333620
Nah, Woz coin will be around forever.

Right?

[Anonymous No.29338300]

>>29338173
smart-contract pool fuck up that locked 500k eth forever

[Anonymous No.29338341]

>>29337500
if this isn't the story of my fucking life lmao

[Anonymous No.29338393]

vintage one

[Anonymous No.29338461]

>>29333963
Nothing came out of this(brother and friends go to fiu) I went full schizno and it was way more corrupt than it it originally seem with the university paying for higher bids for promises of other project. Currently not stationed at home(army faggot(wanted free college)) but I have shit on it on my 2010 hp laptop at home.

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[Chronos No.29338495]

>>29330102
Please die

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>>29337099

[Anonymous No.29338604]

>>29331417
I saw the same question a week ago, fucking brainlets

[Chronos No.29338618]

>>29334663

>>29335445
Thus proves TA works

[Anonymous No.29338653]

there are dumbasses still holding this trash

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>>29336474
What happened?

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>>29339284
pajeet scammer got scammed.
biz then made fun of him on etherscan kek

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>>29339284
A guy was buying 50000 ZRX for 0.003 ETH, someone misread it as 0.003 ETH for each ZRX instead of the total.

[Anonymous No.29339539]

And that's it for me, dumped all I had

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>>29332081
Rajeev, a true weapon of Java.

[Anonymous No.29339650]

>>29332037
love it

[Anonymous No.29339712]

>>29332274
KEK

[Anonymous No.29339732]

>>29331989

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>>29332167
>zoomer traders zooming about a 14 yr old asset still in its first cycle

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>>29339322
Kek was in this thread, lifted my mood up. Thx for making me remember anon

[Anonymous No.29339883]

>>29331647
This post is a master-class in FUDology, I think. I also only skimmed it, but whoever will read all of it will surely be able to disarm a FUD with more precision and force.

[Anonymous No.29339982]

>>29333522
It would just mean that I would begin my 60 years crusade to find lost bitcoins with bruteforce.

[Anonymous No.29339993]

>>29332442
No because people (algorithms) think they work so they do work, especially on trading days where there are no catalysts and low volume.

[Anonymous No.29340279]

>>29331700
inverse bart incoming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnXdGXfIOQM

[Anonymous No.29340350]

>>29331417

There is actually more to it. 1 penny hard bottom is a myth.

Stocks can also, in essence, go sub penny. Each stock just gets spilt up into 10 stocks and can be sold again for 1-10 pennies. Rinse and repeat.

[Anonymous No.29341110]

>>29331700
Muh lines

>>29332342
>thic coke can dic that TA will fuck you with while you are forced to watch sissy hypno vids.

Based

[Anonymous No.29341118]

>>29337099
reddit faggots go home.

[Anonymous No.29341121]

>>29336557

HAHA wtf, pink id too

[Anonymous No.29341132]

>>29336474
This is definitely worth the read. Fucking amazing.

[Anonymous No.29341328]

>>29341118
you first

[Anonymous No.29341834]

>>29335769
>went into debt
If he use used his own money and was still holding now 2 years later he would be up 900%.
Don't borrow to trade kids.

[Anonymous No.29341859]

>>29337789
One of my fav characters
Him, the old lady, and Tyrion. Also, I actually didn’t mind the final season; it wasn’t nearly as bad as people made it out to be

[Anonymous No.29341878]

>>29330015
Greedy bankers (oy vey) circumvent local labor for hand-rubbing profits but end up losing bigly.

[Anonymous No.29342014]

>>29337822
This is fucking golden, still applies today

[Anonymous No.29342263]

>>29330102
>stylized boardname without the trailing forward slash
Holy shit go back

[Anonymous No.29342355]

>>29337822
>In financial markets being early is just as bad as being wrong
- Some Guy in a Book I Read in an Econ Course

Eventually someone will be right and they'll brag about it for the next 30 years. There were plenty of people that called the dotcom bubble 2-4 years early.

