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29316007 No.29316007 [Reply] [Original]

Can someone explain to me, what actually stopping men from putting all their money into crypto in cases of a divorce, and "losing the key".

Sure you can go to jail, but at that point your assets are fucking safe and can never be recovered by your spouse.

>> No.29316538

ah a fellow redditor

>> No.29316920

>>29316007
Kek I literally can't refute this.

>> No.29317110

Nothing. I have 80% of my net worth in crypto at this point and I’ve been happily married for 5 years. The remainder of my cash flow is used to pay for daily living and bills. My wife thinks I have 1k worth of BTC lol

>> No.29317323

>>29316007
Because if you ever cash out people will see your funds moved or if your wife sees you with nice thinks she can sue you to have the source of those assets investigated and then claim any assets that belongs to her.

>> No.29317551
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I can deal with a lot of shit with women, but the one thing that turns me off instantly. Is a woman with a dirty room. It’s typical for guy’s room to be a complete mess, but a woman? It’s fucking disgusting. Tells me she is along the lines of a dude and no woman should have brain patterns like a man. Lets me know she is mentally fucked up and will constantly fight with me because her gender views are fucked. It’s one of the biggest tell tale signs she is not there and is far below the bell curve.

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>>29316007

>that pic

It's truly incredible how far we have fallen as a society. On the other hand though, it makes me feel so happy seeing these thots have a mental breakdown when they realize their eggs are finished.

>> No.29317691

>>29317551

It is pretty rare for a woman to be genuinely dirty. They're usually very detail oriented and picky.

>> No.29317772

>>29316007
>Move to monero
>Claim you got scammed
I see no flaws

>> No.29317843

>>29316007
the divorce court judge won't believe you and will order you pay half your crypto worth anyway

>> No.29317971

>>29317843
>>29317772

Can you put your crypto locked into a smartcontract that requires multiple people to sign it in order for it to be released? For example, people you are close to like your brother and father. Can a judge order them to open the wallet?

>> No.29318086

>>29317843
What are they gonna do if you refuse to pay?

>> No.29318139

>>29317772
Thank you for that

>> No.29318293

even if you bought on a kyc, cant you send it to a mobile wallet or hardware wallet, change it all to monero on dex, then withdraw on localmonero

>> No.29318360

>>29317110
Extremely based

>> No.29318627

>>29318086
hold you on contempt of court or pull some other sort of jewish trickery and send you to prison.

>> No.29318664

>>29317691

You obviously haven't met enough women.

>> No.29318880

>>29317691
You really have no experience with women. Their cars are always filthy nests

>> No.29318906

>>29318627
That what i'm saying though, you go to prison, do your time, but your assets will be safe.

They're never gonna put you in life prison for failing to comply with the court. It like 3-5 years max.

>> No.29319101

>>29317551
good, more 30 year old autistic women who keep snakes as pets for me then

>> No.29319185

>>29316007
monero is safer for this than bitcoin. with bitcoin her lawyer can hire a chain analysis firm to fuck you in the ass.

>> No.29319232

>>29317323
Just hold in stablecoins till divorce is over

>> No.29319858

>>29317971

Anyone know if this would work?

>> No.29320305

>>29318906
correct. and after 3 years are over the oldhag will be hooked up with some other sucker. you can board a flight with just a carry on bag with your favorite book (with copious notes written in the margin, 12 of which are pretty important).
once you land in SE asia and a few taxi rides later, your real life will begin....

>> No.29320348

>>29316007
When they cash out their bank account may get frozen.

>> No.29320952

>>29320348
I don't see how they can do that unless they keep track of you 24/7. either way you could just leave the USA.

>> No.29321041

>>29317691
Hahaha holy shit anon.

>> No.29321865

>>29317691
Imagine being this big of a virgin. Women are disgusting.

>> No.29321957

>>29317323
Move out of the country.

>> No.29322034

I would say if you are dumb enough to get married at least plan a murder suicide if she divorces you it would really save the entire world a bunch of time and bs

>> No.29322418

>>29317971
>>29319858
Bitcoin, atleast, and probably many altcoins that copied it from bitcoin have n-m multisignature addresses. So you create one with m public keys and then you need n private keys to unlock the funds.

e.g. you, your dad and your brother create a 2-3 multi sig wallet and only e.g. your key and your brothers key is needed to unluck the coins.

>> No.29322727

>>29317691
If youve ever been in a girls room you'd realise that youre probably much more tidier the they are. They literally throw all their shit on the floor, desk and table. It looks like a fucking gypsy reunion.

>> No.29322824

You have to go back.
There are already 3 of these threads active, this is a subtle raid.

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>>29316007
>mfw Binance eventually offers a joint account for couples to hodl together

>> No.29324111

>>29316007
bc judge can rule on intent and the onus is on you to prove otherwise. dont have keys? oh ok, sit here until you remember. they'll even assign a tutor - jamal - to help you remember.

>> No.29324370

>>29316007
Well there is a dude in Canada who is being held in contempt because he apparently took his life savings and burned it so he wouldn't have to give his ex wife any.

And there is that one treasure hunter who found a Spanish galleon filled with gold but hid it all and hes been in jail for years now because he didn't want to give up the location.

>> No.29324542

>>29316007
Just transfer your crypto into something stupid like Coom. Crypto offers you a self-destruct feature.

>> No.29324905

1. Create a wallet
2. Add $1000 worth of shit coins
3. Put your real money into XMR
4. present your diversion wallet to roastie
5. oh no! i guess you can have half of my doge coins
6. live happily ever after

>> No.29325010

>>29324370
Cool. Gonna go read about treasure hunter dude. WTF happened to finders keepers?

>> No.29325135

>>29316007
Best solution here would be to never ever tell her you own any crypto in the first place.
But that out of the way, let's say you know your wife is filing for divorce. What if you then wash trade your crypto into some obvious pajeet pump and dump. The majority you immediately convert back out, and to a different wallet. A small fraction, you convert back to your original wallet after the rugpull. Claim you lost all your money in a scam.

>> No.29325150

>>29325010
I think Spain wanted it 'back' and he told them to get fucked and that was fine, but when his investors said they wanted their cut and he told them to fuck off, that was what fucked him over.

>> No.29325651

>>29322727
What is it about throwing shit on the floor? My gf can’t stop doing this. She’s really clean but everytime she comes home it looks like the aftermath of a tornado with all the shit on the floor

>> No.29325860
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Contempt is only like 6 months max... what the fuck why don't people do this more???

>> No.29326125

>>29325860
>what the fuck why don't people do this more???
People are soft.

>> No.29326331

>>29325860
I thought you can be detained for contempt of court indefinitely

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>>29326331
Seems like it would be against constitutional rights.

Would def fall under unusual punishment.

>> No.29327122

>>29316007
Is this a real New Yorker cover? Why tf are they normalizing living in filth?

>> No.29327161

Not possible to detain you indefinitely. I'd do a couple years inside to keep my coins away from my divorcing wife's hands.