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/biz/, I need your help. I have two weeks to come up with 1.5-2k, or else I can't go back to college. We've been denied every loan available to us. What can I do (short of literally sucking and fucking) to generate that cash in such a short amount of time? I'm disabled and a very petite female that can't drive. ):

>> No.2927680

Cam shows?

>> No.2927686

>>2927652
Yeah cam whore. You're disabled. There are some sick neets into that.

>> No.2927699

>>2927652
pr0n

>> No.2927697

Get those kneepads out.

>> No.2927708

>>2927652
>very petite
Yep, myfreecams or chaturbate. Send /biz/ a link, we'll support you.

>> No.2927709

poast pics

>> No.2927719
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>>2927686
This

>> No.2927726

>>2927652
send pics or gtfo

>> No.2927731

I can lend you 1BTC at 5% daily compound interest rate.

>> No.2927738

Sell things you own
Ask family

>> No.2927741

>>2927652

timestamped tits, and I might consider donating some btc to your cause

>> No.2927757

>>2927652
credit card. actually... don't even go to college.

>> No.2927765

>>2927652
What country are you in? If you say the right one I have a 100% non-sexual way for you to get the money and I'm serious. It's easy too and not in any way degrading, and it is also legal.

>> No.2927846

>>2927652
get a husband

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>>2927731

Deal, anon :^)

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>> No.2927937

>>2927765
U.S.

As for everyone else suggesting camming, I'm not sure if I could even DO that. I have Tourettes, no secure place to film, and my body isn't that great, and it's imperitive my identity isn't shared.

>> No.2927952

>>2927741
My tits aren't worth it. It's my face that's pretty, but I'm sure you understand why I wouldn't feel comfortable posting a photo.

>> No.2927955

>>2927937
Ah. Won't work then.

>>2927731
I will take you up on this deal. How can we do this?

>> No.2927961

>>2927652
pawn shit you don't use. cover the rest with credit card. get a job and pay debt as soon as you can.

>> No.2927977

>>2927937
So you just asked for anything to earn money but you dont want to do that. Fuck off

>> No.2927979

>>2927731
I don't know what this means. ): I know it's Bitcoin, but not much more else. I wouldn't know how to use your offer (sites, links, wallets I think?).

>> No.2927995

>>2927952
Why? If you dont have any social media there is no way to track you.

>> No.2927996

>>2927977
I'm telling you why I don't think these things would work out, not that I wouldn't do them.>>2927961

>> No.2928011

>>2927996
Didn't mean to add that last number. I have nothing I can trade or sell, literally nothing to my name other than a few clothes so I can work and a phone to do everything else on.

>> No.2928015

>>2927996
If u dont try you dont know.
You wont loose anything for trying.

>> No.2928043

>>2928015
I could lose a lot. What if the camera slips and shows my face? What if somebody somehow gets a hold of my identity? I have nothing anyone would be inteterested in. I hate showing off my body- I'm as close to Amish as you can get without being Amish. I don't mean to throw you down, I'm just nervous you know?

>> No.2928053

Let med fuck you and ill pay you 0.5 btc

>> No.2928091

The biggest issue with sex work is that I don't want to lose my boyfriend. I have no idea how to convince him this is the right path to go or at least the only one I have available now. It would kill me to break up with him.

>> No.2928159

>>2928091
Then lend money from your boyfriend then

>> No.2928166

https://www.reddit.com/r/GirlsGoneBitcoin/

problem solved

>> No.2928188

>>2927952
Send timestamp and tits with a btc address and I'll send you 0.1btc.

>> No.2928225

>>2928053
>>2928188
Well there you go OP that's like 1800$ already.

>> No.2928227

>>2927652
Open a paypal credit line, try to get 2000, I did when I had minimal credit history. Then send that to another account and transfer to bank

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>>2927652
take hg pics of pucci I send you $$$$

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2928760

Option 1: Loan shark (best bet)
Option 2: Sell one of your testicles (the market values one around $30,000)
Option 3: Rob a 7-11 (easier than you might think)

>> No.2928811

>>2928760
How would one go about selling a testicle? I never want kids so I'm very willing, but I'm pretty sure it's illegal in america

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>>2928760
>one testicle is valued at $30,000

Hol up. How do I make this happen? Im not gear so its just dead weight

>> No.2928852

I'm a petite female too but unlike you I'm not a college cuck wage slave, I invested billions into bitcoin and am now a gorillionaire.

Get lost, loser, beggars aren't welcome here.

>> No.2928908

>ITT: anons discussing about selling their tiny testicles
>/biz/