Who here /paranoid/?

[Anonymous No.29263930]

The only place my seed phrase is written is on a piece of paper that I keep taped to my inner thigh at all times. If I'm ever in a situation where it's subject to being stolen from me, I plan to swallow the paper. It's taped to me so that if I'm ever in a situation where my clothing is stolen from me, they will not get it.

[Anonymous No.29264249]

>>29263930
Pray you never lose control of your sphincter

[Anonymous No.29264681]

>>29263930
>a piece of paper that I keep taped to my inner thigh at all times
>if I'm ever in a situation where my clothing is stolen from me
where are you from and are you homeless?

[Anonymous No.29265727]

>>29263930
Who do you know that even knows what a ledge key is?

[Anonymous No.29266048]

>>29264681
I live in LA. I'm not homeless. I just figure that if someone were to kidnap me for any reason, they would likely strip me. Whether it be for torture reasons or otherwise. They likely won't take off my underwear though, so the paper will be hidden still. Even if they did, I would just tear the paper off quickly and swallow it. I've already practiced grabbing the paper with my hands bound in case of handcuffs. The only way I lose is if they hit me with some kind of tranquilizer or something to keep me out while they do this, but let's be a little realistic here.
If I kept the paper in my pocket or my shoe or whatever, it would be taken when they take my clothes.

[Anonymous No.29266172]

>>29266048
Oh hey there anon. Please take your meds.

[Anonymous No.29266231]

>>29266048
Based XRP holder

[Anonymous No.29266290]

>>29266048
But then what if you escape , there is no back up? You lost your paper in that case

[Anonymous No.29266360]

>>29266048
What....why would you’ve even need the code on you 24/7 if you have a home

[Anonymous No.29266363]

it's gonna taste like ballsack, anon

[Anonymous No.29266516]

>>29263930
Learn mnemonics.
A mental discipline that goes back millennia.

[Anonymous No.29266546]

>>29263930
absolute retard. just write it down multiple times all around your home so you cant lose it. write two random words wrong, and remember what they actually are and their position. Easy as fuck to remember and it will never be cracked even with the access to the pieces of paper youve written on.
If youre THAT paranoid you could also just remember it though. Its not that hard.

[Anonymous No.29266764]

>>29263930
>>29266363
Praise kek

[Anonymous No.29267051]

>>29266290
I'd rather lose everything then let it go into someone else's hands.
>>29266360
If I kept it in my house someone could break in and find it. If I kept it on some piece of electronic equipment someone could hack it and get the phrase.
>>29266516
>>29266546
And if I were pushed into a situation where someone could gain access to my mind? I.E. what if someone were to drug me up enough that I spilled the beans when asked about my seed phrase? With my method I can safely say that even if somehow forced to reveal what my phrase was, I'd be unable to answer.

[Anonymous No.29267074]

>>29263930
>ran out of cigarettes
>ran out of vape juice
>only have loose pipe tobacco left but no pipe cleaners
It's been two days and I've been cracking out for a smoke trying to replace the lack of nicotine with caffeine. I unironically gave my DNA to genomelink to look at specific genetic traits knowing full well that the shit probably ends up getting processed by the mainland chinese only to confirm my suspicions that I metabolize caffeine extremely quickly. I have not slept these past two days and have been stuck staring at meme charts this entire time and reading random passages out of my copy of Lingua Latina Per Se Illustrata and listening to some retard on YouTube saying Pilium habeo non-stop. If it weren't banned in Burgerland I would have probably bought XRP by now.

[Anonymous No.29267166]

>>29266048
But what if they tie your hands together and hang you by them from the ceiling before taking your pants off to do lewd things, anon?

[Anonymous No.29267290]

>>29263930
Do you not trust the property rights where you live?

[Anonymous No.29267411]

>Seed phrase? Why yes, I do keep it on an unlocked notepad file on my PC

>How could you tell?

[Anonymous No.29267543]

>>29267074
r-e-l-a-x