[Anonymous No.29342540]

>>29341878
As someone who used to work at citi and used flexcube... fuck that complete pos

[Anonymous No.29343090]

>>29331417
Mega fucking KEK

[Anonymous No.29343714]

>>29331700
ta is the greatest meme. fibo double top your tits.

[Anonymous No.29344182]

>>29336352
ID !

[Anonymous No.29344437]

>>29332342
gib books on TA. I don't wanna be a retard anymore. All the books I find look like bullshit books at airports.

[Anonymous No.29344516]

>>29331417
JEJ

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>>29337429
last reply is legendaric. Will resume soon

[Anonymous No.29344763]

>>29332081
Based Rajeev once agian doing a job well done, bravo lad

[Anonymous No.29345670]

>>29338045
fuck man i feel bad for this guy and his grandma

[Anonymous No.29345729]

KuCoin anyone? heard it's second to binance>

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this is reddit

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>>29337500
my fucking portfolio in general. Thank god it was GRT and ADA

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>>29346988

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>>29331417
Top fucking kek didnt kek so hard in a long time

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>>29332216

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>>29330102
Holy shit leave and do not come back

[Anonymous No.29347307]

>>29337182
ive only been here 6 months. were there flags on /biz/ before like /pol/? if so why don't we still have em?

[Anonymous No.29347408]

>>29347307
nice b8 faggot

[Anonymous No.29347431]

>>29346942
Legit bigeest brain on /biz/ right here, I just asked my housemate that works account payables and she said that world work on any medium sized company running shit like MYOB.

[Anonymous No.29347443]

>>29332081

Good job Rajeev.

[Anonymous No.29347468]

>>29332081
Based rajeev definitely invest in his coin

[Anonymous No.29347502]

>>29332167

...Should I just dump my life savings in

[Anonymous No.29347818]

>>29347502
Yes buy only when it's flattish and only if you can go down 80% without shitting yourself.

[Anonymous No.29347825]

>>29347307
flags would destroy this board. would just become /pol/ and discussion would be less about currency and more just shitting on where someone lives

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>>29346134
As much as I laugh at boomer rocks, it's the stupidest question to ask why someone values gold.
Also someone who lived as long as a dragon (hundreds to thousands of years) would see hyperinflation regularly.

[Anonymous No.29348356]

>>29347936
They also would have seen many nations come and go, just because a governments money is considered worth something today doesn't mean that government will exist tomorrow.
My Dutch grandfather melted his silver coins into silver bars after the Nazis invaded because they were worth more that way.

[Anonymous No.29348732]

>>29337822
They don't need to ban it or empty your wallet, just devalue it.
Right now memecoin is being pumped by walstreet but they can short it before recession (likely in 2028 but as early as 2024)

[Anonymous No.29348983]

>>29346984
fucking gold

[Anonymous No.29348997]

>>29332435
Bro I work 38 hours a week and get paid more than double that BEFORE deductions.
I would kill myself at this point jesus christ

[Anonymous No.29349745]

>>29332435
The most expensive lesson of abstinence

[Anonymous No.29351000]

>>29339450
holy fuck this is amazing.

[Anonymous No.29351096]

>>29331417
>i need buyers?
heh

[Anonymous No.29351402]

You guys are pretty ok, I will share with you my masterpiece

[Anonymous No.29352065]

>>29347059

t. Seether

[Anonymous No.29352250]

>>29345670
>see man screaming BITCONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT
>your first response is to literally give up your fucking home

someone who deserves to live in that house will get it

>aww but old people don't understan-

fuck off, years of experience should make you wiser to scams not fucking dumber why the fuck are we expected to feel sympathy for old people being conned?

it's fucking embarassing, they're so much older yet all it does is make them more susceptible to being ripped off somehow

[Anonymous No.29353508]

>>29352250
The smarter someone thinks they are, the more likely they are to fall for a scam.

[Anonymous No.29354637]

>>29339139
cute

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>>29331700
both are real unironically