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>25 years old
>Own a business
>Own a house
>Still a kissless virgin
Why is life so cruel?

>> No.29286820

Have you tried having sex?

>> No.29286851

That's not really a bad thing. Sex is overrated.

>> No.29286923

>>29286771
>>29286851
agreed overrated. have you tried video games OP much better than women.

>> No.29286969

>>29286771
>28
>almost a mil
>own a house
>never even held a girls hand
To be fair, I never asked, as I knew I was ugly and didn't want to make others uncomfortable by being around them. I only seem to get respect if I act like I am a rock with no feelings, but I'd love to just hold someone at some point.
I could pay, but that defeats the point, and I don't want to ask because I know what the answer will be and its better to pretend I don't want it than to pine like a dog.

>> No.29286979

I had some really good sex earlier today, and I'm broke as fuck.

>> No.29286980

>>29286771
What sort of business like being a retard professionally, selling Pokémon’s or something where you can’t for the life of you just say you own one.

>> No.29287015
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>>29286771
Get on tinder

>> No.29287029

>>29286771
how is that possible...let's fix you anon.

>> No.29287045

>>29286851
WRONG , stop lying to him !!! I love having sex !!!

>> No.29287046

>>29286851
YOUR sex is overrated. Im having sex that blows my mind everytime. Maybe find a girl that knows her shit or learn to fuck.

>> No.29287074
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>>29287015
>30+ roasties

>> No.29287086

>>29286820
I got drunk at a party one time and almost had sex with a landwhale. I sobered up just enough right as I was about to take her pants off and felt the horror of what was about to happen.

After that I decided I only want sex in a committed relationship with a girl who is wife material.

>> No.29287092

>>29286969
Your not ugly! The ancient Celtics believed that every living thing has fertility !! And so do you !!!

>> No.29287127
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29287127

>19
>go to girls house
>starts sucking my penis
>go limp due to combination of years of death grip masturbation to the most depraved porn, and extrasensitivity to the point of pain since I never exposed the head.
>leave knowing I’m a genetic failure
>never have another sexual encounter again
I wish I was joking

>> No.29287188

>>29287127
Take heart, you gave me a laugh

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>>29287092

>> No.29287318

>>29286771
Have you even tried talking to them? It's pretty easy

>> No.29287362

>>29287127
Start a jelqing routine

>> No.29287552

>>29287046
>>29287045
Larpers

>> No.29287634
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>>29287086
Kek

>> No.29287848

>>29286771
maybe it's because you're creepy dennis

>> No.29288010

>>29287318
I work nights. Alone. I'm lucky if I even see a woman.
I wish the covid meme was over so I could hang with friends, used to meet a few girls at bonfires or at the bar. Used to do that stuff often years ago but I was alot more autistic back then and lived with parents so didn't have much chance for success with the ladies.

>> No.29288212

>>29286771
>tfw 27 yo
>tfw own a house
>tfw have 80k in the bank
>tfw millionaire family
Im a kissless virgin. We were duped by society into believing financial success would fix us but women dont really care for it. At least Im fit and take care of myself :,)